Anon decides to adopt a filly and record his experience as a Dad in a journal to do something with his life in Equestria. Except, being a father is hard work and comes at a great personal sacrifice. This is his quest to become a good father.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
A story about a young pegasus' love for a strange creature from a far-away land, and the conflict to win over his affection... by any means necessary.
You are Scootaloo, and you've just graduated Cheerilee's class. A full-grown pegasus, your whole life ahead of you...
...Then your life is thrown upside-down after an almost fateful encounter with a strange new creature.
Originally requested as a one-shot, "Alone" puts you into the shifting perspectives of Scootaloo, a young mare, and the perspectives of Anonymous, a human that has lived in Ponyville for many years now. As the story continues, the feelings of affection one has for another will intensify to a breaking point, and will push them to win the other's affection... by any means necessary.
(A Scootaloo x Anon one-shot that was requested to me by an anonymous user.)
In which the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide that they will be in estrus exactly once in their lives, for an hour and a half, starting tomorrow, and so fail both biology and life forever. (Did I mention this was still Crackfic Week?)
One of the many reasons the Cutie Mark Crusaders have their reputation is the group's tendency to ignore whatever the adults are saying -- or worse, to hear just enough to get them in trouble. So when Cheerilee finally covers pony sexuality on a warm, lazy, sleepy day, the trio come away with exactly enough notes to collectively believe the following:
Ponies going into heat is real. They'll never be interested in sex at any other time. They're going into heat once, for an hour and a half, and it's going to happen tomorrow.
In the blink of an eye, the whole world collapsed in on me. Well, it didn't necessarily collapse. It's different though. Very different. Frighteningly different. I knew that God had a plan for me, I just didn't think it would involve being a pony.
Cheerilee is having her parent teacher conferences for the year - a combination of additional funding needs and her strong biological urges may lead to a 'conference' of a different kind.
Cheerilee was almost through a long evening of meeting with Ponyville's parents. It was no easy task.
Aside from the usual bickering from parents about how their foal deserved better grades, how homework was too difficult, or how the curriculum went too far one way or another in the current pony political spectrum, Cheerilee was dealing with her own problems as well.
She usually didn't get a second seasonal heat, but she was right in throes of one now. The medication she'd taken to dim her burning, passionate, need was only halfway effective at best... and it was wearing off.
To top all of that, her last parent-teacher conference of the night was Filthy Rich, a pony she had hoped to petition for a charitable donation to the school to revamp their under-budget and failing musical program. Will Cheerilee be able to withstand her burning desire and get through the final parent teacher conference without incident?
NOPE.
A quick-fic based on a derpibooru pic NSFW: #1568354
Contains: M/F, Anal, your favorite pony teacher getting railed
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
You are Anon. Or, at least, you used to be. Sort of. Now you're a filly. Let's just say, you're not thrilled with the change. And with it comes some unforseen consequences.
You are Anon. Or, at least, you used to be. Sort of. Now you're a filly. Let's just say, you're not thrilled with the change. And with it comes some unforeseen consequences.
The story of the everyday life of a human hired by mares to provide comfort for their needs, all the while exploring Equestrian life through the eyes of his customers. Set in the Gentlemanverse.
Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.
Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.
This is his story.
"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."
~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.
Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.
When Equestrian help is required in the world of Canterlot High, but Princess Twilight isn't responding to the journal, five girls cross over to find her.
Sunset's in trouble and we need Princess Twilight's help. We've been calling her with Sunset's magic journal since yesterday but there's been no reply.
Looks like we're going to have to go through the portal and find her ourselves.
After all, it's a magical land of cute, colorful ponies. This should be easy.
Right?
Sex tag exists for jokes relating to nudity and innuendo.
Main story is complete as of chapter 41, but I'm adding a series of epilogues for fun (3 are remaining)
I'd heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from my college roommate who is way too into the show. Disturbingly so, actually, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? I've got better things to do with my time than watch a silly little girl's show. However, that didn't stop... something from transporting me into the world of the show, so here I am... in Equestria... trying to get home. This is gonna be interesting.
Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!
A coming of age story in which Scootaloo deals with the pressures of hiding her large, stallion sized cock before working up the courage to share it with her friends.
Scootaloo has been keeping a secret all of her life. When her friends were out experimenting for the first time, getting busy with stallions and mares and growing up like any filly or colt should, she was stuck feeling too embarrassed to ever pursue anyone, all because of the thing hanging between her legs.
All of that changes at eighteen, when her idol wakes her up to just how sexy her equipment is with a little play... Looks like her friends will be trying her cock out for themselves soon enough, so long as Scootaloo can find the confidence in herself to come clean with them!
Fillies and colts bring all sorts of things to class for Show and Tell. Diamond Tiara usually shows off expensive stuff, Snails always brings snails, and Nursery Rhyme brings a trichobezoar.
For better or worse, Show and Tell is an educational opportunity for fillies and colts. They find things that interest them or have a good story attached and present them to the class. They answer questions about them . . . and when Nursery Rhyme brings in a trichobezoar, there are lots of questions from the class and a few from Cheerilee, as well.
Still, it’s a learning opportunity for all involved.
The festival of life is an ancient tradition in Equestria where the gender ratio problem is 'fixed' by having a stallion offer his services to stud for any mare who wants it, this year, Twilight Sparkle has volunteered.
During a conversation with Cheerilee, Twilight Sparkle is convinced to stud for the festival of life. Unfortunately for her, word gets out and hundreds of mares flock to the small town of Ponyville for the chance of having a royal stud.
Twilight must now please those droves of mares in only ten days and to make matters worse, she is a virgin and the ways of love are a mystery to the bookish mare.
Anthro warning! Kink Warnings. virginity taking, impregnation, like a whole lot of impregnation, crossbreeds, a cheeky Celestia, plot, lesbianism, foreplay, futa on female, female on female, and probably more that I cant think of. This story was veiwable for almost a week and a half on my patreon before being veiwable here! So if you want to see stories earlier then anyone else as well see a bunch of other stuff that fimfiction wont see for a little while then head on over there and see it for just 3 bucks a month! Dimwitdog970842 derpi ;) Commissioned for an anonymous commissioner. If youd like a story like this then PM me! Woot, featured on the same day! https://i.imgur.com/S2tOlXM.png
Local Dumbass Yote By A Bus, Turns Into A Unicorn, More At 11.
Rose Tint is quite the fortunate fellow! Well about as fortunate as a man who was hit by a bus can be..
He was given the privilege of deciding the starting conditions of his next run at life, and ended up in none other than a rendition of everyone's favorite Ponyland Cartoon Show. He has no idea what's going on, and he's a bit confused but we think he has the spirit!
TD's life in Equestria after the events of Wanderings of a Non-Brony
After the six year journey around the planet in Wanderings of a Non-Brony, The human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in Equestria for good. He sees no choice but to settle down in Ponyville, ready to live the rest of his life as best as he can.
A human is off to a rough start when Fluttershy finds him eating one of her chickens, and breaks his arm. Can Derpy and the human convince Ponyville to give him a second chance?
When Fluttershy finds a human in her backyard trying to eat one of her chickens, she and a majority of the residents of Ponyville only want this dangerous creature as far away from their town as possible.
After a less than stellar first impression, Derpy Hooves and the human struggle to quell the rumors surrounding his diet, and convince the townsfolk that he's harmless.
Will the human be able to make himself meek enough to coexist? Or will he be driven out of town with torches and pitchforks?
Each chapter is told from the perspective of a different pony.
TD from No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! finds himself in a position where he needs to defend his right to teach Cheerilee's class
TD, the human that first showed up in Equestria in No, I am NOT a Brony, GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! is depressed that he's stuck in the world of ponies with no way home, but finds solace in helping Cheerilee teach her class. However, Cheerilee is sick with the flu one week, and that just happens to be the week that a teaching supervisor comes to the small Ponyville classroom. From the very beginning she has doubts that TD is a person fit to teach the future generations of Equestria. Should TD fail to meet her standards, he will not be allowed to teach them anymore.
