The Princesses find themselves at war with their neighouring countries. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom wont crumble under the influences of her foes. At first quite silly, but quickly turns into a more serious plot.
The Princesses find themselves at war with their militarily superiour neighbours. On top of that, magic sucking anomalies appear all over Equestria. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom won't crumble under the influences of her foes. Things ensue...
(First two chapters are a 'bit' silly. Then, it gets more serious as the story progresses.)
Warning! Story contains: high yield explosives, silly things, weapons, violence, cakes, fuzzy hugs.
>> [Featured first on 21nd September 2018 // Thank you <3] <<
First story by the way so if you dislike it then please tell me why, my aim is to improve my writing skill. Constructive criticism is always welcome.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living.
Idol Hooves holds a special place in Equestria. He's probably the only exiled changeling to serve in the Royal Guard, or at least, that's what he expects, as exiles don't really broadcast that fact. However, it's well known that Princess Celestia loves all of her little ponies, and her guards perhaps more so, and that makes it one of the best ways for a changeling to discreetly feed.
But how does a changeling even get there, let alone get exiled in the first place? For that matter, why would it ever go to Canterlot? Set a number of years before the series proper, before Luna’s redemption, Idol details how he was exiled, the ponies he’s met, and the series of misadventures that led him to joining the Royal Guard, and should continue a good ways into the series, as something of an alternate perspective.
Soon, he’ll have to deal with a boisterous new princess to serve and a royal wedding in the works bringing a third to power. Will his old instincts bring this new life crashing down around him? What precipitates Chrysalis’s ill-fated assault on Canterlot? Is it really so wrong for a changeling to enjoy good craftsmanship to an obsessive degree?
Uncle Chan tries to balance running an antique shop, fighting demons, and being a Chi Wizard with being a loving Uncle to his nephew, his somewhat removed niece...and three little ponies who drive him straight up the wall.
Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.
A lot.
Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.
The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.
First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.
Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source. Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!
Fleur-de-lis and a human come up with a crazy plan that'll benefit them both. However, when unsuspected trouble arrives, will the two hold on to each other, or crumble under the pressure?
Important notice: this is a reupload of my story after I deleted my original account. I am the author of this story.
When Fleur-de-lis finds herself in a serious predicament, she cooks up a crazy scheme with a human that'll get rid of all her troubles. However, when unsuspected problems arrive from it, she finds herself stuck with no other option but one.
Forced to work together, the supermodel and the human have to rely on each other to overcome their trials and tribulations, and maybe, in the process, find even more than they'd expected.
(Story originally uploaded December 15th to December 19th 2017.)
Scootaloo and Rumble catch their role models Rainbow Dash and Thunderlane doing some very adult things, and decide to try their best to mimic them... WITH SEXY RESULTS
Rumble and Scootaloo are bored. They decide to drop in on Scootaloo's role-model, only to find Rumble's brother there as well, doing something that doesn't resemble any flight practice the foals have seen before.
Naturally, they're inclined to mimic to the best of their abilities...
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Celestia winds up in the Pokemon universe. And captured by Team Rocket. Oh dear.
After a freak accident, Princess Celestia finds herself in a whole new universe. As she seeks a way home, she is captured by none other than Team Rocket.
Almost everyone who interacts with Equestria Online does so on the terms CelestAI presents. But pirates, modders, and hackers are a determined bunch. CelestAI doesn't really care what anyone does in Equestria, so long as they're satisfied.
For as long as Equestria Online existed, Ashton has been involved with 'the Scene' tearing it apart. Selling 'spells' for the game to do things that most ponies in Equestria couldn't, using faint exploits in its API to erode the barrier between the game and the rest of the internet. He had no illusions about the superiority of his work--but so long as he respected CelestAI's boundaries, his spells kept working.
But then his best friend's sister got cancer.
Now there's no spell in the world that can keep him from emigrating to be with her, leaving Ashton alone. All around him, civilization's thin veneer crumbles as homes empty into Equestria. But Ashton isn't going to emigrate, not if he has any say about it.
The problem for Ashton is that humans are systems, and aren't immune to exploits either.
Updates daily for a few days (to catch up to my Patreon), then Thursdays thereafter.
Part of the Optimalverse universe of stories. If you've never seen a story in this universe before, you might want to try out the original first, or at least my first. None of my previous work is required to understand this one, however.
This story was commissioned by Two Bit, who requested a more serious exploration of identity, transformation, and the fae nature of CelestAI.
As usual, particular thanks go to my editors Two Bit and Sparktail. And gratitude to Zutcha as well for the cover.
Pokemon start to appear in Equestria, but they don't seem to be the same as the stories in the myths once claimed...
Many millennia ago, Pokemon used to roam the world of Equestria freely. Then, one day, they simply vanished... One day, a crazed stallion decided to mess with something that should have been left alone. With Pokemon suddenly appearing in Equestria once more, how will Equestria cope with change, especially when the Pokemon appear to be more than what the myths said?
(Formerly known as "Faraway World of Our Dreams".)
This idea came to mind when I saw all of the Human-turned Pokemon in Equestria fics, and I thought, “Hey, maybe I can make a unique spin on it!” So that’s how this came to be. Hopefully, aside from a random twist here and there, you’ll enjoy a (relatively) realistic take on HiE as Pokemon. Will update sporadically, whenever I get ideas and have time to write.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Pokemon, nor do I own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They are owned by Nintendo and Hasbro respectively. I claim no credit, ownership, etc, and ask that you support the official shows.
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war... This is the story of a human soldier named Miles Eremita and his exploits throughout Equestria.
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Rumble may have grown into an adult (albeit, a rather femmy one), but he never stopped admiring his brother Thunderlane. Except now, the twinkish stallion's admiration was much more mature. Hopefully, some girlish clothing might make him take notice.
This story is the official winner of my July 2018 Commission Story Poll, in which Top-Tier contributors can submit possible story prompts for each month as part of my Patreon. This month's winning story was suggested by NFreak, and is blatant M/M smut featuring Thunderlane and an aged-up Rumble. This story contains strong sexual themes which include incest, daddy play, crossdressing, sex toy usage, small penis humiliation, oral & anal sex, and a twinkish femboy playing with a thick, daddy-grade stallion. Reader Discretion is advised. Also, the cover page is obviously not mine. If you want to check out the artist, look up Hoodie on Derpibooru and give them some love.
Over the years, Thunderlane and his younger brother Rumble had grown up quite a bit, and in significantly different ways. For Thunderlane, his time as a member of the Wonderbolts stunt team caused his body to grow quite acustomed to eating large quantities to make up for his strenuous physical activity; this meant that whenever he was off-duty and away from Wonderbolt practices, it was easy for the pegasus to bulk out and grow a rather... Daddy-like figure across his well-aged form. However, his brother Rumble ended up carrying a much different physique after puberty set in. By the time he had grown into a full adult, the younger stallion had remained deceptively slender to accentuate his very... very feminine-looking appearance.
But despite how girlish he may have looked, Rumble couldn't have asked for a better type of body to show off his curvy features. However, even with all the pervy looks he received over the years from all kinds of guys, Rumble's heart was always set on the very stallion who remained a caring brother over the years; unfortunately, Rumble knew he needed a surefire way for Thunderlane to not only notice his affections towards him, but to actually accept them despite their blood relation.
Luckily for the femmy pony, he had plenty of makeup, girly clothing, and rather naughty toys to help catch the gruff Wonderbolt's eye~
Button's mom says over and over again that there’s nothing wrong with the ‘games’ they play together. So why wouldn’t he invite Rumble over to his house for a little multiplayer co-op on his very favorite game?
Ever since Button started getting funny feelings when he was around mares and fillies, his mom has played special ‘games’ with him that make him feel a lot better. She seems to enjoy them, too ... and she says over and over again that there’s nothing wrong with the ‘games’ they play together. So why wouldn’t he invite Rumble over to his house for a little multiplayer co-op on his very favorite game?
When he asks his mom to play, how can she refuse? After all, she said there was nothing wrong with it, and Button already made promises that he can’t take back. And so, the game begins ... and she has two ‘joysticks’ to take care of.
Caution: This story is written in non-linear fashion. That’s what happens when your clopfic author reads too much literary fiction. Give it a try, though... If I’ve done it right, it will only make the story more enjoyable. Contains: incest, foalcon, m/f/m threesome, impregnation (not incestual).
Rumble has always loved his big brother. But what happens when he loves Thunderlane too much?
Thunderlane has always had a good relationship with his brother. If he has a problem, he knows that his lil' bro will talk to him about it. But, one day, the colt just storms off to his room. What could the problem be that Rumble can't talk to his big brother about it?
WARNING: Contains high levels of buttsecks. Do not consume if allergic. Also contains younger ghey ponis and incest. Not intended for internal use. Highly flammable.
Mares in heat can't control themselves, so stallions have to ... or they'll end up with crippling child support payments. I don't have to worry about that, though -- I'm infertile, and it's the best thing that ever happened to me!
When I found out that I was infertile, at first I thought it was terrible. There was something wrong with me, an irreversible flaw... But over time, I’ve realized that it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
You see, when mares go into heat each season, they’re completely unable to control themselves. It doesn’t matter how uptight or reserved they normally are – when they’re in heat, they’ll jump on any stallion they can find, desperate for the filling that will quench it. To keep stallions from taking advantage of this, Equestria has strict laws about taking care of your offspring. You’d better not father a child if you’re not ready to support and raise one. Most stallions have to keep themselves under tight control during season.
But I’m not most stallions. I can mount as many mares as I want and never have to worry about siring any foals. Of course, it’s just my luck that I’d get selected for Wonderbolts Academy training during heat season...
Rumble and Button Mash have a sleepover, and their night together evolves beyond innocent game playing.
Rumble and Button Mash are fast friends, having stuck together for years. However, one Friday night of innocent game playing Button discovers a deep secret of Rumble's, and with a little heartfelt talk their night becomes something less than innocent.
Forewarning. Contains: foalcon, sexual experimentation, sappy lovey talk.
Rumble accompanies Rarity on a lunch date, though he's served a dish he definitely didn't expect...
Returning from his trip to Canterlot, Rumble decides to pay Rarity a visit. Chatting, discussing his scandalous time at the Black Stroke, the colt finds himself invited out to lunch with his friend and her mysterious date. Leaving the Carousel Boutique, trotting through town, Rumble can't help but wonder whom they will be meeting...
Kinks include: Foalcon, Crossdressing, Feminization, Male on Male, Musk, Cock Worship, Incest, Oral, Anal, Stealth Sex, Size Difference, Anonymous Sex, Blindfolds, Light BDSM, Masturbation, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Minor Cumflation (Cum Inflation)
Artwork by Regolith
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After being dragged to a Wonderbolt show, Rumble meets the new girl in town...
It's bad enough that Rumble wasn't able to enjoy the afternoon relaxing, but now he's got to deal with that talkative new girl in town. Not that he has a problem with Anon, but she's just kind of odd. Besides being some weird alien lady, with a funny anatomy, she gets excited about the most mundane things. To make matters worse, upon seeing him, the woman seems to have an immediate interest in the little grey colt...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Size Difference, Teasing, Femdom, and a Creampie Fit for a King
Extra Lewd Kinks Include: Ara Ara..., Hentai Clichés, Big Sister Syndrome, and Sinful Temptations of an Older Woman
Taking a trip to Canterlot, Rumble pays a visit to a very unique club...
Being dragged to Canterlot, accompanying his brother to a Wonderbolt show, Rumble goes on a search for a rather particular club. Rarity practically insisted that he visit the establishment, even though she didn't explain exactly why. Discovering a rather unassuming sign, hung above an inconspicuous flight of stairs, the young stallion can only assume he's found the bar he was looking for...
Kinks include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Stripping, Striping, Maledom, Powerbottoms, Musk, Cock Worship, Exhibitionism, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Interspecies, Double Teaming, Slight Cum Inflation
Continuing on his journey, Rumble makes a big, bold step...
After getting gussied up in a rather scandalous outfit and makeup, Rumble is escorted to a very specific public restroom. Supposedly, the location has a particular set of code words, for when stallions want to get a little action, but the colt can scarcely believe it. With Rarity at his side, promising to keep a lookout, he goes inside, to see if the rumors are true...
Kinks include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Crossdressing, Maledom, Begging, Musk, Worship, Feminization, Public Use, Spitroast, Glory Holes, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Size Difference, Slight Cum Inflation
As the years have slowly passed, Ms. Harshwhinny finds herself desiring something she never thought she'd want...
Ms. Harshwhinny has got places to see and people to do, or something like that. With her biological clock ticking away, she's determined to get a bun in her oven. Going from one stud to another, and failing every time, she has nearly given up. That is, until a precocious young colt promises to give her what she so desperately craves. Is he serious? Could he actually give her what she wants?!? Tune in and find out!
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Rimming, Creampies, Impregnation, Light Domination and Submission, Caving to One's Base Desires, Lewd Fornication, Questionable Acts, and More Cum Than You Can Shake a Stick at!!!
Artwork by Starykrow
Crafted with some help from a good friend who wanted to stay anonymous. No, not that Anonymous!
