After a day of work in Rose's flowerbeds, Sam winds up spending the night.
It didn't take a genius to figure out that that perfume wasn't my own, nor did it take any real effort to locate the source of both of my issues: there was a pony asleep on my arm.
I assume she was asleep, anyway. She was breathing slowly and shallowly, which was quite easy to ascertain, as my right arm was draped across her.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time)the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
Sam's still trying to fit in, and Rose is still trying to help her, but the human and the pony don't always understand each other's culture.
It's been a week since Sam spent the night at Rose's house, and the two have grown closer. Rose helped plant flowerbeds all around the house, but a surprise visit to check on the flowers on laundry day puts a slight strain on their budding friendship. Now Sam's forced to make some choices she's not quite ready for.
After a dinner with Rose and a late night drunken trip to Sugarcube Corner, Sam wakes up from a nightmare with more questions than answers about life in Equestria.
After a dinner with Rose and a late night drunken trip to Sugarcube Corner, Sam wakes up from a nightmare with a hangover and more questions than answers about fitting in in Equestria. Luckily, ponies have pancakes and aspirin, which at least deal with the first problem. For the second, Sam's got a day off to hopefully find some answers.
Shortly after their trip to the spa, Sam decides to invite Rose over for dinner.
A meeting with Nurse Tenderheart and a chance encounter with a filly motivate Sam to invite Rose over for dinner, as well as to push Sam just a little further into full integration with pony society.
Tired of waiting for her Bat-Pony coltfriend to show up for their picnic, Rose leaves him a lure he can't resist.
Roseluck loves to plan ahead, but not her thestral coltfriend, Europa. Despite his being constantly tardy for dates, Rose has learned to appeal to his baser bat-pony instincts to get what she really wants from him. Equipped with an assortment of fruit, a bottle of vanilla extract, and her two most attractive features, she's confident that at long last, she's going to seal the deal and win his heart forever. But Europa doesn't come cheap and asks for something in return...
For Roseluck to bear his foals.
This story was written specifically for the My Little Fetish Group and its relatively new "earplay" folder with some recommendations from Clopficsinthecomments. To this end, you can expect some pretty extreme earplay.
Fetishes: Ear size/shape, ear sex (not the ear canal), batty-style (upside down) sex, very light bloodplay, submission/domination themes, impregnation, cervical penetration, and mangos. Edited by Firesight. Preread by Silentwoodfire and Clopficsinthecomments.
This featured 7/8/20 to 7/10/20 for 48 hours with the peak being 4th place.
A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.
You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.
Things go downhill fast.
And she's just your first visitor.
Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors. Do you want to join? Click here!
Tracy needed somewhere to stay, how was he supposed to know that it was in another universe? Now he'll somehow have to hold down a job on Earth while living as a pony in Equestria. It's either that, or say goodbye to being human.
Tracy Maxwell is in a desperate situation: find somewhere to live, or lose the internship he needs to survive. After exhausting every property in the city, one last option appears the day before his deadline. Sure the agent selling the place is a little weird, and more than a little overeager to get the property signed off. At the worst, maybe there's a little mold in the bathroom somewhere, and he has to make do until the lease is up.
But then he steps inside and discovers things can be much worse. The property is in another universe, and while he's there he'll have to play by its rules. He's free to continue working his dream job, so long as he keeps to the contract. Even worse, he's got a roommate who has no intention of leaving him alone.
If he ever wants to escape, he'll have to read the Fine Print.
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A class presentation and a new day job gave me plenty of time to think about how I might fit into Ponyville society.
Spurred on by a class presentation and an unexpected—but not entirely unwelcome—new day job, I began to more seriously consider how I might fit myself into pony society.
Manual labor provides plenty of time to think, and strips away facades.
I wasn’t sure that I was ready for that, but I couldn’t put it off forever, either.
Desperate for a good night’s sleep, Rose tries to soothe her soul with a little late-night gardening, only to find that her unusual houseguest is also having trouble sleeping. That, and he’s holding a noose.
Roseluck's been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately. Everytime she's about to fall asleep, an overwhelming sense of loneliness swoops in and snatches it away.
The fact that she's looking after a creature from the stars doesn't help.
With nothing better to do, Rose heads out to her greenhouse for a little late-night gardening, hoping that a little time with her beloved flowers will help her fall asleep. As she works in the greenhouse, she sees her unusual houseguest is also having trouble sleeping. That, and he's holding a noose...
Special thanks to TheMarvelousMrM for proofreading and editing. I couldn't have done it without him!
Another special thanks to the Finnish indie band Poets of the Fall for the two songs that inspired this fic. Look 'em up, why don't 'ya?
In an alternate, significantly gayer Equestria, Roseluck and Davenport struggle with the town's deep-rooted heterophobia.
In an Equestria where it is more than okay to be gay, Roseluck finds herself without a special somepony of her own. However, change in the form of an earnest, yet odd, quills and sofas salespony is on the way. The only problem is this: he's a stallion. And Roseluck's no filthy breeder, is she?
A young, aspiring Manehattan Police Detective is assigned to a case in the sleepy town of Ponyville. A case involving five bipeds. Five bipeds who seem to be running from something.
A young, aspiring Manehattan Police Detective is assigned to a case in the sleepy town of Ponyville. A case involving five bipeds. Five bipeds who are quickly being murdered one by one.
He's thrust into a situation that he never thought would happen, and it's up to him to solve it before it's too late.
The question is, will he be able to solve it in time?
Roseluck lives a double life. By day she sells flowers, by night she takes money from stallions and does whatever they want her to do.
Roseluck has two lives.
In one she is Roseluck. She sells flowers at her market stall, she smiles and waves at anyone she recognises, and by all accounts she's a normal, friendly pony. Being Roseluck is easy.
And in the other she is Red. She doesn't talk about that one. And the only ponies who get to see it have paid for her company that night.
Roseluck decides to try and befriend Equestria's only human.
Months have passed since Clyde, the first known human to pop into Equestria, appeared in Ponyville. The ponies had been reluctant to accept the strange creature at first, but had grown used to his presence as time flew by. Not that he cared. All he wanted was to get back home.
So when Princess Twilight told him that her research into the anomaly had come up empty, he was lost. Doomed to be trapped in a land of colorful equine creatures for the rest of his life.
Fortunately for him, a local flower pony decides to make it her mission to befriend him, and show him that maybe he'll actually like it in Equestria.
Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song. It was the happiest moment of her life. Until she realized he couldn't hear it.
Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song, the one they're meant to sing together. It was the happiest moment of her life.
The Harvest Family farm is on the brink of financial collapse. Can this Lord Barleycorn really deliver on all his promises?
Hollow Shades is a small farming and lumberjacking community, a tiny bubble of Equestria smack in the middle of the Everfree Forest. Things have been hard-going since the lumber mill was closed down by its aristocratic owner, and the town is slowly dying. The fate of the town weighs heavily even on the town's youth, with young filly Corn Crib of the Harvests being intimately aware of the fact things aren't going well for her family and friends. And then, a ray of hope comes into her life when she encounters a most unusual figure on the road nearby; a talking scarecrow, one that claims to be Lord Barleycorn, the King of Autumn, who promises to help her however he can. Can the two of them succeed in breathing life back into Hollow Shades?
This is a lighthearted story that contains lots of OCs and an original setting. The mane six will appear, but not until later chapters.
First time featured was May 23, 2014! I can't believe it! Thank you everyone! =3 And now recommended on TVTropes! Picture was made by my friend Escopeto. He did a fantastic job of representing my story.
A 2nd Person Human in Equestria clopfic told from the perspective of Roseluck the Pony.
Your name is Rose, you're a simple pony with simple needs. Though, unlike those you walk among, you can say you're much more fearful of the unknown then they are. So when a human comes stumbling out of the woods you find yourself being deathly afraid, more so than you need to be.
While he makes friends with the populace, you hide under your bed thinking that he'll eat you alive. As he moves about you think about all the ponies he could possibly be hurting...
But when the two of you cross paths for a second time you realize that maybe the thought of him hunting a pony no... hunting YOU wouldn't be so bad.
His teeth, eyes, his looming figure that seems to blot out the sun when he stands over you, instead of fear you feel... excitement?
Warning: A unique fetish I call "Flower Clopping" is made apparent in this story Warning: Predator on Prey Fetish is made apparent in this story.
After having a few drinks with her roommate, Thunderlane, questions of human and horse anatomy come up.
Anon, having spent a few months in Equestria, is starting to acclimate rather nicely. She's gotten a job with Roseluck, started making friends, and gets along swimmingly with her roommate, Thunderlane. After sharing a few drinks with the Wonderbolt, a curious topic arises; what exactly are the finer differences between humans and equines...
Kinks Include: Interspecies, Female on Male, Male on Female, Body Exploration, Oral, Vaginal, Creampies, Very Light Cumflation (Cum Inflation)
To preemptively address a few concerns A) No, they're not shit-faced drunk. They're only lightly buzzed B) Yes, Anon is a woman
