Ponyville, is a peaceful yet often random place to live in. The young play outside in the warm weather, while the adults sit around and chat about their daily routine, wondering how the day will pass on, and what to put on the table tonight for dinner. Even the animals are friendly to one another.
Yet, something feels...different about Ponyville, and the adults are not sure why. It feels the same as any other day, getting up, go to work, sleep, and repeat the process.
But for some strange reason, colts and fillies laugh, and not with each other, but with a new friend. Not only do the youngsters like this new friend, the elderly seem to take a liking to this friend as well. It bothers some, but most ignore and let it be.
But sometimes, if you are very quiet, you can hear a voice. A voice filled with sadness and anger. Often times, the voice settles down, and does not speak, but when it does, this voice repeats the same question. Again, and again and again.
Twilight keeps sleepwalking into your room at night cuddling you until morning. The two of you team up with Starlight to put a stop to it.
Wake up in bed cuddling with a pony princess once, shame on the pony princess.
Wake up in bed cuddling with a pony princess twice, shame on...well, still shame on the pony princess.
Twilight is desperate to figure out her sleepwalking/sleepcuddling problem, and you want to help her in any way that you can. A sweet and funny little Slice of Life story.
Shining Armor and Princess Cadence come to you to seek help with a problem they have been having for a while, but why does the solution involve your semen?
Shining Armor and Princess Cadence have been trying for a child ever since they were first married with no luck. Being their newer humanoid friend you supported them through many highs and lows along the journey you’ve travelled with them.
But what are you supposed to do when you become the potentially only hope for them to ever have a child?
Take initiative of course.
(Set in Reverse Gender Role Equestria)
Triggers: The name Anon, Consensual cuckolding, Stupid plot, Ahegao, Impregnation, Fingering, Both oral and vaginal intercourse and Clothing
Princess Luna comes to cuddle and snuggle with you whenever you have trouble sleeping. These are stories of the nights you spend with her.
You have some pretty serious insomnia. Thankfully, though, there's this beautful, cuddly pony princess that's figured out how to come to earth, and for some reason, she's chosen to help you with your sleeping problem with lots of physical affection and snuggles.
Within this tome are the accounts of some of the nights you've spent together, complete with graphic cuddling detail.
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Anon is summoned to Princess Celestia's chamber, he drops the spaghetti
After a few months in Equestria Anon is summoned by Celestia, although he doesn't know why. Needless to say he's somewhat apprehensive of speaking with the horse overlord, lets all keep our fingers/hooves crossed for the poor guy!
This is just a completely absurd one shot I thought up while at work today. I don't figure it'll do that well but, to me, it was too damn funny not to write down. If nothing else I hope y'all get a chuckle out of it!
You have to have sex with Celestia in order to save your soul. This is obviously Twilight's fault.
A demon wants to make a deal with you. You have to have sex with Celestia or he will take your soul. This wouldn't be a huge problem, but you are also extremely attracted to the princess. You have to now make a decision, to either lose your soul or tell Celestia how you feel about her.
Princess Luna is going to be making a move tonight. Anon's friends offer him condolences, but no one wants to get in the way of a 1000 year dry spell ending. Anon is kind of a slut, so he doesn't mind. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
Princess Luna is going to be making a move tonight. Anon's friends offer him condolences, but no one wants to get in the way of a 1000 year dry spell ending. Anon is kind of a slut, so he doesn't mind. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Just as another Christmas comes to pass, you're left with something which will live with you forever.
It's the holiday season, one just like any other, or so you think. As you wind down on Christmas Eve, you reminisce on years gone by. Everyone has something they've always wanted, but could never get. This, my friends, is one such story.
I wanted to write this as a thank you to all of my wonderful followers and the community at large. Have a happy and safe holiday season. Please feel free to choose whichever chapter you find fitting. I wrote this story for everyone, and I dearly hope you enjoy it.
Chrysalis comes to a full understanding of giving your love to another.
Anon and Chrysalis have been pushed to their limits on the run from the law. They now find themselves in a cave on the outskirts of The Badlands, knowing full well their time may be coming to a close.
Though, with Chrysalis finally understanding the true meaning to giving love to another, perhaps there is hope for them yet?
The truth shall set you free.
Cover art is by an unknown Japanese artist. Full credits to them for the cover art used for this story.
You're not exactly good with the whole Equestrian courtship rituals, so you need a little girl to explain what you're doing wrong. Through demonstration.
Ever since you ended up in Equestria, you've had basically zero luck dating mares. You can chalk a good portion of it due to the whole different species thing, but you know there has to be more to it than that!
That's when you meet Katy, a filly who looks like she's just barely gotten her cutie mark, and she has made it her personal mission to figure out all the girl problems you're having. What could a pony her age have to teach you, though?
Well, a good start would be how Equestrian mating culture works. Sure, she's young, but she has to know more about it than you do, right? What could go wrong?
Your friend Vinyl hooks you up with Octavia. Lewd shenanigans ensue.
Your friend Vinyl Scratch drags you out of your apartment and forces you to attend a show that she just knows you're going to love. With nothing else better to do you give in and boy are you glad you did.
Sweet Biscuit may or may not have a slight cookie addiction. She also may or may not break into Anon’s house to steal his cookie jar. Again. Or maybe it’s just because she misses him.
Either way, they're happy enough to see each other again.
... Though that doesn't mean Anon won't lose a sweet or two in the process.
During a boring visit with your marefriends parents, she leads you up into her old room. And the horny little Alicorn has a plan for you. As with many of her plans, they never go the way they are intended.
Princess Twilight Sparkle. The mare you call your marefriend. She suckered you into spending the weekend at her parents place. After a rather, "enlightening" dinner. The two of you make your way upstairs to her fillyhood room. Seemingly home alone, she starts to get jiggy with you.
Little do you know, someone is watching you. And that someone, is Twilight Velvet.
Just written as a one-off clopfic. Meant only for clop. Featuring Incest, cunnilingus, blowjobs, two mares on one man, adultery both consensual, and non as well as creampies. Chapter two features mild abuse, crying ponies and some stuff. Chapter two is now up, it's a little meh, but there is more to come! Feel free to comment, or suggest other stuff for me to write!
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Being a caffeine addict isn't so bad, except that Ponyville is lacking anything with a real kick to it. Good thing Anon has one source of sweet, delicious energy. Well, maybe it's not such a good thing for Applejack...
Caffeine is one hell of a drug.
Anon knows it, misses it, needs it. He's been without it so long that his body doesn't even know what to do with it anymore, but that won't stop him from ODing on it given the chance. God have mercy on anyone who gets in his way when the rush takes over.
You've just been dumped off at your mother's junkyard for two weeks, and things only escalate from there.
Your name is Aileron, you are the son of Delta Vee and Jet Stream. Life's been fairly rough for you, with the constant moving around, arguments, and your own bubbly twin sister's antics, life's a whirling cacophony of headaches half the time.
And now your father, Jet, is going on another one of his 'Important Business Trips' leaving you and your twin sis Apogee to stay with Delta for a whole two weeks.
Little do you know how incredible the next two weeks ARE gonna be...
This story is based around Shinodage's askblog, Delta Vee's Junkyard. Needless to say, he owns the characters, universe, and so on, I was just given permission to fuck around in it.
This is my first attempt at writing 2nd Person and my first contribution to the little Space Ponyos universe. Obviously it's an AU, so take nothing here as canon.
Massive thanks to Shinodage for letting me use some of his art for coverart. Big thanks goes out to P-Berry for spurring the idea of it with something he said and for proof-reading and to Damien Darkside for editing/proofing the whole thing and giving me advice.
A strange creature arrives in Ponyville and the Apples have taken it upon themselves to keep it as a pet, despite Twilight's cautious words.
A human has arrived in Ponyville that the Apples dubbed, "Anonymous." Twilight is worried he might be dangerous. They know nothing about him after all. However, the Apples still treat him like a common pet, until he begins mimicking speech.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
A story about a young pegasus' love for a strange creature from a far-away land, and the conflict to win over his affection... by any means necessary.
You are Scootaloo, and you've just graduated Cheerilee's class. A full-grown pegasus, your whole life ahead of you...
...Then your life is thrown upside-down after an almost fateful encounter with a strange new creature.
Originally requested as a one-shot, "Alone" puts you into the shifting perspectives of Scootaloo, a young mare, and the perspectives of Anonymous, a human that has lived in Ponyville for many years now. As the story continues, the feelings of affection one has for another will intensify to a breaking point, and will push them to win the other's affection... by any means necessary.
(A Scootaloo x Anon one-shot that was requested to me by an anonymous user.)
