Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living.
Idol Hooves holds a special place in Equestria. He's probably the only exiled changeling to serve in the Royal Guard, or at least, that's what he expects, as exiles don't really broadcast that fact. However, it's well known that Princess Celestia loves all of her little ponies, and her guards perhaps more so, and that makes it one of the best ways for a changeling to discreetly feed.
But how does a changeling even get there, let alone get exiled in the first place? For that matter, why would it ever go to Canterlot? Set a number of years before the series proper, before Luna’s redemption, Idol details how he was exiled, the ponies he’s met, and the series of misadventures that led him to joining the Royal Guard, and should continue a good ways into the series, as something of an alternate perspective.
Soon, he’ll have to deal with a boisterous new princess to serve and a royal wedding in the works bringing a third to power. Will his old instincts bring this new life crashing down around him? What precipitates Chrysalis’s ill-fated assault on Canterlot? Is it really so wrong for a changeling to enjoy good craftsmanship to an obsessive degree?
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war... This is the story of a human soldier named Miles Eremita and his exploits throughout Equestria.
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Apple Bloom has a problem, and its name is puberty.
Well, that, and a complete lack of desirable colts her age.
Every filly in her class, in fact, is having this problem. Dates and boyfriends are suddenly in high demand, yet there are shockingly few colts around to catch their eyes, and even then, it's slim pickings.
Luckily for Apple Bloom, she manages to discover a potential solution to the class' dilemma.
Unluckily for Apple Bloom, it's not quite the solution she'd expected.
A harsh truth leads Celestia to Earth, there she meets a human who will change her life forever.
Princess Celestia has been responsible for the care and well being of Equestria for countless centuries. The ponies all across the land love and respect her, or at least that's what she thought. Now, what began, as a series of vicious rumors has been proven true. More and more the princess discovered that a growing number of her subjects do not truly love and admire her. In fact many find her cold, rigid and overly strict. Of course this couldn't be further from the truth. But the sway in their opinions begins to weigh heavily on Celestia's mind. It begins to make her heart weep when she learns that a number of her subjects only befriend her for the status it brings them. While there are many who truly love and adore Celestia, she is still greatly disturbed by this new development. It only further adds to another of her woes. During this emotional crisis, she realizes that even being surrounding by ponies, just how lonely she has been. It's been too long since she had a special somepony to turn to.
In her distressed state, she convinces her sister Luna that all she needs is some time off, when in fact Celestia just wants to get away from everything. After making some minor preparations, she leaves Canterlot. The princess remembers the crumbled ruins of the human settlement and journeys there. It's her hope to make use of the once sealed gateway to Earth. A strong yen to get away from Equestria, after dealing with its welfare for so many years, takes hold of her. Since she can't find what she seeks in her own world, it's her hopes that maybe she can find it somewhere else.
Following her arrival on Earth, Celestia observes just how much the human world has changed in the 2,000 years since humans last lived in her world. Her search for solace eventually leads to her to the home of a human man, in his early 30's, but just what will she find once she reveals herself to him? And how will meeting this human change her life forever?
*Notice: This story is a romance story featuring explicit material! If you don't like pony x human relationships and in-depth love stories, then this may not be the fic for you.
Uncle Chan tries to balance running an antique shop, fighting demons, and being a Chi Wizard with being a loving Uncle to his nephew, his somewhat removed niece...and three little ponies who drive him straight up the wall.
Uncle lives a very fulfilling life at his antique shop. It's peaceful and quiet for the most part, just how he likes it. Of course, he's a skilled chi wizard, so he knows better than to actually let the universe know that he's content. So he complains.
A lot.
Then one day, a basket containing three infant magical ponies arrives, and his peaceful life goes out the window...to be replaced with, perhaps, something a little more than contentment.
The universe, apparently, is smarter than he gave it credit for, because now he has "Three More Things!" to complain about to hide just how much they mean to him.
First chapters take place approximately 10 years before the events of the first episode of the show.
Edit: Cover Art put together by Shadow Bolt Edit 2: New Cover Art by Swan Song. Link to his page in image source. Edit 3: Level Dasher commissioned an image of the CMC with their new Cutie Marks from Katakiuchi4U over on Deviantart. Here's the pic!
Celestia winds up in the Pokemon universe. And captured by Team Rocket. Oh dear.
After a freak accident, Princess Celestia finds herself in a whole new universe. As she seeks a way home, she is captured by none other than Team Rocket.
Cheerilee finds solace in her depression through her younger student, Rumble.
Jilted. Jilted by another good-for-nothing stallion. Cheerilee turns to the bottle and assaults herself with questions on what she's doing, and where she'll be going in life. Work has been hell too lately. Monday brings about another day to the daily grind... and maybe some relief from her stressed out life...
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
To celebrate school being out, the Crusaders decide to start their first heat at the same time. No, wait, that's not what they were going for...
Summer days find our budding fillies thrown onto their first heat at the same time. Leaving them to ask the adults in their lives "How do you deal with this?"
A collaboration between Exelzior and myself. The majority of the mature content in this story is his work.
After being dragged to a Wonderbolt show, Rumble meets the new girl in town...
It's bad enough that Rumble wasn't able to enjoy the afternoon relaxing, but now he's got to deal with that talkative new girl in town. Not that he has a problem with Anon, but she's just kind of odd. Besides being some weird alien lady, with a funny anatomy, she gets excited about the most mundane things. To make matters worse, upon seeing him, the woman seems to have an immediate interest in the little grey colt...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Size Difference, Teasing, Femdom, and a Creampie Fit for a King
Extra Lewd Kinks Include: Ara Ara..., Hentai Clichés, Big Sister Syndrome, and Sinful Temptations of an Older Woman
Fleur-de-lis and a human come up with a crazy plan that'll benefit them both. However, when unsuspected trouble arrives, will the two hold on to each other, or crumble under the pressure?
When Fleur-de-lis finds herself in a serious predicament, she cooks up a crazy scheme with a human that'll get rid of all her troubles. However, when unsuspected problems arrive from it, she finds herself stuck with no other option but one.
Forced to work together, the supermodel and the human have to rely on each other to overcome their trials and tribulations, and maybe, in the process, find even more than they'd expected.
Rarity's morning work-out with her mother reveals that Cookie is looking for more excitement in her sex life. Of COURSE Anon drops by at that exact moment! Can Rarity save her mom from his milf-hunting antics? Or will she be drawn in as well?
Rarity, Ponyville's resident fashion entrepreneur extraordinaire, has really been enjoying the retirement of her parents, Cookie Crumbles and Hondo Flanks, who've recently moved to Ponyville.
Not only does this new proximity mean that her little sister spends more time wither her parents, giving Rarity plenty of evenings all to herself (perfect for entertaining young male suitors) at the Carousel Boutique... but she also gets to spend more time with her beloved friend and mother: Cookie!
The pair had always got along famously... a filly really couldn't ask for more from a mother... but now they could enjoy each other's company all the time - including during their newly scheduled regular aerobic workouts. After this particular session, Cookie confides in Rarity that there's trouble in retirement paradise: her sex life with Hondo is not all that she'd hoped it would be.
Rarity is a bit embarrassed at first, but flattered that her mother would see her as such a trusted confidant. The feeling is quickly replaced by frustration as Cookie wonders if the solution to her marital woes might be a session with that strange human all the other mother's have been raving about.
Of course, Anon shows up at exactly that moment.
After some Anon-ical antics, Rarity finds herself being begged by her mother to accompany her - to coach her... reassure her... she's not exactly at Rarity's level of sexual sophistication and would love to have her daughter there to support her.
Will Rarity be able to protect her mother from his lewd clutches? Will Anon be unable to bed his fourth Mane 6 Milf? Will Rarity be able to resist her mother's pleas? Will Rarity avoid being drawn into a sweaty, sexy, incestuous three-way with her mother!?
Apple Bloom seduces her boyfriend, Rumble with the aid of some bits.
Sometimes during the slow season for the Apple family, bits don't flow as free as one would think. Sometimes little fillies like Apple Bloom could use those few extra bits to buy a few odds and ends she desires. Sometimes when you're short on cash and you just happen to have a boyfriend named Rumble who just happens to be loaded, you know who to ask. Of course just asking for bits isn't enough. Sometimes certain fillies like to treat their boyfriends to a roll in the hay as a thank you.
Pokemon start to appear in Equestria, but they don't seem to be the same as the stories in the myths once claimed...
Many millennia ago, Pokemon used to roam the world of Equestria freely. Then, one day, they simply vanished... One day, a crazed stallion decided to mess with something that should have been left alone. With Pokemon suddenly appearing in Equestria once more, how will Equestria cope with change, especially when the Pokemon appear to be more than what the myths said?
(Formerly known as "Faraway World of Our Dreams".)
This idea came to mind when I saw all of the Human-turned Pokemon in Equestria fics, and I thought, “Hey, maybe I can make a unique spin on it!” So that’s how this came to be. Hopefully, aside from a random twist here and there, you’ll enjoy a (relatively) realistic take on HiE as Pokemon. Will update sporadically, whenever I get ideas and have time to write.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Pokemon, nor do I own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. They are owned by Nintendo and Hasbro respectively. I claim no credit, ownership, etc, and ask that you support the official shows.
Mares in heat can't control themselves, so stallions have to ... or they'll end up with crippling child support payments. I don't have to worry about that, though -- I'm infertile, and it's the best thing that ever happened to me!
When I found out that I was infertile, at first I thought it was terrible. There was something wrong with me, an irreversible flaw... But over time, I’ve realized that it was the best thing that ever happened to me.
You see, when mares go into heat each season, they’re completely unable to control themselves. It doesn’t matter how uptight or reserved they normally are – when they’re in heat, they’ll jump on any stallion they can find, desperate for the filling that will quench it. To keep stallions from taking advantage of this, Equestria has strict laws about taking care of your offspring. You’d better not father a child if you’re not ready to support and raise one. Most stallions have to keep themselves under tight control during season.
But I’m not most stallions. I can mount as many mares as I want and never have to worry about siring any foals. Of course, it’s just my luck that I’d get selected for Wonderbolts Academy training during heat season...
The Princesses find themselves at war with their neighouring countries. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom wont crumble under the influences of her foes. At first quite silly, but quickly turns into a more serious plot.
The Princesses find themselves at war with their militarily superiour neighbours. On top of that, magic sucking anomalies appear all over Equestria. Celestia seeks help from the only human on Equs, so her kingdom won't crumble under the influences of her foes. Things ensue...
(First two chapters are a 'bit' silly. Then, it gets more serious as the story progresses.)
Warning! Story contains: high yield explosives, silly things, weapons, violence, cakes, fuzzy hugs.
>> [Featured first on 21nd September 2018 // Thank you <3] <<
First story by the way so if you dislike it then please tell me why, my aim is to improve my writing skill. Constructive criticism is always welcome.
Button's Mom and Rumble's Mom decide to help introduce each other's colts to the many charms of mares.
It’s terrible! Both Button’s and Rumble’s mothers commiserate with each other about how their growing colts show no interest at all in fillies their age. They’ll never get grandchildren at this rate! What both of these colts need is for some mare to come along and open their eyes to everything they’re missing out on. But who could possibly do that? They obviously can’t do that for their own sons – that would be incest! But wait ... what if they helped each other’s colts?
Contains: Foalcon (colt on mare), impregnation, some very forward seduction techniques. Cover image by wolfjedisamuel.
Rumble, on his quest to expand his horizons, sets off to see if Zecora will let him practice potion making with her. Unfortunately she's out on an errand, although her cousin, Zibari, is minding her hut while she's away.
Rumble's been having a grand old time, trying out all sorts of stuff since the Cutie Mark Day Camp. Deciding he wanted to get a little experience with potion making, the colt sets off to visit Zecora, to see if the zebra will allow him to get some practice on the subject. Sadly, she's unavailable but her cousin, Zibari, is visiting. Maybe this new zebra could show Rumble some new tricks and expand his horizons!
Kinks include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Size Difference, Slight Cum Inflation
[HiE] A straight man and his marefriend, Scootaloo, have the newest member of their herd over for the night. The only problem? This new member is a stallion.
...Or 'How I Came to Love the Male Genitalia.'
William Harkin and Scootaloo have been dating for nigh on a year now. There's been some rough patches, but all in all neither could be happier. Especially once they'd invited Rumble, one of Scootaloo's old school friends, to join their herd. Being in a polyamorous relationship took a little getting used to for Will, but now he's going to have to sink or swim as Scootaloo is ready to take their relationship with Rumble to the next level. There's only one problem.
Will isn't into stallions.
An alternate universe (non-canon) side story of To Find a Rainbow. Contains: M/M/F human on pony action. Emphasis on the M/M.
Button's mom says over and over again that there’s nothing wrong with the ‘games’ they play together. So why wouldn’t he invite Rumble over to his house for a little multiplayer co-op on his very favorite game?
Ever since Button started getting funny feelings when he was around mares and fillies, his mom has played special ‘games’ with him that make him feel a lot better. She seems to enjoy them, too ... and she says over and over again that there’s nothing wrong with the ‘games’ they play together. So why wouldn’t he invite Rumble over to his house for a little multiplayer co-op on his very favorite game?
When he asks his mom to play, how can she refuse? After all, she said there was nothing wrong with it, and Button already made promises that he can’t take back. And so, the game begins ... and she has two ‘joysticks’ to take care of.
Caution: This story is written in non-linear fashion. That’s what happens when your clopfic author reads too much literary fiction. Give it a try, though... If I’ve done it right, it will only make the story more enjoyable. Contains: incest, foalcon, m/f/m threesome, impregnation (not incestual).
