Nightmare Moon's about to return and Equestria needs a savior, but don't worry: Celestia's got everything under control. Just as long as Twilight goes to Ponyville on time, and not to Moondancer's party instead--but why would she ever do that?
Princess Celestia has been planning for this day for years: the return of Nightmare Moon, the restoration of the Elements of Harmony, and the ushering of Equestria into a new age of friendship and love. Now that it's finally arrived, all she has to do is wait for Twilight to get to Ponyville, make some friends, hunt down the Elements, and save the...
Wait, what'd that letter say?
She didn't get on the chariot?
She went to whose party instead?
Oh. Oh, this could be bad. And more importantly, it's gonna need some hooves-on interference from Celestia to get her master plan back on track. But it'll probably all work out in the end. After all, how big a deal could one party be?
Third-place finalist in Aragon's "Comedy (Is Serious Business)" contest
Berry Punch has some darkness that lingers, Minuette can chase them away.
Hearths Warming is a time for family, a time for gifts, a time to remember. Berry Punch doesn't like to remember, but the past has a way of catching up. Minuette has gifts to give. Ruby Pinch wants a family. A Hearths Warming Kiss can solve it all.
Spike has grown into a handsome young drake, and because of that, potential partners are in constant supply. It's just a shame he's self-conscious about his fangs: never wanting to risk a kiss for fearing the worst. Can Minuette soothe his fears?
Some reassurance from a mare, plus a blowjob, is bound to help plenty.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
When Jeremy chips his tooth during a job in Ponyville, he has to pay his favourite dentist a less than social visit. His problem's quickly solved, but what does Minty want as payment? (Here's a clue, it's anal again.)
When Jeremy chips his tooth during a job in Ponyville, he has to pay his favourite dentist a less than social visit. His problem's quickly solved, but what does Minty want as payment?
An unlikely man and mare find unreal love in each other, then some certain friends decide to investigate just how much of the mare's tales of this otherworldly lover is true. Set in Reverse Gender Role Equestria
Moondancer is an eccentric mare, one who never even touched anything sex-related outside of pornography before finding herself the object of a certain human's affections. Naturally, all her learned knowledge of things intimate come from him and the (very unrealistically dragged out) pornographic material she consumed. So when Moondancer told her friends that intimacy between her human and her lasted much longer than they expected, they blew her off. But then a thought occurred to them.
What if Moondancer was telling the truth?
With that in mind, they follow her home one day, determined to see what exactly is going on.
They get a show they'll never forget.
An explicit one-shot set in the Reverse Gender Role Equestria universe
From the Gentlemanverse, the story of an Earth Pony mare named Five Stars and how she became a lover of humans and a trainer of Gentlemen.
Set in the Gentlemanverse of Demon Eyes Laharl, this is the story of how an earth pony mare named Five Stars became a lover of humans and trainer of gentlemen, told in her own words--her failed herds, the hard lessons she learned, the friends she made and lost... and the new life she eventually found.
Sad to say... we mares can be quite a lonely bunch. While mare to mare relationships are an option, a lot of us just want a stallion we could warm.
An unusual dream graces Twilight's mind on the same day that Princess Celestia returns to Canterlot with a new, adopted daughter named Rainbow Dash.
Twilight Sparkle's wildest dreams have just been met, and exceeded. Due to an unexpected magical outburst during her entrance exam to Princess Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, the Solar Princess herself took an interest and took Twilight on as her personal student.
This was a pleasant shock for Twilight and her family. However, a few months later, a less pleasant shock would reach Twilight in the form of Celestia returning to Canterlot with a new daughter, a freshly adopted pegasus filly named Rainbow Dash. As the two get to know each other, Twilight can clearly see something eating at the self absorbed and competitive filly's mind.
To make matters even more confusing, Princess Celestia is now hiding something. Twilight dares not question it, but it is quite clear that Celestia isn't being wholly open with anypony about her decision to adopt some random orphan.
Could the answers have something to do with the cryptic dream Twilight had the night before she met Rainbow Dash?
**Apparently, this was featured on August 12th, but I slept through that brief window. All the same, I am flabbergasted and humbled!**
Old habits may die hard, but Moondancer is getting the hang of this friendship thing once again. Rebuilding a home with an alien though, wasn't covered in any of her books. Neither was this new feeling building inside her.
It’s said one’s home is the reflection of the self. Run down, eyesore, hole in the wall. All terms used to adequately describe Moondancer’s home and that’s putting it lightly. Well, enough is enough. Moondancer doesn’t wallow in self-pity or recluse herself any longer.
Despite all her book smarts though, she doesn’t know the first thing about restoring a house. It's nothing the local handyman can't fix, but can they mend each other's hearts?
You visit the dentist like the good human you are for a routine check-up. A check-up that is in no way sexual or has anything to do with a particular infatuation with a mare with minty fresh hair.
A second person Anon x Colgate story.
Contains: hoofjobs, thighjobs, anal and a terrible display of knowledge in the field of dentistry
I have no idea who the artist of the pic is, so I couldn't tell you if I tried.
Recent partners Jeremy and Minuette are on vacation together, planning to have a fun and sexy time. Minuette wasn't expecting to bump into her old school friend, Auburn Sunrise, or for the three of them to end up in bed together!
This is listed as a sequel to Deep Treatment, but it could also be seen as an indirect sequel to Off Duty, On Private! Prior knowledge of either series isn't necessary to enjoy this clopfest! Cover image is a cheeky edit of a piece by marble-soda!
Beta Reader & Editor Credits Cursori: Reader of Many a Pony Word Little Tinker: Master of Systems at Poniverse & Scripting Engineer on The Manehattan Project Ladrian: Resident Snarky Mistborn Heartshine: Smol Pegsus, BIg Heart Oroboro: Assassin of Extra Spa ces Painted Heart: Wife of the Author
