Nightmare Moon banished Celestia, only to be defeated by Ahuizotl. Ponykind were made the scapegoats to blame for her scourge. 1000 years they pray for a saviour to deliver them. Anypony will do. Enter the last hope, a pizza delivery dude.
"Ponykind must have run out of colours when they finally got to this pony. Everything from his mane to his ass was all seven colours of gloom and doom. He was so dark and brooding he probably ate glittery emos and shat vampire bats.” - Quote of the Week
1000 years the ponies have prayed for a saviour to deliver them, whether it was their long lost sun goddess Celestia, or even Nightmare Moon, maybe even the chaos lord Discord, anypony! After suffering under the yoke of a tyrant god for so long, they decided any saviour will do, even a dark demonic overlord. One unicorn sorceress finally decides to take matters into her own hooves. She sets out to the frozen ruins of a long lost Empire in the Crystal Mountains bearing a grand sacrifice of 1000 ponies in an attempt to summon the dark demonic overlord of the Crystal Empire.
When the dark ritual turned up a blank, the universe decides to shuffle in the next best thing. Will he rise up to the expectations of his newfound flock? He'd better, and quickly, for the tyrant god's inquisition is out to get him and the 1000 'blasphemers' involved in his summoning. With a nation to build and an evil tyrant god to fight, never has there been a taller order to fill. But it's alright, he's a dark demonic overlord, right? He quickly finds that with some smokes and mirrors and the help of 1000 very magical ponies, anyone can look the part, even an entirely magic-inert pizza delivery dude.
Now a long-haul fic! Many thanks to everyone who convinced me to make this a reality!
Somebody kindly messaged me and told me I should announce here that the story was featured from 27 - 30th of April. I completely missed that but many thanks for making that possible, everyone!
Cover Art: Placeholder drawn by me. Will be a background for a full cover at some point.
Dash, the rookie Wonderbolt, loves her pranks. Unfortunately, the Captain, who happens to be her girlfriend, catches on...
Rainbow Dash has only been a Wonderbolt for a short time, but she's loving every second of it. Soaring the skies, showing off her tricks, and getting to spend time with Spitfire, her clandestine lover. The little blue pegasus has always admired the Captain, her raw talent and size having caught her attention from the moment she laid eyes upon her. Sadly, their relationship isn't public knowledge though, seeing as how it would be a violation of the Wonderbolt's rules and all. To make matters worse, Spitfire recently found out that Dash has been smuggling in contraband. Duty comes first at headquarters and, as such, the rookie has to be punished...
Kinks include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Stealth Sex, Dirty Talk, Femdom, Size Difference (bordering on Macro), Large Insertions, Potions, Cum Inflation, Squirting, Mind Break (voluntary), Impregnation, and Excessive Amounts of Jizz
A collaboration between myself and the ever talented Elzzombie. He provided the idea and art, I furnished the story. Go check his art out to find the full picture, and a few edits, on Derpi and/or Tumblr!!!
Woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere. Learned how to fly and now in prison for assaulting the local Princess. What could possibly go wrong?
I woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere, was saved and now in a prison called a "Foster Home." I accidentally crashed into the local princesses room after breaking the sound barrier, (Not sure how), after being chased across the country by the local military. One of them I kicked on the way out. I think her name was... Spitfire. Oh, well... No, wait. She's in charge of my prison! Nooooooo!
Warning, spoilers in the comments. This now has a Sequal! So check out Song's of Hawkfire
Added Tags: Crossover. Adventure. Dark. And updated tags.
Featured on Aug 9, 2016! Even if was for a few hours. That was nice Featured again #2 on Oct 16 2016...somehow. Featured-3oct172016 Featured-30 Nov 2016
The changeling invasion might be over, but they haven't given up on Equestria yet. In the shadows they plant their seeds in unsuspecting ponies to take over their mind with an insatiable pleasure, and Spitfire is their next target.
Having committed herself as Spitfire's mate, Rainbow Dash settles in as a homemaker. Thankfully, those potions Twilight gave her really helped with the transition, in more ways than one...
Rainbow Dash, after leaving the Wonderbolts to move in with her lover, has been having a surprisingly easy time adjusting! Life just seems so much simpler now! Dancing around the house, doing chores, and waiting for Spitfire to get home every day! Sure, she might have started filling out in a few places, and might forget things from time to time, but she couldn't be happier. Like, Twilight's magical medication really helped level her off, even if they did come with a few unexpected side effects...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Bimbofication, Threesomes, Spit-Roasting, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, and Copious Amounts of Spunk
Also, technically, she's already knocked up in this fic soooooo Pregnant Sex
This was a collab with my buddy Elzzombie. He did the lovely art and I crafted the story. I hope everyone enjoys it!
Twilight has a theory about the behavior of pegasus ponies and needs a subject to study. Enter Rainbow Dash.
A short comedy/shipping fic that I've had the idea of floating around my head for a while, I probably haven't done it justice, but whatever, I've actually written something, its a miracle!
A story of how Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash met as fillies. The joys and hardships of life, friendship, and love and all the surprises that happen along their journey as they become best friends--and much more.
This cute fic includes Flutterdash shipping as well as hints of SoarinFire and TwiLuna.
After about 6 years of hiatus, I have revised and rewritten the whole story so far with the intent of continuing and finishing it. Re-release started in early 2019 with a revised chapter 1. 2020 marks a brand new chapter 9 and the continuation of the tale of two cute social outcasts.
Thanks to Super3rainbow1 for pre-reading and helping out when I needed someone to bounce ideas around with.
Things can go wrong quickly in the 25th century. What was a vacation for your average kid is now an identity crisis in a world that isn't black and white and line between real and unreal is erased. Your friends aren't who you think they are
Note: Characters Humanized. Takes place in an a future Earth that blends elements from the present with the future. Also, warning label, this story is quite old and long and serves as my benchmark for my writing. Filled with plenty of small errors that high school me promised to fix but university me failed to deliver on. You've been warned.
Spitfire is happy once again. Things have finally quieted down and the Wonderbolts have returned to doing their airshows instead of military missions. And what better way to kick off a new tour season with a brand new trick? Teaming up with a legendary magician they set out to perform their most spectacular stunt yet! But something goes wrong with one of the spells involved and Spitfire goes missing...
Welcome to the future. Jett's world. The year is 2412 and the future is here. All the wonders of Tomorrow are now a part of everyday life. Humanity now lives spread out across the Solar System. Jett Halsey isn't like the other kids who live on Ganymede. He doesn't pay attention to the latest Football game, he's not fawning over all the perfect Barbies in town like other guys, hell he isn't even relaxing on his summer vacation but is instead taking summer classes. If anyone needs a vacation, it's him. But when the skydiving trip his sister planned for them goes wrong he makes a discovery that even he himself refuses to believe.
Now stuck on Earth with a plus one fate will make him contend with his identity in a world where the line between real and unreal is blurred.
Your friends aren't who you think they are...
Rated Teen for: -Socially awkward situations. -Language. -Violence. -Suggestive dialog.
Rating may change to mature depending on feedback (likely at this point). Comments Contain Spoilers.
Strangely, this story still makes me smile just as often as cringe with what high school me wrote. Oh my god. Still, I can't help but laugh at just what this strange weird story did for me.
This Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story will give you the chance to fall in love with Rainbow Dash! The decisions (and the consequences) are your own!
You are a big Wonderbolts fan, and after coming to possess some VIP Wonderbolts tickets, you have the opportunity to meet (and attempt to woo) none other than Rainbow 'Danger' Dash!
In this Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Romance story, the choices are yours to make! But beware! The consequences are yours to deal with, as well. There are 9 endings (can you find them all?), and hundreds of unique paths to take through the story!
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
A human learns the pains of living with two pegasi that also happen to be superstars.
Being trapped in a world full of colorful ponies was the last thing that Mark thought would happen to him. He also didn't expect to be living in the clouds with two pegasus mares.
He has limited knowledge of these mares, and it already seems like they aren't going to get along. Mark's also certain that Spitfire wants to strangle him, while Fleetfoot seems to be indifferent about him.
He really wished that he could be staying with someone better, but no one else would take him. Hopefully, if he plays his cards right, he might make it through the rest of his life without any problems.
The story of the everyday life of a human hired by mares to provide comfort for their needs, all the while exploring Equestrian life through the eyes of his customers. Set in the Gentlemanverse.
Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.
Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.
This is his story.
"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."
~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.
Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.
After going camping, Connor wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare.
Connor is your average guy in his mid-twenties. He has a stable home life but can't help but feel his parents are hiding something from him. After going camping, he wakes to find himself in Equestria and sets out to make the most of his time there. But interesting discoveries are made along the way, along with the attention of fiery maned pegasus mare....
Note: There is some use of strong language in this story. Also MLP (sadly) doesn't exist in this story. The story starts around half way through the first season.
Note 2 (26/12/16): Sex tag added (during writing for Chapter 25) for obvious reasons. Nothing explicit or detailed but things implied and use of innuendo.
Note 3: This story finally got featured on 3/8/2017. YAY! (Or at least that's when I first noticed)
Having received a mysterious invitation to a Wonderbolt show, High Gear has no idea what sort of surprise she's in for...
After receiving a cryptic message, along with a pair of tickets to a Wonderbolt show, High Gear's curiosity is piqued. Making her way to the event, not knowing who or what to expect, she runs into a startlingly familiar face. As shocked as she is to discover Stormy Flare waiting for her, it's only the first of several surprises the curvy pegasus has for her...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Female on Futa, Oral, Vaginal, Rough Sex, Multiple Positions, Creampies, Squirting, Size Difference, Tight Uniforms, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Plenty of Pistoning!
Extra Lewd Kinks Include:Mother and Daughter Shenanigans, Borderline Incest, More Size Difference, Fucking a Wonderbolt Captain
High Gear belongs to Unnero11
Artwork by Torionion
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You are Anon, and you have been hired to work at the Ponyville Day Spa
You are Anon, a human living in Equestria. Your good friend Rarity has suggested, or rather forced you, to work at the Ponyville Day Spa as a masseuse. This won't get awkward, right? Right? Right?!
Shining Armor and the family go out for a Wonderbolts show, lewd shenanigans ensue...
As Shining Armor continues to stay at home, his mother and sister continue to nurture the stallion's growing fondness for well equipped mares. In a kindhearted move, Velvet purchased tickets for the three of them to go and see the Wonderbolts! Our intrepid stallion is overjoyed at the prospect of attending the event and even got a new outfit to show off for the occasion. Little does he know what's in store for him after the show...
Kinks include: Futa on Male, Oral, Anal, Double-Teaming, Threesome, Feminization, Slight Body Transformation, Cross-Dressing, Mind Break, Cum Inflation, Dirty Talk, as well as a splash of Foalcon and Incest
All mares in Equestria go through a very special time every now and again. In these stories, we will see a few lucky people who get to experience these moments first hand.
Equestrian mares; they are cute, adorable, and drop dead sexy. Every mare goes through a very special time every now and again. A time when they need a certain kind of companionship that normal friendship just won't satisfy. In this on going series, we will get to see a few lucky individuals that get to experience these heated moments with some of our most favorite mares first hand.
(Featured on 9/7/13. Thanks all you dirty, sexy, readers you!)
As punishment for what Twilight did to the three Wonderbolts in Show Stopper, Celestia has commanded her to explain what happened and do anything they ask in order to make it up to them. Hint: they want sex things!
Rainbow wants Twilight to magically disguise herself as Applejack, complete with accent, then use Celestia’s futa spell on herself. The real Applejack would never think of doing such a thing, but the disguised Twilight must do it. Soarin wants some more direct payback. He wants Twilight to pretend she’s frozen in time as he has his way with her. It will be a struggle for her to avoid reacting to the things he does. Spitfire wants a morale booster for her team. She’s not really into Twilight herself, but she knows that a lot of the Wonderbolts are. A few ropes and straps later, and she has everything she needs to give her whole flight team a much-deserved reward: a royal cum dumpster for them to use.
Twilight finds a time-stopping spell and ends up putting it to some very naughty uses ... but is she the only one who can stop time?
Kinks: non-con, molestation of immobile ponies, futa, faux-exhibitionism, impregnation. No relation to the MLP episode of a similar name. (NOT a Trixie story.)
