Sometimes problems cannot be solved through conventional means. Sometimes two people with a problem must think outside of the box. Sometimes thinking outside of the box means having sex with a person that you don't very much care for. Many times. In many positions. Loudly.
Arctic Frost, in desperate need of pants, decides to go clothes shopping. Little does he know he's in for some rather brutal customer service.
So Arctic needs some pants and decides to go to Rarity for You in search of a new pair. He finds a rather curious yellow pegasus and energetic pink earth pony in the shop who seem all too eager to help him with his problem; even if it's a problem he didn't know he really had!
This one was a commission although I have to say I'm quite pleased with how it came out. There may be subsequent stories to go with it but only time will tell. I hope y'all enjoy it!
Twilight and Pinkie Pie share a little more than cake...
Pinkie Pie thought she was just going to let Twilight Sparkle try a new confection she cooked up; little did she know, the Princess would be sampling far more than just her pastry...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Face Fucking, Face Sitting, A Fat Ass, and Eating Cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Artwork by Dank Flank (Twitter @Dankflank1)
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A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.
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First Lieutenant Jake Carson is aboard the Starstreaker, the most intelligently designed space craft ever conceived by humanity. During his time on board they are ambushed by a Verix fleet and forced to take drastic measures
It's the year 2853 and the human race is more threatened than ever. The cybernetic species known as the "Verix" had been eliminating any and all life they could find. The war began many years ago, when human kind had been branching itself out to new planets, in hope to control it's growing population. After the discovery of the hostile lifeforms, planets have been under constant war. Human kind is slowly losing the fight, and realized they needed to think of a new strategy, or they'll be eradicated. And so began the age of genetic modifications.
Second Lieutenant Jake Carson, a man fighting in the war for humanities survival, returns from his latest mission. Upon returning he is granted the promotion of First Lieutenant, and is scheduled to begin genetic modifications the next day. Then all hell breaks loose.
Arcs are written below (Spoilers for future chapters, separated and blacked out)
Arc One: Contact- Jake finds himself stranded on a planet he's never seen before with other intelligent life. He's on a strict schedule and must make it back to home base before his enemy does, to prepare for the massive battle ahead. Chapters 1-18
Arc Two: Crossfire- The battle is on as Jake (And a certain friend) say their goodbyes for now and make it back to Earth. All of humanity, and more, is at risk of collapse. Not only that, but Jake discovers a small spark in a certain pony... Chapters 19-32
Arc Three: Momentum- With the immediate threat taken care of, Jake and his allies attempt to fortify atop their newfound ally planet. However, before any real progress can be made they are hit with a surprise attack, pushing Luna to make a dire decision. Chapters 33-43
Arc Four: Visions- Jake recovers from his near-death experience with a newfound perspective on the past. While attempting to supress his memories, he was also suppressing his feelings of attachment. Now breaking through these barriers, he will begin to care more for those around him. Chapters 44-54
Arc Five: Relations- Being on temporary leave, Jake uses this chance to get closer to someone he has begun having feelings towards. Hoping to have it flourish into something more. Meanwhile the Verix lurks in the background, learning what they can about this new species. Chapters 55-??
[The the first 12 or so chapters are mostly the events leading up to where Jake is now, and are in 3rd person. The story switches to 1st person after that]
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This is my LATEST story I have created. I am working on this in hopes that I can finally make the kind of story I always wanted to. This story will be VERY long, so be ready to grab some popcorn and stay a while if you are late to the party!
I hope you all enjoy the story as much as I enjoy writing it!
LABELED MATURE FOR.... reasons.... (Luna x Human eventually...)
Story starts in third person and transitions into first person. Third person is used in early chapters to catch up the story.
A bit of sad Catharsis, written when I was very depressed. A man is at the end of his time on earth, and with nothing left to live for, he decides to take his life. A passing vision of a pony helps him to find something worth living for.
Limestone gets a little too excited to see her sister Pinkie again. Hopefully the first in a short series.
Shameless clopfic of the Pie family sisters with a chapter for each one! Something I cranked out at the behest of a friend, nothing too fluffy just raunchy futa on mare fucking. Includes: futa, incest, cervix penetration, sleeping sex, impregnation, and cumflation.
A man and a group of ponies meet in a stone castle. He knows them, they don't know him. Life goes on in this world.
A man by the name of Devan Whitney finds himself in a familiar but strange world. One he only saw on T.V. but wanted to go to if he could. Seems like he's got his wish, but how? Why him? Read on to find out.
Second fic that I'm trying out, if you all like it then I'll continue. If not, well.. Sucks for you, I'm still gonna continue! Enjoy! I'll try and get a chapter out at least once a week if not more! I usually make these chapters within an hour of starting them so if I get excited for the next part you might get a bit more
Two zoology majors Chris and Keon got separated during a class trip into Amazonia. They soon find themselves stranded in Equestria.
Chris and Keon are two zoology majors that get separated from their class after following what Chris believed to be an undiscovered species of bird, during a trip into the Amazon rainforest.
Finding themselves stuck in a pit, they discover an ancient ruin adorned with murals and statues of what they believed to be ponies. They soon realize that the bird in question was the orchestrator of their fate, as they’re brought to what they are certain is their deaths.
Waking up, they are not only separated from each other, but in a new land entirely. Will they take this opportunity to learn about creatures only ever seen in legend, or will they be too busy being studied themselves?
Rated teen for sexual themes, crude humor, mild drug use. (Edited by DF)
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
Anon and 'Lil Cheese go on an outing to the Canterlot mall. Sadly, the man is woefully ill-prepared for the endeavor...
With little else to do, and a few more days until Pinkie Pie picks up her kid, Anon decides to distract himself with a trip to the Canterlot mall. He hoped that being out in public would spare him from the amorous advances from his impish guest, but he was dead wrong. Trapped away from home, with perilously little privacy, he finds himself being taunted and teased at every turn. It's all he can do to hope that his reservations and waning willpower can hold out...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Interspecies, Plenty of Seduction, Exhibitionism, Stealth Sex, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Crossdressing, Creampies, and Poor Impulse Control
Artwork by @Aer0Zer0Ri2k (twitter) Editing and assistance from @Crade (baraag)
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They fell from the sky, only to have their landing broken by flowers carefully tended to by a crystal pony. The pony was scared away. They were scared stiff, but there was no running. The pony world they found themselves in was very real. Their choices would count against them...
I will try to keep it interesting and amusing. Think I did a good or bad job? Let me know! I love comments, loving or scathing, just speak.
After receiving a big, fat NO from Pinkie Pie's mom, Anon is worried that his mane-six MILF-quest was about to end in ignominious failure. Little did he know that, with a bit of Pinkie's help, he's about to become a breeding member of the Pie family.
Anon had managed to bag four of the six mares that comprised the prestigious pantheon of momly MILFs.
Starting with Twilight Velvet, then following on to Windy Whistles, Mrs. Shy, and finally his wild tryst with Cookie Crumbles and Rarity... Anon was beginning to get a bit of confidence that he might be able to actually pull off the seemingly impossible feat.
Only two remained.
First on his list would be the legendary rock-farming matriarch herself, the only being on the planet capable of withstanding the full maddening force of Pinkie's Pie's insatiable energy... Cloudy Quartz.
He had made arrangments to travel with Pinkie on one of her visits back to her family farm, using the pretense of wanting to taste their local rock-based homebrew craft beer. But it wasn't long before the ridiculous human spotted his opportunity - most of the Pie family (everypony sans Pinkie and Maud) out in the rock field attempting to fix their windmill.
Since Anonymous has arrived in Equestria, he’s made little effort in forming friendships in the land most representative of it. Through his abrasiveness and social isolation, he has actively avoided public gatherings, parties, and even simple conversations. Thus, Celestia decides to take on the teaching role once more and show Anonymous how magical friendship can be.
Applejack becomes a princess... of eyebrow waggles. It takes less than 24 hours before Ponyville is literally on fire.
Applejack is known for a lot of things: being honest, being strong, loving her family... apples. But the thing she's most known for is having a really incredible set of eyebrows. It's for this reason that Celestia has seen fit to bestow upon Applejack that highest of honors. She's going to make her a princess... of eyebrows.
It takes less than 24 hours before Ponyville is literally on fire.
Twilight Sparkle takes a shortcut and discovers a street that doesn't exist on any map.
Persuaded by Pinkie Pie to loosen up, Twilight Sparkle uncharacteristically deviates from her routine and finds a street that does not exist on any map, a street that should not be there. Down this road is both a threat, and an answer, one that may help us all reconcile the troubling inconsistencies between Season One, and all subsequent seasons of MLP:FIM.
A particularly stubborn human is lost in Equestria and is trying his damnedest to find a way out, while surviving the surprisingly difficult rigours of life in a land filled with cute talking animals. Hilarity ensues.
He was even less happy to find himself in an alien world that offended the very laws of physics and got injured for his own stubborn refusal to accept the obvious path fate had apparently laid out for him.
For his trouble he is now on a journey, with the long term goal of finding his way back home, only to find himself involved in plots and machinations so far above his head and cares that he quickly becomes a pawn in a game played by powers who care not for his well-being.
Quite like his life back on Earth if you think about it.
Needless to say, Handy does not care for any of it. He is much more preoccupied with the more immediate and pressing mundane concerns of day to day life a human needs to worry about while in Equestria.
Obtaining a new pair of shoes for example.
All this and one almighty hangover, what's the worst that could happen?
The Cakes left you and Pinkie Pie the responsibility of making a few orders after hours while they are away. Depravity and silliness ensue.
You have had your eye on Pinkie Pie ever since you started working at Sugarcube Corner. You enjoyed working with such an energetic, funny, cute, and happy mare. Unfortunately the Cakes have a family emergency in Canterlot and left you and Pinkie to run the store for a weekend. Fortunately Pinkie has an absolutely fantastic way to pass the time.
Contains:Pinkie Pie, anal sex, rimming, 69, banana split cliche, spanking, completely inappropriate use of whipped cream, food play, and Pinkie Pie philosophy.
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