Mistaking Rat poison for a can of sugar in the morning does seem to be the recipe in proving the multiverse theory, magic and the existence of wanna be Care Bear copy cats in horse form. Also I am now one of them too. Octavia where is my coffee?
This is a spin off story from "A Zebrica for a Human"
Who knew that the existence of the multiverse can be proven by mistaking a Can of Rat Poison for a Can of sugar? I know right and apparently the afterlife is also filled with a copy cat version of the Care Bears in horse forms.
Either way here I am, being one of them, and somehow living a much more luxurious life compared to my previous one, thanks to some racist issues my new "DAD" has to deal with regarding his family and some Nobles. Not just that, but apparently these two dickheads (which I am as well) have a daughter the same age as me too, who is "Not" a dickhead.
So does this mean that we now considered siblings or just roommates?
Anyway, having to go through puberty a second time should be...interesting regarding the fact that I am now a colorful cartoon pony with woodoo hoodoo powers. Darn, this is going to get awkward multiple times I am sure of it.
Octavia, can you please get me some Coffee because I am going to be needed lots of it. What...? Yes of course I am old enough to have coffee, don't listen to what your parents are telling you...and no you can not borrow my tablet to listen to some of my Retro stuff either. I was going to do that first.
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Your friend Vinyl hooks you up with Octavia. Lewd shenanigans ensue.
Your friend Vinyl Scratch drags you out of your apartment and forces you to attend a show that she just knows you're going to love. With nothing else better to do you give in and boy are you glad you did.
While tending to the VIP meet-and-greet at one of Octavia's shows, Sign discovers something rather interesting about the musician...
Sign thought she'd been lucky enough to score some work at one of Octavia's performances, but her day had just kept getting better and better! She'd been asked to tend to a selective VIP event, after initially doing some advertising out front, once the show was concluded. Tending to the clamoring fans, trying to make herself useful, she finds out that the musical idol has a different instrument at her disposal...
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One stormy evening in 1825, Ludwig van Beethoven was followed by a mysterious shadow and transported into Equestria.
It was 1825, and it's been a year since Ludwig van Beethoven had premiered his Ninth Symphony. One evening as he did his daily walks in the Austrian countryside, a surprise storm forced the composer back into his cheap, rented room. Where a mysterious shadow whisked him away to Equestria, taking everything, including his music along with him.
Holding Ludwig captive against his will, the shadow tells him that if he ever hopes to see all he knows and loves in Vienna, he would have to give him something in exchange. Something priceless that only he could give. The shadow demands that he'll give Beethoven one year to compose his Tenth Symphony, or give up all hope that he will ever return home.
Please keep in mind, this story is partly edited. Only between chapters, 54 to 61 is edited by Circut Breaker.
Music for this fic are, in chronological order: - Piano Sonata No. 14 (Moonlight Sonata) 3rd Movement. - Bagatelle in F minor. - Piano Sonata No. 8 in C minor Op. 13 "Pathetique" 2nd Movement. - Für Elise. - Rondò alla ungherese, quasi un capriccio Op. 129 "Rage Over a Lost Penny". - "Music to My Ears" by DJ PON-3. - Concert Etude #4 for solo cello by Bukinik. - Cello Sonata in A Op.69: Allegro, ma non tanto, 1st Movement. - "The Old Grey Mare" Variations in the style of Beethoven. Improvised by Richard Grayson. - Salve Regina (Cello solo, arranged from the Gregorian Chant by Tomoyan). - Symphony No. 1, 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 1, 4th Movement. - Symphony No. 2, 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 2, 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 2, 4th Movement. - Piano Sonata No. 17 "Tempest," 3rd Movement. - Symphony No. 3, 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 3, 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 3, 3rd Movement. - Symphony No. 3, 4th Movement. - Piano Sonata No. 14 (Moonlight Sonata) 1st Movement. - String Quartet op. 135 (Lento assai, cantante e tranquillo). - Nocturne No. 20 in C# minor by Chopin. - Piano Concerto No. 4 in G Major, Op. 58. - Symphony No. 4, 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 4, 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 4, 4th Movement. - String Quartet No. 13 in B-Flat Major, Op. 130: II. Presto - Beethoven - Rondo a Capriccio REMIX by TPRMX - String Quartet No. 14 in C# minor, Op131. Allegro (7th Movement) - Piano Sonata No. 29 "Hammerklavier," Op. 106: 5th Movement - The Spectacle (Razzle Dazzle) from season 5, episode 24. - Symphony No. 5 in C minor. - Piano Sonata No. 1, Ops 2. 2nd Movement (Adagio) - String Quartet no. 15 op. 132. 3rd Movement: Molto Adagio. - Nocturne in Eb Major. Op. 9 No. 2 by Chopin - String Quartet in B-flat major, Op. 130. 5th Movement: Cavatina - "The Swan," for violin and piano by Saint-Saens. - Symphony No. 6, 1st Movement - Symphony No. 6, 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 6, 3/4/5 Movements. - Turkish March, from "The Ruins of Athens," arranged for solo piano. - Violin Sonata No. 9 (Kreutzer), 1st Movement. - "Mark Yonder Pomp of Costly Fashion," arranged by Beethoven. - Violin Concerto In A Minor, 1st Movement by Vivaldi. - Native American Music & Chants by Phil Thornton. - "Oyate Miye" (War Song) by The Native Tribes United. - "Lakota Lullaby" by Robert "Tree" Cody. - Auld Lang Syne by Beethoven. - Cello Sonata in D Major No. 5, Adagio. - Piano Trio No. 3 in C minor Op. 1 No. 3: IV. Finale (Prestissimo). - Violin Romance No 1, Op. 40. - Egmont Overture. - Symphony No. 7: 1st Movement - Symphony No. 7: 2nd Movement. - String Quartet: Große Fuge, op. 133 - Missa Solemnis: Kyrie (excerpt). - Missa Solemnis: Gloria in excelsis Deo - Missa Solemnis: Gloria; In gloria Dei Patris - Missa Solemnis: Credo; Et incarnatus est - Missa Solemnis: Credo; et vitam venturi sæculi - Missa Solemnis: Sanctus; Benedictus - Piano Concerto No.6 in B flat, K.238. 2nd Movement: Andante un poco adagio by Mozart. - Choral Fantasy for Piano, Orchestra and Choir. - Coriolan Overture - Symphony No. 8: 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 8: 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 8: 4th Movement. - In fourore iustissimae irae, RV 626. By Vivaldi. - Symphony No. 9: 1st Movement. - Symphony No. 9: 2nd Movement. - Symphony No. 9: 3rd Movement. - Symphony No. 9: 4th Movement (Ode to Joy). - Piano Concerto No. 1, 2nd Movement: Largo, Romance by Chopin. - Piano Concerto No. 5, "The Emperor" - Bagatelle No. 3. Op. 126. - Reconstructed Largo from Oboe Concerto in F Major (Hess 12) - Symphony No. 10, Unfinished (Reconstructed by Barry Cooper) - Beethoven's Last Thoughts (reconstruction from the sketches of Ludwig van Beethoven)
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.
You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.
Things go downhill fast.
And she's just your first visitor.
Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors. Do you want to join? Click here!
After saving her life, Octavia repays her human bodyguard with a night of debauchery.
Michael Braddock works for a security agency tasked with protecting Octavia while she's on a world tour across Earth, spreading classical Equestrian music in order to increase friendly relations between the two worlds.
Despite her being a pony from another world, and him being one of her many bodyguards, Michael is attracted to Octavia; her elegance, charm, and very shapely backside has captivated him for months and she has caught him looking on a few occasions. The two would share a laugh and even flirt back and forth a few times, and when they'd be alone, she would often exaggerated her movements in an attempt to tease him.
But, even with all the joking and teasing, they've kept their relationship professional...that was until Michael saved her life from a crazed gunman...
Now what better way is there than for Octavia to thank her savior by rewarding him with a night of debauchery?
Hard on dough and looking to get a coltfriend before Estrus, what's a pair of struggling musicians to do? Date an alien. It's really the only logical option. (RGRE)
A spacefaring Human Dominion has made contact with the ponies of Equestria, ushering in a new age of science, trade, and friendship. This does not stop Equestrian mares from lewding their new guests.
After a bad breakup, Vinyl has finally convinced Octavia to get back in the game. That was the easy part. The hard part? Convincing her that dating an alien is normal and completely justifiable. Luckily, nothing could go wrong with having a giant, bipedal, carnivorous space-ape for a coltfriend.
RGRE and Sci-Fi (though not prominantly enough to warrent the tag, imo) Cover art by BGF
You have been in Equestria for sometime now, and even though most hate you, you find peace with the princess. Until Celestia proposes something you must refuse.
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A/N Hi guys, this is just a short story I wrote in about an hour, HOPE YOU ENJOY! (I'd like to thank everyone who likes this, thanks for getting it featured)
You have lived in Equestria for some time now, around five or so years. You never meant to come here it just kinda happened. The first few months were a living hell for you, you were attacked because most thought you were a monster. This continued until you were captured by the Royal Guard and brought to meet Celestia and Luna. You explained your situation and over time you became friends, but that didn't stop the fact that you were ridiculed and attacked whenever you left the castle, and so in time you became content with staying within the confines of the castle. But one day guards showed up to your room and put you in chains...
Princess Celestia has a stern talk about sexual awareness, tact, and the misguided notion of her virginity.
Displeased at the chaos that their lack of basic sexual education has caused, Princess Celestia teleports Spike, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle to her throne room to have a few words.
Unfortunately, Twilight manages to derail the conversation with something she sees as being of far greater importance.
Warning! Contains suggestive topic references of sexual nature.
Octavia Melody has always been a different kind of pony, but when she goes to college, she finds that she has plenty of opportunities to exploit her natural talents.
College can be stressful, and Canterlot University is no exception. Between pursuing a Master's and trying to get by, it's more than a challenge for anypony. Octavia though has never let a challenge get in her way before and is determined to overcome the odds, no matter what.
Alternate description: When college fucks you over, you fuck it right back.
Contains: Futanari, Massive Girl Dick,excessive cum,lactophilia, BDSM, and now with lesbians! Cover Art: Dozer
UPDATE Featured on: March 25, 2019. I am so grateful and honored. Thank you all!
And a special thanks to Archemios who has been such a huge inspiration and help during this entire process. Thank you sincerely, from the bottom of my heart.
Human gets turned into pony. Then organized crime gets involved.
The local crime syndicate sees Miller's lack of ID as an advantage. Before too long, our poor former human is eyeball-deep in the scum of Canterlot. Forget going home - the challenge is trying to stay one step ahead of police, criminals, and a pair of persistent mares.
When Equestrian help is required in the world of Canterlot High, but Princess Twilight isn't responding to the journal, five girls cross over to find her.
Sunset's in trouble and we need Princess Twilight's help. We've been calling her with Sunset's magic journal since yesterday but there's been no reply.
Looks like we're going to have to go through the portal and find her ourselves.
After all, it's a magical land of cute, colorful ponies. This should be easy.
Right?
Sex tag exists for jokes relating to nudity and innuendo.
Main story is complete as of chapter 41, but I'm adding a series of epilogues for fun (3 are remaining)
Equestria's only human decides to invite his two musically-inclined neighbors over to watch a movie. The popcorn's ready, the TV's warmed up, and he's picked a classic. Surely this 'movie and chill' won't spiral into something debauched, right?
Martin has been living in Equestria for over a year now. He's gotten to know the residents of Ponyville pretty well during that time, particularly his neighbors: the musically gifted Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody.
As a fun new activity, Martin decides to invite his neighbors over for a movie night. What better way was there to share cool parts of human culture while chilling out with his equine friends? Since he knows that Octavia is so 'into' classical music, he decides to put on the classic film Amadeus.
Little does he know that the resulting boredom the film will inspire in Vinyl (who's more into electronic music), and the resulting heavy excitement of Octavia will have wild effects that will push all the boundaries of human-pony friendship into new, wet, territory.
This story is a submission to the writing group Movie Night which is a collaborative effort that looks to engage as many people, be they writers or not, to try their hand at writing about their favorite ponies and movies! Go give it a look and add your story to the club!
You are a cartoonist who brings never-before-seen art, and she's an amazing cellist who makes music. Two fields dominated by unicorns, but you two are doing just fine.
You were a cartoonist on Earth, but since everyone in Equestria is a cartoon your pictures are pretty life-like. Opening up an art gallery in Canterlot, you take the train and meet a mare who is just like you. She's a musician who plays an instrument only reserved for unicorns.
It seems that both of you don't require any magic.
No obscure fetishes, slight domination. Human on mare sex.
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This is one of the best fics I've read in a long time. The detailing was fantastic and the way you wrote Octavia was incredible. Have a thumbs up and a fave. - heartbrokenpariah
Being a unicorn interpreter isn't easy. What's more, you have to be a virgin.
Being a unicorn interpreter isn't easy. The hours are crazy, the pressure is nerve-racking, you have no idea what job you'll be called for... and you have to be a virgin, or you'll never be able to understand them.
In Vinyl's eyes, it isn't Hearth's Warming Eve without a little unruly upset and a huge argument, and she really wants to experience hatefucking. Time to piss off Octavia.
In Vinyl's eyes, it isn't Hearth's Warming Eve without a little unruly upset and a huge argument, and she really wants to experience hatefucking.
Time to piss off Octavia, it seems.
Merry Christmas! I really wanted to capture the holiday spirit with this one, let me know how I did.
Pulled into a strange world, meeting fantasy creatures, and stuck in stone. Isn't life grand...
Pulled into a strange world where myth and legends are real. Unable to communicate to the native creatures here, or even able to move for that matter... How is a human supposed to adapt to this strange world, or even manage to keep his sanity when he is encased in stone.
Hi, the name's Maurice, and I happened to be unlucky enough to get transported to a world which is inhabited by aliens that suspiciously resemble colorful horses from my world...
Anyway, with the knowledge that I'm gonna be stuck here for either a long time or possibly forever, I'm given no choice but to live and interact amongst the natives.
Now I live with two roommates, both mares; one who's practically a free-spirited party girl who works nights as a DJ, while the other is a cellist who has a more refined, calmer nature...aaand may or may not have ties to the Equestrian mafia...
Will I be able to have a normal--well, 'normal' by this world's definition--life in this strange new world?
