Update 3/19/2021: A couple days after publishing this story, and after Fluttershy injected a hacking payload into the mainframe utilizing a quantum subspace frequency modulation algorithm, we were able to access hidden meta-data for this data endpoint and successfully remove ourselves from the causality loop. I am writing this message to preserve our efforts before we sever the connection, in the off chance that something like this ever happens again. With Love and Friendship, Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight can't handle the heat. It burns in sensitive places during important speeches. Thankfully, Spike has returned home from a break-up. Will he be willing to tend to her problem, while overcoming his own, without ruining their friendship?
Twilight can't handle the heat. It burns in sensitive places during important speeches.
Thankfully, Spike has returned home from a break-up.
Will he be willing to tend to her problem, while overcoming his own, without ruining their friendship?
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony is a certain age, they are given a timer that counts down the days until they meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers. She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony comes of a certain age, they are given a magic timer that counts down the days until they're destined to meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers.
She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
Short ficlet based on a prompt I got on my Tumblr blog. Original prompt was to write a drabble set in a universe where "timers are set on the wrist of every person once they are a certain age, slowly counting down until the day they meet their soulmate".
For a change of pace, the Cutie Mark Crusaders spend a day with their big sisters: just not the ones they were born with. This is Sweetie Belle's day...
Sweetie Belle has spent most of her life trying to be like Rarity. That engenders a certain beau monde sophistication regarding one's life philosophy.
It ain't got nothing on Rainbow Dash, though, who'd probably think "engender" meant "make someone a boy or a girl". Assuming she knew words that long.
However, if these two ponies are going to spend a day together, they'll have to commit to it. But then, who knows? There are times when even beauty comes in the most unexpected and unlikely of forms.
And when it comes to picking things up on the fly, Sweetie Belle's nothing if not a keen student. Always eager to please a sister.
Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time)the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
Guys wait, you’re actually horny? I thought you were just joking...
Your name is Anon and you are a human living in a society run by ponies.
You have no human friends—probably because you’re the only one. But that’s all right, you’ve got some pony friends and they’re pretty groovy. You just wish they’d tone down the ironic erotic energy they constantly exuded while around you.
I mean. There’s no way they were really that sexually charged, at least towards you. Right?
Ember has pony friends, she totally does! Just... don't ask what their names are.
What's the deal with ponies? Squint just a little and you can't tell one from the next. Ember doesn't even need to squint to get the effect. Who would have guessed that a Dragonlord would have problems that needed more than just an application of violence?
The Pie family is Amish, right? They don't belong to a religion called Televisionarialism that preaches that Equestria is a world artificially created for a TV show... Right?
The Pie family is very serious about their religion. Their religion believes that Equestria was created by writers and animators from another world in order to keep their otherworldly species entertained. Pinkie and her friends have the most legendary friendship in Equestria, but will it still stand after Twilight, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rarity find out that Pinkie doesn't even believe that their world is real?
Make sure to check out this song by AC-527 partially inspired by this story. Thank you AC-527!
Rarity takes on the task of learning what it means to be Spike's mate.
Rarity finally has a lover... And its a Dragon. Now she will be learning what it means to be a Dragon's Mate. It comes with more than just a odd conversation starter.
Kinks/spoilers: Chapter 1Dragon on human action, casual nudity, light cum swallowing, cunilings, and light exhibitionism Chapter 2 Casual nudity, skinny dipping, rough sex, filled to the brim, and mild cuddling. Featured on 6/30/20
The mane six play a game of shapeshifting truth or dare and cross a few boundaries in the process.
Twilight and her friends have held a weekly slumber party for years to keep in touch and play a game or two. After one too many rounds of the typical slumber party games, Twilight is charged with finding something new. Discord has a chaos-magic-filled solution. A game of his own creation.
Metamorphilia.
Contains: magical genderbending, species swapping, party sex, a bit of human action in later chapters, and the mane six being very conveniently thirsty for one another.
Content warnings will be updated as required with future chapters.
The Elements of Harmony experience the magic of self-pleasure after nightfall, when nopony is around to witness. Each of them handles their pent-up, burning desires in their own special way...
Choose your favorite pony, or choose them all! There's a little for everybody~
Fluttershy was just trying to save one of her animal friends when she landed in a bed of Poison Joke. While her voice was spared, something else about her became very different, and to make matters worse, her best friend Rarity is coming over to remind her of their trip to the spa later that same day. Can she avoid further embarrassing herself before she can cure herself of The Joke?
Kinks: Female on female, Futa, Light Musk, Oral, Cum Swallowing, Light Bondage, Vaginal, and Mild Cum Inflation/Belly Bulging
After years of surviving alone in the Everfree Forest, Atchmon has finally found respite in the town of Ponyville. However, he's reluctant to call the peaceful pony town, home. He'll have to learn what it means to be a Man in a mare's world.
Rarity has made it safely back home from her perilous journey through the Everfree Forest with the help of her human companion. After years of surviving alone in the Everfree Forest, Atchmon has finally found respite in the town of Ponyville. However, he's reluctant to call the peaceful pony town "home". He'll have to learn what it means to be a "man" in a mare's world.
Conceptualized before the start of Season 8, but may contain elements from later episodes. I need an arts.
Sometimes Twilight Velvet really hates that her kids are famous, and not for the reason you'd think.
Twilight Velvet gave birth to two kids and didn't expect much out of the ordinary. But when your kids grow up to save Equestria multiple times, it becomes very clear to the rest of the world that they are extraordinary. That means a lot of fame for her kids.
Anonymous falls in love with a shy and sweet batpony, but her parents are less than approving. Will Anon and Glimmer Wing find true love... WITH SEXY RESULTS? Tune in to find out!
Glimmer Wing is a bat-pony who comes from tradition. Most bat-ponies do, but her family is extra strict, especially when it comes to dating rules...
So when you meet the young thing, and fall in love, and have to win the approval of her parents, will you be able to keep your hands to yourself while showing the bat-pone-parents you're worthy of dating their daughter?
Stay tuned to find out!
Content Warning: Age of consent play, interspecies sexings, mild cum inflation
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It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
It is not every day that you learn that a monster of legend is real, let alone friends with Rarity. If she had heard of the old stories, perhaps she would be more cautious. Or more daring.
(RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
