Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time)the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
Ember doesn't think ponies have anything to offer. Spike takes her to the spa to show her ponies may be able to offer more than she bargained for.
Becoming Dragon Lord has brought a wave of new responsibilities for Ember, none of which she enjoys. The first of these tasks are the formal negotiations with Equestria, which will either formalize peace between the two nations or else be the start of a deadly war. She's pretty sure it's going to be the former, but if she has to sit through another awful meeting, she may change her mind.
Spike offers her an alternative: visit the spa.
Written as a minific commission by Vilken666 on my Patreon. Fluff isn't really my genre, but I took my best crack at it anyway. This was the result. Credit for the fantastic cover goes to Zutcha, as usual.
A short Clop vignette about a cute little filly who finally convinces her Mother to take her to the spa, where she'll discover just what a 'Happy Ending' really is.
Kettle Corn always wanted to go to the spa with her mother, but the answer was always the same. When you're older, dear or One day, perhaps. It wasn't fair!
It's just a silly old Spa, right? Then why are the Mares around town always talking about how 'Mind-Blowing' and 'Earth-Shattering' it is? So what's the big deal with just getting a massage, anyways?
Now, having finally earned her cutie mark, Kettle Corn is old enough--and she's going to find out.
This day is going to have a happy ending. Contains completely consensual foalcon and a filly having a good day.
You are Anon, and you have been hired to work at the Ponyville Day Spa
You are Anon, a human living in Equestria. Your good friend Rarity has suggested, or rather forced you, to work at the Ponyville Day Spa as a masseuse. This won't get awkward, right? Right? Right?!
You've finally decided to take the plunge and visit the Ponyville Day Spa for a massage and maybe something else.
All the stallions in Ponyville talk about how great the Day Spa is, so you’ve finally decided to take the plunge and find out for yourself. You can get a massage, and maybe something else.
Sometimes, the stress of helping bickering couples is a bit too much - and what better way for a changeling to relax than a day at the spa?
Sometimes, Spotlight - or, Psych Ologist, as known by the masses - needs some time to unwind. And, between bickering couples, Cloud Kicker's horrible aura of train-wreckery and the Cutie Mark Crusader Lemonade Fabricators, 'unwinding' may need a little more than the typical 'Two' he gets from his friends at the Spa. No, this time, he's getting a Four. Oh yeah, things just got serious.
Non-canon oneshot set in the Winningverse ~ Title for Chono
