How to bring the dragon and pony races closer? Well, Celestia has one idea, and it involves her and several young, virile dragon males...
Celestia desires a closer alliance between Equestria and the Dragonlands, and she has an idea to unite the two very different peoples. Her true desire, however, is not political but personal. Very personal. Intimate, even. Which means that Celestia is going to get fucked by some dragons.
For fans of interspecies sex, impregnation, size difference, first times, and good, old-fashioned primal fucking. And Bad Dragon toys, probably.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
(2nd person Anon x Fizzle) You are Anonymous and you are a member of the Royal Guard, on border patrol around the Dragon Badlands. After a dangerous first encounter with a group of dragons, you catch the interest of a certain white and pink dragon...
You are Anonymous and you are a member of the Royal Border Guard, a subdivision of the Royal Guard. After being transported to Equestria by unknown means, you have learned to adapt and make the most out of your new life after about a year. You've even managed to land a job with the Royal Guard after Shining Armor eavesdropped on one of your conversations about your home world.
Now you protect and patrol the borders of Equestria, bringing some spice in your life once more, until it all peaks when you're sent to patrol the easternmost border in Equestria, next to the Dragon Badlands. After a brief, yet very dangerous first encounter with a group of dragons, you start to wonder if this is the job you really want to keep doing with your life.
But as some time goes by and you begin to have your doubts, you feel... odd. As if something, or someone, is watching you.
You begin to wonder what exactly does this someone want?
Unofficial editor: anon26182 Cover art by: dmann892 (Disclaimer: If gay sappy romance/clop ain't your thing, then you're best going to some other story) (A Fizzle x Anon story. Contains clop. All of this is heavily inspired by the criminally low amounts of Fizzle x Anon stories on Pastebin.) (Featured 3/19 - 3/22/18! <3)
