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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Lyra Bon-Bon
Lyra is determined to find out the truth behind the mysterious legends of humans.
Humans.
Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?
No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.
Chapters Music and Magic · 23rd of December, 20112,531
Equestrian History · 21st of December, 20112,827
Experimentation · 26th of December, 20112,837
The Princess of the Night · 2nd of January, 20123,381
Dressing in Style · 9th of January, 20125,049
Christmas · 16th of January, 20124,242
Research and Rivalry · 23rd of January, 20124,077
Property Damage · 30th of January, 20123,002
The Canterlot Conspiracy · 6th of February, 20124,323
Lyra · 13th of February, 20124,971
On The Road · 20th of February, 20123,567
Culture Shock · 27th of February, 20125,534
A Chance of Rain · 5th of March, 20124,701
Walk This Way · 12th of March, 20123,701
So Much to Learn · 19th of March, 20124,621
A New Challenge · 26th of March, 20123,906
The Best Night Ever · 2nd of April, 20125,575
Past Lives · 9th of April, 20125,011
To The Skies · 16th of April, 20126,441
Home Again · 23rd of April, 20124,677
Living a Lie · 7th of May, 20124,948
Long Distance · 11th of May, 20123,649
Another Year Older · 18th of May, 20123,921
Beginning of the End · 19th of May, 20122,531
Truth Will Out · 4th of June, 20124,303
Familiar Faces · 11th of June, 20125,904
Chaos · 18th of June, 20123,706
Friendship · 27th of June, 20124,179
Between Two Worlds · 6th of July, 20125,126
Harmony · 15th of July, 20124,775
One Month Later · 21st of July, 20122,399
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MLP: FiM Comedy Human Cadance Shining Armor King Sombra Crystal Ponies
A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire.
King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.
Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.
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MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse . If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.
I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Chapters Prologue · 23rd of November, 20124,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins... · 18th of September, 201217,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon · 18th of September, 20128,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No · 31st of August, 20129,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night · 19th of November, 201215,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge · 5th of September, 201210,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around · 7th of December, 201218,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks · 28th of August, 20127,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings · 19th of September, 201215,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted? · 14th of September, 20128,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala · 14th of September, 20128,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up · 2nd of September, 20128,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath. · 3rd of September, 201213,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this · 7th of December, 201213,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies · 16th of September, 20126,626
Special Christmas Chapter · 26th of December, 20123,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished · 17th of September, 201210,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom! · 7th of December, 201212,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war · 19th of September, 201213,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people. · 21st of September, 20124,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart · 4th of September, 20123,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor · 6th of September, 20127,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again · 7th of December, 20126,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons. · 6th of September, 201211,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt. · 30th of November, 201211,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day · 8th of December, 201218,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime · 8th of December, 201210,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home · 10th of November, 201212,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager · 7th of December, 201213,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions · 5th of October, 201210,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people! · 19th of November, 20128,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything · 5th of October, 20125,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties · 7th of December, 201215,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard · 8th of December, 201216,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt · 8th of December, 201225,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated · 7th of December, 201231,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot · 7th of December, 201215,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams · 20th of November, 201226,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away · 19th of October, 201216,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer · 26th of November, 20129,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot · 7th of December, 201227,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry · 7th of December, 201213,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters · 23rd of September, 20122,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines · 24th of October, 20129,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made · 8th of December, 201210,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive · 3rd of November, 201220,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells · 28th of October, 20127,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus · 7th of November, 201220,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting · 21st of November, 201210,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus · 7th of December, 201210,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend · 30th of September, 201213,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin · 4th of December, 20126,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs! · 19th of October, 201214,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs · 2nd of December, 201214,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance · 7th of December, 20128,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa · 8th of November, 20129,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me. · 19th of October, 20128,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival · 8th of November, 201211,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway · 20th of October, 201216,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy · 25th of November, 201212,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies · 20th of October, 201212,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night · 3rd of December, 20129,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes · 20th of October, 20128,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards... · 24th of November, 201214,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders · 5th of December, 201216,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man · 16th of November, 201215,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home · 8th of December, 201212,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking · 7th of December, 201214,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility · 17th of December, 201211,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come. · 20th of December, 201213,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this? · 6th of January, 201312,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games · 12th of January, 201320,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing · 18th of January, 201313,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day… · 26th of January, 201314,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world · 31st of January, 201314,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous · 10th of February, 201310,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something · 26th of February, 201318,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end · 16th of March, 201313,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests · 29th of March, 201321,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well… · 10th of April, 201311,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy · 16th of April, 201316,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself · 25th of April, 201311,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking · 2nd of May, 201320,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s? · 15th of May, 201318,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat · 25th of May, 201314,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest · 5th of June, 201316,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons. · 21st of June, 201316,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave · 9th of July, 201319,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences · 12th of July, 201313,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit · 20th of July, 201315,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat · 9th of August, 201313,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree · 13th of August, 201311,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two · 17th of August, 201312,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands · 25th of August, 201313,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit · 31st of August, 201312,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire · 3rd of September, 201314,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings · 8th of September, 201314,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole · 14th of September, 201315,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire · 28th of September, 201313,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again · 14th of October, 201312,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book... · 9th of November, 201322,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew · 19th of November, 201316,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle · 18th of December, 201315,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair... · 26th of December, 201314,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly · 28th of December, 201313,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business · 30th of December, 201314,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business · 3rd of January, 201413,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse · 6th of January, 201412,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City · 12th of January, 201413,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter · 15th of January, 201413,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby! · 21st of January, 201411,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted · 28th of January, 201414,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned · 21st of February, 201416,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon · 16th of March, 201417,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back · 8th of April, 201413,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming · 20th of April, 201412,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home · 1st of May, 201417,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen · 13th of May, 201416,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down · 28th of May, 201414,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville · 12th of July, 201414,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies · 10th of August, 201412,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms · 29th of August, 201413,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie's Challenge · 17th of September, 201415,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie's Comeuppance · 28th of September, 201421,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital · 29th of October, 201414,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change · 3rd of November, 20147,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 17th of November, 20147,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date · 24th of December, 20149,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure · 5th of February, 201510,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole · 2nd of March, 201510,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead · 26th of March, 20158,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit · 7th of April, 20157,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition · 26th of June, 201515,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time · 17th of August, 201510,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown · 7th of October, 201514,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four · 15th of December, 201527,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein · 23rd of January, 201615,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special · 8th of March, 201614,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay · 20th of April, 201614,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz · 4th of May, 201618,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat · 31st of May, 201615,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot · 30th of June, 201616,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors · 22nd of July, 201614,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two · 18th of August, 201615,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing · 11th of October, 201618,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot · 7th of November, 201612,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale · 15th of December, 201616,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling · 16th of January, 201720,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks · 8th of February, 201718,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii · 1st of March, 201715,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried · 21st of March, 201717,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads · 28th of April, 201716,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day · 4th of June, 20179,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day · 12th of July, 201718,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day · 24th of August, 201718,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking · 5th of September, 201719,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst · 17th of September, 201716,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six · 25th of September, 201716,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven · 8th of October, 201724,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight · 21st of October, 201713,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine · 2nd of November, 201719,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty · 11th of November, 201712,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One · 16th of November, 201719,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two · 27th of November, 201716,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three · 16th of December, 201715,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four · 30th of December, 201719,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five · 23rd of January, 201822,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six · 13th of February, 201821,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven · 1st of March, 201815,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight · 15th of March, 201818,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning · 9th of April, 201814,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour · 19th of April, 201813,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One · 26th of May, 201811,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two · 20th of June, 201815,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three · 11th of July, 201814,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four · 13th of July, 201835,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity · 15th of August, 201816,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six · 2nd of September, 201819,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions! · 15th of September, 201817,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight · 4th of October, 201814,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine · 4th of November, 201817,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty · 19th of November, 201816,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite · 2nd of December, 201810,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two · 14th of January, 201919,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three · 5th of February, 201921,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four · 14th of February, 201913,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five · 3rd of March, 201916,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table · 31st of March, 201925,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven · 22nd of April, 201923,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight · 13th of May, 201914,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine · 14th of May, 201914,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety · 5th of June, 201913,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One · 6th of July, 201920,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two · 19th of August, 201915,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three · 25th of September, 201922,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four · 24th of October, 201919,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five · 25th of November, 201924,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six · 31st of December, 201921,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven · 6th of February, 202018,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight · 26th of April, 202020,797
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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Tragedy Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6 CMCs
An alien crash lands in Equestria. It calls itself human.
The Princesses find an alien creature barely clinging to life at the scene of a terrifying crash. Can the Combined Power of the Elements of Harmony save it, or more importantly, should they save it? Will the arrival of this strange creature tear Equestria apart?
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Chapters ARTICLE 2 Part I · 29th of November, 201213,490
ARTICLE 2 Part II · 11th of December, 20127,195
ARTICLE 2 Part III · 27th of December, 20115,294
ARTICLE 2 Part IV · 27th of December, 20118,002
ARTICLE 2 Part V · 16th of October, 20125,088
ARTICLE 2 Part VI · 25th of October, 201216,171
ARTICLE 2 Part VII · 7th of November, 201223,711
ARTICLE 2 Part VIII · 8th of November, 20125,718
ARTICLE 2 Part IX · 9th of December, 20126,105
ARTICLE 2 Part X · 4th of February, 20137,988
ARTICLE 2 Part XI · 14th of June, 20134,740
ARTICLE 2 Part XII · 15th of June, 201310,035
ARTICLE 2 Part XIII · 1st of July, 20137,743
ARTICLE 2 Part XIV · 17th of February, 201415,874
ARTICLE 2 Part XV · 2nd of September, 201411,800
ARTICLE 2 Part XVI · 4th of October, 201520,956
ARTICLE 2 part XVII · 30th of May, 201614,234
ARTICLE 2 Part XVIII · 11th of February, 201819,066
ARTICLE 2 Part XIX · 18th of June, 20188,290
ARTICLE 2 Part XX · 25th of November, 20189,507
ARTICLE 2 Part XXI · 17th of December, 20197,993
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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Luna Trixie Main 6
The entire series of FiM as a harem comedy , centering around a Rule 63 Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protoge of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon's return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he'll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did. (No clop scenes, I Pinkie Promise)
Hey, author of the story here. You might have noticed that there's a big ugly Cancelled at the bottom of all those chapters. This is only half true. The story is actually continuing under the name of a different author, White Rabbit. and by god, I hope you have a lot of spare time for that), go here for the continuation.
Chapters Mio Amore, No Me Gusta · 31st of July, 201210,174
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus · 1st of August, 20122,609
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 2 · 20th of October, 20124,979
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 3 · 20th of October, 20124,384
Dat Plot (and Subplot) · 13th of August, 20122,950
Dat Plot (and Subplot) Pt. 2 · 15th of August, 20123,085
DatPlot (and Subplot) Pt. 3 · 1st of September, 20123,173
Dusk meets Trixie · 20th of September, 20126,520
The Rise of Dovashy · 31st of August, 20122,271
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 2 · 6th of September, 20122,362
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 3 · 8th of September, 20122,937
Sleepovers and Shenanigans · 18th of September, 20122,754
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20121,408
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 3 · 14th of September, 20122,036
Wild Mass Guessing · 15th of September, 20124,597
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20121,818
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 3 · 4th of October, 20125,256
A Parasprite's POV · 6th of October, 20122,729
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20122,533
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 3 · 29th of October, 20127,401
Winter Wrap-Up (Or Not...) · 29th of October, 2012698
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever · 18th of November, 20125,728
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20127,040
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 3 · 13th of January, 20136,344
¡Traducción Española en Producción! · 16th of February, 201357
Rarity's Pussy · 18th of February, 20137,549
Intermission Chapter: The Date · 24th of February, 20132,694
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 2 · 28th of March, 20134,042
Deleted Scene: Celestia's Love Letter · 1st of April, 2013874
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 3 · 6th of April, 20134,563
Pinkieception · 10th of April, 20132,759
Pinkieception Pt. 2 · 13th of April, 20133,401
Pinkieception Pt. 3 · 18th of April, 20134,009
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Premiere · 27th of May, 20133,560
Intermission Chapter: Luna's Letters · 17th of July, 20131,334
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Movie · 22nd of August, 20136,287
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Crossover · 7th of April, 20142,372
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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Fluttershy Twilight Other
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic."
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.
... For a given value of "realistic."
Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...
Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!
And a TVTropes Page!
Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!
Chapters One · 6th of March, 20122,538
Two · 14th of March, 20123,378
Three · 15th of March, 20125,456
Four · 14th of March, 20123,388
Five · 15th of March, 20125,706
Extras Number One · 18th of March, 2012997
Six · 18th of March, 20123,250
Seven · 19th of March, 20123,925
Eight · 16th of April, 20123,770
Nine · 25th of March, 20123,056
Ten · 31st of March, 20123,757
Eleven · 3rd of April, 20123,884
Twelve · 19th of May, 20124,748
Thirteen · 1st of June, 20123,755
Fourteen · 28th of June, 20123,428
Fifteen · 16th of August, 20124,903
Sixteen · 19th of November, 20123,684
Seventeen · 14th of December, 20125,322
Eighteen · 14th of January, 201312,601
Nineteen · 13th of February, 20134,178
Twenty · 19th of March, 20134,220
Twenty-One · 4th of April, 201310,309
Twenty-Two · 5th of April, 20131,187
Twenty-Three · 15th of April, 20133,659
Twenty-Four · 13th of May, 20135,185
Twenty-Five · 19th of June, 20133,345
Twenty-Six · 21st of December, 20138,148
Twenty-Seven · 15th of January, 20141,407
Twenty-Eight (Updated) · 21st of July, 20143,338
Twenty-Nine · 29th of September, 20141,352
Thirty · 19th of October, 20145,310
Thirty-One · 19th of December, 20143,961
Thirty-Two · 24th of December, 20143,890
Thirty-Three · 5th of November, 2015707
Thirty-Four · 13th of November, 2015784
Prologue · 20th of December, 20172,626
Thirty-Five · 1st of November, 20191,127
Thirty-Six · 2nd of November, 20193,485
Extras 2 · 6th of November, 2019675
Extras 3 · 8th of November, 2019824
Thirty-Seven · 8th of November, 20192,418
Extras 4 · 12th of November, 2019733
Thirty-Eight · 16th of November, 20192,751
Thirty-Nine · 22nd of November, 20191,384
Forty · 26th of November, 20191,639
Extras 5 · 27th of November, 2019836
Extras 6 · 13th of December, 20191,007
Endgame Homage · 2nd of February, 20201,967
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MLP: FiM Comedy Human Celestia Cheerilee OC Main 6 CMCs
A non-brony is transported to Equestria
I'd heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from my college roommate who is way too into the show. Disturbingly so, actually, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? I've got better things to do with my time than watch a silly little girl's show. However, that didn't stop... something from transporting me into the world of the show, so here I am... in Equestria... trying to get home. This is gonna be interesting.
Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!
Chapters Prologue · 19th of May, 2013795
Uh-oh · 24th of November, 20126,580
We All Make Mistakes... · 24th of November, 20124,419
New Clothes · 28th of November, 20125,255
YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!! · 24th of November, 20123,083
Cupcakes · 24th of November, 20123,009
Sugarcube Corner · 24th of November, 20122,444
The Cake Twins · 24th of November, 20124,798
Show and Tell · 24th of November, 20126,949
Lord I was Born A Ramblin' Man · 21st of November, 20124,161
They Find Out · 9th of November, 20123,042
Going to the Gala · 25th of November, 20123,680
The Gala · 2nd of December, 201213,630
Citizen Powell · 5th of December, 20125,179
Homeless Dog Barking · 15th of December, 20124,134
I'm Still Not a Brony and Now I'm Outta Equestria · 18th of December, 20124,325
Non Canon Deleted Scene: Hellfire · 20th of December, 20121,404
TD Trolls the Canterlot Intellectual Elite · 20th of December, 20124,349
Q&A · 24th of December, 20122,197
Q&A 2 · 24th of December, 20122,089
TD Meets Poison Joke and That Only Begins His Problems · 1st of January, 20138,829
TD and the Lyra · 4th of January, 20133,970
Royal Love Can be a Royal Pain in the-- · 10th of January, 20139,433
Canon Deleted Scene: Talents · 16th of January, 20131,433
Non Canon Deleted SceneTD Trolls the D.O.R.K.S. Part II · 12th of January, 20134,846
Link to the sequel · 6th of February, 201365
Likes: 4253 Dislikes: 144
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe OC Other Main 6 CMCs
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at . Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
Chapters 1 - Anyone Get the Number of that Bus? · 2nd of July, 20121,858
2 - A Funny Way of Coming to Grips with the Horror of Existence · 4th of July, 20121,317
3 - What do You do with a Drugged Up Colt? · 6th of July, 20121,435
4 - I Hope They Have Indoor Plumbing · 6th of July, 20121,094
5 - Tempting Fate is Always a Winning Plan · 19th of July, 20121,664
6 - Bye, Bye Missus Pinkie Pie · 22nd of August, 20121,643
Interlude 1: Intake Report/Initial Assessment · 23rd of July, 2012972
7 - Pony SOAP Opera · 15th of August, 20121,677
8 - Family Matters · 21st of July, 20121,908
9 - Wherein Bruce Becomes a Complete Dick · 26th of July, 20121,517
9.5 - Another View: Cup Cake, Sugar and Spice · 29th of July, 20121,466
10 - Emotional Log Ride · 29th of July, 20121,893
11 - I Fought the Law and You Know the Rest · 30th of July, 20122,113
12 - Bacon Flavored Bacon · 11th of August, 20122,298
13 - Urine for a Surprise! · 6th of August, 20121,785
14 - PARTY HARDLY · 10th of August, 20121,749
15 - Interview with a Child Psychiatrist · 12th of August, 20122,940
Interlude 2: Comprehensive Behavioral Assessment · 22nd of August, 20121,783
16 - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party · 15th of August, 20123,601
17 - Of Mares and Men · 25th of August, 20121,557
18 - Impending Frilly Socks · 26th of August, 20121,955
Interlude: Frillius Sockus Interuptus · 2nd of September, 20122,560
19 - Frilly Socks Part 1 · 5th of September, 20121,417
20 - Frilly Socks Part 2: Revenge of the Soap · 9th of September, 20127,430
21 - Frilly Socks Part 3: Son of Frill · 25th of September, 20126,414
22 - Frilly Socks Part OMGPLZSTOP: The Return of the Revenge of the Bad Joke · 6th of October, 20121,970
23 - Lovesong · 25th of October, 20124,767
24 - In Sickness and in Health · 16th of November, 20124,574
Cut Content: 'Spring'time for Brucey and Equestria! · 28th of November, 20123,668
25 - Down with a Sickness · 13th of January, 20138,876
26 - Bruce has diphtheria. Press SPACE BAR to continue. · 2nd of February, 20133,127
27 - Feeling Stupid and Contagious · 9th of May, 20133,873
28 - Eyes Wide Shut · 17th of May, 20131,887
Interlude 4: Parabola Parable · 2nd of July, 20132,686
OH MAN FAKE CHAPTER SPOILERS FOR THE REAL ONE · 12th of July, 2013469
29 - From the Mouths of Foals · 17th of July, 20135,311
Interlude 5: YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER · 25th of August, 20134,248
30 - A Meeting of ... Minds? · 4th of March, 201416,145
31 - Delayed Reaction · 21st of March, 20142,401
32 - Soap and the Flavors Of · 5th of May, 20143,980
33 - Big Boy Toys · 25th of September, 20144,480
34 - ... oops? · 1st of April, 2015883
34 - Let's Do Lunch · 9th of September, 20153,209
Likes: 3977 Dislikes: 74
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Random Human Zecora OC Main 6
Why the heck did I turn into Pinkie Pie?!
Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.
If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.
Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!
Chapters Um... hello? · 29th of June, 20122,333
Sorry about that · 30th of June, 20121,984
Now, where was I? · 29th of June, 20122,874
Good morning! · 1st of July, 20122,930
The food here is terrible · 13th of September, 20122,426
And so, I escaped! · 24th of October, 20122,665
Okay, forget about that. · 14th of July, 20122,535
This place is kind of creepy · 30th of July, 20122,625
Hurray, it's time for the Epic Adventure of Awesomeness! · 24th of October, 20122,867
So, I fell asleep... again. · 4th of September, 20122,666
There's one thing I learned last night... · 24th of October, 20122,787
So much for a peaceful lunch · 4th of September, 20122,763
It's time to get going! · 13th of September, 20123,402
Bleh! It's really musty in here... · 12th of September, 20123,343
And then I had my head examined. · 27th of September, 20123,274
That's when things got REALLY crazy! · 8th of October, 20124,146
Don't worry, it's all good. · 6th of October, 20123,099
This place is amazing! · 14th of October, 20124,649
Yep. It's me, again. · 14th of October, 2012878
Likes: 3950 Dislikes: 126
MLP: FiM Gore Romance Dark Adventure Comedy Human OC Discord Other Daring Do Diamond Dogs
A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
I always wanted to go to Equestria. When I got the chance, I took the deal without reading the fine print. To my surprise, I didn't arrive there as a pony, or even as a human. It seems I get to view this world from a different perspective than what I've imagined.
My name is Echo. I am a Diamond Dog.
-Edited by the one, the only, Nathan Traveler!
Chapters (Prologue) A Message From Echo · 20th of August, 2012557
(1) Never Trust a Man in a Matching Tracksuit · 28th of April, 20121,132
(2) Red of Tooth and Sharp of Claw · 28th of April, 20124,849
(3) A New Den · 19th of May, 20122,979
(4) An Old Dog Learns a New Trick · 4th of August, 20122,746
(5) Digging for Bones · 28th of April, 20123,530
(6) The Lone Wolf · 19th of May, 20124,045
(7) Welcome to the Pack · 19th of May, 20124,228
(8) Close Encounters of the Furry Kind · 28th of April, 20124,860
(9) Raiding the Kitchen · 28th of April, 20125,088
(10) Rolling Over · 28th of April, 20124,506
(11) Hunting Tactics · 28th of April, 20124,180
(12) Warning Signals · 28th of April, 20123,736
(13) Extinction · 28th of April, 20126,335
(14) Pavlov's Legacy · 19th of May, 20124,591
(15) Top of the Food Chain · 28th of April, 20127,061
(16) Hellhound · 28th of April, 20127,071
(17) The Big Stick · 29th of April, 20126,183
(18) Fowl Play · 28th of April, 20126,662
(19) A Scratch Behind the Ears · 28th of April, 20125,718
(20) [The Battle of Wethoof, Part I] All Dogs Go to Heaven · 12th of May, 20127,887
(21) [The Battle of Wethoof, Part II] Of Fire, Ice, and Diamond · 13th of May, 201210,613
(22) Darwin Be Damned · 23rd of May, 20126,694
(23) Burying Bones · 15th of June, 20127,403
(24) Into the Wild · 4th of August, 20126,404
(Epilogue) Another Message From Echo · 15th of June, 2012537
Likes: 3822 Dislikes: 151
MLP: FiM Sex Dark Comedy Human Rainbow Dash Other Main 6
Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi , Abcron , Breath of Plagues , Refro , Jaestring , The Parasprite , Starbound Gurren SkeeterTL , Solidfire , Penjacker , TypewriterError , Pearple Prose Tsitra360 V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo. V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
Chapters 1. Unexpected House Guest · 23rd of August, 20135,105
2. Awkward Misadventure for Two · 26th of August, 20135,034
3. New Pony Party · 2nd of September, 20135,704
4. Three Can Keep a Secret · 10th of September, 20135,767
5. Attempts at Normalcy · 11th of September, 20135,382
6. Facing Reality · 14th of September, 20137,040
7. That Escalated Quickly · 18th of September, 20137,126
8. The 20th Century Limited · 23rd of September, 20134,127
9. Full of Surprises · 29th of September, 20136,519
10. Same Crap, Different Day · 4th of October, 20137,363
11. We Need To Go Deeper. · 10th of October, 20134,525
12. In Sickness And Health · 27th of October, 20135,314
13. Blackout · 18th of November, 20133,758
14. Never a Dull Moment · 1st of December, 20136,861
15. Dash of Insanity · 10th of December, 20136,886
16. In The End · 17th of December, 20134,907
17. Epilogue · 20th of December, 20131,579
---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ---- · 6th of January, 20142,300
Likes: 3810 Dislikes: 75
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Zecora OC Main 6 CMCs
a human gets cut off from his group while traversing a mountain. finds himself in a strange land
A young man lost in the hilly embrace of a mountain sleeps the night away under a knot of tree roots. When he wakes he will find himself thrust into a strange new environment, the Everfree Forest. With only his pack and his experience as a Boy Scout to aid him, he must survive, make sense of his surroundings and with some luck, ultimately find his way home. What does one do after wandering beyond the edge of the map? And better yet...
What if you are not alone?
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I have been reading fan fiction here for a while and wanted to give something back.
Rated teen for strong language
Awesome cover art by Carnelian . Seriously, the guy has major skills with how fast he drew this up.
and of course ALL CHARACTERS / REFERENCES BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS. “MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC” IS OWNED BY HASBRO
NO PROFIT WAS MADE IN THE CREATION / DISTRIBUTION PLEASE DONT SUE ME OR ANY PARTY THAT DISTRIBUTES THIS WORK (unless they try to sell it, then by all means go nuts)
Chapters Taking a Tumble in the Wood · 30th of October, 20127,391
A Missed Turn, a Chance Meeting · 1st of November, 20128,528
Night and Day · 27th of November, 20128,295
Out and About · 27th of November, 20127,971
Tooth, Timber and Ax · 27th of October, 20126,422
Silent Steps · 27th of October, 201212,321
Daybreak Breakaway · 27th of October, 20127,286
Up, Over and Onwards · 1st of November, 20126,163
Retaliatory Trespassing · 19th of February, 20135,381
Mediations Managed · 28th of July, 20137,119
Sidetracks and Gametrails · 1st of March, 20145,484
Showdown at High Noon · 5th of February, 20167,684
Likes: 3723 Dislikes: 68
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Twilight Celestia Luna Other Chrysalis
Twilight accidentally marries Chrysalis.
For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other, and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other. The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.
Imagine Twilight's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.
And now they're married.
***
Sequel: Pony Courtship Rituals
***
Some beautiful fanart of the end of chapter three was done by Dmann892 ; you can see it here .
More awesome fanart, this time from chapter one.
Now with a TvTropes page (obligatory TvTropes warning goes here).
If you want a Russian translation, you can find it here.
There is now a reading of the story on Youtube, which starts here .
Chapters Chapter One: The Engagement · 13th of November, 20153,369
Chapter Two: The Honeymoon · 21st of November, 20153,166
Chapter Three: The Princesses · 8th of December, 20157,069
Chapter Four: The Family · 12th of January, 20166,373
Chapter Five: The Friends · 9th of February, 20166,823
Chapter Six: The Afterparty · 8th of March, 20163,409
Chapter Seven: The Wedding... and the Truth · 25th of March, 20167,662
The Epilogue · 28th of March, 2016587
Likes: 3559 Dislikes: 53
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy OC Cadance Shining Armor Changelings Royal Guard
Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living.
Idol Hooves holds a special place in Equestria. He's probably the only exiled changeling to serve in the Royal Guard, or at least, that's what he expects, as exiles don't really broadcast that fact. However, it's well known that Princess Celestia loves all of her little ponies, and her guards perhaps more so, and that makes it one of the best ways for a changeling to discreetly feed.
But how does a changeling even get there, let alone get exiled in the first place? For that matter, why would it ever go to Canterlot? Set a number of years before the series proper, before Luna’s redemption, Idol details how he was exiled, the ponies he’s met, and the series of misadventures that led him to joining the Royal Guard, and should continue a good ways into the series, as something of an alternate perspective.
Soon, he’ll have to deal with a boisterous new princess to serve and a royal wedding in the works bringing a third to power. Will his old instincts bring this new life crashing down around him? What precipitates Chrysalis’s ill-fated assault on Canterlot? Is it really so wrong for a changeling to enjoy good craftsmanship to an obsessive degree?
New cover art provided by the fantastic Carnifex
And a TVTropes page here.
And an Ask Blog of questionable canonity!Out of Idol Curiosity
Fanart by Norad2! Major thanks! Short For a Royal Guard
Art by Egophiliac of Idol and his Daring Duckie Please don't tell him what that brush is meant for.
Rating updated to (T), it's a bit darker than (E)Comedy Tag added as well
Chapters Making The Wrong Choice · 9th of March, 20142,386
Good Intentions · 9th of March, 20142,079
Lying By Omission · 20th of March, 20142,705
Digging the Hole Deeper · 31st of March, 20142,247
Bad Faith · 21st of April, 20142,528
Being Economical With The Truth · 4th of June, 20143,058
Shoddy Workmanship · 21st of June, 20143,263
Self-Deception · 28th of July, 20142,419
Polite Fictions · 3rd of August, 20142,940
Tabula Rasa · 12th of September, 20142,806
Ignorance and Apathy · 20th of September, 20141,690
Shock Therapy · 6th of October, 20142,093
Trust Exercise · 9th of November, 20142,092
Cover Stories · 7th of December, 20143,151
Catching More Flies · 3rd of January, 20152,144
But They Don't Check Out · 9th of February, 20152,209
Business Ethics · 9th of March, 20152,440
Falling Into Step · 5th of April, 20152,278
A Pyle of Ponies · 30th of April, 20152,836
Fall In · 17th of May, 20154,329
Spit and Polish · 27th of June, 20153,638
Under Armor · 22nd of August, 20154,506
Mourning Woods · 12th of October, 20152,844
A Fibrous Diet · 6th of December, 20156,338
Military Cadance · 13th of February, 20162,997
Hot Dam · 27th of March, 20163,712
Final Boarding Call · 15th of May, 20163,959
Crawl of Duty: Black Hops · 23rd of June, 20164,203
Keep It Simple, Stupid · 6th of September, 20162,632
Abridged Version · 1st of November, 20163,053
On the Rocks · 21st of December, 20163,797
Shining Martyr · 6th of February, 20172,654
A Knight with Princess Cadance · 12th of March, 20172,498
Tone Deaf · 18th of May, 20172,328
Vignette 1 - Clandestine Offerings · 24th of May, 2017918
The Kin of a Skiller · 21st of July, 20174,414
Tail as Old as Thyme · 24th of September, 20172,858
Fruitful Conversation · 3rd of November, 20173,236
A Broken Clock · 30th of December, 20173,877
The Clock Strikes Moon · 6th of January, 20182,204
Moonlighting · 18th of February, 20182,256
Bard at the Moon · 9th of April, 20183,090
Musical Notation, Piano and Polka · 29th of April, 20182,788
Second Verse; Strings and Stripes · 20th of May, 20183,317
Chorus, Bells and Woodwinds · 29th of June, 20183,710
Guitars, Conductors, and Coda · 29th of July, 20182,573
Encore · 2nd of September, 20184,347
A Flu Moon and an Empty Heart · 24th of September, 20182,819
Cold Brew · 3rd of December, 20183,817
A Slow Roast · 28th of January, 20192,655
Galavanting · 9th of March, 20193,330
pɹɐnפ ǝɥʇ ɟo ƃuᴉlǝƃuɐɥƆ ǝɥ┴ · 21st of April, 20192,919
After Math · 2nd of June, 20193,038
In the Still of the Night · 11th of July, 20193,662
Moonshine Down On Me · 31st of August, 20195,160
Out of Her Shell · 2nd of November, 20194,670
Hark, the Lady Moonstone Returns · 16th of February, 20204,209
Hooves On First · 12th of May, 20204,427
With My Compound Eye · 21st of July, 20203,706
Creative Differences · 31st of August, 20204,070
Royalty · 12th of October, 20206,880
Chapter 62 · 21st of October, 20201,623
Everything Crumbles · 30th of November, 20202,432
Vignette 2 - Cer Sus · 5th of February, 20215,399
Incomplete Sentence · 12th of March, 20214,135
Tried or True · 15th of May, 20213,673
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MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human OC Other Cadance Shining Armor
Cadence's view of love changes
You'd think I'd know the answer right? I AM the Princess of love...
So why is Shiny ignoring me?
Why can't I fix what's wrong with us?
And WHY do I feel.... something for this odd creature that I've befriended?
...Why can't this be easy?
Multi Ch. Cadence first POV
Cadence X human
Part 4 in the cool Roman names series (I know Ares isn't a Roman name but I don't give a f%$@@#$k!)
Cover goes to whoever drew it
Chapters A 'Yeti' drops by · 22nd of October, 20134,530
You sure you guys aren't part dog? · 5th of November, 20134,967
Of letters and Playmare's · 18th of November, 20134,689
Arguments, Agreements, and Almost Forced Photoshoots · 2nd of December, 20135,222
Chess games and Reminiscing · 17th of December, 20135,405
A Christmas Special: Huzzah to Diddling! · 24th of December, 20136,340
What Goes Up Must Come Down · 6th of January, 20148,191
Away to Canterlot · 20th of January, 20148,436
Give a little take a little · 3rd of February, 20149,731
Lakes and Tears · 17th of February, 20148,678
A vacation from the vacation · 10th of March, 20149,197
And the castle comes crashing down · 24th of March, 20149,176
Talks in the Moonlight · 7th of April, 20147,885
Butterflies · 21st of April, 20149,673
Birthday Surprises · 5th of May, 20148,005
Letters, Confessions, and This is Love · 12th of May, 20145,673
Author's notes · 12th of May, 2014306
Likes: 3397 Dislikes: 96
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Second Person Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Anon
Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations.]
Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post .
Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight.
Great.
While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Those interested in the .epub version of this story should Read this Post .
Chapters 1 - Wake Up, Roomie · 28th of February, 20143,944
2 - Job Hunting · 28th of February, 20144,743
3 - The Walking of the Leaves · 28th of February, 20144,777
4 - Business Trip · 28th of February, 20144,763
5 - A Step · 28th of February, 20144,718
6 - Snow Day · 1st of April, 20173,625
7 - Encounter · 28th of February, 20147,797
8 - Departure · 28th of February, 20148,481
9 - Dawn Star · 1st of April, 20175,768
10 - Purple Wings · 2nd of March, 20147,462
11 - Guidance · 1st of April, 20175,190
12 - The Altar · 4th of March, 20148,279
13 - Road of Trials - I · 1st of April, 20177,368
14 - Road of Trials - II · 1st of April, 20177,876
15 - Road of Trials - III · 8th of March, 20147,915
16 - Nightmare · 1st of April, 20175,398
17 - Preparations · 8th of March, 20145,986
18 - A Promise · 1st of April, 20176,330
19 - Epiphany · 9th of March, 20147,320
20 - The Storm · 1st of April, 20177,137
21 - Harbinger · 1st of April, 20176,609
22 - Concordia · 9th of March, 20145,917
23 - Ascension · 1st of April, 20174,132
24 - Sunlight · 1st of April, 20178,254
25 - White Wings · 1st of April, 20176,966
26 - Reunion · 9th of March, 20143,572
Epilogue · 9th of March, 20143,295
A Day in Winter - 1 - Dawn · 1st of April, 20172,300
A Day in Winter - 2 - Morning · 1st of April, 20175,667
A Day in Winter - 3 - Midday · 1st of April, 20172,124
A Day in Winter - 4 - Afternoon · 1st of April, 20175,704
A Day in Winter - 5 - Dusk · 11th of March, 20145,938
Five Vignettes - 1 - Hearts & Hooves · 1st of April, 2017940
Five Vignettes - 2 - Blessing · 1st of April, 20174,439
Five Vignettes - 3 - A Pressing Question · 1st of April, 20171,026
Five Vignettes - 4 - The Great Escape · 1st of April, 20172,859
Five Vignettes - 5 - With Your Own Eyes · 28th of May, 20144,948
Likes: 3327 Dislikes: 58
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Main 6 CMCs Changelings
A changeling is thrown out of the changeling hive and ends up in a familiar village.
A single changeling is blamed for making Chrysalis' plan to take over Equestria fail. He's banished and thrown out of the hive, ending up somewhere far away.
Luckily, he ends up not too far from a certain well-known village, where he can feed to his heart's content.
Needless to say, not everything goes according to plan.
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Chapters Chapter 1 · 6th of July, 20121,581
Chapter 2 · 6th of July, 20121,744
Chapter 3 · 4th of June, 20121,720
Chapter 4 · 4th of June, 20121,377
Chapter 5 · 7th of August, 20122,489
Chapter 6 · 5th of June, 20121,887
Chapter 7 · 21st of August, 20123,046
Chapter 8 · 14th of June, 20122,455
Chapter 9 · 18th of June, 20123,192
Chapter 10 · 6th of August, 20123,789
Likes: 3284 Dislikes: 86
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Celestia OC Other Main 6
TD's journey around the lands outside of Equestria
After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?
Edited by the amazing Jack Kellar and Marioland1
Special thanks to MyHobby for the cover art!!
Chapters He Was Never the Center · 6th of January, 20132,424
Crystals · 6th of January, 20133,477
Why? · 24th of January, 20134,074
The Bizzare Aquisition of Oswald Q. Phoenix · 21st of February, 20134,144
Soundspeed · 27th of February, 20133,685
TD Learns Some Odd Things and Meets the First of The Intelligent Races · 4th of March, 20134,023
Die Diamanten-Hunde on Third Base · 12th of March, 20133,060
You Know, Soundspeed Isn't the Only One Who Can Kick Plot · 20th of March, 20135,497
TD and the Zebras · 27th of March, 20133,609
Catch the Chicken, Rocky · 8th of April, 20136,782
Hansit · 25th of April, 20133,834
Facepalming My Phoenix · 24th of May, 20133,887
Schunie · 3rd of July, 20135,911
Preparation · 22nd of July, 20135,214
The Ultimate Showdown · 7th of August, 20136,114
Of All the Dumb Luck... · 8th of August, 20133,837
Uh, No Thank You · 20th of August, 20133,374
Why Me? · 24th of August, 20132,659
The Clans · 31st of August, 20136,156
Saddle Arabia · 2nd of September, 20133,833
Another Goes Down · 8th of September, 20132,607
Whodunit · 13th of September, 20134,919
Queen Chrysalis is a Total Idiot · 15th of September, 20132,789
Chrysalis gets Mad... and Then I Do · 16th of September, 20134,141
Twilight's Tribute · 17th of September, 20133,440
The Crystal Heart · 18th of September, 20135,242
Debriefing · 18th of September, 2013429
All I Can Do · 18th of November, 2013479
Likes: 3232 Dislikes: 149
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Random Human Discord Main 6 King Sombra Changelings Tirek
A human, after a tragic accident, ends up in the body of Lord Tirek. It all goes downhill from there.
After a tragic accident, a human ends up in Lord Tirek's body, as part of an attempt to reform the villain after his recent escapades. While the hero of our tale is trying to make sense of his new surroundings, the rest of Equestria thinks that the most terrible threat that their world has ever seen is back...Shadow Bolt
Chapters Seriously, I Have No Idea! My Name's Conrad! · 27th of December, 20144,542
I'm Twenty-Six, And Recently Graduated College! I Just Got My Masters In Structural Engineering, For Pity's Sake! · 29th of December, 20147,674
I Build Things! I Don't Break Things! Except Maybe When I'm Drunk, And I Trip On Something! · 31st of December, 20144,306
I Swear, I Wasn't The Guy Who Blew Up Your House! · 2nd of January, 20153,181
Throwing You At A Mountain? Do I Look Like The Kind Of Guy Who'd Do That?! Wait, Don't Answer That! · 3rd of January, 20155,560
I Know You Have No Reason To Believe Me... · 6th of January, 20153,513
In Fact, I'm Pretty Sure My Words Are Falling On Deaf Ears... · 10th of January, 20152,450
But I Swear To You, I'm Not Lying! · 14th of January, 20152,629
We Don't Have Time For This! · 18th of January, 20151,998
While We're Arguing Here... · 23rd of January, 20153,308
Things Are Spinning Out Of Control! · 30th of January, 20153,978
(A Brief Interlude...) · 31st of January, 20151,033
You're Not Buying It, Are You? · 7th of February, 20155,042
Crud. Well, You Can't Blame Me For Trying, Right? · 12th of February, 20152,916
I Had You Going There For A Minute, Didn't I? · 19th of February, 20153,766
No? Really? Am I That Transparent? · 25th of February, 20154,318
Alright, Fine, Just Not In The Face... OWWW MY FACE!!! · 4th of March, 20154,360
Likes: 3224 Dislikes: 279
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Gilda Trixie OC Main 6 Diamond Dogs
Name's Griffin, I'm sarcastic, I'm crude, and I'm a brony.
I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.
Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.
Chapters Well, This Is Original (1) · 2nd of August, 20121,299
Can I Get The Number Of That Bus? (2) · 27th of July, 20123,017
Life In The Wild (3) · 27th of July, 20121,476
I'm A Badass? (4) · 27th of July, 20123,161
Breakdown (5) · 5th of September, 20123,645
On The Road Again (6) · 27th of July, 20123,761
Too Peaceful (7) · 27th of July, 20122,293
New In Town (8) · 27th of July, 20123,507
Explanation (9) · 27th of July, 20122,853
Training (10) · 27th of July, 20122,288
Breakout (11) · 12th of August, 20123,159
Test (12) · 6th of August, 20124,693
Freedom (13) · 13th of April, 20123,733
Letters (14) · 14th of August, 20122,796
Preparation (15) · 9th of April, 20123,206
Other Side (16) · 14th of April, 20123,327
Price (17) · 2nd of April, 20122,331
Daring and Scooby Doo (18) · 6th of April, 20124,235
Duel (19) · 28th of September, 20125,812
More Letters and Other Side (20) · 14th of April, 20124,544
Did I Mention I'm A Pirate? (21) · 13th of April, 20123,291
Here Kitty Kitty (22) · 5th of August, 20124,310
Heartfelt (23) · 18th of April, 20123,149
Arachnophobia (24) · 16th of June, 20123,934
Magic, *Snort Snort* (25) · 31st of July, 20123,069
Diplomacy Part 1 (26) · 25th of April, 20122,660
Diplomacy Part 2 (27) · 27th of May, 20122,668
Diplomacy Part 3 (28) · 13th of July, 20122,708
Blood (29) · 8th of May, 20124,568
Parenthood (30) · 9th of June, 20123,489
Greed (31) · 13th of August, 20122,666
Mail Time With Ponies (32) · 28th of April, 20123,203
Other Side The Third (33) · 28th of April, 20123,269
Meet The Troll (34) · 7th of August, 20123,308
Takeoff (35) · 3rd of May, 20124,901
Rampage (36) · 26th of July, 20123,677
Farewell (37) · 1st of May, 20123,644
Gilda (38) · 2nd of May, 20122,680
Shy (39) · 2nd of May, 20121,737
Growl (40) · 3rd of May, 20121,262
A Dash Of Life (41) · 3rd of May, 20122,343
The Trix To Success (42) · 7th of May, 20124,867
Pink (43) · 8th of May, 20123,062
Food and Flag (44) · 10th of May, 20123,107
Natives (45) · 11th of May, 20122,351
Lies And Slander (46) · 16th of September, 20122,716
Why Was School Never This Fun? (47) · 9th of June, 20122,687
Letters Again (48) · 13th of May, 20122,668
Raid (49) · 2nd of August, 20123,538
The Part Where Stuff Happens (50) · 2nd of August, 20123,591
Attack On Equestria (51) · 25th of May, 20122,547
Bug Hunt (52) · 22nd of June, 20123,543
Pain (53) · 13th of June, 20124,740
Resolution (54) · 13th of June, 20122,232
Rounds (55) · 26th of May, 20123,096
Meet the Medic (56) · 27th of May, 20122,173
Technology (57) · 1st of June, 20123,263
The Part Where More Stuff Happens (58) · 7th of June, 20123,225
It's A Human Thing (59) · 5th of June, 20123,453
Manehatten (60) · 9th of June, 20123,495
Viva Las Pegasus (61) · 13th of June, 20122,353
Growing Up (62) · 13th of June, 20122,925
Letting Go (63) · 13th of June, 20123,159
Ponyville (64) · 24th of November, 20126,134
Concert (65) · 27th of August, 20123,013
I'm Not A 'Lyre' (66) · 14th of June, 20125,324
Signal (67) · 27th of August, 20122,535
Another Human? Another idiot. (68) · 10th of September, 20122,177
Ahoy Aoi (69)..... Lol, 69 · 1st of July, 20125,832
Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet (70) · 7th of July, 20122,661
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Bugbear? (71) · 19th of July, 20124,277
Shit, Nice To Meet You, I'm Fan. (72) · 14th of July, 20123,654
Playful Demon (73) · 21st of July, 20125,251
Breakfast At Canterlot (74) · 27th of July, 20123,222
Visions Of The Future (Also known as SPOILER): Beginning Of The End (75) · 2nd of August, 2012880
Equestrian Idol (76) · 7th of August, 20125,352
Paperwork (77) · 10th of August, 20125,718
Back To Work (78) · 19th of August, 20124,400
How do I Sword Sword? (79) · 19th of August, 20126,156
Class Dismissed (80) · 25th of August, 20126,893
SlenderGrif Bakes Cupcakes (81) · 28th of August, 20122,583
Get Off My Ship (82) · 31st of August, 20122,965
Interrupted Bliss (83) · 19th of September, 20122,361
Embers Of A Past Blaze (84) · 3rd of October, 20124,142
Aftermath (85) · 4th of September, 20123,116
Captain Gilda (86) · 5th of September, 20121,993
Science! (87) · 9th of September, 20121,929
Negotiation (88) · 19th of September, 20123,801
An Etch In My Heart (89) · 19th of September, 20121,477
Morals (90) · 20th of September, 20122,661
Mind-F--- (91) · 23rd of September, 20122,239
Breaking The Rules (92) · 23rd of September, 20123,097
Betrayal (93) · 25th of September, 20124,612
Man Up Ya Wee Lass! (94) · 25th of September, 20122,176
Hello Everypony (95) · 31st of October, 20123,728
Welcome To The World (96) · 3rd of October, 201210,551
Nuclear Launch Detected.... No, Not Really (97) · 12th of October, 20124,545
Murder, He Wrote (98) · 17th of October, 20123,037
The Happening (99) · 18th of October, 20123,116
Griffin's Mind (ERMAHGERD! One Hundred) · 23rd of October, 20127,340
Ho Ho Huh? · 25th of December, 2012172
