Starlight and Trixie go to the store to buy groceries. A task so mundane there’s pretty much no way they can mess it up.
Note: Part of my “Twilight, Spike, Starlight, Trixie, Tempest Shadow, and Grubber all hang out at Twilight’s Castle continuity” which I should maybe think up a name for… 3TsG2Ss? It’s Always Sunny in Ponnyville?
A commission for user Yakopak, wherein Rainbow Dash and the newly displaced resident human share a chill bro moment over some wholesome family-friendly hallucinogenic drugs.
Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan can be listened to Here!
Several ordinary bros find themselves in extraordinary situations.
You are Anonymous, a twenty something year old who one day awoke to find himself in a world filled with colorful talking ponies (and some other humans too) for some reason.
But that's not important; what's important to you are your bros, Big Mac and Lyra, who have been there for you like true compadres ever since you showed up in Ponyville.
Now, you and your friends take on anything that Equestria can throw at you, with the help of a few friends, hot mares and loads of booze.
The Mane 6 go to the doctor’s for checkups as part of a public health campaign. Thing is, they’re not that healthy.
Princess Celestia is very concerned about Equestrians’ lack of visits to their primary care physician, and Twilight and her friends are happy to help out on a public health campaign by filming a documentary about their visit to the doctor.
Thing is, they might not be the best ponies for a health campaign...
EDIT: Heyyyy, Featured #2 9/18! Thanks a bunch! EDIT: Number one same day- glad you all enjoyed! EDIT: Late Nite 9/20- lmao how is this still at #1 EDIT: Finally off number 1 but it took to 9/21. Actually means a bunch that everyone liked this silly little story :D
To be able to live in Equestria, I have to perform a certain job. I have to be a checkpoint inspector. The princesses insisted that it’s because I’m good at it. I just think they know that I don’t like people/ponies/anyone that are stupid.
Hi. I’m Anon. Your run of the mill asshole. A proud one at that. When I came to this world, the princesses didn’t expect much. Then, they saw how I was good at picking up mistakes. So, they made me a functioning person in society. A mostly pony society. Ponies and other creature would be expecting to be welcomed by a warm hearted pony. Instead, they got me.
(Papers Please does not belong to me, but there isn’t a tag for it. Sex tag is for references to sex)
Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.
Sequel to Home. What happens when you put a f’d up human male and a f’d up bat-pony mare together? Emotions run high and lewd things result.
I have been in Equestria for nearly a year now and although things are better than they used to be, they still aren't great. I may have found a steady supply of meat and potential - dare I say it - ‘friends’ in the bat-ponies, but I am still struggling to find a purpose and the crippling loneliness of never seeing another of my kind is starting to get to me. To make things worse nightmares haunt my sleep and suicidal thoughts plague my waking hours. Without a woman companion by my side, without a family to protect and provide for, what is the point of being a man? What is the point of my existence? I need companionship. I need a purpose! But how can that happen when I the only human I will ever see is my own reflection?
This is a sequel to Home with emphasis on story as well as some fairly light RGRE elements. It will also have some clop at the end, so don’t worry, pervs, I got you covered! ;)
Cover art by byDaliaPamela on DeviantArt. NSFW Version can be found here: https:// derpibooru .org/ 1975161 [RemoveSpaces]
Anon could have chosen to live anywhere...ANYWHERE! But no. Anon decided to live with Twilight Frickin' Sparkle. This is a collection of short, dumb, silly stories about everything that could and would go wrong if Anon and Twilight lived together.
Who would have guessed that living with one of the smartest and most well-known ponies in Ponyville would be such a living hell? Whether it's you doing something stupid or Twilight doing something stupid, things just never seem to turn out ok. It might be kinda funny...you know, if it wasn't happening to you.
Magic spells gone wrong, weird obsessions, complete obliviousness, and more horrors abound as Anon makes the grave mistake of calling Twilight Sparkle a roommate.
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This is a series of short little oneshits, not chronologically related to each other, all about the many MANY things that would make living with Twilight Sparkle a complete nightmare.
WARNING: These stories may contain vomit, gore, death, weird fetishes, pop culture references, and more horrible things. Oh, and Anon, of course.
A man is sent to a strange world as a shapeshifter after failing to listen to the internet. He does his best to make the most out of his new life. Although there are some who just can't leave well enough alone.
[Prototype] / MLP Crossover Displaced story
Hey there, name's Jekyll. You ever heard that creepypasta bout how if you talk to "The Merchant" at Comic-Con you're never seen again? Turns out they're right. Now I'm in Equestria with a body built for killing. Celestia has hunted me for the last thousand years while I hid. Now it's time for me to return to the world's stage as I prove that your appearance doesn't make you a monster, your actions do.
[Rated T for language] [Moved to M for sexual themes, mostly jokes] This is my first attempt at writing anything like this, so criticism is appreciated. Careful though, if you're too critical I might try to enlist you as an editor. [Chapters 3 and 4 are pretty bad, I'm working on it, and they get better, I swear. The first two have already be rewritten] [Also, Celestia deviates pretty far from how she is in the show, you have been warned.] Featured on 16 September 2017 Featured again on 13 November 2017 And again on 15 June 2018 Featured yet again on 24 April 2019 We have a Discord now, [link]
Anon discovers that he's the main character of a popular TV show
Anon was rather surprised to wake up in a world of magical talking horses. He was even more surprised to discover that said horses already knew him from a TV show.
Inspired by some old prompts in the RGRE thread. Cover art by Nignogs.
You, anon, are dropped into the desert and end up working for the scariest yet cutest pony army commander
You are anon, and one day when you are on vacation you have a Head splitting headache. You then find yourself in equestria, or just outside of it. you wander aimlessly until you find civilization, and end up working with the local militia, under the command of a scary yet cute pony, who is sweeter on the inside then most would expect.
I remember being a young adult male human once. Nowadays I'm a female pony who now has to retake school because SOMEPONY couldn't perform a spell correctly. I might as well try to make some good out of this situation and see what chaos I can cause!
Y'know, I was once an average guy. A completely normal male human being. Sure I had my oddities but who doesn't, right? Then I woke up in Equestria after one too many shots of whiskey at 3AM whilst watching some random ass anime.
Now that in itself sounds fucking weird but that's not even the full story. Somehow good old reliable purple smart managed to not only change my species and my gender but also my age. Now I'm stuck with a lavender coated princess who has become my 'caretaker' and I'm being forced to go to school!
I still can't believe this isn't some crazy drug trip. Well, whatever - if this is a drug trip then I'm gonna make sure this will be the best drug trip of my life. So take a look into my new personal life and prepare to see the horrors that I'll bring to this hippy horse land.
[Sex Tag for references and innuendos - there will be no clop.]
Labels exist for a reason. One would expect two rulers of a nation to understand that.
Since finding a portal that connects their castle to the home of a human named John, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna spend their free time exploring John's home and discovering exciting new things. But they tend to leave their diligence in the details at home. After all, it's a vacation, what could go wrong?
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I don't know why I wrote this. I'm sorry. Not sorry.
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