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TSkeletor, Master of The Empire.

Likes: 598 Dislikes: 22

on Fimfiction, by Hotel_Chicken

MLP: FiMViolenceAdventureSadCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseOCKing SombraCrystal PoniesRoyal Guard

A monster was dethroned and a demon was thrusted into a position of power he never wanted. Now, the Displaced Lord Skeletor finds himself in the Frozen North of Equestria, fighting frigid temperatures and an evil king.

After thousands of years inside a pocket dimension, the Crystal Empire returned to the Frozen North. Mere moments after a purchase at comic con, a man was sent to a magical world of mythical creatures as Skeletor. After a short amount of time, the Displaced Skeletor stumbled his way towards the Empire. What happened next? Well, only time would tell.


(I don’t own squat except for the story.)

MStorming the castle

Likes: 158 Dislikes: 21

on Fimfiction, by accidentallyoffensive

MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedySecond PersonHumanCelestiaLunaOCRoyal Guard

An unlikely hero lays siege to canterlot castle for a chance to be reunited with the mare of his dreams.

Equestria's bumbling deadliest assassin is struggling to make ends meet. Until Princess Luna hires him to test Canterlots elite Gaurdponies. But he's not in for the money he just wants the chance meet the mare of his dreams, if he lives that long.

Good luck with that buddy, You're going to need it.





Cover art is: Imperialism by Yakovlev-vad on deviant art.

MTerms of Service

Likes: 170 Dislikes: 27

on Fimfiction, by DashFire61

MLP: FiMSexComedyPornSecond PersonHumanDiscordOtherCoco PommelAnonRoyal Guard

A Filly has a proposition for you. [feat. Discord Pone]

One of you had to see this coming. You're Anon and this is probably entrapment, but hey pony prison cant be that bad. It's foalcon guys. Discord is actually in this, it's not a missue of the tag lol.

TThe Centurion Project

Likes: 505 Dislikes: 21

on Fimfiction, by TheEighthDayofNight

MLP: FiMSexGoreViolenceDeathProfanityRomanceDarkAdventureHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCChrysalisRoyal Guard

Elias "Rubrum Aquilae" Bright, the former leader of the Legio I Americana, on the run from his past, finds himself thrown into the conflicts of Equestria.

Elias Bright is a survivor. He has survived the end of the world. He has survived the deaths of his family. He has survived the death of all that he has built. On the run from a past that haunts him to his core, he finds himself in Equestria, a land of tranquility and peace. Elias now has a choice. Does he give up the only life he has known, that of a survivor, and settle with the ponies of Equestria, or will his past deeds come to drag him back into the dark past he has tried to bury?

TThe Changeling of the Guard

Likes: 3559 Dislikes: 53

on Fimfiction, by vdrake77

MLP: FiMAdventureComedyOCCadanceShining ArmorChangelingsRoyal Guard

Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living.

Idol Hooves holds a special place in Equestria. He's probably the only exiled changeling to serve in the Royal Guard, or at least, that's what he expects, as exiles don't really broadcast that fact. However, it's well known that Princess Celestia loves all of her little ponies, and her guards perhaps more so, and that makes it one of the best ways for a changeling to discreetly feed.

But how does a changeling even get there, let alone get exiled in the first place? For that matter, why would it ever go to Canterlot? Set a number of years before the series proper, before Luna’s redemption, Idol details how he was exiled, the ponies he’s met, and the series of misadventures that led him to joining the Royal Guard, and should continue a good ways into the series, as something of an alternate perspective.

Soon, he’ll have to deal with a boisterous new princess to serve and a royal wedding in the works bringing a third to power. Will his old instincts bring this new life crashing down around him? What precipitates Chrysalis’s ill-fated assault on Canterlot? Is it really so wrong for a changeling to enjoy good craftsmanship to an obsessive degree?

New cover art provided by the fantastic Carnifex

And a TVTropes page here.

And an Ask Blog of questionable canonity!
Out of Idol Curiosity

Fanart by Norad2! Major thanks! Short For a Royal Guard

Art by Egophiliac of Idol and his Daring Duckie Please don't tell him what that brush is meant for.

Rating updated to (T), it's a bit darker than (E)
Comedy Tag added as well
And changed the character tags a bit.

TThe Cuddle Sickness

Likes: 272 Dislikes: 5

on Fimfiction, by CategoricalGrant

MLP: FiMComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaOCRoyal Guard

Princess Celestia is stricken with a terrible illness that causes her to violently cuddle anypony she can get her hooves on.

A startling situation arises when Princess Celestia begins acting crazily and violently cuddling the ponies around her. Fearing the breakdown of the government, Princess Luna and one of Canterlot's most unfortunate doctors hatch a plan to cure her by letting her cuddle the daylights out of a Royal Guard.

Cover art is by magister39.

EDIT: #2 featured on 6/17!

MThe King of Starbucks

Likes: 562 Dislikes: 95

on Fimfiction, by Nightingale321

MLP: FiMSexViolenceProfanityRomanceComedySlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCOtherKing SombraRoyal Guard

After a mugging gone wrong, I wake up in a strange castle after being "saved" by Q from Star Trek. To make matters worse, the local population thinks I'm the lost prince of the Crystal Empire, Shadow Heart. Or to be more accurate: King Sombra. However, instead of playing Q's game of being the resurrected evil king of doom hellbent on world domination. I get on a conveniently placed train dropping off my mortal "enemies," and travel south to the land of Equestria.

It's here that I discover the magical concept of friendship, horrible pony puns, cheesy romance, herding, magic, and the wonderful creation of pony coffee. Also, I discovered the true evil of Equestria, and it's just down the street from where I work. It's called Tin Hoovers, and they are the bane of all that is caffeinated with their cheep flavored water they have the audacity to call Coffee!

Art belongs to Evehly
Yay! It's featured. I'm so happeh!

OMG! TOP OF THE FEATURED BOARD! ON MAY 27 2019! Eeeeeeeeee!

I will delete any Political Comments. This is a site for fiction. Not Politics.

MThe Risqué Risks of a Non-Standard Living Arrangement

Likes: 141 Dislikes: 8

on Fimfiction, by darf

MLP: FiMSexProfanityDramaSlice of LifeCelestiaOC

A certain stallion of the Royal Guard has been 'staring at the sun' for too long. But with the help of his rather peculiar roommate, Brick’s about to learn the dangers of flying too close to the sun.

Brick Break wasn't the brightest stallion in school and he sure as hell wasn't the luckiest, but he worked hard; from nighttime bouncer to royal bodyguard, he made something of his life. With food on the table, a roof over his head, and the closest thing to financial security one can hope for in this economy, Brick achieved the Equestrian dream, mostly; there was just one thing missing-- friendship. Laughter, loyalty, comradery.

Brick didn't need a roommate, and soliciting one in a big city like Canterlot was just asking for trouble. Frosty had just sort of... happened. Hoarfrost Glitter, his roommate. With her help, he might finally find some peace in this world. After all, existence is suffering, but misery loves company.


Co-written with and edited extensively by Miss Direction.

Many thanks to Pridark for the cover-art & Admiral Biscuit for his advice regarding Scenes 2 & 5.


If you enjoy our work, you can support us on Patreon, or reach out anywhere we're at if you're interested in a commission. We're busy during the holidays, but always interested in accepting new projects.

EThe Royal Suggestion Box

Likes: 603 Dislikes: 15

on Fimfiction, by CategoricalGrant

MLP: FiMRomanceComedyRandomSlice of LifeCelestiaLunaRoyal Guard

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna read the anonymous suggestions the castle workers have given them, much to Luna's (and later Celestia's) dismay.

Quality control is an important cornerstone of any organization, and magical castles full of Pony Princesses are no exception. When Luna and Celestia read the suggestions given to them by their staff however, the result is most certainly not better efficiency and satisfaction.

EDIT: Featured 10/24/17! Thank you all!
EDIT: Featured at #1 10/24/17! Awesome, I'm glad you're all enjoying!

MThe Slattern Solution

Likes: 189 Dislikes: 22

on Fimfiction, by Some Leech

MLP: FiMSexFetishRandomPornAnthroCelestiaRoyal Guard

Having retired to Silver Shoals, leaving the kingdom in Twilight's more than capable hands, Celestia decides it's time to try a very particular experiment...

Being a Princess isn't easy; between the stately duties, raising the sun every day, and having to act in a professional manner, she didn't get much time to explore or experiment. Thankfully, those times have finally come to an end. With nothing but free time on her hands, she decides to try a very interesting combination of her magical might and a potent potion on herself.

Chapter 1's Kinks Include: Bimbofication, a Profound Transformation, Minor Mental Alterations, and Body Exploration
Chapter 2's Kinks Include: Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, and a Sizeable Creampie

Cover Art By: BimboPhi (twitter @ThouArtPhi)

If you want to help support me, I have a Tip-Jar/Patreon HERE

EThe Train Ride

Likes: 917 Dislikes: 27

on Fimfiction, by Snuffy

MLP: FiMMysterySlice of LifeHumanOCRoyal Guard

Herman always thought that ponies were an exceedingly friendly bunch, and he figured it was in their nature to be kind and open to all strangers—even to those of different races. But what if he was wrong? What if there was another explanation?

He mentions this fact in his memoirs, but shortly after he sends them to be published he is informed that the Royal Guard wants him for questioning in Canterlot.


Proofread by: Eckaji, Snakeskin Ducttape, Javarod, ROBCakeran53, and PresentPerfect
Artwork by: Ruirik
Featured on Equestria Daily
Review link: PresentPerfect

EThe War to End All Wars

Likes: 270 Dislikes: 6

on Fimfiction, by The Abyss

MLP: FiMComedySlice of LifeCelestiaLunaRoyal Guard

It is Celestia’s birthday, but instead of getting a whole cake like last year, Luna only brings her a single slice, saying that she won’t allow her anywhere near the rest. What other course is there but to declare war?

It is Celestia’s birthday, but instead of getting a whole cake like last year, Luna only brings her a single slice, saying that she won’t allow her anywhere near the rest.

What other course is there but to declare war?

EThings Change

Likes: 409 Dislikes: 52

on Fimfiction, by Equimorto

MLP: ComicMLP: FiMComedyRandomTwilightCelestiaLunaChrysalisRoyal Guard

Chrysalis coming to her to ask for friendship was something Celestia always hoped would one day happen. She did not expect things to go like this though.

After having fought and won many battles against the changeling Queen, Princess Celestia always hoped that one day her offer of peace would be accepted and that Chrysalis would walk in her castle as a friend and not as an enemy.

She did not think it would happen like this. She thought the changeling would come in through the door rather than the window, for starters.

MWhen The Moon Comes Out...

Likes: 473 Dislikes: 17

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornCelestiaLunaRoyal Guard

When Luna goes to check on Celestia, wondering why she isn't asleep, she finds her in a rather odd predicament: 'sleepwalking' with a guard's cock in her mouth.

When Luna goes to check on Celestia, wondering why she isn't asleep, she finds her in a rather odd predicament...

...'sleepwalking' with a guard's cock in her mouth.

MWhen the Sun Goes Down...

Likes: 584 Dislikes: 27

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornCelestiaRoyal Guard

Celestia sleepwalks every night.

She also sucks her guards' cocks in her sleep, and they hardly mind.


A two part story.

MYour Human and You: I Am Not Spartacus

Likes: 1257 Dislikes: 112

on Fimfiction, by Dan_s Comments

MLP: FiMSexGoreDarkSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseOCCadanceShining Armor

Based in MadMaxtheBlack's Your Human and You setting, a human brought to Equestria spends 5 years as a pit fighter before being 'rescued' by Cadence, begins some time before the events of Season 1.

Follows a former professor who was brought to Equestria and spent 5 years as a pit fighter before being 'rescued' by Cadence during a raid by the Royal Guard. Begins some time before the events of Season 1. Unlike the native humans, this human can vocalize, but quickly realizes that revealing this will get him 'fixed' or experimented on. He also doesn't trust ponies, he's seen the dark underbelly of pit fighting too long. He stays with Cadence while planning his escape to a place where ponies won't pursue him.

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