What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
At the village's annual Choosing Ceremony, Starlight Glimmer assigns Double Diamond to impregnate his own sister this heat season. But surely he can't actually go through with that, right?
Dating is ... different in Starlight's village of equality. Every year when heat season begins, instead of messing around with the frenzy and heartbreak of finding a special somepony like in the rest of Equestria, everyone is treated equally: they are simply assigned their perfect match for the season. And then everyone can contribute to creating the next generation of equal residents.
Things take a weird turn for Double Diamond when the mare he's assigned to for this heat season is his own sister, Bunny Hill. Nopony seems terribly concerned about that, least of all Bunny Hill herself. And to suggest that their sacred Choosing Ceremony might have been wrong is just absolute sacrilege! But he can't actually go through with this ... can he?
