Rainbow Dash has seen how Applejack looks at her sometimes. One day, she eventually decides to ask her about why she does it so much. Afterall, asking for someone's orientation is a simple, straight-forward question, is it not?
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Rated 'Teen' to be safe and for topic.
Written/edited by: FireRain
FEATURED 26/11/17! Thanks so much, peeps!
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I mean, really, I'm sure the majority of us got some of the same vibes and impression during that episode featuring Countess Coloratura and Applejack. From childhood to the present, they seemed to be rather close. Looking at Applejack interact with Rara is what has always gotten me thinking about where they stand.
To me, it's like they have something a little more than friendship, and I wrote this to inquire upon those curious thoughts.
"Because I’ve been thinking about this for a while, and there’s not a single creature with wings I can think of who is exclusively attracted to the opposite sex.”
Worried that her human boyfriend will find her less tough after seeing her mushy side, Rainbow Dash tells him that she's a black belt in a martial art that surely doesn't exist.
Anon, tired of being a virgin in pony land, decides to get laid. It goes as well as you'd expect it to. (Semi-RGRE?)
Anon is tired of being a virgin. It causes him endless guilt and the need to get shit done. So he finally leaves his room and tries his luck at a bar. There, he meets the mare Lyra Heartstrings, recently broken up by a stallion. Can she give Anon advice on getting a mare? Will the two end up getting together?
Twilight keeps sleepwalking into your room at night cuddling you until morning. The two of you team up with Starlight to put a stop to it.
Wake up in bed cuddling with a pony princess once, shame on the pony princess.
Wake up in bed cuddling with a pony princess twice, shame on...well, still shame on the pony princess.
Twilight is desperate to figure out her sleepwalking/sleepcuddling problem, and you want to help her in any way that you can. A sweet and funny little Slice of Life story.
Shining Armor and Princess Cadence come to you to seek help with a problem they have been having for a while, but why does the solution involve your semen?
Shining Armor and Princess Cadence have been trying for a child ever since they were first married with no luck. Being their newer humanoid friend you supported them through many highs and lows along the journey you’ve travelled with them.
But what are you supposed to do when you become the potentially only hope for them to ever have a child?
Take initiative of course.
(Set in Reverse Gender Role Equestria)
Triggers: The name Anon, Consensual cuckolding, Stupid plot, Ahegao, Impregnation, Fingering, Both oral and vaginal intercourse and Clothing
Nightmare Moon banished Celestia, only to be defeated by Ahuizotl. Ponykind were made the scapegoats to blame for her scourge. 1000 years they pray for a saviour to deliver them. Anypony will do. Enter the last hope, a pizza delivery dude.
"Ponykind must have run out of colours when they finally got to this pony. Everything from his mane to his ass was all seven colours of gloom and doom. He was so dark and brooding he probably ate glittery emos and shat vampire bats.” - Quote of the Week
1000 years the ponies have prayed for a saviour to deliver them, whether it was their long lost sun goddess Celestia, or even Nightmare Moon, maybe even the chaos lord Discord, anypony! After suffering under the yoke of a tyrant god for so long, they decided any saviour will do, even a dark demonic overlord. One unicorn sorceress finally decides to take matters into her own hooves. She sets out to the frozen ruins of a long lost Empire in the Crystal Mountains bearing a grand sacrifice of 1000 ponies in an attempt to summon the dark demonic overlord of the Crystal Empire.
When the dark ritual turned up a blank, the universe decides to shuffle in the next best thing. Will he rise up to the expectations of his newfound flock? He'd better, and quickly, for the tyrant god's inquisition is out to get him and the 1000 'blasphemers' involved in his summoning. With a nation to build and an evil tyrant god to fight, never has there been a taller order to fill. But it's alright, he's a dark demonic overlord, right? He quickly finds that with some smokes and mirrors and the help of 1000 very magical ponies, anyone can look the part, even an entirely magic-inert pizza delivery dude.
Now a long-haul fic! Many thanks to everyone who convinced me to make this a reality!
Somebody kindly messaged me and told me I should announce here that the story was featured from 27 - 30th of April. I completely missed that but many thanks for making that possible, everyone!
Cover Art: Placeholder drawn by me. Will be a background for a full cover at some point.
Coming across an artifact while exploring a forest cave, a young teen gets whisked off to a strange new land. unfortunately for him, this artifact did more than just transport him, landing him immediately in the world powers proverbial blade tip. Trapped in stone, this is how he spends his time.
Yo! I'm not dead! I'm not done with Amnesiacs tale, just taking a bit more of a break from it. I had this idea floating in my head and i had to catch it. this story will be a lot shorted than I intend Amnesiacs tale to be so I should be back to it soon!
Featured on 11/26/2018! never thought it would happen, but here we are. thank you all. Featured again on 12/7/18! Featured yet again on 12/17/18! Featured once again on 1/26/19! Featured once more on 3/3/19! Featured again on 3/25/19 1k views! Heck yeah! 3k views!
Anon failed a test. Anon wants cake. Math is dumb.
After failing a math test, Anon returns home to her adoptive mother; Twilight, who attempts to teach Anon basic math. Unfortunately for her, math is harder than it appears. Will Twilight learn a lesson? Will Discord cause chaos? Is Princess Celestia too fat? Will Anon get the cake? The answer is mostly yes.
My entry, and now the winner of the Anon Filly Contest Featured on the day of its posting; 3/6/2020!
Rarity is in despair. She's ready to swoon onto the nearest fainting couch. She's convinced that she's OLD. Even though she's only 30. But she does have a BAD heat. And she doesn't have a handy stallion to help. Maybe a dragon will do?
A short fic that is based on the awesomely great comics by TJ Pones!
Rarity is 30. THIRTY.
And despite the fact that all of her friends, family, and most of the single stallions in town have tried to tell her that's not even that old, she's convinced herself otherwise.
Rarity is sure that her life of business acumen and her focus on building herself as an independent career-oriented mare have meant that too much time has passed... and that she is now 'too old' to find companionship. Add to these fears a body that is beginning to feel heats more powerfully as her biological alarm clock begins to tick more insistently, and you have a recipe for disaster.
Lucky for Rarity, she has a very kind younger sister, who is more than willing to share her handsome drakefriend to 'cheer up' the fashionista in her time of need.
Contains: shameless sparity / drake on pony / oral / vanilla / vaginal / excessive cum
When Killian falls down a hole behind his Emerald Isles home he finds himself face to face with a new world that seemingly clashes with his sense of design. How does this bartending designer cope? Alcohal and Ponies of course!
The world is stark raving mad and these color schemes are going to make me rip out my own eyeballs.
Oh, Excuse me. My name is Killian Cormac. I'm a bartender, designer, and beard enthusiast. Well I was until a hole in some god damned tree poured my sorry Irish ass into this world of vomit inducing colors and inhabitants so damned frustrating I might just yank my beard right out.
Well since I'm stuck here might as well see what kind of hell I can raise.
UPDATE/EDIT: I don't want people to look at this story and expect a one shot clopfic read. I fully intend to make this a story of progression, love, and finding oneself just with a lot more humor than other stories like it. I hope my readers will enjoy a drawn out romance story with a true sense of discovery and though I do promise raunchy situations I don't want people to have the wrong idea.
NON SEXY SPOILER: First story in a long time, written by myself (Naturally) using events from my own life and the progression from being a scraggly nerd to a bearded outdoorsman dynamo with an unhealthy obsession for Celestias Sweet Musk and pastel colored ponies.
SEXY SPOILER: Features hot hairy irishman on pony action containing, but not limited to: Cunnilingus, Spanking, Drunken Makeouts, Flank Groping, Melodrama, Slow Sensual Lovemaking, and the misinterpretation of the word "Horse"
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Chrysalis gets a little more than she bargained for when capturing the Princess of Love.
Princess Cadance is in the clutches of the totally evil Queen Chrysalis! What ever shall she do? This is definitely not what she wanted to happen at all. Nope. Totally not. And she absolutely will not fill the queen's head with lewd ideas. Nope. None.
Kinks: Facesitting, Squirting, Anal, Facial, Sudden Dickmare and Plenty o' Cum
Tirek asks Cozy Glow a simple question not knowing that it might change the very nature of their relationship.
When Lord Tirek asks Cozy Glow what seems like a normal question, he has no idea the floodgates that will open... and how his relationship to the little villain might ultimately be changed.
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A small bit of villainous sweetness inspired by both the dynamic of the Evil Trio and the cover art by soundwavepie.
A young Dusk Shine grows immensely curious about something concerning the opposite sex. Maybe his sister will be a willing to help him with his quandary... or not. At least, not at first.
Dusk Shine, a colt with remarkable prospects, has an insatiable curiosity for the world around him. The young unicorn is a bane to his teacher's ears, and the ghost story that books would theoretically tell to freshly printed copies - all dog eared and frayed from their experience with the inquisitive colt. However, the mulberry colt has grown frustrated with adults and their refusal to answer his latest and most burning question. One not found in any of his textbooks admittedly, but something he overheard the older students talk of at school. He wasn't a colt anymore, not in his own eyes anyway. If the adults wouldn't help him, he'd just have to help himself...
Fetishes: All characters are genderswapped. Chapter 1: Somnophilia/molestation, incest, naive exploration of the feminine body, foalcon, cunnilingus. Chapter 2: Foalcon, FxM, incest, surprisingly large male endowments/cock awe, mutual masturbation, and all the things you'd expect out of foreplay and sex
Chapter 3: Feels Bonus Chapter but not really: Shining x Twilight, BJ If this gets enough likes I'll write additional bonus chapters. Featured: 21/04/2019 & 26/04/2019 Written for the whole incest competition thingymajig. Big thanks to Exuno and Deergenerate Leave a dislike if you disliked, leave a like if you liked. Enjoy. Cover art by TheUselesstoe
Mistaking Rat poison for a can of sugar in the morning does seem to be the recipe in proving the multiverse theory, magic and the existence of wanna be Care Bear copy cats in horse form. Also I am now one of them too. Octavia where is my coffee?
This is a spin off story from "A Zebrica for a Human"
Who knew that the existence of the multiverse can be proven by mistaking a Can of Rat Poison for a Can of sugar? I know right and apparently the afterlife is also filled with a copy cat version of the Care Bears in horse forms.
Either way here I am, being one of them, and somehow living a much more luxurious life compared to my previous one, thanks to some racist issues my new "DAD" has to deal with regarding his family and some Nobles. Not just that, but apparently these two dickheads (which I am as well) have a daughter the same age as me too, who is "Not" a dickhead.
So does this mean that we now considered siblings or just roommates?
Anyway, having to go through puberty a second time should be...interesting regarding the fact that I am now a colorful cartoon pony with woodoo hoodoo powers. Darn, this is going to get awkward multiple times I am sure of it.
Octavia, can you please get me some Coffee because I am going to be needed lots of it. What...? Yes of course I am old enough to have coffee, don't listen to what your parents are telling you...and no you can not borrow my tablet to listen to some of my Retro stuff either. I was going to do that first.
FEATURED AGAIN ON THE VERY DAY IT WAS RELEASED. THE 19TH JULY 2017. THIS FIC MUST HAVE A TOUCH OF ALEXANDER ON IT.
Anon is summoned to Princess Celestia's chamber, he drops the spaghetti
After a few months in Equestria Anon is summoned by Celestia, although he doesn't know why. Needless to say he's somewhat apprehensive of speaking with the horse overlord, lets all keep our fingers/hooves crossed for the poor guy!
This is just a completely absurd one shot I thought up while at work today. I don't figure it'll do that well but, to me, it was too damn funny not to write down. If nothing else I hope y'all get a chuckle out of it!
Changelings can be named after insect body parts. Thorax. Chrysalis. Pharynx. So Leg is a changeling name. Sortof. Technically. She's not happy with it.
My entry in the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Contest #14, "A Worthy End." Written in one hour and totally unedited.
