[HiE] A human wakes, finding he isn't the species he fell asleep as in a place he does not recognise, gear scattered around.
Shooting up, I took a deep gasp of air as if I'd just been drowning and managed to stick my head above the water. I followed this by trying to scramble to my claws only to drop back down again as my legs did not respond in the way I'd expected…
What the hell? What's… this… Claws?!
I looked at the appendage, reasonably certain no human was supposed to have the grey appendages of raptors as hands...
Cover art by: AV-4Full res image there, had to downscale for FimFiction Seriously, awesome dude. Check his stuff out. Profanity/Violence: Soldier things. Sex: Suggestive only, if I were ever to write clop it wouldn't be instrumental to the story and in a separate chapter.
When Equestrian help is required in the world of Canterlot High, but Princess Twilight isn't responding to the journal, five girls cross over to find her.
Sunset's in trouble and we need Princess Twilight's help. We've been calling her with Sunset's magic journal since yesterday but there's been no reply.
Looks like we're going to have to go through the portal and find her ourselves.
After all, it's a magical land of cute, colorful ponies. This should be easy.
Right?
Sex tag exists for jokes relating to nudity and innuendo.
Main story is complete as of chapter 41, but I'm adding a series of epilogues for fun (3 are remaining)
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
When Scootaloo disrupts one of Twilight's experiments Scootaloo and Twilight find themselves in a galaxy at war.
When Scootaloo crashes into twilight during a magic experiment they get teleported to an unknown city that's burning and has weird creatures scattered in the streets. As the two separated stranded ponies roam around the city separately trying to figure out where they ended up, will they try to make it home as fast as possible or will they stay to help a species that's being systematically eradicated?
I'll try to upload chapters whenever I finish them.
Cover art by myself
23-12-18: I got featured! 2 - 1 - 19: Again
Edit: This entire thing is going to be edited and partially re-written somewhere in the future.
Ever wonder how Spitfire got her name and what secrets she hides?
Spitfire has a secret she's told to nopony she knows, terrified of the prospect what they'll do when they figure it out. So what will she do when the rookie accidentally finds out?
Seven years before Twilight Sparkle, a curious creature arrives in Ponyville. How will they react to each other and this strange new world?
Set seven years before the events of the fateful Summer Sun Celebration, life moves forward in quiet* Ponyville as it always has. Applejack wants a stallion to work on the farm. Rarity wants a stallion to work at Carousel Boutique. Rainbow Dash wants nothing to do with stallions at all. When a curious creature arrives in Ponyville, will any of them be able to get what they want?
* - Being next to the Everfree Forest means life in Ponyville is almost never actually quiet.
For Doug, however, unexpectedly arriving in a mystical new land brings its own set of challenges. How will he react and survive, much less thrive, in this strange new world? Will he be able to return home, much less want to?
Rated Mature for explicit sex scenes between human and pony, but not primarily a clop-fic. Chapters with said scenes will be marked with an *. Expect lots of slice of life and world building.
A rework, from the ground up, of AB: Year One. It will tie in to the remainder of the series, though minor points might not line up perfectly; it isn't married to any particular incident. If you read that series and the later installments you know where the story will end up, but the route to get there will be decidedly less smooth. If you read the previous version, let me know what you think about the changes; comments and suggestions are always welcome!
Applejack accepts Autumn Blaze's invite for a night of fun, but the farmer wasn't expecting the Kirin to be a Hermaphrodite!
After curing the village from the Stream of Silence effects, Applejack and Fluttershy are celebrated as honored guests. During the celebration, a few of the party goers are getting intimate in public, and many are leaving in pairs. Applejack fishes a similar invite from none other than Autumn Blaze herself! Or himself? Applejack isn't sure what to make of that, but would that be enough to stop a gay mare?
Nope!
Contains: A sexually confused Gay Applejack and a horny Herm Autumn Blaze, lots of talking and lore about Kirin anatomy and estrus, orientation play, some canine anatomy, pussy eating, virginity loss (from a penis), light cumflation, knotting, light dirty talk, impregnation ending.
The mane six play a game of shapeshifting truth or dare and cross a few boundaries in the process.
Twilight and her friends have held a weekly slumber party for years to keep in touch and play a game or two. After one too many rounds of the typical slumber party games, Twilight is charged with finding something new. Discord has a chaos-magic-filled solution. A game of his own creation.
Metamorphilia.
Contains: magical genderbending, species swapping, party sex, a bit of human action in later chapters, and the mane six being very conveniently thirsty for one another.
Content warnings will be updated as required with future chapters.
For a change of pace, the Cutie Mark Crusaders spend a day with their big sisters: just not the ones they were born with. This is Scootaloo's day...
Scootaloo might be no good at sums, but she knows Scootaloo plus scooter equals the fastest, awesomest, most attention-grabbing-est thing on the ground.
She also knows Applejack minus anyone actually fun to be with equals one really lame time.
And yet, spending a day with the Apple farmer and her broader Apple family seems strangely attractive to her. They might not be the most exciting of ponies, (and when it comes to cool, they're certainly the most clueless), but they have something Scootaloo really, really wants. Deep down. Something she keeps coming back for.
Not that she's going to admit it. Cos that would be seriously lame.
A father goes to great lengths to find his daughter’s heroes and finds something he wasn't looking for ... friends.
The parallel universe is indispensable to fanfiction, even in stories where it isn’t addressed as fanfiction by it's nature takes a route that deviates from the established universe. It allows for crossovers, mash-ups, what ifs, and all sorts of other fun stories. My story begins in a nexus between universes, with a father who just wants to let his daughters meet their heroes, and finds himself charmed by the inhabitants once they’re no longer just characters to him. With his knowledge he could fundamentally alter everything that happens; but his goal is for things to turn out the way they’re supposed to. But change is inevitable. Change for both him and the girls. Things start light, but there are cracks that show the shadows cast. And secrets are not kept forever. Relevant crossover tags that there aren't options for/I have far too many: Slayers, Dragon Ball Z, Tenchi Muyo, Monster Musume, Dungeons and Dragons, Minecraft, Undertale, Dark Souls -- -- -- -- -- -- *** -- -- -- -- -- A father goes to great lengths to find his daughter’s heroes. And finds himself being drawn into the world. But even the brightest light casts a shadow. And things that could too easily be are seen. Things that demand action. Things that must be confronted. Things that must be destroyed. But not forgotten. So life can move on. But scars never really heal. They remind us of who we were. But with help from your friends you can confront even your past to find hope. However hope and caring can lead you down a dark path. But your friends will fight to see you again, and find their own reward in your smile. Fire will burn all that it touches, ever seeking more fuel for it’s own survival. But with care that fire can be tamed to bring out it’s brightest light. There are times where you can help your friends. And times where they must help themselves. Never forget that those closest to you may be afraid to seek your help, or are unable to ask, or may even demand that you stay away. But no matter what you stand beside them. Because your friends are family you invite into your life.
A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.
Featured 6/22/2020. Thank you all so much! It happened again 6/30/2020! What insanity is this?! OK, seriously, you people spoil me. 7/1/2020 I'm going to keep thanking you every time it happens. You can't stop me! 7/4/2020 Have all the happy Pinkie Pies in the world! 7/5/2020 RIGHT ON MY DUDES! ROCK ON! 7/13/2020
Pear Butter and Big Mac prepare for a shindig. Unfortunately, things go slightly off the rails...
Making ready for the annual Apple family hoedown, Pear and her strapping son put the finishing touches on the barn. With Granny Smith and Applejack in the house cooking, cleaning, and tending to baby Bloom, while Bright Mac is out to town, the two labor through the evening. With their hard work nearly done for the day, the matronly mare decides to call it quit for the evening and quench Mac's thirst...
Kinks Include: Incest, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Size Difference, Transformations, Lactation, Soft Femdom, Light Musk, Worship, and Staking a Claim SPOILER NOTE:All characters are of age in this story. The potion only diminished Mac's physical size. Mentally, he's still a fully functional adult.
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Twilight Sparkle looks at her friends' dreams. What could go wrong?
Twilight Sparkle has just completed her latest magical achievement: An amulet that lets her look into the dreams of other ponies! However, she needs empirical data before she can brand it a success and report to Princess Celestia! Join Twilight Sparkle as she embarks on an insane adventure of the subconscious kind! Will her amulet work? And what will she find?
It's time to dream a little dream with Twilight Sparkle!
You've been working for the Apple family for quite some time now, and you didn't know why... not until this very day... stupid sexy Big Mac. (Femanon x Big Mac)
Equestria, if you were brutally honest, lost its lustre quite quickly after you got used to it. Your naturally misanthropic demeanour eventually applied to the ponies and their cuddly pedantic faces, and you needed a place far from, well, everybody else. You found your splendid isolation in the form of a farm not too far from civilisation, one belonging to the Apple family, and after several months of working for them, you realised something Big.
Fetishes/Kinks: (Femanon)Female x Male, large genitals and by extention, large insertion, a small degree of cock worship and awe, a dash of cumflation, and a tincture of must/smell, and extreme shyness from all parties involved.
Art by: Nobby And even though I didn't ask them to, a sincere thank you to Exuno for some light proofreading.
I needed to get back into my groove. So I wrote something new to me. An anon story. A fem anon story. (I'm sure this'll appeal to the main demographic of this website.) This was that thing. Sorry for my absence. I will try to finish all my incomplete things and then go onto new and exciting stories. Ciao. Also, if you have a request, just consult my latest blogpost. One per person, for the time being.
A pent up young man and a neglected wife end up house-sitting for the weekend. What happens next shouldn't surprise you.
Anon has been having a hard time in Equestria. Applejack works him hard and his love life is non-existent. When he agrees to house-sit for Twilight he arrives to find her mother Velvet has decided to do it for her. Instead of leaving they agree to watch the castle together. He comes to find out she's been feeling neglected in her marriage for a while. They're both starved for love, maybe they can help each other out?
Rainbow Dash spends some quality time with Applejack.
Bored on her day off, Rainbow Dash decides to go visit Applejack for some quality time. Nothing out of the ordinary about that, right?
A thank you to Too Much Information and [anonymous person who helped me out - they know who they are and I would love to give them all deserved credit] for proofreading and editing before publishing.
The Pie family is Amish, right? They don't belong to a religion called Televisionarialism that preaches that Equestria is a world artificially created for a TV show... Right?
The Pie family is very serious about their religion. Their religion believes that Equestria was created by writers and animators from another world in order to keep their otherworldly species entertained. Pinkie and her friends have the most legendary friendship in Equestria, but will it still stand after Twilight, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rarity find out that Pinkie doesn't even believe that their world is real?
Make sure to check out this song by AC-527 partially inspired by this story. Thank you AC-527!
