A commission for user Yakopak, wherein Rainbow Dash and the newly displaced resident human share a chill bro moment over some wholesome family-friendly hallucinogenic drugs.
Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan can be listened to Here!
Rainbow crashes through someone’s skylight, and she is in for some bigger consequences then a bill in the mail.
One minute Rainbow was flying through the sky without a care in the world, there was a flash, sudden disorientation and before she knew which way was up she was breaking through someone’s window. She is in for some bigger consequences then a bill in the mail.
1st March 2020: Polished it up a bit, paragraphs are more organised instead of random new lines for no reason.
Rainbow Dash's need to impress Spike leads to a situation of life or death, which he saves her from—causing the dragon to nearly die for her mistake. Still alive but horribly injured, he can hardly wash himself. She helps. Then she jacks him off.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
After Twilight and her friends rediscover Starswirl’s last spell in the ruins of Golden Oaks Library Rainbow Dash asks, ‘why can’t we all become alicorns?’ Now Ponyville is host to five brand new alicorns and the girls have everything they could ever want; magic, flight, power, influence and all of Equestria wide-open before them... but being a Princess is far more than just having wings and a horn.
A story about a young pegasus' love for a strange creature from a far-away land, and the conflict to win over his affection... by any means necessary.
You are Scootaloo, and you've just graduated Cheerilee's class. A full-grown pegasus, your whole life ahead of you...
...Then your life is thrown upside-down after an almost fateful encounter with a strange new creature.
Originally requested as a one-shot, "Alone" puts you into the shifting perspectives of Scootaloo, a young mare, and the perspectives of Anonymous, a human that has lived in Ponyville for many years now. As the story continues, the feelings of affection one has for another will intensify to a breaking point, and will push them to win the other's affection... by any means necessary.
(A Scootaloo x Anon one-shot that was requested to me by an anonymous user.)
Seven years before Twilight Sparkle, a curious creature arrives in Ponyville. How will they react to each other and this strange new world?
Set seven years before the events of the fateful Summer Sun Celebration, life moves forward in quiet* Ponyville as it always has. Applejack wants a stallion to work on the farm. Rarity wants a stallion to work at Carousel Boutique. Rainbow Dash wants nothing to do with stallions at all. When a curious creature arrives in Ponyville, will any of them be able to get what they want?
* - Being next to the Everfree Forest means life in Ponyville is almost never actually quiet.
For Doug, however, unexpectedly arriving in a mystical new land brings its own set of challenges. How will he react and survive, much less thrive, in this strange new world? Will he be able to return home, much less want to?
Rated Mature for explicit sex scenes between human and pony, but not primarily a clop-fic. Chapters with said scenes will be marked with an *. Expect lots of slice of life and world building.
A rework, from the ground up, of AB: Year One. It will tie in to the remainder of the series, though minor points might not line up perfectly; it isn't married to any particular incident. If you read that series and the later installments you know where the story will end up, but the route to get there will be decidedly less smooth. If you read the previous version, let me know what you think about the changes; comments and suggestions are always welcome!
Along with a hundred or so other humans, Amaya finds herself living in Equestria. She was fresh out of college, ready to face the world as a masseuse. However, she has to ask herself, does she want to give up going home for massaging ponies?
Along with a hundred or so other humans, Amaya finds herself living in Equestria. She was fresh out of college, ready to face the world as a masseuse. However, she has to ask herself, does she want to give up going home for massaging ponies for the rest of her life?
Sure, she has found many friends in Equestria, and even managed to have a home that she owns in Ponyville. As a career driven woman, she doesn't want to put in the effort, only to start over back home. Which is also a dilemma, because she just may never have that choice.
Rainbow Dash returns home to live with her parents and spends quality time with her dad.
Rainbow Dash returns home to live with her parents since her work has placed her in Cloudsdale for a whole year. Both of her parents are ecstatic to have their little Dashie back home with them, but nopony is more excited than her father, Bow Hothoof. He deeply missed their father and daughter ‘bonding time’ and part of him wishes they could relive some of those ‘special’ moments. Sadly, he knew that time had come and gone, especially with her new career ahead of her. He wasn’t going to get in the way of that. Rainbow Dash was her own mare now. She was beautiful, young and in her prime. She didn't need somepony like him slowing her down. He loved his daughter deeply and he knew she loved him, but she would never have the time for her old washed up father these days. Or would she?
Contains: Some light lovey-dovey romance cheese, as well as some... Incest, vaginal, large insertion, oral, orgasm denial, excessive cum, cum inflation, belly bulge, cervical penetration, impregnation and umm... that's about it.
Rainbow Dash and her girlfriend, Twilight Sparkle, go to the beach. All sorts of kinky, and exceptionally lewd, things go down, much to Dash's chagrin...
Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle have been an item for quite a while. While they are content with one another, spending most of their time together, Dash does end up on the receiving end of a fair number of Twilight's...experiments. Yes, the Princess of Friendship does occasionally toy with her lover, in more ways than one, but it's all in good fun. As a matter of fact, she's been planning something special for her paramour, on their trip to the beach...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Alchemically Altered Lotion, Macro, Dual Dongs, Rough Sex, Extreme Size Difference, Sex Through Clothes, Vaginal, Double Penetration, Cum Inflation, Body Modification, an Olympic Sized Pool's Worth of Jizm
This was a trade with my buddy Elzzombie. Go follow him on Twitter (elz_zombie). He did the art and makes tons of cool stuff!
Rainbow Dash made Anon promise not to hit on her Mom Windy Whistles during their visit to Cloudsdale. Unfortunately, Anon can't help himself and ends up banging RD's spectacularly hot mom.
Made as a short comment-fic to accompany a picture by ShoutingisFun.
Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time)the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
Since Anonymous has arrived in Equestria, he’s made little effort in forming friendships in the land most representative of it. Through his abrasiveness and social isolation, he has actively avoided public gatherings, parties, and even simple conversations. Thus, Celestia decides to take on the teaching role once more and show Anonymous how magical friendship can be.
After the poison joke incident with Zecora, RD finds herself interested in a new kind of kink...
A while after the poison joke incident with Zecora in the Everfree, Rainbow Dash just can't get the experience out of her head. Not her wing problems, but after having a mouthful of Applejack she just can't shake the ache to try it all again. With a brilliant plan already in motion Dash heads to Zecoras place for one more ingredient...
A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.
Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.
These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.
Rarity has to take a trip to Ponyville Police Station to bail out a friend.
Apparently some of Rarity's friends aren't as squeaky clean as she thought.
Haven't been able to get much writing in recently so I'm doing a few one shots to warm back up. Done in using TMP prompts minus the time limit. Done in one sitting though, took about an hour an ten minutes.
Prompt used: Prompt #7: “Dare To Be Stupid”
The circumstances leading to, following, or surrounding somepony uttering the question, “How could Twilight Sparkle be so stupid?”
