Nightmare Moon banished Celestia, only to be defeated by Ahuizotl. Ponykind were made the scapegoats to blame for her scourge. 1000 years they pray for a saviour to deliver them. Anypony will do. Enter the last hope, a pizza delivery dude.
"Ponykind must have run out of colours when they finally got to this pony. Everything from his mane to his ass was all seven colours of gloom and doom. He was so dark and brooding he probably ate glittery emos and shat vampire bats.” - Quote of the Week
1000 years the ponies have prayed for a saviour to deliver them, whether it was their long lost sun goddess Celestia, or even Nightmare Moon, maybe even the chaos lord Discord, anypony! After suffering under the yoke of a tyrant god for so long, they decided any saviour will do, even a dark demonic overlord. One unicorn sorceress finally decides to take matters into her own hooves. She sets out to the frozen ruins of a long lost Empire in the Crystal Mountains bearing a grand sacrifice of 1000 ponies in an attempt to summon the dark demonic overlord of the Crystal Empire.
When the dark ritual turned up a blank, the universe decides to shuffle in the next best thing. Will he rise up to the expectations of his newfound flock? He'd better, and quickly, for the tyrant god's inquisition is out to get him and the 1000 'blasphemers' involved in his summoning. With a nation to build and an evil tyrant god to fight, never has there been a taller order to fill. But it's alright, he's a dark demonic overlord, right? He quickly finds that with some smokes and mirrors and the help of 1000 very magical ponies, anyone can look the part, even an entirely magic-inert pizza delivery dude.
Now a long-haul fic! Many thanks to everyone who convinced me to make this a reality!
Somebody kindly messaged me and told me I should announce here that the story was featured from 27 - 30th of April. I completely missed that but many thanks for making that possible, everyone!
Cover Art: Placeholder drawn by me. Will be a background for a full cover at some point.
27 Ounces is the story of eight and one half ponies, set within the Conversion Bureau universe.
The pocket universe of Equestria expands in the North Pacific of a dying future earth. Celestia offers escape to a better life - but survival has a price. 27 Ounces follows the dramatic transformations that arise from one single container of Ponification Serum.
When Killian falls down a hole behind his Emerald Isles home he finds himself face to face with a new world that seemingly clashes with his sense of design. How does this bartending designer cope? Alcohal and Ponies of course!
The world is stark raving mad and these color schemes are going to make me rip out my own eyeballs.
Oh, Excuse me. My name is Killian Cormac. I'm a bartender, designer, and beard enthusiast. Well I was until a hole in some god damned tree poured my sorry Irish ass into this world of vomit inducing colors and inhabitants so damned frustrating I might just yank my beard right out.
Well since I'm stuck here might as well see what kind of hell I can raise.
UPDATE/EDIT: I don't want people to look at this story and expect a one shot clopfic read. I fully intend to make this a story of progression, love, and finding oneself just with a lot more humor than other stories like it. I hope my readers will enjoy a drawn out romance story with a true sense of discovery and though I do promise raunchy situations I don't want people to have the wrong idea.
NON SEXY SPOILER: First story in a long time, written by myself (Naturally) using events from my own life and the progression from being a scraggly nerd to a bearded outdoorsman dynamo with an unhealthy obsession for Celestias Sweet Musk and pastel colored ponies.
SEXY SPOILER: Features hot hairy irishman on pony action containing, but not limited to: Cunnilingus, Spanking, Drunken Makeouts, Flank Groping, Melodrama, Slow Sensual Lovemaking, and the misinterpretation of the word "Horse"
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Anon, after a series of poor life choices, decides to visit Ponyville General to get herself checked out. Confusing revelations and lewd shenanigans ensue...
Anon, after being turned into a pint-sized pony and binging on her hedonistic tendencies, decides to go to a doctor (or would it be veterinarian?) for a checkup. She learns a few interesting facts about herself, had a bit of a tantrum, is thrown out, then runs into Lyra. Things get weird, which is saying something, and then go completely off the rails. Will our awkward little horse intrepid hero ever get a moment's rest?!? Tune in and find out!!!
Kinks Include: Female on Female, Some Oral, Sex Toys (Don't Ask), Sensual Sorcery, Screwing One's Self Over (Again, Don't Ask), Cataclysmic Climaxes, Unexpected Interruptions, and a Myriad of Misadventures!!!
Mathew fell into Equestria after being cast out by mankind. With no way to return home, Mathew will have to find his way in this land of talking multicolored ponies.
Matthew was a normal child when the end of the world happened. Darkness erupted from the Earth, casting demons onto the people of Earth. Matthew should have died when the demons poisoned his soul with darkness, but he survived.
He fought for humanity for years alongside others of his kind. Humanity in return, cast him out and into the void with no hope of returning home. Now Matthew will remain in the realm of Equestria for the rest of his days. With some luck, he might just find the happiness he has always longed for.
Older Twilight goes back in time to teach herself a few things she wishes she knew at that age.
Twilight is searching for something new. An adventure she's never done before. Luckily, she finds it. Now, she's ready to travel back to the past. Why waste the opportunity to fuck yourself while you're there?
The main tags are foalcon, futanari, and non-con. Also, Twilight's a bit OOC, if that's worthy of a mention. The more minor tags are incest play and minor slutification.
Alone, ripped from everything he's ever known, Anon finds himself in a strange land. Yet there's one who comes to greet him.
Anon never expected to find himself in some far-flung world, yet he was. He didn't want to lose everything he ever knew, yet he did.
Waking up, he discovers he's far from home, with but the clothes on his back. Wandering into a nearby village, and spotting a few strangely colored creatures, Anon is left to wonder where he is. As all of the town's denizens shy away, keeping their distance, a lone figure trots out to greet him, to welcome him to what may be his new life...
Kink List: Hot, Spicy, Romantic Hoof Holding
Artwork by: theparagon
Big shoutout to my dude Freglz. He gave me a few suggestions and helped with the editing! Go check this man out!!!
A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.
Featured 6/22/2020. Thank you all so much! It happened again 6/30/2020! What insanity is this?! OK, seriously, you people spoil me. 7/1/2020 I'm going to keep thanking you every time it happens. You can't stop me! 7/4/2020 Have all the happy Pinkie Pies in the world! 7/5/2020 RIGHT ON MY DUDES! ROCK ON! 7/13/2020
'Through worlds and sadness and loneliness, we found each other, and if we can be happy together, then maybe it will all have been worth it somehow.' - A man in love.
Jax wakes up in a forest. After a bit of confusion, he decides he wants to live, so he tries to survive. Survival turns to living as he meets ponies, and although he tries to resist for a while, he finds out that ponies make great friends. Then things get weird with magic, chaos magic, dark magic - pretty much all sorts of magic. Sombra makes a swipe for revenge, some sinister cult is working in the background, and somehow changelings are involved... or not? It all leaves Jax pretty vexed. Luckily, he has Princess Luna to make him happy.
*Jax is my original character, he's not from any other fandom.
____________________________________________________________________________________ Events from movies and season 5 have not happened ^^
*Edited by MidnightBlossom from chapter 50 to 60, then preread by DJ7291993 from there and onwards.
The First Avenger discovers an adorable explosive infant in one of Hydra's hidden labs and decides to raise him as his own.
Captain Steve Rodgers was on his way to becoming America's greatest hero. Throughout the course of the second World War, he has been working his way across Europe, the Mediterranean, and Northern Africa, destroying every last Hydra base created by his dark counterpart: Johann Schmitt. More infamously known as The Red Skull.
Until one day, he discovers an adorable explosive package in one of Hydra's labs that will change the course of his life in the war and his life in the future forever.
For the first time in his life, he will have something more precious than his country to fight for...
(Inspired by Tatsurou's PWNY-verse fan fiction series)
(cover art by Khunis Genie Pony)
(This fan fic is dedicated to Josh Scorcher, AKA Commander Firebrand and The Fiery Joker on Youtube, who is the subject of this fic)
(Because of some confusion people have had, this story takes place during the events of the movie Captain America: The First Avenger and the game Captain America: Super Soldier)
I appreciate anyone who provides me with editing, proofreading, or grammar tips that might help my story.
Major edits: 1/29/20
UPDATE: I am revamping 12 chapters to clean up the flow of the story and removing a plot element.
Dyson, a Northern Mississippi slave from the American Civil War, woke up in Ghastly Gorge by himself. He has no idea how to escape, that is, until he meets her.
Dyson, a Northern Mississippi slave, wakes up alone in the Ghastly Gorge, a place where eeriness lurks around every corner. Luckily for him, a colorful pegasus runs into him. Will Dyson and his new companion escape from the hell of the Gorge, or will they succumb to its lifeless prison?
Special thanks to Barracuda Cyborg for helping me with editing this story!
Warning: If you can't handle the n-word, then you shouldn't be reading this story. It does pop up sparingly.
Reposted due to the accidental deletion of the account this was posted on. For more details, see this blog.
How does our beloved egghead live when she is not saving Equestria from world ending threats? Or is there even a difference?
What does it mean to love? What does it mean to be loved? How does our beloved egghead cope with being a princess? And what does it really mean to be an embodiment of Friendship and Magic?
In the end, Twilight will have a fun time finding out ...
=== ( WARNING YOU MAY FIND EPIC BELOW! ) === This story became 20% cooler because of its awesome proofreaders: AuRons Clutch - Chapter 1 - 13 (+ occasional glimpses) Sweetolebob18 - Chapter 14 - 16+ Many thanks to them and their combined efforts, support, and friendship as a whole! :)
The arrival of a strange creature sends ripples through the lives of several inhabitants within Equestria.
A changeling who finds responsibility thrust upon her after the failed Canterlot invasion.
A unicorn who finds herself part of first contact with a strange new creature.
A princess who finds hints of one she long since lost in another's mind.
With the arrival of a strange bipedal creature into Equestria, all three will find themselves intertwined with the fate of the girl. When language cannot be understood how will communication with the new arrival be achieved, and what secrets may the creature be bringing with her? What does the girl possess that may alter how the changeling in particular sees the world.
What could the girl possibly have that would allow one word – hope – to resonate so strongly, not only for herself but also the changeling.
This is a retelling of A Voice Among the Strangers from three viewpoints in particular. You don't have to read AVAtS to read this one, as I will be attempting to make each a full story on their own.
Also, this seems to share a Tv Tropes page with A Voice Among the Strangers!
An unsuspecting girl finds herself in Equestria, thrust into a world she has no concept of. Unable to communicate with the inhabitants, how will she cope?
Jessica finds herself flung into a world she has little concept of. Everything is strange and new to her, but worst of all she cannot communicate with the native inhabitants. A world of monsters and sapient ponies, griffons and other assorted beasts is no place for a human girl.
How will Jessica cope? Without an understanding of their language how will she make her way in the world, will she even be able to ever communicate with them? Why was she even brought into the world and is there even a way for her to get home?
Woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere. Learned how to fly and now in prison for assaulting the local Princess. What could possibly go wrong?
I woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere, was saved and now in a prison called a "Foster Home." I accidentally crashed into the local princesses room after breaking the sound barrier, (Not sure how), after being chased across the country by the local military. One of them I kicked on the way out. I think her name was... Spitfire. Oh, well... No, wait. She's in charge of my prison! Nooooooo!
Warning, spoilers in the comments. This now has a Sequal! So check out Song's of Hawkfire
Added Tags: Crossover. Adventure. Dark. And updated tags.
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A machine built for exploring new worlds and preparing them for possible coloization. A land of magic and friendship that has not seen the blight of war in over a thousand years. This is what happens when the two come crashing together.
.........Um, hello, my name is Doctor Daniel Phillips, and I am the lead scientist overseeing the Gateway Project, one of the most cutting-edge technologies in existence today. With it, we can open wormholes to worlds far beyond the reach of conventional space travel, and even into other dimensions if we can work out the right frequency. As of late we have discovered over a dozen habitable worlds that have been slated for colonization, but as of yet no signs of intelligent life. Yet I hold out hope that one day we might find such a world, however remote, and put our best foot forward in opening relations with our new galactic neighbors. Yet not all of the planets we find are poppies and roses, so instead of sending in humans to explore them, we have these little babies.
Oh, right, you can't see me because this is an audio-only feed. My mistake. Well, I guess I'll just have to explain it to you. These cybernetic wolves, known in our group as the Mech Hounds, are outfitted with the most advanced computers in the world, along with some of the most cutting-edge robotics and weapons money can buy. Now right at the moment we only have a dozen of these little critters, but don't let that fool you. Each of these little babies carries enough firepower to level a small town, although it would take them a couple days to do so if they were working alone. They also have the programing to work out almost any situation in a matter of seconds, although they still have many of the logic problems that most computers face when confronted with something that does not fit within the established parameters of their programming. Yet, regardless of their possible shortcomings, they do the heavy lifting upon initial exploration where humans cannot, dealing with threats as they see fit in order to assess the habitability of a planet for human use. I could tell you more, but that would be breaking protocol.
So, without further ado, I'll turn you over to our logistics specialist, who will be happy to tell you all about how these little babies are going to change the world, or rather, worlds, that humanity has come to call home.................
End Audio Recording........
This is a story that delves into the boundary between life and machine, where AI is something that has only been dreamed of, even with the most advanced computers available. Then again, these machines have never encountered magic before, so who knows what might happen. I guess you'll just have to read the book to find out for yourself.
In Equestria, the world has changed due to a wolf, Shadow, who was once human. He was given a deal. A deal for a new life, in exchange, he would steal the Elements of Harmony. He meets a little filly, and a Princess who will effect his story greatly.
In Equestria, the world has changed due to a wolf, Shadow, who was once human. He was given a deal. A deal for a new life, in exchange, he would steal the Elements of Harmony. He meets a little filly, who he calls his daughter and a Princess he calls his love. As days go by, he gets further and further away from his goal. With M watching his every move, he is forced to play by his games. Betrayal, suspicions, and enemies will rise. Shadow must choose which side is truly righteous and which is evil.
