[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, belly rubs, and blushing cheeks] Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of bullying in the second degree, there he meets a mare working as a prison guard called Cookies 'n Cream.
[WARNING: Contains ear scratching, belly rubs, and blushing cheeks]
Anonymous is sent to jail for his most heinous crimes of bullying in the second degree, there he meets a mare working as a prison guard called Cookies 'n Cream.
Written originally for the Anon in Pone Prison threads on /mlp/, which is where the OC Cookies 'n Cream (Pictured) comes from.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
When young teen inventor Micro Chip is trying to create a realistic gaming experience, he gets a bit more than he bargained for when he developed an ability known as the Gamer. Now his life is a game and the world is lot stranger than he thought
Micro Chip, an inventor of 15 years old, is trying to create a new and more realistic gaming experience. The device he is working on malfunctions though and he finds himself with a strange ability known simply as the Gamer. Stats, quests, dungeons, equipment, you name it.
This ability might’ve come at the perfect time however as strange things begin happening in town, and Micro will need all the help he can possibly get to develop his Skills if he wants to hold his own against dragons, vampires, and his own teenage boy desires.
...ok that last one might actually be more of a challenge with the Game
Inspired by the Gamer Manhwa (Basically Korean manga)
After being surrounded by mares for way too long, Jason decides it's about time he made some stallion friends. Going to a stallion bar might have been a bad way of going about it. (RGRE)
After being surrounded by mares for way too long, Jason decides it's about time he made some stallion friends.
Going to a stallion bar might have been a bad way of going about it. Or not.
A concept I really wanted to explore but couldn't think of a way to include in the main story of Staying Put. Completely standalone (and without sex!) so feel free to enjoy it even if you wouldn't touch the original story with a ten foot pole. Rated M only for swearing in the chapter title.
When Equestrian help is required in the world of Canterlot High, but Princess Twilight isn't responding to the journal, five girls cross over to find her.
Sunset's in trouble and we need Princess Twilight's help. We've been calling her with Sunset's magic journal since yesterday but there's been no reply.
Looks like we're going to have to go through the portal and find her ourselves.
After all, it's a magical land of cute, colorful ponies. This should be easy.
Right?
Sex tag exists for jokes relating to nudity and innuendo.
Main story is complete as of chapter 41, but I'm adding a series of epilogues for fun (3 are remaining)
Lyra screws up a spell. Yes, Lyra. Things go wrong as she summons a horrible monster.
Finally wanting to prove that her life-long belief in humans is valid, Lyra tries to summon one. It all goes horribly wrong when she ineptly summons a creature that cannot speak Equish, and scares the crap out of ponies. He instead escapes into the Everfree Forest to live among the other monsters there.
