MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedySlice of LifeRainbow DashScootalooNurse Redheart
Some ponies try to use a banana or cucumber to take care of their more, well, private needs, when a lover isn't available. Rainbow Dash is determined to push the boundaries of the usual assortment of fruit, much to Scootaloo's horror.
For Rainbow Dash, Daring Do was only the beginning.
MLP: FiMAdventureComedyRandomHumanAlt. UniverseCelestiaLunaOCMain 6CMCs
A young human called Alex is transported to Equestria without knowing how or why. After being discovered by Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike in the Everfree Forest, Alex soon learns that he is a very special case.
He now finds himself running for his life as everypony is out to get him.
Will Alex escape this ponified nightmare, or will he find himself as a prized catch?
This story was inspired by 'We will Catch You if we Can' by proto-alpha.
MLP: FiMEquestria GirlsSexProfanityRomanceComedyRandomRainbow DashApplejackRarityApplejack (EqG)Rainbow Dash (EqG)
The Mirror Portal is a mysterious device, capable of bridging gaps between worlds and allowing access between them. It's one of the most powerful creations of magic known to equinity, and nobody knows what might cause it to falter and smash the two worlds together like a poorly built Newton's Cradle.
So naturally two bullheads figure out how to exploit it.
Sex tag for occasional reference. Massive Thank You to Casketbase77 for proofreading and making a few suggestions, on top of generally being a great guy.
Written for the 6th Appledash contest.
01/04/20 got on the trending box or w/e it's called. No longer trust said little box.
02/05/20 200 likes. Y'all realize this is a bad story, right? Those likes are ironic?
MLP: FiMViolenceComedyRainbow DashApplejackStrawberry Sunrise
A brief recollection of the series of events which took place before and after Applejack smacked Strawberry Sunrise upside the head with a stool.
SEQUEL: Strawbe-Retract This
READINGS: Get Strawbe-Wrecked | Strawbe-Rematch and Strawbe-Retract This
MLP: FiMSexRomanceTwilightRainbow Dash
Two days ago Rainbow Dash lost a bet. She bet Twilight that the ‘stuck up princess’ couldn’t be bad for a day. When—quite unexpectedly—the princess rose to the challenge, Rainbow found herself on the losing end.
She’d thought that Twilight would have her play the goody-four-hooves, that she’d have to change, to be good. But Twilight found herself enjoying this newfound freedom. And Rainbow, well… she’s finding enjoyment in things she’d never even considered before. Her fears did indeed come to pass, Twilight had her being good, just in ways she’d never thought she would be.
A bet’s a bet, right?
Artwork commissioned by Captainpudgemuffin
MLP: FiMAdventureSci-FiHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow DashOCCMCsChangelings
It's been a handful of years since Twilight came into her own as a Princess of Equestria, a few years spent in peace and harmony without so much as an angry spirit or clandestine invasion to take away from the tranquility of Equestrian life. Unprecedented developments in the technological and thaumaturgical sciences seem to be preparation for something, though nopony realizes what that something might be.
Nopony except the Princesses, who have not failed to see the signs of impending disaster that began with the mass kidnappings just following the Summer Sun Celebration. When all their preparations are turned upside down, can an alliance with the mysterious Precursors turn the tides of the most devastating war in Equestrian history, while there is still anything left to save? Enemies and allies appear in the most unlikely of places, and friendship with a dying elder race can be more dangerous than an invasion of Dragons and Changelings. What is a pony willing to give in defense of harmony? What are they willing to sacrifice?
This story now has a companion piece, The Sunset Campaign! This story is designed to bring Harmony Defended more into line with the three-story version of My Little Apprentice. If you read Apogee and Perihelion, you may want to read that as well!
This story was written prior to season five, and as such any events which transpire therein may or may not be treated as canonical. All events up to and including "Twilight's Kingdom" are treated as having occurred, however.
A huge thanks to my Alpha Readers! Thanks to these wonderful people, new chapters aren't nearly so riddled with mistakes and errors as they used to be. Thanks to Sparktail, TwoBit, Withered Pyre, and Zutcha. Zutcha of course deserves double the love, since he's also the artist of the cover and any other fantastic art that finds its way into the story.
MLP: FiMSadSlice of LifeAnthologyHumanTwilightRainbow DashPinkieCelestia
In 2025, Hasbro Biotech introduced a new product -- the Hassenfeld Pony -- genetically-engineered horses made to look and act like the characters of an obscure show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Despite the high asking prices and the ethical questions surrounding them, they took the world by storm. Thousands of households in America, and tens of thousands more overseas, soon had one of their own.
These are some of their stories.
Coverart by Gryphon BBQ (not on Fimfiction). Preread by Ghuntz.
Inspried by the Hassenfeld Pony threads on /mlp/.
Featured on 7-10 June 2020.
MLP: FiMHaloGoreViolenceDeathProfanityAdventureSci-FiThrillerCrossoverHumanAlt. UniverseTwilightRainbow DashScootaloo
When Scootaloo crashes into twilight during a magic experiment they get teleported to an unknown city that's burning and has weird creatures scattered in the streets. As the two separated stranded ponies roam around the city separately trying to figure out where they ended up, will they try to make it home as fast as possible or will they stay to help a species that's being systematically eradicated?
I'll try to upload chapters whenever I finish them. 
Cover art by myself
23-12-18: I got featured!
2 - 1 - 19: Again 
Edit: This entire thing is going to be edited and partially re-written somewhere in the future.
MLP: FiMComedyMysterySlice of LifeHumanFluttershyRainbow DashApplejackRarityOC
Rainbow Dash moves into a quaint little neighborhood on earth.
Her only neighbor a lonely young man.
He's absolutely harmless!
But then again he's always stained red...
Her friends are coming up missing...
He has gloves on at night...
Why is his house so big!?
WHY IS THE BASEMENT LOCKED WITH FIVE DIFFERENT KEYS!?
She's not crazy!
He's the maniac!!
This Is A Birthday Gift For My Friend Thunder!
I Hope You Enjoy!
Will Update This Every Other Day Till Complete.
This Is A Ponies On Earth Story / Hello Neighbor Parody!
Made Popular On 12\13\19
Featured On 12\13\19! ~ Thank You All So Much!
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeRainbow DashLightning Dust
"If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago, I could be flying up there right now. With her, with them, the Wonderbolts. But... would I be better off for it?"
After being expelled from the Wonderbolts Academy, Lightning Dust traveled around Equestria in search of herself. Then, many years later, after a hard day of working she went to a bar and ran into the last pony she ever expected to meet again.
Who is jealous of who, though?
Written for the Everfree Northwest 2015 Iron Author Competition
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanTwilightRainbow DashAnon
You just had 'sex' with Rainbow Dash... well sort of.
However, Rainbow Dash now wants you to have 'sex' with Twilight to rid her of her virginity.
A big thanks to Ravvij for helping me with editing to improve the story overall.
MLP: FiMSexRomanceComedyRandomSecond PersonHumanTwilightRainbow DashAnon
Rainbow Dash suggests you should have a cuddles session with her and Twilight Sparkle to celebrate the gift you gave them.
Contains: human having 'sex'... kind of with ponies who don't have genitalia.
A big thanks to my editors: Wolfgang Anonymous, forestpip, and Jay The Stormtrooper
MLP: FiMSexFetishPornRainbow DashRaritySpike
Friends with benefits! The quickest way to learn every inch of your friend's body. Sure, feelings can arise. Friends can start being proper lovers. Misunderstandings are bound to happen. Like Rainbow shrinking Spike because of a stint with a dress.
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeRainbow DashMain 6
When Rainbow Dash loses her cloud home, she is forced to take up temporary lodging in a Ponyville house.
But why is that so difficult for her?
For a pony that spends their entire life in the sky, sleeping on the ground might take some adjusting to.
MLP: FiMProfanityAdventureComedySlice of LifeCrossoverHumanLunaMain 6CMCs
Ponyville is no stranger to people dropping in unannounced, but even the Elements of Harmony probably weren't ready for a four fingered yellow biped to literally fall out of the sky. His name is Homer J Simpson, and his chance arrival will forever alter the course of Equestrian History in ways beyond their imagination...or maybe not.
It's also just as likely he's going to drive somebody (er, somepony) up the wall as he struggles to adapt to a society where clothing is optional, television is nonexistent, and the closest thing to alcohol is apple cider. All the while trying to find a way home. Will he succeed? Will he get back in touch with the man he used to be before twenty nine seasons worth of content turned him into a hollow shell of his former self?
Hell if I know. Should be fun to watch though.
Inspired by the story 'A Homeric Epic in Equestria'
NOTE: Takes place at the end of the Tree house of Horror Episode 'Homer Cubed' as an alternative ending.
1/12/2019 My first one thousand viewers! Thank you all so much
6/19/2020 HOW THE HELL DID I WIND UP ON THE FEATURED LIST?!? 
8/13/2020 I finally reached one hundred likes, thank you everyone!
Equestria GirlsSexSunset ShimmerMain 7 (EqG)
Sunset Shimmer is a magical pony alien. Sometimes that weird fact don't mean diddly in her day-to-day life and interactions with her human friends. But sometimes it means a whole lot. Like...what happens when a technical pony...pony-ups? Weird stuff. Weird stuff happens, like Sunset suddenly gaining more pony anatomy than just the cute little ears.
If it's not obvious, story contains futa.
MLP: FiMRomanceRandomTwilightRainbow Dash
Rainbow catches the feather flu, and tries to cover it up. She runs into a certain alicorn on her way down to the ground.
Cover
This story is for The Abyss’s contest
MLP: FiMSlice of LifeRainbow DashScootaloo
After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash discovers the filly knows next to nothing about preening and takes it upon herself to teach her.
Warning: May Contain Feels and/or D'aww moments.
Featured on FIMFiction on 7/20/2013. Yay!
Featured on EQDaily on 09/12/2013 Double Yay!
Reading by TheLostNarrator (excellent!): Here
Reading by DRWolf: Here
Reading by Joehighlord: Here
Riffed by Draklox: Here
Korean Translation: Here
Spanish Translation: Here
French Translation: Here
Chinese Translation: Here
MLP: FiMSexSlice of LifePornTwilightRainbow DashShining Armor
Being barely nineteen when all of your friends are in their early/mid twenties is a bit of a bitch for Rainbow Dash. She's used to being treated like the child of the group, and constantly boasts to cover up her embarrassment.
Only... she's found something she really can't get through without the help of a friend, and it's stopping her from pursuing relationships: she doesn't know the first thing about sex. Like, anything about how to make a stallion happy!
Twilight wants to help, but she's hardly a stallion. Luckily, her brother's visiting the castle, and what's the harm in a brother/sister teaching session?
A three part story! (Light RGRE elements.)