What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
Big Caisson is an earth-pony colt in his senior year of highschool. A BIG colt. His worries about how his class-fillies see him is on his mind as he is helped into his farm-work harness by his younger sister, Cookie. Harnessing is an intimate thing!
Caisson was a big colt.
Like, really big.
Folks around Ponyville said that there hadn't been a colt in their senior-year of highschool as tall and strong since Big Mac, and Caisson likely had him beat! Normally, this would be a source of pride for a farm-colt in Ponyville, but he's always had the sneaking suspicion that the fillies in his class prefer the frou-frou athletic pegasi or slender unicorn stallions that everypony sees in all the fashion magazines from Manehattan. Why else would they blushingly look away from him every time they made eye contact?
His body-type is anything but that of those svelte fashion-model stallions: he's a walking tank, standing a few hooves taller than anycolt his age, with muscles that could rip a tree-stump from a frozen field.
Worse, he still seems to be growing! It's the first day of the new school year, and it looks like over the summer he's left his buddies even more in the dust in the height and brawn department.
Because of this continued growth, Caisson has yet to receive a custom-fit harness; that's a big deal for working farmcolts. Since they'll spend hours every morning before school working the fields, and hours every afternoon after school doing the same... a well-fit, comfortable harness to distribute the excruciating load of pulling a plow or a wagon is a must.
Thanks to his body, Caisson has to make-do with a jumble of adjustable straps, buckles and tie-downs... a confusing mix that requires the help of another pony to strap in.
A harness-buddy is a special thing among pony-folk: there are lots of straps that go into (and around) very private places. Depending on the circumstances it can be professional, awkward... or exciting.
And it just so happens that since his younger sister has now started in her freshman year at highschool, they'll both be getting home to the farm at about the same time.
She'll be strapping her BIG brother in.
Will the two be able to resist any of the hormone-fueled temptations that might arise when in such intimate circumstances? Nope.
All stories in my clopfics occur at the bottom of a massive gravity well where time flows much faster compared to Earth. As such, the minimum age of all characters in my stories is at least over 10,000,000 Earth years old.
A team of multiversal explorers comprised of alternate Sweetie Belles explore fanfic worlds and beyond!
The League of Sweetie Belles was founded by a handful of Sweeties who decided they liked hanging out with each other. What started as a simple club for like-minded white unicorn mares turned into a complex organization with a lot of responsibility. One particular team of Sweetie Belle explorers have taken it upon themselves to explore the multiverse, delving into the lands of ponyfics and beyond.
(If you're not reading from the beginning and just want to look into one chapter relating to a particular story, the SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIAL: The Sweetie Personnel Files blog is your friend. Refer to it whenever you feel you lack context. But don't read the entire thing; use it to look up names.)
(Part of the Songs of the Spheres continuity, but you don't have to read that to understand this. This fic can never never be complete due to its episodic and open nature, and it may never update again—but who knows? As with all SotS stories, there's a Discord server)
Warnings are there since certain fics will require them when they are included. You won't get sex, death, or gore everywhere. You are likely to get violence and some profanity in many chapters.
The Harvest Family farm is on the brink of financial collapse. Can this Lord Barleycorn really deliver on all his promises?
Hollow Shades is a small farming and lumberjacking community, a tiny bubble of Equestria smack in the middle of the Everfree Forest. Things have been hard-going since the lumber mill was closed down by its aristocratic owner, and the town is slowly dying. The fate of the town weighs heavily even on the town's youth, with young filly Corn Crib of the Harvests being intimately aware of the fact things aren't going well for her family and friends. And then, a ray of hope comes into her life when she encounters a most unusual figure on the road nearby; a talking scarecrow, one that claims to be Lord Barleycorn, the King of Autumn, who promises to help her however he can. Can the two of them succeed in breathing life back into Hollow Shades?
This is a lighthearted story that contains lots of OCs and an original setting. The mane six will appear, but not until later chapters.
First time featured was May 23, 2014! I can't believe it! Thank you everyone! =3 And now recommended on TVTropes! Picture was made by my friend Escopeto. He did a fantastic job of representing my story.
A mysterious predator haunts the White Tail Woods... one that is deadly, terrifying, and...nice?
This is the first book of The Humanity Within Trilogy. Its sequel is What I've Done.
I wasn't always like this, a monster, running through the woods on an alien planet. I was once a man. I had dreams, a girlfriend, and a great job. Then They came. In the middle of the night, They scooped me from my home, and... changed me.
Now I'm a beast, a demon the like of which the world I've become stranded on has never seen before, scraping by on the fringes of society, hiding from the natives, and doing my best to avoid notice.
After all, who could ever be friends with a monster?
