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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Dark Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia OC Discord Main 6
A twisted take on HiE stories
For Equus, humans have always been viewed as animals, creatures that could neither think nor reason. That's the way it has been since humans were first discovered nearly a thousand years ago. All that changes for Twilight Sparkle, newly crowned princess of Equestria, when she finds out that her human is as intelligent as she is.
Max, a human from Earth, finds himself stuck in a world where ponies rule and humans are treated as pets. Now, with the help of his "owner", he must adapt and learn his place in this new world. That shouldn't be too hard, right?
However, something unseen is lurking in the background, pulling strings, and a dark ness stirs deep beneath Canterlot.
...and what dark secrets do the humans of Equestria hold?
Also contains the side story, Interlude: Sunbutt , staring here: Part One
Editing by: Malefactory , Captain Croissandwich , Tired Old Man , Exanime32 , Katherine Kerensky , Aussie Hard-Dick , Holy Macintosh , and others!
Dramatic Reading by Night Scribe: here here here here here here
Chapters Prologue: Standing in Your Grave · 21st of June, 20132,653
Chapter 1: Descent into Hell · 21st of June, 20134,835
Chapter 2: Breaching Hell · 28th of June, 20133,784
Chapter 3: Questions and Answers, part 1 · 5th of July, 20134,708
Chapter 4: Special Delivery, First Class · 12th of July, 20136,451
Chapter 5: Crepuscolo e Incubi Eterni · 19th of July, 20135,685
Chapter 6: Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of July, 20136,036
Chapter 7: Buyer Beware · 27th of July, 20134,742
Chapter 8: We Need To Talk / Questions and Answers, part 2 · 2nd of August, 20132,757
Chapter 9: A Fresh Start · 9th of August, 20132,571
Chapter 10: Having Fun with Your Human · 16th of August, 20136,641
Chapter 11: Bonding with Your Human · 23rd of August, 20137,096
Chapter 12: Beating the Heat with Your Human · 30th of August, 20134,104
Chapter 13: Meeting the Cakes (Guest Chapter) · 6th of September, 20135,413
Interlude: Rainbow Dash's Stunt Day (Guest Chapter) · 18th of January, 20145,814
Chapter 14: Your Family and Your Human · 13th of September, 201312,131
Chapter 15: The Horse You Rode In On · 20th of September, 20135,778
Chapter 16: The Gathering Storm · 27th of September, 20136,522
Chapter 17: 'The Greatest' is Here! · 4th of October, 201311,833
Chapter 18: Tell The Truth and Shame The Devil · 11th of October, 20137,785
Chapter 19: A Little Fall of Rain · 11th of October, 20134,620
Chapter 20: The Mind of a Mad Man · 18th of October, 20133,882
Chapter 21: Out of the Frying Pan... · 25th of October, 20136,577
Chapter 22: ...And Into The Fire / The Relationship of Pawn and King · 31st of October, 20135,319
Chapter 23: The Coming Dawn · 8th of November, 20137,342
Chapter 24: Truth Will Out · 15th of November, 20139,404
Chapter 25: Homeward Bound · 30th of November, 20138,127
Chapter 26: Chasing Rainbows · 6th of December, 20136,993
Interlude: On the Farm (Guest Chapter) · 20th of June, 20146,505
Chapter 27: Your Family and Your Human, part 2 · 15th of December, 201314,188
Chapter 28: Nightmare Night · 21st of December, 201316,780
Chapter 29: The Plucking of a Lyre · 31st of December, 201314,225
Interlude: Sunbutt ☼ · 31st of December, 20131,240
Chapter 30: The Health of Your Human · 10th of January, 20147,295
Chapter 31: The Grand Galloping Gala · 24th of January, 201411,258
Chapter 32: The Grand Galloping Gala, part 2: Black Pawns Released · 7th of February, 201411,359
Chapter 33: In the Depths of the Archives · 21st of February, 201411,369
Chapter 34: White Pawns on the Move · 7th of March, 201413,857
Interlude: The Judgment of Blueblood · 7th of March, 20142,517
Chapter 35: Anthropology · 21st of March, 201414,291
Chapter 36: This is Earth: My Childhood, My Home · 28th of March, 20149,635
Chapter 37: Competing with Your Human · 11th of April, 201411,161
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 2 ☼ · 12th of April, 20141,162
Chapter 38: Eating Out with Your Human · 25th of April, 20147,760
Chapter 39: The Infection and Your Human · 9th of May, 20149,961
Chapter 40: Cabin Fever · 23rd of May, 201410,003
Chapter 41: The Anomaly Meets the Vagabond · 6th of June, 20149,488
Chapter 42: Music and Your Human · 20th of June, 20149,253
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 3 ☼ · 20th of June, 20141,217
Chapter 43: Hearth's Warming Eve and the Oblivious King · 1st of August, 201428,319
Chapter 44: This is Earth: The Face of Humanity · 15th of August, 20148,686
Chapter 45: Tainted Love and Poison · 29th of August, 20148,214
Chapter 46: Rematch of Blood and Timber · 12th of September, 20149,149
Interlude: Aftermath and Blood Money · 16th of September, 20142,445
Interlude: Aftermath, part 2 · 23rd of September, 20142,713
Chapter 47: The Greatest Trick... · 26th of September, 201410,379
Chapter 48: The Ship Sets Sail · 10th of October, 201413,543
Chapter 49: Your Human and You · 31st of October, 20148,438
Chapter 50: Troubled Waters · 21st of November, 201411,360
Chapter 51: Leaking Chaos · 22nd of December, 20146,718
Interlude: 'Tis the Season · 25th of December, 20143,642
Chapter 52: The Heart Knows... · 23rd of January, 20158,780
Chapter 53: ...What the Mind Doesn't · 20th of February, 201510,202
Chapter 54: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 13th of April, 20159,076
Chapter 55: The Calm Before... · 24th of April, 20159,117
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 4 ☼ · 24th of April, 2015895
Chapter 56: The Truth of the Matter · 5th of June, 20158,491
Chapter 57: Sandpoint · 20th of June, 20159,152
Chapter 58: There But For The Grace of God Go I · 17th of July, 20157,582
Chapter 59: Where The Light Won't Find You · 25th of September, 201511,269
Chapter 60: While The Walls Come Tumbling Down · 25th of December, 201513,436
Chapter 61: The Fall of Canterlot · 12th of February, 201613,537
Chapter 62: Rise of the Humans · 26th of February, 201612,150
Chapter 63: Not a Fan of Puppeteers · 1st of April, 201616,451
Chapter 64: From the Ashes and the Dust · 13th of May, 201610,827
Interlude: 'Moonstache' · 18th of April, 20161,682
Chapter 65: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 1 · 5th of August, 20166,911
Chapter 66: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 2 · 16th of September, 20166,761
Chapter 67: This is My Kingdom Come · 1st of January, 201710,198
Chapter 68: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 1 · 3rd of March, 201712,002
Chapter 69: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 2 / The Light at the Edge of Insanity · 30th of June, 201712,742
Chapter 70: The State of the World and Those Who Live There In · 13th of March, 201812,836
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 5 ☼ · 13th of March, 2018918
Chapter 71: Life Returns To Normal… or as Normal as it Can Get · 28th of February, 20198,224
Epilogue: The Road Goes Ever On and On... · 28th of February, 20191,134
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MLP: FiM Comedy Human Cadance Shining Armor King Sombra Crystal Ponies
A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire.
King Sombra’s dark influence was obliterated by the Crystal Heart, and the villain is well and truly dead. But when he attempts to steal the afterlife of an innocent victim, a human spirit is left hurtling towards Equestria, where this unfortunate soul is revived into the only vessel available: the reconstituted body of King Sombra himself.
Thus, a cheerfully oblivious alien is crammed into the form of the most evil and malicious being Equestria has ever known. Not that Shining Armor and Cadence know this, of course. As far as they are concerned, the King is back and he’s lost his fricking mind.
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MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse . If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.
I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Chapters Prologue · 23rd of November, 20124,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins... · 18th of September, 201217,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon · 18th of September, 20128,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No · 31st of August, 20129,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night · 19th of November, 201215,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge · 5th of September, 201210,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around · 7th of December, 201218,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks · 28th of August, 20127,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings · 19th of September, 201215,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted? · 14th of September, 20128,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala · 14th of September, 20128,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up · 2nd of September, 20128,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath. · 3rd of September, 201213,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this · 7th of December, 201213,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies · 16th of September, 20126,626
Special Christmas Chapter · 26th of December, 20123,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished · 17th of September, 201210,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom! · 7th of December, 201212,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war · 19th of September, 201213,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people. · 21st of September, 20124,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart · 4th of September, 20123,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor · 6th of September, 20127,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again · 7th of December, 20126,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons. · 6th of September, 201211,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt. · 30th of November, 201211,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day · 8th of December, 201218,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime · 8th of December, 201210,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home · 10th of November, 201212,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager · 7th of December, 201213,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions · 5th of October, 201210,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people! · 19th of November, 20128,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything · 5th of October, 20125,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties · 7th of December, 201215,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard · 8th of December, 201216,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt · 8th of December, 201225,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated · 7th of December, 201231,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot · 7th of December, 201215,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams · 20th of November, 201226,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away · 19th of October, 201216,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer · 26th of November, 20129,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot · 7th of December, 201227,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry · 7th of December, 201213,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters · 23rd of September, 20122,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines · 24th of October, 20129,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made · 8th of December, 201210,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive · 3rd of November, 201220,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells · 28th of October, 20127,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus · 7th of November, 201220,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting · 21st of November, 201210,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus · 7th of December, 201210,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend · 30th of September, 201213,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin · 4th of December, 20126,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs! · 19th of October, 201214,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs · 2nd of December, 201214,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance · 7th of December, 20128,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa · 8th of November, 20129,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me. · 19th of October, 20128,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival · 8th of November, 201211,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway · 20th of October, 201216,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy · 25th of November, 201212,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies · 20th of October, 201212,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night · 3rd of December, 20129,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes · 20th of October, 20128,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards... · 24th of November, 201214,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders · 5th of December, 201216,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man · 16th of November, 201215,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home · 8th of December, 201212,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking · 7th of December, 201214,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility · 17th of December, 201211,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come. · 20th of December, 201213,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this? · 6th of January, 201312,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games · 12th of January, 201320,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing · 18th of January, 201313,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day… · 26th of January, 201314,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world · 31st of January, 201314,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous · 10th of February, 201310,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something · 26th of February, 201318,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end · 16th of March, 201313,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests · 29th of March, 201321,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well… · 10th of April, 201311,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy · 16th of April, 201316,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself · 25th of April, 201311,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking · 2nd of May, 201320,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s? · 15th of May, 201318,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat · 25th of May, 201314,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest · 5th of June, 201316,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons. · 21st of June, 201316,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave · 9th of July, 201319,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences · 12th of July, 201313,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit · 20th of July, 201315,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat · 9th of August, 201313,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree · 13th of August, 201311,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two · 17th of August, 201312,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands · 25th of August, 201313,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit · 31st of August, 201312,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire · 3rd of September, 201314,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings · 8th of September, 201314,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole · 14th of September, 201315,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire · 28th of September, 201313,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again · 14th of October, 201312,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book... · 9th of November, 201322,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew · 19th of November, 201316,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle · 18th of December, 201315,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair... · 26th of December, 201314,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly · 28th of December, 201313,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business · 30th of December, 201314,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business · 3rd of January, 201413,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse · 6th of January, 201412,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City · 12th of January, 201413,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter · 15th of January, 201413,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby! · 21st of January, 201411,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted · 28th of January, 201414,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned · 21st of February, 201416,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon · 16th of March, 201417,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back · 8th of April, 201413,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming · 20th of April, 201412,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home · 1st of May, 201417,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen · 13th of May, 201416,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down · 28th of May, 201414,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville · 12th of July, 201414,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies · 10th of August, 201412,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms · 29th of August, 201413,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie's Challenge · 17th of September, 201415,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie's Comeuppance · 28th of September, 201421,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital · 29th of October, 201414,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change · 3rd of November, 20147,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 17th of November, 20147,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date · 24th of December, 20149,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure · 5th of February, 201510,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole · 2nd of March, 201510,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead · 26th of March, 20158,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit · 7th of April, 20157,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition · 26th of June, 201515,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time · 17th of August, 201510,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown · 7th of October, 201514,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four · 15th of December, 201527,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein · 23rd of January, 201615,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special · 8th of March, 201614,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay · 20th of April, 201614,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz · 4th of May, 201618,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat · 31st of May, 201615,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot · 30th of June, 201616,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors · 22nd of July, 201614,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two · 18th of August, 201615,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing · 11th of October, 201618,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot · 7th of November, 201612,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale · 15th of December, 201616,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling · 16th of January, 201720,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks · 8th of February, 201718,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii · 1st of March, 201715,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried · 21st of March, 201717,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads · 28th of April, 201716,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day · 4th of June, 20179,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day · 12th of July, 201718,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day · 24th of August, 201718,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking · 5th of September, 201719,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst · 17th of September, 201716,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six · 25th of September, 201716,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven · 8th of October, 201724,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight · 21st of October, 201713,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine · 2nd of November, 201719,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty · 11th of November, 201712,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One · 16th of November, 201719,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two · 27th of November, 201716,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three · 16th of December, 201715,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four · 30th of December, 201719,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five · 23rd of January, 201822,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six · 13th of February, 201821,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven · 1st of March, 201815,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight · 15th of March, 201818,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning · 9th of April, 201814,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour · 19th of April, 201813,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One · 26th of May, 201811,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two · 20th of June, 201815,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three · 11th of July, 201814,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four · 13th of July, 201835,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity · 15th of August, 201816,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six · 2nd of September, 201819,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions! · 15th of September, 201817,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight · 4th of October, 201814,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine · 4th of November, 201817,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty · 19th of November, 201816,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite · 2nd of December, 201810,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two · 14th of January, 201919,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three · 5th of February, 201921,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four · 14th of February, 201913,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five · 3rd of March, 201916,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table · 31st of March, 201925,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven · 22nd of April, 201923,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight · 13th of May, 201914,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine · 14th of May, 201914,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety · 5th of June, 201913,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One · 6th of July, 201920,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two · 19th of August, 201915,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three · 25th of September, 201922,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four · 24th of October, 201919,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five · 25th of November, 201924,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six · 31st of December, 201921,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven · 6th of February, 202018,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight · 26th of April, 202020,797
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MLP: FiM Adventure Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6
As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation.
It is the year 2038, and the Earth is slowly being consumed by a space-borne monstrosity dubbed the Black Tide, which is using nanotechnology to remake the planet into something hideously alien.
Erin Olsen works for Project Harmonics, humanity's last-ditch effort to find a new world before the Tide can wipe them out. But when that world is found, and it turns out to be occupied, Erin will need to find the courage to face the unknown in order to save the inhabitants of both worlds.
(Many thanks to Easteu for the fantastic cover image for this story!)
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There is now a follow-up to this story: Sunflower - Side Projects Project Sunflower: Harmony
Chapters Introduction: The Black Tide · 25th of October, 20121,528
Chapter 1: Beginnings · 25th of October, 20123,577
Chapter 2: Gathering data · 16th of October, 20123,408
Chapter 3: Decisions · 16th of October, 20124,888
Chapter 4: To be a pony · 18th of October, 20126,969
Chapter 5: First steps · 19th of October, 20124,252
Chapter 6: Lunch with the ponies · 19th of October, 20125,207
Chapter 7: Ponyville · 19th of September, 20127,167
Chapter 8: Job hunting · 19th of October, 20125,566
Chapter 9: A Slightly Awkward tea · 16th of October, 20124,271
Chapter 10: Party time! · 19th of October, 20124,467
Chapter 11: The Dangers of Cake · 28th of October, 20125,101
Chapter 12: Stress and Relaxation · 29th of October, 20128,999
Chapter 13: Arrival in Canterlot · 19th of September, 20127,224
Chapter 14: A Day in the City · 19th of September, 20127,446
Chapter 15: A Magical World · 19th of October, 201212,992
Chapter 16: The Iron Pony Competition · 19th of October, 20127,517
Chapter 17: Running Through the Dark ness · 6th of November, 20126,470
Chapter 18: Fallout · 19th of October, 20123,995
Chapter 19: Discussions · 9th of November, 20127,207
Chapter 20: Things get complicated · 19th of October, 201213,206
Chapter 21: Humans in Equestria · 12th of November, 20129,325
Chapter 22: Settling in · 19th of October, 201210,665
Chapter 23: Lost and Found · 19th of October, 20127,210
Side Story: Death is not for me · 25th of June, 20126,653
Chapter 24: Reunions · 12th of November, 20127,500
Chapter 25: Hope · 19th of October, 20127,930
Chapter 26: Travels · 19th of October, 20129,003
Chapter 27: Getting Reacquainted · 19th of October, 20128,472
Chapter 28:The calm before the storm · 19th of October, 20129,792
Chapter 29: Malachite and the Tide · 19th of October, 20128,949
Chapter 30: Aftershocks · 19th of October, 201210,016
Chapter 31: Harmony · 19th of October, 201210,709
Author's Notes · 8th of October, 20124,117
Bonus chapter: Project: Parody. Sunflower on a budget. · 8th of October, 20121,296
Likes: 4253 Dislikes: 144
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe OC Other Main 6 CMCs
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at . Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
Chapters 1 - Anyone Get the Number of that Bus? · 2nd of July, 20121,858
2 - A Funny Way of Coming to Grips with the Horror of Existence · 4th of July, 20121,317
3 - What do You do with a Drugged Up Colt? · 6th of July, 20121,435
4 - I Hope They Have Indoor Plumbing · 6th of July, 20121,094
5 - Tempting Fate is Always a Winning Plan · 19th of July, 20121,664
6 - Bye, Bye Missus Pinkie Pie · 22nd of August, 20121,643
Interlude 1: Intake Report/Initial Assessment · 23rd of July, 2012972
7 - Pony SOAP Opera · 15th of August, 20121,677
8 - Family Matters · 21st of July, 20121,908
9 - Wherein Bruce Becomes a Complete Dick · 26th of July, 20121,517
9.5 - Another View: Cup Cake, Sugar and Spice · 29th of July, 20121,466
10 - Emotional Log Ride · 29th of July, 20121,893
11 - I Fought the Law and You Know the Rest · 30th of July, 20122,113
12 - Bacon Flavored Bacon · 11th of August, 20122,298
13 - Urine for a Surprise! · 6th of August, 20121,785
14 - PARTY HARDLY · 10th of August, 20121,749
15 - Interview with a Child Psychiatrist · 12th of August, 20122,940
Interlude 2: Comprehensive Behavioral Assessment · 22nd of August, 20121,783
16 - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party · 15th of August, 20123,601
17 - Of Mares and Men · 25th of August, 20121,557
18 - Impending Frilly Socks · 26th of August, 20121,955
Interlude: Frillius Sockus Interuptus · 2nd of September, 20122,560
19 - Frilly Socks Part 1 · 5th of September, 20121,417
20 - Frilly Socks Part 2: Revenge of the Soap · 9th of September, 20127,430
21 - Frilly Socks Part 3: Son of Frill · 25th of September, 20126,414
22 - Frilly Socks Part OMGPLZSTOP: The Return of the Revenge of the Bad Joke · 6th of October, 20121,970
23 - Lovesong · 25th of October, 20124,767
24 - In Sickness and in Health · 16th of November, 20124,574
Cut Content: 'Spring'time for Brucey and Equestria! · 28th of November, 20123,668
25 - Down with a Sickness · 13th of January, 20138,876
26 - Bruce has diphtheria. Press SPACE BAR to continue. · 2nd of February, 20133,127
27 - Feeling Stupid and Contagious · 9th of May, 20133,873
28 - Eyes Wide Shut · 17th of May, 20131,887
Interlude 4: Parabola Parable · 2nd of July, 20132,686
OH MAN FAKE CHAPTER SPOILERS FOR THE REAL ONE · 12th of July, 2013469
29 - From the Mouths of Foals · 17th of July, 20135,311
Interlude 5: YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER · 25th of August, 20134,248
30 - A Meeting of ... Minds? · 4th of March, 201416,145
31 - Delayed Reaction · 21st of March, 20142,401
32 - Soap and the Flavors Of · 5th of May, 20143,980
33 - Big Boy Toys · 25th of September, 20144,480
34 - ... oops? · 1st of April, 2015883
34 - Let's Do Lunch · 9th of September, 20153,209
Likes: 3950 Dislikes: 126
MLP: FiM Gore Romance Dark Adventure Comedy Human OC Discord Other Daring Do Diamond Dogs
A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
I always wanted to go to Equestria. When I got the chance, I took the deal without reading the fine print. To my surprise, I didn't arrive there as a pony, or even as a human. It seems I get to view this world from a different perspective than what I've imagined.
My name is Echo. I am a Diamond Dog.
-Edited by the one, the only, Nathan Traveler!
Chapters (Prologue) A Message From Echo · 20th of August, 2012557
(1) Never Trust a Man in a Matching Tracksuit · 28th of April, 20121,132
(2) Red of Tooth and Sharp of Claw · 28th of April, 20124,849
(3) A New Den · 19th of May, 20122,979
(4) An Old Dog Learns a New Trick · 4th of August, 20122,746
(5) Digging for Bones · 28th of April, 20123,530
(6) The Lone Wolf · 19th of May, 20124,045
(7) Welcome to the Pack · 19th of May, 20124,228
(8) Close Encounters of the Furry Kind · 28th of April, 20124,860
(9) Raiding the Kitchen · 28th of April, 20125,088
(10) Rolling Over · 28th of April, 20124,506
(11) Hunting Tactics · 28th of April, 20124,180
(12) Warning Signals · 28th of April, 20123,736
(13) Extinction · 28th of April, 20126,335
(14) Pavlov's Legacy · 19th of May, 20124,591
(15) Top of the Food Chain · 28th of April, 20127,061
(16) Hellhound · 28th of April, 20127,071
(17) The Big Stick · 29th of April, 20126,183
(18) Fowl Play · 28th of April, 20126,662
(19) A Scratch Behind the Ears · 28th of April, 20125,718
(20) [The Battle of Wethoof, Part I] All Dogs Go to Heaven · 12th of May, 20127,887
(21) [The Battle of Wethoof, Part II] Of Fire, Ice, and Diamond · 13th of May, 201210,613
(22) Darwin Be Damned · 23rd of May, 20126,694
(23) Burying Bones · 15th of June, 20127,403
(24) Into the Wild · 4th of August, 20126,404
(Epilogue) Another Message From Echo · 15th of June, 2012537
Likes: 3822 Dislikes: 151
MLP: FiM Sex Dark Comedy Human Rainbow Dash Other Main 6
Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi , Abcron , Breath of Plagues , Refro , Jaestring , The Parasprite , Starbound Gurren SkeeterTL , Solidfire , Penjacker , TypewriterError , Pearple Prose Tsitra360 V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo. V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
Chapters 1. Unexpected House Guest · 23rd of August, 20135,105
2. Awkward Misadventure for Two · 26th of August, 20135,034
3. New Pony Party · 2nd of September, 20135,704
4. Three Can Keep a Secret · 10th of September, 20135,767
5. Attempts at Normalcy · 11th of September, 20135,382
6. Facing Reality · 14th of September, 20137,040
7. That Escalated Quickly · 18th of September, 20137,126
8. The 20th Century Limited · 23rd of September, 20134,127
9. Full of Surprises · 29th of September, 20136,519
10. Same Crap, Different Day · 4th of October, 20137,363
11. We Need To Go Deeper. · 10th of October, 20134,525
12. In Sickness And Health · 27th of October, 20135,314
13. Blackout · 18th of November, 20133,758
14. Never a Dull Moment · 1st of December, 20136,861
15. Dash of Insanity · 10th of December, 20136,886
16. In The End · 17th of December, 20134,907
17. Epilogue · 20th of December, 20131,579
---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ---- · 6th of January, 20142,300
Likes: 3559 Dislikes: 53
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy OC Cadance Shining Armor Changelings Royal Guard
Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living.
Idol Hooves holds a special place in Equestria. He's probably the only exiled changeling to serve in the Royal Guard, or at least, that's what he expects, as exiles don't really broadcast that fact. However, it's well known that Princess Celestia loves all of her little ponies, and her guards perhaps more so, and that makes it one of the best ways for a changeling to discreetly feed.
But how does a changeling even get there, let alone get exiled in the first place? For that matter, why would it ever go to Canterlot? Set a number of years before the series proper, before Luna’s redemption, Idol details how he was exiled, the ponies he’s met, and the series of misadventures that led him to joining the Royal Guard, and should continue a good ways into the series, as something of an alternate perspective.
Soon, he’ll have to deal with a boisterous new princess to serve and a royal wedding in the works bringing a third to power. Will his old instincts bring this new life crashing down around him? What precipitates Chrysalis’s ill-fated assault on Canterlot? Is it really so wrong for a changeling to enjoy good craftsmanship to an obsessive degree?
New cover art provided by the fantastic Carnifex
And a TVTropes page here.
And an Ask Blog of questionable canonity!Out of Idol Curiosity
Fanart by Norad2! Major thanks! Short For a Royal Guard
Art by Egophiliac of Idol and his Daring Duckie Please don't tell him what that brush is meant for.
Rating updated to (T), it's a bit dark er than (E)
Chapters Making The Wrong Choice · 9th of March, 20142,386
Good Intentions · 9th of March, 20142,079
Lying By Omission · 20th of March, 20142,705
Digging the Hole Deeper · 31st of March, 20142,247
Bad Faith · 21st of April, 20142,528
Being Economical With The Truth · 4th of June, 20143,058
Shoddy Workmanship · 21st of June, 20143,263
Self-Deception · 28th of July, 20142,419
Polite Fictions · 3rd of August, 20142,940
Tabula Rasa · 12th of September, 20142,806
Ignorance and Apathy · 20th of September, 20141,690
Shock Therapy · 6th of October, 20142,093
Trust Exercise · 9th of November, 20142,092
Cover Stories · 7th of December, 20143,151
Catching More Flies · 3rd of January, 20152,144
But They Don't Check Out · 9th of February, 20152,209
Business Ethics · 9th of March, 20152,440
Falling Into Step · 5th of April, 20152,278
A Pyle of Ponies · 30th of April, 20152,836
Fall In · 17th of May, 20154,329
Spit and Polish · 27th of June, 20153,638
Under Armor · 22nd of August, 20154,506
Mourning Woods · 12th of October, 20152,844
A Fibrous Diet · 6th of December, 20156,338
Military Cadance · 13th of February, 20162,997
Hot Dam · 27th of March, 20163,712
Final Boarding Call · 15th of May, 20163,959
Crawl of Duty: Black Hops · 23rd of June, 20164,203
Keep It Simple, Stupid · 6th of September, 20162,632
Abridged Version · 1st of November, 20163,053
On the Rocks · 21st of December, 20163,797
Shining Martyr · 6th of February, 20172,654
A Knight with Princess Cadance · 12th of March, 20172,498
Tone Deaf · 18th of May, 20172,328
Vignette 1 - Clandestine Offerings · 24th of May, 2017918
The Kin of a Skiller · 21st of July, 20174,414
Tail as Old as Thyme · 24th of September, 20172,858
Fruitful Conversation · 3rd of November, 20173,236
A Broken Clock · 30th of December, 20173,877
The Clock Strikes Moon · 6th of January, 20182,204
Moonlighting · 18th of February, 20182,256
Bard at the Moon · 9th of April, 20183,090
Musical Notation, Piano and Polka · 29th of April, 20182,788
Second Verse; Strings and Stripes · 20th of May, 20183,317
Chorus, Bells and Woodwinds · 29th of June, 20183,710
Guitars, Conductors, and Coda · 29th of July, 20182,573
Encore · 2nd of September, 20184,347
A Flu Moon and an Empty Heart · 24th of September, 20182,819
Cold Brew · 3rd of December, 20183,817
A Slow Roast · 28th of January, 20192,655
Galavanting · 9th of March, 20193,330
pɹɐnפ ǝɥʇ ɟo ƃuᴉlǝƃuɐɥƆ ǝɥ┴ · 21st of April, 20192,919
After Math · 2nd of June, 20193,038
In the Still of the Night · 11th of July, 20193,662
Moonshine Down On Me · 31st of August, 20195,160
Out of Her Shell · 2nd of November, 20194,670
Hark, the Lady Moonstone Returns · 16th of February, 20204,209
Hooves On First · 12th of May, 20204,427
With My Compound Eye · 21st of July, 20203,706
Creative Differences · 31st of August, 20204,070
Royalty · 12th of October, 20206,880
Chapter 62 · 21st of October, 20201,623
Everything Crumbles · 30th of November, 20202,432
Vignette 2 - Cer Sus · 5th of February, 20215,399
Incomplete Sentence · 12th of March, 20214,135
Tried or True · 15th of May, 20213,673
Likes: 3318 Dislikes: 101
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Rarity Trixie Cheerilee Spitfire OC
The story of the everyday life of a human hired by mares to provide comfort for their needs, all the while exploring Equestrian life through the eyes of his customers. Set in the Gentlemanverse.
Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.
Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.
This is his story.
"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."
~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.
Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.
First Story of the Gentlemanverse
The story was added in Equestria After Dark . Yay!
The Equestrian Critics Society gave this story the initial score of 8.9/10. (Full Review )
Aquillo's WRITE Review
Chapters Spitfire's First Gentleman · 6th of November, 20126,374
The Enduring and Adaptable Gentleman · 12th of November, 20127,269
Take the Heat, Gentleman · 7th of December, 20129,284
Gentleman, Teach Me Something Please · 31st of December, 201211,650
We Need Gentlemen · 18th of January, 201315,483
Gentleman in the Falls · 8th of March, 201313,738
Gentleman Falls · 15th of June, 20139,746
Drowning Gentleman · 14th of July, 201310,275
The Lady and the Gentleman · 11th of August, 201312,716
The Gentleman and His Mare · 19th of August, 20132,969
Likes: 3290 Dislikes: 140
MLP: FiM Dark Adventure Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna OC King Sombra
There is a secret held in the dungeons below Canterlot, deeper than the crystal caverns into the roots of the mountain. This secret is a creature imprisoned by the Princesses. It is a source of great knowledge, but may ultimately be a great enemy.
It has been one of the closest guarded secrets of Canterlot's royalty. Deep in a specially constructed dungeon, surrounded by warding spells and powerful magic barriers, exists an enigma. Within a cage that could only be described as something out of a nightmare, it waits and watches all of Equestria. A creature that cannot age, is immune to disease, does not thirst nor hunger, and resists all injury. But, it also holds secrets and knowledge that could safeguard the kingdom. Its powers are frightening, but it is civil enough for debate when patience permits.
Princess Celestia has sought counsel with the creature before, enduring it making deal after deal for its services. The Princess walks a fine line when dealing with it, knowing full well anything could give it an advantage despite its imprisonment. She has had to go back on her word in these dealings, and from this a deep animosity between them has been born. It is a necessary evil as she is convinced this is a being capable of untold evil far and above anything Equestria has ever dreamed of. So long as it remains within the confines of its cell, her kingdom is made safe. So much magic has been woven to ensure that, there is little chance of escape.
So long as the magic holds, there is no danger. So long as the cage remains strong, the nameless creature stays enthralled in his cavernous dwelling. If that were to change--if the magic failed--not even the wisest could say. But one thing is assured, it does not bode well for Equestria.
Chapters Chapter 1 - Changing of the Guard · 14th of January, 20153,945
Chapter 2 - Deals with a Devil · 14th of January, 20152,819
Chapter 3 - Just Conversations · 14th of January, 20156,423
Chapter 4 - The Logical Conclusion · 14th of January, 20153,179
Chapter 5 - Hubris · 14th of January, 20152,830
Chapter 6 - What Ally is Time · 16th of January, 20154,833
Chapter 7 - Three's a Crowd · 20th of January, 20154,523
Chapter 8 - Forgotten Rendezvous · 18th of January, 20152,732
Chapter 9 - The Grace of the Heart · 23rd of January, 20152,687
Chapter 10 - Consider the Debts of the Past · 3rd of February, 20154,256
Chapter 11 - A Stranger Came to Ponyville · 18th of February, 20153,408
Chapter 12 - Friends or Foes · 14th of March, 20155,141
Chapter 13 - Law of Opposites Part 1 · 14th of May, 20158,099
Chapter 14 - Law of Opposites Part 2 · 5th of May, 20174,954
Likes: 3006 Dislikes: 376
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Sci-Fi Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
A human soldier finds himself in Equestria and must find his way home... wherever it may be.
This is what it means to be a man of war...
Arc One: Friends- Finding himself in a new, unfamiliar land, Miles must come to terms with what happened and start life over. Luckily for him, his friends will help him through this struggle. Chapters 1- 67
Arc Two: Cities- On the brink of disaster and against time itself, Miles must travel to now forgotten lands to find the answers he seeks. With the aid of his friends, will Miles be able to handle what he finds? Or will Death get the better of him? Chapters 68- 170
Arc Three: Growing Pains- Life continues for our heroes, for better or for worse. With the aid of some timeless mentors, inspiring role models, and some great friends; watch as life unfolds and tensions grow. But with new growth, comes new pain. Chapters 171- ***
Arc Four: War- The great unthinkable has occurred, but all is not as it seems. As tensions break and blood is spilled, can our heroes make it through the madness of conflict? And what will be left for those that survive? The Dark ness is here. Chapters ***-***
Arc Five: In Sanity- Death has dealt his final blow, but only in time will it show. In the dark ness of the moon you will learn of your doom; and in the light of day you will lose your way. The war has taken its toll, but who will end in control? Chapters ***-***
Chapters Chapter 1 Choices (revised) · 13th of December, 20121,907
Chapter 2 New Beginnings · 13th of December, 20123,682
Chapter 3 Orientation · 21st of August, 20124,198
Chapter 4 Power · 9th of December, 20123,916
Chaper 5 What Friends Are For · 9th of December, 20123,897
Chapter 6 Fall of Topaz Falls · 9th of December, 20124,060
Chapter 7 Second Impression · 13th of December, 20123,713
Chapter 8 Time Gone By · 13th of November, 20123,300
Chapter 9 Judgement · 24th of August, 20122,886
Chapter 10 Party Time · 13th of December, 20123,577
Chapter 11 Stampede · 31st of August, 20122,084
Chapter 12 Friends · 31st of August, 20123,822
Chapter 13 Long Road To Recovery · 13th of December, 20123,179
Chapter 14 Sugarcube Corner · 13th of December, 20123,403
Chapter 15 Carousel Boutique · 13th of December, 20122,712
Chapter 16 Trust · 2nd of September, 20122,365
Chapter 17 True Intentions · 2nd of September, 20124,750
Chapter 18 Night Time Complications · 13th of November, 20122,642
Chapter 19 Journey to Mt. Sky Scraper · 5th of September, 20124,235
Chapter 20 Waking Dragons · 27th of October, 20124,297
Chapter 21 Pinkies Party · 11th of September, 20124,950
Chapter 22 Manual Labor · 12th of September, 20123,518
Chapter 23 Old Wounds, New Problems · 12th of September, 20122,410
Chapter 24 Secrets and Lies · 13th of November, 20123,164
Chapter 25 Feathers and Pancakes · 13th of November, 20122,586
Chapter 26 Rainy Day Games · 12th of September, 20122,522
Chapter 27 Project Re-Surface Integration · 12th of September, 20126,495
Chapter 28 Mending Broken Hearts · 14th of September, 20122,245
Chapter 29 Temptations · 16th of September, 20122,598
Chapter 30 Earning Trust · 16th of September, 20122,317
Chapter 31 Deverto Pulvis · 16th of September, 20122,441
Chapter 32 My Storm · 18th of September, 20122,718
Chapter 33 Et Salutant Mortuus · 17th of May, 20127,213
Chapter 34 Fame and Infamy · 17th of April, 20122,621
Chapter 35 Sweet Apple Acres · 15th of April, 20122,947
Chapter 36 Cutie Mark Crusaders · 17th of April, 20122,564
Chapter 37 Meeting of the Minds · 15th of October, 20123,231
Chapter 38 Lost in Thought · 26th of September, 20122,452
Chapter 39 A Home of My Own · 22nd of April, 20122,549
Chapter 40 House Warming Gift · 22nd of April, 20122,804
Chapter 41 Meeting The Past · 22nd of April, 20123,055
Chapter 42 Just Another Party · 26th of September, 20122,422
Chapter 43 Into The Wilderness · 23rd of April, 20122,812
Chapter 44 Just A Scratch · 23rd of April, 20122,684
Chapter 45 Train Ride · 27th of October, 20122,269
Chapter 46 Powerful Love · 24th of April, 20126,790
Chapter 47 Breaking Elements · 25th of April, 20124,715
Chapter 48 My Promise · 27th of April, 20123,459
Chapter 49 A Day At The Lake · 27th of April, 20124,387
Chapter 50 Storm Cloud · 28th of April, 20122,319
Chapter 51 Recovery · 28th of April, 20122,512
Chapter 52 Rain Cloud · 29th of April, 20123,172
Chapter 53 Inheritances · 3rd of May, 20122,503
Chapter 54 Dinner for Two · 2nd of June, 20123,414
Chapter 55 Heart Break · 3rd of May, 20122,604
Chapter 56 Rainbow's Book · 3rd of May, 20123,208
Chapter 57 Lupus · 6th of May, 20123,235
Chapter 58 Moving On · 6th of May, 20122,912
Chapter 59 Apples · 6th of May, 20122,931
Chapter 60 Pinkies Carnival · 18th of August, 20123,184
Chapter 61 Just Another Bad Day · 7th of May, 20122,577
Chapter 62 Spartan Training · 27th of November, 20128,697
Chapter 63 Returning Home · 9th of May, 20122,558
Chapter 64 A Day At The Spa · 12th of May, 20124,440
Chapter 65 Permission · 16th of May, 20124,042
Chapter 66 Guards and Soldiers · 16th of May, 20123,565
Chapter 67 Diamond Dogs · 17th of May, 20125,186
End Of Arc One Bonus Chapter · 20th of July, 20128,470
Chapter 68 Dark ness · 22nd of May, 20123,973
Chapter 69 Luna's Fury · 18th of August, 20125,258
Chapter 70 Luna's Love · 24th of May, 20124,209
Chapter 71 Losing Control · 26th of May, 20123,031
Chapter 72 Escape From Topaz Falls · 28th of May, 20123,743
Chapter 73 Return to Ponyville · 30th of May, 20123,360
Chapter 74 The Trade · 30th of May, 20123,361
Chapter 75 Wanting · 2nd of June, 20123,906
Chapter 76 Spartan Politics · 5th of June, 20124,458
Chapter 77 Unexpected Visitor · 10th of June, 20124,265
Chapter 78 The Best Hiding Spot Ever · 10th of June, 20123,010
Chapter 79 Welcome To Topaz Falls · 13th of June, 20122,918
Chapter 80 Long Road To Ruin · 17th of June, 20123,335
Chapter 81 Losing The Fight · 29th of June, 20123,476
Chapter 82 Gifts From The Past · 20th of June, 20123,533
Chapter 83 Meeting Of Masters · 17th of September, 20124,066
Chapter 84 Fires, Trees, And Water · 24th of June, 20123,034
Chapter 85 In The Cold Of Night · 8th of July, 20124,021
Chapter 86 Crossing The Divide · 8th of July, 20125,487
Chapter 87 Primum Somno · 8th of July, 20121,719
Chapter 88 And Then There Was Sex · 4th of November, 20124,025
Chapter 89 Believe · 10th of July, 20124,254
Chapter 90 The Greatest Proposal, The Biggest Slip Up · 10th of July, 20124,233
Chapter 91 Simple Request · 10th of July, 20123,662
Chapter 92 Date Night · 11th of July, 20123,235
Chapter 93 Wedding Plans · 6th of July, 20122,836
Chapter 94 Storm's Bachelor Party · 11th of July, 20123,269
Chapter 95 A Quick Run Into Town · 22nd of July, 20124,064
Chapter 96 Whats Left · 23rd of July, 20123,534
Chapter 97 What's Important · 25th of July, 20123,598
Chapter 98 Die Memoria · 25th of July, 20124,903
Chapter 99 Nightmare Night · 15th of August, 20124,485
Q/A Special #1 · 23rd of July, 20124,694
Chapter 100 Miles's Bachelor Party · 26th of July, 20126,130
Chapter 101 The Big Day · 9th of August, 20124,369
Chapter 102 The Big Night · 20th of October, 20123,901
Chapter 103 Proper Time · 13th of November, 201210,006
Chapter 104 Las Pegasis · 10th of August, 20129,625
Chapter 105 My Brother · 9th of August, 20124,493
Chapter 106 Gems · 12th of August, 20123,152
Chapter 107 Specialization · 29th of August, 20124,138
Chapter 108 Night Court · 30th of August, 20124,427
Chapter 109 Moosden · 17th of August, 20123,678
Chapter 110 Quartz Crest · 29th of August, 20122,718
Chapter 111 A Close Call · 21st of August, 20122,839
Chapter 112 Generous Sacrifice · 9th of October, 20123,150
Chapter 113 Message In The Dark · 8th of October, 20123,681
Chapter 114 Awkward Positions · 29th of August, 20123,645
Chapter 115 Spartan Territory · 12th of November, 20123,665
Chapter 116 Them · 29th of August, 20124,977
Chapter 117 The Group · 30th of August, 20123,003
Chapter 118 Autographs And Books · 31st of August, 20122,705
Chapter 119 Call Me Maybe · 3rd of September, 20126,304
Chapter 120 Answering The Call · 5th of September, 20124,993
Chapter 121 Just In Time · 8th of September, 20124,712
Chapter 122 Fort Misery · 11th of September, 20125,442
Chapter 123 Archaic Deals · 6th of December, 20124,235
Chapter 124 Victory? · 6th of December, 20124,252
Chapter 125 The Other Half · 18th of September, 20123,239
Chapter 126 New Power · 20th of November, 20123,447
Chapter 127 Soror · 20th of November, 20124,272
Chapter 128 Big News · 27th of September, 20123,271
Chapter 129 Little Talks · 20th of November, 20124,081
Chapter 130 Early Distant Warning · 4th of October, 20124,230
Chapter 131 Almost · 5th of October, 20123,328
Chapter 132 Lost Answer · 13th of November, 20123,480
Chapter 133 Amethyst · 10th of October, 20123,042
Chapter 134 Red Light · 12th of October, 20123,126
Chapter 135 Green Light · 15th of October, 20125,400
Chapter 136 Coming Back Together · 19th of October, 20123,724
Chapter 137 Choosing Life · 5th of November, 20123,474
Chapter 138 Posting Bail · 27th of October, 20123,293
Chapter 139 Itsy Bitsy Spider · 5th of November, 20123,803
Chapter 140 Go To Bed · 5th of November, 20124,359
Chapter 141 Meeting New Ponies · 6th of November, 20123,580
Chapter 142 Friendly Advice · 8th of November, 20123,971
Chapter 143 Your Trust · 14th of November, 20123,431
Chapter 144 Now And Later · 17th of November, 20124,286
Chapter 145 Consuming Kings · 20th of November, 20124,350
Chapter 146 One Day · 23rd of November, 20123,985
Chapter 147 My Miles · 27th of November, 20123,700
Chapter 148 Training Spartans · 9th of December, 201213,733
Chapter 149 New Spartans On The Block · 14th of December, 20123,086
Chapter 150 Happy Birthday · 18th of December, 20123,534
Chapter 151 A Night To Remember · 24th of December, 20125,785
Chapter 152 Just You And Me Part 1 Miles · 30th of December, 20125,229
Chapter 153 Just You And Me Part 2 Luna · 4th of January, 20134,850
Chapter 154 Just You And Me Part 3 Rainbow Dash · 9th of January, 20135,721
Chapter 155 Off To Trottingham · 12th of January, 20133,911
Chapter 156 Jasper Lies · 15th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 157 Jasper Truths · 22nd of January, 20134,564
Chapter 158 Home For Hearths Warming Eve · 25th of January, 20135,318
Chapter 159 The Great And Powerful... · 30th of January, 20138,592
Chapter 160 Hearths Warming Eve · 3rd of February, 201313,521
Chapter 161 Training In Void · 13th of February, 201310,674
Chapter 162 One Last Adventure · 18th of February, 20132,514
Chapter 163 Emerald City: Of Faith And Loyalty · 23rd of February, 201310,549
Chapter 164 Ruby Canyon: Cruel Kindness · 3rd of March, 201310,937
Chapter 165 Bartering Hearts · 7th of March, 20133,980
Chapter 166 Dealing With Hearts · 15th of March, 20134,407
Chapter 167 Diamond Halls: Unknown Memories · 8th of April, 201319,565
Chapter 168 Galena: Terradisian Arsenal · 7th of May, 201317,074
Chapter 169 New Garnet: Echos of War · 1st of June, 201319,260
Chapter 170 Outpost Zero · 1st of June, 20131,701
End of Arc Two Bonus Chapter · 12th of July, 201317,626
Chapter 171 Five Stages... · 12th of July, 20133,006
Chapter 172 I Think, Therefore I Am · 13th of July, 20133,456
Chapter 173 Past Present · 16th of July, 20133,738
Chapter 174 When In Roam... · 18th of July, 20134,016
Chapter 175 Nap Time · 20th of July, 20133,162
Chapter 176 Party Time Challenges · 22nd of July, 20134,350
Chapter 177 Pharmaceutical Needs · 25th of July, 20133,047
Chapter 178 Old Habits... · 29th of July, 20134,447
Chapter 179 Happiness, With a Side of Syrup · 1st of August, 20133,083
Chapter 180 Getting Back to Business · 4th of August, 20133,674
Chapter 181 Plans Well Made · 8th of August, 20133,023
Chapter 182 Family Affairs · 15th of August, 20133,139
Chapter 183 Back To Work · 22nd of August, 20133,992
Chapter 184 Shiny Ordeals · 26th of August, 20133,315
Chapter 185 Watching Statera · 2nd of September, 20139,156
Chapter 186 Chaos · 3rd of September, 20133,687
Chapter 187 Discorded Sisters · 7th of September, 20133,033
Chapter 188 Purgian Progress · 12th of September, 20133,790
Chapter 189 Mad Ponies · 16th of September, 20133,276
Chapter 190 Losing Solitude · 22nd of September, 20135,153
Chapter 191 So Much To Do · 25th of September, 20134,663
Chapter 192 Men and Kings · 29th of September, 20135,477
Chapter 193 My Hometown · 4th of October, 20135,300
Chapter 194 Summit · 10th of October, 20138,034
Chapter 195 Foalish Effects · 15th of October, 20134,113
Chapter 196 The Orders · 23rd of October, 20133,194
Chapter 197 In-Human Concerns · 5th of November, 20137,089
Chapter 198 Understanding Balance · 13th of November, 20135,821
Chapter 199 It's a... · 20th of November, 20133,153
Q/A Special #2 · 27th of November, 20136,334
Chapter 200 Better Days · 19th of December, 20138,548
Chapter 201 Mother Knows Best · 2nd of January, 20143,891
Chapter 202 Simple Enough · 8th of January, 20144,008
Chapter 203 Easy Mystery · 23rd of January, 20143,963
Chapter 204 First and Last · 4th of February, 20145,045
Chapter 205 Icy Premonitions · 14th of February, 20144,689
Chapter 206 Play Ball · 2nd of March, 20148,859
Chapter 207 Hard Losses · 4th of April, 20144,882
Chapter 208 Chin Up · 26th of April, 20144,426
Chapter 209 Change · 11th of May, 20144,211
Chapter 210 Dinner In Moosden · 4th of July, 20147,757
Chapter 211 Syncney · 14th of July, 20143,888
Chapter 212 Joint Concerns · 11th of August, 20143,779
Chapter 213 Joint Operations · 30th of August, 20147,203
Chapter 214 Time in the Library · 6th of September, 20147,820
Chapter 215 Blink · 13th of September, 20144,100
Chapter 216 Deals · 22nd of September, 20147,744
Chapter 217 Get Ready · 3rd of October, 20146,239
Chapter 218 Hidden Plans · 20th of October, 201411,215
Chapter 219 Southern Badlands · 1st of November, 20149,348
Chapter 220 Neighbors · 9th of November, 20146,591
Chapter 221 Power In Play · 29th of November, 20147,177
Chapter 222 Power Speaks · 12th of December, 20143,414
Chapter 223 Undesired Desires · 23rd of December, 20147,374
Chapter 224 Keen Allies · 9th of January, 20157,556
Chapter 225 Scouts · 23rd of February, 201510,323
Chapter 226 Bloody Number Five · 30th of March, 201510,309
Chapter 227 New Power · 6th of May, 20157,100
Chapter 228 In Deep · 10th of June, 20157,191
Chapter 229 Make Me Better · 17th of August, 201516,526
Chapter 230 Set in Motion · 8th of October, 20159,847
Chapter 231 Repercussions · 19th of December, 20154,104
Chapter 232 The Treaty of Crescent Cove · 23rd of December, 20156,937
Chapter 233 Wait · 25th of December, 20154,024
Chapter 234 Gala Preparations · 14th of January, 20163,506
Chapter 235 Who's Who · 23rd of February, 20165,518
Chapter 236 Political Understanding · 29th of February, 20164,910
Chapter 237 Dark Side · 25th of March, 20164,711
Chapter 238 No Rest for the Wicked · 22nd of April, 20166,764
Chapter 239 Plan of Action · 17th of August, 20167,310
Chapter 240-A Pinkie's Political Party Planning Predicament · 2nd of September, 20163,012
Chapter 241 Relics in the Attic · 6th of September, 20163,679
Chapter 242 Praetorian Guard · 17th of September, 20163,243
Chapter 243 Squad Goals · 25th of September, 20165,076
Chapter 244 The Prince and the Princess · 1st of October, 20164,820
Chapter 245 Audit Queen · 16th of October, 20165,692
Chapter 246 Miles' Lie · 28th of October, 20163,609
Chapter 247 Operation Unthinkable · 23rd of December, 201614,328
Chapter 248 Terms of War · 12th of March, 20175,426
Chapter 249 Non Semper Erit Aestas · 1st of April, 20173,708
Chapter 250 Words With the Captain · 2nd of July, 20174,319
Chapter 251 Susurrans Bellum · 6th of August, 20174,454
Chapter 252 Alone With Nothing · 11th of January, 20184,382
Chapter 253 Waiting in the Moonlight · 9th of May, 20183,531
Chapter 254 Follow the Leader · 24th of May, 20198,583
Chapter 255 Lucens Vigor · 2nd of September, 20193,218
Chapter 256 Die Mysterium · 25th of January, 20203,024
Chapter 257 The Oligarchs War · 1st of February, 20202,567
Chapter 258 Rumbles Knight · 22nd of February, 20203,844
Chapter 259 And They Cried Republic! Republic! · 1st of March, 20202,620
Chapter 260 Our Dreams Lost in the Wind · 9th of May, 20203,912
Likes: 2990 Dislikes: 210
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Dark Sad Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Gilda Other Main 6
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
Chapters Anxiety · 26th of April, 20141,597
Depression · 26th of April, 20141,463
Obsession · 27th of April, 20141,416
Paranoia · 27th of April, 20141,534
Trauma · 27th of April, 20141,699
Dependence—Rewritten · 28th of April, 20141,792
Curiosity—Rewritten · 30th of April, 20141,873
Rage—Rewritten · 1st of May, 20141,950
Panic! · 5th of May, 20142,021
Hostility · 8th of May, 20141,785
Disappointment · 13th of May, 20142,072
Projection · 17th of May, 20141,393
Desperation · 31st of May, 20142,011
Tension · 23rd of June, 20141,578
Spite · 16th of July, 20141,180
Disbelief · 20th of July, 20141,418
Vertigo · 27th of July, 20142,254
Contact · 30th of July, 20141,660
Flashbacks · 5th of August, 20141,965
Unforgiven · 7th of August, 20141,629
The Punchline · 1st of September, 20141,631
Leave Me Alone · 2nd of September, 20142,427
Well Fuck. · 2nd of September, 20141,157
Token Dream Sequence · 2nd of September, 20141,483
Stayin' Alive · 2nd of September, 20141,298
Small Town Hospitality · 4th of September, 20141,457
Ignorance Is Bliss · 4th of September, 20141,323
On a Bed of White Down · 4th of September, 20141,280
This Means War · 6th of September, 20141,971
The Truth Hurts · 8th of September, 20141,235
Surprise, Muthabucka · 29th of September, 20141,911
A Conversation Long Overdue · 11th of November, 20143,239
No Touching · 11th of November, 20141,125
Everything is Perfectly Fine · 11th of November, 20141,209
Wrong · 12th of November, 20141,331
Ponies Make Shitty Doctors · 13th of November, 20141,618
Remember this Moment · 13th of November, 20142,352
Dammit Twilight... · 14th of November, 20141,687
I Fucking Hate You · 27th of January, 20151,865
Likes: 2957 Dislikes: 141
MLP: FiM Gore Violence Death Dark Adventure Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Shining Armor Main 6 Chrysalis
Twilight Sparkle is not who she says she is, she doesn't really know WHAT she is...
A mother will do a lot for her child, even give them up if it meant them having a safer life growing up, despite the obvious pain that comes for the parent.
That pain is something Queen Chrysalis has gone through for eighteen years, but now the time is upon them, and she wants her daughter back. Even if that means invading Canterlot during a royal wedding.
Edited by RC2101_Copey New cover art was created by the talented Jesuka Now has a TVtropes page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Change Go watch the reading by Skijaramaz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecqtu_Djrw4
(Featured on 18/10/2015, the first day! Thank you!)
Change is now a printed book, information here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/732008/i-got-a-thing-change-is-now-a-physical-book
Chapters 1 - Prologue · 18th of October, 20151,498
2 - The Same... Yet Different · 24th of October, 20152,524
3 - Flashback: Discovery · 25th of October, 2015871
4 - The Calm Before The Storm · 25th of October, 20152,020
5 - The Storm · 1st of November, 20152,580
6 - Homecoming · 8th of November, 20153,824
7 - Flashback: Birth · 16th of November, 2015733
8 - Post Wedding Blues · 22nd of November, 20151,482
9 - Broad Sword · 22nd of November, 20152,262
10 - The Changeling Princess · 6th of December, 20152,923
11 - In The Shadows · 12th of December, 20151,597
12 - The Badlands · 13th of December, 20151,530
13 - Flying Lessons · 20th of December, 20151,820
14 - Flashback: Hearth's Warming · 24th of December, 2015889
15 - Captured · 3rd of January, 20162,364
16 - Siblings · 10th of January, 20161,869
17 - Broken Armor · 11th of January, 20161,509
18 - Forward onto Canterlot · 18th of January, 20161,844
19 - Canterlot · 24th of January, 20163,307
20 - A Long Awaited Talk · 31st of January, 20161,689
21 - Arrival · 7th of February, 20161,594
22 - Serpens · 15th of February, 20162,374
23 - Lightning Strikes · 19th of February, 20164,785
24 - Aftermath · 25th of February, 20162,944
25 - A Misguided Evil · 6th of March, 20161,771
26 - Visiting Hours · 13th of March, 20162,669
27 - Flashback: Young Love · 19th of March, 2016551
28 - The Wrath Of A Mother · 20th of March, 20165,260
29 - Recovery · 29th of March, 20163,116
30 - Act 1 Epilogue · 29th of March, 2016630
31 - Intermission: In The Mind Of The Sun · 3rd of April, 20162,393
32 - Act 2 Prologue · 10th of April, 20162,634
33 - Invitation · 17th of April, 20162,077
34 - Duty Calls · 24th of April, 20162,811
35 - The Crystal Empire · 1st of May, 20162,231
36 - Nightmare · 8th of May, 20162,701
37 - Departure · 15th of May, 20162,245
38 - Intruder · 22nd of May, 20162,636
39 - The Other Queens · 29th of May, 20162,442
40 - Stories · 2nd of June, 20162,449
41 - Chase · 5th of June, 20162,331
42 - The Council · 12th of June, 20163,487
43 - Flashback: Fast Friends · 12th of June, 20161,179
44 - Revelations · 19th of June, 20163,031
45 - Change Of Plans · 26th of June, 20161,628
46 - Quae Est Finis: Part 1 · 26th of June, 20163,733
47 - Quae Est Finis: Part 2 · 2nd of July, 20164,922
48 - Quae Est Finis: Part 3 · 10th of July, 20163,369
49 - All That Remains · 17th of July, 20163,308
50 - New Beginnings · 24th of July, 20162,376
51 - Act 2 Epilogue · 24th of July, 2016681
52 - Intermission: A Grand Day Out · 30th of July, 20161,412
53 - Act 3 Prologue · 7th of August, 20161,309
54 - Scarred · 14th of August, 20162,262
55 - Motherly Concern · 21st of August, 20162,331
56 - Flashback: Proposal · 27th of August, 2016766
57 - Ponyville · 28th of August, 20162,342
58 - Old Friends · 4th of September, 20162,319
59 - Scouting Mission · 11th of September, 20162,314
60 - The Drums Of War · 18th of September, 20162,291
61 - Change: Part 1 · 25th of September, 20163,625
62 - Change: Part 2 · 2nd of October, 20164,528
63 - The New Dawn · 9th of October, 20162,193
64 - Epilogue · 9th of October, 20161,124
Likes: 2884 Dislikes: 207
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
Stupid Human takes a trip to Equestria. But not the Equestria that he was wanting.
* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *
Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...
FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?
So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.
Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!
Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.
Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.
ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!
Chapters Chapter One: Your Body Is Not Ready · 16th of September, 201211,399
Chapter Two: In Soviet Equestria, Something Something Pony... · 1st of September, 201211,996
Chapter Three: A Series of Tubes and A Bucket of Water · 1st of September, 201210,539
Chapter Four: Luna’s Gonna Loon, Lucky’s Gonna Luck, Twilight’s Gonna Beat You To Death With A Book! · 1st of September, 201218,712
Chapter Five - Part One: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 30th of September, 201210,737
Chapter Five - Part Two: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 4th of October, 201219,883
Chapter Six: Pony Science, Pony Pancakes, Pony Ponies... Pony. · 10th of November, 201215,500
Chapter Seven: Glomping Ponies for Fun and Prof-... Well, Mostly Just Fun... · 23rd of July, 20138,030
Chapter Eight: Mr. The Shark, The Ponies Are Here For Your 5:00 Jumping · 8th of November, 201410,841
Chapter Nine: That Moment When You're Getting Attacked By The Dark ness · 3rd of March, 201514,162
Chapter Ten - Part One: If I Had To Choose Between Lucky and Luna, I'd Commit Sudoku · 16th of January, 201610,422
Chapter Fifteen - Part One: Flutterfall · 20th of September, 201213,414
Chapter Fifteen - Part Two: A Few Good Mares · 20th of September, 201212,300
Likes: 2847 Dislikes: 166
MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Romance Dark Comedy Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Chrysalis
What happens when you have a changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. Oh and a really weird story, no really.
27/05/2016- The Sequel is up!
What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing.
A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project.
And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria.
The Answer?
A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit.
This here is Chrysalis's Chronicle turned story. Because the huggable love bug was too damn sexy for a mere chronicle and deserves a bloody story.
That and I haven't done one with Chrysalis yet, so this is a challenge for me.
Oh and it's in Chrysalis's point of view, so double the challenge really!
For those who read for Romance, stop at the end of Act One.
For those who like Romance and Dark ...well, carry on, but don't say you weren't warned.
Here are the genre's for each act.
Act one- Romance/Black Comedy
Act Two- Romance/A Bit Dark
Cover Art By The Amazing Jaxonian
Chapters Act One-This Could Be Fun · 26th of September, 20133,418
Damn It, Get Aroused Already! · 28th of September, 20134,864
Richie Is My Drug, My Addiction, My Richie, Richie, Richie! · 2nd of October, 20134,174
My Ass Is Damn Fine · 11th of October, 20134,026
We All Have Secrets · 21st of October, 20135,266
End Of Story-I Am Not Chrysalis, I Am Chrissy, I Am Yours · 24th of October, 20135,021
Act Two (NO LONGER CANON!)-We Are Mated For Life- Part One (The Secret) · 31st of October, 20135,494
We Are Mated For Life- Part Two (The Dreams) · 24th of November, 20136,320
We Are Mated For Life- Part Three (The Bond) · 16th of December, 20135,646
End Of Story-We Are Mated For Life (The Love) · 3rd of January, 201410,657
Likes: 2362 Dislikes: 86
MLP: FiM Equestria Girls Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Twilight Celestia Luna Main 6 Sunset Shimmer
Why is Celestia laying on the floor in Twilight's library? Why does she seem so confused? Why does she look different? WHY IS THE PORTAL MIRROR STILL ON?
Principal Celestia has accidentally fallen through the mirror into Equestria, and it may be a bit before she can go home. Until then, she has to learn to cope with a strange world, in a strange body.
At the same time, Twilight has to figure out how she can help her new guest while keeping Equestria from freaking out over the presence of a second Celestia, and Sunset Shimmer has to figure out how she is going to make amends with those she had left behind in Equestria, while keeping an eye on her Principal.
Disclaimer: Since I wrote this description ages ago before I even knew the plot, the story is mostly pure comedy in the beginning, with eventual Sunlight and Chryslestia shipping!
Cover image by Arvaus , used with permission.
Chapters 1: The Perils of Sulking Near Portals · 12th of April, 20152,109
2: Stuck in Equestria · 13th of April, 20152,191
3: Twilight Explains It All · 22nd of April, 20152,270
4: Sunset After Dark · 28th of April, 20152,065
5: Familiar Faces · 1st of May, 20152,252
6: Like Looking in a Really Weird Mirror · 12th of May, 20151,996
7: Back to Ponyville · 22nd of June, 20152,110
8: Big Trouble in Little Canterlot · 13th of July, 20152,071
9: Ups and Downs · 15th of July, 20152,101
10: Scum and Villainy · 4th of October, 20152,088
11: Group Therapy · 21st of January, 20162,055
12: Three Mares and a Lady · 26th of January, 20161,892
13: Dresses and Saddles · 3rd of May, 20162,336
14: Date Night Pt1 · 12th of May, 20162,065
15: Date Night Pt2 · 28th of July, 20162,131
16: Date Night Pt3 - The Datening · 6th of February, 20172,520
17: Cleaning Up · 14th of March, 20172,073
18: Friends and Family · 6th of September, 20172,040
19: Fear and Loving in Las Pegasus · 30th of November, 20172,114
20: All's Fair in Love and War · 25th of January, 20181,768
21: Tall, Dark , and Horseome · 20th of August, 20182,303
22: Three’s Company · 17th of July, 20192,117
Likes: 2282 Dislikes: 54
MLP: FiM Romance Slice of Life OC Changelings
A hybrid develops new powers, a dark queen escapes, while a pegasus and a changeling try to normalise their married life.
Warden, the broken pegasus, his wife, Kuno the changeling, and their hybrid daughter, Swarm, continue their adventures in a wild, wacky world!
Chapters Continuation · 23rd of September, 20132,958
Cake · 9th of November, 20132,267
Rated 'Teen' · 6th of December, 20132,573
Different Viewpoints · 9th of December, 20133,233
Complications · 13th of January, 20143,265
Escalation · 13th of January, 20143,008
Confrontation · 14th of January, 20144,626
Renascence · 30th of January, 20144,867
Stage Fright · 16th of March, 20144,079
Depression · 26th of April, 20141,642
Withdrawal · 27th of June, 20142,311
Fatherhood · 30th of June, 20142,910
Progeny · 22nd of July, 20144,117
Queen Kuno · 5th of August, 20142,295
The Start of Something New · 28th of September, 20143,678
First Flight Night · 3rd of October, 20142,321
Likes: 2219 Dislikes: 74
MLP: FiM Sex Adventure Second Person Anthro Human Alt. Universe Other Ember
You had one job. ONE!
You had one job. ONE !
Cover done by skuttz (tumblr and derpibooru)
Proofreaders: Ghost Pony Rider Socks zoarvek Flammenwerfer Damien Dark side
Chapters
Likes: 2192 Dislikes: 73
MLP: FiM Dark Adventure Comedy Human OC Other Changelings Griffons
A particularly stubborn human is lost in Equestria and is trying his damnedest to find a way out, while surviving the surprisingly difficult rigours of life in a land filled with cute talking animals. Hilarity ensues.
Character List: Courtesy of TruthHut (A work in progress)
Handy is not a happy man at the best of times.
He was even less happy to find himself in an alien world that offended the very laws of physics and got injured for his own stubborn refusal to accept the obvious path fate had apparently laid out for him.
For his trouble he is now on a journey, with the long term goal of finding his way back home, only to find himself involved in plots and machinations so far above his head and cares that he quickly becomes a pawn in a game played by powers who care not for his well-being.
Quite like his life back on Earth if you think about it.
Needless to say, Handy does not care for any of it. He is much more preoccupied with the more immediate and pressing mundane concerns of day to day life a human needs to worry about while in Equestria.
Obtaining a new pair of shoes for example.
All this and one almighty hangover, what's the worst that could happen?
Rated teen for harsh language and minor violence
Proofread by JBL , Jude and Usurper
Chapters Prologue - A bad start to a bad day · 26th of January, 20149,536
Chapter 1 - The meat of the issue · 1st of February, 20149,892
Chapter 2 - Machina Ex Deus · 6th of February, 201410,563
Chapter 3 - Hearts and Hooves day · 9th of February, 20148,928
Chapter 4 - Home is where the heart is · 15th of February, 20147,982
Chapter 5 - Questionable motives · 19th of February, 201412,101
Chapter 6 - Unforseen Consequences · 21st of February, 201413,543
Chapter 7 - Heavy Metal · 23rd of February, 20146,300
Chapter 8 - The Equestrian Express · 24th of February, 201413,820
Interlude - Diplomatic Affairs · 25th of February, 20143,329
Chapter 9 - Uncomfortable Discoveries · 25th of February, 20148,190
Chapter 10 - On a Wing and a Prayer · 27th of February, 20147,712
Chapter 11 - Taking Stock · 2nd of March, 20148,900
Chapter 12 - Its always Sunny in Canterlot · 3rd of March, 20149,169
Chapter 13 - An interview at Twilight · 3rd of March, 20147,169
Chapter 14 - A Quiet Moment. · 7th of March, 20149,653
Chapter 15 - The Colour of Silence · 9th of March, 20149,171
Chapter 16 - Canterlot's Close · 12th of March, 20146,482
Interlude - Unprepared · 15th of March, 20143,696
Chapter 17 - Down in Griffon Town (Revised) · 20th of March, 201414,191
Chapter 18 - Regrettable Decisions · 28th of March, 20146,728
Chapter 19 - A Rock and a Hard Place · 29th of March, 201416,808
April Fool's Day - Souls of Dark ness · 1st of April, 20143,463
Chapter 20 - Services Rendered · 6th of April, 20148,442
Chapter 21 - Fun with Feudalism · 20th of July, 201515,306
Chapter 22 - A Happy Occasion · 27th of July, 201512,189
Chapter 23 - First Impressions · 11th of April, 201411,563
Chapter 24 - The Lion, the Witch and the Warning · 29th of April, 201414,923
Chapter 25 - The Colour You Bleed · 21st of May, 201413,177
Chapter 26 - Blood and Thunder · 17th of June, 201411,947
Chapter 27 - Fire and Water · 21st of July, 201412,602
Interlude - Fairy Tales · 4th of August, 20144,579
Chapter 28 - A Dark Reflection · 11th of August, 20149,467
Chapter 29 - Lost and Found · 15th of September, 201416,626
Chapter 30 - The norm, not the exception · 29th of September, 201415,422
Chapter 31 - Hart in hand · 13th of October, 201418,861
Chapter 32 - Never split the party · 27th of October, 201411,381
Chapter 33 - A Vision in White · 10th of November, 201413,360
Chapter 34 - A Song and Dance · 1st of December, 201412,119
Chapter 35 - The Lady of the Lake · 8th of December, 201413,924
Chapter 36 - A Short Story · 19th of February, 201526,120
April Fool's Day - Pool's closed · 1st of April, 20158,171
Interlude - Sands, Shores and Simple Things. · 15th of December, 20145,483
Chapter 37 - Ghosts and Ghouls · 11th of March, 201521,105
Chapter 38 - Friends in Low Places · 25th of March, 201515,314
Chapter 39 - Chains of Blood · 22nd of April, 201516,976
Chapter 40 - Odds, Ends and Errands · 11th of May, 20159,336
Chapter 41 - A Farewell to Carrickmore · 25th of May, 201514,592
Chapter 42 - Cat's Paw · 8th of June, 201510,426
Chapter 43 - Rolling Thunder · 15th of June, 20159,835
Chapter 44 - Ticket to Ride · 29th of June, 201513,559
Interlude - Royal Pains · 6th of July, 20156,494
Chapter 45 - A Load of Bull · 17th of August, 201515,266
Chapter 46 - Away with the Faeries · 7th of September, 201521,020
Chapter 47 - The Hollow Queen · 22nd of September, 201515,121
Chapter 48 - Sleight of Hand · 7th of October, 201522,936
Interlude - Children of Men · 17th of November, 201514,924
Chapter 49 - A Spot of Tea · 7th of December, 201518,091
Chapter 50 - Don't Shoot the Messenger · 31st of December, 201513,066
Chapter 51 - Homecoming · 26th of January, 201616,444
Chapter 52 - Colour to the Blind · 2nd of March, 201612,376
Chapter 53 - The Prince and the Pauper · 11th of April, 201618,678
Chapter 54 - Better the Devil You Know · 31st of May, 201613,334
Chapter 55 - Pinkie Promise · 9th of August, 201617,152
Interlude - Warm Hearts · 12th of September, 201613,915
Chapter 56 - A Warm Welcome · 21st of December, 201618,519
Chapter 57 - Building Bridges · 1st of February, 20178,300
Chapter 58 - Pebbles and pitfalls · 17th of April, 20177,248
Chapter 59 - The Gauntlet · 19th of September, 20177,192
Chapter 60 - The Price of Hubris · 7th of November, 201712,032
Chapter 61 - Mending Hearts · 8th of January, 201810,291
Interlude - Questions and Answers · 6th of August, 20184,342
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As a fan of the show, I always loved Rainbow Dash and her cutie mark, but I never wanted it to appear on my leg! Now that it has, lots of things are getting weird around here. I'm a guy, not a mare! Cartoon ponies aren't real, right? (Matur
The 18+ version of my popular fic, Five Score, Divided by Four . This story was originally written in parallel to the Teen Rated version, which was published in 2013. Due to FimFic rules changing, I am now allowed to publish this version. Read this version over the original if you prefer your stories sprinkled with the occasional clop scene and more colorful language and actions . This isn't a clopfic, but fair warning, it contains a few explicit sex scenes.
Even though MLP:FiM ended a few years ago, my friends and I still loved the show. Stories, merch, fan art, I loved it all. Things started to get a weird though when I found myself with a cutie mark appearing on my leg. Humans aren't supposed to get cutie marks, so where did this come from? And what's going on with my hair?
Look what random people on the internet are saying about Five Score, Divided by Four
SWEET FILLY LUNA I AM FLIPPING MY SHIT RIGHT NOW
The only story on FimFiction to have me literally shaking with excitement.
One of the best things to come out of this fandom.
This made me change how I think about fictional worlds, imagination, and even reality
I continue to think of this story almost every week, even though it's been years since I first read it
Chapters *1. That wasn't there before. · 10th of September, 20133,752
*2. Quite the prank. · 10th of September, 20134,762
*3. Hair, what did I ever do to you? · 11th of September, 20135,029
*4. Five time cosplay champion! · 11th of September, 20135,595
*5. Last chance to buy. · 24th of November, 20139,216
*6. Full circle. · 24th of November, 201311,879
*7. So, now what? · 24th of November, 201311,067
*8. Emotions. · 24th of November, 201311,090
*9. Prima Nocta · 24th of November, 20139,530
*10. Answers. · 24th of November, 20139,630
*11. Home. · 24th of November, 20137,825
*12. Four under one roof. · 24th of November, 201312,299
*13. Here we go again... · 24th of November, 201312,344
*14. A tail of two sisters. · 25th of November, 20135,485
*15. Hey, this is useful. · 25th of November, 20137,807
*16. Leaving the North · 25th of November, 20137,720
*17. A stallion's life. · 25th of November, 20137,314
*18. Farewell fingers. · 25th of November, 20136,045
*19. Mares are nothing but trouble. · 25th of November, 20135,916
*20. Surprises. · 25th of November, 20138,605
*21. Zero Dark Thirty. · 25th of November, 201310,382
*22. Rescue Rangers. · 25th of November, 20136,201
*23. Dust settles. · 25th of November, 20134,936
*24. Cross country. · 25th of November, 20138,146
*25. Generosity. · 25th of November, 20137,918
*26. Reunion. · 25th of November, 20137,434
*27. Honesty. · 25th of November, 20137,144
*28. Subtle message. · 25th of November, 20134,318
*29. Preparing for the unknown. · 25th of November, 20134,870
*30. Ponies and ponies and ponies and... · 27th of November, 20137,019
*31. The way back. · 6th of January, 20145,049
*32. Leaving it all behind. · 27th of January, 20145,923
*33. Rift · 9th of March, 20146,525
*34. War. · 13th of April, 201410,718
*35. Loyalty. · 13th of April, 201415,992
*36. Aftermath · 28th of April, 20143,176
*37. Epilogue · 28th of April, 20146,897
~~Author's closing words & acknowledgements · 28th of April, 20141,412
