Update 3/19/2021: A couple days after publishing this story, and after Fluttershy injected a hacking payload into the mainframe utilizing a quantum subspace frequency modulation algorithm, we were able to access hidden meta-data for this data endpoint and successfully remove ourselves from the causality loop. I am writing this message to preserve our efforts before we sever the connection, in the off chance that something like this ever happens again. With Love and Friendship, Twilight Sparkle.
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony is a certain age, they are given a timer that counts down the days until they meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers. She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
It is Equestrian tradition that, when a pony comes of a certain age, they are given a magic timer that counts down the days until they're destined to meet their soulmate. Rarity was very excited the day she got hers.
She just hadn't expected it would be counting up.
Short ficlet based on a prompt I got on my Tumblr blog. Original prompt was to write a drabble set in a universe where "timers are set on the wrist of every person once they are a certain age, slowly counting down until the day they meet their soulmate".
Twilight and Pinkie Pie share a little more than cake...
Pinkie Pie thought she was just going to let Twilight Sparkle try a new confection she cooked up; little did she know, the Princess would be sampling far more than just her pastry...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Oral, Face Fucking, Face Sitting, A Fat Ass, and Eating Cake ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Artwork by Dank Flank (Twitter @Dankflank1)
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Anon and 'Lil Cheese go on an outing to the Canterlot mall. Sadly, the man is woefully ill-prepared for the endeavor...
With little else to do, and a few more days until Pinkie Pie picks up her kid, Anon decides to distract himself with a trip to the Canterlot mall. He hoped that being out in public would spare him from the amorous advances from his impish guest, but he was dead wrong. Trapped away from home, with perilously little privacy, he finds himself being taunted and teased at every turn. It's all he can do to hope that his reservations and waning willpower can hold out...
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Interspecies, Plenty of Seduction, Exhibitionism, Stealth Sex, Oral, Anal, Size Difference, Crossdressing, Creampies, and Poor Impulse Control
Artwork by @Aer0Zer0Ri2k (twitter) Editing and assistance from @Crade (baraag)
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Celestia's intrusive thoughts have been bugging her. Anon of course steps up to help any way he can.
Ever since being relieved of the majority of her major duties, Celestia has been extremely bored. Anon takes notice of her having a particularly bad night and gets her to confess her real problems.
On a hot and restless night, Sweet Pop and Bubblegum Star start texting each other past their bedtime. Just how far will things go with a camera and a simple request: 'show me your butt'?
Sweet Pop considers herself an average filly. She does well in school, somewhat dislikes the tedium of classes but likes making friends, and has a hobby or two that she’s really into. To her parents’ surprise, one of these hobbies is photography. That’s why she got a camera for her birthday just last month. She’s been practicing with it ever since, but she’s never had any real reason to use it.
At least, until she met Bubblegum Star. Being a filly who one day dreams of being up in lights, Star’s interested in photography as well. She also has a camera. These simple facts led to them breaking the ice quickly, and becoming fast friends. From friends, they became best friends...and then just a little more, but they’d never tell anypony besides each other. They Pinkie-promised on that, after all.
But as luck would have it, a mix of sleeplessness, texting, and awfully convenient biological timing means the two fillies are about to have an interesting night thanks to cyberspace.
Tags: Foalcon, F/F, texting/sexting, provocative poses, panty teases, a filly’s first heat/estrus, masturbation, lesbian shipping, pillow-grinding
In a last ditch effort to find a foal sitter, Pinkie Pie approaches Equestria's resident human.
Anon didn't expect to find himself as a foal sitter - then again, he had never expected to find himself in a land of magical, talking horses. With no other options and winding down the clock, Pinkie Pie asked him for a huge favor and, well, who was he to turn her down. Looking after an adorable, cotton-candy maned tiny pony couldn't be too hard, could it?
Kinks Include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Interspecies, Potentially Intentional Acts of Seduction, Lewd Pony Apparel, Oral, Anal, Very Inappropriate Wordplay, Size Difference, and a Somewhat Unorthodox Eclair
Artwork by Aer0 Zer0
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The Pie family is Amish, right? They don't belong to a religion called Televisionarialism that preaches that Equestria is a world artificially created for a TV show... Right?
The Pie family is very serious about their religion. Their religion believes that Equestria was created by writers and animators from another world in order to keep their otherworldly species entertained. Pinkie and her friends have the most legendary friendship in Equestria, but will it still stand after Twilight, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rarity find out that Pinkie doesn't even believe that their world is real?
Make sure to check out this song by AC-527 partially inspired by this story. Thank you AC-527!
The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria.
A continuation of the universe established in "The Stars Revolt", and a reboot of "Hands", Andrew Shepherd is trying to live a normal life as the local Ponyville alien.
The mane six play a game of shapeshifting truth or dare and cross a few boundaries in the process.
Twilight and her friends have held a weekly slumber party for years to keep in touch and play a game or two. After one too many rounds of the typical slumber party games, Twilight is charged with finding something new. Discord has a chaos-magic-filled solution. A game of his own creation.
Metamorphilia.
Contains: magical genderbending, species swapping, party sex, a bit of human action in later chapters, and the mane six being very conveniently thirsty for one another.
Content warnings will be updated as required with future chapters.
A few days after ascending to Alicornhood, Twilight Sparkle is experimenting with Magic, as she is wont to do. She found a lovely new spell in Luna's old quarters in the Castle of the Two Pony Sisters that she's just dying to try. She should've read the fine print.
Featured 6/22/2020. Thank you all so much! It happened again 6/30/2020! What insanity is this?! OK, seriously, you people spoil me. 7/1/2020 I'm going to keep thanking you every time it happens. You can't stop me! 7/4/2020 Have all the happy Pinkie Pies in the world! 7/5/2020 RIGHT ON MY DUDES! ROCK ON! 7/13/2020
The Elements of Harmony experience the magic of self-pleasure after nightfall, when nopony is around to witness. Each of them handles their pent-up, burning desires in their own special way...
Choose your favorite pony, or choose them all! There's a little for everybody~
A collection of vignettes about various Hassenfeld ponies and their owners.
In 2025, Hasbro Biotech introduced a new product -- the Hassenfeld Pony -- genetically-engineered horses made to look and act like the characters of an obscure show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Despite the high asking prices and the ethical questions surrounding them, they took the world by storm. Thousands of households in America, and tens of thousands more overseas, soon had one of their own.
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange. Very strange. But why only around Twilight Sparkle?
Rainbow Dash has been acting strange lately--and not the "I've been hanging around Pinkie for most of the week, she's just rubbing off on me" strange. After all, Pinkie Pie doesn't build sheds at random and strut around like a peacock.
After finally noticing this odd behavior, Twilight enlists the help of Rainbow's oldest friend, Fluttershy, for answers. What follows is not what she expects. At all.
They call her the greatest stockbroker on Wall Street. Some call her the next Warren Buffett. She's the "Pink Pony of Wall Street."
They call her the greatest stockbroker to ever hit Wall Street. Some call her the next Warren Buffett. Working from a nondescript, shoebox-sized office, her clients have earned millions through her shrewd investments.
She's...the "Pink Pony of Wall Street."
Intended for Admiral Biscuit's Not-A-Contest for ponies working on Earth. This was an impulse write--proofreading my may be spotty.
Cover image credit (Thanks to Admiral Biscuit and Trick Question for helping me find this very appropos picture!)
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What's worse than becoming a pony? I'll tell you. Transforming into Princess Cadance during a college class and waking up in a horse-trailer. Yeah. Life's screwed up.
None of you know me. And I know why. I'm just an average 20 year-old MLP G4 brony... who is going to a college for graphic-novelists... in the year 2025.
But take my advice: life finds a way to screw with you at every turn. I know that because I had a first-hand experience with something nobody has ever experienced before.
I fell unconsious and turned into Princess Cadance. During a college class! And I woke up in a horse trailer post-transformation!
Life can be so f'ed up!
Now I'm in danger and being held hostage by a bunch of crazy people! But you all know how that ends. Right? Probably not. But do you know what? I don't know either.
This just goes to show that you should never wish to transform into a pony. Ever!
IMPORTANT NOTE! The first 9 chapters are a bit depressing. Read at your own risk!
ANOTHER NOTE: I know some things don’t make sense such as the fact that the government wouldn’t pay for having aliens discovered. But in my defense, the story happens in 2025, and real aliens haven’t really been brought down... I think.
Violence is minor, but the tag is there anyway.
Character tags will be added as the story progresses.
Featured on 7/9/2020, and 7/26/2020. Thank you all !
Shortly after being defeated in the Canterlot invasion, Chrysalis decides to use her most powerful weapon against the ponies; bureaucracy.
Chrysalis was blasted from Canterlot by Shining’s and Cadance’s love for each other, but she hasn’t lost yet, she still has a secret weapon against them.
A weapon that only an ancient love-sucking being with a keen mind and an army of spies can wield; a deep understanding of the pony’s laws.
So, she arms herself with a business suit, glasses, and a briefcase full of documents, and marches on towards Canterlot.
Since Anonymous has arrived in Equestria, he’s made little effort in forming friendships in the land most representative of it. Through his abrasiveness and social isolation, he has actively avoided public gatherings, parties, and even simple conversations. Thus, Celestia decides to take on the teaching role once more and show Anonymous how magical friendship can be.
An AnonFilly story; a human trucker has been turned into a little green horse, for a Great Purpose! ... probably?
It's not every day you wake up in another country after drinking your weight in Bahama Mamas at an Applebee's in South Dakota; it's not every day you wake up in Equestria, either. But Mego Mars has experienced both, and is about to have the adventure of his life trying to figure out how one led to the other. The kicker? He's suddenly a horse. And not just any horse; a little green girl horse. This isn't how the great adventure movie usually starts, is it?!
Written for Sparktail's AnonFilly contest, which had to focus on AnonFilly, a character I've never really heard of! But the fun thing is that 'AnonFilly' can really be anyone (so long as she's grumpy), and I liked the idea of a cute little pony actually being a big burly trucker doing his best to save Equestria!
