Nightmare Moon banished Celestia, only to be defeated by Ahuizotl. Ponykind were made the scapegoats to blame for her scourge. 1000 years they pray for a saviour to deliver them. Anypony will do. Enter the last hope, a pizza delivery dude.
"Ponykind must have run out of colours when they finally got to this pony. Everything from his mane to his ass was all seven colours of gloom and doom. He was so dark and brooding he probably ate glittery emos and shat vampire bats.” - Quote of the Week
1000 years the ponies have prayed for a saviour to deliver them, whether it was their long lost sun goddess Celestia, or even Nightmare Moon, maybe even the chaos lord Discord, anypony! After suffering under the yoke of a tyrant god for so long, they decided any saviour will do, even a dark demonic overlord. One unicorn sorceress finally decides to take matters into her own hooves. She sets out to the frozen ruins of a long lost Empire in the Crystal Mountains bearing a grand sacrifice of 1000 ponies in an attempt to summon the dark demonic overlord of the Crystal Empire.
When the dark ritual turned up a blank, the universe decides to shuffle in the next best thing. Will he rise up to the expectations of his newfound flock? He'd better, and quickly, for the tyrant god's inquisition is out to get him and the 1000 'blasphemers' involved in his summoning. With a nation to build and an evil tyrant god to fight, never has there been a taller order to fill. But it's alright, he's a dark demonic overlord, right? He quickly finds that with some smokes and mirrors and the help of 1000 very magical ponies, anyone can look the part, even an entirely magic-inert pizza delivery dude.
Now a long-haul fic! Many thanks to everyone who convinced me to make this a reality!
Somebody kindly messaged me and told me I should announce here that the story was featured from 27 - 30th of April. I completely missed that but many thanks for making that possible, everyone!
Cover Art: Placeholder drawn by me. Will be a background for a full cover at some point.
Coming across an artifact while exploring a forest cave, a young teen gets whisked off to a strange new land. unfortunately for him, this artifact did more than just transport him, landing him immediately in the world powers proverbial blade tip. Trapped in stone, this is how he spends his time.
Yo! I'm not dead! I'm not done with Amnesiacs tale, just taking a bit more of a break from it. I had this idea floating in my head and i had to catch it. this story will be a lot shorted than I intend Amnesiacs tale to be so I should be back to it soon!
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Daybreaker captures a troublesome resistance leader and shows him the meaning of hospitality...
Arctic Frost is a leader of the resistance fighting against Daybreaker's oppressive regime, unfortunately for him he gets captured by the cunning mare and shown a bit of her hospitality.
Kinks include: Hetero (M/F), Bondage, Femdom, Domination, Potions, Ball Expansion, Breast Expansion, Breeding Stud, Reverse Gang Bang, Harem, Impregnation, Inflation, Lactation, and Mind Break
Faust has grown bored of watching her little ponies mill around Equestria, so she decides to bring in some... otherworldly help.
Queen Faust, Creator of the planet Anima and every creature that walks under the blue sky, Immortal and Everlasting. She is bored.
She is bored watching her creations meander around the peaceful skies of Equestria. Oh, sure, there was the occasional creature and monster that her daughters and their student and her five friends would have to deal with. Usually the student and her five friends saving her daughters. But this wasn't enough to keep Faust not bored.
So, for some entertainment, she decides to bring in some otherworldly help...
In the form of an amnesiac Human...
That looks like her...
And has her powers...
This can only go so well.
This idea came from the user "Randomrusina". So thank him for the idea.
Mathew fell into Equestria after being cast out by mankind. With no way to return home, Mathew will have to find his way in this land of talking multicolored ponies.
Matthew was a normal child when the end of the world happened. Darkness erupted from the Earth, casting demons onto the people of Earth. Matthew should have died when the demons poisoned his soul with darkness, but he survived.
He fought for humanity for years alongside others of his kind. Humanity in return, cast him out and into the void with no hope of returning home. Now Matthew will remain in the realm of Equestria for the rest of his days. With some luck, he might just find the happiness he has always longed for.
[Movie Spoilers] After capturing Twilight Sparkle, Tempest was determined to make sure she was rightfully broken. But when she realizes how tenacious the Princess really was, Tempest decided to try a different way to ensure the Alicorn would stay.
[Note: This story is based on the MLP Movie, and contains spoilers from the film. Also, this is blatant F/F smut I wrote on a whim]
After a long and arduous mission, Tempest Shadow has finally captured Twilight Sparkle and brought her back to the fallen Canterlot. However, despite having taken the Princess at her lowest point, it seemed that the Alicorn was a bit too tenacious for Tempest's tastes. Not wanting her to try and escape before The Storm King arrives, the mare needed a surefire way to keep her in check. Fortunately, Tempest seemed to find a means to not only ensure Twilight wouldn't leave, but also to show her own power before Canterlot without the Princess even knowing.
The cover page for this story (as well as the suggestion for the story itself) are courtesy of 10art1. You can find their work on Tumblr and DeviantArt.
You have to have sex with Celestia in order to save your soul. This is obviously Twilight's fault.
A demon wants to make a deal with you. You have to have sex with Celestia or he will take your soul. This wouldn't be a huge problem, but you are also extremely attracted to the princess. You have to now make a decision, to either lose your soul or tell Celestia how you feel about her.
Jackson is going on a simple hunt. It would be much easier without interruptions. Like a certain pony princess coming in for a visit.
Being innocent and still convicted of murder was a hell of a fate. After ten years of living a lawless life, Jackson had finally secured his own little home. Even if he had to hunt for meals, and fight monsters just to survive. It was home now. Far enough away that his rampant killing to survive couldn't hurt others. Far enough away that no one would find him. Until Princess Sparkle showed up.
Now he's been shaken, his old life rearing its head to give him the option to return home. There's nothing in the world he'd rather do, but he can't. Broken like a child's toy, he doesn't even remember how to talk to other people without resorting to violence. So he stays on his island, living a life safe and alone.
Berry Punch has some darkness that lingers, Minuette can chase them away.
Hearths Warming is a time for family, a time for gifts, a time to remember. Berry Punch doesn't like to remember, but the past has a way of catching up. Minuette has gifts to give. Ruby Pinch wants a family. A Hearths Warming Kiss can solve it all.
First Lieutenant Jake Carson is aboard the Starstreaker, the most intelligently designed space craft ever conceived by humanity. During his time on board they are ambushed by a Verix fleet and forced to take drastic measures
It's the year 2853 and the human race is more threatened than ever. The cybernetic species known as the "Verix" had been eliminating any and all life they could find. The war began many years ago, when human kind had been branching itself out to new planets, in hope to control it's growing population. After the discovery of the hostile lifeforms, planets have been under constant war. Human kind is slowly losing the fight, and realized they needed to think of a new strategy, or they'll be eradicated. And so began the age of genetic modifications.
Second Lieutenant Jake Carson, a man fighting in the war for humanities survival, returns from his latest mission. Upon returning he is granted the promotion of First Lieutenant, and is scheduled to begin genetic modifications the next day. Then all hell breaks loose.
Arcs are written below (Spoilers for future chapters, separated and blacked out)
Arc One: Contact- Jake finds himself stranded on a planet he's never seen before with other intelligent life. He's on a strict schedule and must make it back to home base before his enemy does, to prepare for the massive battle ahead. Chapters 1-18
Arc Two: Crossfire- The battle is on as Jake (And a certain friend) say their goodbyes for now and make it back to Earth. All of humanity, and more, is at risk of collapse. Not only that, but Jake discovers a small spark in a certain pony... Chapters 19-32
Arc Three: Momentum- With the immediate threat taken care of, Jake and his allies attempt to fortify atop their newfound ally planet. However, before any real progress can be made they are hit with a surprise attack, pushing Luna to make a dire decision. Chapters 33-43
Arc Four: Visions- Jake recovers from his near-death experience with a newfound perspective on the past. While attempting to supress his memories, he was also suppressing his feelings of attachment. Now breaking through these barriers, he will begin to care more for those around him. Chapters 44-54
Arc Five: Relations- Being on temporary leave, Jake uses this chance to get closer to someone he has begun having feelings towards. Hoping to have it flourish into something more. Meanwhile the Verix lurks in the background, learning what they can about this new species. Chapters 55-??
[The the first 12 or so chapters are mostly the events leading up to where Jake is now, and are in 3rd person. The story switches to 1st person after that]
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Edit: For the many more times this has appeared in the feature box again... thank you so much for this great honor! I never thought I would make a story that could constantly make the featured box. And to any new readers here, I hope you have a great time reading
This is my LATEST story I have created. I am working on this in hopes that I can finally make the kind of story I always wanted to. This story will be VERY long, so be ready to grab some popcorn and stay a while if you are late to the party!
I hope you all enjoy the story as much as I enjoy writing it!
LABELED MATURE FOR.... reasons.... (Luna x Human eventually...)
Story starts in third person and transitions into first person. Third person is used in early chapters to catch up the story.
'Through worlds and sadness and loneliness, we found each other, and if we can be happy together, then maybe it will all have been worth it somehow.' - A man in love.
Jax wakes up in a forest. After a bit of confusion, he decides he wants to live, so he tries to survive. Survival turns to living as he meets ponies, and although he tries to resist for a while, he finds out that ponies make great friends. Then things get weird with magic, chaos magic, dark magic - pretty much all sorts of magic. Sombra makes a swipe for revenge, some sinister cult is working in the background, and somehow changelings are involved... or not? It all leaves Jax pretty vexed. Luckily, he has Princess Luna to make him happy.
*Jax is my original character, he's not from any other fandom.
____________________________________________________________________________________ Events from movies and season 5 have not happened ^^
*Edited by MidnightBlossom from chapter 50 to 60, then preread by DJ7291993 from there and onwards.
The First Avenger discovers an adorable explosive infant in one of Hydra's hidden labs and decides to raise him as his own.
Captain Steve Rodgers was on his way to becoming America's greatest hero. Throughout the course of the second World War, he has been working his way across Europe, the Mediterranean, and Northern Africa, destroying every last Hydra base created by his dark counterpart: Johann Schmitt. More infamously known as The Red Skull.
Until one day, he discovers an adorable explosive package in one of Hydra's labs that will change the course of his life in the war and his life in the future forever.
For the first time in his life, he will have something more precious than his country to fight for...
(Inspired by Tatsurou's PWNY-verse fan fiction series)
(cover art by Khunis Genie Pony)
(This fan fic is dedicated to Josh Scorcher, AKA Commander Firebrand and The Fiery Joker on Youtube, who is the subject of this fic)
(Because of some confusion people have had, this story takes place during the events of the movie Captain America: The First Avenger and the game Captain America: Super Soldier)
I appreciate anyone who provides me with editing, proofreading, or grammar tips that might help my story.
Major edits: 1/29/20
UPDATE: I am revamping 12 chapters to clean up the flow of the story and removing a plot element.
It's just another usual first shift for Anon, down at Sugarcube Corner, or is it...
Anon can't really complain much about his job - sure, he has to get up before the sun rises, but he's got the best coworker ever. Mrs. Cake is kind, doting, and damn easy on the eyes. It's not like he'd ever have a chance with her, considering she's got a loving husband and a family, yet he can't keep himself from having the occasional lustful thought. His only hope is that his interest won't get him in any trouble...
Kinks Include: Male on Female, Oral, Vaginal, Interspecies, Kinky Sex, Stealth Sex, Swingers, a Succulent MILF, Squirting, and a Rich Custard Filling
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A bit of sad Catharsis, written when I was very depressed. A man is at the end of his time on earth, and with nothing left to live for, he decides to take his life. A passing vision of a pony helps him to find something worth living for.
Good Fortune has always wanted to have sex with Princess Celestia. The problem? He’s a commoner and they’ve never met. But seeing as being lucky is his special talent, he decides to make a simple request of the princess. Will she grant it?
An Equestria Girls tale. Rainbow Dash dares Sunset Shimmer to try meat. The results are not what any of them expected.
One day, Rainbow Dash notices something about Sunset Shimmer: she only eats salads, fruit, and non-meat products. So she decides to dare the former pony to try a meat product the next day at lunch. Little do they know what's on the menu that day...
You've just been dumped off at your mother's junkyard for two weeks, and things only escalate from there.
Your name is Aileron, you are the son of Delta Vee and Jet Stream. Life's been fairly rough for you, with the constant moving around, arguments, and your own bubbly twin sister's antics, life's a whirling cacophony of headaches half the time.
And now your father, Jet, is going on another one of his 'Important Business Trips' leaving you and your twin sis Apogee to stay with Delta for a whole two weeks.
Little do you know how incredible the next two weeks ARE gonna be...
This story is based around Shinodage's askblog, Delta Vee's Junkyard. Needless to say, he owns the characters, universe, and so on, I was just given permission to fuck around in it.
This is my first attempt at writing 2nd Person and my first contribution to the little Space Ponyos universe. Obviously it's an AU, so take nothing here as canon.
Massive thanks to Shinodage for letting me use some of his art for coverart. Big thanks goes out to P-Berry for spurring the idea of it with something he said and for proof-reading and to Damien Darkside for editing/proofing the whole thing and giving me advice.
With Princess Cadence and Prince-Captain Shining Armor out on a date together, Thorax is charged with caring for their darling filly. Which means tonight is the perfect time for important things like pouncing lessons, complete with live guards to surprise!
Woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere. Learned how to fly and now in prison for assaulting the local Princess. What could possibly go wrong?
I woke up in a cage in the middle of nowhere, was saved and now in a prison called a "Foster Home." I accidentally crashed into the local princesses room after breaking the sound barrier, (Not sure how), after being chased across the country by the local military. One of them I kicked on the way out. I think her name was... Spitfire. Oh, well... No, wait. She's in charge of my prison! Nooooooo!
Warning, spoilers in the comments. This now has a Sequal! So check out Song's of Hawkfire
Added Tags: Crossover. Adventure. Dark. And updated tags.
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