Nightmare Moon banished Celestia, only to be defeated by Ahuizotl. Ponykind were made the scapegoats to blame for her scourge. 1000 years they pray for a saviour to deliver them. Anypony will do. Enter the last hope, a pizza delivery dude.
"Ponykind must have run out of colours when they finally got to this pony. Everything from his mane to his ass was all seven colours of gloom and doom. He was so dark and brooding he probably ate glittery emos and shat vampire bats.” - Quote of the Week
1000 years the ponies have prayed for a saviour to deliver them, whether it was their long lost sun goddess Celestia, or even Nightmare Moon, maybe even the chaos lord Discord, anypony! After suffering under the yoke of a tyrant god for so long, they decided any saviour will do, even a dark demonic overlord. One unicorn sorceress finally decides to take matters into her own hooves. She sets out to the frozen ruins of a long lost Empire in the Crystal Mountains bearing a grand sacrifice of 1000 ponies in an attempt to summon the dark demonic overlord of the Crystal Empire.
When the dark ritual turned up a blank, the universe decides to shuffle in the next best thing. Will he rise up to the expectations of his newfound flock? He'd better, and quickly, for the tyrant god's inquisition is out to get him and the 1000 'blasphemers' involved in his summoning. With a nation to build and an evil tyrant god to fight, never has there been a taller order to fill. But it's alright, he's a dark demonic overlord, right? He quickly finds that with some smokes and mirrors and the help of 1000 very magical ponies, anyone can look the part, even an entirely magic-inert pizza delivery dude.
Now a long-haul fic! Many thanks to everyone who convinced me to make this a reality!
Somebody kindly messaged me and told me I should announce here that the story was featured from 27 - 30th of April. I completely missed that but many thanks for making that possible, everyone!
Cover Art: Placeholder drawn by me. Will be a background for a full cover at some point.
Anon failed a test. Anon wants cake. Math is dumb.
After failing a math test, Anon returns home to her adoptive mother; Twilight, who attempts to teach Anon basic math. Unfortunately for her, math is harder than it appears. Will Twilight learn a lesson? Will Discord cause chaos? Is Princess Celestia too fat? Will Anon get the cake? The answer is mostly yes.
My entry, and now the winner of the Anon Filly Contest Featured on the day of its posting; 3/6/2020!
Yak Hoofteau, the famous explorer, has chanced upon the hidden Kirin village. But nopony will talk to him! Perhaps he can communicate with the cute Kirin mare following him about: he just wants to get a throat swab... that couldn't be misunderstood!
Yak Hoofteau has been observing Kirin behavior for over three days with no success. He can't discern any sort of language between these seemingly bored, mute, strange dragon-pony hybrids.
To make matters even worse, there is a Kirin that's been following him around like she was his shadow. The damn mare is constantly sticking her rear in his face as he tries to observe other Kirin and only replies to his queries with a tilt of her head... or a blank stare!
Maybe he can solve the mystery of their mute nature if he can get a throat swab, surely if he asks her for that she wouldn't misunderstand his intentions, right?
Wrong.
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A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.
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First Lieutenant Jake Carson is aboard the Starstreaker, the most intelligently designed space craft ever conceived by humanity. During his time on board they are ambushed by a Verix fleet and forced to take drastic measures
It's the year 2853 and the human race is more threatened than ever. The cybernetic species known as the "Verix" had been eliminating any and all life they could find. The war began many years ago, when human kind had been branching itself out to new planets, in hope to control it's growing population. After the discovery of the hostile lifeforms, planets have been under constant war. Human kind is slowly losing the fight, and realized they needed to think of a new strategy, or they'll be eradicated. And so began the age of genetic modifications.
Second Lieutenant Jake Carson, a man fighting in the war for humanities survival, returns from his latest mission. Upon returning he is granted the promotion of First Lieutenant, and is scheduled to begin genetic modifications the next day. Then all hell breaks loose.
Arcs are written below (Spoilers for future chapters, separated and blacked out)
Arc One: Contact- Jake finds himself stranded on a planet he's never seen before with other intelligent life. He's on a strict schedule and must make it back to home base before his enemy does, to prepare for the massive battle ahead. Chapters 1-18
Arc Two: Crossfire- The battle is on as Jake (And a certain friend) say their goodbyes for now and make it back to Earth. All of humanity, and more, is at risk of collapse. Not only that, but Jake discovers a small spark in a certain pony... Chapters 19-32
Arc Three: Momentum- With the immediate threat taken care of, Jake and his allies attempt to fortify atop their newfound ally planet. However, before any real progress can be made they are hit with a surprise attack, pushing Luna to make a dire decision. Chapters 33-43
Arc Four: Visions- Jake recovers from his near-death experience with a newfound perspective on the past. While attempting to supress his memories, he was also suppressing his feelings of attachment. Now breaking through these barriers, he will begin to care more for those around him. Chapters 44-54
Arc Five: Relations- Being on temporary leave, Jake uses this chance to get closer to someone he has begun having feelings towards. Hoping to have it flourish into something more. Meanwhile the Verix lurks in the background, learning what they can about this new species. Chapters 55-??
[The the first 12 or so chapters are mostly the events leading up to where Jake is now, and are in 3rd person. The story switches to 1st person after that]
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This is my LATEST story I have created. I am working on this in hopes that I can finally make the kind of story I always wanted to. This story will be VERY long, so be ready to grab some popcorn and stay a while if you are late to the party!
I hope you all enjoy the story as much as I enjoy writing it!
LABELED MATURE FOR.... reasons.... (Luna x Human eventually...)
Story starts in third person and transitions into first person. Third person is used in early chapters to catch up the story.
A Russian girl wishes to have a different life where her own choices matter. Her wish is granted in an unexpected way - she becomes an alicorn and is transported to Equestria straight into the morning court at Canterlot Castle.
Maria is a simple girl living in a quiet Russian town. Her life and where it would go was already decided by her parents and the society. She always wanted to get away from this but didn't know how until a mysterious wish granter shows her a path. Little did she know how it would turn out - on the night of her birthday, after she makes her wish, she is transported to Equestria and turned into an alicorn.
Her wish for a different life will certainly turn into more than she could ever expect.
Alright, I won't complain. I got what I wanted. I did visit Equestria. Being stranded here was not on my list though. And with the things running around, how I'm running around... I'm really not feeling good about this.
I've got mistakes to fix, dreams to live and so little sanity to spare... Eh, I'll manage.
What do you do if you are the Admin of a world of ponies? Use your power on a whim obviously, or don't I guess.
A guy named Dante gets Administrator privileges on a Minecraft server and discovers a broken plugin while doing server development. The next day he wakes up in a curious new world with all his admin abilities. Will he make friends, or will the ponies fear his power? His appearance will change history. Whether the change is good or bad is up to him to decide.
A last minute assignment takes newfoal reporter Frontpage to the very greatest secret of Equestria... and beyond.
Newfoal reporter 'Frontpage' has always yearned for the ultimate scoop. A last minute assignment for the centennial of Zero Point - the last moment of the doomed earth - leads not only to the biggest story of his career, but the greatest secrets of Equestria... and far, far beyond.
This is a partial sequel to HUMAN In Equestria, but knowledge of that story is not required to enjoy it. This is the final Conversion Bureau novel.
After dying unexpectedly, I find myself in a world of my own creation. Once I've actually created it, that is. I'm not sure why I get to do this, but I'm going to be sure to have fun building a universe. Even if it does have ponies instead of people.
You've all heard the "I died and was Displaced to Equestria" prompt. Rather than Equestria, I wound up in a Void, waiting to be shaped into a world, and with the power to do just that. After a brief conversation with someone who may or may not exist (still not sure if I was talking to myself) I decided to create Equestria, just to see what would happen. It's not turning out quite as I'd pictured, but I'm enjoying the ride.
Metal-loving human ends up in Equestria, and it so happens that there is no music of metal there. He's not fine with it.
Metal-loving human ends up in Equestria as an alicorn colt, and it so happens that there is no music of metal there. He's not fine with it.
He has to adjust to his new life... And make a plan of how to bring metal to Equestria, even if it means waiting years through his second childhood. He will have to adjust to the new world, new culture, new society. His views will be tested, his opinions will be changed. One way or another, he will have to adapt to the new and strange world.
Nevertheless, metal will be brought to Equestria and for all the world to see!
This story tackles such things as religion, relationships, and sex. The view of Equestria presented in this story is different from what most people expect.
Cover art and the portrait of the character done by a wonderful person. You should check him out on Google+ Editing of some chapters was done by DashItAll
Spoilers in the comments. Beware! The story was inspired by one of my friends, who happens to be a metalhead and music lover. The story starts at the first episode of the first season. If you don't like stories about OC alicorns, please consider reading it, I promise not do disappoint. Well, at least not too much. Constructive criticism welcome.
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Featured on 11.02.2017. Also, it might've been featured earlier, but I didn't keep track back then. Reached 666 comments. What's more metal than that? Featured on 19.02.2017, 20.03.2017.
Fluttershy and Discord decide to have a child. May the Gods have mercy on their souls.
Fluttershy has always been a warm, motherly presence in her friends' lives, so filled with kindness, caring, and love. But when she is once again reminded of the one aspect of her life yet missing while on a train ride to Ponyville, the Bearer of Kindness will find herself confronting her Very Special Somepony... or Somedraconequus, with a very special request.
How will Equestria survive the results? And what will the in-laws think!?
Special Thanks to Toriandthehorse for being a great co-admin, a great editor and proofreader, and a great friend.
Anon finds herself in possession of several stones of unimaginable power. Of course, she uses them like a responsible adult...Or not
Having been rescued by Discord, whisked away to his chaotic lair, Anon finds herself at his mercy. To her shock, the insane demigod bestows upon her several artifacts of nigh incomprehensible might. When asked why, the hodgepodge creature confesses that he's a fan and that he'd like nothing more than to watch her adventures continue. Since the pint-sized mare has evoked the ire of three alicorns, he decides to give her something to level the field. Let's just hope it works...
Kinks Include: Female on Female, a Bit of Futa, Oral, a Preternatural Princess Penetrator, a Smidgen of Anal, Epic Conflict, Lewd Antics, Twists, Turns, and a Thrilling Climax!
Extra Lewd Kinks: Abuse of Cosmic Relics, Shameless Knockoffs, and Cliffhangers
Artwork by Dankflank
SPOILERISH NOTE: As addressed in the previous stories, she ain't really a filly. If you're asking "BUT HOW?!?" go read the other ones.
Waking up in the middle of the woods, with a body not of his own, Anon learns to adjust. Adjust to what? Mares wanting to care for him, suck him off, and fuck him like all the other sensitive stallions. Can he face the world with his pride intact?
But he won't be able to do it alone. Too many crazy mares, strange stallions, and mysteries stand in his way. Anon will need a guide. Can Twilight Sparkle be the friend that he needs? Can she show him the new world without jumping at him for herself?
[Cover me for a coffee or chill with the gang on the Discord.]
You, Anonymous, ends up meeting your demise in an unfortunate work accident... or so you thought. After waking up in a crazy new world, you end up getting caught up in a war between equestria and a dark force, and you’re prophesied to stop it.
You are Anonymous, a young scientist working for NASA. Well, worked for NASA that is. A catastrophic work accident resulted in your “death” and ended up sending you to a new dimension, one full of ponies rather than humans. You befriend many of these creatures, meet the princess, and try and find a way for you to get home. However, a dark evil happens to rise from the depths of equestrian hell, and evidently you’re prophesied to stop it. Great.
When Discord is left dying, Celestia asks if he has any last requests. What a silly thing of her to ask.
So it's finally happened. After being kicked in the shin by Celestia, Discord is officially dying. Now Celestia wants to know if he has any last requests before he goes.
John is alone on this world and has not seen a single soul in a long time. His only companions have been the ghosts only he can hear. Driven by guilt, he goes from town to town, searching and doing the only thing he can do:
Give the dead their final rest.
Discord once gave him a gift. It was given in grief. John has yet to understand what this gift means. He has lost track of time and madness and sanity wage a constant war in his mind.
For John, the greatest terror in his heart is facing the Goddesses.
A human wakes up as Discord just as Keep Calm and Flutter On begins.
After dying in a predictably stupid car accident, a human wakes up paralyzed and unable to see or feel anything... which seems reasonable for the aftermath of an argument with a truck, until Celestia starts talking and he figures out that he's dreaming that he's Discord. And then the Elements set him free and he figures out no, actually, this isn't a dream. Begins right before "Keep Calm and Flutter On", and the first few chapters crib a lot of dialogue from that.
Not Displaced, but it is one of those "human wakes up in the body of an Equestrian supervillain" stories. However. Fellow Discord fans. Trust me, I'm not gonna write a story about our boy where the real thing never makes an appearance. The actual Discord will show up sooner or later. Also not a self insert, as should be obvious if you listen to the main character talk about himself for about 30 seconds.
This is a commission for The Bird, but the original story idea was mine and I take credit for everything except the impetus to actually write the damn thing.
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