27 Ounces is the story of eight and one half ponies, set within the Conversion Bureau universe.
The pocket universe of Equestria expands in the North Pacific of a dying future earth. Celestia offers escape to a better life - but survival has a price. 27 Ounces follows the dramatic transformations that arise from one single container of Ponification Serum.
When Killian falls down a hole behind his Emerald Isles home he finds himself face to face with a new world that seemingly clashes with his sense of design. How does this bartending designer cope? Alcohal and Ponies of course!
The world is stark raving mad and these color schemes are going to make me rip out my own eyeballs.
Oh, Excuse me. My name is Killian Cormac. I'm a bartender, designer, and beard enthusiast. Well I was until a hole in some god damned tree poured my sorry Irish ass into this world of vomit inducing colors and inhabitants so damned frustrating I might just yank my beard right out.
Well since I'm stuck here might as well see what kind of hell I can raise.
UPDATE/EDIT: I don't want people to look at this story and expect a one shot clopfic read. I fully intend to make this a story of progression, love, and finding oneself just with a lot more humor than other stories like it. I hope my readers will enjoy a drawn out romance story with a true sense of discovery and though I do promise raunchy situations I don't want people to have the wrong idea.
NON SEXY SPOILER: First story in a long time, written by myself (Naturally) using events from my own life and the progression from being a scraggly nerd to a bearded outdoorsman dynamo with an unhealthy obsession for Celestias Sweet Musk and pastel colored ponies.
SEXY SPOILER: Features hot hairy irishman on pony action containing, but not limited to: Cunnilingus, Spanking, Drunken Makeouts, Flank Groping, Melodrama, Slow Sensual Lovemaking, and the misinterpretation of the word "Horse"
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Mistaking Rat poison for a can of sugar in the morning does seem to be the recipe in proving the multiverse theory, magic and the existence of wanna be Care Bear copy cats in horse form. Also I am now one of them too. Octavia where is my coffee?
This is a spin off story from "A Zebrica for a Human"
Who knew that the existence of the multiverse can be proven by mistaking a Can of Rat Poison for a Can of sugar? I know right and apparently the afterlife is also filled with a copy cat version of the Care Bears in horse forms.
Either way here I am, being one of them, and somehow living a much more luxurious life compared to my previous one, thanks to some racist issues my new "DAD" has to deal with regarding his family and some Nobles. Not just that, but apparently these two dickheads (which I am as well) have a daughter the same age as me too, who is "Not" a dickhead.
So does this mean that we now considered siblings or just roommates?
Anyway, having to go through puberty a second time should be...interesting regarding the fact that I am now a colorful cartoon pony with woodoo hoodoo powers. Darn, this is going to get awkward multiple times I am sure of it.
Octavia, can you please get me some Coffee because I am going to be needed lots of it. What...? Yes of course I am old enough to have coffee, don't listen to what your parents are telling you...and no you can not borrow my tablet to listen to some of my Retro stuff either. I was going to do that first.
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Spike longed for years to have a family of his own. With Twilight's help, he applies for adoption. But what is it like to be raised by royalty?
Spike longed for years to have a family of his own. With Twilight's help, he applies for adoption. Can he succeed in the trials of parenthood? Can his daughter survive the life of royalty? Can the royal coffers endure the doting of three zealous aunts?
Set seventy years after the end of Season 3.
*Note*: [Sex] tag added for the use of innuendo and mention of the topic in later chapters. No 'on-screen' content included.
This story's update schedule is incredibly sporadic, but I promise, no matter what happens, no matter how long it takes, this story will reach completion. (Update 5/15/21: I PROMISE I'M STILL WORKING ON IT!)
A doctor wakes up in Equestria and tries his best to tend to his patients and his everyday life.
Some in Equestria consider humans as destructive and foul creatures that only wish for war and to benefit themselves. However, others think that they were very kind and compassionate creatures that would go out of their way to help someone in need. Given humanity's past in Equestria, both opinions are right.
This is a story about a man of medicine who believes that everyone deserves another chance at life, even the most wicked of people. However, when he is thrown into Equestria, he encounters both those who wish for other's safety, and those who's greed overpowers the needs of others. The man's morals and willpower will be tested by those who don't care for life.
This is heavily inspired by the trauma center series. Constructive criticism is welcome.
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Princess Cadence adopted a changeling, and now little Cheval is Flurry Heart's younger sister. As old enemies resurface, their sisterly love may be all that can save the Crystal Empire.
Princess Cadence adopted a changeling, and now little Cheval is Flurry Heart's younger sister. As old enemies resurface, their sisterly love may be all that can save the Crystal Empire.
A human, named Marcus, is challenged by a sphinx to a game of riddles. If he wins, then he may leave. But if he loses, then the sphinx decides his fate.
Marcus was just a young man who was just going along with his day when he suddenly found himself in the middle of the desert. As he traveled to find a way to survive, he is discovered by a sphinx who decides to challenge him to a game of riddles. If Marcus wins, than she will allow him to leave unharmed. But if the sphinx wins, then she may do whatever she pleases with him.
A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.
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Fleetfoot has never been the romantic type. She's never felt that deep longing for a special somepony in her life — never had time for it either. Then why does she have a crush, and why is she waking up in bed with him?
Fleetfoot has never been the romantic type. She's never felt that deep longing for a special somepony in her life — never had time for it either.
Then why does she have a crush, and why is she waking up in bed with him?
Chrysalis comes to a full understanding of giving your love to another.
Anon and Chrysalis have been pushed to their limits on the run from the law. They now find themselves in a cave on the outskirts of The Badlands, knowing full well their time may be coming to a close.
Though, with Chrysalis finally understanding the true meaning to giving love to another, perhaps there is hope for them yet?
The truth shall set you free.
Cover art is by an unknown Japanese artist. Full credits to them for the cover art used for this story.
Lee spends a night with his best friend and bro, Rainbow Dash.
The only human in Equestria named Lee (for sexy donut reasons) has made many friends, among them is his best friend and brofriend, Rainbow Dash, the element of loyalty. Lee decides to take her for a bro night out...
Sex Tag for innuendos, and some sexyness Written by: Dustchu All characters belong to their respective owners. I only own my characters who will be listed at the end of the story.
Tempest Shadow reflects and prepares for the new role she has been given in Twilight's kingdom.
Narrowly avoiding imprisonment due to the intervention of the Princess of Friendship, Tempest Shadow reflects and prepares for the new role she has been given in Twilight Sparkle's kingdom.
Dyson, a Northern Mississippi slave from the American Civil War, woke up in Ghastly Gorge by himself. He has no idea how to escape, that is, until he meets her.
Dyson, a Northern Mississippi slave, wakes up alone in the Ghastly Gorge, a place where eeriness lurks around every corner. Luckily for him, a colorful pegasus runs into him. Will Dyson and his new companion escape from the hell of the Gorge, or will they succumb to its lifeless prison?
Special thanks to Barracuda Cyborg for helping me with editing this story!
Warning: If you can't handle the n-word, then you shouldn't be reading this story. It does pop up sparingly.
Reposted due to the accidental deletion of the account this was posted on. For more details, see this blog.
A man and a group of ponies meet in a stone castle. He knows them, they don't know him. Life goes on in this world.
A man by the name of Devan Whitney finds himself in a familiar but strange world. One he only saw on T.V. but wanted to go to if he could. Seems like he's got his wish, but how? Why him? Read on to find out.
Second fic that I'm trying out, if you all like it then I'll continue. If not, well.. Sucks for you, I'm still gonna continue! Enjoy! I'll try and get a chapter out at least once a week if not more! I usually make these chapters within an hour of starting them so if I get excited for the next part you might get a bit more
Woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere. Learned how to fly and now in prison for assaulting the local Princess. What could possibly go wrong?
I woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere, was saved and now in a prison called a "Foster Home." I accidentally crashed into the local princesses room after breaking the sound barrier, (Not sure how), after being chased across the country by the local military. One of them I kicked on the way out. I think her name was... Spitfire. Oh, well... No, wait. She's in charge of my prison! Nooooooo!
Warning, spoilers in the comments. This now has a Sequal! So check out Song's of Hawkfire
Added Tags: Crossover. Adventure. Dark. And updated tags.
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A strange creature arrives in Ponyville and the Apples have taken it upon themselves to keep it as a pet, despite Twilight's cautious words.
A human has arrived in Ponyville that the Apples dubbed, "Anonymous." Twilight is worried he might be dangerous. They know nothing about him after all. However, the Apples still treat him like a common pet, until he begins mimicking speech.
There's a reason why Celestia never uses her true power.
Celestia has never used her full power.
Ever.
But that might be about to change. Chrysalis has contacted her and requested a meeting out in the middle of nowhere. Celestia expects a trap. In fact, she's hoping for it.
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Some years after Cozy Glow was turned to stone, Princess Twilight decides to attempt reformation again.
Not too far from the Castle is a small statue garden, filled with villains whose friendship problem was unsolvable, even for Twilight.
The least of these is Cozy Glow.
Twilight finally decides to show mercy and to make one more attempt at reformation; however, knowing that the problem is beyond her, she entrusts it to a younger princess.
Anon decides to adopt a filly and record his experience as a Dad in a journal to do something with his life in Equestria. Except, being a father is hard work and comes at a great personal sacrifice. This is his quest to become a good father.
Zach, a former fan of that popular pony show, finds himself transported to equestria! Now with hooves instead of hands and walking on all fours, he's left to figure out how to live life as a Changeling and if there's any way to get back home.
Formerly known as: "Unexpected Adventures in the Life of a Changeling"
Zach was an average guy with an average, boring life. He went to work, paid his bills, and partook in what escapism he could get from videogames.
When he wished he could get something more out of life besides videogames and dead end part-time work, he didn't mean being transported to a world based on an old cartoon show that he was a fan of five years ago.
He especially didn't mean being turned into a ravenous, emotion eating, horse-shaped, insectoid.
Now he has to figure out how to live life as a Changeling and navigate an Equestria that doesn't seem to follow along with everything he remembered from the show. If he's lucky, maybe he can find a way back home, or at the very least, figure out how to "bug-pony"
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