You Can Pick Your Friends
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on Fimfiction, by Mister Coffee
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On a typical Thursday, you're shopping at the Ponyville market when you feel a need to scratch your butt.
Since you're a reasonably polite human, you at least duck down an alleyway before doing so. No need to offend anypony, after all.