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MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse . If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.
I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Chapters Prologue · 23rd of November, 20124,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins... · 18th of September, 201217,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon · 18th of September, 20128,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No · 31st of August, 20129,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night · 19th of November, 201215,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge · 5th of September, 201210,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around · 7th of December, 201218,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks · 28th of August, 20127,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings · 19th of September, 201215,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted? · 14th of September, 20128,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala · 14th of September, 20128,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up · 2nd of September, 20128,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath. · 3rd of September, 201213,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this · 7th of December, 201213,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies · 16th of September, 20126,626
Special Christmas Chapter · 26th of December, 20123,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished · 17th of September, 201210,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom! · 7th of December, 201212,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war · 19th of September, 201213,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people. · 21st of September, 20124,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart · 4th of September, 20123,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor · 6th of September, 20127,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again · 7th of December, 20126,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons. · 6th of September, 201211,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt. · 30th of November, 201211,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day · 8th of December, 201218,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime · 8th of December, 201210,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home · 10th of November, 201212,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager · 7th of December, 201213,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions · 5th of October, 201210,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people! · 19th of November, 20128,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything · 5th of October, 20125,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties · 7th of December, 201215,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard · 8th of December, 201216,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt · 8th of December, 201225,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated · 7th of December, 201231,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot · 7th of December, 201215,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams · 20th of November, 201226,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away · 19th of October, 201216,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer · 26th of November, 20129,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot · 7th of December, 201227,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry · 7th of December, 201213,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters · 23rd of September, 20122,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines · 24th of October, 20129,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made · 8th of December, 201210,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive · 3rd of November, 201220,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells · 28th of October, 20127,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus · 7th of November, 201220,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting · 21st of November, 201210,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus · 7th of December, 201210,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend · 30th of September, 201213,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin · 4th of December, 20126,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs! · 19th of October, 201214,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs · 2nd of December, 201214,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance · 7th of December, 20128,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa · 8th of November, 20129,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me. · 19th of October, 20128,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival · 8th of November, 201211,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway · 20th of October, 201216,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy · 25th of November, 201212,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies · 20th of October, 201212,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night · 3rd of December, 20129,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes · 20th of October, 20128,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards... · 24th of November, 201214,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders · 5th of December, 201216,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man · 16th of November, 201215,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home · 8th of December, 201212,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking · 7th of December, 201214,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility · 17th of December, 201211,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come. · 20th of December, 201213,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this? · 6th of January, 201312,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games · 12th of January, 201320,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing · 18th of January, 201313,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day… · 26th of January, 201314,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world · 31st of January, 201314,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous · 10th of February, 201310,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something · 26th of February, 201318,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end · 16th of March, 201313,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests · 29th of March, 201321,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well… · 10th of April, 201311,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy · 16th of April, 201316,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself · 25th of April, 201311,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking · 2nd of May, 201320,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s? · 15th of May, 201318,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat · 25th of May, 201314,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest · 5th of June, 201316,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons. · 21st of June, 201316,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave · 9th of July, 201319,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences · 12th of July, 201313,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit · 20th of July, 201315,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat · 9th of August, 201313,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree · 13th of August, 201311,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two · 17th of August, 201312,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands · 25th of August, 201313,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit · 31st of August, 201312,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire · 3rd of September, 201314,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings · 8th of September, 201314,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole · 14th of September, 201315,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire · 28th of September, 201313,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again · 14th of October, 201312,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book... · 9th of November, 201322,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew · 19th of November, 201316,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle · 18th of December, 201315,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair... · 26th of December, 201314,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly · 28th of December, 201313,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business · 30th of December, 201314,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business · 3rd of January, 201413,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse · 6th of January, 201412,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City · 12th of January, 201413,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter · 15th of January, 201413,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby! · 21st of January, 201411,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted · 28th of January, 201414,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned · 21st of February, 201416,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon · 16th of March, 201417,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back · 8th of April, 201413,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming · 20th of April, 201412,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home · 1st of May, 201417,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen · 13th of May, 201416,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down · 28th of May, 201414,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville · 12th of July, 201414,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkie s · 10th of August, 201412,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms · 29th of August, 201413,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie's Challenge · 17th of September, 201415,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie's Comeuppance · 28th of September, 201421,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital · 29th of October, 201414,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change · 3rd of November, 20147,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 17th of November, 20147,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date · 24th of December, 20149,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure · 5th of February, 201510,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole · 2nd of March, 201510,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead · 26th of March, 20158,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit · 7th of April, 20157,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition · 26th of June, 201515,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time · 17th of August, 201510,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown · 7th of October, 201514,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four · 15th of December, 201527,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein · 23rd of January, 201615,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special · 8th of March, 201614,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay · 20th of April, 201614,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz · 4th of May, 201618,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat · 31st of May, 201615,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot · 30th of June, 201616,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors · 22nd of July, 201614,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two · 18th of August, 201615,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing · 11th of October, 201618,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot · 7th of November, 201612,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale · 15th of December, 201616,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling · 16th of January, 201720,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks · 8th of February, 201718,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii · 1st of March, 201715,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried · 21st of March, 201717,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads · 28th of April, 201716,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day · 4th of June, 20179,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day · 12th of July, 201718,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day · 24th of August, 201718,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking · 5th of September, 201719,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst · 17th of September, 201716,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six · 25th of September, 201716,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven · 8th of October, 201724,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight · 21st of October, 201713,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine · 2nd of November, 201719,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty · 11th of November, 201712,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One · 16th of November, 201719,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two · 27th of November, 201716,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three · 16th of December, 201715,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four · 30th of December, 201719,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five · 23rd of January, 201822,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six · 13th of February, 201821,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven · 1st of March, 201815,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight · 15th of March, 201818,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning · 9th of April, 201814,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour · 19th of April, 201813,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One · 26th of May, 201811,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two · 20th of June, 201815,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three · 11th of July, 201814,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four · 13th of July, 201835,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity · 15th of August, 201816,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six · 2nd of September, 201819,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions! · 15th of September, 201817,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight · 4th of October, 201814,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine · 4th of November, 201817,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty · 19th of November, 201816,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite · 2nd of December, 201810,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two · 14th of January, 201919,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three · 5th of February, 201921,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four · 14th of February, 201913,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five · 3rd of March, 201916,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table · 31st of March, 201925,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven · 22nd of April, 201923,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight · 13th of May, 201914,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine · 14th of May, 201914,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety · 5th of June, 201913,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One · 6th of July, 201920,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two · 19th of August, 201915,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three · 25th of September, 201922,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four · 24th of October, 201919,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five · 25th of November, 201924,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six · 31st of December, 201921,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven · 6th of February, 202018,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight · 26th of April, 202020,797
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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Luna Trixie Main 6
The entire series of FiM as a harem comedy, centering around a Rule 63 Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protoge of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon's return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he'll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did. (No clop scenes, I Pinkie Promise)
Hey, author of the story here. You might have noticed that there's a big ugly Cancelled at the bottom of all those chapters. This is only half true. The story is actually continuing under the name of a different author, White Rabbit. In fact, you're probably here to get a little recap for his version of it. It's okay, nobody's judging you. When you're done reading this (and by god, I hope you have a lot of spare time for that), go here for the continuation.
Chapters Mio Amore, No Me Gusta · 31st of July, 201210,174
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus · 1st of August, 20122,609
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 2 · 20th of October, 20124,979
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 3 · 20th of October, 20124,384
Dat Plot (and Subplot) · 13th of August, 20122,950
Dat Plot (and Subplot) Pt. 2 · 15th of August, 20123,085
DatPlot (and Subplot) Pt. 3 · 1st of September, 20123,173
Dusk meets Trixie · 20th of September, 20126,520
The Rise of Dovashy · 31st of August, 20122,271
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 2 · 6th of September, 20122,362
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 3 · 8th of September, 20122,937
Sleepovers and Shenanigans · 18th of September, 20122,754
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20121,408
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 3 · 14th of September, 20122,036
Wild Mass Guessing · 15th of September, 20124,597
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20121,818
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 3 · 4th of October, 20125,256
A Parasprite's POV · 6th of October, 20122,729
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20122,533
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 3 · 29th of October, 20127,401
Winter Wrap-Up (Or Not...) · 29th of October, 2012698
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever · 18th of November, 20125,728
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20127,040
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 3 · 13th of January, 20136,344
¡Traducción Española en Producción! · 16th of February, 201357
Rarity's Pussy · 18th of February, 20137,549
Intermission Chapter: The Date · 24th of February, 20132,694
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 2 · 28th of March, 20134,042
Deleted Scene: Celestia's Love Letter · 1st of April, 2013874
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 3 · 6th of April, 20134,563
Pinkie ception· 10th of April, 20132,759
Pinkie ception Pt. 2· 13th of April, 20133,401
Pinkie ception Pt. 3· 18th of April, 20134,009
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Premiere · 27th of May, 20133,560
Intermission Chapter: Luna's Letters · 17th of July, 20131,334
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Movie · 22nd of August, 20136,287
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Crossover · 7th of April, 20142,372
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MLP: FiM Comedy Human Celestia Cheerilee OC Main 6 CMCs
A non-brony is transported to Equestria
I'd heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from my college roommate who is way too into the show. Disturbingly so, actually, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? I've got better things to do with my time than watch a silly little girl's show. However, that didn't stop... something from transporting me into the world of the show, so here I am... in Equestria... trying to get home. This is gonna be interesting.
Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!
Chapters Prologue · 19th of May, 2013795
Uh-oh · 24th of November, 20126,580
We All Make Mistakes... · 24th of November, 20124,419
New Clothes · 28th of November, 20125,255
YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!! · 24th of November, 20123,083
Cupcakes · 24th of November, 20123,009
Sugarcube Corner · 24th of November, 20122,444
The Cake Twins · 24th of November, 20124,798
Show and Tell · 24th of November, 20126,949
Lord I was Born A Ramblin' Man · 21st of November, 20124,161
They Find Out · 9th of November, 20123,042
Going to the Gala · 25th of November, 20123,680
The Gala · 2nd of December, 201213,630
Citizen Powell · 5th of December, 20125,179
Homeless Dog Barking · 15th of December, 20124,134
I'm Still Not a Brony and Now I'm Outta Equestria · 18th of December, 20124,325
Non Canon Deleted Scene: Hellfire · 20th of December, 20121,404
TD Trolls the Canterlot Intellectual Elite · 20th of December, 20124,349
Q&A · 24th of December, 20122,197
Q&A 2 · 24th of December, 20122,089
TD Meets Poison Joke and That Only Begins His Problems · 1st of January, 20138,829
TD and the Lyra · 4th of January, 20133,970
Royal Love Can be a Royal Pain in the-- · 10th of January, 20139,433
Canon Deleted Scene: Talents · 16th of January, 20131,433
Non Canon Deleted SceneTD Trolls the D.O.R.K.S. Part II · 12th of January, 20134,846
Link to the sequel · 6th of February, 201365
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MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe OC Other Main 6 CMCs
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at . Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
Chapters 1 - Anyone Get the Number of that Bus? · 2nd of July, 20121,858
2 - A Funny Way of Coming to Grips with the Horror of Existence · 4th of July, 20121,317
3 - What do You do with a Drugged Up Colt? · 6th of July, 20121,435
4 - I Hope They Have Indoor Plumbing · 6th of July, 20121,094
5 - Tempting Fate is Always a Winning Plan · 19th of July, 20121,664
6 - Bye, Bye Missus Pinkie Pie · 22nd of August, 20121,643
Interlude 1: Intake Report/Initial Assessment · 23rd of July, 2012972
7 - Pony SOAP Opera · 15th of August, 20121,677
8 - Family Matters · 21st of July, 20121,908
9 - Wherein Bruce Becomes a Complete Dick · 26th of July, 20121,517
9.5 - Another View: Cup Cake, Sugar and Spice · 29th of July, 20121,466
10 - Emotional Log Ride · 29th of July, 20121,893
11 - I Fought the Law and You Know the Rest · 30th of July, 20122,113
12 - Bacon Flavored Bacon · 11th of August, 20122,298
13 - Urine for a Surprise! · 6th of August, 20121,785
14 - PARTY HARDLY · 10th of August, 20121,749
15 - Interview with a Child Psychiatrist · 12th of August, 20122,940
Interlude 2: Comprehensive Behavioral Assessment · 22nd of August, 20121,783
16 - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party · 15th of August, 20123,601
17 - Of Mares and Men · 25th of August, 20121,557
18 - Impending Frilly Socks · 26th of August, 20121,955
Interlude: Frillius Sockus Interuptus · 2nd of September, 20122,560
19 - Frilly Socks Part 1 · 5th of September, 20121,417
20 - Frilly Socks Part 2: Revenge of the Soap · 9th of September, 20127,430
21 - Frilly Socks Part 3: Son of Frill · 25th of September, 20126,414
22 - Frilly Socks Part OMGPLZSTOP: The Return of the Revenge of the Bad Joke · 6th of October, 20121,970
23 - Lovesong · 25th of October, 20124,767
24 - In Sickness and in Health · 16th of November, 20124,574
Cut Content: 'Spring'time for Brucey and Equestria! · 28th of November, 20123,668
25 - Down with a Sickness · 13th of January, 20138,876
26 - Bruce has diphtheria. Press SPACE BAR to continue. · 2nd of February, 20133,127
27 - Feeling Stupid and Contagious · 9th of May, 20133,873
28 - Eyes Wide Shut · 17th of May, 20131,887
Interlude 4: Parabola Parable · 2nd of July, 20132,686
OH MAN FAKE CHAPTER SPOILERS FOR THE REAL ONE · 12th of July, 2013469
29 - From the Mouths of Foals · 17th of July, 20135,311
Interlude 5: YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER · 25th of August, 20134,248
30 - A Meeting of ... Minds? · 4th of March, 201416,145
31 - Delayed Reaction · 21st of March, 20142,401
32 - Soap and the Flavors Of · 5th of May, 20143,980
33 - Big Boy Toys · 25th of September, 20144,480
34 - ... oops? · 1st of April, 2015883
34 - Let's Do Lunch · 9th of September, 20153,209
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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Random Human Zecora OC Main 6
Why the heck did I turn into Pinkie Pie?!
Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.
If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.
Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!
Chapters Um... hello? · 29th of June, 20122,333
Sorry about that · 30th of June, 20121,984
Now, where was I? · 29th of June, 20122,874
Good morning! · 1st of July, 20122,930
The food here is terrible · 13th of September, 20122,426
And so, I escaped! · 24th of October, 20122,665
Okay, forget about that. · 14th of July, 20122,535
This place is kind of creepy · 30th of July, 20122,625
Hurray, it's time for the Epic Adventure of Awesomeness! · 24th of October, 20122,867
So, I fell asleep... again. · 4th of September, 20122,666
There's one thing I learned last night... · 24th of October, 20122,787
So much for a peaceful lunch · 4th of September, 20122,763
It's time to get going! · 13th of September, 20123,402
Bleh! It's really musty in here... · 12th of September, 20123,343
And then I had my head examined. · 27th of September, 20123,274
That's when things got REALLY crazy! · 8th of October, 20124,146
Don't worry, it's all good. · 6th of October, 20123,099
This place is amazing! · 14th of October, 20124,649
Yep. It's me, again. · 14th of October, 2012878
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MLP: FiM Sex Dark Comedy Human Rainbow Dash Other Main 6
Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi , Abcron , Breath of Plagues , Refro , Jaestring , The Parasprite , Starbound Gurren Pre-read by: SkeeterTL , Solidfire , Penjacker , TypewriterError , Pearple Prose (It took all of them to corral my insanity.) Cover art by Tsitra360 V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo. V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
Chapters 1. Unexpected House Guest · 23rd of August, 20135,105
2. Awkward Misadventure for Two · 26th of August, 20135,034
3. New Pony Party · 2nd of September, 20135,704
4. Three Can Keep a Secret · 10th of September, 20135,767
5. Attempts at Normalcy · 11th of September, 20135,382
6. Facing Reality · 14th of September, 20137,040
7. That Escalated Quickly · 18th of September, 20137,126
8. The 20th Century Limited · 23rd of September, 20134,127
9. Full of Surprises · 29th of September, 20136,519
10. Same Crap, Different Day · 4th of October, 20137,363
11. We Need To Go Deeper. · 10th of October, 20134,525
12. In Sickness And Health · 27th of October, 20135,314
13. Blackout · 18th of November, 20133,758
14. Never a Dull Moment · 1st of December, 20136,861
15. Dash of Insanity · 10th of December, 20136,886
16. In The End · 17th of December, 20134,907
17. Epilogue · 20th of December, 20131,579
---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ---- · 6th of January, 20142,300
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Sci-Fi Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war... This is the story of a human soldier named Miles Eremita and his exploits throughout Equestria.
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Chapters Chapter 1 Choices (revised) · 13th of December, 20121,907
Chapter 2 New Beginnings · 13th of December, 20123,682
Chapter 3 Orientation · 21st of August, 20124,198
Chapter 4 Power · 9th of December, 20123,916
Chaper 5 What Friends Are For · 9th of December, 20123,897
Chapter 6 Fall of Topaz Falls · 9th of December, 20124,060
Chapter 7 Second Impression · 13th of December, 20123,713
Chapter 8 Time Gone By · 13th of November, 20123,300
Chapter 9 Judgement · 24th of August, 20122,886
Chapter 10 Party Time · 13th of December, 20123,577
Chapter 11 Stampede · 31st of August, 20122,084
Chapter 12 Friends · 31st of August, 20123,822
Chapter 13 Long Road To Recovery · 13th of December, 20123,179
Chapter 14 Sugarcube Corner · 13th of December, 20123,403
Chapter 15 Carousel Boutique · 13th of December, 20122,712
Chapter 16 Trust · 2nd of September, 20122,365
Chapter 17 True Intentions · 2nd of September, 20124,750
Chapter 18 Night Time Complications · 13th of November, 20122,642
Chapter 19 Journey to Mt. Sky Scraper · 5th of September, 20124,235
Chapter 20 Waking Dragons · 27th of October, 20124,297
Chapter 21 Pinkie s Party · 11th of September, 20124,950
Chapter 22 Manual Labor · 12th of September, 20123,518
Chapter 23 Old Wounds, New Problems · 12th of September, 20122,410
Chapter 24 Secrets and Lies · 13th of November, 20123,164
Chapter 25 Feathers and Pancakes · 13th of November, 20122,586
Chapter 26 Rainy Day Games · 12th of September, 20122,522
Chapter 27 Project Re-Surface Integration · 12th of September, 20126,495
Chapter 28 Mending Broken Hearts · 14th of September, 20122,245
Chapter 29 Temptations · 16th of September, 20122,598
Chapter 30 Earning Trust · 16th of September, 20122,317
Chapter 31 Deverto Pulvis · 16th of September, 20122,441
Chapter 32 My Storm · 18th of September, 20122,718
Chapter 33 Et Salutant Mortuus · 17th of May, 20127,213
Chapter 34 Fame and Infamy · 17th of April, 20122,621
Chapter 35 Sweet Apple Acres · 15th of April, 20122,947
Chapter 36 Cutie Mark Crusaders · 17th of April, 20122,564
Chapter 37 Meeting of the Minds · 15th of October, 20123,231
Chapter 38 Lost in Thought · 26th of September, 20122,452
Chapter 39 A Home of My Own · 22nd of April, 20122,549
Chapter 40 House Warming Gift · 22nd of April, 20122,804
Chapter 41 Meeting The Past · 22nd of April, 20123,055
Chapter 42 Just Another Party · 26th of September, 20122,422
Chapter 43 Into The Wilderness · 23rd of April, 20122,812
Chapter 44 Just A Scratch · 23rd of April, 20122,684
Chapter 45 Train Ride · 27th of October, 20122,269
Chapter 46 Powerful Love · 24th of April, 20126,790
Chapter 47 Breaking Elements · 25th of April, 20124,715
Chapter 48 My Promise · 27th of April, 20123,459
Chapter 49 A Day At The Lake · 27th of April, 20124,387
Chapter 50 Storm Cloud · 28th of April, 20122,319
Chapter 51 Recovery · 28th of April, 20122,512
Chapter 52 Rain Cloud · 29th of April, 20123,172
Chapter 53 Inheritances · 3rd of May, 20122,503
Chapter 54 Dinner for Two · 2nd of June, 20123,414
Chapter 55 Heart Break · 3rd of May, 20122,604
Chapter 56 Rainbow's Book · 3rd of May, 20123,208
Chapter 57 Lupus · 6th of May, 20123,235
Chapter 58 Moving On · 6th of May, 20122,912
Chapter 59 Apples · 6th of May, 20122,931
Chapter 60 Pinkie s Carnival · 18th of August, 20123,184
Chapter 61 Just Another Bad Day · 7th of May, 20122,577
Chapter 62 Spartan Training · 27th of November, 20128,697
Chapter 63 Returning Home · 9th of May, 20122,558
Chapter 64 A Day At The Spa · 12th of May, 20124,440
Chapter 65 Permission · 16th of May, 20124,042
Chapter 66 Guards and Soldiers · 16th of May, 20123,565
Chapter 67 Diamond Dogs · 17th of May, 20125,186
End Of Arc One Bonus Chapter · 20th of July, 20128,470
Chapter 68 Darkness · 22nd of May, 20123,973
Chapter 69 Luna's Fury · 18th of August, 20125,258
Chapter 70 Luna's Love · 24th of May, 20124,209
Chapter 71 Losing Control · 26th of May, 20123,031
Chapter 72 Escape From Topaz Falls · 28th of May, 20123,743
Chapter 73 Return to Ponyville · 30th of May, 20123,360
Chapter 74 The Trade · 30th of May, 20123,361
Chapter 75 Wanting · 2nd of June, 20123,906
Chapter 76 Spartan Politics · 5th of June, 20124,458
Chapter 77 Unexpected Visitor · 10th of June, 20124,265
Chapter 78 The Best Hiding Spot Ever · 10th of June, 20123,010
Chapter 79 Welcome To Topaz Falls · 13th of June, 20122,918
Chapter 80 Long Road To Ruin · 17th of June, 20123,335
Chapter 81 Losing The Fight · 29th of June, 20123,476
Chapter 82 Gifts From The Past · 20th of June, 20123,533
Chapter 83 Meeting Of Masters · 17th of September, 20124,066
Chapter 84 Fires, Trees, And Water · 24th of June, 20123,034
Chapter 85 In The Cold Of Night · 8th of July, 20124,021
Chapter 86 Crossing The Divide · 8th of July, 20125,487
Chapter 87 Primum Somno · 8th of July, 20121,719
Chapter 88 And Then There Was Sex · 4th of November, 20124,025
Chapter 89 Believe · 10th of July, 20124,254
Chapter 90 The Greatest Proposal, The Biggest Slip Up · 10th of July, 20124,233
Chapter 91 Simple Request · 10th of July, 20123,662
Chapter 92 Date Night · 11th of July, 20123,235
Chapter 93 Wedding Plans · 6th of July, 20122,836
Chapter 94 Storm's Bachelor Party · 11th of July, 20123,269
Chapter 95 A Quick Run Into Town · 22nd of July, 20124,064
Chapter 96 Whats Left · 23rd of July, 20123,534
Chapter 97 What's Important · 25th of July, 20123,598
Chapter 98 Die Memoria · 25th of July, 20124,903
Chapter 99 Nightmare Night · 15th of August, 20124,485
Q/A Special #1 · 23rd of July, 20124,694
Chapter 100 Miles's Bachelor Party · 26th of July, 20126,130
Chapter 101 The Big Day · 9th of August, 20124,369
Chapter 102 The Big Night · 20th of October, 20123,901
Chapter 103 Proper Time · 13th of November, 201210,006
Chapter 104 Las Pegasis · 10th of August, 20129,625
Chapter 105 My Brother · 9th of August, 20124,493
Chapter 106 Gems · 12th of August, 20123,152
Chapter 107 Specialization · 29th of August, 20124,138
Chapter 108 Night Court · 30th of August, 20124,427
Chapter 109 Moosden · 17th of August, 20123,678
Chapter 110 Quartz Crest · 29th of August, 20122,718
Chapter 111 A Close Call · 21st of August, 20122,839
Chapter 112 Generous Sacrifice · 9th of October, 20123,150
Chapter 113 Message In The Dark · 8th of October, 20123,681
Chapter 114 Awkward Positions · 29th of August, 20123,645
Chapter 115 Spartan Territory · 12th of November, 20123,665
Chapter 116 Them · 29th of August, 20124,977
Chapter 117 The Group · 30th of August, 20123,003
Chapter 118 Autographs And Books · 31st of August, 20122,705
Chapter 119 Call Me Maybe · 3rd of September, 20126,304
Chapter 120 Answering The Call · 5th of September, 20124,993
Chapter 121 Just In Time · 8th of September, 20124,712
Chapter 122 Fort Misery · 11th of September, 20125,442
Chapter 123 Archaic Deals · 6th of December, 20124,235
Chapter 124 Victory? · 6th of December, 20124,252
Chapter 125 The Other Half · 18th of September, 20123,239
Chapter 126 New Power · 20th of November, 20123,447
Chapter 127 Soror · 20th of November, 20124,272
Chapter 128 Big News · 27th of September, 20123,271
Chapter 129 Little Talks · 20th of November, 20124,081
Chapter 130 Early Distant Warning · 4th of October, 20124,230
Chapter 131 Almost · 5th of October, 20123,328
Chapter 132 Lost Answer · 13th of November, 20123,480
Chapter 133 Amethyst · 10th of October, 20123,042
Chapter 134 Red Light · 12th of October, 20123,126
Chapter 135 Green Light · 15th of October, 20125,400
Chapter 136 Coming Back Together · 19th of October, 20123,724
Chapter 137 Choosing Life · 5th of November, 20123,474
Chapter 138 Posting Bail · 27th of October, 20123,293
Chapter 139 Itsy Bitsy Spider · 5th of November, 20123,803
Chapter 140 Go To Bed · 5th of November, 20124,359
Chapter 141 Meeting New Ponies · 6th of November, 20123,580
Chapter 142 Friendly Advice · 8th of November, 20123,971
Chapter 143 Your Trust · 14th of November, 20123,431
Chapter 144 Now And Later · 17th of November, 20124,286
Chapter 145 Consuming Kings · 20th of November, 20124,350
Chapter 146 One Day · 23rd of November, 20123,985
Chapter 147 My Miles · 27th of November, 20123,700
Chapter 148 Training Spartans · 9th of December, 201213,733
Chapter 149 New Spartans On The Block · 14th of December, 20123,086
Chapter 150 Happy Birthday · 18th of December, 20123,534
Chapter 151 A Night To Remember · 24th of December, 20125,785
Chapter 152 Just You And Me Part 1 Miles · 30th of December, 20125,229
Chapter 153 Just You And Me Part 2 Luna · 4th of January, 20134,850
Chapter 154 Just You And Me Part 3 Rainbow Dash · 9th of January, 20135,721
Chapter 155 Off To Trottingham · 12th of January, 20133,911
Chapter 156 Jasper Lies · 15th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 157 Jasper Truths · 22nd of January, 20134,564
Chapter 158 Home For Hearths Warming Eve · 25th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 159 The Great And Powerful... · 30th of January, 20138,592
Chapter 160 Hearths Warming Eve · 3rd of February, 201313,521
Chapter 161 Training In Void · 13th of February, 201310,674
Chapter 162 One Last Adventure · 18th of February, 20132,514
Chapter 163 Emerald City: Of Faith And Loyalty · 23rd of February, 201310,549
Chapter 164 Ruby Canyon: Cruel Kindness · 3rd of March, 201310,937
Chapter 165 Bartering Hearts · 7th of March, 20133,980
Chapter 166 Dealing With Hearts · 15th of March, 20134,407
Chapter 167 Diamond Halls: Unknown Memories · 8th of April, 201319,565
Chapter 168 Galena: Terradisian Arsenal · 7th of May, 201317,074
Chapter 169 New Garnet: Echos of War · 1st of June, 201319,260
Chapter 170 Outpost Zero · 1st of June, 20131,701
End of Arc Two Bonus Chapter · 12th of July, 201317,626
Chapter 171 Five Stages... · 12th of July, 20133,006
Chapter 172 I Think, Therefore I Am · 13th of July, 20133,456
Chapter 173 Past Present · 16th of July, 20133,738
Chapter 174 When In Roam... · 18th of July, 20134,016
Chapter 175 Nap Time · 20th of July, 20133,162
Chapter 176 Party Time Challenges · 22nd of July, 20134,350
Chapter 177 Pharmaceutical Needs · 25th of July, 20133,047
Chapter 178 Old Habits... · 29th of July, 20134,447
Chapter 179 Happiness, With a Side of Syrup · 1st of August, 20133,083
Chapter 180 Getting Back to Business · 4th of August, 20133,674
Chapter 181 Plans Well Made · 8th of August, 20133,023
Chapter 182 Family Affairs · 15th of August, 20133,139
Chapter 183 Back To Work · 22nd of August, 20133,992
Chapter 184 Shiny Ordeals · 26th of August, 20133,315
Chapter 185 Watching Statera · 2nd of September, 20139,156
Chapter 186 Chaos · 3rd of September, 20133,687
Chapter 187 Discorded Sisters · 7th of September, 20133,033
Chapter 188 Purgian Progress · 12th of September, 20133,790
Chapter 189 Mad Ponies · 16th of September, 20133,276
Chapter 190 Losing Solitude · 22nd of September, 20135,153
Chapter 191 So Much To Do · 25th of September, 20134,663
Chapter 192 Men and Kings · 29th of September, 20135,477
Chapter 193 My Hometown · 4th of October, 20135,300
Chapter 194 Summit · 10th of October, 20138,034
Chapter 195 Foalish Effects · 15th of October, 20134,113
Chapter 196 The Orders · 23rd of October, 20133,194
Chapter 197 In-Human Concerns · 5th of November, 20137,089
Chapter 198 Understanding Balance · 13th of November, 20135,821
Chapter 199 It's a... · 20th of November, 20133,153
Q/A Special #2 · 27th of November, 20136,334
Chapter 200 Better Days · 19th of December, 20138,548
Chapter 201 Mother Knows Best · 2nd of January, 20143,891
Chapter 202 Simple Enough · 8th of January, 20144,008
Chapter 203 Easy Mystery · 23rd of January, 20143,963
Chapter 204 First and Last · 4th of February, 20145,045
Chapter 205 Icy Premonitions · 14th of February, 20144,689
Chapter 206 Play Ball · 2nd of March, 20148,859
Chapter 207 Hard Losses · 4th of April, 20144,882
Chapter 208 Chin Up · 26th of April, 20144,426
Chapter 209 Change · 11th of May, 20144,211
Chapter 210 Dinner In Moosden · 4th of July, 20147,757
Chapter 211 Syncney · 14th of July, 20143,888
Chapter 212 Joint Concerns · 11th of August, 20143,779
Chapter 213 Joint Operations · 30th of August, 20147,203
Chapter 214 Time in the Library · 6th of September, 20147,820
Chapter 215 Blink · 13th of September, 20144,100
Chapter 216 Deals · 22nd of September, 20147,744
Chapter 217 Get Ready · 3rd of October, 20146,239
Chapter 218 Hidden Plans · 20th of October, 201411,215
Chapter 219 Southern Badlands · 1st of November, 20149,348
Chapter 220 Neighbors · 9th of November, 20146,591
Chapter 221 Power In Play · 29th of November, 20147,177
Chapter 222 Power Speaks · 12th of December, 20143,414
Chapter 223 Undesired Desires · 23rd of December, 20147,374
Chapter 224 Keen Allies · 9th of January, 20157,556
Chapter 225 Scouts · 23rd of February, 201510,323
Chapter 226 Bloody Number Five · 30th of March, 201510,309
Chapter 227 New Power · 6th of May, 20157,100
Chapter 228 In Deep · 10th of June, 20157,191
Chapter 229 Make Me Better · 17th of August, 201516,526
Chapter 230 Set in Motion · 8th of October, 20159,847
Chapter 231 Repercussions · 19th of December, 20154,104
Chapter 232 The Treaty of Crescent Cove · 23rd of December, 20156,937
Chapter 233 Wait · 25th of December, 20154,024
Chapter 234 Gala Preparations · 14th of January, 20163,506
Chapter 235 Who's Who · 23rd of February, 20165,518
Chapter 236 Political Understanding · 29th of February, 20164,910
Chapter 237 Dark Side · 25th of March, 20164,711
Chapter 238 No Rest for the Wicked · 22nd of April, 20166,764
Chapter 239 Plan of Action · 17th of August, 20167,310
Chapter 240-A Pinkie 's Political Party Planning Predicament · 2nd of September, 20163,012
Chapter 241 Relics in the Attic · 6th of September, 20163,679
Chapter 242 Praetorian Guard · 17th of September, 20163,243
Chapter 243 Squad Goals · 25th of September, 20165,076
Chapter 244 The Prince and the Princess · 1st of October, 20164,820
Chapter 245 Audit Queen · 16th of October, 20165,692
Chapter 246 Miles' Lie · 28th of October, 20163,609
Chapter 247 Operation Unthinkable · 23rd of December, 201614,328
Chapter 248 Terms of War · 12th of March, 20175,426
Chapter 249 Non Semper Erit Aestas · 1st of April, 20173,708
Chapter 250 Words With the Captain · 2nd of July, 20174,319
Chapter 251 Susurrans Bellum · 6th of August, 20174,454
Chapter 252 Alone With Nothing · 11th of January, 20184,382
Chapter 253 Waiting in the Moonlight · 9th of May, 20183,531
Chapter 254 Follow the Leader · 24th of May, 20198,583
Chapter 255 Lucens Vigor · 2nd of September, 20193,218
Chapter 256 Die Mysterium · 25th of January, 20203,024
Chapter 257 The Oligarchs War · 1st of February, 20202,567
Chapter 258 Rumbles Knight · 22nd of February, 20203,844
Chapter 259 And They Cried Republic! Republic! · 1st of March, 20202,620
Chapter 260 Our Dreams Lost in the Wind · 9th of May, 20203,912
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MLP: FiM Gore Profanity Romance Adventure Human Alt. Universe Luna Trixie OC Main 6 CMCs
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria and killed by Timber Wolves, only to be reborn as something different. Will the Ponies learn to accept this new creature?
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria through means unknown. After appearing in the Everfree forest, he is attacked and killed by the malicious Timber Wolves. But his story does not end there. For he is reborn as something new to Equestria. But will this new being find acceptance among the Ponies? And how will his presence change the course of events as we know them? Only time will tell.
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09-01-16 Holy Horseapples, this got featured 26-02-17 Over 2000 likes. I never dreamed that was possible Thanks everyone. 26-03-18 And 2500 likes. Honestly I'm surprised.
Evergreen Heart has a computer generated Youtube reading, made by Fanfiction Reader. Go check it out .
Chapters Chapter 1: And so I died. · 5th of January, 20161,516
Chapter 2: And so I lived? · 5th of January, 20161,636
Chapter 3: Onward to Ponyville · 6th of January, 20163,304
Chapter 4: Zebras and Soul Containers · 9th of January, 20163,000
Chapter 5: Stories and Meditations. · 9th of January, 20163,297
Chapter 6: Bridle Gossip · 12th of January, 20163,417
Chapter 7: Origins of the Tree of Harmony. · 13th of January, 20162,413
Chapter 8: Let sleeping dragons lie. · 18th of January, 20164,227
Chapter 9: The beast within. · 3rd of February, 20167,709
Chapter 10: Prison of glass. · 10th of February, 20162,542
Chapter 11: PhD in Clueless. · 2nd of March, 20166,509
Chapter 12: Talks and Troubles · 3rd of April, 201610,454
Chapter 13: Spies, Cards and Doctors. · 22nd of April, 20164,838
Chapter 14: Trials are boring... · 20th of July, 20161,821
Chapter 15: Unless your life is on the line. · 30th of July, 201610,037
Chapter 16: Stone walls do not a prison make. · 5th of August, 20165,601
Chapter 17: When Chaos drives, Insanity holds the reins. · 9th of August, 201610,770
Chapter 18: Just a stranger on the road. · 19th of August, 20167,080
Chapter 19: Night of the Star Spiders. · 5th of September, 20165,056
Chapter 20: Into the Nest. · 18th of September, 20168,963
Chapter 21: Must be Tuesday. · 17th of October, 20165,998
Chapter 22: The first days of Spring. · 4th of November, 20166,057
Chapter 23: What songs do monsters like to sing? · 13th of November, 20165,635
Chapter 24: The best night ever? · 2nd of December, 20169,777
Chapter 25: When Fate gets bored, things go pear shaped. · 14th of January, 201716,901
Chapter 26: No going back. · 4th of February, 20175,513
Chapter 27: Hijinks on the high seas. · 21st of February, 20177,449
Chapter 28: Chains of Tyranny. · 22nd of March, 20179,701
Chapter 29: Wrath and Ruin. · 22nd of May, 201720,517
Chapter 30: Convergence. · 23rd of August, 201711,493
Chapter 31: From the journal of Aeron. · 25th of September, 20177,880
Chapter 32: Story time, Part 1. · 18th of December, 20174,283
Chapter 33: Story time: Part 2. · 27th of December, 20177,136
Chapter 34: Magic Duel. · 25th of March, 20189,069
Chapter 35: The day that Canterlot fell. · 4th of August, 201824,177
Chapter 36: Unexpect the expected? · 25th of April, 20194,672
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MLP: FiM Sex Comedy Random Main 6
Somepony is presenting Fluttershy's pert pegasus posterior to peddle pony pronography! Panic!
Fluttershy's such a sweet, innocent, naive little pony. She's probably never even looked at a stallion! ...so why is her butt plastered all over the front of the DVD case Pinkie Pie just found? Surely there's a good explanation for this, our heroes just have to figure out what it is. There's no way Fluttershy's actually a porn star. ...right?
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MLP: FiM Human Twilight Celestia OC Main 6 Self Insert
A serious take on the HiE self-insert genre. This is the story of a by all accounts normal human being, caught up in events beyond his control. Forced to deal with the possibility of being stuck in a world that's strange in more ways than one.
A freak lightning storm, strange lights, and an unassuming, yet mysterious stone obelisk. What do these things have to do with an average college student from North Tonawanda? At first, nothing. But when nineteen year-old Connor lets his curiosity get the better of him and lands in the center of a cosmic coincidence, he probably should have left well enough alone.
Now he finds himself stranded in an impossible world where magic is real, and "normal" takes on a whole new meaning. A world populated by sentient creatures calling themselves "ponies." A stranger in a strange land, Connor's yearning for answers and a way back to Earth will try both his patience and his sanity in the days following his arrival, even with the support of his new equine friends. But as he witnesses his life slowly spiral out of control, he will call into question his definition of home, humanity, destiny, and what it means to truly belong.
Rated Teen just in case for occasional swearing. This story takes place shortly after the end of Season 2, and the main character is from an Earth where MLP never existed (in order to preserve proper characterization). Or just assume he's never heard of it, that works too.
The title is not an Evangelion reference, I was just inspired by the wording scheme.
Chapters Prologue: A Cosmic Contingency · 1st of May, 20123,188
The First Day: Uninvited Guests · 30th of November, 20123,842
The First Day: Don't Panic · 6th of May, 20125,928
The First Day: Welcome to Equestria · 16th of October, 20128,282
The Second Day: Brave New World · 19th of May, 20128,279
The Second Day: Interview With a Unicorn · 8th of June, 201210,033
The Second Day: Departure/Arrival · 25th of June, 20129,584
The Third Day: Best Laid Plans · 1st of November, 20127,870
The Third Day: Toast of the Town · 27th of October, 201214,379
The Third Day: Ain't No Party Like a Pinkie Pie Party · 7th of January, 201317,362
The Fourth Day: Prepare for Unforeseen Consequences · 24th of January, 20138,161
The Fourth Day: Reflections · 20th of February, 20135,761
The Fourth Day: Something to Hold On To · 19th of March, 20137,321
The Fifth Day: The Sweet Smell of Science... and Crepes · 27th of May, 20139,931
The Fifth Day: Over a River and Through the Woods · 26th of June, 201311,708
The Fifth Day: What Friends are For · 16th of July, 20138,703
The Sixth Day: The Morning After · 31st of July, 20135,657
The Sixth Day: It's All Fun and Games · 9th of October, 20137,074
The Sixth Day: The More Things Change... · 30th of November, 201313,750
The Seventh Day: A Farewell to Arms · 19th of December, 201312,184
The Seventh Day: No Right Answer · 9th of February, 201410,491
The Seventh Day: Terminus · 8th of May, 201410,340
Epilogue: One Day at a Time · 14th of May, 20144,105
Likes: 2242 Dislikes: 95
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6 CMCs
Two zoology majors Chris and Keon got separated during a class trip into Amazonia. They soon find themselves stranded in Equestria.
Chris and Keon are two zoology majors that get separated from their class after following what Chris believed to be an undiscovered species of bird, during a trip into the Amazon rainforest.
Finding themselves stuck in a pit, they discover an ancient ruin adorned with murals and statues of what they believed to be ponies. They soon realize that the bird in question was the orchestrator of their fate, as they’re brought to what they are certain is their deaths.
Waking up, they are not only separated from each other, but in a new land entirely. Will they take this opportunity to learn about creatures only ever seen in legend, or will they be too busy being studied themselves?
Rated teen for sexual themes, crude humor, mild drug use. (Edited by DF)
Chapters Chapter 1: A wet Entry · 7th of December, 20126,489
Chapter 2: Chased · 7th of December, 20124,947
Chapter 3: Talking Ponies? · 7th of December, 20124,409
Chapter 4: First Acquaintances · 7th of December, 20124,614
Chapter 5: Too Nice · 28th of October, 20124,657
Chapter 6: Twilight has the Answer · 4th of October, 20125,230
Chapter 7: Eon Master of Space and Time · 29th of October, 20126,044
Chapter 8: Luna's Talent · 22nd of September, 20129,380
Chapter 9: Awkward Situations · 22nd of September, 20127,309
Chapter 10: Chris & Lyra · 31st of October, 20129,767
Chapter 11: Talking with Humans · 1st of December, 201210,982
Chapter 12: Reunion Party · 21st of January, 201311,732
Chapter 13: Conflicting Interest · 7th of March, 20139,574
Chapter 14: Celestia's Proposal · 10th of May, 20139,108
Chapter 15: Royal Pain · 6th of August, 201315,414
Chapter 16: Baked Goods · 4th of November, 201314,011
Chapter 17: The Plan is Set · 23rd of December, 201310,240
Chapter 18: Pinkie 's Realization · 8th of March, 201411,360
Chapter 19: Human Genome · 18th of April, 201413,245
Chapter 20: Chris and Twilight's Ethical Dilemma · 13th of August, 20149,142
Chapter 21: Long Time No See · 13th of December, 20148,298
Likes: 2192 Dislikes: 73
MLP: FiM Dark Adventure Comedy Human OC Other Changelings Griffons
A particularly stubborn human is lost in Equestria and is trying his damnedest to find a way out, while surviving the surprisingly difficult rigours of life in a land filled with cute talking animals. Hilarity ensues.
Character List: Courtesy of TruthHut (A work in progress)
Handy is not a happy man at the best of times.
He was even less happy to find himself in an alien world that offended the very laws of physics and got injured for his own stubborn refusal to accept the obvious path fate had apparently laid out for him.
For his trouble he is now on a journey, with the long term goal of finding his way back home, only to find himself involved in plots and machinations so far above his head and cares that he quickly becomes a pawn in a game played by powers who care not for his well-being.
Quite like his life back on Earth if you think about it.
Needless to say, Handy does not care for any of it. He is much more preoccupied with the more immediate and pressing mundane concerns of day to day life a human needs to worry about while in Equestria.
Obtaining a new pair of shoes for example.
All this and one almighty hangover, what's the worst that could happen?
Rated teen for harsh language and minor violence
Proofread by JBL , Jude and Usurper
Chapters Prologue - A bad start to a bad day · 26th of January, 20149,536
Chapter 1 - The meat of the issue · 1st of February, 20149,892
Chapter 2 - Machina Ex Deus · 6th of February, 201410,563
Chapter 3 - Hearts and Hooves day · 9th of February, 20148,928
Chapter 4 - Home is where the heart is · 15th of February, 20147,982
Chapter 5 - Questionable motives · 19th of February, 201412,101
Chapter 6 - Unforseen Consequences · 21st of February, 201413,543
Chapter 7 - Heavy Metal · 23rd of February, 20146,300
Chapter 8 - The Equestrian Express · 24th of February, 201413,820
Interlude - Diplomatic Affairs · 25th of February, 20143,329
Chapter 9 - Uncomfortable Discoveries · 25th of February, 20148,190
Chapter 10 - On a Wing and a Prayer · 27th of February, 20147,712
Chapter 11 - Taking Stock · 2nd of March, 20148,900
Chapter 12 - Its always Sunny in Canterlot · 3rd of March, 20149,169
Chapter 13 - An interview at Twilight · 3rd of March, 20147,169
Chapter 14 - A Quiet Moment. · 7th of March, 20149,653
Chapter 15 - The Colour of Silence · 9th of March, 20149,171
Chapter 16 - Canterlot's Close · 12th of March, 20146,482
Interlude - Unprepared · 15th of March, 20143,696
Chapter 17 - Down in Griffon Town (Revised) · 20th of March, 201414,191
Chapter 18 - Regrettable Decisions · 28th of March, 20146,728
Chapter 19 - A Rock and a Hard Place · 29th of March, 201416,808
April Fool's Day - Souls of Darkness · 1st of April, 20143,463
Chapter 20 - Services Rendered · 6th of April, 20148,442
Chapter 21 - Fun with Feudalism · 20th of July, 201515,306
Chapter 22 - A Happy Occasion · 27th of July, 201512,189
Chapter 23 - First Impressions · 11th of April, 201411,563
Chapter 24 - The Lion, the Witch and the Warning · 29th of April, 201414,923
Chapter 25 - The Colour You Bleed · 21st of May, 201413,177
Chapter 26 - Blood and Thunder · 17th of June, 201411,947
Chapter 27 - Fire and Water · 21st of July, 201412,602
Interlude - Fairy Tales · 4th of August, 20144,579
Chapter 28 - A Dark Reflection · 11th of August, 20149,467
Chapter 29 - Lost and Found · 15th of September, 201416,626
Chapter 30 - The norm, not the exception · 29th of September, 201415,422
Chapter 31 - Hart in hand · 13th of October, 201418,861
Chapter 32 - Never split the party · 27th of October, 201411,381
Chapter 33 - A Vision in White · 10th of November, 201413,360
Chapter 34 - A Song and Dance · 1st of December, 201412,119
Chapter 35 - The Lady of the Lake · 8th of December, 201413,924
Chapter 36 - A Short Story · 19th of February, 201526,120
April Fool's Day - Pool's closed · 1st of April, 20158,171
Interlude - Sands, Shores and Simple Things. · 15th of December, 20145,483
Chapter 37 - Ghosts and Ghouls · 11th of March, 201521,105
Chapter 38 - Friends in Low Places · 25th of March, 201515,314
Chapter 39 - Chains of Blood · 22nd of April, 201516,976
Chapter 40 - Odds, Ends and Errands · 11th of May, 20159,336
Chapter 41 - A Farewell to Carrickmore · 25th of May, 201514,592
Chapter 42 - Cat's Paw · 8th of June, 201510,426
Chapter 43 - Rolling Thunder · 15th of June, 20159,835
Chapter 44 - Ticket to Ride · 29th of June, 201513,559
Interlude - Royal Pains · 6th of July, 20156,494
Chapter 45 - A Load of Bull · 17th of August, 201515,266
Chapter 46 - Away with the Faeries · 7th of September, 201521,020
Chapter 47 - The Hollow Queen · 22nd of September, 201515,121
Chapter 48 - Sleight of Hand · 7th of October, 201522,936
Interlude - Children of Men · 17th of November, 201514,924
Chapter 49 - A Spot of Tea · 7th of December, 201518,091
Chapter 50 - Don't Shoot the Messenger · 31st of December, 201513,066
Chapter 51 - Homecoming · 26th of January, 201616,444
Chapter 52 - Colour to the Blind · 2nd of March, 201612,376
Chapter 53 - The Prince and the Pauper · 11th of April, 201618,678
Chapter 54 - Better the Devil You Know · 31st of May, 201613,334
Chapter 55 - Pinkie Promise · 9th of August, 201617,152
Interlude - Warm Hearts · 12th of September, 201613,915
Chapter 56 - A Warm Welcome · 21st of December, 201618,519
Chapter 57 - Building Bridges · 1st of February, 20178,300
Chapter 58 - Pebbles and pitfalls · 17th of April, 20177,248
Chapter 59 - The Gauntlet · 19th of September, 20177,192
Chapter 60 - The Price of Hubris · 7th of November, 201712,032
Chapter 61 - Mending Hearts · 8th of January, 201810,291
Interlude - Questions and Answers · 6th of August, 20184,342
Likes: 2129 Dislikes: 129
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Drama Human Alt. Universe Luna Lyra Bon-Bon Other Main 6
A dying young man discovers that his life may not be what he thought it was, and the seemingly innocent TV show he watches in his hospital room may not be fictitious.
20-year-old Ryan Burbank is living with his girlfriend in their woodland home when he is struck by a mysterious infection seemingly out of nowhere. To everyone's horror, his sickness spreads quickly throughout his body, shutting him down one piece at a time. The doctors are at a loss of what to do about this new form of bacteria. Ryan and his loved ones choose to keep fighting until either a cure can be discovered...or the pain becomes too much. At the height of his suffering, he discovers a happy little show while watching television in his hospital room. The bright colors and happy attitudes of the cartoon equines provide him with a much-needed escape from the daily pain of being killed from the inside. Eventually, the pain becomes too much and he decides it would be better to go out surrounded by his family, in the embrace of those who kept him company throughout his short life. Just as he starts to fade, his eyes wander to the screen of the hospital room television and the cartoon ponies who adorn it. Something strange begins to occur...almost like the screen is pulling him in. Tunnel vision, maybe? No, that can't be it...why can he hear his name being called by a very familiar voice? And why is she...crying? Who is this crying, familiar voice and why does she seem to know him?
[img]https://orig10.deviantart.net/bf87/f/2014/010/3/0/recup_pinkie _sphear_1_2__by_xdrawdex-d71pigr.gif[/img]
SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS
Rated "Teen" for language and the "Sex" tag is for all of the sexual humor and suggestive situations. If I decide to up the suggestive stuff in the future, I'll change the tags and rating to fit that change.
Cover by enamis .
Chapters S1E1: Slipping Away · 1st of January, 20168,314
S1E2: Star of the Show · 2nd of January, 20169,235
S1E3: My Biggest Fans · 2nd of January, 20167,134
S1E4: This is Happening! · 4th of January, 20168,458
S1E5: Meet and Greet · 6th of January, 201614,718
S1E6: Let's Talk · 8th of January, 20168,494
S1E7: The Warner Brothers · 11th of January, 201611,819
S1E8: Mine · 15th of January, 201610,025
S1E9: Catching Up · 25th of January, 20167,268
S1E10: Trifecta · 1st of February, 20168,530
S1E11: You Don't Know Me Pt. 1 · 7th of February, 201610,413
S1E12: You Don't Know Me Pt. 2 · 14th of February, 20168,306
S1E13: The Link We Share · 21st of February, 20169,627
S1E14: Severed · 28th of February, 20169,790
S1E15: Starting to Settle · 13th of March, 201610,364
S1E16: Planning for the Future · 27th of March, 20169,645
S1E17: Training Montage · 3rd of April, 201610,063
S2E1: Arriving at Destination · 24th of April, 201612,740
S2E2: Celebrity Revival · 15th of May, 20169,427
S2E3: Uncomfortable · 13th of June, 201611,049
S2E4: What We've Made · 13th of July, 201612,157
Likes: 2120 Dislikes: 56
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Sci-Fi Crossover Human Celestia Luna Other Main 6 CMCs
Doom and Gloom while things go Boom in . . . Equestria?
An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!) New FAQ! and TV Tropes! Planned Phrases from Dexter: “Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie “Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight “No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket .” /to Rainbow Dash“Friends? Who needs friends?”
Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything ? For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory [RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress
Chapters The Horror... · 15th of May, 20141,239
Science Happened, My Dear Equine. · 20th of May, 20144,857
I Need A Laboratory · 12th of June, 20145,754
Disbelief (Revised) · 21st of June, 20143,882
Rarity's Revenge · 6th of August, 20146,811
The Pink Monstrosity · 6th of September, 20146,749
Huge Creepy Eyes · 1st of December, 201414,429
Colt Genius vs Changelings · 5th of January, 201515,252
Crossed The Line · 11th of February, 201515,946
Herbal Substances · 31st of March, 201521,461
Walking Nightmare · 11th of October, 201517,019
From the Past, Broken. · 30th of December, 201623,206
Likes: 1954 Dislikes: 69
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Human Celestia Luna Zecora Lyra Main 6
A young undergraduate is subject to being the target of cuddle-driven ponies. Things can only get worse (and snuggly) from there.
Author Note: This is something new I wanted to try. Contains 10% human, 90% ponies, and 100% fun-filled, cuddlelicious goodness. Not suitable for those allergic to cuddles. Please consult your physician before reading.
A young university student suddenly finds himself thrown from his homework studies into a land filled with more colour than Gears Of War, talking ponies with ridiculously huge eyes, and topped with so many cuddles that it makes Care Bears look like Michael Myers.
And for some reason, all of them come to the conclusion that he must be smothered in cookies and cream-delicious cuddles.
For some, it's heaven; for Jamie, it's his own little plane of hell that makes even Satan feel torment.
Inspired by Forced Pony Cuddles
Yay! Thank you guys so much for getting this fic in the featured box! You all deserve huge amounts of cuddles. And you're gonna enjoy it!
Chapters Chapter 1 - Twilight Snuggles · 5th of April, 20142,363
Chapter 2 - Apple Bucking Season · 7th of April, 20142,457
Chapter 3 - The Great And Powerful Cuddles! · 9th of April, 20142,395
Chapter 4 - Fashion Disaster, Part 1 · 21st of April, 20142,349
Chapter 5 - Fashion Disaster, Part 2 · 28th of April, 20142,291
Chapter 6 - Fashion Disaster, Part 3 · 4th of June, 20141,951
Chapter 7 - Once Bitten, Twice Shy. · 27th of June, 20143,394
Chapter 8 - At The End Of The Rainbow · 29th of June, 20142,691
Chapter 9 - Everyone Likes Sweets and Mints · 30th of June, 20142,688
Chapter 10 - Don't Break A Pinkie Promise · 20th of July, 20142,226
Chapter 11 - How To Hug Your Dragon · 8th of August, 20143,335
Chapter 12 - The Apple Doesn't Fall Far..., Part 1 · 11th of September, 20142,717
Chapter 13 - The Apple Doesn't Fall Far..., Part 2 · 1st of October, 20142,480
Chapter 14 - I'm With You · 8th of November, 20142,104
Chapter 15 - Cycle of the Moon, Part 1 · 21st of December, 20142,276
Chapter 16 - Cycle of the Moon, Part 2 · 20th of May, 20152,296
Chapter 17 - Cycle of the Moon, Part 3 · 20th of May, 20152,612
Chapter 18 - Class In Session · 15th of July, 20152,976
Chapter 19 - Pose for the Camera · 1st of May, 20163,397
Chapter 20 - A Baker's Dozen · 31st of December, 20173,166
Likes: 1908 Dislikes: 144
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Violence Death Profanity Romance Adventure Comedy Twilight Rainbow Dash Scootaloo Trixie OC
A Blue Angels pilot is saved from a fiery crash by a most unexpected savior
The Blue Angels: the greatest stunt pilot group on or above Earth. When one of their recruits is involved in a horrible mid-flight accident, the last thing he ever expected was being saved by a blue angel of his own...
^------------Inspired by this epic pic by johnjoseco.deviantart.com
WARNING: This story contains quite a bit of Applied and Theoretical Physics, so just a heads up! ^^;
Also contains strong language/suggestive content when appropriate MAY become mature later on depending on reader feedback...which I do greatly appreciate and welcome :)
Further Story-related information may be found here:http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/92839
Ponyville Reference Map for this story: http://s938.photobucket.com/user/9moviefan/media/PonyvilleMap-1.jpg.html?sort=3&o=78
Song Playlist (warning, may contain spoilers!) :Blue Angel Playlist
Blue Angel now has a TVTropes Page!
Chapters Prologue-Pt 1: Clear for Takeoff! · 9th of September, 20122,826
Prologue-Pt 2: Risky Business · 21st of September, 20123,275
Prologue-Pt 3: Toes For Breakfast?! · 21st of September, 20122,783
Prologue-Pt 4: Back To The Basics · 14th of August, 20124,559
Prologue-Pt 5: What Are Friends For? · 14th of August, 20123,205
Prologue-Pt 6: Just Me Being Me · 14th of August, 20123,420
Prologue-Pt 7: New Kid On The Block · 14th of August, 20123,187
Prologue-Pt 8: Secrets and Lies...and Pinkie Promises · 15th of November, 20126,754
Prologue-Pt 9: Emotional Divergence · 14th of August, 20126,894
Prologue-Pt 10: The Things We (Mis)Say · 16th of November, 20123,034
Prologue-Pt 11: For the First Time in a Long Time · 14th of August, 20126,975
Prologue-Pt 12: A Little Daring Do · 18th of August, 201210,015
Prologue Q&A Responses and stuff! 8D · 20th of April, 2012891
The Hurricane-Pt 1: Mornings Are Awkward · 14th of August, 20125,425
The Hurricane-Pt 2: Ignorance is Bliss · 14th of August, 20129,425
The Hurricane-Pt 3: Meanwhile... · 28th of November, 20124,677
The Hurricane-Pt 4: Invasion of Privacy · 14th of August, 20124,053
The Hurricane-Pt 5: Mind = Blown · 14th of August, 201211,301
The Hurricane-Pt 6: Rock Shows, Bad Hair, and Groupies · 17th of September, 20126,087
The Hurricane-Pt 7: You Need Professional Help · 14th of August, 20127,316
The Hurricane-Pt 8: Not At All What I Expected · 24th of November, 20125,762
The Hurricane-Pt 9: Prove Me Wrong · 14th of August, 20125,907
The Hurricane-Pt 10: Many Meetings · 14th of August, 20127,273
The Hurricane-Pt 11: A Necessary Evil · 14th of August, 201213,038
The Hurricane-Pt 12: Miyagi · 14th of August, 201211,065
The Hurricane Story Arc Q&A Responses! · 10th of June, 20121,689
The Running-Pt 1: On Your Mark... · 14th of August, 20128,961
The Running-Pt 2: Crepuscular Conversing · 14th of August, 20127,864
The Running-Pt 3: Security Matters · 14th of August, 20128,491
The Running-Pt 4: A Line in the Sand · 14th of August, 201210,099
The Running-Pt 5: Royal Librarian Revelations · 14th of August, 201210,764
The Running-Pt 6: Get Set... · 1st of September, 201210,837
The Running-Pt 7: There's a Storm Coming... · 14th of August, 201211,309
The Running-Pt 8: A Thief, A Crusader, and a Hell of a Night · 28th of November, 201211,646
The Running-Pt 9: BBFAD · 14th of August, 201211,822
The Running-Pt 10: ...Go! · 14th of August, 201212,754
The Running-Pt 11: I Won't Back Down · 14th of August, 201211,860
The Running-Pt 12: Cutting Deep · 14th of August, 201210,921
The Running Q&A Responses! · 19th of August, 20121,114
Inseptium Nova-Pt 1: Red Barons and Herrings · 23rd of August, 201214,883
Inseptium Nova-Pt 2: You've Gotta Be Bucking Kidding Me... · 3rd of September, 201210,314
Inseptium Nova-Pt 3: Hammer-space and Musical Therapy · 3rd of September, 201217,540
Inseptium Nova-Pt 4: Trix Are For Kids... · 13th of December, 20129,728
Inseptium Nova: Pt 5: The Great and Powerful Escape · 8th of September, 20126,496
Inseptium Nova-Pt 6: The Enemy of My Enemy... · 14th of September, 201211,607
Inseptium Nova-Pt 7: Pyromania and Deja-Vu · 17th of September, 201211,137
Inseptium Nova-Pt 8: Murphy's Law · 27th of November, 201215,280
Inseptium Nova-Pt 9: Trouble on the Horizon · 22nd of September, 20129,668
Inseptium Nova-Pt 10: Acceptance · 25th of September, 201210,147
Inseptium Nova-Pt 11: Magic Kindergarten 101 · 4th of October, 20129,463
Inseptium Nova-Pt 12: Magic Kindergarten 201 · 5th of October, 20126,018
Inseptium Nova-Pt 13: Today, I Learned · 13th of October, 20127,043
Inseptium Nova-Pt 14: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? · 6th of December, 20128,008
Inseptium Nova-Pt 15: Volare · 6th of November, 201230,854
Inseptium Nova Q&A Character Responses! · 8th of November, 201218,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 1: Antici-....pation · 16th of November, 20128,764
Truth or Dare-Pt 2: Zero · 25th of November, 201215,409
Truth or Dare-Pt 3: Mea Culpa · 7th of December, 201212,768
Truth or Dare-Pt 4: Suspicions, Celebrations, and Inebriations · 7th of December, 201216,982
Truth or Dare-Pt 5: A Fighting Chance · 14th of December, 201218,792
Truth or Dare-Pt 6: Playing Chicken · 19th of December, 201211,004
Truth or Dare-Pt 7: Sharp Conversations · 27th of December, 20128,019
Truth or Dare-Pt 8: Hello, Murphy... · 5th of January, 201315,667
Truth or Dare-Pt 9: Good Intentions Pave the Path to Ponyhell · 24th of January, 201319,523
Truth or Dare-Pt 10: Fool's Gold Still Shines · 2nd of February, 201318,626
Truth or Dare-Pt 11: Thunderstruck · 16th of February, 201326,306
Truth or Dare-Pt 12: The Only Thing Missing... · 1st of March, 201321,509
Truth or Dare-Pt 13: ...Is You By My Side · 16th of March, 201324,353
Truth or Dare-Pt 14: Pride... · 27th of March, 201317,692
Truth or Dare-Pt 15: ...and Prejudice · 22nd of June, 201330,738
Truth or Dare Pt-16: The Princess and the Pebble · 14th of June, 201422,663
Truth or Dare-Pt 17: Sovereign Skullduggery · 24th of July, 201813,378
Likes: 1897 Dislikes: 55
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Main 6
When Fluttershy encounters a new creature in the Everfree forest, how will the ponies deal with its strange ways and its inability to speak?
On a visit to the Everfree forest, Fluttershy encounters a creature she has never seen before. It’s tall, it wears clothes and nopony can understand it. Can the ponies of Ponyville make friends with this new creature, even when they do not understand eachother?
(28.1.2017) Did I...Did I get featured? I think I got featured!
Huge thanks to lordelliott for helping me proofread and edit.
Chapters Chapter 1 - A chance encounter · 16th of January, 20171,201
Chapter 2 - Monsters are boring · 23rd of January, 20171,826
Chapter 3 - For whom the bell tolls · 26th of January, 20172,549
Chapter 4 - The terror that is Fluttershy · 27th of January, 20171,556
Chapter 5 - If at first you fail, try, try again · 28th of January, 20172,750
Interlude - Penpals · 30th of January, 2017971
Chapter 6 - Friends and family · 1st of February, 20173,865
Chapter 7 - Old fashion, new fashion (Edited) · 3rd of February, 20173,296
Chapter 8 - In to Ponyville · 8th of February, 20172,487
Chapter 9 - Welcome to Ponyville · 18th of February, 20173,898
Interlude - Sun and Moon · 22nd of February, 2017872
Chapter 10 - Neighbourly · 1st of March, 20173,406
Chapter 11 - Magic Duel · 4th of March, 20173,390
Chapter 12 - Aftermath · 22nd of March, 20171,971
Chapter 13 - Lessons · 28th of March, 20174,755
Interlude - Look before you sleep, take two · 7th of May, 20171,499
Chapter 14 - Music Is In the Air · 15th of May, 20172,875
Chapter 15 - Sleepless in Ponyville · 28th of May, 20178,355
Interlude - Tea Time in Dream Time · 4th of June, 20171,344
Chapter 16 - Trixie's Farewell Party, Part 1 · 24th of July, 20175,999
Chapter 17 - Trixie's Farewell Party, Part 2 · 1st of August, 20177,944
Chapter 18 - Trixie's Farewell Party, Part 3 · 6th of August, 20171,928
Interlude - Preparing For... · 30th of August, 2017701
Interlude - A Morning Detour · 4th of September, 20171,927
Chapter 19 - A Royal Visit · 16th of September, 20177,148
Chapter 20 - Friendly Visit, Part 1 · 16th of February, 20183,684
Chapter 21 - Friendly Visit, Part 2 · 5th of March, 20183,783
Chapter 22 - Friendly Visit, Part 3 · 26th of March, 20186,810
Interlude - ??? · 26th of March, 2018535
Interlude - R&R (April Fools) · 1st of April, 20183,405
Interlude - Letter From Twilight · 8th of April, 20182,159
Chapter 23 - Roommate, Part 1 · 5th of July, 20185,478
Chapter 24 - Roommate, Part 2 · 23rd of November, 20184,865
Chapter 25 - Roommate, Part 3 · 17th of December, 20185,534
Chapter 26 - Keep Calm And Visit Your Neighbors, Part 1 · 14th of May, 20193,697
Chapter 27 - Keep Calm And Visit Your Neighbors, Part 2 · 7th of April, 20204,884
Likes: 1739 Dislikes: 187
MLP: FiM Non-con Profanity Death Sex Gore Suicide / Self Harm Violence Fetish Narcotics Anthology Comedy Dark Alt. Universe Second Person Human Fluttershy Anon Nurse Redheart
Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.
Warning - This Story Contains Almost Everything
Current Cover Art Here Previous Cover Art by TGWeaver Previous Cover Art Here and Here and Here
Chapters Puns · 15th of January, 2016450
Hot Dialogue · 23rd of January, 20162,035
Pony AIDS · 15th of January, 2016545
Sleep · 15th of January, 2016931
Nightmare Night · 15th of January, 2016385
Poetry · 15th of January, 2016279
Animu · 15th of January, 2016375
Seaponies · 15th of January, 2016518
Rubber Ducks · 15th of January, 2016368
Dialogue 1 (Confidence) · 15th of January, 2016473
Dialogue 2 (Anon Gets Treated Like an OC) · 15th of January, 2016366
Dialogue 3 (Friendship) · 15th of January, 2016502
Nurse · 15th of January, 2016399
Dark Room · 15th of January, 2016195
Lonely Night · 15th of January, 2016496
Flutter Balboa · 15th of January, 2016270
Magic Mirror · 19th of January, 20162,667
Lemonade · 20th of January, 20162,837
More Puns · 23rd of January, 2016384
Fanmares · 13th of February, 2016807
Gloryholes · 13th of February, 2016406
Return to Earth · 13th of February, 2016612
G-Major · 13th of February, 2016306
Layers · 24th of March, 2016771
Cussershy · 8th of June, 2016681
Different · 9th of June, 2016940
What is Zit? · 9th of June, 2016385
Hypnotism · 10th of June, 2016474
Creampies · 10th of June, 2016536
Tentacles · 10th of June, 2016685
Bloody Hell · 13th of June, 2016582
Clothes · 14th of June, 2016549
Abused Orphans · 15th of June, 2016781
Goths · 16th of June, 2016556
Fluttershy's Dream · 15th of January, 20161,672
Choking - Redheart 1 · 17th of June, 2016770
Sexting - Redheart 2 · 18th of June, 2016865
Futashy - Redheart 3 · 19th of June, 2016652
Butterscotch (Rule 63) - Redheart 4 · 20th of June, 2016745
Clones - Redheart 5 · 21st of June, 2016710
Cockblocks - Redheart 6 · 22nd of June, 20161,160
Disabilites - Redheart 7 · 22nd of June, 2016619
Hoofflix and Chill - Redheart 8 · 22nd of June, 2016940
Negging - Redheart 9 · 23rd of June, 2016638
Fat Pony - Redheart 10 · 24th of June, 2016710
Full Disclosure - Redheart 11 · 25th of June, 20161,217
Choose - Redheart 12 · 26th of June, 20161,062
Love - Redheart End · 28th of June, 20161,080
Guro · 28th of June, 2016574
Male Genital Abuse · 29th of June, 2016626
Pet Play · 30th of June, 2016699
Dragon Abuse · 1st of July, 20161,042
Bondage and Forcefeeding · 3rd of July, 20161,071
Cum Inflation · 4th of July, 2016781
Farting - Death 1 · 5th of July, 2016747
Vomiting - Death 2 · 6th of July, 2016735
Vaping - Death 3 · 6th of July, 2016595
Smoking - Death 4 · 6th of July, 2016693
Suicide - Death End · 6th of July, 2016450
Reincarnation - Death ACTUAL End · 6th of July, 2016826
Zoophilia · 7th of July, 2016606
Toaster · 8th of July, 2016538
Crippling Disappointment · 2nd of September, 2016607
Dolls · 2nd of September, 2016475
Gamer Girls · 2nd of September, 2016375
Not Funny · 7th of September, 20161,181
Yandere-Shy · 8th of September, 20161,023
Click-Bait · 9th of September, 2016560
Forgot · 12th of September, 2016541
War - OLP 1 · 13th of September, 2016540
69 - OLP 2 · 13th of September, 2016696
Fetish Guesses - OLP 3 · 14th of September, 2016766
Onesies - OLP 4 · 15th of September, 2016914
Belly Rubs - OLP 5 · 16th of September, 2016790
Holding Hooves (Food Poisoning) - OLP 6 · 19th of September, 2016791
Surprise - OLP End · 20th of September, 2016875
Secretaries · 20th of September, 2016647
Buttershy · 21st of September, 2016634
Ballroom Blitz - A Guest Chapter by ROBCakeran53 · 21st of September, 20161,891
Pocky · 22nd of September, 2016471
Food · 23rd of September, 20161,245
Edgy · 24th of September, 20161,183
Typos · 26th of September, 2016333
Discord Vines · 27th of September, 2016541
Flamethrowers · 28th of September, 2016664
Vore · 29th of September, 20161,147
The Last Mare In Equestria · 30th of September, 2016817
Cougars · 3rd of October, 2016574
Cougar · 5th of October, 2016441
A New Leaf · 6th of October, 2016942
Kidnapping - Horror 1 · 7th of October, 2016634
Needles - Horror 2 · 10th of October, 2016898
Dinner - Horror 3 · 12th of October, 2016645
Guesses Won't Save You Now - Horror 4 · 15th of October, 20161,099
Another Chance - Horror 5 · 15th of October, 2016874
Lashing Back - Horror 6 · 15th of October, 2016921
Run - Horror 7 · 15th of October, 2016854
The Chapter Where Fluttershy Rapes Anon - Horror 8 · 15th of October, 20161,145
End - Horror 9 · 15th of October, 2016697
Priests - Chapter 100 · 16th of October, 2016844
Pretty Much All The Clothing · 13th of November, 20161,407
Somnophilia · 15th of November, 2016457
Strangers · 17th of November, 2016686
Anon Wants in Her Head · 17th of November, 2016470
Dank Memes · 18th of November, 2016882
Asexuality · 22nd of November, 2016900
Morning Off · 29th of November, 2016655
Oviposition · 5th of December, 20161,050
Flutter-bells · 5th of December, 2016347
Birb · 4th of January, 2017716
Tags/Slavery · 12th of January, 2017613
Wet Dreams · 12th of January, 20171,020
Valentines · 2nd of February, 2017939
Daddy/Daughter · 3rd of February, 2017733
Anxiety / Vore · 3rd of February, 2017803
Pants In Fluttershy · 3rd of February, 2017898
Ice Play · 3rd of February, 2017858
Just Once · 7th of February, 20171,557
Potty Training · 7th of February, 2017764
Fanfiction · 21st of February, 20171,350
Hearth's Warming Eve (Older) · 21st of February, 2017399
Applejack (Older) · 21st of February, 2017310
Pinkie Pie (Older)· 21st of February, 2017301
Flutter Filly (Older) · 21st of February, 2017260
Kool-Aid (Older) · 21st of February, 2017229
Abstinence · 2nd of March, 2017790
Sports · 3rd of March, 2017342
Necrophilia · 3rd of March, 2017225
Fluttershy Wins - Abuse 1 · 2nd of March, 2017975
Scene Change - Abuse 2 · 16th of March, 2017684
Twilight Wins - Abuse End · 17th of March, 20171,260
Formicophilia · 17th of March, 2017580
Musicals · 22nd of March, 2017496
Podcasts · 28th of March, 20171,120
A Step Too Far · 24th of April, 2017899
Oh Baby · 30th of May, 2017988
Wholesome Compliments · 1st of June, 2017684
Film Noir Style · 21st of June, 2017651
Pregnancy - Red Returns 1 · 7th of July, 2017878
It's Time To Leave - Red Returns 2 · 10th of July, 2017732
Restart - Red Returns 3 · 11th of July, 2017631
Brainstorming - Red Returns 4 · 12th of July, 2017896
The Plan - Red Returns 5 · 13th of July, 2017839
Private - Red Returns 6 · 14th of July, 2017646
(Guest Chapter) A Wholesome Romance with Mr Tingles by the parasprite · 7th of August, 20172,658
Home - Red Returns 7 · 9th of August, 20171,076
Cum (One-Shot) · 9th of August, 2017776
Prison - Red Returns 8 · 10th of August, 2017655
Store - Red Returns 9 · 17th of August, 2017821
Change of Plans - Red Returns 10 · 20th of September, 2017652
Please Remember - Red Returns 11 · 22nd of September, 2017427
Windows - Red Returns 12 · 22nd of September, 2017571
Vertigo - Red Returns 13 · 26th of September, 2017567
Sunbather - Red Returns 14 · 6th of October, 2017539
The Pecan Tree - Red Returns 15 · 13th of October, 2017376
Dream House - Red Returns 16 · 13th of October, 20171,346
Irresistable - Red Returns Finale · 13th of October, 2017405
!|\\|!+!4+3 |23800+ |>|20+0(01 · 13th of October, 2017217
Rimjobs · 13th of October, 2017534
Morning Breath · 23rd of October, 2017433
Crushing · 8th of November, 2017615
Incest (Patreon Voted) · 12th of November, 2017735
Insects (Patreon Voted) · 14th of November, 2017370
Female Private Abuse · 5th of December, 2017530
Puppies · 11th of December, 2017473
Vaginal Hemorrhoids · 18th of December, 2017966
Cumshots / Bukakke · 21st of December, 2017473
Mistletoe · 22nd of December, 20171,000
Loli/Shota · 26th of December, 2017726
erMomise · 26th of December, 2017657
Terror · 28th of December, 2017619
Draft · 4th of January, 2018688
Transit · 31st of January, 2018755
Hearts and Hooves Day · 14th of February, 2018416
_______________________!!!!!!!!!!! 3424243 ---- [Sequence_Break] Birthday · 5th of March, 2018383
[SequenceSequenceSequenc- Run it Again] · 22nd of June, 2018778
[Sequence Break] Hot Sauce · 10th of August, 2018788
Soda Pressing (Guest Chapter by anonpencil) · 19th of August, 2018440
Weapons · 26th of October, 2018779
My Story · 28th of December, 2018424
The Second Person · 28th of December, 2018374
Soul Vore (A Predictive Text Bot's Chapter of FSWIYP) · 28th of January, 2019528
Making the Plan · 2nd of February, 20191,334
My Final Thoughts · 1st of May, 2019646
Welcome Back · 2nd of May, 2019756
Villian Monologues · 3rd of May, 2019767
Discovering Truth · 12th of June, 20201,516
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MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Pinkie Changelings
It's not every day a pony asks for sex in the middle of battle, especially one this cute.
Doomie, like most of his brothers, hasn't eaten in a while. So, when a random pink pony asks for him to "do her" and intercourse love is the tastiest kind of love out there, and the pony herself looks pretty pretty: How could he refuse?
Author's diary: DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR diary. There is not enough Doomie pie fanfics out there....That is all.
Chapters Here...now? · 4th of May, 20154,240
Explain...NOW! · 7th of May, 20151,922
Do...what? · 9th of May, 20151,886
Lunch...time · 11th of May, 20152,774
Get...Out! · 14th of May, 20152,203
Wait...what? · 16th of May, 20152,824
Talk...time · 18th of May, 20152,204
So...why? · 22nd of May, 20153,548
Party...time · 27th of May, 20152,799
Here's...why · 1st of June, 20152,459
Show...time · 8th of June, 20152,753
Uh...oh · 13th of June, 20153,059
Nap...Time · 19th of June, 20153,985
The...End · 1st of July, 20153,684
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MLP: FiM Comedy Pinkie Apple Bloom Lyra Main 6
Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck.
Pinkie Pie learns a new word that starts with 'F' and ends with 'K'. No, it's not firetruck.
How will she use this new word? Let's find out.
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