What if the only thing you had left of your parents was a sex tape? Do you...? Do you watch it?
After a tragic fire destroys many of their family photos, it leaves the Apple family with only their memories of their parents. Granny Smith and Applebloom head into town to see if anypony else has any photos of Bright Mac and Pear Butter. Applejack and Big Mac sift through the farmhouse ashes and discover the last visual evidence of their parents in a metal lock box: A video cassette tape. ... It's a sex tape.
A special thanks to Ashleigh Ball for one of the best audio bloopers in the show. You're a national treasure and I hope you never read this.
Pear Butter and Big Mac prepare for a shindig. Unfortunately, things go slightly off the rails...
Making ready for the annual Apple family hoedown, Pear and her strapping son put the finishing touches on the barn. With Granny Smith and Applejack in the house cooking, cleaning, and tending to baby Bloom, while Bright Mac is out to town, the two labor through the evening. With their hard work nearly done for the day, the matronly mare decides to call it quit for the evening and quench Mac's thirst...
Kinks Include: Incest, Female on Male, Oral, Vaginal, Size Difference, Transformations, Lactation, Soft Femdom, Light Musk, Worship, and Staking a Claim SPOILER NOTE:All characters are of age in this story. The potion only diminished Mac's physical size. Mentally, he's still a fully functional adult.
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A crafty human and two alicorn princesses get into shenanigans together.
Nick has lived with the royal sisters since he appeared in Equestria with no way home three years ago. In that time he made friends and gained the trust and respect of most, if not all of Canterlot Castle. He even has access to the treasury and minor command over some staff, but only for one reason: pranks.
Nick is one of the few souls capable of matching Celestia and Luna in pranks, and has been semi-willingly inducted into their endless prank war. These are some of their memorable moments.
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Roseluck lives a double life. By day she sells flowers, by night she takes money from stallions and does whatever they want her to do.
Roseluck has two lives.
In one she is Roseluck. She sells flowers at her market stall, she smiles and waves at anyone she recognises, and by all accounts she's a normal, friendly pony. Being Roseluck is easy.
And in the other she is Red. She doesn't talk about that one. And the only ponies who get to see it have paid for her company that night.
Twilight sealed off her heat when she was twelve. Now her friends decide to release it. What's the worst that could happen?
Twilight sealed off her heat when she was twelve, thinking it was just a distraction she didn't need in her life. After she got her new castle, she reveals this fact to her friends. Now her friends decided to release it. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
No actual sexual content. Just some sexy implications. Twimac and Sparity.
Delta Vee kicks everything off by sending a taunting text-photo to her hated ex: Jet Stream. The picture she receives in return makes her uneasy, unsure. There is only one remedy to clear up their feelings and resume the status quo: hate-sex.
BASED ON THE COMIC SERIES BY BIG MAC 115 AND SHINO NSFW SOURCE :(Delete space)derpi booru.org/1877384
One night, Delta Vee was drunk, and up to no good.
It was a pretty standard Thursday night, to be honest. However, this night Delta snapped a sexy picture, and ended up sending it to her detested ex-lover and father of her estranged daughter: a successful stallion named Jet Stream. She wasn't expecting it to escalate into a full-scale sexting war.
After a few volleys are traded back and forth between the two vituperous combatants, the damage of their exchange becomes apparent: both Delta and Jet are terrified that their feelings for one another may not be as clear as they'd like them to be... some lingering physical attraction seems to persist.
They agree to meet in person, to discuss and eventually their heated discussion and troubled, stormy feelings lead to the only logical conclusion: a night of hot no-strings-attached hate sex.
After a hard day's work, Applejack desperately needs to cool off. Unfortunately, Big Macintosh only serves to heat her up...
The first harvest of the season is upon the Apple family, which means only one thing; the Apples have a lot of work ahead of them. As they bring in the first harvest of the season, Applejack and her brother, Big Macintosh, are pretty exhausted. Since they're the two most physically capable ones in the family, most of the manual labor is left to their proficient hooves. Tired, sore, and covered in sweat, the siblings finish up for the day. Sadly, as much as Applejack would like to cool off, having Big Mac around only serves to heat her up...
Kinks Include: Incest, Oral, Vaginal, Sweat, Musk, Estrus (Heat), Male on Female, Outdoor Sex, Possible Impreg
Big Caisson is an earth-pony colt in his senior year of highschool. A BIG colt. His worries about how his class-fillies see him is on his mind as he is helped into his farm-work harness by his younger sister, Cookie. Harnessing is an intimate thing!
Caisson was a big colt.
Like, really big.
Folks around Ponyville said that there hadn't been a colt in their senior-year of highschool as tall and strong since Big Mac, and Caisson likely had him beat! Normally, this would be a source of pride for a farm-colt in Ponyville, but he's always had the sneaking suspicion that the fillies in his class prefer the frou-frou athletic pegasi or slender unicorn stallions that everypony sees in all the fashion magazines from Manehattan. Why else would they blushingly look away from him every time they made eye contact?
His body-type is anything but that of those svelte fashion-model stallions: he's a walking tank, standing a few hooves taller than anycolt his age, with muscles that could rip a tree-stump from a frozen field.
Worse, he still seems to be growing! It's the first day of the new school year, and it looks like over the summer he's left his buddies even more in the dust in the height and brawn department.
Because of this continued growth, Caisson has yet to receive a custom-fit harness; that's a big deal for working farmcolts. Since they'll spend hours every morning before school working the fields, and hours every afternoon after school doing the same... a well-fit, comfortable harness to distribute the excruciating load of pulling a plow or a wagon is a must.
Thanks to his body, Caisson has to make-do with a jumble of adjustable straps, buckles and tie-downs... a confusing mix that requires the help of another pony to strap in.
A harness-buddy is a special thing among pony-folk: there are lots of straps that go into (and around) very private places. Depending on the circumstances it can be professional, awkward... or exciting.
And it just so happens that since his younger sister has now started in her freshman year at highschool, they'll both be getting home to the farm at about the same time.
She'll be strapping her BIG brother in.
Will the two be able to resist any of the hormone-fueled temptations that might arise when in such intimate circumstances? Nope.
All stories in my clopfics occur at the bottom of a massive gravity well where time flows much faster compared to Earth. As such, the minimum age of all characters in my stories is at least over 10,000,000 Earth years old.
You've been working for the Apple family for quite some time now, and you didn't know why... not until this very day... stupid sexy Big Mac. (Femanon x Big Mac)
Equestria, if you were brutally honest, lost its lustre quite quickly after you got used to it. Your naturally misanthropic demeanour eventually applied to the ponies and their cuddly pedantic faces, and you needed a place far from, well, everybody else. You found your splendid isolation in the form of a farm not too far from civilisation, one belonging to the Apple family, and after several months of working for them, you realised something Big.
Fetishes/Kinks: (Femanon)Female x Male, large genitals and by extention, large insertion, a small degree of cock worship and awe, a dash of cumflation, and a tincture of must/smell, and extreme shyness from all parties involved.
Art by: Nobby And even though I didn't ask them to, a sincere thank you to Exuno for some light proofreading.
I needed to get back into my groove. So I wrote something new to me. An anon story. A fem anon story. (I'm sure this'll appeal to the main demographic of this website.) This was that thing. Sorry for my absence. I will try to finish all my incomplete things and then go onto new and exciting stories. Ciao. Also, if you have a request, just consult my latest blogpost. One per person, for the time being.
Applejack and Big Mac decide to go explore some ancient ruins, but there’s more than ancient treasure in these ruins, and they’re going to find that out the hard way...
The CMC decide to help out a shy Feather Bang with his mare problem.
After helping Big Mac find his Special Somepony, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo are asked by the surprisingly shy Feather Bang to help him with talking to other ponies; specifically mares. True to their word, the Crusaders decide to help out the shy stallion, but Feather quickly learns their way of helping might be far different than he had in mind.
Barefoot, nearsighted and lost, a young man wakes to find his life has drastically changed.
One moment he was in his bedroom, trying to get to sleep. The next, he's in a dark forest, with a moon that's twice the size it should be.
An ordinary man finds himself lost in a place with no memory of how he got there, thick darkness all about him and no idea where he is. Now he has to find food, shelter, and somehow a way home.
[Edit] Many spoilers in the comments, so approach with caution. Buuuut, I love comments, so don't be afraid to submit some!
Featured on December 22nd, 2015. An early Christmas present!
About thirty years ago a human found herself in Equestria. Eventually she meets a low ranking noble and made a deal with him, she became his wife and eventually gave birth to a centaur Trixie. This is Trixie's story
Trixie is a centaur. Her mother is a human and her father a unicorn. She loves her mother and her father. She was inspired by her mother's tales about her own adventures to become a show pony. Let's hope her first stop in Ponyville will be a good sign. This is her story going on her way to Travel as a Showmare. Along the way, she will make friend and foe alike. Come watch as the great and powerful Trixie shows the world what she's got assuming she gets a chance to do so.
I don't own the image. I got it off google.
Edit: featured on october first well it was featured before but it went away after like 5 minutes
Sometimes in life there are things you have to do that are hard. Like, way hard. Harder than they should be. Yeah. Aw, shut up. Like you've ever tried to confess your feelings for a stupid apple-bucking farmpony?
The thing is, sometimes in life there are things you have to do that are hard. Like, way hard. Harder than they should be. Harder than bucking storm clouds someone overfilled with lightning seeds. Harder than pulling off a sonic rainboom in front of a cloud of ponies who don’t believe you can do it. Harder than … other hard things. That are hard to do. Yeah.
Shut up.
Like you've ever tried to confess your feelings for a stupid apple-bucking farmpony.
Rainbow Dash narrates her own life. Because you just know she would do that.
After an evil necromancer curses some of the mane six's closest friends, they're forced to reconcile to the fact that there might not be a cure. What does a pony do who only has a year to live?
What's a pony to do when they know they've only got a year to live?
That's the question facing some of the ponies closest to the mane six, after a horrible curse has stolen all but their last year of life away. As Twilight Sparkle scrambles desperately for a cure, they're forced to face the awful reality that she might not find it in time.
An older, wiser Trixie Lulamoon just so happens to have a somewhat above average student.
An older, wiser Trixie Lulamoon just so happens to have a somewhat above average student named Sumac Apple, whom she takes to meet with Twilight Sparkle, as Twilight is holding a contest, looking for the best and brightest students.
Sumac Apple just so happens to have a Horrendous Hypothesis that will not only change the lives of himself and Trixie, but holds an ominous warning for all of Equestria.
Sorry for my absence. I will try to finish all my incomplete things and then go onto new and exciting stories. Ciao. Also, if you have a request, just consult my latest blogpost. One per person, for the time being. 
