Celestia wakes up with a minor hangover. The castle has no running water. Her fiance is a human named Mark. Life's grand!
After a rowdy party in celebration of Princess Celestia and the human Mark’s engagement, all things should be back to normal… should, being the keyword there. No running water in the castle is only the start of the downward spiral. Much love, many laughs, and too much of a good thing are about to put everypony over the edge.
Lots of talk about sex, but nothing explicit.
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Cover art is by the wonderfully talented artist Silfoe without permission, so if there are any issues feel free to yell at me to remove it!
This is a gift for none other than the wonderful Little Big Pony! I hope you enjoy it, you’ve written some amazing stories, and I hope you keep up the trend. Pre-read and edited by the amazing Pascoite and wonderfully astute Fregz.
When a patrol of Royal Guards finds an infant changling while exploring the Frozen North, one pony decides take the abandoned shapeshifter in and raise it as her own daughter.
When a Royal Guard of the Crystal Empire finds an abandoned changeling foal, she takes in the infant and raises it as her own daughter. It’s love at first sight, and the bond that forms between them gets the guard in a lot more trouble than she bargained for.
During her brother's surprise wedding, Twilight meets a demon from her past that overturns the lives of everypony around her, and threatens to tear apart their friendships. Meanwhile, Twilight's enemies, old and new, close in as her spirit fails.
Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle. My brothers are Shining Armor, captain of the Royal Guard, and a dragon named Spike that I hatched when I was little. I have five friends that help me wield the Elements of Harmony, artifacts that protect Equestria from evil. I have a few other friends that are less important, but still great ponies nonetheless.
One catch, though. I am also a changeling Queen, and the friends and family I just mentioned are all my subjects, and children as well. They don't even know it, but everything's working out alright, so no reason to tell them! After all, it's not like a giant wave of love energy could suddenly reveal all the changelings in Canterlot, right? Right?
Part 1, Revelation: Twilight Sparkle meets an old enemy that reveals a secret she's kept since she was named.
Part 2, Recollection: The Elements of Harmony try to get to the truth of the matter, changeling Queens begin their game of chess, Queen Citlali takes her Hive and runs from Canterlot.
Part 3, Reformation: Queen Citlali begins to grow her hive, Whitetail Hive takes some time to get used to the news, Princess Cadance dreams of a dark creature.
May 11-15, 2017: Featured for the maximum time... whoa.
Every princess needs a trusty knight, who better to be Twilight's than Tempest.
After Cozy Glows betrayal Twilight decides she needs to make sure Ponyville is safe even if she and the other Elements are away. Celestia suggest founding a Royal Guard division for Ponyville. Now Twilight much find a Captain to lead it. Now she just needs somepony with leadership experience. A pony kind, understanding, patient, and polite, But also strong, determined and driven. Tempest is at least half those things. Join Tempest and Twilight and the others on a journey of redemption, forgiveness, courage, yelling at new recruits, dealing with annoying ponies, and paperwork. So much paperwork. Just a day in the Life of the captain of the Friendship Knights.
A foal abandoned for his own good. It is found by two ponies who never knew what they were in for. What could possibly happen?
Willow and Shield led a rather normal life, nothing out of the ordinary. Until one night, strange sounds wake them out of their slumber. What are they to do with the young foal they have found?
Every six months, guards can expect a review of their performance, and new guards are no exception.
As with any job, performance reviews are a key part of evaluating whether or not a guard is meeting the standards expected of him—or recently, her—as a Royal Guard in service of the Crown. Shining Armor, former captain of the guard, has always had a hooves on attitude towards this sort of evaluation, and at six months, it's time for him to evaluate a number of the new guards he hired to help beef up security around the castle.
Standing Proud is a competent member of the Canterlot Royal Guard. Since the invasion by the changelings and Discord's incursion, everything has been on tighter guard. His life is about to change forever.
Standing Proud is a competent member of the Canterlot Royal Guard. Since the invasion by the changelings and Discord's incursion, everything has been on tighter guard. His duty is to cover the daytime shift guarding the South Canterlot Royal Library—little more than a book storage house, but it's become the target of a very canny changeling. His life is about to change forever.
A TF (transformation) themed story with a little mind-control fetish and a touch of body horror thrown in for good measure.
(2nd person Anon x Fizzle) You are Anonymous and you are a member of the Royal Guard, on border patrol around the Dragon Badlands. After a dangerous first encounter with a group of dragons, you catch the interest of a certain white and pink dragon...
You are Anonymous and you are a member of the Royal Border Guard, a subdivision of the Royal Guard. After being transported to Equestria by unknown means, you have learned to adapt and make the most out of your new life after about a year. You've even managed to land a job with the Royal Guard after Shining Armor eavesdropped on one of your conversations about your home world.
Now you protect and patrol the borders of Equestria, bringing some spice in your life once more, until it all peaks when you're sent to patrol the easternmost border in Equestria, next to the Dragon Badlands. After a brief, yet very dangerous first encounter with a group of dragons, you start to wonder if this is the job you really want to keep doing with your life.
But as some time goes by and you begin to have your doubts, you feel... odd. As if something, or someone, is watching you.
You begin to wonder what exactly does this someone want?
Unofficial editor: anon26182 Cover art by: dmann892 (Disclaimer: If gay sappy romance/clop ain't your thing, then you're best going to some other story) (A Fizzle x Anon story. Contains clop. All of this is heavily inspired by the criminally low amounts of Fizzle x Anon stories on Pastebin.) (Featured 3/19 - 3/22/18! <3)
It turns out that laser pointers are able to control the minds of bat ponies
Laser Pointers are banned in Equestria, and if one is found its owner will not be getting a trial, parole, or a phone call. Why, well they kind of mind control bat ponies into acting like lemmings if it means catching that weird red dot.
Castle Guard-recruit Spirit gets a lesson in treating his Princess right.
As the newest member of Princess Twilight’s Castle Guard, Spirit expects to be treated badly. To get the worst assignments and the least praise. To be hazed. To have to rise above the rest of his guardsmates and make a name for himself. All for the chance to serve his Princess: the elegant, kind, and friendly Twilight Sparkle. He thinks he’s ready for anything—but he’s not ready for her.
This story contains dubious consent and rape play; ponies-on-Princess and Princess-on-pony; minor cuckolding and humiliation; and a Princess who just wants to be loved. Also sex.
You have been in Equestria for sometime now, and even though most hate you, you find peace with the princess. Until Celestia proposes something you must refuse.
Edit: Good HiE list approved
A/N Hi guys, this is just a short story I wrote in about an hour, HOPE YOU ENJOY! (I'd like to thank everyone who likes this, thanks for getting it featured)
You have lived in Equestria for some time now, around five or so years. You never meant to come here it just kinda happened. The first few months were a living hell for you, you were attacked because most thought you were a monster. This continued until you were captured by the Royal Guard and brought to meet Celestia and Luna. You explained your situation and over time you became friends, but that didn't stop the fact that you were ridiculed and attacked whenever you left the castle, and so in time you became content with staying within the confines of the castle. But one day guards showed up to your room and put you in chains...
Idol Hooves is just your everyday, standard, ordinary, normal Unicorn. He's definitely not a Changeling, definitely. He's quite skilled with his hooves but mostly uses this for pottery until, one day, he finds a new talent.
It was a well-known and established fact that all Ponies have a special talent, a unique and intrinsic calling that they will discover in time. For Idol Hooves, Unicorn Royal Guard, this was no different, no different at all. For he was a perfectly ordinary, normal and unsuspicious in the least Pony. Certainly it wasn't as if he was a Changeling in disguise, oh no, that would be ridiculous! Despite his name Idol had always had a talent with his hooves, a way with them. He'd most utilized this in the art of pottery but at the prompting of others he tries to apply those same skilled hooves to the art of the massage. Surely nothing strange could come of that?
Kryostase, one of many changeling Guards, is taking part in a playful tournament against Equestria's best. But when he's put up against Flash Sentry for the final round, things go awry when his dirty secret is exposed for everyone to see...
[Note: This story was a commission for Kryostasis, and is an M/M clopfic featuring themes like exhibitionism, small penis humiliation, teasing, sexual combat, penis size comparison, and lots of gay smut. Reader discretion is advised.]
It's been a while since Queen Chrysalis, leader of the Changeling Kingdom, offered a conditional surrender and Peace Treaty with Princess Celestia. Following that surprising turn of events, the two nations have gone to great lengths to make amends and work together. Fortunately for both leaders, their Guards were able to assimilate with one another fairly well after months of effort.
Because of that, it wasn't too long before combatants from both sides were able to spar against one another in playful competition whenever they were together. At Canterlot's Royal Guard barracks, an impromptu tournament was in play as players from both nations went one-on-one to see who had the best fighters in their class. By the end of the day, only one Guard remained from each side: Flash Sentry from the Crystal Empire, and Kryostase from the Changeling Kingdom.
Kryo may have been confident in his abilities against Flash, even though the pegasus had quite the physical advantage in comparison to the changeling's more trickster-like tactics. However, as the final match grew more heated, and the teasing intensified from both sides during their sparring, it wasn't long before one of them would slip up. And unfortunately for Kryo, being held down by Flash would turn out to be the least of his worries...
Tonight was supposed to be a good night for plucky Nightguard Mothchaser. She'd finally screwed up the courage to, secretly, at night, slip a letter under the door of her crush. Sadly, as often occurs around Mothchaser, things do not go as planned.
For some time now the Bat Pony Nightguard Mothchaser has nursed an infatuation on one Idol Hooves. A sterling example of all Unicorn Stallions (as far as Mothchaser was concerned) and prominent member of the Royal Guard. Tonight she would finally take the bold move from secretly watching him from afar to secretly slipping messages to him at night.
However, as she begins her nightly delivery, Mothchaser stumbles upon a secret that is going to make her wish that she had never gone out after dark in the first place.
Set in vdrake77's "Changeling of the Guard" story, this is a short and completely non-canon snippet starring poor Mothchaser.
I would like to thank AnkokuFang for allowing me to use their art work for the cover art. Please take a look at his channel and show him some support!
I would also like to thank TheEngie for tracking down the artist! I don't know why I was having a hard time locating him in the first place. Thank you!
Because alicorns age slowly, Celestia still looks like a little filly, even though she's actually 121 years old. She doesn't fuck like a filly, though!
Twilight goes to visit Tempest, albeit under less than pleasant circumstances
The Storm King is defeated, Canterlot is restored, and life has returned to normal for the citizens of the city. And yet, Twilight, despite her victory, does not feel as happy as some might think she should. For there is one who has not ended up with an ending as pleasant as the one the Princess of Friendship would have wanted for her.
Killing the un-dead. That sums up all Barry did during the apocalypse. With his intelligence and an arsenal of plants he was invincible. But now, rather than brain-dead zombies, Barry faces new, smarter enemies. Can his ultimate defense stand?
Killing the undead. Those three words accurately summed Barry's life. After all, his plant army was practically built for it. The remaining weeks of the zombie apocalypse was a breeze. But now that it's all over, Barry finds himself to be unsatisfied with his life. That is, until he buys a magical amulet from Crazy Dave.
Now, Barry is trapped in a strange land where he makes unexpected enemies. Can Barry defend his pride and himself?
Celestia treats one of the castle's newly acquired squires on a rather intimate tour...
Even timeless, demigod rulers are prone to their vices - for Princess Celestia, one such vice is savoring new crops of squires. The guard only recruit them every decade or so and, as such, it's a relatively rare event. With a newfound gang of young, innocent, and succulent stallions and mares learning the ropes, she sets her eyes on a particularly delectable prize...
Kinks Include: Female on Male, Male on Female, Size Difference (Amazoness), Age Difference, Oral, Vaginal, Lactation, Scads of Ara Ara, Monumental Amounts of Teasing, Strip-shows, Flashing, Casual Nudity, Cock Worship, and a Damn Impressive Creampie
Artwork by IndigoSFM! Find his work on e621, Derpibooru, or Ponybooru! E621 post #2331590
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Though the word colt is thrown around a fair bit, all characters are 18+ and of age. Given that Celestia is centuries older than the squire, as well as the discrepancy of their sizes, she simply refers to him as a colt.
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