Nightmare Moon banished Celestia, only to be defeated by Ahuizotl. Ponykind were made the scapegoats to blame for her scourge. 1000 years they pray for a saviour to deliver them. Anypony will do. Enter the last hope, a pizza delivery dude.
"Ponykind must have run out of colours when they finally got to this pony. Everything from his mane to his ass was all seven colours of gloom and doom. He was so dark and brooding he probably ate glittery emos and shat vampire bats.” - Quote of the Week
1000 years the ponies have prayed for a saviour to deliver them, whether it was their long lost sun goddess Celestia, or even Nightmare Moon, maybe even the chaos lord Discord, anypony! After suffering under the yoke of a tyrant god for so long, they decided any saviour will do, even a dark demonic overlord. One unicorn sorceress finally decides to take matters into her own hooves. She sets out to the frozen ruins of a long lost Empire in the Crystal Mountains bearing a grand sacrifice of 1000 ponies in an attempt to summon the dark demonic overlord of the Crystal Empire.
When the dark ritual turned up a blank, the universe decides to shuffle in the next best thing. Will he rise up to the expectations of his newfound flock? He'd better, and quickly, for the tyrant god's inquisition is out to get him and the 1000 'blasphemers' involved in his summoning. With a nation to build and an evil tyrant god to fight, never has there been a taller order to fill. But it's alright, he's a dark demonic overlord, right? He quickly finds that with some smokes and mirrors and the help of 1000 very magical ponies, anyone can look the part, even an entirely magic-inert pizza delivery dude.
Now a long-haul fic! Many thanks to everyone who convinced me to make this a reality!
Somebody kindly messaged me and told me I should announce here that the story was featured from 27 - 30th of April. I completely missed that but many thanks for making that possible, everyone!
Cover Art: Placeholder drawn by me. Will be a background for a full cover at some point.
Twilight seeks revenge on her tormentor, but it doesn't come free...
Regularly bullied by Sunset Shimmer, Twilight is at her wit's end. It's bad enough that she doesn't have any friends, gets picked on for being a nerd, and has to help her brother with his homework, but having to deal with someone who delights in making her life miserable is the final straw. Without the muscle or backup needed to take on the hooligan, she resorts to a rather unorthadox form of payback - with the help of an eldritch tome, of course...
Kinks Include: Futa on Female, Tentacles, Anal, LOTS of Stealthy Groping and Sexual Torment, Rimming, Anal, Dirty Talk, Masturbation, Squirting, a Massive Money Shot, and Anal NOTE!!! All characters are of legal age!!! They're seniors, y'all!
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An Equestria Girls tale. Rainbow Dash dares Sunset Shimmer to try meat. The results are not what any of them expected.
One day, Rainbow Dash notices something about Sunset Shimmer: she only eats salads, fruit, and non-meat products. So she decides to dare the former pony to try a meat product the next day at lunch. Little do they know what's on the menu that day...
The shipwrecked passengers of the luxury yacht follow Sunset Shimmer and friends on an epic journey to take a shortcut home.
The yacht's wrecked. Spring Break is ruined. The cruise patrons are stranded on a deserted jungle island. And the crew of the yacht just...left them...somehow.
Sure, there'll probably be a boat, or rescue planes, or something, but why wait for all that when there's a perfectly good portal in the middle of the dark, spooky jungle that leads to a shortcut home?
Well, that and a long hike through another dark spooky forest. And a complete change of species.
The story of how the Canterlot High gang got home after the yacht sank.
A Human raised in Equestria by Pegasi. Oh, and he has their inherent magic. Have fun!
Adopted from infancy, Equestria is the only world Flash Skies has ever known and loved. A beautiful world filled with adventure, love, and awesome friends, life is good. But when you're the only member of your species in an alien world, eventually you want to find out where you came from and if there are others like you. With the help of his friends, he finds his way back to Earth, but will he like what he finds? He may discover more than he bargained for, and an enemy that's been waiting for him to come home.
Sunset Shimmer returns to Equestria to try to figure out why she and the other girls grew a cock, and she ends up having some fun in the process!
In the Everyone's Best Friend is Twilight Sparkle universe, most of the girls grew a cock after the first time they encountered Equestrian magic. This side story takes place during those events.
Sunset Shimmer returns to Equestria to see if Princess Twilight can help her figure things out, and she ends up stuffing the other princess with pony dick in the process! Well, how else can Princess Twilight help if she doesn't get some firsthand experience with it?!
Tags: Ponies (My first ever full pony story!), Futa/F, Twi/Sunset, Sunset/Celestia
Long after MLP faded into obscurity, Ron and the other volunteers slaved away to build a game populated by the characters he loved. He never expected they might wake up. He was wrong.
Ronald Lee is the systems administrator for one of the largest fan-made online games in the world. Though nothing new has been produced for MLP for decades now, fans old and young continue to flock to the online version of Equestria they're building together.
Of course he knew that the programs they wrote would grow more intelligent over time. With cheaper hardware and better AI, this was always expected, and a user experience allowing for content similar to the show to be produced in real time for every user was always tantalizingly close.
Then Starlight Glimmer started talking to him.
This story is a prequel to Synthesis, and doesn't require knowledge of that story. You may want to check it out when you're done here, however.
This story was commissioned by Two Bit, who also helped edit because he is an absolute mad lad. Sparktail helped too.
What happens when Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, lands in the magical land of Equestria? Same thing that happens in every cross story, but with more Deadpool!!!
Meet Deadpool: a mercenary, an assassin, and overall, an antihero in the Marvel Universe. He has the ability to quickly heal, thanks to some tests made from the Weapon X Program that healed his incurable cancer, but left his mental stability down the toilet. If any of you know the real Deadpool, don't worry, he's not the same silent freak played by Ryan Reynolds in the piece of s**t prequel starring Hugh Jackman as a short guy with metal claws. If you have no idea who or what is going on, please, look it up. Meet Equestira: A magical land that hosts many mythological creatures, but mostly god horses, unicorns, pegasi, and boring horses. Everything is ruled by two god horses; Princess Sun Butt and Princess Moon Cheeks. Sun Butt rules during the day, controls the sun, protects land from monsters, indulges in male anatomy shaped fruit & cake, and abducts children... at least that's what wikipedia says. Moon Cheeks rules the night, controls the moon, plays with people in the 'apple master race', haunts children as the next Freddy Krueger, and plans how to take over the world when no one is watching. There's also six horses that act as the 'mane' stars and a bunch of other background & side characters that this Fan Base loves... like this girl that... loves... rocks. I don't get it.
What should have been a routine track inspection run turns into something that one engineer will remember for the rest of his life.
After a massive storm runs across the state of California, the famous Cajon Pass requires inspection before allowing freight to pass through once again. This is where rookie engineer Nathan Bridgeport wants to prove that he has what it takes to make this job a career.
Little does he know what lies in wait for him and his locomotive on the other side of the San Gabriel Mountains.
(Takes place after Season 3 but before Equestria Girls.)
Human civilization ended on May 23, 2015, when everyone on earth became a pony. This is the story of how they lived, how they died, and what they achieved.
On May 23, 2015, the world ended. It wasn't violent, it wasn't bloody, and it wasn't even very dramatic. The entire population of the planet vanished. But they didn't stay gone; almost at once refugees started trickling back. Unfortunately for them, they didn't come back with their humanity intact.
Instead of a single species, the earth is now populated with Ponies, griffons, dragons, minotaurs, and even stranger creatures. What will the remnants of humanity make with their world? Will they remember human achievements, or slip back into primitive ignorance? Learn from our mistakes, or repeat them over and over?
People haven't really changed, only their bodies have. The world now comes with new threats, supernatural as well as mundane. Demons lurk beneath the sea, while strange spirits whisper promises in dreams. Empires rise, dictators control, and ponies have nowhere to turn for help. Nowhere except themselves, and old-fashioned hard work.
This story is effectively an anthology of episodes, each of which will focus on a different time period and different perspective characters.
Latest in the Last Pony on Earth series. If you haven't read that story, start there. This one won't really make much sense otherwise.
Editing provided by Two Bit and Sparktail. Art by the fantastic Zutcha.
Twilight has the ability to respawn. Naturally, she must exploit the hay out of it. For science!
Twilight has discovered that Alicorns can 'respawn' when they die. Think of the possibilities! She quickly assembles a crack team of scientists* to test the frontiers of this new power.
*IE whoever was willing to respond to a letter asking for 'suggestions of practical uses for the death of an alicorn'.
An unofficial sequel to "The Many Deaths of Twilight Sparkle".
Rated T for references to death and suicide, though in context those things don't really happen. Featured on 7/6/2020! W00t! And featured again on 7/20/2020!
"I am Friendmaker!" -- Twilight is concerned she may one day go insanely evil, as with Nightmare Moon or Daybreaker. Knowing Twilight, you think she's just going to wait for it?
"I am Friendmaker!"
Twilight Sparkle is concerned that she may one day go insanely evil, as with Nightmare Moon or Daybreaker. So, knowing Twilight, do you really think for one moment she's just going to wait for it to happen?
Includes the charter members of the Reformed Villains Society, plus Celestia and Luna, and a brief magic-journal cameo from Sunset Shimmer.
Featured from 9/11-9/16, 2018... wow! Thanks, everypony! It wouldn't have happened without all of you! By way of a thank you, I've uploaded a higher-res version of the cover art for those who asked for it. Enjoy!
Wallflower blush can't wait to look after Applejack's horse, even if she doesn't know exactly what to do...
Most folks would be pretty cheesed, if they were asked a favor, but not Wallflower. Honestly, she'd just happy that her friends remembered her! She may never have looked after horses before, sure, yet that didn't detract from her eagerness to help! With Applejack, Fluttershy, and Sunset showing her what to do, she's sure she'll be just fine...
Kinks Include: Male (Horse) on Female (Human) Bestiality, Oral, Female on Female, Very Rough Face-Fucking, Musk, Cock Worship, Cumflation (Cum Inflation), and Spontaneous Orgasms
Artwork by Sinsigat
NOTE: All characters depicted are of age (18+). They're high school seniors and on the cusp of going to college.
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Sunset has been in the human world for so long she's almost forgotten the taste of her favorite food, but an encounter with a few of Applejack's hay bales incites an uncontrollable urge within her to indulge in her old pony pastime.
Celestia and Luna decide they want to visit Equestria and see what life is like from their point of view. What could possibly go wrong?
Having learned much about Equestria from both Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer, the two principals from CHS have always been curious about what the world is really like. Luna finally proposes the idea that the two should find out themselves just what its like to be a pony...and not just any pony but royalty as well. What could possibly go wrong in this situation?
Twilight could probably name about thirty of them.
A new colt in Canterlot catches Sunset’s attention. If only he could give her proper answers.
Sunset Shimmer spends her time in Canterlot mostly alone. Aside from receiving lessons from Princess Celestia and telling the royal chefs that she’s hungry, she doesn’t have much pony to pony interaction. That is until some idiotic colt sneaks into the royal gardens.
Sunset Shimmer misses home. More specifically, she misses stallions. Since she can’t just step through the mirror to Equestria and demand horse dick, she’s been dealing with it for a while on her own. It becomes even worse after becoming friends with Applejack, since Sunset can’t visit her ranch without staring at the horses there, and one in particular, a hot black stallion aptly named Cherry Popper.
After finding out that Fluttershy has a particular fetish, Sunset goes to her for advice. She’s delighted to learn that Applejack already allows Fluttershy to play with her horses, so maybe Sunset has a shot at Cherry Popper after all. Time for a girls night out at the barn.
Image can be found by searching derpibooru.org for artist:zwitterkitsune, homedick shimmer. Chapter one is mostly humorous build-up so for those that just want clop, you can skip to the second chapter.
Contains anal, analingus, ball slurping, bestiality, blow jobs, bukkake, bulges, creampies, cum gargling, cunnilingus, excess cum, homedick shimmer, horse-cock induced psychosis, improbable stretching, lesbian between icky humans, oral, overly long female orgasm, size difference, snowballing, sunshyne shipping, things one might regret in the morning, triple penetration, unhealthy obsession with horse cock, vaginal, videotaping
Trapped in Equestria and looking to leave, one Human will take it upon himself to fight the elite 4 of his local Magic High School for answers.
Transported here through mysterious means, a human finds himself trapped in Equestria, and trapped with all its inhabitants! Conscripted into the Ponyville school for the magically adept (despite being entirely inept) our displaced hero attempts to uncover his past, and how he came to be in Equestria, making enemies and new friends along the way! Join him as he stylishly smashes his way through those that would keep him down, with only a little purple mare and his human vigor to carry him to victory!
Sunset has a big secret in her pants that she shares with her friends.
Sunset Shimmer is a magical pony alien. Sometimes that weird fact don't mean diddly in her day-to-day life and interactions with her human friends. But sometimes it means a whole lot. Like...what happens when a technical pony...pony-ups? Weird stuff. Weird stuff happens, like Sunset suddenly gaining more pony anatomy than just the cute little ears.
