Diamond Tiara is quite possibly the worst gift you could give your seven-year-old daughter. Too bad Discord has a "no return" policy.
Against better judgement, David buys his daughter a pony for Christmas. Too bad it was Diamond Tiara. She, like many other fillies and colts in Ponyville, was taken by Discord for his cross-dimension pony trade. Now she must convince David and his family to help her and the others get back to Equestria. Fortunately for her, David is more than happy to get rid of her. His daughter Tiffany however, is not.
Shining Armor and Flash Sentry are about to learn a lesson about being mares that they will never forget.
In celebration of getting promoted to Captain of the Guard, Shining Armor decides to have a night on the town with his men. As the night goes on though, the new guy, Flash Sentry, decides to give Shining a hoof getting home. After a disastrous encounter with Princess Celestia where neither Ponies could keep their mouths shut, they end up getting taught a lesson and possibly learning more than they thought they would in the process.
Idol Hooves is just your everyday, standard, ordinary, normal Unicorn. He's definitely not a Changeling, definitely. He's quite skilled with his hooves but mostly uses this for pottery until, one day, he finds a new talent.
It was a well-known and established fact that all Ponies have a special talent, a unique and intrinsic calling that they will discover in time. For Idol Hooves, Unicorn Royal Guard, this was no different, no different at all. For he was a perfectly ordinary, normal and unsuspicious in the least Pony. Certainly it wasn't as if he was a Changeling in disguise, oh no, that would be ridiculous! Despite his name Idol had always had a talent with his hooves, a way with them. He'd most utilized this in the art of pottery but at the prompting of others he tries to apply those same skilled hooves to the art of the massage. Surely nothing strange could come of that?
A British man with a very colorful collection of words becomes the luckiest, or unluckiest man alive. On the bright side, now he has more swear words under his belt.
London, England. A decently large city that hasn't seen many eye-catching events in recent times. For John Carter, it has always been a nice, relatively peaceful place to live in.
He had plenty of expectations for his future in the city, many were... Far-reaching, but nothing stepping beyond the realm of possibility.
Getting ripped from his body and placed in a completely foreign one? That may have overstepped the boundaries just a slight bit.
Discord's homeless, powerless, and needs somewhere to crash. Twilight's castle seems like a good idea. This'll surely work out great for both of them.
When a major magical mishap leaves Discord homeless and seemingly without his powers, he gets it in his head that he can simply stay with Twilight until he has somewhere else to go. He's rather insistent, too.
But hey, having an annoying and presumptuous roommate that causes ridiculous and unpredictable things to happen all around them simply by existing can't be all that terrible, can it?
...on second thought, maybe don't answer that. Just pray she doesn't end up falling in love with the fool.
Edit 14/3/2019: Had to remove the Drama tag because I wasn't allowed to save edits to the description due to too many tags due to the new rules.
I was enjoying a quiet day at work, when I suddenly find myself in what I can only describe as what a person high on drugs would see, before a blinding rainbow light slams into me and knocks me unconscious.
Upon awakening, I find something very off, not only about my surroundings, but myself. For one, I seem to have become a small horse and a female one at that.
I also seem to be in a forest of some kind. Hang on. Is this the Everfree?
Oh, great. What do i do now?
Well, having powers on par with a Chaos Lord certainly might come in handy. Let's see what i can do with them, shall we?
Sex tag for sexual references and teen for teen reasons, plus a lot crass swearing.
And, just be warned, that random tag is serious. Random shit will happen in this fic, so be wary of that when entering and DO NOT expect anything to just be normal at any point.
In Popular Stories 31/12/2015. What a way to end the year!
Featured 24/7/2016. Okay. Honest to God did not see that coming.
Featured again 31/7/2016. Wait. What?
Featured 5/8/2016. Someone's pulling my leg here, right?
Featured again 26/8/2016. No. Wait. WHAT?
Despite everything, got Featured 16/2/2017. Just hope the next update does this justice
In Featured 2/07/2017. Um... How? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but... how?!
A 16-year old boy is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon.
A 16 year-old boy is transported to Equestria and given the form of a dragon. He makes several unexpected friends and at the same time will discover his own powers, but will the ponies trust him because of it? He will have to convince them if he is to stop the upcoming threat and restore balance to the magic of Equestria.
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work, and after many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right? - [A series of short stories]
Being a princess in Equestria is tiring work. After many long years of rule, they've seen absolutely everything. Right?
A series of short (ish!) stories about our favourite four-legged diarchy and how they deal with various things modern Equestrian life throws at them.
It's not as though it's going to be difficult. They've seen plenty of generations come and go. Nopony could possibly put them out of their depth.
They think.
Stories so far:
Healthy Living: Celestia can't remember if she ever had the one-time disease "Filly Fever". It's been so long, she must have forgotten it.
Trending Topic: A new toy craze takes Equestria by storm, and Luna is in the eye of it all.
Princess Celestia's Uneventful Day: It's nice to unwind and read a good book once in a while. Fate has other plans.
Ever had your Dad marry a mythical creature? Ever just wanted a normal life? If this is you and you're not me, then this is exactly what we don't want, right?
Imagine my surprise when I see a winged unicorn in my kitchen that claims she's my mother.
Imagine her surprise when I threw my coffee mug at her.
Imagine my Dad's surprise when I was banished to the end of Time.
Okay, the last part didn't happen, Tempora is actually really nice, but you get what I mean.
Just roll with it, I guess?
Set in an Alternate Universe where nothing of canon makes much sense.
Filly Twilight wakes up one morning and she knows everything. Also, Discord and Luna are in this even though they aren't here during this time period because it will be funny.
Twilight unwillingly starts seeing something more that just chaos in a certain Draconequus.
Update: The story is edited into a proper read without many of the horrors I originally put into it. Enjoy the ride!
Deciding he could be given another chance, Luna and Celestia come to an agreement to release the Chaotic God from his rocky imprisonment, locking his powers with a powerful spell. Magicless and with a chance at redemption, Discord's ways seem less chaotic than ever.
He does cause a lot of chaos though, to the faithful student of Celestia, who had eagerly taken over the task of watching over and teaching Discord by giving him a home under her own roof, in the process hoping to learn more about his species, powers and motives but surprisingly learning much more about both himself and her head... Which puts her in pretty amusing situations most of the time.
An adventure of a silly one sided (???) love and a look into the heart of Twilight Sparkle.
When the CMC asked Discord to help them attend magic school, he pulled an owl out of his hat. Only he didn't exactly have a hat. Which was okay, since their new school had a singing one laying around. Where the hay was Hogwarts anyway?
Three curious fillies...check Owl delivered school letters ... check Boy named Harry Potter ... check Dash of Discord ... check
This can't possibly end well.
**Public safety notice::: Do not drive while spouse is reading latest chapter out loud. While this may considerably stroke the author's ego, in a guilt inducing manner, it may not be conducive for maintaining low insurance rates **
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war... This is the story of a human soldier named Miles Eremita and his exploits throughout Equestria.
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Darkness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the darkness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Fawful comes back, but not just the Mushroom Kingdom...he goes to equestria too, so Mario Luigi Discord Twilight and Starlow must work together to stop him from geting the Infastar!
Fawful returns and splits a void between the Mushroom kingdom and Equestria, searching for the Infastar! so Mario, Luigi, Twilight, Starlow, and Discord must work together to stop Fawful, save the mane six, and stop the worlds from colliding forever! Cover photo done by yours truly, and I apologize for the atrocious quality, it's the only way I could get it on the site. Also, this story might contain spoilers for the Mario and Luigi games. Mostly with the music I'll be linking. So be warned. "I, Fawful...Will return..." "Maybe I can help..." "Who are you?!" "I am, The Dark Star...I still reside within you, ya know..." "Wait...so you can revive Fawful?" "Yes...but you must do this one thing..." (Rated teen for mild swearing, violence, alcohol usage, inappropriate jokes, mention of torture, and people die!)
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When the first portal to Equestria opened, and humans started coming back with Cutie Marks, it forever altered the fate of two worlds. Now, a young man must face the true consequences of that change.
A Cutie Mark amplifies potential. It makes a pony formidable — but it makes a human a god.
When humans started visiting Equestria and returning with Cutie Marks on their hips, Earth changed overnight. Now a young man with an unwritten future is about to discover the true consequences of that change … and his choice of Marks will forever alter the fate of two worlds.
** CONTENT WARNING:Offscreen rape, mind control.** Earns its Dark tag.
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Highly Recommended by Present Perfect!"Completely memorable ... I've never read anything like it. Also perfectly terrifying."
"It went on my Favorites shelf, and I really don't do dark." –iisaw
Third-place winner in the September 2014 Writeoff Association competition! Newly edited for FIMFiction!
Praise for the Writeoff version: "What in the hell. … This is a really remarkable and surprising piece, one of the best HiE’s I’ve ever read, and the best Friendship Is Optimal-style sci-fi I’ve read since FiO itself." –Present Perfect
"F**k you for writing an HiE that I actually thoroughly enjoyed. Just f**k you." –Golden Vision
Nurse Redheart laments about the medical issues of some of Equestria's most well known ponies.
Let me give this to you straight. I'm a doctor. My title says 'Nurse', but I'm a doctor. I deal with sick and injured ponies daily, and give both treatment and advice to them with trust and confidence. That includes a certain six friends and their own medical needs.
If the rest of Equestria actually knew that disaster was one missed pill away, I don't think 'riots in the streets' would be sufficient to cover it. But I'm bound by Doctor/Patient Confidentiality, so I guess I'm the thin red line between civilization, and eternal enslavement by some horror from beyond.
That eternal enslavement thing sounds better every day, mind you.
*Cover image original artwork credited to mysticalpha
The mane six play a game of shapeshifting truth or dare and cross a few boundaries in the process.
Twilight and her friends have held a weekly slumber party for years to keep in touch and play a game or two. After one too many rounds of the typical slumber party games, Twilight is charged with finding something new. Discord has a chaos-magic-filled solution. A game of his own creation.
Metamorphilia.
Contains: magical genderbending, species swapping, party sex, a bit of human action in later chapters, and the mane six being very conveniently thirsty for one another.
Content warnings will be updated as required with future chapters.
Rumor has it that if a pony says Discord's name five times in front of a mirror, he's forced to appear there. So who thought something like that could actually be true?
Rumor has it that if a pony says Discord's name five times in front of a mirror, he's forced to appear there.
So who thought something like that could actually be true?
