Yeah I guess maybe it sorta is. But hey people seem to like the Philosophy at least.
But yeah it probably is. This is going to be my take in the Generic Anon in Equestria trope, freestyled from the beginning of Bridle Gossip at the request of the purchaser. Shennanigans shall most likely ensue. Contains excessive philosophical discussion, pseudoscientific worldbuilding mumbo jumbo, and a light dash of casual humor.
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A video game programmer from Earth is brought to Equestria. But all is not right in the world of ponies.
When a video game programmer mysteriously enters Equestria, it doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary. But the answer to the appearance may just be the precursor to the biggest disaster to befall Equestria since Discord.
a human gets cut off from his group while traversing a mountain. finds himself in a strange land
A young man lost in the hilly embrace of a mountain sleeps the night away under a knot of tree roots. When he wakes he will find himself thrust into a strange new environment, the Everfree Forest. With only his pack and his experience as a Boy Scout to aid him, he must survive, make sense of his surroundings and with some luck, ultimately find his way home. What does one do after wandering beyond the edge of the map? And better yet...
What if you are not alone?
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I have been reading fan fiction here for a while and wanted to give something back. My first fiction ever so constructive criticism is welcome. Fair warning, it takes a while for me to write a chapter so expect gaps between updates.
Rated teen for strong language
Awesome cover art by Carnelian. Seriously, the guy has major skills with how fast he drew this up.
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A solitary man trapped in a strange place for reasons he does not yet understand.
Ripped from home with no explanation to a place that is both incredibly strange and eerily familiar. What world he walks on, what these creatures are, why he's here. There are many things Rajrishi does not understand about Equestria. He hopes to fix that.
Zecora can get pretty damn bored all alone in the forest sometimes. A few toys and a little potion magic are more than sufficient to take the edge off.
What is a pony? After the Changeling invasion, debates rage across Equestria over that simple question. There is a follow up that nopony thinks to ask, however: what if they weren't the only ones hiding?
What is a pony? If asked that question the average citizen of Equestria would probably respond with a confused look and a mention of the three pony tribes. A particularly astute pony might reply with four tribes, remembering to include the Thestrals. A pony of a scholarly disposition may also add a list of characteristics as well - manes, cutie marks, some form of innate magic, hooves, vegetarian diet, etc. This is the answer that would have been received for thousands of years, from before the unification of the three tribes until very recently. Until the failed Changeling invasion. With the reveal of something so foreign, yet at the same time so familiar, what it means to be a pony is no longer quite so clear and obvious. And while professors and philosophers argue, another question is forgotten in the uproar: What if the Changelings weren't the only ones who were hiding?
* Always looking for proofreaders if anyone's interested! Current Proofreader(s): Icarus_Con_Queso
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. What is RGRE? Look here:RGRE primer {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
The festival of life is an ancient tradition in Equestria where the gender ratio problem is 'fixed' by having a stallion offer his services to stud for any mare who wants it, this year, Twilight Sparkle has volunteered.
During a conversation with Cheerilee, Twilight Sparkle is convinced to stud for the festival of life. Unfortunately for her, word gets out and hundreds of mares flock to the small town of Ponyville for the chance of having a royal stud.
Twilight must now please those droves of mares in only ten days and to make matters worse, she is a virgin and the ways of love are a mystery to the bookish mare.
Anthro warning! Kink Warnings. virginity taking, impregnation, like a whole lot of impregnation, crossbreeds, a cheeky Celestia, plot, lesbianism, foreplay, futa on female, female on female, and probably more that I cant think of. This story was veiwable for almost a week and a half on my patreon before being veiwable here! So if you want to see stories earlier then anyone else as well see a bunch of other stuff that fimfiction wont see for a little while then head on over there and see it for just 3 bucks a month! Dimwitdog970842 derpi ;) Commissioned for an anonymous commissioner. If youd like a story like this then PM me! Woot, featured on the same day! https://i.imgur.com/S2tOlXM.png
Local Dumbass Yote By A Bus, Turns Into A Unicorn, More At 11.
Rose Tint is quite the fortunate fellow! Well about as fortunate as a man who was hit by a bus can be..
He was given the privilege of deciding the starting conditions of his next run at life, and ended up in none other than a rendition of everyone's favorite Ponyland Cartoon Show. He has no idea what's going on, and he's a bit confused but we think he has the spirit!
Rumble, after his encounter with Zecora's cousin, begins to develop certain urges. His newfound tastes lead him down a rather curious road...
After his run in with Zibari, Zecora's cousin, Rumble is left with a growing thirst that only a stallion can quench. Heading to Rarity's shop, he hopes to procure a few items to accentuate his feminine side and, if he's lucky, perhaps help him lure in a stud.
Kinks include: Foalcon, Feminization, Crossdressing, Solo, Large Sex Toys, Musk, and Incestuous Thoughts
This is sort of a transitionary story and, while it may not have Rumble interacting directly with another stallion, is somewhat crucial for what's in store for him later.
Sex tag added because of what he does to himself...
After finishing Living and Dying in Equestria... Well I just can't get Twilight out of my head so we continue! You should read Living and Dying in Equestria first otherwise you may be more then a little confused. The Teen rating represents some lovemaking between Twilight and I. Nothing graphic or discriptive so I'm not sure if it's needed but better safe then sorry eh? I finally figued out how to use the colors. So for Twilight and I's telepathic communication I am Green and she is of course Purple. Just to clear up any confusion. Cover Picture by Mystic Alpha, I don't have permission to use it so if he/she wants me to take it off I shall. Its just a beautiful picture.
As a result of her studious research, Twilight Sparkle had discovered that the key ingredient in Zecora's memory potion was unicorn essence... and that essence had to be harvested from a family member! Now she just has to actually COLLECT it!
Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer did their homework, researching the strange and shadowy past of the unicorn memory spell that had saved Ponyville from the encroaching vines of the Everfree Forest. It was then that they discovered the well-kept secret of the extremely frequently used EUV, long thought to mean Equestrian-Universal-Volume augmenter... but which actually meant essentia unicornis virilem...
Unicorn Ejaculate.
Even crazier, Starswirl's potions had additional requirements built into them... requiring EUC to be collected by an alicorn... from a family member!
Follow along with Twilight as the family dinner she'd gone to suddenly becomes an opportunity to gather the critical ingredient that could end up saving Equestria... and see if she is able to resist the temptation to do her duty... and her brother.
Twilight needs to brew a new brew of Zecora's potion of Alicorn remembrance... Unfortunately for her the key ingredient must come from an inconvenient source: her brother's stallionhood!
Everyone knows that Twilight Sparkle is prepared... well-prepared... over-prepared.
So when she determines that a second flask of the potion Zecora gave her to defeat Discord's chaotically sown seeds, nothing will deter her... even when Starlight Glimmer's research determines that the only source for a key ingredient must be distilled from the 'essence of a virile unicorn stud'. Even worse, the archaic requirements suggest that the stallion must be Shining Armor... and the extractor must be Twilight herself!
Embarrassing conversations, comedic misunderstandings, and raunchy jokes are inevitable... as well as a clop-filled evening.
Warning contains: incest, mare on mare, mare on stallion, excessive cum
Rumble, on his quest to expand his horizons, sets off to see if Zecora will let him practice potion making with her. Unfortunately she's out on an errand, although her cousin, Zibari, is minding her hut while she's away.
Rumble's been having a grand old time, trying out all sorts of stuff since the Cutie Mark Day Camp. Deciding he wanted to get a little experience with potion making, the colt sets off to visit Zecora, to see if the zebra will allow him to get some practice on the subject. Sadly, she's unavailable but her cousin, Zibari, is visiting. Maybe this new zebra could show Rumble some new tricks and expand his horizons!
Kinks include: Foalcon, Male on Male, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Size Difference, Slight Cum Inflation
Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.
If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.
Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!
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