MLP: FiMSexRomanceHumanLyraOther
After a week of Lyra's absence you've let yourself devolve back into disgusting singlehood - but when Lyra arrives home without notice, you're treated to a reminder of just how much she loves you, despite - or perhaps because of - your conduct while she's been gone.
Anon is tired of being a virgin. It causes him endless guilt and the need to get shit done. So he finally leaves his room and tries his luck at a bar. There, he meets the mare Lyra Heartstrings, recently broken up by a stallion. Can she give Anon advice on getting a mare? Will the two end up getting together?
Or will he fuck shit up like he normally does?
Coverart by Chigusa
MLP: FiMSexAdventureComedyHumanAlt. UniverseTrixieSpitfireLyraMain 6Sunset Shimmer
"Ponykind must have run out of colours when they finally got to this pony. Everything from his mane to his ass was all seven colours of gloom and doom. He was so dark and brooding he probably ate glittery emos and shat vampire bats.” - Quote of the Week
1000 years the ponies have prayed for a saviour to deliver them, whether it was their long lost sun goddess Celestia, or even Nightmare Moon, maybe even the chaos lord Discord, anypony! After suffering under the yoke of a tyrant god for so long, they decided any saviour will do, even a dark demonic overlord. One unicorn sorceress finally decides to take matters into her own hooves. She sets out to the frozen ruins of a long lost Empire in the Crystal Mountains bearing a grand sacrifice of 1000 ponies in an attempt to summon the dark demonic overlord of the Crystal Empire.
When the dark ritual turned up a blank, the universe decides to shuffle in the next best thing. Will he rise up to the expectations of his newfound flock? He'd better, and quickly, for the tyrant god's inquisition is out to get him and the 1000 'blasphemers' involved in his summoning. With a nation to build and an evil tyrant god to fight, never has there been a taller order to fill. But it's alright, he's a dark demonic overlord, right? He quickly finds that with some smokes and mirrors and the help of 1000 very magical ponies, anyone can look the part, even an entirely magic-inert pizza delivery dude.
Now a long-haul fic! Many thanks to everyone who convinced me to make this a reality!
Many many thanks to the Editing team, Dumbgamer99, Not A Hat, and Brad The Brony. Be sure to thank them by checking out their pages!
Our lovable number one overdude assistant, Crystal Heart, now has a musical theme, aptly titled 'Dual Core A.I.', kindly provided by AdmiralTigerclaw! Epic now comes in an entirely new flavour! Many thanks!
Somebody kindly messaged me and told me I should announce here that the story was featured from 27 - 30th of April. I completely missed that but many thanks for making that possible, everyone!
Cover Art: Placeholder drawn by me. Will be a background for a full cover at some point.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceAdventureComedyRandomHumanCelestiaLunaLyraOtherMain 6
The world is stark raving mad and these color schemes are going to make me rip out my own eyeballs.
Oh, Excuse me. My name is Killian Cormac. I'm a bartender, designer, and beard enthusiast. Well I was until a hole in some god damned tree poured my sorry Irish ass into this world of vomit inducing colors and inhabitants so damned frustrating I might just yank my beard right out.
Well since I'm stuck here might as well see what kind of hell I can raise.
UPDATE/EDIT: I don't want people to look at this story and expect a one shot clopfic read. I fully intend to make this a story of progression, love, and finding oneself just with a lot more humor than other stories like it. I hope my readers will enjoy a drawn out romance story with a true sense of discovery and though I do promise raunchy situations I don't want people to have the wrong idea.
NON SEXY SPOILER: First story in a long time, written by myself (Naturally) using events from my own life and the progression from being a scraggly nerd to a bearded outdoorsman dynamo with an unhealthy obsession for Celestias Sweet Musk and pastel colored ponies.
SEXY SPOILER: Features hot hairy irishman on pony action containing, but not limited to: Cunnilingus, Spanking, Drunken Makeouts, Flank Groping, Melodrama, Slow Sensual Lovemaking, and the misinterpretation of the word "Horse"
Don't forget to SMASH that like button if you enjoyed.
MLP: FiMSexFetishComedyRandomPornTwilightLyraZephyr BreezeAnon
Anon, after being turned into a pint-sized pony and binging on her hedonistic tendencies, decides to go to a doctor (or would it be veterinarian?) for a checkup. She learns a few interesting facts about herself, had a bit of a tantrum, is thrown out, then runs into Lyra. Things get weird, which is saying something, and then go completely off the rails. Will our awkward little horse intrepid hero ever get a moment's rest?!? Tune in and find out!!!
Kinks Include: Female on Female, Some Oral, Sex Toys (Don't Ask), Sensual Sorcery, Screwing One's Self Over (Again, Don't Ask), Cataclysmic Climaxes, Unexpected Interruptions, and a Myriad of Misadventures!!!
Artwork by Dankflank
MLP: FiMAdventureHumanLyraBon-BonOC
If you could choose, would you rather live forever and stay ignorant, or would you like to see eternity even if it means your death?
An innocent question causes Angelo Gordon to doubt, what should have been the culmination of his lifework. A fit of Thanatophobia later, and he finds himself in a strange world that seems to defy everything he ever learned, and suddenly existentialistic terror is the least of his worries, as he struggles for bare survival.
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Special thanks to Mr.Joshy for proofreading.
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyHumanCelestiaLunaOCMain 6CMCs
Chris and Keon are two zoology majors that get separated from their class after following what Chris believed to be an undiscovered species of bird, during a trip into the Amazon rainforest.
Finding themselves stuck in a pit, they discover an ancient ruin adorned with murals and statues of what they believed to be ponies. They soon realize that the bird in question was the orchestrator of their fate, as they’re brought to what they are certain is their deaths.
Waking up, they are not only separated from each other, but in a new land entirely. Will they take this opportunity to learn about creatures only ever seen in legend, or will they be too busy being studied themselves?
Rated teen for sexual themes, crude humor, mild drug use.
(Edited by DF)
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeSecond PersonHumanTwilightOtherStarlight Glimmer
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration. 
Cover art by ElementOfFaith
MLP: FiMSexComedySecond PersonHumanTwilightRarityTrixieLyraAnon
Horns are a dangerous weapon. You can't just wave it around and use it willy-nilly. You need to be careful. You must use your horn safely. Anon goes on a journey to ensure that horns in Ponyville are properly protected.
Written for The Barcast
This story is contained in my book "Dash Tries to Win Your Heart and Other Short Pony Stories"
If you have interest in purchasing this non-profit book, check out my online store at this link: https://www.lulu.com/search?adult_audience_rating=00&q=flutterpriest
MLP: FiMRomanceAdventureComedyHumanLyraBon-BonOtherAnon
Lyra, a simple pony with simple dreams. Dreams involving aliens, that is. Her fascination with them even got her a job dealing with them, though no one takes it seriously. Lyra hopes to one day be able to meet one, she just needs to believe.
In comes a human, whom mysteriously gets transported to Equestria. It's up to Lyra to show the alien the ways of her people! The power of friendship, magic, and hugs await her on this strange adventure.
MLP: FiMRandomHumanLyraBon-BonOther
Sometimes a perfectly good Thursday afternoon is ruined by an otherworldly suitor. Sometimes that suitor is egged on by the love of your life. Bonbon has gotten used to it.
Unfortunately.
Artist is slypon.
MLP: FiMSexComedySlice of LifeHumanTwilightChrysalisSpa PoniesAnon
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time) the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
MLP: FiMAdventureComedySlice of LifeHumanLyraBon-Bon
Humans.
Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?
No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishProfanityDarkSlice of LifePornHumanLyraBon-BonAnon
Bon Bon and Lyra are happily married. They both own a wonderful home, work their dream jobs and feel nothing but love for one another. The dynamic between them was perfect... until they took Equestria's latest addition into their home. Bon Bon saw the human as an intruder, forced upon her by Lyra's fascination and good-spirited nature. Still, she tolerates him, if only for her wife's sake; telling herself every day that he'll be out of her mane eventually. Lyra meanwhile seems him as a friend. A strange-looking but overall kindly alien who just happens to live in their home, nothing more, nothing less...
Although one day, she sees that he is more.
So much more.
Image code from Derpi
1572552
Artist: coinpo
Tags: Lesbian sex, cunnilingus and strap-ons. Human supremacy/domination, very large endowment, cock worship, deepthroat, very large cumshots, hardcore sex, orientation play (lesbian-to-straight), power-of-big-dick and implied impregnation. Cuckquean, non-con, betrayal, assisted blowjob, face fucking, forced vaginal penetration, cervix penetration, mind break.
THIS WAS A COMMISSION
Thank you massively to Exuno for not only commissioning this work but also encouraging me every step of the way. And additionally, Deergenerate cannot be forgotten for his contribution. If it were not for his help here and there throughout, this story might have come out even later. So thank you.
Featured 12/04/20
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyDramaHumanAlt. UniverseLunaLyraBon-BonOtherMain 6
20-year-old Ryan Burbank is living with his girlfriend in their woodland home when he is struck by a mysterious infection seemingly out of nowhere. To everyone's horror, his sickness spreads quickly throughout his body, shutting him down one piece at a time. The doctors are at a loss of what to do about this new form of bacteria. Ryan and his loved ones choose to keep fighting until either a cure can be discovered...or the pain becomes too much.
At the height of his suffering, he discovers a happy little show while watching television in his hospital room. The bright colors and happy attitudes of the cartoon equines provide him with a much-needed escape from the daily pain of being killed from the inside.
Eventually, the pain becomes too much and he decides it would be better to go out surrounded by his family, in the embrace of those who kept him company throughout his short life. Just as he starts to fade, his eyes wander to the screen of the hospital room television and the cartoon ponies who adorn it. Something strange begins to occur...almost like the screen is pulling him in. Tunnel vision, maybe?
No, that can't be it...why can he hear his name being called by a very familiar voice? And why is she...crying? Who is this crying, familiar voice and why does she seem to know him?
SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS
Rated "Teen" for language and the "Sex" tag is for all of the sexual humor and suggestive situations. If I decide to up the suggestive stuff in the future, I'll change the tags and rating to fit that change.
Cover by enamis.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceSlice of LifeHumanLyraBon-BonOCBerry PunchOther
Lyra has been happily dating her human coltfriend for a little while now and wants to start a herd with him and her best friend, Bon Bon. The only problem is, Bon Bon doesn’t want to be a part of a herd with the human. Bon Bon loves Lyra with all her heart, but she just can’t seem to relax and open up around the scary bipedal creature.
This won't stop Lyra. She knows that if Bon Bon would just give her coltfriend a chance and accept him for who he is, then she too will find love with him. She knows it in her heart to be true and once Bon Bon can accept her feelings for Chris, then they will become a happy family together. It would all work out perfectly in the end… Right?
Lyra's Confession - eBook Pack
Bon Bon's Acceptance - eBook Pack
Fan Art!:
Lyra, Bonny, and Chris By, Pen Mightier
Bonny and Scary By, Vito
Lyra, Bonny, Chris and Scary By, Ciabatta
Lyra and Scary By, G-haze
Scary! By, PhucknuckL
Scary and Bon Bon having some Halloween fun! By, PhucknuckL
Edited and proofread By:
My buddy, Mephistokiller
The brilliant, JeremyStorm
The amazing, Alcatraz
The lovely couple, Laven_Eclipse, Eppie Genetic
The biker, BikerPon3
The cuddly, Ven Rose
And the awesome, The Great Reader
Cover art by, Me
Contains: Adorable relationship shenanigans, cute cuddle sessions, and clop. All the clop scene will be sectioned off into its own chapter and will be optional. If you just want to read a romance story without the sexytime, then that option will be easily available to you, but if you do skip it then you will be missing out on some adorable cuddles. 
MLP: FiMSexNon-conFetishComedyRandomPornSecond PersonLyraBerry PunchFancypantsOtherAnon
You've always wondered why ponies don't like you touching their noses. Maybe they just think it's weird, or that's a social faux pas in Equestria. But one day, you just can't help it anymore, and you go in for a Boop. What happens next is unexpected... and actually kinda hot!
WARNING: Contains unwilling female (and male) ejaculation and nonconsensual nose boops. And yes, the grammatical error in the title is intentional.
Professional quality reading by Scarlett Blade HERE!
YOU CAN HEAR FLUTTERPRIEST AND ANONPENCIL DO A LIVE READING OF IT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FNVED6lMDI&t=1s
(please note, I am sick and have cold medicine in my system during this reading)
Cover art by trickydick
MLP: FiMSexNarcoticsProfanityRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanAlt. UniverseBig MacLyraOtherMain 6Anon
You are Anonymous, a twenty something year old who one day awoke to find himself in a world filled with colorful talking ponies (and some other humans too) for some reason.
But that's not important; what's important to you are your bros, Big Mac and Lyra, who have been there for you like true compadres ever since you showed up in Ponyville.
Now, you and your friends take on anything that Equestria can throw at you, with the help of a few friends, hot mares and loads of booze.
Collaborators: Hideo Kojima, Broseph Stalin, Nehem.
Editors: Semper Fidelis
MLP: FiMDramaRandomSci-FiSlice of LifeHumanAlt. UniverseLyraBon-Bon
Lyra Heartstrings has always known that humans exist, even if none of the other ponies in her life have ever appreciated that fact. But aside from a few enigmatic ancient prophecies and a popular fantasy series, there haven't ever really been any authoritative sources on what humans were really like. Years of discouragement begin to take their toll on Lyra's faith in the strange and wondrous beings with their strange limbs and ways of sitting.
Until one day, when Lyra finds a strange device on the ground outside Ponyville, and it starts talking to her with short messages printed on its tiny screen. So instead of search for the device's proper owner, Lyra takes it home, hoping for the chance to talk to a real human.
Takes place ostensibly in the universe of My Little Apprentice, though very little connection with that story is expected. Familiarity with that story and its sequel are neither expected nor required.
MLP: FiMAdventureHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightCelestiaLunaTrixieLyra
After an argument with Luna, Celestia realizes that she is the only creature in Equestria who cannot sleep in. She enlists Twilight to help, and the two of them come up with a spell that will allow her to spend the night on a different world. Unfortunately, all their research failed to reveal that the world they sought was populated. Now, the Princess must decide whether to continue with contact, or destroy the only non-Equestrian witness to their existence.
Cover art is called "Sleeping Celestia" by Briskby
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