MDiaries of a Madman

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on Fimfiction, by whatmustido

MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6

Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.

When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.

Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.

Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse. If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.

If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.

I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.

It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.

Chapters

Prologue· 23rd of November, 2012
4,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins...· 18th of September, 2012
17,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon· 18th of September, 2012
8,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No· 31st of August, 2012
9,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night· 19th of November, 2012
15,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge· 5th of September, 2012
10,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around· 7th of December, 2012
18,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks· 28th of August, 2012
7,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings· 19th of September, 2012
15,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted?· 14th of September, 2012
8,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala· 14th of September, 2012
8,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up· 2nd of September, 2012
8,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath.· 3rd of September, 2012
13,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this· 7th of December, 2012
13,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies· 16th of September, 2012
6,626
Special Christmas Chapter· 26th of December, 2012
3,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished· 17th of September, 2012
10,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom!· 7th of December, 2012
12,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war· 19th of September, 2012
13,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people.· 21st of September, 2012
4,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart· 4th of September, 2012
3,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor· 6th of September, 2012
7,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again· 7th of December, 2012
6,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons.· 6th of September, 2012
11,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt.· 30th of November, 2012
11,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day· 8th of December, 2012
18,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime· 8th of December, 2012
10,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home· 10th of November, 2012
12,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager· 7th of December, 2012
13,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions· 5th of October, 2012
10,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people!· 19th of November, 2012
8,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything· 5th of October, 2012
5,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties· 7th of December, 2012
15,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard· 8th of December, 2012
16,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt· 8th of December, 2012
25,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated· 7th of December, 2012
31,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot· 7th of December, 2012
15,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams· 20th of November, 2012
26,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away· 19th of October, 2012
16,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer· 26th of November, 2012
9,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot· 7th of December, 2012
27,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry· 7th of December, 2012
13,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters· 23rd of September, 2012
2,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines· 24th of October, 2012
9,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made· 8th of December, 2012
10,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive· 3rd of November, 2012
20,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells· 28th of October, 2012
7,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus· 7th of November, 2012
20,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting· 21st of November, 2012
10,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus· 7th of December, 2012
10,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend· 30th of September, 2012
13,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin· 4th of December, 2012
6,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs!· 19th of October, 2012
14,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs· 2nd of December, 2012
14,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance· 7th of December, 2012
8,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa· 8th of November, 2012
9,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me.· 19th of October, 2012
8,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival· 8th of November, 2012
11,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway· 20th of October, 2012
16,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy· 25th of November, 2012
12,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies· 20th of October, 2012
12,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night· 3rd of December, 2012
9,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes· 20th of October, 2012
8,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards...· 24th of November, 2012
14,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders· 5th of December, 2012
16,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man· 16th of November, 2012
15,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home· 8th of December, 2012
12,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking· 7th of December, 2012
14,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility· 17th of December, 2012
11,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come.· 20th of December, 2012
13,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this?· 6th of January, 2013
12,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games· 12th of January, 2013
20,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing· 18th of January, 2013
13,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day…· 26th of January, 2013
14,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world· 31st of January, 2013
14,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous· 10th of February, 2013
10,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something· 26th of February, 2013
18,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end· 16th of March, 2013
13,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests· 29th of March, 2013
21,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well…· 10th of April, 2013
11,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy· 16th of April, 2013
16,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself· 25th of April, 2013
11,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking· 2nd of May, 2013
20,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s?· 15th of May, 2013
18,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat· 25th of May, 2013
14,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest· 5th of June, 2013
16,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons.· 21st of June, 2013
16,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave· 9th of July, 2013
19,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences· 12th of July, 2013
13,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit· 20th of July, 2013
15,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat· 9th of August, 2013
13,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree· 13th of August, 2013
11,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two· 17th of August, 2013
12,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands· 25th of August, 2013
13,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit· 31st of August, 2013
12,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire· 3rd of September, 2013
14,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings· 8th of September, 2013
14,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole· 14th of September, 2013
15,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire· 28th of September, 2013
13,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again· 14th of October, 2013
12,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book...· 9th of November, 2013
22,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew· 19th of November, 2013
16,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle· 18th of December, 2013
15,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair...· 26th of December, 2013
14,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly· 28th of December, 2013
13,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business· 30th of December, 2013
14,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business· 3rd of January, 2014
13,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse· 6th of January, 2014
12,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City· 12th of January, 2014
13,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter· 15th of January, 2014
13,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby!· 21st of January, 2014
11,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted· 28th of January, 2014
14,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned· 21st of February, 2014
16,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon· 16th of March, 2014
17,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back· 8th of April, 2014
13,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming· 20th of April, 2014
12,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home· 1st of May, 2014
17,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen· 13th of May, 2014
16,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down· 28th of May, 2014
14,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville· 12th of July, 2014
14,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies· 10th of August, 2014
12,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms· 29th of August, 2014
13,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie's Challenge· 17th of September, 2014
15,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie's Comeuppance· 28th of September, 2014
21,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital· 29th of October, 2014
14,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change· 3rd of November, 2014
7,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This· 17th of November, 2014
7,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date· 24th of December, 2014
9,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure· 5th of February, 2015
10,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole· 2nd of March, 2015
10,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead· 26th of March, 2015
8,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit· 7th of April, 2015
7,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition· 26th of June, 2015
15,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time· 17th of August, 2015
10,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown· 7th of October, 2015
14,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four· 15th of December, 2015
27,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein· 23rd of January, 2016
15,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special· 8th of March, 2016
14,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay· 20th of April, 2016
14,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz· 4th of May, 2016
18,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat· 31st of May, 2016
15,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot· 30th of June, 2016
16,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors· 22nd of July, 2016
14,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two· 18th of August, 2016
15,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing· 11th of October, 2016
18,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot· 7th of November, 2016
12,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale· 15th of December, 2016
16,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling· 16th of January, 2017
20,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks· 8th of February, 2017
18,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii· 1st of March, 2017
15,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried· 21st of March, 2017
17,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads· 28th of April, 2017
16,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day· 4th of June, 2017
9,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day· 12th of July, 2017
18,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day· 24th of August, 2017
18,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking· 5th of September, 2017
19,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst· 17th of September, 2017
16,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six· 25th of September, 2017
16,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven· 8th of October, 2017
24,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight· 21st of October, 2017
13,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine· 2nd of November, 2017
19,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty· 11th of November, 2017
12,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One· 16th of November, 2017
19,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two· 27th of November, 2017
16,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three· 16th of December, 2017
15,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four· 30th of December, 2017
19,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five· 23rd of January, 2018
22,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six· 13th of February, 2018
21,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven· 1st of March, 2018
15,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight· 15th of March, 2018
18,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning· 9th of April, 2018
14,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour· 19th of April, 2018
13,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One· 26th of May, 2018
11,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two· 20th of June, 2018
15,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three· 11th of July, 2018
14,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four· 13th of July, 2018
35,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity· 15th of August, 2018
16,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six· 2nd of September, 2018
19,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions!· 15th of September, 2018
17,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight· 4th of October, 2018
14,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine· 4th of November, 2018
17,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty· 19th of November, 2018
16,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite· 2nd of December, 2018
10,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two· 14th of January, 2019
19,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three· 5th of February, 2019
21,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four· 14th of February, 2019
13,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five· 3rd of March, 2019
16,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table· 31st of March, 2019
25,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven· 22nd of April, 2019
23,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight· 13th of May, 2019
14,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine· 14th of May, 2019
14,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety· 5th of June, 2019
13,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One· 6th of July, 2019
20,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two· 19th of August, 2019
15,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three· 25th of September, 2019
22,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four· 24th of October, 2019
19,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five· 25th of November, 2019
24,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six· 31st of December, 2019
21,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven· 6th of February, 2020
18,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight· 26th of April, 2020
20,797
incompleteDownload epub First published: 19th of August, 2012 · Backup time: 16th of June, 2020
2,936,030 words

MThe Unexpected Love Life of Dusk Shine

Likes: 4704 Dislikes: 432

on Fimfiction, by meme-asaurus

MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Luna Trixie Main 6

The entire series of FiM as a harem comedy, centering around a Rule 63 Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protoge of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.

When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon's return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he'll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did. (No clop scenes, I Pinkie Promise)

Hey, author of the story here. You might have noticed that there's a big ugly Cancelled at the bottom of all those chapters. This is only half true. The story is actually continuing under the name of a different author, White Rabbit. In fact, you're probably here to get a little recap for his version of it. It's okay, nobody's judging you. When you're done reading this (and by god, I hope you have a lot of spare time for that), go here for the continuation.

Chapters

Mio Amore, No Me Gusta· 31st of July, 2012
10,174
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus· 1st of August, 2012
2,609
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 2· 20th of October, 2012
4,979
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 3· 20th of October, 2012
4,384
Dat Plot (and Subplot)· 13th of August, 2012
2,950
Dat Plot (and Subplot) Pt. 2· 15th of August, 2012
3,085
DatPlot (and Subplot) Pt. 3· 1st of September, 2012
3,173
Dusk meets Trixie· 20th of September, 2012
6,520
The Rise of Dovashy· 31st of August, 2012
2,271
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 2· 6th of September, 2012
2,362
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 3· 8th of September, 2012
2,937
Sleepovers and Shenanigans· 18th of September, 2012
2,754
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 2· 19th of October, 2012
1,408
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 3· 14th of September, 2012
2,036
Wild Mass Guessing· 15th of September, 2012
4,597
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 2· 25th of November, 2012
1,818
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 3· 4th of October, 2012
5,256
A Parasprite's POV· 6th of October, 2012
2,729
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 2· 19th of October, 2012
2,533
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 3· 29th of October, 2012
7,401
Winter Wrap-Up (Or Not...)· 29th of October, 2012
698
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever· 18th of November, 2012
5,728
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 2· 25th of November, 2012
7,040
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 3· 13th of January, 2013
6,344
¡Traducción Española en Producción!· 16th of February, 2013
57
Rarity's Pussy· 18th of February, 2013
7,549
Intermission Chapter: The Date· 24th of February, 2013
2,694
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 2· 28th of March, 2013
4,042
Deleted Scene: Celestia's Love Letter· 1st of April, 2013
874
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 3· 6th of April, 2013
4,563
Pinkieception· 10th of April, 2013
2,759
Pinkieception Pt. 2· 13th of April, 2013
3,401
Pinkieception Pt. 3· 18th of April, 2013
4,009
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Premiere· 27th of May, 2013
3,560
Intermission Chapter: Luna's Letters· 17th of July, 2013
1,334
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Movie· 22nd of August, 2013
6,287
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Crossover· 7th of April, 2014
2,372
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139,287 words

TThe Enchanted Library

Likes: 4084 Dislikes: 56

on Fimfiction, by Monochromatic

MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Alt. Universe Twilight Rarity Discord Main 6 CMCs

When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales.

Everypony enjoys myths and ponytales, even if they know such things aren't real. Alicorns fighting against a spirit of chaos? An ancient princess trapped in a library under a tree, waiting to be found? Quite enchanting and fantastic tales yes, but nonetheless as fictional as Daring Do and other such stories. At least, that's what Rarity used to think.

She doesn't anymore.

Dedicated to Annuska for being as amazing a writer as she is a friend.

Patreon!
Based on an old oneshot.
Chapter Art by Arctic Waters // Graphic Design and Typography by Swan Song.

Chapters

~ Act I ~ 01 ~ The Library in the Forest ~· 11th of February, 2015
9,769
~ Interlude I ~ A Research Log ~· 26th of February, 2015
686
~ Act I ~ 02 ~ The Princess in the Library ~· 26th of February, 2015
6,984
~ Act I ~ 03 ~ The Questions in the Labyrinth ~· 29th of March, 2015
12,942
~ Act I ~ 04 ~ The Princess Parade ~· 11th of April, 2015
9,070
~ Act I ~ 05 ~ The Dragon Library ~· 25th of May, 2015
7,169
~ Act I ~ 06 ~ The Broken Promise ~· 20th of June, 2015
7,768
~ Interlude II ~ A Letter to Twilight ~· 27th of July, 2015
398
~ Act I ~ 07 ~ The Search For Princess Booky ~· 27th of July, 2015
14,297
~ Act I ~ 08 ~ The Last Letter of Fritter Cobbler ~· 1st of September, 2015
12,090
~ Act I ~ 09 ~ The Shadow on the Wall ~· 19th of September, 2015
11,541
~ Act I ~ 10 ~ The Party Mare and Her Secret ~· 14th of October, 2015
5,308
~ Act I ~ 11 ~ The Broken Star ~· 18th of October, 2015
9,435
~ Act I ~ 12 ~ The Professor's Theory ~· 13th of November, 2015
8,296
~ Interlude III ~ A Filly's Dream ~· 13th of November, 2015
3,543
~ Act II ~ 13 ~ The Princess' Request ~· 19th of December, 2015
9,561
~ Act II ~ 14 ~ The Missing Owl ~· 8th of February, 2016
6,943
~ Act II ~ 15 ~ The Kitten and the Butterfly ~· 29th of February, 2016
9,926
~ Interlude IV ~ An Untold Bedtime Story ~· 28th of March, 2016
6,514
~ Act II ~ 16 ~ The Dragon Falls ~· 26th of April, 2016
7,987
~ Act II ~ 17 ~ The Dragon Thief ~· 24th of May, 2016
8,231
~ Act II ~ 18 ~ The Dragon Sacrifice ~· 26th of July, 2016
10,565
~ Act II ~ 19 ~ The Promise Of A Future Meeting ~· 10th of September, 2016
7,847
~ Act II ~ 20 ~ The Wrangled Maze ~· 22nd of December, 2016
9,540
~ Act II ~ 21 ~ The Checklist Conversation ~· 1st of January, 2017
5,322
~ Act II ~ 22 ~ The Secret of Heart's Haven ~· 11th of January, 2017
9,283
~ Act II ~ 23 ~ The Library's Revelations ~· 19th of January, 2017
7,115
~ Interlude V ~ A Filly's Nightmare ~· 10th of February, 2017
3,520
~ Act II ~ 24 ~ The Light of the Library ~· 13th of February, 2017
8,399
~ Act III ~ 25 ~ The Old Castle's Secret ~· 27th of February, 2017
9,111
~ Act III ~ 26 ~ The Legacy From Long Ago ~· 6th of March, 2017
5,366
~ Act III ~ 27 ~ The Princess's Last Letter ~· 19th of March, 2017
8,563
~ Interlude VI ~ A Vision I ~· 19th of March, 2017
406
~ Act III ~ 28 ~ The Three Stallions ~· 27th of March, 2017
9,972
~ Interlude VII ~ A Vision II ~· 27th of March, 2017
860
~ Act III ~ 29 ~ The Longest Night ~· 31st of March, 2017
14,451
~ Interlude VIII ~ A Better Future ~· 4th of April, 2017
588
~ Act III ~ 30 ~ The Magic of Hollow Shades ~· 18th of May, 2017
5,854
~ Act III ~ 31 ~ The Tale of the Four Princesses ~· 25th of May, 2017
7,205
~ Interlude IX ~ An Enchanted Library ~· 25th of May, 2017
3,935
~ Act III ~ 32 ~ The Curse of the Everfree ~· 1st of June, 2017
10,079
~ Act III ~ 33 ~ The Shared Memories ~· 7th of June, 2017
8,620
~ Act III ~ 34 ~ The Return to Canterlot Castle ~· 7th of June, 2017
6,148
~ Act III ~ 35 ~ The Last Seeking Night ~· 8th of June, 2017
5,629
~ Act III ~ 36 ~ The Seamstress in the Library ~· 8th of June, 2017
8,758
~ ??? ~ A Long Wait ~ End of Book I ~· 14th of June, 2017
1,553
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337,147 words

MGentleman for Mares

Likes: 3318 Dislikes: 101

on Fimfiction, by Demon Eyes Laharl

MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Rarity Trixie Cheerilee Spitfire OC

The story of the everyday life of a human hired by mares to provide comfort for their needs, all the while exploring Equestrian life through the eyes of his customers. Set in the Gentlemanverse.

Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.

Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.

This is his story.

"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."

~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.

Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.

First Story of the Gentlemanverse

The story was added in Equestria After Dark. Yay!

The Equestrian Critics Society gave this story the initial score of 8.9/10. (Full Review)
Honorable Mention for Fic of the Month, June 2013

Aquillo's WRITE Review

Chapters

Spitfire's First Gentleman· 6th of November, 2012
6,374
The Enduring and Adaptable Gentleman· 12th of November, 2012
7,269
Take the Heat, Gentleman· 7th of December, 2012
9,284
Gentleman, Teach Me Something Please · 31st of December, 2012
11,650
We Need Gentlemen· 18th of January, 2013
15,483
Gentleman in the Falls· 8th of March, 2013
13,738
Gentleman Falls· 15th of June, 2013
9,746
Drowning Gentleman· 14th of July, 2013
10,275
The Lady and the Gentleman· 11th of August, 2013
12,716
The Gentleman and His Mare· 19th of August, 2013
2,969
completeDownload epub First published: 1st of November, 2012 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
99,509 words

TShackles and Friendship

Likes: 2315 Dislikes: 128

on Fimfiction, by Zaibatsu

MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6 CMCs

A HiE fic filled with light comedy and a bit of adventure. Enjoy.

'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'

A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies.
But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.

Teen for language and some adult themes.
This takes place before season 3.

HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.

AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.

Chapters

Prologue· 8th of August, 2012
695
Chapter 1 - "Dafuq!?"· 7th of September, 2012
4,847
Chapter 2 - The good stuff.· 22nd of August, 2012
1,978
Chapter 3 - Mine does magic.· 6th of August, 2012
3,875
Chapter 4 - The song of my people· 2nd of September, 2012
3,358
Chapter 5 - The one with stars on her butt· 2nd of August, 2012
4,709
Chapter 6 - Is that pony waving at me?· 19th of July, 2012
2,787
Chapter 7 - I do NOT have a fetish for ponies!· 22nd of July, 2012
4,426
Chapter 8 - Death by gay snu-snu· 24th of July, 2012
3,426
Chapter 9 - It was all her idea!· 25th of July, 2012
2,867
Chapter 10 - You'll never take me alive· 28th of July, 2012
4,683
Chapter 11 - Oh it is on like Donkey Kong· 26th of August, 2012
3,157
Chapter 12 - Incoming D'awwwnuke!· 3rd of December, 2012
3,847
Chapter 13 - A purple unicorn and a naked human· 24th of September, 2012
3,548
Chapter 14 - Look at the size of that thing· 24th of September, 2012
3,669
Chapter 15 - Why aren'tya in a zoo?· 24th of September, 2012
4,497
Chapter 16 - Ponies aren't so innocent after all· 21st of September, 2012
4,626
Chapter 17 - She's into it like Rarity· 18th of August, 2012
4,427
Chapter 18 - I guess these ponies aren't so bad after all· 21st of August, 2012
3,664
Chapter 19 - There's a troll I need to deal with· 24th of August, 2012
2,532
Chapter 20 - It appears you have quite a knack with children· 27th of August, 2012
2,613
Chapter 21 - Is that what I look like when I do it?· 3rd of September, 2012
3,640
Chapter 22 - Add bacon strips add bacon strips add bacon strips· 8th of September, 2012
3,314
Chapter 23 - WE GOT BEER PEOPLE!!· 25th of September, 2012
11,899
Chapter 24 - I got close to her goods and lived to tell about it.· 10th of October, 2012
7,170
Chapter 25 - The Star of Rodney· 29th of October, 2012
5,893
Chapter 26 - It's a human thing, get used to it· 20th of November, 2012
7,425
Chapter 27 - You'd know if I wanted to flirt with you· 11th of December, 2012
3,326
Chapter 28 - Oo~oh I miss this taste!· 19th of December, 2012
5,390
Chapter 29 - HE'S MINE!!· 4th of January, 2013
5,108
Chapter 30 - Daddy· 21st of January, 2013
7,659
Chapter 31 - Leave them to die· 2nd of March, 2013
8,902
Chapter 32 - Let's see how annoying I can get· 20th of April, 2013
18,566
Chapter 33 - I'm home· 24th of April, 2013
2,052
Chapter 34 - Sorrow and loss· 7th of May, 2013
5,031
Chapter 35 - Haflax· 17th of June, 2013
7,613
Chapter 36 - Well that escalated quickly (with Q&A)· 27th of July, 2013
7,858
Chapter 37 - Found you· 6th of September, 2013
6,132
Chapter 38 - I know you want this· 9th of October, 2013
3,038
Halloween Special· 1st of November, 2013
7,080
Chapter 39 - Time to play another game· 17th of December, 2013
7,069
Chapter 40 - Jo· 6th of February, 2014
10,042
A very special chapter· 29th of March, 2014
1,509
Chapter 41 - One day you'll find out· 4th of May, 2014
9,249
Chapter 42 - All so easy· 29th of June, 2014
5,662
Chapter 43 - If you do that with a pie...· 14th of August, 2014
7,322
Chapter 44 - Fancy meeting you here· 6th of December, 2014
9,515
Chapter 45 - Scatterbrained· 22nd of January, 2015
5,895
Chapter 46 - I dun goofed· 2nd of March, 2015
6,746
hiatusDownload epub First published: 11th of July, 2012 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
264,314 words

TDexter's Lab: Equestria

Likes: 2120 Dislikes: 56

on Fimfiction, by RenegadeAlias

MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Sci-Fi Crossover Human Celestia Luna Other Main 6 CMCs

Doom and Gloom while things go Boom in . . . Equestria?

An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!)
New FAQ! and TV Tropes!
Planned Phrases from Dexter:
“Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie
“Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight
“No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket.” /to Rainbow Dash
~~“Friends? Who needs friends?”~~

Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything?
For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory
[RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress

Chapters

The Horror...· 15th of May, 2014
1,239
Science Happened, My Dear Equine.· 20th of May, 2014
4,857
I Need A Laboratory· 12th of June, 2014
5,754
Disbelief (Revised)· 21st of June, 2014
3,882
Rarity's Revenge· 6th of August, 2014
6,811
The Pink Monstrosity· 6th of September, 2014
6,749
Huge Creepy Eyes· 1st of December, 2014
14,429
Colt Genius vs Changelings· 5th of January, 2015
15,252
Crossed The Line· 11th of February, 2015
15,946
Herbal Substances · 31st of March, 2015
21,461
Walking Nightmare· 11th of October, 2015
17,019
From the Past, Broken.· 30th of December, 2016
23,206
incompleteDownload epub First published: 15th of May, 2014 · Backup time: 16th of June, 2020
136,605 words

TThe Man With Two Names

Likes: 1853 Dislikes: 129

on Fimfiction, by Tarot Card

MLP: FiM Sad Slice of Life Tragedy Human Apple Bloom Cheerilee Derpy Lyra Other

A human is off to a rough start when Fluttershy finds him eating one of her chickens, and breaks his arm. Can Derpy and the human convince Ponyville to give him a second chance?

When Fluttershy finds a human in her backyard trying to eat one of her chickens, she and a majority of the residents of Ponyville only want this dangerous creature as far away from their town as possible.

After a less than stellar first impression, Derpy Hooves and the human struggle to quell the rumors surrounding his diet, and convince the townsfolk that he's harmless.

Will the human be able to make himself meek enough to coexist? Or will he be driven out of town with torches and pitchforks?

Each chapter is told from the perspective of a different pony.

Chapters

The Guest Speaker (Cheerilee)· 3rd of June, 2012
4,265
The Tenant (Derpy)· 17th of June, 2012
5,047
The Customer (Rarity)· 10th of June, 2012
5,034
The Farm Hand (Applejack)· 13th of March, 2013
8,417
A Friend in Need (Cheerilee)· 17th of March, 2013
5,786
The Human (Spike)· 4th of June, 2013
1,676
The Pedestrian (Lucky)· 16th of June, 2013
5,744
The Applicant (Mayor Mare)· 21st of June, 2013
2,372
The Guest (Bon Bon)· 20th of July, 2013
5,769
The Assistant (Lucky)· 26th of July, 2013
2,977
The Dreamer (Luna)· 19th of August, 2013
2,611
The Shut In (Derpy)· 27th of November, 2013
4,251
The Signator (Spike)· 25th of December, 2013
2,446
The Patron (Twilight)· 27th of December, 2013
2,420
The Vocalist (Lyra)· 7th of January, 2014
5,050
The Fugitive (Apple Bloom)· 23rd of January, 2014
3,165
The Criminal (Luna)· 11th of March, 2014
6,932
Epilogue: The Vagabond· 21st of June, 2014
7,328
Deleted Scenes and Commentary· 21st of June, 2014
8,082
completeDownload epub First published: 6th of April, 2012 · Backup time: 16th of June, 2020
89,372 words

TRender Unto Twilight

Likes: 1640 Dislikes: 70

on Fimfiction, by McCoda

MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Random Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Twilight Velvet Night Light

We all know the story of Twilight's ascension, but what if it took place years earlier? How will the establishment react? Royal madness ensues.

Twilight Sparkle is often cited as being a prodigy. What if that fact is truer then previously believed? In this alternate scenario Twilight develops alicornhood much sooner thanks to the magic surge during her entrance exam. What follows is chaos as the lavender pony maneuvers herself in this crazy new world. Meanwhile, those in the old aristocracy either try to remove the filly or attempt at taking full advantage of her. These are the adventures of an innocent filly who has to contend with the adult world. Silliness is all but certain.

Editor: cyberlord4444
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/cyberlord4444

Inspiration for this story goes out to Georg. If you want to read another filly alicorn story go here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/143216/letters-from-a-little-princess-monster

Some try to write fics about Twilight as a child alicorn, some about her early years as a student, fewer still try to write about both. Hopefully it works.

Good news, it turns out someone made a tvtropes page.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/RenderUntoTwilight

Chapters

Unexpected Interruption (Edited)· 30th of December, 2015
3,100
Royalties· 10th of January, 2016
3,523
Cracking Enigma· 25th of January, 2016
4,230
Early Lessons· 16th of February, 2016
4,590
Bang for Buck· 7th of March, 2016
4,703
Upon Reflection· 22nd of March, 2016
4,447
Lenses· 19th of April, 2016
4,559
Not To Scale· 14th of May, 2016
4,200
Let Her Eat Cake· 9th of June, 2016
3,362
Attack on Pinkie· 22nd of July, 2016
4,964
Laying Bare· 10th of September, 2016
4,446
Life of Twily· 12th of October, 2016
4,837
You Are What You Eat· 9th of January, 2017
6,007
Bonus: To Dream a Dream (exposition intense)· 7th of February, 2017
3,841
Cup for Treason· 23rd of May, 2017
4,277
Over the Edge· 22nd of June, 2017
4,248
Diamond Crusher· 19th of August, 2017
3,413
Apple Peeling· 18th of October, 2017
3,629
Pandora's New Line· 24th of December, 2017
4,950
Aerospunk· 22nd of February, 2018
4,614
Leap of Fate· 24th of May, 2018
4,847
Bonus: Doing it your Own Way... Twenty Thousandth Edition!· 27th of August, 2018
2,816
Bonus: A Mirror's Reflection· 3rd of December, 2018
4,001
The Price is Right· 15th of April, 2019
5,070
incompleteDownload epub First published: 30th of December, 2015 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
102,674 words

TThe Flirt

Likes: 1623 Dislikes: 70

on Fimfiction, by Sir Hat

MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Human Rarity OC

The only human in Equestria has an awkward time in a bar. Mostly due to the massive language barrier.

TDiscord's Heir

Likes: 1616 Dislikes: 122

on Fimfiction, by Forum Explorer

MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6

Discord figures out a way to free himself from his prison. Retirement. Now he just needs a heir.

Discord has given up. Defeated so easily? It's time to retire. But he can't just leave Equestria without chaos can he? So he selects a random human to take up his mantle and to create a new reign of chaos.

Can this human manage new powers? Will he go mad or he will he end up as a statue for foals to gawk at? Is there a third option? Not very likely but with this much power he's going to try his best to create chaos and harmony at the same time.

Link to the picture I used: http://karzahnii.deviantart.com/art/Discord-s-Game-322137800%0A

I do promise to try and keep this light hearted and relatively comedic. Oh right I wrote this in response to the 50 000 word pony story contest. I failed horribly but I thought I'd post what I've got up here. I do plan on finishing this and it being around 50 000 words in the end.

A little warning for you in that the prologue is written very differently then the rest of the story. Also it is mostly unnecessary if you want to skip it altogether. The other thing I promise is that the romance is between ponies only and ponies that appear in the show.

Chapters

Prologue · 3rd of September, 2012
1,983
Chapter 1· 4th of September, 2012
1,954
Chapter 2· 4th of September, 2012
6,809
Chapter 3.Pegasi· 22nd of October, 2012
4,331
Chapter 3.Pinkie· 2nd of January, 2013
2,082
Chapter 3.Rarity· 24th of January, 2013
2,951
Chapter 3.Twilight· 28th of March, 2013
2,310
Chapter 3.Applejack· 21st of July, 2013
2,980
Chapter 3.Princesses· 24th of December, 2013
4,756
Chapter 3.Paradox· 31st of January, 2014
2,142
Chapter 4. Rarity· 8th of June, 2014
3,946
Chapter 4.Paradox· 8th of June, 2014
1,498
Chapter 4.Pegasi· 25th of December, 2014
7,608
Chapter 4.Pinkie· 29th of May, 2018
2,249
Chapter 4.Twilight· 27th of June, 2018
2,115
incompleteDownload epub First published: 2nd of September, 2012 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
49,714 words

MStaying Put

Likes: 1580 Dislikes: 106

on Fimfiction, by An Intricate Disguise

MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Porn OC Main 6

A surely weak and helpless stallion is living on the edge of the Everfree. Twilight and co. attempt to rescue him and herd him under the safety of mares. Said stallion happens to like the sound of herding, but he'll not say it outright. (RGRE)

When Twilight hears about a stallion that lives all alone on the edge of the Everfree, she flips her shit. How could a poor, weak, helpless little stallion be living all the way out there with no mares to keep him safe or herd with him?!

Turns out this stallion isn't so weak. He's also never heard of the concept of herding before now, and he likes what he hears...

Not that he'll tell them that straight away, but he's definitely not running. He'd have to be certifiably insane to turn down that much pussy, after all, right?

Oh yeah, RGRE.

A commission for Iorii.

Chapters

Strong, Independent Stallion That Don't Need No Mares· 19th of April, 2018
1,938
No Manticores Were Harmed In The Making of This Chapter· 20th of April, 2018
2,544
The Strange Habits of Pegasi· 23rd of April, 2018
1,878
Have You Done This Before?· 25th of April, 2018
1,679
Honouring His Word· 3rd of May, 2018
1,801
White is in Right Now· 8th of June, 2018
2,393
A Shred of Normality· 19th of July, 2018
2,223
Rarity Gets Fucked in the Next Chapter· 19th of August, 2018
2,908
First Dates· 22nd of August, 2018
2,766
Morning After Thrill· 14th of October, 2018
2,179
Fuck· 16th of November, 2018
1,827
A Taste of Coco· 27th of January, 2019
3,834
incompleteDownload epub First published: 20th of April, 2018 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
27,970 words

TTwilight's Twinlight

Likes: 1553 Dislikes: 164

on Fimfiction, by Autum Breeze

MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Twilight Rainbow Dash Prince Blueblood Other Main 6

After his sudden death on his way to school due to an idiot driver, Ken Williams wakes up to find himself as a strange quadruped with wings and a horn.

Coverart from HERE

Set shortly after the season 5 premiere, but before episode three

Romance tag readded due to a lack of a certain mare having a ship in the finale.

Normally, Ken wouldn't have minded finding an excuse to get out of school. However, being hit by a car and suddenly waking up as a strange four legged creature with purple fur, wings and a horn is not something he'd have chosen just to play hooky.

Now in a world he continually doesn't understand and makes him... now a her, want to pull her hair out, Ken must learn how to coincide with the creatures of Equestria, while finding her place in this bizare world that defies all senses of logic she was raised with. On top of that, she's now apparently a princess and has to deal with nobles fawning over her, including one male who she knows is definitely just trying to get into her new female parts to breed, and she'll have none of that.

Of all the things she could've chosen to get out of school, this was definitely not one of them and she just wants to go back to normal. Sadly, that doesn't seem likely to happen any time soon.

Though not pertaining to the main character, Romance tag does still apply to other characters in this story. It's just the Tag Limiter wouldn't let me keep Romance Tag after I edited the description a little, so had to remove the tag, even if it still holds some small weight on the story.

Featured Box 16-18/8/2015. Okay. Seriously did not see that coming.

Chapters

Chapter 1· 16th of August, 2015
4,136
Chapter 2· 16th of August, 2015
4,460
Chapter 3· 15th of October, 2015
2,895
Chapter 4· 18th of October, 2015
5,047
Chapter 5· 20th of November, 2015
3,516
Chapter 6· 22nd of November, 2015
5,058
Chapter 7· 10th of November, 2016
5,290
Chapter 8· 25th of November, 2016
3,872
Chapter 9· 5th of May, 2017
3,084
Chapter 10· 28th of May, 2017
4,332
Chapter 11· 11th of June, 2017
4,522
Chapter 12· 18th of June, 2017
3,680
Chapter 13· 25th of June, 2017
4,149
Chapter 14· 18th of May, 2019
4,883
Chapter 15· 23rd of May, 2019
3,068
Chapter 16· 24th of May, 2019
3,120
Chapter 17· 31st of May, 2019
6,957
Chapter 18· 3rd of June, 2019
2,931
Chapter 19· 7th of June, 2019
5,446
Chapter 20· 14th of June, 2019
6,259
Chapter 21· 20th of June, 2019
6,365
Chapter 22· 23rd of June, 2019
9,743
Chapter 23· 24th of July, 2020
4,125
Chapter 24· 12th of August, 2020
6,333
incompleteDownload epub First published: 16th of August, 2015 · Backup time: 3rd of November, 2020
113,271 words

ELiving in Equestria

Likes: 1507 Dislikes: 123

on Fimfiction, by Blazewing

MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Pinkie Derpy OC Main 6 CMCs

A young man finds himself in a world beyond his wildest imaginations...

A young man named Dave, while writing a personal journal about his perceptions of liking the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic", is unexpectedly whisked away into the land of Equestria, where his memories about the world even being part of a show are erased, leaving him lost in an unfamiliar land. Luckily, help comes to him in the form of a pony named Pinkie Pie, who immediately dubs him her new friend, and introduces him to life in Equestria...

Cover art done by Redback Spino

Editing: Firebirdbtops

Chapters

Where Am I?· 26th of November, 2012
3,536
Welcome to Ponyville· 26th of November, 2012
2,848
A Dash of Rainbow· 26th of November, 2012
2,937
An Apple Family Brunch· 26th of November, 2012
3,058
A Rare Opportunity· 26th of November, 2012
3,703
Always the Shy Ones· 26th of November, 2012
3,298
Twilight Sparkle· 2nd of December, 2012
5,312
Sugarcube Corner· 24th of September, 2012
3,855
My Dinner With Pinkie· 24th of September, 2012
2,143
Surprise!· 6th of July, 2012
2,699
A Party to Remember· 8th of July, 2012
3,991
Morning in Ponyville· 20th of July, 2012
3,548
An Afternoon With Twi· 24th of July, 2012
2,751
Ponies Tell the Best Tales· 3rd of August, 2012
3,410
Rarity Works Her Magic· 12th of November, 2012
3,875
Meet the Crusaders· 27th of November, 2012
4,352
A Chat with Applejack· 24th of September, 2012
3,881
Ironmane· 14th of August, 2012
2,446
Derpy Hooves· 17th of August, 2012
3,238
Where oh Where Has Our Scootaloo Gone?· 23rd of August, 2012
3,613
Into the Forest· 31st of August, 2012
2,682
Zecora of the Everfree· 2nd of September, 2012
2,561
What to Do for Scootaloo· 4th of September, 2012
2,987
Scootaloo's Tale· 9th of September, 2012
3,425
My Best Pony Pal, Pinkie Pie· 12th of September, 2012
2,865
How to Find a Mommy· 15th of September, 2012
2,032
I-de-a!· 14th of September, 2012
2,627
Scootaloo's New Home· 28th of September, 2012
2,768
The Great and Powerful Trixie· 26th of September, 2012
4,921
Melody and Heartstrings· 18th of October, 2012
3,221
The Calm Before the Plunge· 12th of October, 2012
3,954
The Q&A· 12th of November, 2012
7,935
An Attempt at Peace, Failed· 2nd of December, 2012
5,316
A Nightmare to End All· 9th of December, 2012
4,138
*Alternate POV* Nocturnal Doings· 17th of December, 2012
5,503
Letters, Bullies, and Harvesting· 22nd of December, 2012
5,419
Dinky Hooves, Cutie Mark Crusader· 11th of January, 2013
4,128
A Night On the Lanes· 14th of January, 2013
4,847
The Complicated History of a Showpony· 20th of January, 2013
5,840
A Step Toward Home· 23rd of January, 2013
4,782
A Day at the Spa· 5th of February, 2013
5,925
The Running of the Leaves· 19th of February, 2013
6,511
Off to Canterlot· 4th of March, 2013
5,250
An Inside Tour of Canterlot· 8th of March, 2013
2,886
A Meeting with Her Majesty· 10th of March, 2013
5,238
Last Evening in Canterlot· 17th of March, 2013
3,764
A New Home· 21st of March, 2013
5,215
A New Home Means New Neighbors· 26th of March, 2013
3,456
Cider Season· 1st of April, 2013
5,409
A Great and Powerful Argument· 4th of April, 2013
4,057
*Alternate POV* That Same Friday· 6th of April, 2013
4,371
Pinkie Pie's Homecoming· 7th of April, 2013
4,578
Tribune and Trixie· 7th of April, 2013
4,536
The Sick and Bedridden Trixie· 13th of April, 2013
3,416
What to Do, What to Do· 18th of April, 2013
4,844
Dolly Tribune's Big Scoop· 27th of April, 2013
5,431
Reparations Made· 6th of May, 2013
6,072
It Was a Dark and Stormy Day...· 10th of May, 2013
3,590
Welcome Back!· 19th of May, 2013
5,477
Cutie Mark Crusaders Pirates· 27th of May, 2013
5,786
On the Way to Recovery· 31st of May, 2013
5,188
Preparing for Nightmare Night· 8th of June, 2013
4,533
Slumber Party at Dave's· 14th of June, 2013
6,521
Trixie's Revenge· 14th of June, 2013
3,857
Nightmare Night· 19th of June, 2013
7,632
The Round Table· 30th of June, 2013
5,882
Operation: Car· 8th of July, 2013
3,509
The Haggler's Way to A Better Bargain· 20th of July, 2013
3,849
Raising The Bits: Week 1· 24th of July, 2013
4,495
*Alternate POV* Evening Happenings· 28th of July, 2013
3,089
Happy Not-Quite Birthday!· 4th of August, 2013
5,765
Raising the Bits: Week 2· 17th of August, 2013
7,813
Babysitting Sweetie Belle· 24th of August, 2013
5,843
The Best-Laid Plans of Foals and Men· 31st of August, 2013
1,895
To Catch a Thief· 2nd of September, 2013
3,098
The Rainbow Avenger· 11th of September, 2013
4,116
The Junior Derby· 12th of September, 2013
6,195
First Day of Winter· 24th of September, 2013
3,329
Bonbons and Bunnies· 2nd of October, 2013
5,336
*Alternate POV* That Same Winter Evening· 13th of October, 2013
3,141
Essays and Ice Skating· 16th of October, 2013
5,125
First Day of Work· 24th of October, 2013
5,083
Unexpected Meetings· 30th of October, 2013
5,016
Scales and Arpeggios· 9th of November, 2013
4,246
Shopper's Anxiety· 1st of December, 2013
3,698
Gathering Gift Ideas· 24th of December, 2013
4,698
Shopping and Piano Practice· 24th of December, 2013
3,435
A Busy Sunday· 6th of January, 2014
4,657
Canterlot Shopping Spree· 6th of February, 2014
5,465
*Alternate POV* Winter Doings· 7th of February, 2014
2,549
Return to Ponyville· 26th of February, 2014
4,615
Hearth's Warming Eve· 28th of February, 2014
7,495
An Un-Equestrian Child· 11th of March, 2014
6,501
Hearth's Warming Day· 9th of April, 2014
6,596
A Full Day· 2nd of May, 2014
4,353
New Year's Eve· 20th of May, 2014
6,180
Post-New Year's Weekend· 19th of September, 2014
5,541
A Very Full Monday· 30th of September, 2014
3,939
A Trip to Cloudsdale· 10th of October, 2014
6,660
*100th Chapter Special* *Alternate POV* Codfish· 21st of November, 2014
4,219
The Crystal Empire· 5th of February, 2015
5,234
An Evening Talk with Celestia· 12th of February, 2015
6,341
A Busy Week in Canterlot· 4th of April, 2015
4,518
Reunion, and Off Once More· 4th of May, 2015
3,559
A Devious Plot· 4th of June, 2015
2,031
The Empire At Last· 19th of July, 2015
3,102
Back to Ponyville· 22nd of September, 2015
4,983
Speech Prep· 11th of November, 2015
3,217
The Speech· 17th of November, 2015
2,614
*Alternate POV* A Hooves' Day Out· 6th of January, 2016
5,207
A Day with Pinkie Pie· 4th of February, 2016
6,692
Solitude, Skeet Shooting, and Sickness· 8th of March, 2016
4,762
Off to the Lounge· 26th of March, 2016
2,752
The Brimstone Lounge· 13th of April, 2016
5,390
Post-Grand Opening Excitement· 4th of May, 2016
5,029
Back to Work at Bon Bon's· 3rd of June, 2016
2,780
Hearts and Hooves Day· 10th of June, 2016
3,955
A Brief Lull· 20th of July, 2016
6,429
Dinner with the Pies· 17th of August, 2016
3,543
First Day On the Farm· 23rd of August, 2016
5,176
*Alternate POV* Doings Elsewhere· 13th of September, 2016
5,838
Albums and Archeology· 28th of September, 2016
4,082
Last Days on the Farm· 14th of October, 2016
4,892
Sunday, Busy Sunday· 18th of November, 2016
5,043
Last Week of Winter· 9th of January, 2017
4,189
Revelations on the Last Day of Winter· 15th of January, 2017
3,799
Winter Wrap Up· 12th of March, 2017
6,543
Spring Has Sprung· 24th of April, 2017
4,094
Crazy Sunday· 2nd of September, 2017
5,958
*Alternate POV* Rainy Day Doings· 26th of November, 2017
5,270
Busy First Week of Spring· 26th of March, 2018
5,354
Concert Talk· 12th of June, 2018
4,692
Time with Twilight· 1st of October, 2018
6,047
Surprises Galore· 21st of December, 2018
4,445
Unexpected Revelations· 16th of August, 2019
3,544
incompleteDownload epub First published: 27th of June, 2012 · Backup time: 2nd of August, 2020
602,518 words

ESubconscious Attraction

Likes: 1410 Dislikes: 45

on Fimfiction, by little big pony

MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Rarity Other

Pony X Human Snuggles: a Rarity romance story

One day a man wakes up in a pony's bed. For the next several days the two of them try to discover why such a thing happened.

They don't do a very good job of figuring anything out but they do cuddle a lot.

MWhite Wine

Likes: 1321 Dislikes: 43

on Fimfiction, by doomguy

MLP: FiM Sex Romance Human Rarity Other

The associate of a white unicorn learns that there may be more to life than the pursuit of wealth.

It's been nine months since you first started working for Rarity as a marketing advisor and "associate". Despite the boutique's success, Rarity has decided to return to Equestria, selling her business and leaving you without a job. As you celebrate her last night in Los Angeles, you discover that there may be more to life than the pursuit of material success.

* Contains strong sexual content

TYou're Getting Better

Likes: 1258 Dislikes: 30

on Fimfiction, by 2Merr

MLP: FiM Profanity Romance Comedy Slice of Life Second Person Human Pinkie Rarity CMCs Anon

Friendship is a give-and-take relationship. Fortunately for you, Pinkie doesn't ask for much, and she has plenty to give.
Maybe it's time to start giving back.

Chapters

Coffee and Ice Cream· 18th of May, 2017
1,490
That Was Easy· 21st of May, 2017
1,195
Omelette Du Fromage· 1st of June, 2017
1,257
Fashion Horse· 19th of June, 2017
1,337
Type 3 Diabetes· 29th of June, 2017
1,251
Cheaters Get Prizes· 8th of July, 2017
1,464
Out With the Old· 21st of July, 2017
2,150
Speech Level: -0.5· 27th of July, 2017
2,504
Yummy Yummy· 30th of August, 2017
2,066
Trains + Rocks = Neat· 8th of September, 2017
2,212
This Is Fine· 5th of October, 2017
1,814
Everything Is Fine· 28th of November, 2017
1,648
No Syrup Needed· 30th of November, 2017
1,455
Creative Chapter Title· 9th of January, 2018
1,073
World’s Best Babysitter· 5th of April, 2018
1,505
Wake Me up Inside· 25th of May, 2018
2,128
Incompetence Is Key· 27th of October, 2018
2,555
Ponies Don’t Come With Instruction Manuals· 31st of August, 2019
2,675
A Pinker Point of View· 11th of September, 2019
750
Two Thumbs and a Pinkie· 25th of December, 2019
2,211
Dance With No Schmance· 21st of May, 2020
1,594
incompleteDownload epub First published: 18th of May, 2017 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
36,334 words

MPinkie's Politeness Practice

Likes: 1258 Dislikes: 90

on Fimfiction, by Horse Girls Are Watching

MLP: FiM Sex Fetish Romance Comedy Porn Second Person Human Alt. Universe Twilight Rainbow Dash Pinkie Rarity Anon

In Equestria, everypony is pretty open about fucking. You can do it anytime, anywhere, with just about anypony. Especially with good friends. It turns out Anon is pretty shy about the whole thing

In Equestria, everypony is pretty open about fucking. You can do it anytime, anywhere, with just about anypony. Especially with good friends. So when Anon is caught masturbating by his best friend Pinkie, there's a few hurt feelings. It turns out that Anon is pretty shy about the whole casual sex thing, but he's willing to learn, so the girls come up with a plan to teach Anon the Equestrian version of friendship.

And he's got a lot to learn.

Tags: Porn with a plot, Public Sex, Casual Sex Universe, Excessive Cum, Cum Play, Light Dub-con/reluctance, Oral Creampie, Romance, Tsundere tomboys, and much more in later chapters.

Tags Per Chapter Documentation

Chapters

Things Are Different Here· 24th of October, 2019
3,006
He Does WHAT?· 24th of October, 2019
4,521
Rarity's Rapid Release Course· 29th of October, 2019
5,371
Run On By· 4th of November, 2019
3,143
Empty· 4th of November, 2019
2,482
You'll Be My First· 4th of November, 2019
4,686
You'll Know When You Know· 8th of November, 2019
3,575
Hooves On Lesson· 11th of November, 2019
1,854
A Sweet Escape· 11th of November, 2019
3,436
The Lines Between Teacher and Student· 15th of November, 2019
3,457
Twilight's Tonics and Teachings· 15th of November, 2019
3,969
incompleteDownload epub First published: 28th of October, 2019 · Backup time: 14th of June, 2020
39,500 words

TGet Him!

Likes: 1244 Dislikes: 169

on Fimfiction, by TJHoofer

MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Random Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna OC Main 6 CMCs

A human named Alex suddenly finds himself in Equestria, without knowing how or why. The only thing he does know, is that everypony wants to get him.

A young human called Alex is transported to Equestria without knowing how or why. After being discovered by Twilight Sparkle and her assistant Spike in the Everfree Forest, Alex soon learns that he is a very special case.
He now finds himself running for his life as everypony is out to get him.

Will Alex escape this ponified nightmare, or will he find himself as a prized catch?

This story was inspired by 'We will Catch You if we Can' by proto-alpha.

Chapters

Prologue: Only in the Everfree...· 5th of October, 2014
1,634
Chapter 1: The Greatest Discovery· 5th of October, 2014
3,271
Chapter 2: The Great Apple Chase· 7th of October, 2014
4,096
Chapter 3: Endangered Species· 8th of October, 2014
4,239
Chapter 4: Good Bye Human Party· 8th of October, 2014
5,172
Chapter 5: Trapped in Fashion· 9th of October, 2014
4,388
Chapter 6: Color of Deception· 10th of October, 2014
4,614
Chapter 7: Taste the Rainbow· 12th of October, 2014
5,963
Chapter 8: Pies and Jokes· 13th of October, 2014
6,202
Chapter 9: Cutie Troubles· 15th of October, 2014
7,645
Chapter 10: Chicken Run· 16th of October, 2014
4,931
Chapter 11: Rhyme or Reason· 19th of October, 2014
5,914
Chapter 12: Dash and Lexy· 19th of October, 2014
5,691
Chapter 13: Hot Spot· 20th of October, 2014
4,812
Chapter 14: Royal Display· 21st of October, 2014
9,474
Chapter 15: Sibling Rivalry· 22nd of October, 2014
7,276
Chapter 16: The Great Human Hunt· 24th of October, 2014
10,121
Twilight Wins· 3rd of November, 2014
6,387
Applejack Wins· 3rd of November, 2014
6,138
Rarity Wins· 8th of November, 2014
6,449
Rainbow Dash Wins· 24th of November, 2014
9,840
Fluttershy Wins· 9th of December, 2014
8,078
The CMC Wins· 5th of January, 2015
10,675
Pinkie Pie Wins· 19th of January, 2015
8,694
Luna Wins· 26th of January, 2015
9,198
Celestia Wins· 7th of February, 2015
7,659
Bonus Ending· 20th of May, 2015
9,532
completeDownload epub First published: 6th of October, 2014 · Backup time: 16th of June, 2020
177,987 words

M"Friendship Lessons"

Likes: 1180 Dislikes: 28

on Fimfiction, by little big pony

MLP: FiM Sex Romance Human Twilight Pinkie Rarity

Sometimes problems cannot be solved through conventional means. Sometimes two people with a problem must think outside of the box. Sometimes thinking outside of the box means having sex with a person that you don't very much care for. Many times. In many positions. Loudly.

Warning: Contains Horse/Human Relations. Viewer Discretion Advised

Artist is atrolux if anyone wants to know

TFimfic Authors Are In Your Bed

Likes: 1145 Dislikes: 71

on Fimfiction, by Admiral Biscuit

MLP: FiM Comedy Random Second Person Crossover Human Twilight DJ P0N-3 Other Chrysalis Ms. Harshwhinny

A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.

You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.

Things go downhill fast.

And she's just your first visitor.

Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors.
Do you want to join? Click here!