MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomTwilightRainbow DashApplejackRarityOC
There's a new stallion in town. A new stallion who won't stop staring at Applejack's rear.
She has some opinions about that.
Sex jokes abound, but no actual sex.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightPinkieApplejackSpikeCelestia
Applejack is known for a lot of things: being honest, being strong, loving her family... apples. But the thing she's most known for is having a really incredible set of eyebrows. It's for this reason that Celestia has seen fit to bestow upon Applejack that highest of honors. She's going to make her a princess... of eyebrows.
It takes less than 24 hours before Ponyville is literally on fire.
You can thank the last Seattle's Angels Podcast this time.
MLP: FiMSexRainbow DashApplejack
A while after the poison joke incident with Zecora in the Everfree, Rainbow Dash just can't get the experience out of her head. Not her wing problems, but after having a mouthful of Applejack she just can't shake the ache to try it all again. With a brilliant plan already in motion Dash heads to Zecoras place for one more ingredient...
Update: A very cool person wrote a sequel to my fic! Check out A Tiny Dash of Poison Joke!
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySlice of LifeTwilightRainbow DashApplejackRarity
Apparently some of Rarity's friends aren't as squeaky clean as she thought.
Haven't been able to get much writing in recently so I'm doing a few one shots to warm back up. Done in using TMP prompts minus the time limit. Done in one sitting though, took about an hour an ten minutes.
Prompt used:
Prompt #7: “Dare To Be Stupid”
The circumstances leading to, following, or surrounding somepony uttering the question, “How could Twilight Sparkle be so stupid?”
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyTwilightApplejackRarity
When a magical malaise falls over Ponyville, stealing the very words from ponies' mouths, it's up to Applejack to save the day!
... so long as she can figure out what the heck everypony's trying to say, first.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomHumanRainbow DashApplejackAnon
Rainbow Dash's wasn't expecting her estrus to arrive for at least another few weeks... Leaving her high and dry with respect to the satiating estrus suppression medication most mares carry.
Now she's scrambling about Ponyville, unaware that her impetuousness will cause her to make a critical mix-up with potions... That will lead her inexorably into the arms of her human friend Anon. Or would, if only she could overcome her stubborn 'no-mushy-stuff' outlook.
A lighthearted clop-fic with moments of comedy , plenty of clop and a little romance sprinkled in, for your consideration.
Warning: contains human on mare clop (duh), and very, very light pregnancy play in the epilogue
Inspired by a recent picture by Pusspuss - both an amazing artist and writer.
Cover picture from the equally talented lunarmarshmallow (DB number = 1497895)
MLP: FiMProfanityComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanApplejackAnon
When you yet again find that pony furniture has failed you, something has to be done. You're tired of being uncomfortable, and of having chairs crumble underneath your weight. You decide to take matters into your own hands, and build yourself something to sit in. Now... how exactly does one build a chair, anyway?
This is a dumb story. It is short, and stupid, and really dumb. It's got a few gross sentences too. Hopefully it'll make you laugh a little anyway.
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishSlice of LifePornButton Mash
What would you do if you had a device to utterly and completely control a pony? If you're Button Mash you use it to enslave your entire town in order to serve your most base desires.
But even that gets boring after a while.
You know what's not boring, though?
A game.
I guess I should list the fetishes here.
Uh, well there's Foalcon of course. Lots. The straight kind.
There's mind control obviously, so expect some rape and general noncon/dubcon
Incest is also in the story. That one's probably not so obvious.
Also, there's a small mention of bestiality. Definitely not obvious. Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Uhh, maybe expect more of that in coming chapters. Especially with Fluttershy and Applejack.
There's probably going to be even more fetishes in upcoming chapters, so I'll just add to this list as I go.
Pinkie and Applejack both find themselves interested in Anon, so they fight for his affection. With food.
RGRE story.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySecond PersonHumanMain 6Anon
Dating can be rough. Especially if you're a lonely human in the magical pony land of Equestria. But you've got to date. It's only human nature to want a mate, right?
The only difference is, you're a celebrity in Equestria. Everypony knows who you are. So who's fit for you? One of the Mane 6, it seems, would be the best choice. You always felt that the Elements of Harmony had the popularity and personalities to match your own. However, which one was best?
Dating each will answer that question!
Currently in the process of being edited. Featured on FiMFic sometime.
MLP: FiMRomanceComedySecond PersonHumanRainbow DashAnon
You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?
This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"
If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornAnthroApplejackApple BloomBig MacGranny Smith
As her conquest of Equestria continues, Daybreaker is confronted by the Apple family of Ponyville. The twisted Alicorn knows all too well that Applejack and her kin have been subtly working against her, aiding the forces which oppose her but, curiously, they've come to make a deal. The workload on the farm is exceedingly taxing, even with Apple Bloom, having graduated several years ago, helping out. To make matters worse, Granny Smith's health is faltering due to her age. Will the Alicorn and family of earth ponies come to an arrangement, or will there be some dastardly double-cross?!?
Kinks Include: Minor Body Transformation, Male on Female, Female on Male, Oral, Anal, Vaginal, Orgy, a Touch of Incest, Lactation, Mind Break, Exhibitionism, and Public Use
Just to note, this takes place YEARS down the road from the events of the show and, as such, Apple Bloom is of age.
All Characters Included are >18 Years of Age
Artwork by Dimwitdog
MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceComedyRandomCrossoverOther
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up.
Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Deadpool (C) Marvel Comics
Featured: SO MANY DAYS!!!
Proud Crossoveree with:
Open for other Crossovers
MLP: FiMRomanceComedyHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow DashApplejackOCOther
Living in Equestria under a false name and racial identity is one thing. Finding out you're not the only one of your kind stranded here is another... especially when that someone and the element bearers are looking for you.
Being my first attempt at a first-person romantic comedy, this takes a slightly different approach to the concept of being a human stranded in Equestria.
Enjoy.
Big thanks to DVAN56 for editing. Go check out his work!
MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureHumanCelestiaLunaOCMain 6
Discord has given up. Defeated so easily? It's time to retire. But he can't just leave Equestria without chaos can he? So he selects a random human to take up his mantle and to create a new reign of chaos.
Can this human manage new powers? Will he go mad or he will he end up as a statue for foals to gawk at? Is there a third option? Not very likely but with this much power he's going to try his best to create chaos and harmony at the same time.
Link to the picture I used: http://karzahnii.deviantart.com/art/Discord-s-Game-322137800%0A
I do promise to try and keep this light hearted and relatively comedic. Oh right I wrote this in response to the 50 000 word pony story contest. I failed horribly but I thought I'd post what I've got up here. I do plan on finishing this and it being around 50 000 words in the end.
A little warning for you in that the prologue is written very differently then the rest of the story. Also it is mostly unnecessary if you want to skip it altogether. The other thing I promise is that the romance is between ponies only and ponies that appear in the show.
MLP: FiMComedyHumanTwilightApplejackCelestiaLunaOC
Herbert Wilkinson, an experienced government drone, makes the mistake of putting on a strange hat that a loony shopkeeper gives him.
Now, he is the Greengrocer, a villain with awesome powers over fruit and vegetables that he plans to use for his new-found goal:
The complete, and economical, subjugation of the new land he finds himself in.
The most villainous League of Humans Acting Villainous fic you'll ever read, I swear on me mum.
MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanFlitter and CloudchaserCloudchaserFlitterAnon
Heading home to Ponyville Castle after a long day of snuggling Applejack at her farm, you are accosted by an adorable little pegasus mare who demands snuggles. When her sister comes home, you find yourself having to snuggle with her, too...
The seventh story in the 'Snuggles' series (it is not necessary to read any of the others in order to enjoy this one!). The others are:
Seraphic Snuggles
Scholarly Snuggles
Prismatic Snuggles
Shadowy Snuggles
Sunlit Snuggles
Direct Sequel to: Rustic Snuggles
MLP: FiMRomanceSlice of LifeRainbow DashApplejackLuna
Bored on her day off, Rainbow Dash decides to go visit Applejack for some quality time. Nothing out of the ordinary about that, right?
A thank you to Too Much Information and [anonymous person who helped me out - they know who they are and I would love to give them all deserved credit] for proofreading and editing before publishing.
Entry into the AppleDash Warm and Fuzzy Feelings Event.
Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaBig MacDaring DoMain 6
Twilight Sparkle has just completed her latest magical achievement: An amulet that lets her look into the dreams of other ponies! However, she needs empirical data before she can brand it a success and report to Princess Celestia! Join Twilight Sparkle as she embarks on an insane adventure of the subconscious kind! Will her amulet work? And what will she find?
It's time to dream a little dream with Twilight Sparkle!
MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeTragedyHumanAlt. UniverseApplejackOther
As I sit on this branch, looking at the town through the mangled, black branches, I began thinking about why I came here. About everything I left behind on Earth.
I wish I'd never have come here...
Consider joining the Ending-verse if you liked it!
This story has been redone. Also, A brilliant lad called Vlad decided to write a sequel. I seriously recommend reading that and following him.
Also, there's a prequel in the works!