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MLP: FiM Sex Fetish Profanity Comedy Sad Porn Human Twilight Anon Cozy Glow
After yet another profound breach of etiquette, and having risked an international incident, Anon faces a harsh judgement...
After his shenanigans in the Kingdom of Yakyakistan, having demolished a yurt and caused quite the exhibitionistic bout of demolition, Anon has to face Twilight. It was bad enough that he plowed a yak though a table in front of a Prince, compelled by the infernal elixir he'd procured from Zecora , but now he has to suffer the repercussions and explain himself to his boss. Even in comparison to his past exploits, he crossed a line and there will be a price to be paid...
Kinks Include: Foalcon
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Comedy Random Human Alt. Universe Zecora OC Changelings Zebra
This is a story about a human who is hailed as the Monkey King by the Zebras and has somehow, SOMEHOW accomplished in recreating the Persian Empire, with nothing but his wits, unpredicatlbe antics and stupid luck.
(Sex tag just for references, suggestions and dialog. Gore for the later parts of this fic)
(Cover art by me and still under construction)
Well this is something. Greetings fellow peoples or whoever else finds and reads this story. Let me introduce myself, I am simply know as THE MONKEY KING. The king of what you may ask? Well, the king of the Zebras to be precise, or even better, the King of the Achaemidien EMPIRE.
How you may ask? Well to be honest, I have no bloody idea myself. One moment I was simply making myself some coffee just like every morning, and then the next thing I know I get zapped away from my home, reappear out of nowhere in the middle of Desert with both my Coffee and pajamas still on me, followed up by some weird Voodoo prophecy made by the Zebra Shamans about the arrival of an ancient Monkey King who is going to re-unite all the fractured Zebra tribes to once again reform the Zebra Kingdom of old.
That was a mouthful.
That's not all, I went even further then that and somehow, SOMEHOW, managed to take this kingdom and shape it into THIS worlds version of the Persian Empire, thanks to my genius, silly antics, and stupid luck.
Oh and Celly face and Lulu face now see me and my new empire as threat to Equestria itself . Accusing me of "expanding my empire too rapidly" Ooooooooh
All of it accomplished with just one good mug filled with coffee...I mean the mug itself by the way, not the coffee.
This job requires more coffee than it's been medically proven to be unhealthy.
(Also FEATURED in the day this story was released 1/9/2017 I must be cheating the system somehow)
Chapters Chapter 1: Need more then just Coffee · 9th of January, 20172,922
Chapter 2: City in the Sand · 11th of January, 20176,156
Chapter 3: Who are you calling a Monkey King · 17th of January, 20176,296
Chapter 4: Trials and Insane Logic · 30th of January, 20174,926
Chapter 5: Finders Keepers · 14th of February, 201710,717
Chapter 6: Making It Public...That I Lost My Sanity Years Ago · 25th of March, 20177,661
Chapter 7: Smaug The Dragon Ain't Got Shit On Me · 26th of April, 20174,346
Chapter 8: First Day on the Job and Already Chaos · 5th of June, 20175,698
Chapter 9: The Problem Has Horns and Dinky Little Tails? · 24th of July, 20176,788
Chapter 10: Already Have to play Chess for the Big Boys? · 24th of August, 20176,070
Chapter 11: Tactics and Logistics for Dummies · 28th of August, 20177,636
Chapter 12: Battle on the Big Bridge · 9th of September, 201713,528
Chapter 13: Victory in War Replaces the Internet · 28th of September, 201710,834
Chapter 14: I am the Human version of Cupid, only Bigger · 3rd of October, 20175,976
Chapter 15: Was für eine "Hornige" angelegenheit · 10th of October, 20176,241
Chapter 16: A "CHANGE" of Plans · 20th of October, 20178,040
Chapter 17: Where is my Bloody break when I need it? · 7th of November, 20177,703
Chapter 18: The Ling of Bureaucracy (slight re-edit) · 13th of November, 20173,443
Chapter 19: The Plot Thickens...You Perverts · 23rd of November, 20174,110
Chapter 20: More Stuff without the King...WHERE IS THE KING? · 28th of November, 20172,422
Chapter 21: The MAD king and the Princess · 6th of December, 20177,262
Chapter 22: Too lazy for this shit · 30th of December, 20174,781
Chapter 23: A Kingdom under a Kingdom...not confusing at all · 30th of December, 20175,902
Chapter 24: More talking less action...which is good · 12th of January, 20184,257
Chapter 25: Arranging the pieces on the board, for dummies · 12th of February, 20188,508
Chapter 26: Time to bust out the raid for real · 12th of March, 20187,443
Chapter 27: Time for the Exterminator to knock on the door · 19th of March, 20189,094
Chapter 28: War for the underworld...sounds Metal · 7th of April, 20187,452
Chapter 29: Pointless filler Time :D · 9th of June, 20187,896
Chapter 30: A lone Doe in an underground world · 16th of June, 20187,176
Chapter 31: Path of the Idol · 13th of September, 201812,019
Chapter 32: Another problems solved, hurray for a new one · 2nd of October, 20188,072
Chapter 33: Planning and Integration · 10th of October, 20186,590
Chapter 34: Home return and Kinder Surprise · 15th of October, 20182,225
Chapter 35: Look what the easter Bunny brought me · 22nd of October, 20183,429
Chapter 36: A Silo of stress · 2nd of November, 20183,784
Chapter 37: A trip south · 13th of November, 20185,506
Chapter 38: Its going to be the Trojan war all over again · 4th of December, 20187,000
Chapter 39: I wonder who Achilles will be · 1st of January, 20194,432
Chapter 40: Building up back home · 11th of January, 20193,259
Chapter 41: I may be part within this Trojan war after all · 29th of January, 20194,624
Chapter 42: Getting carted of to Helgen · 3rd of June, 20193,553
Chapter 43: These Dungeons don’t even have Toilets · 10th of June, 20192,302
Chapter 44: A Locust Swarm saves the day · 4th of July, 20196,528
Chapter 45: Well welcome to the Family George · 22nd of July, 20191,500
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MLP: FiM Violence Romance Adventure Comedy Fluttershy OC Other Tempest Shadow Sphinx
We crash landed on a goddess. Welcome to Airship Mauled, where everything could possibly be worse.
We crash landed on a goddess.
Welcome to Airship Mauled, where everything could possibly be worse.
Chapters Prolonged Prologue: Stuff you don't need to know. · 31st of March, 20182,175
Prolonged Prologue: Stuff you didn't need to know. · 31st of March, 20182,536
Prolonged Prologue: Stuff you won't need to know. · 31st of March, 20182,586
Prolonged Prologue: Stuff you can't need to know. · 31st of March, 20182,583
Prolonged Prologue: Stuff you shouldn't need to know. · 31st of March, 20182,594
Prolonged Prologue: Stuff I wish I could forget. · 4th of April, 20182,581
Chapter One, To Canterlot and Back: A line is never so straight. · 6th of April, 20182,592
Chapter One, To Canterlot and Back: A triangle is never so pointy. · 7th of April, 20182,580
Chapter One, To Canterlot and Back: A square is never so sturdy. · 7th of April, 20182,603
Chapter One, To Canterlot and Back: A circle is never so round. · 9th of April, 20182,593
Chapter One, To Canterlot and Back: A pentagon is never so protective. · 10th of April, 20182,598
Chapter One, To Canterlot and Back: A jump is never so scary. · 11th of April, 20182,596
Chapter Two, Airship Mauled: To begin anew. · 12th of April, 20182,598
Chapter Two, Airship Mauled: To begin a flight. · 13th of April, 20182,598
Chapter Two, Airship Mauled: To begin a game. · 14th of April, 20182,598
Chapter Two, Airship Mauled: To begin a fresh start. · 15th of April, 20182,594
Chapter Two, Airship Mauled: To begin a chance. · 16th of April, 20182,595
Chapter Two, Airship Mauled: The start of our home. (We're doomed.) · 17th of April, 20182,599
Chapter Three, Parties, Pukwudgies and Pirates: The starting scenario. · 18th of April, 20182,598
Chapter Three, Parties, Pukwudgies and Pirates: The cutie scenario. · 19th of April, 20182,597
Chapter Three, Parties, Pukwudgies and Pirates: The party scenario. · 20th of April, 20182,598
Chapter Three, Parties, Pukwudgies and Pirates: The dangerous scenario. · 21st of April, 20182,598
Chapter Three, Parties, Pukwudgies and Pirates: The off-screen scenario. · 22nd of April, 20182,598
Chapter Three, Parties, Pukwudgies and Pirates: Privateers need no privacy. · 23rd of April, 20182,599
Chapter Four, DLC: Defining Loquacious Consciousness. · 24th of April, 20182,597
Chapter Four, DLC: Dumb Lackluster Corsairs. · 25th of April, 20182,594
Chapter Four, DLC: Demons, Love and Customers. · 26th of April, 20182,598
Chapter Four, DLC: Diving, Legends and Casts. · 27th of April, 20182,597
Chapter Four, DLC: Dangerous Living Conditions. · 28th of April, 20182,598
Chapter Four, DLC: Cannot look dumber. · 29th of April, 20182,596
Chapter Five, Building Relationships: Romance of the three rogues. · 30th of April, 20182,597
Chapter Five, Building Relationships: Romance of the airship. · 1st of May, 20182,595
Chapter Five, Building Relationships: Romance of the slice. · 2nd of May, 20182,597
Chapter Five, Building Relationships: Romance of the chimera. · 3rd of May, 20182,597
Chapter Five, Building Relationships: Romance of the mind. · 4th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Five, Building Relationships: Actual Romance. · 5th of May, 20182,597
Chapter Six, Mariachi Changelings: Clique bait. · 6th of May, 20182,589
Chapter Six, Mariachi Changelings: Risk take. · 7th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Six, Mariachi Changelings: Fresh’s state. · 8th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Six, Mariachi Changelings: Playing date. · 9th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Six, Mariachi Changelings: Snicker's great. · 10th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Six, Mariachi Changelings: Serendipitous Ding! · 11th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Seven, Shrew-d Operators: Vacation plans. · 12th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Seven, Shrew-d Operators: Scouting plans. · 13th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Seven, Shrew-d Operators: Meeting plans. · 14th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Seven, Shrew-d Operators: Rescue plans. · 15th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Seven, Shrew-d Operators: Escape plans. · 16th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Seven, Shrew-d Operator: A time for action! · 17th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Eight: Caring Cozy Coast: Aftermath Diagnosis. · 18th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Eight, Caring Cozy Coast: Gossip Diagnosis. · 19th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Eight, Caring Cozy Coast: Future Diagnosis. · 20th of May, 20182,597
Chapter Eight, Caring Cozy Coast: Beach Diagnosis. · 21st of May, 20182,598
Chapter Eight, Caring Cozy Coast: Motherly Diagnosis. · 22nd of May, 20182,598
Chapter Eight, Caring Cozy Coast: Unexpected Luck Syndrome. · 23rd of May, 20182,598
Chapter Nine, Exercises In Utility: Fizzlepop Berrytwist. · 24th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Nine, Exercises In Utility: Jacky Blackcap Chickadee. · 25th of May, 20182,597
Chapter Nine, Exercises In Utility: Jaded La Perm. · 26th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Nine, Exercises In Utility: Kurilian La Perm. · 27th of May, 20182,596
Chapter Nine, Exercises In Utility: Fluttershy. · 28th of May, 20182,597
Chapter Nine, Exercises In Utility: Zecora 's here! · 29th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Ten, Ass-assins and the "normal date": Talking Contract. · 30th of May, 20182,598
Chapter Ten, Ass-assins and the "normal date": Birthday Contract. · 31st of May, 20182,592
Chapter Ten, Ass-assins and the "normal date": Attempting Contract. · 1st of June, 20182,593
Chapter Ten, Ass-assins and the "normal date": Beautiful Contract · 2nd of June, 20182,597
Chapter Ten, Ass-assins and the "normal date": Starting Contract. · 3rd of June, 20182,598
Chapter Ten, Ass-assins and the "normal date": Donkey wrong. · 4th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Eleven, Blueblood Bandits: Permission slanted. · 5th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Eleven, Blueblood Bandits: Permission entry. · 6th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Eleven, Blueblood Bandits: Permission preparations. · 7th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Eleven, Blueblood Bandits: Permission parade. · 8th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Eleven, Blueblood Bandits: Permission commandeer. · 9th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Eleven, Blueblood Bandits: Shining Armor vs. Jade. · 10th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Twelve, Courtroom Chimera: Objection princess. · 11th of June, 20182,597
Chapter Twelve, Courtroom Chimera: Objection attorney. · 12th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Twelve, Courtroom Chimera: Objection statements. · 13th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Twelve, Courtroom Chimera: Objection questionable. · 14th of June, 20182,597
Chapter Twelve, Courtroom Chimera: Objection turnabout. · 15th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Twelve, Courtroom Chimera: Don't get cocky! · 16th of June, 20182,597
Chapter Thirteen, Salve Searching: Close ingredients. · 17th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Thirteen, Salve Searching: “Easy” ingredients. · 18th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Thirteen, Salve Searching: Wrong ingredients. · 19th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Thirteen, Salve Searching: Acquired ingredients. · 20th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Thirteen, Salve Searching: Hydra-ted ingredients. · 21st of June, 20182,598
Chapter Thirteen, Salve Searching: Partially hydra-genated. · 22nd of June, 20182,598
Chapter Fourteen, Oh Goddess Why: Thoughtful times. · 23rd of June, 20182,598
Chapter Fourteen, Oh Goddess Why: Good times. · 24th of June, 20182,597
Chapter Fourteen, Oh Goddess Why: Bad times. · 25th of June, 20182,597
Chapter Fourteen, Oh Goddess Why: Worse times. · 26th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Fourteen, Oh Goddess Why: Stormy times. · 27th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Fourteen, Oh Goddess Why: Anti-climate tick. · 28th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Fifteen, Questionable: Informative information. · 29th of June, 20182,598
Chapter Fifteen, Questionable: Cool information. · 30th of June, 20182,597
Chapter Fifteen, Questionable: Teaching information. · 1st of July, 20182,597
Chapter Fifteen, Questionable: Plot information. · 2nd of July, 20182,597
Chapter Fifteen, Questionable: ‘Unimportant’ information. · 3rd of July, 20182,599
Chapter Fifteen, Questionable: Fireworks… the mauling kind. · 4th of July, 20182,598
Chapter Sixteen, Fishing with Vikings: Thinking ensues. · 5th of July, 20182,598
Chapter Sixteen, Fishing with Vikings: Talking ensues. · 6th of July, 20182,598
Chapter Sixteen, Fishing with Vikings: Introductions ensues. · 7th of July, 20182,597
Chapter Sixteen, Fishing with Vikings: Fishing ensues. · 8th of July, 20182,598
Chapter Sixteen, Fishing with Vikings: Running ensues. · 9th of July, 20182,598
Chapter Sixteen, Fishing with Vikings: Whale done. · 10th of July, 20182,598
Chapter Seventeen, Ending Year Two: Further more. · 11th of July, 20182,599
Chapter Seventeen, Ending Year Two: Definitely more. · 12th of July, 20182,598
Chapter Seventeen, Ending Year Two: Fighting more. · 13th of July, 20182,598
Chapter Seventeen, Ending Year Two: Snake more. · 21st of July, 20182,597
Chapter Seventeen, Ending Year Two: Snowing more. · 25th of July, 20182,598
Chapter Seventeen, Ending Year Two: More than average. · 29th of July, 20182,597
Chapter Eighteen, Cult-tural: Full Glass. · 3rd of August, 20182,597
Chapter Eighteen, Cult-tural: Three-fourths Glass. · 6th of August, 20182,595
Chapter Eighteen, Cult-tural: Half Glass. · 11th of August, 20182,598
Chapter Eighteen, Cult-tural: Quarter glass. · 15th of August, 20182,598
Chapter Eighteen, Cult-tural: Empty glass. · 21st of August, 20182,598
Chapter Eighteen, Cult-tural: Hold my beer! · 21st of August, 20182,598
Chapter Nineteen, The Whimsical Witch of Even: Little world. · 27th of August, 20182,598
Chapter Nineteen, The Whimsical Witch of Even: Little trouble. · 29th of August, 20182,598
Chapter Nineteen, The Whimsical Witch of Even: Little wonder. · 5th of September, 20182,598
Chapter Nineteen, The Whimsical Witch of Even: Little planning. · 11th of September, 20182,598
Chapter Nineteen, The Whimsical Witch of Even: Little cheesy. · 16th of September, 20182,596
Chapter Nineteen, The Whimsical Witch of Even: Majorly dogged too. · 20th of September, 20182,598
Chapter Twenty, The Whimsical Witch of Even worse: Tanking nothing. · 22nd of September, 20182,596
Chapter twenty, The Whimsical Witch of Even worse: Tanking everything. · 25th of September, 20182,598
Chapter twenty, The Whimsical Witch of Even worse: Tanking out. · 28th of September, 20182,598
Chapter twenty, The Whimsical Witch of Even worse: Tanking injury. · 29th of September, 20182,597
Chapter twenty, The Whimsical Witch of Even worse: Tanking stock. · 3rd of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty, The Whimsical Witch of Even worse: Like thestrals out of Tartarus. · 4th of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty one, Cult Evasion: The Reindeer. · 6th of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty one, Cult Evasion: The Respite. · 9th of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty one, Cult Evasion: The Retaliation. · 10th of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty one, Cult Evasion: The Resilient. · 13th of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty one, Cult Evasion: The Reaper. · 16th of October, 20182,596
Chapter twenty one, Cult Evasion: We all fall down. · 18th of October, 20182,597
Chapter twenty two, While You Were Out: Soft Kitty. · 21st of October, 20182,597
Chapter twenty two, While You Were Out: Warm Kitty. · 22nd of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty two, While You Were Out: Little Kitty. · 24th of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty two, While You Were Out: Happy Kitty. · 26th of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty two, While You Were Out: Sleepy Kitty. · 28th of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty two, While You Were Out: Wake up already! · 30th of October, 20182,597
Chapter twenty three, Hayburger Helpers: Menial horror. · 31st of October, 20182,598
Chapter twenty three, Hayburger Helpers: Menial work. · 2nd of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty three, Hayburger Helpers: Menial savior. · 4th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty three, Hayburger Helpers: Menial favor. · 8th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty three, Hayburger Helpers: Menial riddles. · 10th of November, 20182,597
Chapter twenty three, Hayburger Helpers: When Fizzle’s Attack! · 11th of November, 20182,597
Chapter twenty four, Guard Goading: Dated concerns. · 14th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty four, Guard Goading: Dated morning. · 15th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty four, Guard Goading: Dated noon. · 17th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty four, Guard Goading: Dated evening. · 19th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty four, Guard Goading: Checkmate Knights! · 20th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty five, Hayburger Havoc: Breakfast. · 24th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty five, Hayburger Havoc: Brunch. · 26th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty five, Hayburger Havoc: Lunch. · 28th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty five, Hayburger Havoc: Linner. · 29th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty five, Hayburger Havoc: Dinner. · 30th of November, 20182,598
Chapter twenty five, Hayburger Havoc: Unjust Desserts! · 2nd of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty six, Chaos Curriculum: Math Matters. · 5th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty six, Chaos Curriculum: Literature Matters. · 6th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty six, Chaos Curriculum: Science Matters. · 7th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty six, Chaos Curriculum: Lunchtime Matters. · 9th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty six, Chaos Curriculum: P.E. Matters. · 11th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty six, Chaos Curriculum: Graduating class! · 12th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty seven, Manehattan Menageries: Trip nonsense. · 14th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty seven, Manehattan Menageries: Wyvern nonsense. · 17th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty seven, Manehattan Menageries: Udder nonsense. · 19th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty seven, Manehattan Menageries: Friendly nonsense. · 20th of December, 20182,597
Chapter twenty seven, Manehattan Menageries: Woolgathering nonsense. · 22nd of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty seven, Manehattan Menageries: Sheep’s clothing. · 23rd of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty eight, Manehattan Menageries Part Deux: Cheerful Abyssinian. · 26th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty eight, Manehattan Menageries Part Deux: Cheerful reindeer. · 28th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty eight, Manehattan Menageries Part Deux: Cheerful parrot. · 28th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty eight, Manehattan Menageries Part Deux: Cheerful cow. · 29th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty eight, Manehattan Menageries Part Deux: Cheerful dating. · 30th of December, 20182,598
Chapter twenty eight, Manehattan Menageries Part Deux: Wait… WHAT was stolen?! · 31st of December, 20182,595
Chapter twenty nine, Convention Tension: Unconventional Interrogation. · 7th of January, 20192,598
Chapter twenty nine, Convention Tension: Unconventional Intervention. · 7th of January, 20192,598
Chapter twenty nine, Convention Tension: Unconventional Ditching. · 7th of January, 20192,597
Chapter twenty nine, Convention Tension: Unconventional Quiz. · 10th of January, 20192,597
Chapter twenty nine, Convention Tension: Unconventional Times. · 11th of January, 20192,596
Chapter twenty nine, Convention Tension: The horseshoe drops. · 12th of January, 20192,598
Chapter thirty (x2), Circus Irks Us: Faithful Night. · 13th of January, 20195,196
Chapter thirty (x2), Circus Irks Us: Faithful Beasts. · 14th of January, 20195,195
Chapter thirty (x2), Circus Irks Us: Faithful Skills. · 15th of January, 20195,196
Chapter thirty (x2), Circus Irks Us: Faithful Daughter. · 17th of January, 20195,196
Chapter thirty (x2), Circus Irks Us: Faithful Plans. · 19th of January, 20195,196
Chapter thirty (x2), Circus Irks Us: You 'REALLY' don’t want to know. · 21st of January, 20195,196
Chapter thirty one, All Good Things: Patience. · 22nd of January, 20192,597
Chapter thirty one, All Good Things: Caring. · 23rd of January, 20192,598
Chapter thirty one, All Good Things: Home. · 24th of January, 20192,596
Chapter thirty one, All Good Things: Love. · 25th of January, 20192,598
Chapter thirty one, All Good Things: Experiences. · 26th of January, 20192,598
Chapter thirty one, All Good Things: Come to an abrupt end. · 27th of January, 20192,598
Chapter thirty two, The Grand Dissolution: The goddess’s supposition. · 28th of January, 20192,598
Chapter thirty two, The Grand Dissolution: The Unstoppable Disaster! · 29th of January, 20192,598
Chapter thirty two, The Grand Dissolution: The Shadow Fighters! · 30th of January, 20192,597
Chapter thirty two, The Grand Dissolution: The Stars Seeker! · 5th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty two, The Grand Dissolution: The Lost Vikings! · 6th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty two, The Grand Dissolution: The shadows of Tempest! · 7th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty three, Unfamiliar Faces: Meeting Fauna. · 9th of February, 20192,597
Chapter thirty three, Unfamiliar Faces: Meeting Applejack. · 10th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty three, Unfamiliar Faces: Meeting Rarity. · 11th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty three, Unfamiliar Faces: Meeting Twilight. · 13th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty three, Unfamiliar Faces: Meeting Harmony. · 14th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty three, Unfamiliar Faces: The Fallen Stars. · 15th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty four, Alpaca My Bags: Dusty Trails. · 16th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty four, Alpaca My Bags: Happy Trails. · 17th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty four, Alpaca My Bags: Embattled Trails. · 18th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty four, Alpaca My Bags: Cold Trails. · 19th of February, 20192,597
Chapter thirty four, Alpaca My Bags: Canine Trails. · 20th of February, 20192,599
Chapter thirty four, Alpaca My Bags: Pom the Canine Queen. · 21st of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty five, Far North of Normal: Un-usual thoughts. · 25th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty five, Far North of Normal: Un-usual affection. · 26th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty five, Far North of Normal: Un-usual problems. · 27th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty five, Far North of Normal: Un-usual keys. · 28th of February, 20192,598
Chapter thirty five, Far North of Normal: Un-usual familiarity. · 1st of March, 20192,597
Chapter thirty five, Far North of Normal: Living in interesting Times. · 2nd of March, 20192,597
Chapter thirty six, Let the good times Rein: Old home. · 5th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty six, Let the good times Rein: Old acquaintance. · 6th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty six, Let the good times Rein: Old fashioned. · 7th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty six, Let the good times Rein: Old news. · 8th of March, 20192,597
Chapter thirty six, Let the good times Rein: Old hat. · 9th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty six, Let the good times Rein: New emotional baggage. · 10th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty seven, Tundra Tourney Tussle: Round one. · 11th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty seven, Tundra Tourney Tussle: Stage two. · 12th of March, 20192,597
Chapter thirty seven, Tundra Tourney Tussle: Level three. · 13th of March, 20192,600
Chapter thirty seven, Tundra Tourney Tussle: Act four. · 14th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty seven, Tundra Tourney Tussle: Step five. · 15th of March, 20192,597
Chapter thirty seven, Tundra Tourney Tussle: Paprika’s heart attack! · 16th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty eight, Shadows on The Range: The Tower. · 18th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty eight, Shadows on The Range: The Hierophant. · 19th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty eight, Shadows on The Range: The Chariot. · 20th of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty eight, Shadows on The Range: The Moon. · 21st of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty eight, Shadows on The Range: The Sun. · 22nd of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty eight, Shadows on The Range: The Shadow Fighters rise. · 23rd of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty nine, a pirate’s strife for me: All’s. · 31st of March, 20192,598
Chapter thirty nine, a pirate’s strife for me: Well. · 1st of April, 20192,598
Chapter thirty nine, a pirate’s strife for me: That. · 1st of April, 20192,598
Chapter thirty nine, a pirate’s strife for me: Ends. · 2nd of April, 20192,597
Chapter thirty nine, a pirate’s strife for me: Swell. · 4th of April, 20192,597
Chapter thirty nine, a pirate’s strife for me: Starting somewhere. · 6th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty, it’s a big world: Vaguely curious. · 8th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty, it’s a big world: Mildly curious. · 9th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty, it’s a big world: Less curious. · 10th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty, it’s a big world: Moderately curious. · 11th of April, 20192,599
Chapter forty, it’s a big world: Extremely curious. · 12th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty, it’s a big world: Bee-lieve it or not! · 13th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty one, Sandy Situations: Stopping Power. · 15th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-one, Sandy Situations: Common Power. · 16th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-one, Sandy Situations: Knowledgable Power. · 17th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-one, Sandy Situations: Numbers Power. · 18th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-one, Sandy Situations: Social Power. · 19th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-one, Sandy Situations: Ballroom Beasts. · 20th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-two, Situations Sandy: Smart. · 25th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-two, Situations Sandy: Clever. · 26th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-two, Situations Sandy: Intelligent. · 27th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-two, Situations Sandy: Brilliant. · 28th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-two, Situations Sandy: Genius. · 29th of April, 20192,598
Chapter forty-two, Situations Sandy: Warm and Fuzzy Logic. · 30th of April, 20192,596
Chapter forty-three, Wishing Wisely: Jumping out. · 1st of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-three, Wishing Wisely: Jumping in. · 2nd of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-three, Wishing Wisely: Jumping away. · 3rd of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-three, Wishing Wisely: Jumping over. · 4th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-three, Wishing Wisely: Jumping high. · 6th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-three, Wishing Wisely: A Griffon’s Revenge. · 7th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-four, Lacking Overly Violent Enmity: Balloon. · 9th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-four, Lacking Overly Violent Enmity: Dirigible. · 10th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-four, Lacking Overly Violent Enmity: Zeppelin. · 11th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-four, Lacking Overly Violent Enmity: Blimp. · 12th of May, 20192,597
Chapter forty-four, Lacking Overly Violent Enmity: Airship. · 15th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-four, Lacking Overly Violent Enmity: It’s in the air. · 17th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-five, Crypt-ick: Unilatterally. · 18th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-five, Crypt-ick: Noble. · 20th of May, 20192,596
Chapter forty-five, Crypt-ick: Deceased. · 22nd of May, 20192,597
Chapter forty-five, Crypt-ick: Equine. · 26th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-five, Crypt-ick: Accepts. · 28th of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-five, Crypt-ick: Defeat the villains? · 31st of May, 20192,598
Chapter forty-six, Wheel of life and death: Birth. · 3rd of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-six, Wheel of life and death: Youth. · 5th of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-six, Wheel of life and death: Adolescence. · 7th of June, 20192,599
Chapter forty-six, Wheel of life and death: Adult. · 10th of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-six, Wheel of life and death: Elder. · 12th of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-six, Wheel of life and death: Rising Revenant’s Rebirth. · 14th of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-seven, Neighpon Nitwits: Ichi. · 16th of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-seven, Neighpon Nitwits: Ni. · 18th of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-seven, Neighpon Nitwits: San. · 21st of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-seven, Neighpon Nitwits: Shi. · 22nd of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-seven, Neighpon Nitwits: Go. · 25th of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-seven, Neighpon Nitwits: Cuddly Kitsune. · 28th of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-eight, Necessary Notification: Roku. · 30th of June, 20192,598
Chapter forty-eight, Necessary Notification: Shichi. · 2nd of July, 20192,598
Chapter forty-eight, Necessary Notification: Hachi. · 6th of July, 20192,598
Chapter forty-eight, Necessary Notification: Kyuu. · 9th of July, 20192,598
Chapter forty-eight, Necessary Notification: Jyuu. · 12th of July, 20192,598
Chapter forty-eight, Necessary Notification: Neighpon’s Star. · 16th of July, 20192,598
Chapter forty-nine, Mountain and Molehills: Sand. · 27th of July, 20192,597
Chapter forty-nine, Mountain and Molehills: Dirt. · 29th of July, 20192,598
Chapter forty-nine, Mountain and Molehills: Pebbles. · 1st of August, 20192,598
Chapter forty-nine, Mountain and Molehills: Rocks. · 3rd of August, 20192,598
Chapter forty-nine, Mountain and Molehills: Stones. · 6th of August, 20192,598
Chapter forty-nine, Mountain and Molehills: Mole Mangling! · 9th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty, all around the world: Here. · 11th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty, all around the world: There. · 13th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty, all around the world: Somewhere. · 15th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty, all around the world: Everywhere. · 16th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty, all around the world: Nowhere. · 19th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty, all around the world: But here we are. · 22nd of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty one, Welcome to The Volcano: Cold. · 23rd of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty one, Welcome to The Volcano: Temperate. · 24th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty one, Welcome to The Volcano: Tepid. · 26th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty one, Welcome to The Volcano: Warm. · 28th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty one, Welcome to The Volcano: Hot. · 30th of August, 20192,598
Chapter fifty one, Welcome to The Volcano: The Boiling Point. · 1st of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty two, All in All: Fighters. · 4th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty two, All in All: Pirates. · 5th of September, 20192,597
Chapter fifty two, All in All: Vikings. · 7th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty two, All in All: Villains. · 8th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty two, All in All: Heroes. · 10th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty two, All in All: Time trickles forward. · 11th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty three, Fiery Fights: Jacky Vs. a fruit. · 13th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty three, Fiery Fights: Savannah Vs. The Wall. · 14th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty three, Fiery Fights: Pom Vs. Ruff. · 18th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty three, Fiery Fights: Arizona Vs. Jock Hawk. · 20th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty three, Fiery Fights: Velvet Vs. Sushi. · 24th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty three, Fiery Fights: Bad days ahead. · 26th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty four, Furious Fights: Wife-fu. · 28th of September, 20192,598
Chapter fifty four, Furious Fights: Kung-Pow Cow! · 1st of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty four, Furious Fights: Fleet Cunning Doe. · 4th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty four, Furious Fights: Hop-kido. · 5th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty four, Furious Fights: Core Ply. · 6th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty four, Furious Fights: The Limit Breakers (x3). · 10th of October, 20197,794
Chapter fifty five, Recovery: Grab. · 12th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty five, Recovery: Take. · 14th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty five, Recovery: Grasp. · 17th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty five, Recovery: Clutch. · 18th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty five, Recovery: Clasp. · 21st of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty five, Recovery: Giving it your all. · 22nd of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty six, Huoshan Hellfire: Sparkler. · 25th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty six, Huoshan Hellfire: Lighter. · 26th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty six, Huoshan Hellfire: Candle. · 27th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty six, Huoshan Hellfire: Torch. · 29th of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty six, Huoshan Hellfire: Campfire. · 31st of October, 20192,598
Chapter fifty six, Huoshan Hellfire: The Enter-ruption. · 2nd of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty seven, Where we’re going: To the volcano. · 4th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty seven, Where we’re going: To the mountain. · 5th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty seven, Where we’re going: To the tundra. · 6th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty seven, Where we’re going: To the sky. · 7th of November, 20192,595
Chapter fifty seven, Where we’re going: To the sea. · 10th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty seven, Where we’re going: we might never come back. · 11th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty eight, Off The Map: Brightest day. · 13th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty eight, Off The Map: Blackest night. · 15th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty eight, Off The Map: They do survive this… right? · 18th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty eight, Off The Map: No losing our sight. · 21st of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty eight, Off The Map: Fighting for what’s right. · 23rd of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty eight, Off The Map: The Ardent Survivor loses flight! · 25th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty nine, Times will change: Back to the future. · 30th of November, 20192,598
Chapter fifty nine, Times will change: Back to the past. · 1st of December, 20192,598
Chapter fifty nine, Times will change: Back to the present. · 2nd of December, 20192,598
Chapter fifty nine, Times will change: Back to the village. · 3rd of December, 20192,598
Chapter fifty nine, Times will change: Back to the heart. · 5th of December, 20192,598
Chapter fifty nine, Times will change: By marching ever forward. · 6th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty, Separation Anxiety: Split. · 7th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty, Separation Anxiety: Divide. · 8th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty, Separation Anxiety: Partition. · 9th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty, Separation Anxiety: Segregation. · 10th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty, Separation Anxiety: Mitosis. · 12th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty, Separation Anxiety: Warm Fizzy Feelings. · 14th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty One, Grubber, Gallus, Lack of Malice: Stranger. · 15th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty One, Grubber, Gallus, Lack of Malice: Acquaintance. · 17th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty One, Grubber, Gallus, Lack of Malice: Pal. · 19th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty One, Grubber, Gallus, Lack of Malice: Buddy. · 20th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty One, Grubber, Gallus, Lack of Malice: Friend. · 22nd of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty One, Grubber, Gallus, Lack of Malice: I’ll be home on Hearth’s Warming. · 23rd of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty Two, The Hail Maries: Pass. · 25th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty Two, The Hail Maries: Toss. · 27th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty Two, The Hail Maries: Throw. · 30th of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty Two, The Hail Maries: Pitch. · 31st of December, 20192,598
Chapter Sixty Two, The Hail Maries: Hurl. · 2nd of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Two, The Hail Maries: Legging it to the homestretch. · 3rd of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Three, The Convergence: Gather. · 4th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Three, The Convergence: Assemble. · 6th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Three, The Convergence: Muster. · 8th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Three, The Convergence: Convene. · 9th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Three, The Convergence: Convoke. · 11th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Three, The Convergence: Almost Altogether. · 12th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Four, Bad Bastion Battle: Burg. · 13th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Four, Bad Bastion Battle: Fort. · 15th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Four, Bad Bastion Battle: Citadel. · 17th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Four, Bad Bastion Battle: Keep. · 18th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Four, Bad Bastion Battle: Tower. · 19th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Four, Bad Bastion Battle: Gravely Under-estimated. · 21st of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Five, Pyramid Power: Honesty. · 23rd of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Five, Pyramid Power: Laughter. · 25th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Five, Pyramid Power: Kindness. · 26th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Five, Pyramid Power: Loyalty. · 29th of January, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Five, Pyramid Power: Magic. · 1st of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Five, Pyramid Power: The mystique of a legend. · 4th of February, 20202,998
Chapter Sixty Six, How Low Did She Get?: Zero Feet. · 5th of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Six, How Low Did She Get?: Six Feet. · 6th of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Six, How Low Did She Get?: One-hundred-thousand Feet. · 8th of February, 20202,597
Chapter Sixty Six, How Low Did She Get?: One-million Feet. · 10th of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Six, How Low Did She Get?: One-billion Feet. · 12th of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Six, How Low Did She Get?: Welcome to Chineigh. · 14th of February, 20202,597
Chapter Sixty Seven, City of the moon:J. · 16th of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Seven, City of the moon:E. · 18th of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Seven, City of the moon:R. · 20th of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Seven, City of the moon:I. · 23rd of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Seven, City of the moon:C. · 24th of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Seven, City of the moon: HO-ly… · 27th of February, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Eight, Pharaoh Emerald, of cake: Flour. · 1st of March, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Eight, Pharaoh Emerald, of cake: Vanilla. · 5th of March, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Eight, Pharaoh Emerald, of cake: Sugar. · 10th of March, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Eight, Pharaoh Emerald, of cake: Cream. · 13th of March, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Eight, Pharaoh Emerald, of cake: Salt. · 14th of March, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Eight, Pharaoh Emerald, of cake: Having bird, lacking edibility. · 15th of March, 20202,597
Chapter Sixty Nine, Wounds and Time: Cut. · 17th of March, 20202,596
Chapter Sixty Nine, Wounds and Time: Scratch. · 18th of March, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Nine, Wounds and Time: Scrape. · 19th of March, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Nine, Wounds and Time: Abrasion. · 21st of March, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Nine, Wounds and Time: Bruise. · 22nd of March, 20202,598
Chapter Sixty Nine, Wounds and Time: Healed (mostly). · 24th of March, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy, A "‘Normal’" Day: Monday. · 27th of March, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy, A “‘Normal’” Day: Tuesday. · 30th of March, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy, A “‘Normal’” Day: Wednesday. · 1st of April, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy, A “‘Normal’” Day: Thursday. · 4th of April, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy, A “‘Normal’” Day: Friday. · 10th of April, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy, A “‘Normal’” Day: Where everything goes wrong... · 11th of April, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy One, GODLESS GODDESS: Escape. · 18th of April, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy One, GODLESS GODDESS: Backspace. · 19th of April, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy One, GODLESS GODDESS: Ctrl. · 24th of April, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy One, GODLESS GODDESS: Alt. · 30th of April, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy One, GODLESS GODDESS: Delete. · 7th of May, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy One, GODLESS GODDESS: At the end of the day... · 10th of May, 20204,225
Chapter Seventy Two, Swing and a Misses: Certified. · 14th of May, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy Two, Swing and a Misses: Validated. · 17th of May, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy Two, Swing and a Misses: Authorized. · 18th of May, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy Two, Swing and a Misses: Sanctioned. · 20th of May, 20202,597
Chapter Seventy Two, Swing and a Misses: Verified. · 22nd of May, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy Two, Swing and a Misses: Not what they expected. · 24th of May, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy three, Battling Bachelorettes: Premise. · 27th of May, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy three, Battling Bachelorettes: Agenda. · 30th of May, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy three, Battling Bachelorettes: Lineup. · 31st of May, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy three, Battling Bachelorettes: Listing. · 2nd of June, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy three, Battling Bachelorettes: Record. · 4th of June, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy three, Battling Bachelorettes: Happy and Married. · 6th of June, 20203,000
Chapter Seventy Four, Honey Moon’d: New. · 9th of June, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy Four, Honey Moon’d: Young. · 10th of June, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy Four, Honey Moon’d: Waxing. · 13th of June, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy Four, Honey Moon’d: Full. · 15th of June, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy Four, Honey Moon’d: Waning. · 17th of June, 20202,598
Chapter Seventy Four, Honey Moon’d: From Dusk to Dawn. · 19th of June, 20202,896
Grand Epilogue, A New Era: Training of the guard. · 23rd of June, 20205,197
Grand Epilogue, A New Era: Paprika and her wives ascended, it didn’t change much. · 25th of June, 20207,275
Grand Epilogue, A New Era: The Pirate Queen that conquered Equestria… for about twelve hours. · 28th of June, 20207,744
Grand Epilogue, A New Era: Found Vikings… what do we do now? · 2nd of July, 20208,147
Grand Epilogue, A New Era: Just a lazy day, with a side of pie. · 8th of July, 20209,080
Grand Epilogue, A New Era: And… · 10th of July, 20204,122
The list of Jaded La Perm. · 10th of July, 20205,605
Chapter X, Airship Mauled Magical Alchemy Appendix! (Warning, possible spoilers!) · 25th of May, 20186,841
Character Sheet # 1 Jaded La Perm · 9th of June, 20202,499
Character Sheet # 2 Jacky 'Blackcap' Chickadee · 13th of June, 20202,690
Character Sheet # 3 Kurilian La Perm · 19th of June, 20202,521
Character Sheet # 4 "Special" · 4th of July, 20202,021
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MLP: FiM Sex Comedy Slice of Life Human Twilight Chrysalis Spa Ponies Anon
Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks . Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time) the character with the most upvotes will be next ! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
Audo Reading
Chapters 01. Lyra Heartstrings · 17th of October, 20201,686
02. Roseluck · 21st of October, 20202,099
03. Derpy · 21st of October, 20201,723
04. Zecora · 24th of October, 20203,392
05. Nurse Redheart · 6th of November, 20203,528
06. Fluttershy · 27th of November, 20203,501
07. Rarity · 24th of December, 20208,258
08. Rainbow Dash · 10th of January, 20213,833
09. Celestia · 6th of February, 202115,067
10. Chrysalis · 7th of February, 20214,731
11. Twilight · 1st of May, 20215,857
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MLP: FiM Sex Rainbow Dash Applejack
After the poison joke incident with Zecora , RD finds herself interested in a new kind of kink...
A while after the poison joke incident with Zecora in the Everfree, Rainbow Dash just can't get the experience out of her head. Not her wing problems, but after having a mouthful of Applejack she just can't shake the ache to try it all again. With a brilliant plan already in motion Dash heads to Zecora s place for one more ingredient...
Update: A very cool person wrote a sequel to my fic! Check out A Tiny Dash of Poison Joke!
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Twilight Rainbow Dash Rarity Zecora CMCs
Sweetie becomes intimitely familiar with why ponies don't let colts and fillies be friends, when she discovers her filly friend only looks like a filly...
Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo are of that magical age when they engage in one of the most forbidden sexual debaucheries, known as... practice kissing! This would have no consequences whatsoever, except for the fact that absolutely everypony thinks Scootaloo is a filly. Sweetie Belle is so boned.
Chapters Gotcha · 5th of October, 20159,195
Scootaloo’s Ejaculation Matures · 11th of October, 20158,801
Sweetie Skips Estrus · 18th of October, 20157,867
Friends Forever · 25th of October, 20158,564
Meanwhile, Before the Last Chapter · 1st of November, 20158,118
Emergency Contingencies · 8th of November, 20158,485
Revelations · 16th of November, 20158,985
The World is Sideways · 30th of November, 20156,662
Into the Wild Woods · 6th of March, 20168,304
Worth It · 14th of March, 20168,235
We are the Champions · 28th of March, 20165,413
Wait, Go Back a Bit · 3rd of April, 20165,848
Rainbow Dash is a Lesbian · 10th of April, 20169,053
Rainbow Dash Was A Lesbian · 25th of April, 20168,214
Unstable Equilibrium · 2nd of May, 20168,245
Dinky's Day Off · 6th of June, 20169,440
Professional Courtesy · 13th of May, 20179,074
Likes: 807 Dislikes: 87
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Comedy Random Crossover Other
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics
Featured: SO MANY DAYS!!!
Proud Crossoveree with:
When Lightning Strikes
SPD Emergency
For the Emperor and the UNSC!
Maretropolis Ghoul
SAE- Sword Art Equestria
Open for other Crossovers
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Adventure Random Crossover Alt. Universe Zecora OC Main 6
So, my friends and I woke up in this forest none of us recognize, and were scattered by these wooden dog things. Now I gotta find my friends before we get into any more trouble. Now if only I wasn't a foot tall, and can say more than "Eevee"....
This is a random thought that popped into my head one day. I figured I'd get it out now. Still don't quite know where this'll end up, so let's take this adventure together.
Character tags and categories will be added as needed.
Proofread by Zannblade.
Have any theories? Can't remember who is who? Fear not! Thanks to Adenbadens for starting up a Google docs to help with this. You can veiw it here. Beware, wild unmarked spoilers abound in the grass.
Now with a dramatic reading. Check it out here.
Chapters The Polite Thing to Do. · 21st of December, 2015343
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? · 22nd of December, 20151,485
If only there were Pokecenters.... · 24th of December, 20151,286
Sleep and Planning. · 4th of January, 20161,152
Tracking the Trackers Tracking Trackers. · 24th of July, 20163,175
What's in a Name? · 16th of September, 20161,997
To the Over Worked, and the Under Paid. · 17th of September, 20161,448
Voluntold. · 18th of September, 2016966
Bittersweet Candy · 19th of September, 20162,119
Nightmare Fallout. · 21st of September, 20161,302
Discoveries. · 21st of September, 20161,296
Dances with Eevees. · 22nd of September, 20162,060
Does This Still Count as Tree Sap? · 23rd of September, 20161,477
Taking Stock. · 24th of September, 20161,879
Testing Limits. · 7th of November, 20161,169
The Dog Days: Abes Nights, Bunny Secrets · 1st of April, 20171,083
Dog Days: Home on the Farm, Hot in the Kitchen · 10th of May, 20171,744
Dog Days: Midnight Confessions, Sunset Bonds. · 23rd of May, 20172,002
Be Like Water. · 25th of July, 20171,902
Desire Averted. · 9th of September, 20171,107
A Friend in Need.... · 14th of September, 20171,729
... Is a Friend Indeed. · 15th of September, 20171,667
Preparations. · 19th of September, 20171,282
House of Confessions. · 22nd of September, 20172,394
Painful Addition. · 14th of October, 20172,380
Dog Days: Ya Know What This Calls For? · 21st of October, 20171,298
Greed's Excess Part 1 · 26th of October, 20171,005
Greed's Excess Part 2 · 26th of October, 20171,475
Aquarius. · 27th of October, 20171,550
Dog Days: A Semi-Serious Sililoquy. · 1st of November, 20171,939
To Sleep, Perchance To Dream. · 11th of November, 20171,931
Letters To An Old Friend. · 15th of November, 2017577
Reacting to the Unforeseen. · 22nd of November, 20171,898
Racing Dynamos. · 26th of November, 20171,992
Pillow Talk. · 4th of December, 20171,159
Planning for Sleep. · 17th of January, 20181,210
Tempting Fate. · 8th of March, 20181,321
Murphy Hates Me. · 14th of March, 20182,183
Oops, I broke It.... · 15th of March, 20181,738
Me, Myself, and I · 21st of March, 20181,771
Winter's F*cked Up. · 12th of April, 20181,864
The Worst Feeling of Déjà Vu. · 4th of May, 20181,470
Wake Up Call. · 10th of May, 20181,379
Bonus: Mother's Delight. · 13th of May, 2018548
Return of the Green. · 22nd of May, 20181,017
Mumbo Leo. · 23rd of May, 20181,934
The Butterfly Flaps. · 1st of June, 20181,692
Thunderstruck. · 2nd of June, 20181,603
Electric Pincushion. · 6th of June, 20181,209
Play Date. · 6th of June, 20181,322
The Hurricane Became A Firestorm. · 6th of June, 20181,917
Cinders to Ashes. · 7th of June, 20182,711
Bonus: Odd Utility. · 8th of June, 2018552
Dark Specialty. · 8th of June, 20181,273
To Follow the Beat of One's Own Drum. · 9th of June, 20181,726
Forging New Bonds. · 10th of June, 20182,287
Remember: Get the Message First! · 16th of June, 20181,071
Bonus: Father's Pride. · 17th of June, 2018539
We Do What We Must, Because We Can. · 17th of June, 20181,343
"Do Not Think of How It Works. Just Do It." · 19th of June, 20181,050
Theory Crafting. · 22nd of June, 20181,654
Bonus: The One Thing. · 23rd of June, 20181,026
Entanglement. · 27th of June, 20181,147
Stopgap Measures. · 29th of June, 20181,837
Gort! · 11th of July, 20181,722
Like Elmer's! · 13th of July, 20181,336
Side Effects Include: · 14th of July, 20181,496
Dog Days: Leg Work. · 27th of September, 20181,451
A Night at the Castle. · 24th of October, 20181,172
Back to Town. · 2nd of March, 20191,116
The Squeezy! · 5th of March, 20191,434
But... The Squeezy... · 7th of March, 20191,449
We're All Just a Little Crazy. · 8th of March, 20191,609
So, Three Speedsters Go to the Park... · 14th of March, 20191,107
Leo Lancer and the Reading Rainbow. · 15th of March, 20191,759
Dog Days: Love Sick · 21st of March, 20191,135
"If Only, If Only." The Mockingbird Cried. · 12th of April, 20191,610
Earthen Resolve. · 13th of April, 20191,705
Theories of the Mind. · 15th of April, 20191,703
The Practical Side of Things. · 18th of April, 2019992
Bonus: The Hammer and Anvil. · 19th of April, 2019900
End of the Royal Sleepover. · 21st of May, 20191,717
Spreading Contact. · 8th of June, 20191,060
Stick That Feather in Your Cap! · 4th of July, 2019976
Star Rise. · 8th of July, 20191,664
Nimbus! ... Nimbus? · 9th of July, 20191,249
First Cracks. · 21st of July, 20191,322
A Kernal of Knowledge. · 28th of July, 20191,526
A Kernal of Truth. · 2nd of August, 20191,084
Returned from the Ashes. · 11th of August, 20191,347
Restyled Phoenix. · 15th of August, 20191,086
It's a Not-A-Date! · 23rd of August, 20191,249
Why Am I Your Conscience? · 2nd of September, 20191,301
Yomegalovania. · 20th of September, 20191,940
3, 2, 1, Smash! · 27th of September, 20192,509
Luncheon with Dragons. · 29th of September, 20193,429
The Express Way Home. · 30th of September, 20191,692
Who's Bringing the Donuts? · 7th of October, 20191,498
You Are Family. · 13th of October, 20191,147
Every Parent Has Been There... · 22nd of October, 20191,050
Destello de la Luna. · 26th of October, 20191,527
Rules for a Reason. · 4th of November, 20191,132
Bonus: The Rubber Ducky Principle. · 18th of November, 2019452
The Equestrian Rain Dance. · 12th of December, 20191,909
Bonus: A Wish. · 21st of December, 2019497
Hope For the Future. · 29th of December, 20191,577
Dog Days: Imprints and Inspiration. · 17th of January, 20201,116
Dog Days: Semblances. · 25th of January, 20201,885
Let the Race Begin Again! · 31st of January, 2020939
We Really Need a Lakitu at These Things... · 2nd of February, 20201,088
Abes' Results. · 12th of February, 20202,045
Getting Closer. · 26th of February, 20201,273
They Baked a Pretty Cake. · 25th of March, 20201,577
Not Quite a Locked Room Mystery. · 16th of May, 20201,289
Reconciliations. · 29th of May, 20201,941
Another One?! · 23rd of June, 20201,666
Dog Days: Wondering Minds. · 9th of July, 20201,738
Dog Days: Bamf · 9th of July, 20201,971
Dog Days: Exercises of the Mind. · 27th of July, 20201,873
Matching Pair. · 22nd of August, 20201,314
Can We Skip It This Month? · 7th of September, 20201,103
Dog Days: Developing Terror. · 6th of October, 20201,613
One of These Months, the Darn Things'll Work. · 23rd of November, 20201,468
Introducing Traditions · 27th of November, 20201,299
Jubilant Winters Passes into Somber Springs. · 18th of January, 20211,994
The Invitation Was Lost Before It Got To Derpy, Oddly Enough... · 30th of January, 20211,500
A Canterlot Invasion: Prelude To Disaster. · 2nd of February, 20212,807
A Canterlot Invasion: Strategy Meeting. · 4th of February, 20211,645
A Canterlot Invasion: Right for all the Wrong Reasons. · 5th of February, 20211,843
A Canterlot Invasion: The Hound of Luna. · 8th of February, 20211,119
A Canterlot Invasion: Strike Through. · 12th of February, 20211,541
A Canterlot Invasion: Lightning Strikes · 21st of February, 20211,561
A Canterlot Invasion: Element Blitz · 25th of February, 20211,265
A Canterlot Invasion: Star Fall · 27th of February, 20211,793
A Canterlot Invasion: Love Bomber · 7th of March, 20211,662
A Canterlot Invasion: Aftershocks. · 16th of March, 20211,401
A Canterlot Invasion: Slip Away. · 17th of May, 20211,302
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MLP: FiM Sex Narcotics Fetish Profanity Romance Slice of Life Porn Human Luna Zecora OC Anon Bat Pony
Sequel to Home. What happens when you put a f’d up human male and a f’d up bat-pony mare together? Emotions run high and lewd things result.
I have been in Equestria for nearly a year now and although things are better than they used to be, they still aren't great. I may have found a steady supply of meat and potential - dare I say it - ‘friends’ in the bat-ponies, but I am still struggling to find a purpose and the crippling loneliness of never seeing another of my kind is starting to get to me. To make things worse nightmares haunt my sleep and suicidal thoughts plague my waking hours. Without a woman companion by my side, without a family to protect and provide for, what is the point of being a man? What is the point of my existence? I need companionship. I need a purpose ! But how can that happen when I the only human I will ever see is my own reflection?
This is a sequel to Home with emphasis on story as well as some fairly light RGRE elements. It will also have some clop at the end, so don’t worry, pervs, I got you covered! ;)
Cover art by byDaliaPamela on DeviantArt. NSFW Version can be found here: https:// derpibooru .org/ 1975161 [RemoveSpaces]
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Comedy Random Human Celestia Luna Zecora Lyra Main 6
A young undergraduate is subject to being the target of cuddle-driven ponies. Things can only get worse (and snuggly) from there.
Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.
A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.
And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.
For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.
Inspired by Forced Pony Cuddles
Yay! Thank you guys so much for getting this fic in the featured box! You all deserve huge amounts of cuddles. And you're gonna enjoy it!
Chapters Chapter 1 - Twilight Snuggles · 5th of April, 20142,363
Chapter 2 - Apple Bucking Season · 7th of April, 20142,457
Chapter 3 - The Great And Powerful Cuddles! · 9th of April, 20142,395
Chapter 4 - Fashion Disaster, Part 1 · 21st of April, 20142,349
Chapter 5 - Fashion Disaster, Part 2 · 28th of April, 20142,291
Chapter 6 - Fashion Disaster, Part 3 · 4th of June, 20141,951
Chapter 7 - Once Bitten, Twice Shy. · 27th of June, 20143,394
Chapter 8 - At The End Of The Rainbow · 29th of June, 20142,691
Chapter 9 - Everyone Likes Sweets and Mints · 30th of June, 20142,688
Chapter 10 - Don't Break A Pinkie Promise · 20th of July, 20142,226
Chapter 11 - How To Hug Your Dragon · 8th of August, 20143,335
Chapter 12 - The Apple Doesn't Fall Far..., Part 1 · 11th of September, 20142,717
Chapter 13 - The Apple Doesn't Fall Far..., Part 2 · 1st of October, 20142,480
Chapter 14 - I'm With You · 8th of November, 20142,104
Chapter 15 - Cycle of the Moon, Part 1 · 21st of December, 20142,276
Chapter 16 - Cycle of the Moon, Part 2 · 20th of May, 20152,296
Chapter 17 - Cycle of the Moon, Part 3 · 20th of May, 20152,612
Chapter 18 - Class In Session · 15th of July, 20152,976
Chapter 19 - Pose for the Camera · 1st of May, 20163,397
Chapter 20 - A Baker's Dozen · 31st of December, 20173,166
Likes: 322 Dislikes: 36
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Zecora Other Main 6
FEATURED: 26/11/2018. HiE, parody of the whole "We make ponies feel good". crackfic with plot. Buck is a human soldier that finds himself in Equestria and to survive he uses his only skill outside killing: Massages, and those work great on ponies!
FEATURED: 10/11/2017 FEATURED: 26/11/2018 I have always been very attracted to the “Humanity, Fuck Yeah!” threads online and I wanted to try making one story on that level about a Human in the MLP Universe. Crack story Strong terms and Themes (you’ll see in the first chapter already) Human in Equestria. The plot is simple: We have fingers, they have hooves...Would that make Humans WAY better than ponies in giving massages then? Here they do, and the Human MC gives “Heavenly good ones ” for reasons (his mother always suffered of back pains, he learned to give massages since he was a kid because professionals costed too much and once reached thirty-five years of age he had long become a ‘Master’. )
The crack part of the story is...Those massages feel TOO GOOD, LUDICROUSLY GOOD! So much that even the most rotten Bad Guys actually add divergences on their EEEEEEEVIL ! Plans just to make sure the Human massages also fall in their possession, everybody want those fingers to work their magic on their backs, EVERYBODY !
...Everybody but Princess Luna asshe won’t be fooled! It is clear that the Human massages are hiding some EVIL CORRUPTING MAGIC! (She is an expert after all!) so she won’t be Corrupted by those vile tricks! NEVER !
Pretty much a Silly 'Tinfoil-hat ’ Luna fighting against a conspiracy only she can see.
NO, IT’S NOT BASHING ! Just some randomness thrown in.
Why is all this happening? Easy...The secret it’s all in the hands.
Chapters Zecora and Lyra. Chapter 1· 10th of October, 20174,904
Rarity and BigMacIntosh. Chapter 2 · 10th of October, 20176,120
Buck VS Luna: Round 1. Chapter 3 · 11th of October, 20175,749
Chrysalis. Chapter 4 · 28th of December, 20177,841
Marble Pie and Limestone Pie. Chapter 5 · 10th of April, 20185,000
Songbird Serenade (Buck VS Luna Round 2). Chapter 6 · 26th of November, 20186,546
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MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Pinkie Derpy OC Main 6 CMCs
A young man finds himself in a world beyond his wildest imaginations...
A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend, and introduces him to life in Equestria...
Cover art done by Redback Spino
Editing: Firebirdbtops
Chapters Where Am I? · 26th of November, 20123,536
Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of November, 20122,848
A Dash of Rainbow · 26th of November, 20122,937
An Apple Family Brunch · 26th of November, 20123,058
A Rare Opportunity · 26th of November, 20123,703
Always the Shy Ones · 26th of November, 20123,298
Twilight Sparkle · 2nd of December, 20125,312
Sugarcube Corner · 24th of September, 20123,855
My Dinner With Pinkie · 24th of September, 20122,143
Surprise! · 6th of July, 20122,699
A Party to Remember · 8th of July, 20123,991
Morning in Ponyville · 20th of July, 20123,548
An Afternoon With Twi · 24th of July, 20122,751
Ponies Tell the Best Tales · 3rd of August, 20123,410
Rarity Works Her Magic · 12th of November, 20123,875
Meet the Crusaders · 27th of November, 20124,352
A Chat with Applejack · 24th of September, 20123,881
Ironmane · 14th of August, 20122,446
Derpy Hooves · 17th of August, 20123,238
Where oh Where Has Our Scootaloo Gone? · 23rd of August, 20123,613
Into the Forest · 31st of August, 20122,682
Zecora of the Everfree· 2nd of September, 20122,561
What to Do for Scootaloo · 4th of September, 20122,987
Scootaloo's Tale · 9th of September, 20123,425
My Best Pony Pal, Pinkie Pie · 12th of September, 20122,865
How to Find a Mommy · 15th of September, 20122,032
I-de-a! · 14th of September, 20122,627
Scootaloo's New Home · 28th of September, 20122,768
The Great and Powerful Trixie · 26th of September, 20124,921
Melody and Heartstrings · 18th of October, 20123,221
The Calm Before the Plunge · 12th of October, 20123,954
The Q&A · 12th of November, 20127,935
An Attempt at Peace, Failed · 2nd of December, 20125,316
A Nightmare to End All · 9th of December, 20124,138
*Alternate POV* Nocturnal Doings · 17th of December, 20125,503
Letters, Bullies, and Harvesting · 22nd of December, 20125,419
Dinky Hooves, Cutie Mark Crusader · 11th of January, 20134,128
A Night On the Lanes · 14th of January, 20134,847
The Complicated History of a Showpony · 20th of January, 20135,840
A Step Toward Home · 23rd of January, 20134,782
A Day at the Spa · 5th of February, 20135,925
The Running of the Leaves · 19th of February, 20136,511
Off to Canterlot · 4th of March, 20135,250
An Inside Tour of Canterlot · 8th of March, 20132,886
A Meeting with Her Majesty · 10th of March, 20135,238
Last Evening in Canterlot · 17th of March, 20133,764
A New Home · 21st of March, 20135,215
A New Home Means New Neighbors · 26th of March, 20133,456
Cider Season · 1st of April, 20135,409
A Great and Powerful Argument · 4th of April, 20134,057
*Alternate POV* That Same Friday · 6th of April, 20134,371
Pinkie Pie's Homecoming · 7th of April, 20134,578
Tribune and Trixie · 7th of April, 20134,536
The Sick and Bedridden Trixie · 13th of April, 20133,416
What to Do, What to Do · 18th of April, 20134,844
Dolly Tribune's Big Scoop · 27th of April, 20135,431
Reparations Made · 6th of May, 20136,072
It Was a Dark and Stormy Day... · 10th of May, 20133,590
Welcome Back! · 19th of May, 20135,477
Cutie Mark Crusaders Pirates · 27th of May, 20135,786
On the Way to Recovery · 31st of May, 20135,188
Preparing for Nightmare Night · 8th of June, 20134,533
Slumber Party at Dave's · 14th of June, 20136,521
Trixie's Revenge · 14th of June, 20133,857
Nightmare Night · 19th of June, 20137,632
The Round Table · 30th of June, 20135,882
Operation: Car · 8th of July, 20133,509
The Haggler's Way to A Better Bargain · 20th of July, 20133,849
Raising The Bits: Week 1 · 24th of July, 20134,495
*Alternate POV* Evening Happenings · 28th of July, 20133,089
Happy Not-Quite Birthday! · 4th of August, 20135,765
Raising the Bits: Week 2 · 17th of August, 20137,813
Babysitting Sweetie Belle · 24th of August, 20135,843
The Best-Laid Plans of Foals and Men · 31st of August, 20131,895
To Catch a Thief · 2nd of September, 20133,098
The Rainbow Avenger · 11th of September, 20134,116
The Junior Derby · 12th of September, 20136,195
First Day of Winter · 24th of September, 20133,329
Bonbons and Bunnies · 2nd of October, 20135,336
*Alternate POV* That Same Winter Evening · 13th of October, 20133,141
Essays and Ice Skating · 16th of October, 20135,125
First Day of Work · 24th of October, 20135,083
Unexpected Meetings · 30th of October, 20135,016
Scales and Arpeggios · 9th of November, 20134,246
Shopper's Anxiety · 1st of December, 20133,698
Gathering Gift Ideas · 24th of December, 20134,698
Shopping and Piano Practice · 24th of December, 20133,435
A Busy Sunday · 6th of January, 20144,657
Canterlot Shopping Spree · 6th of February, 20145,465
*Alternate POV* Winter Doings · 7th of February, 20142,549
Return to Ponyville · 26th of February, 20144,615
Hearth's Warming Eve · 28th of February, 20147,495
An Un-Equestrian Child · 11th of March, 20146,501
Hearth's Warming Day · 9th of April, 20146,596
A Full Day · 2nd of May, 20144,353
New Year's Eve · 20th of May, 20146,180
Post-New Year's Weekend · 19th of September, 20145,541
A Very Full Monday · 30th of September, 20143,939
A Trip to Cloudsdale · 10th of October, 20146,660
*100th Chapter Special* *Alternate POV* Codfish · 21st of November, 20144,219
The Crystal Empire · 5th of February, 20155,234
An Evening Talk with Celestia · 12th of February, 20156,341
A Busy Week in Canterlot · 4th of April, 20154,518
Reunion, and Off Once More · 4th of May, 20153,559
A Devious Plot · 4th of June, 20152,031
The Empire At Last · 19th of July, 20153,102
Back to Ponyville · 22nd of September, 20154,983
Speech Prep · 11th of November, 20153,217
The Speech · 17th of November, 20152,614
*Alternate POV* A Hooves' Day Out · 6th of January, 20165,207
A Day with Pinkie Pie · 4th of February, 20166,692
Solitude, Skeet Shooting, and Sickness · 8th of March, 20164,762
Off to the Lounge · 26th of March, 20162,752
The Brimstone Lounge · 13th of April, 20165,390
Post-Grand Opening Excitement · 4th of May, 20165,029
Back to Work at Bon Bon's · 3rd of June, 20162,780
Hearts and Hooves Day · 10th of June, 20163,955
A Brief Lull · 20th of July, 20166,429
Dinner with the Pies · 17th of August, 20163,543
First Day On the Farm · 23rd of August, 20165,176
*Alternate POV* Doings Elsewhere · 13th of September, 20165,838
Albums and Archeology · 28th of September, 20164,082
Last Days on the Farm · 14th of October, 20164,892
Sunday, Busy Sunday · 18th of November, 20165,043
Last Week of Winter · 9th of January, 20174,189
Revelations on the Last Day of Winter · 15th of January, 20173,799
Winter Wrap Up · 12th of March, 20176,543
Spring Has Sprung · 24th of April, 20174,094
Crazy Sunday · 2nd of September, 20175,958
*Alternate POV* Rainy Day Doings · 26th of November, 20175,270
Busy First Week of Spring · 26th of March, 20185,354
Concert Talk · 12th of June, 20184,692
Time with Twilight · 1st of October, 20186,047
Surprises Galore · 21st of December, 20184,445
Unexpected Revelations · 16th of August, 20193,544
Likes: 859 Dislikes: 25
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Human Zecora
When the testing of a plant goes horribly right Zecora finds her chance to be no longer alone.
My loneliness he did erase,
So I began to love him, though he was not my race,
And with this flower torn asunder,
He will love me like clouds love thunder.
Boy, rhyming's hard...
Zecora first POV with human, another one in the cool Roman names series....
Yes, that's what it's gonna be called...
Props out to Tstyson ,Kalash , Procket ,and Nihenoro for pre-writing, editing, and just plain making this fic better.
Go read their stuff, follow them, or at least harass them on their walls.
The cover art goes to whoever made it.
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Human Alt. Universe Fluttershy OC
Fluttershy becomes lost deep within the Everfree forest, injured and chased by Timberwolves, she is rescued by a traveller who is lost in her world.
After they set off to meet with Zecora for a spot of tea and a catch up, Fluttershy and her friends find themselves attacked by a large pack of Timberwolves causing Fluttershy to become separated from the group. After becoming wounded and lost deep within an unfamiliar part of the forest and with the wolves on her tail, she is rescued from certain death by the most unusual creature.
(A huge thank you to Cirrus_Brony for his editing.) (Cover art by me.)
Chapters Chapter I - Separation · 5th of January, 20132,075
Chapter II - Her Saviour · 5th of January, 20132,322
Chapter III - The Trek Home Begins · 6th of January, 20133,209
Chapter IV - His Mistake · 8th of January, 20133,783
Chapter V - Raven's Cruelty · 12th of January, 20134,268
Chapter VI - Confrontation · 15th of January, 20132,456
Chapter VII - Raven's Desperation · 17th of January, 20132,887
Chapter VIII - The Cycle Continues · 19th of January, 20133,534
Chapter IX - The parting of Friends · 20th of January, 20131,942
Chapter X - A Spot of Tea (Epilogue) · 20th of January, 2013972
Likes: 182 Dislikes: 5
MLP: FiM Adventure Slice of Life Zecora Derpy
Pregnant and desperate, Derpy Hooves travels into the Everfree Forest seeking the wise mare that some say lives there.
Teenage Derpy Hooves has gotten pregnant, and she doesn’t know what to do. How will her coltfriend react? What will her friends and family say? Can she be a good mom? She wants to be a good mom, but she doesn’t have a job and she can’t even see straight! She’s heard that a wise mare lives in the Everfree Forest. Better yet, a wise mare that nopony talks to. She sets off into the winter woods seeking her. But can she even make it there alive?
Rated T for discussion of unplanned pregnancy.
Jinglemas 2019 story for Freglz .
Edited by Scoots .
Chapters
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MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Crossover Human Zecora Other CMCs
The Cutie Mark Crusaders find, repair, and pilot a giant mecha from Earth's distant future, while dealing with every giant robot anime cliche in the book. This Cutie Mark Quest is a real Crusade.
"Living here in Ponyville Fighting villains from afar You've got to find first gear In your giant robot car"
When the CMC stumble across a giant mecha from another time, another place, another reality, their latest quest for their Cutie Marks takes on epic proportions. Between getting to class, dealing with an angry alien that's somewhat friendly, dealing with an angry alien that is distinctly less friendly, and anything else the heavens can throw at them, you'd think things were hard enough. But they still have to be home by bedtime.
...at least piloting a giant robot makes it easier to get certain bullies to shut up. Ponies dig giant robots too...when its weapons aren't pointed at them.
Now where - and what - was first gear again?
Creative Consultant: The_Whovian16
Chapters Finding Destiny · 11th of September, 20141,592
Test Drive · 12th of September, 20142,612
Acclimation · 13th of September, 20142,329
Minor Adjustments · 23rd of September, 20141,474
Prize Fighting, part 1 · 30th of October, 20141,340
Prize Fighting, part 2 · 31st of May, 20181,700
Prize Fighting, part 3 · 6th of June, 20181,011
Prize Fighting, part 4 · 16th of June, 20181,475
Prize Fighting, part 5 · 30th of June, 20181,057
Prize Fighting, part 6 · 17th of August, 20181,296
Prize Fighting, part 7 · 9th of January, 20191,045
Prize Fighting, Final · 6th of December, 20191,079
Likes: 3809 Dislikes: 103
MLP: FiM Adventure Human Celestia Luna Zecora OC Main 6
A man finds himself in a colorful world of magic... unable to talk to its residents, thought to be a monster, hunted and desperately seeking a way to return home.
Peter Collins. Full-time copy clerk; part-time competitive shooter and sketch artist. Not the most glorious life, but for an independent 26-year-old looking to make his way up the corporate ladder, it's not a bad start.
But the thing about one-in-a-million chances is that somebody has to be that one. And Pete has just found himself the winner of a bizarre cosmic lottery, giving him a free one-way trip into a land of magic and wonder: Equestria.
Unfortunately, the locals are skittish, distrustful of anything not their own, and outright terrified of whatever might be threatening to them. And with no way to speak to or understand them, what might have been a trip through paradise becomes a journey through a living hell, where the simplest of misunderstandings can bring the most dire of consequences. Alone, confused and desperate, Peter wages a one-man battle to escape a land seemingly out to get him, searching for a way back home, while the forces that protect this magical nation- ignorant of his goals and terrified that he may be a threat- do all they can to capture him.
How far can fear push us apart, what can it push us to do, when communication is impossible?
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Partial rewrite finished. See this blog post for details.
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Rated Teen for language and violence. This story was inspired in part by A Voice Among the Strangers by Tystarr , as well as Over the Edge and Through the Wood by JarOfHearts . Cover art graciously provided by the talented Sonson-Sensei ! Also look here for the original cover art provided by Armalite .
Now with its own TV Tropes page due to the heroic efforts of redandready45 .
Chapters Rock And a Hard Place · 31st of July, 20132,263
One Rain-Swept Evening · 1st of August, 20131,692
Dawning Realizations · 3rd of August, 20135,025
Trails · 8th of August, 20132,734
On the Road To... Somewhere · 14th of August, 20133,768
New Exhibits · 20th of August, 20137,394
Loosed · 28th of August, 20139,120
Sidetracked · 4th of September, 20136,366
(Un)Settled · 11th of September, 20137,067
Making Progress · 18th of September, 20136,578
Rained Out · 25th of September, 20138,369
Back At It · 2nd of October, 20137,269
End Of the Run · 13th of October, 20137,177
The Art of Communication · 23rd of October, 20138,188
Behind Golden Eyes · 3rd of November, 20135,551
The Setup... · 13th of November, 20134,846
...And the Delivery · 21st of November, 20135,641
A Show of Trust · 28th of November, 20135,590
Turning the Corner · 29th of December, 20135,847
The Power of Words · 10th of January, 20145,373
Under Protest · 16th of January, 20144,711
New in Town · 24th of January, 20144,933
Winter Warmth · 27th of January, 20145,173
Turnaround · 6th of February, 20147,442
On With the Show · 22nd of February, 20146,946
Raising the Stakes · 7th of March, 20147,845
Heartfelt · 28th of March, 20147,343
Ultimatums · 13th of April, 20147,531
Field of (Bad) Dreams · 29th of April, 20149,715
Untethered · 14th of May, 201410,821
Intrusion · 4th of June, 20148,341
When A Door Closes... · 3rd of July, 20149,135
Impact · 14th of October, 201412,311
The Only Constant is Change · 18th of October, 20149,451
Two Bars (Epilogue) · 18th of October, 2014689
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MLP: FiM Adventure Human Zecora Lyra OC Iron Will
Lyra screws up a spell. Yes, Lyra. Things go wrong as she summons a horrible monster.
Finally wanting to prove that her life-long belief in humans is valid, Lyra tries to summon one. It all goes horribly wrong when she ineptly summons a creature that cannot speak Equish, and scares the crap out of ponies. He instead escapes into the Everfree Forest to live among the other monsters there.
Chapters
Likes: 428 Dislikes: 30
MLP: FiM Sex Fetish Comedy Porn Rainbow Dash Scootaloo
Scootaloo tries a potion to help her wing problem. Unfortunately, it causes a much bigger issue...
In a desperate bid to grow her wings, Scootaloo throws together an elixir to remedy her flying issue. A sprinkle of this, a pinch of that, and maybe just a dusting of poison joke. Sure, she may not have followed Zecora 's instructions perfectly, but what could go wrong? Sadly, much to the filly's chagrin, several things did go wrong, and Scootaloo was left to desperately conceal her mistake from her idol...
Kinks include: Female on Futa, Futa on Female, Oral, Face Sitting, Size Difference, Squirting, Large Insertions, Enormous Amounts of Ejaculate
Extra Lewd Kinks Include: In Soviet Russia Equestria, Chicken Stuffs You!!
Artwork by June34rd
Author's Note: Scoot's age is kinda kept nebulous. Like, as I was writing this, I sorta envisioned her being older, kinda like a high school school of friendship student. Thus, there's no foalcon tag.
Chapters
Likes: 466 Dislikes: 17
MLP: FiM Romance Drama Slice of Life Alt. Universe Fluttershy Spike Zecora Discord Main 6
Fluttershy doesn't know what to think of Discord anymore. She wishes she could understand him. Little does she know that, with the help of a mysterious stranger, that wish is about to come true...
Set directly after the Tirek incident, Fluttershy and Discord are suffering, alone and apart. Fluttershy may have forgiven him, but she feels that she has failed her friend, and longs to understand Discord. Why wasn't she good enough, why did he betray them? Why hadn't he cherished their friendship as much as she had?
Discord, on the other hand, struggles from the pain of his own guilt, and doesn't even know who he is anymore. He doesn't want to lose the closest friend he has either, but he's positive that their relationship will never be the same again. He can't stand it.
They're falling apart, and the magic of the earth isn't happy about it. Then a cloaked stranger comes into the picture, and plants a mysterious flower...
Fluttershy only utters a simple request. "I wish I could understand you, Discord..."
Little does she know that such a wish entails much more than just an understanding...and her wish is granted in the most chaotic of ways--and the only one who can help her is the very friend she is trying to understand.
Image by trehcedasil !!!! :D
Chapters A Wish is Made · 22nd of October, 20146,374
The Wishwell · 25th of November, 20149,519
Walking Tall · 11th of January, 201511,570
Incredible Flying Objects · 2nd of March, 20155,101
Of Letters, Flutterburritos, and Magnets · 15th of July, 201514,355
Secrets Revealed and Secrets Kept · 25th of September, 201511,312
The Field Trip · 29th of January, 201617,247
Dress to Distress · 24th of March, 201614,970
Standing Ground · 1st of July, 201626,682
Intermission · 13th of July, 20162,989
Discord, Part 1 of 2: What's in a Name · 16th of January, 201718,538