MLP: FiMSexProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanOCSongbird Serenade
Being a close friend of Prince Blueblood has its benefits. His public perception may be a bit off, but Anton knows the wonderful truth—the guy is a total bro. Through methods unbeknownst to the human, the Prince was able to procure no less than four last minute VIP tickets to the first show of Songbird Serenade’s summertime tour—the Crystal Empire.
Human x Songbird Serenade romance, because Sia pone deserves some love.
If there's enough interest, I may well write a sequel to this.
Pre-read by JimboTex
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaZecoraOtherMain 6
FEATURED: 10/11/2017
FEATURED: 26/11/2018
I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe.
Crack story
Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already)
Human in Equestria.
The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then?
Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’.)
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY!
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER!
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.