After receiving a big, fat NO from Pinkie Pie's mom, Anon is worried that his mane-six MILF-quest was about to end in ignominious failure. Little did he know that, with a bit of Pinkie's help, he's about to become a breeding member of the Pie family.
Anon had managed to bag four of the six mares that comprised the prestigious pantheon of momly MILFs.
Starting with Twilight Velvet, then following on to Windy Whistles, Mrs. Shy, and finally his wild tryst with Cookie Crumbles and Rarity... Anon was beginning to get a bit of confidence that he might be able to actually pull off the seemingly impossible feat.
Only two remained.
First on his list would be the legendary rock-farming matriarch herself, the only being on the planet capable of withstanding the full maddening force of Pinkie's Pie's insatiable energy... Cloudy Quartz.
He had made arrangments to travel with Pinkie on one of her visits back to her family farm, using the pretense of wanting to taste their local rock-based homebrew craft beer. But it wasn't long before the ridiculous human spotted his opportunity - most of the Pie family (everypony sans Pinkie and Maud) out in the rock field attempting to fix their windmill.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
You are Equestria's sole human, working on a rock farm. The owners of said rock farm have almost become like your family: Igneous is a stern, but fair, father figure. Cloudy Quartz is a steadfast matriarch. Marble is like an innocent little sister. Limestone is a fucking bitch.
Pinkie Pie has a secret that not even she knows about. What will the truth affect? Well, probably not that much, to be honest. But it sure makes for a neat party trick!
Filed as "Teen" just to be safe, but all mentionings are very circumspect. An entry for theMonster MaresStory Contest
