Hoity Toity is just trying to get his shop up and running, after the invasion of Canterlot, when a he's interrupted by a curious visitor.
After Queen Chrysallis' attempt to overthrow Canterlot, the city is a mess. Businesses have been closed down, the public is on edge, and Hoity Toity, the premier designer of Equestria, is having to get his shop up and running. During his attempts to re-open his boutique, an apparently ill mare stumbles into his store, but everything is not as it appears...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Size Difference, Interspecies, Orgasm Denial, Worship, Light Musk, Begging, Crossdressing, Cum Inflation, and Fabulous Foal-Batter
Artwork by Braeburned
No seriously, this is Omega levels of gay. Final warning!!! Features Hoity Toity and Cornicle (He's a canon changeling)
Shameless clopfic of Braeburn and Anon. Hopefully the first in a three part series.
Just a shameless M/M clopfic. Pony on Human action, just something I cranked out when I was bored. Chapter one is Braeburn and Anon Chapter two is Braeburn, Big Mac, and Anon
Involves anal, rimming, blowjobs, slight domination, as well as some cumflation in chapter two.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
From the Gentlemanverse, the story of an Earth Pony mare named Five Stars and how she became a lover of humans and a trainer of Gentlemen.
Set in the Gentlemanverse of Demon Eyes Laharl, this is the story of how an earth pony mare named Five Stars became a lover of humans and trainer of gentlemen, told in her own words--her failed herds, the hard lessons she learned, the friends she made and lost... and the new life she eventually found.
Sad to say... we mares can be quite a lonely bunch. While mare to mare relationships are an option, a lot of us just want a stallion we could warm.
Disclaimer: Not a real-life religion, so there's no need to get all up in arms over a fic with the 'comedy' tag.
Post-Conversion Earth is a calm, peaceful place. However, it lacks the certain kind of chaos that only religion can bring. Enter a single, fanatical human from space to dish out his own kind of conversion.
Religion is coming to Equestria, brought by a single, oblivious, fanatic. On a divine mission from his God (at least that's what he thinks), this lone human will not rest until he saves the souls of all. With zeal in his heart, a holy tome in his hands and unyielding faith, he shall bring the true meaning of conversion back to Equestria.
Whether the ponies like it or not.
So grab your prayer beads, strap on your finest missionary boots and prepare for a preachin' you won't forget.
Arse-covering: 1. I'm not taking any shots at religion here, it's a shame that I have to point that out but better safe than sorry. 2. Any references to actual religion is purely for comedic purposes. 3. Not a hate-fic, I just can't resist the pun. 4. Disregarding the above points is considered heresy, and punishable by eternal damnation.
Anonymous goes to help the Apples with their yearly harvest. A bit of tension ensues...
Traveling to Ponyville, with his good buddy Braeburn, Anon is only expecting to do some manual labor. Apparently, the Apple family could use a helping hoof, or hand, with this year's apple harvest, so the two are making the trip to help. After arriving, the man finds the biggest stallion he's ever seen, a pony named Big Mac. Tall, strong, and impressively built, there's something curious about the stallion, but he can't quite put his finger on it...
Kinks Include: Male on Male, Oral, Anal, Rimming, Musk/Scent, Sweat, Size Difference, Interspecies, and Loads of Apple Sauce
