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MLP: FiM Sad Human Rainbow Dash Celestia Main 6
What would you do if you found a Filly Rainbow Dash in a box?
When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.
*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Dark Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia OC Discord Main 6
A twisted take on HiE stories
For Equus, humans have always been viewed as animals, creatures that could neither think nor reason. That's the way it has been since humans were first discovered nearly a thousand years ago. All that changes for Twilight Sparkle, newly crowned princess of Equestria, when she finds out that her human is as intelligent as she is.
Max, a human from Earth, finds himself stuck in a world where ponies rule and humans are treated as pets. Now, with the help of his "owner", he must adapt and learn his place in this new world. That shouldn't be too hard, right?
However, something unseen is lurking in the background, pulling strings, and a darkness stirs deep beneath Canterlot.
...and what dark secrets do the humans of Equestria hold?
Also contains the side story, Interlude: Sunbutt , staring here: Part One
Editing by: Malefactory , Captain Croissandwich , Tired Old Man , Exanime32 , Katherine Kerensky , Aussie Hard-Dick , Holy Macintosh , and others!
Dramatic Reading by Night Scribe: here here here here here here
Chapters Prologue: Standing in Your Grave · 21st of June, 20132,653
Chapter 1: Descent into Hell · 21st of June, 20134,835
Chapter 2: Breaching Hell · 28th of June, 20133,784
Chapter 3: Questions and Answers, part 1 · 5th of July, 20134,708
Chapter 4: Special Delivery, First Class · 12th of July, 20136,451
Chapter 5: Crepuscolo e Incubi Eterni · 19th of July, 20135,685
Chapter 6: Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of July, 20136,036
Chapter 7: Buyer Beware · 27th of July, 20134,742
Chapter 8: We Need To Talk / Questions and Answers, part 2 · 2nd of August, 20132,757
Chapter 9: A Fresh Start · 9th of August, 20132,571
Chapter 10: Having Fun with Your Human · 16th of August, 20136,641
Chapter 11: Bonding with Your Human · 23rd of August, 20137,096
Chapter 12: Beating the Heat with Your Human · 30th of August, 20134,104
Chapter 13: Meeting the Cakes (Guest Chapter) · 6th of September, 20135,413
Interlude: Rainbow Dash's Stunt Day (Guest Chapter) · 18th of January, 20145,814
Chapter 14: Your Family and Your Human · 13th of September, 201312,131
Chapter 15: The Horse You Rode In On · 20th of September, 20135,778
Chapter 16: The Gathering Storm · 27th of September, 20136,522
Chapter 17: 'The Greatest' is Here! · 4th of October, 201311,833
Chapter 18: Tell The Truth and Shame The Devil · 11th of October, 20137,785
Chapter 19: A Little Fall of Rain · 11th of October, 20134,620
Chapter 20: The Mind of a Mad Man · 18th of October, 20133,882
Chapter 21: Out of the Frying Pan... · 25th of October, 20136,577
Chapter 22: ...And Into The Fire / The Relationship of Pawn and King · 31st of October, 20135,319
Chapter 23: The Coming Dawn · 8th of November, 20137,342
Chapter 24: Truth Will Out · 15th of November, 20139,404
Chapter 25: Homeward Bound · 30th of November, 20138,127
Chapter 26: Chasing Rainbows · 6th of December, 20136,993
Interlude: On the Farm (Guest Chapter) · 20th of June, 20146,505
Chapter 27: Your Family and Your Human, part 2 · 15th of December, 201314,188
Chapter 28: Nightmare Night · 21st of December, 201316,780
Chapter 29: The Plucking of a Lyre · 31st of December, 201314,225
Interlude: Sunbutt ☼ · 31st of December, 20131,240
Chapter 30: The Health of Your Human · 10th of January, 20147,295
Chapter 31: The Grand Galloping Gala · 24th of January, 201411,258
Chapter 32: The Grand Galloping Gala, part 2: Black Pawns Released · 7th of February, 201411,359
Chapter 33: In the Depths of the Archives · 21st of February, 201411,369
Chapter 34: White Pawns on the Move · 7th of March, 201413,857
Interlude: The Judgment of Blueblood · 7th of March, 20142,517
Chapter 35: Anthropology · 21st of March, 201414,291
Chapter 36: This is Earth: My Childhood, My Home · 28th of March, 20149,635
Chapter 37: Competing with Your Human · 11th of April, 201411,161
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 2 ☼ · 12th of April, 20141,162
Chapter 38: Eating Out with Your Human · 25th of April, 20147,760
Chapter 39: The Infection and Your Human · 9th of May, 20149,961
Chapter 40: Cabin Fever · 23rd of May, 201410,003
Chapter 41: The Anomaly Meets the Vagabond · 6th of June, 20149,488
Chapter 42: Music and Your Human · 20th of June, 20149,253
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 3 ☼ · 20th of June, 20141,217
Chapter 43: Hearth's Warming Eve and the Oblivious King · 1st of August, 201428,319
Chapter 44: This is Earth: The Face of Humanity · 15th of August, 20148,686
Chapter 45: Tainted Love and Poison · 29th of August, 20148,214
Chapter 46: Rematch of Blood and Timber · 12th of September, 20149,149
Interlude: Aftermath and Blood Money · 16th of September, 20142,445
Interlude: Aftermath, part 2 · 23rd of September, 20142,713
Chapter 47: The Greatest Trick... · 26th of September, 201410,379
Chapter 48: The Ship Sets Sail · 10th of October, 201413,543
Chapter 49: Your Human and You · 31st of October, 20148,438
Chapter 50: Troubled Waters · 21st of November, 201411,360
Chapter 51: Leaking Chaos · 22nd of December, 20146,718
Interlude: 'Tis the Season · 25th of December, 20143,642
Chapter 52: The Heart Knows... · 23rd of January, 20158,780
Chapter 53: ...What the Mind Doesn't · 20th of February, 201510,202
Chapter 54: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 13th of April, 20159,076
Chapter 55: The Calm Before... · 24th of April, 20159,117
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 4 ☼ · 24th of April, 2015895
Chapter 56: The Truth of the Matter · 5th of June, 20158,491
Chapter 57: Sandpoint · 20th of June, 20159,152
Chapter 58: There But For The Grace of God Go I · 17th of July, 20157,582
Chapter 59: Where The Light Won't Find You · 25th of September, 201511,269
Chapter 60: While The Walls Come Tumbling Down · 25th of December, 201513,436
Chapter 61: The Fall of Canterlot · 12th of February, 201613,537
Chapter 62: Rise of the Humans · 26th of February, 201612,150
Chapter 63: Not a Fan of Puppeteers · 1st of April, 201616,451
Chapter 64: From the Ashes and the Dust · 13th of May, 201610,827
Interlude: 'Moonstache' · 18th of April, 20161,682
Chapter 65: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 1 · 5th of August, 20166,911
Chapter 66: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 2 · 16th of September, 20166,761
Chapter 67: This is My Kingdom Come · 1st of January, 201710,198
Chapter 68: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 1 · 3rd of March, 201712,002
Chapter 69: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 2 / The Light at the Edge of Insanity · 30th of June, 201712,742
Chapter 70: The State of the World and Those Who Live There In · 13th of March, 201812,836
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 5 ☼ · 13th of March, 2018918
Chapter 71: Life Returns To Normal… or as Normal as it Can Get · 28th of February, 20198,224
Epilogue: The Road Goes Ever On and On... · 28th of February, 20191,134
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MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse . If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.
I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Chapters Prologue · 23rd of November, 20124,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins... · 18th of September, 201217,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon · 18th of September, 20128,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No · 31st of August, 20129,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night · 19th of November, 201215,183
Chapter Five—Twilight’s challenge · 5th of September, 201210,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around · 7th of December, 201218,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks · 28th of August, 20127,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings · 19th of September, 201215,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted? · 14th of September, 20128,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala · 14th of September, 20128,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up · 2nd of September, 20128,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath. · 3rd of September, 201213,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this · 7th of December, 201213,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies · 16th of September, 20126,626
Special Christmas Chapter · 26th of December, 20123,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished · 17th of September, 201210,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom! · 7th of December, 201212,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war · 19th of September, 201213,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people. · 21st of September, 20124,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart · 4th of September, 20123,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor · 6th of September, 20127,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again · 7th of December, 20126,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight. Also, fuck dragons. · 6th of September, 201211,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt. · 30th of November, 201211,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day · 8th of December, 201218,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime · 8th of December, 201210,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home · 10th of November, 201212,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager · 7th of December, 201213,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions · 5th of October, 201210,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people! · 19th of November, 20128,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything · 5th of October, 20125,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties · 7th of December, 201215,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard · 8th of December, 201216,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt · 8th of December, 201225,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated · 7th of December, 201231,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot · 7th of December, 201215,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams · 20th of November, 201226,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away · 19th of October, 201216,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer · 26th of November, 20129,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot · 7th of December, 201227,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry · 7th of December, 201213,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters · 23rd of September, 20122,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines · 24th of October, 20129,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made · 8th of December, 201210,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive · 3rd of November, 201220,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells · 28th of October, 20127,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus · 7th of November, 201220,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting · 21st of November, 201210,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus · 7th of December, 201210,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend · 30th of September, 201213,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin · 4th of December, 20126,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs! · 19th of October, 201214,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs · 2nd of December, 201214,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance · 7th of December, 20128,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa · 8th of November, 20129,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me. · 19th of October, 20128,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival · 8th of November, 201211,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway · 20th of October, 201216,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy · 25th of November, 201212,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies · 20th of October, 201212,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night · 3rd of December, 20129,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes · 20th of October, 20128,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards... · 24th of November, 201214,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders · 5th of December, 201216,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man · 16th of November, 201215,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home · 8th of December, 201212,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking · 7th of December, 201214,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility · 17th of December, 201211,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come. · 20th of December, 201213,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this? · 6th of January, 201312,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games · 12th of January, 201320,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing · 18th of January, 201313,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day… · 26th of January, 201314,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world · 31st of January, 201314,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous · 10th of February, 201310,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something · 26th of February, 201318,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end · 16th of March, 201313,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests · 29th of March, 201321,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well… · 10th of April, 201311,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy · 16th of April, 201316,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself · 25th of April, 201311,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking · 2nd of May, 201320,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s? · 15th of May, 201318,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat · 25th of May, 201314,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest · 5th of June, 201316,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons. · 21st of June, 201316,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave · 9th of July, 201319,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences · 12th of July, 201313,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit · 20th of July, 201315,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat · 9th of August, 201313,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree · 13th of August, 201311,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two · 17th of August, 201312,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands · 25th of August, 201313,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit · 31st of August, 201312,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire · 3rd of September, 201314,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings · 8th of September, 201314,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole · 14th of September, 201315,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire · 28th of September, 201313,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again · 14th of October, 201312,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book... · 9th of November, 201322,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew · 19th of November, 201316,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle · 18th of December, 201315,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair... · 26th of December, 201314,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly · 28th of December, 201313,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business · 30th of December, 201314,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business · 3rd of January, 201413,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse · 6th of January, 201412,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City · 12th of January, 201413,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter · 15th of January, 201413,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby! · 21st of January, 201411,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted · 28th of January, 201414,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned · 21st of February, 201416,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon · 16th of March, 201417,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back · 8th of April, 201413,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming · 20th of April, 201412,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home · 1st of May, 201417,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen · 13th of May, 201416,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down · 28th of May, 201414,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville · 12th of July, 201414,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies · 10th of August, 201412,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms · 29th of August, 201413,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie's Challenge · 17th of September, 201415,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie's Comeuppance · 28th of September, 201421,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital · 29th of October, 201414,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change · 3rd of November, 20147,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 17th of November, 20147,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date · 24th of December, 20149,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure · 5th of February, 201510,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole · 2nd of March, 201510,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead · 26th of March, 20158,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit · 7th of April, 20157,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition · 26th of June, 201515,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time · 17th of August, 201510,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown · 7th of October, 201514,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four · 15th of December, 201527,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein · 23rd of January, 201615,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special · 8th of March, 201614,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay · 20th of April, 201614,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz · 4th of May, 201618,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat · 31st of May, 201615,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot · 30th of June, 201616,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors · 22nd of July, 201614,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two · 18th of August, 201615,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing · 11th of October, 201618,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot · 7th of November, 201612,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale · 15th of December, 201616,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling · 16th of January, 201720,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks · 8th of February, 201718,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii · 1st of March, 201715,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried · 21st of March, 201717,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads · 28th of April, 201716,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day · 4th of June, 20179,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day · 12th of July, 201718,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day · 24th of August, 201718,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking · 5th of September, 201719,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst · 17th of September, 201716,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six · 25th of September, 201716,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven · 8th of October, 201724,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight · 21st of October, 201713,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine · 2nd of November, 201719,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty · 11th of November, 201712,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One · 16th of November, 201719,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two · 27th of November, 201716,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three · 16th of December, 201715,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four · 30th of December, 201719,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five · 23rd of January, 201822,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six · 13th of February, 201821,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven · 1st of March, 201815,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight · 15th of March, 201818,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning · 9th of April, 201814,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour · 19th of April, 201813,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One · 26th of May, 201811,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two · 20th of June, 201815,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three · 11th of July, 201814,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four · 13th of July, 201835,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity · 15th of August, 201816,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six · 2nd of September, 201819,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions! · 15th of September, 201817,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight · 4th of October, 201814,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine · 4th of November, 201817,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty · 19th of November, 201816,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite · 2nd of December, 201810,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two · 14th of January, 201919,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three · 5th of February, 201921,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four · 14th of February, 201913,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five · 3rd of March, 201916,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table · 31st of March, 201925,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven · 22nd of April, 201923,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight · 13th of May, 201914,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine · 14th of May, 201914,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety · 5th of June, 201913,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One · 6th of July, 201920,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two · 19th of August, 201915,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three · 25th of September, 201922,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four · 24th of October, 201919,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five · 25th of November, 201924,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six · 31st of December, 201921,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven · 6th of February, 202018,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight · 26th of April, 202020,797
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MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Tragedy Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6 CMCs
An alien crash lands in Equestria. It calls itself human.
The Princesses find an alien creature barely clinging to life at the scene of a terrifying crash. Can the Combined Power of the Elements of Harmony save it, or more importantly, should they save it? Will the arrival of this strange creature tear Equestria apart?
TV Tropeshttps://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/Article2
Chapters ARTICLE 2 Part I · 29th of November, 201213,490
ARTICLE 2 Part II · 11th of December, 20127,195
ARTICLE 2 Part III · 27th of December, 20115,294
ARTICLE 2 Part IV · 27th of December, 20118,002
ARTICLE 2 Part V · 16th of October, 20125,088
ARTICLE 2 Part VI · 25th of October, 201216,171
ARTICLE 2 Part VII · 7th of November, 201223,711
ARTICLE 2 Part VIII · 8th of November, 20125,718
ARTICLE 2 Part IX · 9th of December, 20126,105
ARTICLE 2 Part X · 4th of February, 20137,988
ARTICLE 2 Part XI · 14th of June, 20134,740
ARTICLE 2 Part XII · 15th of June, 201310,035
ARTICLE 2 Part XIII · 1st of July, 20137,743
ARTICLE 2 Part XIV · 17th of February, 201415,874
ARTICLE 2 Part XV · 2nd of September, 201411,800
ARTICLE 2 Part XVI · 4th of October, 201520,956
ARTICLE 2 part XVII · 30th of May, 201614,234
ARTICLE 2 Part XVIII · 11th of February, 201819,066
ARTICLE 2 Part XIX · 18th of June, 20188,290
ARTICLE 2 Part XX · 25th of November, 20189,507
ARTICLE 2 Part XXI · 17th of December, 20197,993
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MLP: FiM Adventure Human Celestia Luna OC Main 6
As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation.
It is the year 2038, and the Earth is slowly being consumed by a space-borne monstrosity dubbed the Black Tide, which is using nanotechnology to remake the planet into something hideously alien.
Erin Olsen works for Project Harmonics, humanity's last-ditch effort to find a new world before the Tide can wipe them out. But when that world is found, and it turns out to be occupied, Erin will need to find the courage to face the unknown in order to save the inhabitants of both worlds.
(Many thanks to Easteu for the fantastic cover image for this story!)
Now with its own TV Tropes page
There is now a follow-up to this story: Sunflower - Side Projects Project Sunflower: Harmony
Chapters Introduction: The Black Tide · 25th of October, 20121,528
Chapter 1: Beginnings · 25th of October, 20123,577
Chapter 2: Gathering data · 16th of October, 20123,408
Chapter 3: Decisions · 16th of October, 20124,888
Chapter 4: To be a pony · 18th of October, 20126,969
Chapter 5: First steps · 19th of October, 20124,252
Chapter 6: Lunch with the ponies · 19th of October, 20125,207
Chapter 7: Ponyville · 19th of September, 20127,167
Chapter 8: Job hunting · 19th of October, 20125,566
Chapter 9: A Slightly Awkward tea · 16th of October, 20124,271
Chapter 10: Party time! · 19th of October, 20124,467
Chapter 11: The Dangers of Cake · 28th of October, 20125,101
Chapter 12: Stress and Relaxation · 29th of October, 20128,999
Chapter 13: Arrival in Canterlot · 19th of September, 20127,224
Chapter 14: A Day in the City · 19th of September, 20127,446
Chapter 15: A Magical World · 19th of October, 201212,992
Chapter 16: The Iron Pony Competition · 19th of October, 20127,517
Chapter 17: Running Through the Darkness · 6th of November, 20126,470
Chapter 18: Fallout · 19th of October, 20123,995
Chapter 19: Discussions · 9th of November, 20127,207
Chapter 20: Things get complicated · 19th of October, 201213,206
Chapter 21: Humans in Equestria · 12th of November, 20129,325
Chapter 22: Settling in · 19th of October, 201210,665
Chapter 23: Lost and Found · 19th of October, 20127,210
Side Story: Death is not for me · 25th of June, 20126,653
Chapter 24: Reunions · 12th of November, 20127,500
Chapter 25: Hope · 19th of October, 20127,930
Chapter 26: Travels · 19th of October, 20129,003
Chapter 27: Getting Reacquainted · 19th of October, 20128,472
Chapter 28:The calm before the storm · 19th of October, 20129,792
Chapter 29: Malachite and the Tide · 19th of October, 20128,949
Chapter 30: Aftershocks · 19th of October, 201210,016
Chapter 31: Harmony · 19th of October, 201210,709
Author's Notes · 8th of October, 20124,117
Bonus chapter: Project: Parody. Sunflower on a budget. · 8th of October, 20121,296
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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Luna Trixie Main 6
The entire series of FiM as a harem comedy, centering around a Rule 63 Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protoge of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon's return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he'll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did. (No clop scenes, I Pinkie Promise)
Hey, author of the story here. You might have noticed that there's a big ugly Cancelled at the bottom of all those chapters. This is only half true. The story is actually continuing under the name of a different author, White Rabbit. and by god, I hope you have a lot of spare time for that), go here for the continuation.
Chapters Mio Amore, No Me Gusta · 31st of July, 201210,174
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus · 1st of August, 20122,609
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 2 · 20th of October, 20124,979
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 3 · 20th of October, 20124,384
Dat Plot (and Subplot) · 13th of August, 20122,950
Dat Plot (and Subplot) Pt. 2 · 15th of August, 20123,085
DatPlot (and Subplot) Pt. 3 · 1st of September, 20123,173
Dusk meets Trixie · 20th of September, 20126,520
The Rise of Dovashy · 31st of August, 20122,271
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 2 · 6th of September, 20122,362
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 3 · 8th of September, 20122,937
Sleepovers and Shenanigans · 18th of September, 20122,754
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20121,408
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 3 · 14th of September, 20122,036
Wild Mass Guessing · 15th of September, 20124,597
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20121,818
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 3 · 4th of October, 20125,256
A Parasprite's POV · 6th of October, 20122,729
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20122,533
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 3 · 29th of October, 20127,401
Winter Wrap-Up (Or Not...) · 29th of October, 2012698
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever · 18th of November, 20125,728
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20127,040
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 3 · 13th of January, 20136,344
¡Traducción Española en Producción! · 16th of February, 201357
Rarity's Pussy · 18th of February, 20137,549
Intermission Chapter: The Date · 24th of February, 20132,694
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 2 · 28th of March, 20134,042
Deleted Scene: Celestia's Love Letter · 1st of April, 2013874
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 3 · 6th of April, 20134,563
Pinkieception · 10th of April, 20132,759
Pinkieception Pt. 2 · 13th of April, 20133,401
Pinkieception Pt. 3 · 18th of April, 20134,009
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Premiere · 27th of May, 20133,560
Intermission Chapter: Luna's Letters · 17th of July, 20131,334
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Movie · 22nd of August, 20136,287
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Crossover · 7th of April, 20142,372
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MLP: FiM Sad Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Prince Blueblood Main 6 Anon
Anon likes to keep to himself, but Celestia thinks he should make friends.
Anon likes his life to be simple. He wakes up, goes to work and sometimes gets himself a good book to read while he is home. It's a routine that he likes to follow, it makes him feel like he has a bit of normality with his life in Equestria. The fact that having Celestia come crashing into his home as part of his routine should prove that his life is anything but normal.
(Thanks to PeerImagination for editing!)
Chapters Really? · 26th of May, 20142,387
Really really · 29th of May, 20144,600
*Insert chapter here* · 7th of June, 20143,754
Do you even care what I title this? · 8th of June, 20142,595
Skyrim shuffle · 9th of July, 20142,598
Neigh Yes to Distress · 25th of July, 20142,929
When life gives you lemons · 27th of July, 20142,717
Two to tango, three to get married. · 30th of July, 20143,350
Fool me once, fool me twice · 31st of July, 20144,713
In the eye of the beholder · 23rd of August, 20145,074
The coming dawn · 28th of August, 20142,637
Morning ritual · 23rd of September, 20144,191
Lightning strikes twice · 12th of October, 20146,356
How many friends have you made today? · 13th of November, 20149,314
You're gonna carry that friendship · 9th of December, 20149,066
Friendship is optional · 27th of April, 20155,743
Likes: 4518 Dislikes: 218
MLP: FiM Comedy Human Celestia Cheerilee OC Main 6 CMCs
A non-brony is transported to Equestria
I'd heard about the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic from my college roommate who is way too into the show. Disturbingly so, actually, but good gravy I would never watch the darned thing! What am I, five? I've got better things to do with my time than watch a silly little girl's show. However, that didn't stop... something from transporting me into the world of the show, so here I am... in Equestria... trying to get home. This is gonna be interesting.
Special thanks to GuyFace, Jack Kellar, Storm Shaker, Spiffy McSquee, and Goober Trooper for helping me with this one!
Chapters Prologue · 19th of May, 2013795
Uh-oh · 24th of November, 20126,580
We All Make Mistakes... · 24th of November, 20124,419
New Clothes · 28th of November, 20125,255
YOU PINKIE PROMISED!!! · 24th of November, 20123,083
Cupcakes · 24th of November, 20123,009
Sugarcube Corner · 24th of November, 20122,444
The Cake Twins · 24th of November, 20124,798
Show and Tell · 24th of November, 20126,949
Lord I was Born A Ramblin' Man · 21st of November, 20124,161
They Find Out · 9th of November, 20123,042
Going to the Gala · 25th of November, 20123,680
The Gala · 2nd of December, 201213,630
Citizen Powell · 5th of December, 20125,179
Homeless Dog Barking · 15th of December, 20124,134
I'm Still Not a Brony and Now I'm Outta Equestria · 18th of December, 20124,325
Non Canon Deleted Scene: Hellfire · 20th of December, 20121,404
TD Trolls the Canterlot Intellectual Elite · 20th of December, 20124,349
Q&A · 24th of December, 20122,197
Q&A 2 · 24th of December, 20122,089
TD Meets Poison Joke and That Only Begins His Problems · 1st of January, 20138,829
TD and the Lyra · 4th of January, 20133,970
Royal Love Can be a Royal Pain in the-- · 10th of January, 20139,433
Canon Deleted Scene: Talents · 16th of January, 20131,433
Non Canon Deleted SceneTD Trolls the D.O.R.K.S. Part II · 12th of January, 20134,846
Link to the sequel · 6th of February, 201365
Likes: 4444 Dislikes: 94
MLP: FiM Adventure Sci-Fi Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna OC Carrot Top Main 6
A mysterious predator haunts the White Tail Woods... one that is deadly, terrifying, and...nice?
This is the first book of The Humanity Within Trilogy. Its sequel is What I've Done.
I wasn't always like this, a monster, running through the woods on an alien planet. I was once a man. I had dreams, a girlfriend, and a great job.
Now I'm a beast, a demon the like of which the world I've become stranded on has never seen before, scraping by on the fringes of society, hiding from the natives, and doing my best to avoid notice.
After all, who could ever be friends with a monster?
Cover Image done by the very talented PaintSplotch! You can find his FimFic account here. And here is his DeviantArt Account! ThatPonyWithASword. Admiral Applejack. JXWheeler
Chapters Chapter I · 18th of August, 20141,247
Chapter II · 24th of August, 20141,628
Chapter III · 10th of September, 20143,053
Chapter IV · 12th of September, 20143,104
Chapter V · 16th of September, 20142,124
Chapter VI · 17th of September, 20142,296
Chapter VII · 24th of September, 20143,685
Chapter VIII · 30th of September, 20143,315
Chapter IX · 5th of October, 20143,296
Chapter X · 24th of October, 20143,566
Chapter XI · 30th of October, 20142,860
Chapter XII · 10th of November, 20143,537
Chapter XIII · 14th of November, 20143,914
Chapter XIV · 26th of November, 20142,075
Epilogue · 4th of December, 2014572
Likes: 4253 Dislikes: 144
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe OC Other Main 6 CMCs
What happens when a middle age brony wakes up in the body of a foal? And when no one believes him?
Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize? I have, once before. This time was not all that different. Headache? Check. Dry mouth? Check. Upset stomach? Check. Hooves? Uhm, that one is new.
Hi, I'm Bruce and I'm 32. Currently, I'm in a light blue Earth Pony foal's body no one has ever seen before. The rest of Equestria thinks I'm 9 and something really traumatic happened to me. It doesn't help I swear like a sailor and I could really go for a smoke right about now. I just hope that the Everfree Forest, rampaging monstrosities, evil dark abominations against God and the Cutie Mark Crusaders don't kill me before I have just one last drag.
Oh, and ponies are hella creepy when you really think about it. Geez.
A little comedy side project. EDIT: HAHA Main project. More characters to be added if I get that far. Categories might be refined as I write. Entire thing is unplanned except vaguely. Don't Expect excessive cursing to be written out, just hinted at . Oh, and as the character is a 30-ish year old in the body of a 9 year old, sexual jokes might exists but sex itself will not occur.
Special thanks to user Momomojito for the awesome-tastic picture! First fanart, I'm so HAPPY. I've gotten more since then! I should collect it all here. Collected!
Chapters 1 - Anyone Get the Number of that Bus? · 2nd of July, 20121,858
2 - A Funny Way of Coming to Grips with the Horror of Existence · 4th of July, 20121,317
3 - What do You do with a Drugged Up Colt? · 6th of July, 20121,435
4 - I Hope They Have Indoor Plumbing · 6th of July, 20121,094
5 - Tempting Fate is Always a Winning Plan · 19th of July, 20121,664
6 - Bye, Bye Missus Pinkie Pie · 22nd of August, 20121,643
Interlude 1: Intake Report/Initial Assessment · 23rd of July, 2012972
7 - Pony SOAP Opera · 15th of August, 20121,677
8 - Family Matters · 21st of July, 20121,908
9 - Wherein Bruce Becomes a Complete Dick · 26th of July, 20121,517
9.5 - Another View: Cup Cake, Sugar and Spice · 29th of July, 20121,466
10 - Emotional Log Ride · 29th of July, 20121,893
11 - I Fought the Law and You Know the Rest · 30th of July, 20122,113
12 - Bacon Flavored Bacon · 11th of August, 20122,298
13 - Urine for a Surprise! · 6th of August, 20121,785
14 - PARTY HARDLY · 10th of August, 20121,749
15 - Interview with a Child Psychiatrist · 12th of August, 20122,940
Interlude 2: Comprehensive Behavioral Assessment · 22nd of August, 20121,783
16 - You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Party · 15th of August, 20123,601
17 - Of Mares and Men · 25th of August, 20121,557
18 - Impending Frilly Socks · 26th of August, 20121,955
Interlude: Frillius Sockus Interuptus · 2nd of September, 20122,560
19 - Frilly Socks Part 1 · 5th of September, 20121,417
20 - Frilly Socks Part 2: Revenge of the Soap · 9th of September, 20127,430
21 - Frilly Socks Part 3: Son of Frill · 25th of September, 20126,414
22 - Frilly Socks Part OMGPLZSTOP: The Return of the Revenge of the Bad Joke · 6th of October, 20121,970
23 - Lovesong · 25th of October, 20124,767
24 - In Sickness and in Health · 16th of November, 20124,574
Cut Content: 'Spring'time for Brucey and Equestria! · 28th of November, 20123,668
25 - Down with a Sickness · 13th of January, 20138,876
26 - Bruce has diphtheria. Press SPACE BAR to continue. · 2nd of February, 20133,127
27 - Feeling Stupid and Contagious · 9th of May, 20133,873
28 - Eyes Wide Shut · 17th of May, 20131,887
Interlude 4: Parabola Parable · 2nd of July, 20132,686
OH MAN FAKE CHAPTER SPOILERS FOR THE REAL ONE · 12th of July, 2013469
29 - From the Mouths of Foals · 17th of July, 20135,311
Interlude 5: YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER · 25th of August, 20134,248
30 - A Meeting of ... Minds? · 4th of March, 201416,145
31 - Delayed Reaction · 21st of March, 20142,401
32 - Soap and the Flavors Of · 5th of May, 20143,980
33 - Big Boy Toys · 25th of September, 20144,480
34 - ... oops? · 1st of April, 2015883
34 - Let's Do Lunch · 9th of September, 20153,209
Likes: 4084 Dislikes: 56
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Alt. Universe Twilight Rarity Discord Main 6 CMCs
When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales.
Everypony enjoys myths and ponytales, even if they know such things aren't real. Alicorns fighting against a spirit of chaos? An ancient princess trapped in a library under a tree, waiting to be found? Quite enchanting and fantastic tales yes, but nonetheless as fictional as Daring Do and other such stories. At least, that's what Rarity used to think.
She doesn't anymore.
Dedicated to Annuska for being as amazing a writer as she is a friend.
Patreon! an old oneshot . Arctic Waters // Graphic Design and Typography by Swan Song .
Chapters ~ Act I ~ 01 ~ The Library in the Forest ~ · 11th of February, 20159,769
~ Interlude I ~ A Research Log ~ · 26th of February, 2015686
~ Act I ~ 02 ~ The Princess in the Library ~ · 26th of February, 20156,984
~ Act I ~ 03 ~ The Questions in the Labyrinth ~ · 29th of March, 201512,942
~ Act I ~ 04 ~ The Princess Parade ~ · 11th of April, 20159,070
~ Act I ~ 05 ~ The Dragon Library ~ · 25th of May, 20157,169
~ Act I ~ 06 ~ The Broken Promise ~ · 20th of June, 20157,768
~ Interlude II ~ A Letter to Twilight ~ · 27th of July, 2015398
~ Act I ~ 07 ~ The Search For Princess Booky ~ · 27th of July, 201514,297
~ Act I ~ 08 ~ The Last Letter of Fritter Cobbler ~ · 1st of September, 201512,090
~ Act I ~ 09 ~ The Shadow on the Wall ~ · 19th of September, 201511,541
~ Act I ~ 10 ~ The Party Mare and Her Secret ~ · 14th of October, 20155,308
~ Act I ~ 11 ~ The Broken Star ~ · 18th of October, 20159,435
~ Act I ~ 12 ~ The Professor's Theory ~ · 13th of November, 20158,296
~ Interlude III ~ A Filly's Dream ~ · 13th of November, 20153,543
~ Act II ~ 13 ~ The Princess' Request ~ · 19th of December, 20159,561
~ Act II ~ 14 ~ The Missing Owl ~ · 8th of February, 20166,943
~ Act II ~ 15 ~ The Kitten and the Butterfly ~ · 29th of February, 20169,926
~ Interlude IV ~ An Untold Bedtime Story ~ · 28th of March, 20166,514
~ Act II ~ 16 ~ The Dragon Falls ~ · 26th of April, 20167,987
~ Act II ~ 17 ~ The Dragon Thief ~ · 24th of May, 20168,231
~ Act II ~ 18 ~ The Dragon Sacrifice ~ · 26th of July, 201610,565
~ Act II ~ 19 ~ The Promise Of A Future Meeting ~ · 10th of September, 20167,847
~ Act II ~ 20 ~ The Wrangled Maze ~ · 22nd of December, 20169,540
~ Act II ~ 21 ~ The Checklist Conversation ~ · 1st of January, 20175,322
~ Act II ~ 22 ~ The Secret of Heart's Haven ~ · 11th of January, 20179,283
~ Act II ~ 23 ~ The Library's Revelations ~ · 19th of January, 20177,115
~ Interlude V ~ A Filly's Nightmare ~ · 10th of February, 20173,520
~ Act II ~ 24 ~ The Light of the Library ~ · 13th of February, 20178,399
~ Act III ~ 25 ~ The Old Castle's Secret ~ · 27th of February, 20179,111
~ Act III ~ 26 ~ The Legacy From Long Ago ~ · 6th of March, 20175,366
~ Act III ~ 27 ~ The Princess's Last Letter ~ · 19th of March, 20178,563
~ Interlude VI ~ A Vision I ~ · 19th of March, 2017406
~ Act III ~ 28 ~ The Three Stallions ~ · 27th of March, 20179,972
~ Interlude VII ~ A Vision II ~ · 27th of March, 2017860
~ Act III ~ 29 ~ The Longest Night ~ · 31st of March, 201714,451
~ Interlude VIII ~ A Better Future ~ · 4th of April, 2017588
~ Act III ~ 30 ~ The Magic of Hollow Shades ~ · 18th of May, 20175,854
~ Act III ~ 31 ~ The Tale of the Four Princesses ~ · 25th of May, 20177,205
~ Interlude IX ~ An Enchanted Library ~ · 25th of May, 20173,935
~ Act III ~ 32 ~ The Curse of the Everfree ~ · 1st of June, 201710,079
~ Act III ~ 33 ~ The Shared Memories ~ · 7th of June, 20178,620
~ Act III ~ 34 ~ The Return to Canterlot Castle ~ · 7th of June, 20176,148
~ Act III ~ 35 ~ The Last Seeking Night ~ · 8th of June, 20175,629
~ Act III ~ 36 ~ The Seamstress in the Library ~ · 8th of June, 20178,758
~ ??? ~ A Long Wait ~ End of Book I ~ · 14th of June, 20171,553
Likes: 3993 Dislikes: 92
MLP: FiM Adventure Drama Alt. Universe Celestia Luna OC Main 6 Chrysalis
Thanks to the love bomb at the Royal Wedding, Princess Celestia is revealed to be a Changeling Queen. How will Equestria, deal with this? And why is Celestia a Changeling Queen in the first place?
At the Royal Wedding, Chrysalis and the Changelings were revealed to all of Equestria.
But another mask was torn away that day. A mask born for a thousand years. A mask created on one promise. A mask, that has become synonymous, fused, to its bearer.
A mask that when ripped off, causes Twilight, her friends and Luna to question everything they ever knew about the one pony, one very important pony.
At the Royal Wedding, the meaning of the phrase 'Princess Celestia' changes forever.
NOTE: Chrysalis is NOT Celestia!!! That'd be impossible to pull off.
Credits to: Plainoasis for the design of the cover art https://angelea-phoenix.deviantart.com/art/Contest-entry-Changeling-Celestia-337023552
Pre-read/edited by Zervziel ,Blankscape , FinalFan , Courage Fire Aurora Borealis
Side Stories to this can be found: here .
Contribute to the TV Tropes Page (thanks to Babs_Seed72 for getting it up)
Chapters Prologue: The Promise (Majorly Rewritten) · 11th of February, 2013362
Chapter 1: The Life of an Actress · 11th of February, 20133,103
Chapter 2: The Royal Wedding · 13th of February, 20132,347
Chapter 3: Prelude to the Trial · 17th of February, 20132,167
Chapter 4: A Way to the Truth · 22nd of February, 20132,144
Chapter 5: Realization · 26th of February, 20132,189
Chapter 6: Stories · 9th of March, 20134,762
Chapter 7: The Night Alternia Died · 19th of April, 20133,750
Chapter 8: The Dawn of a New Celestia · 4th of May, 20133,784
Alternia: Question and Answer Session · 18th of May, 20139,683
Chapter 9: To Comfort the Moon · 15th of June, 20133,662
Chapter 10: New Promises · 25th of July, 20134,195
Chapter 11: New Developments · 24th of September, 20137,062
Chapter 12: The Drawing of the Lines · 23rd of October, 20137,045
Chapter 13 Life Changing Decisions · 18th of November, 20135,152
Chapter 14 Vestiges of Peace · 14th of January, 20145,872
Chapter 15: Queen meets Princess · 25th of January, 20146,689
Chapter 16: The Precipice · 26th of February, 20147,341
Chapter 17: Night Talk and Fencing · 25th of March, 20146,430
Chapter 18: Trust and Traitors · 17th of June, 201411,038
Chapter 19: Twilight Time · 7th of November, 20143,695
Chapter 20: Sisters · 8th of November, 20144,537
Chapter 21: Mother and Daughter · 9th of November, 20146,642
Chapter 22: A Convenant Takes Shape · 7th of March, 20156,437
Chapter 23: Twilight Time #2, Entomology · 8th of March, 20154,048
Chapter 24: What Goes Around Comes Around · 9th of March, 20156,325
Chapter 25: Fall · 14th of July, 201513,027
Chapter 26: Reactions · 15th of July, 20155,382
Chapter 27: Raising the Sun · 16th of July, 20155,079
Chapter 28: An Offer · 17th of July, 20153,867
Chapter 29: Into a New Dawn · 22nd of July, 20153,698
Chapter 30: The End? · 22nd of July, 2015506
Infinite Horizons Guest Chapter · 26th of February, 20145,920
Likes: 3977 Dislikes: 74
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Random Human Zecora OC Main 6
Why the heck did I turn into Pinkie Pie?!
Okay, I don't know if anyone can hear this, or read this, or whatever, but I'm trying my best to use Pinkie Pie's legendary fourth-wall-breaking powers to try and get a message out.
If you can hear this, I need help. I'm in Equestria, and man, this is strange. But I'm also stuck in Pinkie Pie's body, for some reason.
Yes, it's just as weird as it sounds. And now, I need your help... because all the ponies in this town think I'm crazy!
Chapters Um... hello? · 29th of June, 20122,333
Sorry about that · 30th of June, 20121,984
Now, where was I? · 29th of June, 20122,874
Good morning! · 1st of July, 20122,930
The food here is terrible · 13th of September, 20122,426
And so, I escaped! · 24th of October, 20122,665
Okay, forget about that. · 14th of July, 20122,535
This place is kind of creepy · 30th of July, 20122,625
Hurray, it's time for the Epic Adventure of Awesomeness! · 24th of October, 20122,867
So, I fell asleep... again. · 4th of September, 20122,666
There's one thing I learned last night... · 24th of October, 20122,787
So much for a peaceful lunch · 4th of September, 20122,763
It's time to get going! · 13th of September, 20123,402
Bleh! It's really musty in here... · 12th of September, 20123,343
And then I had my head examined. · 27th of September, 20123,274
That's when things got REALLY crazy! · 8th of October, 20124,146
Don't worry, it's all good. · 6th of October, 20123,099
This place is amazing! · 14th of October, 20124,649
Yep. It's me, again. · 14th of October, 2012878
Likes: 3822 Dislikes: 151
MLP: FiM Sex Dark Comedy Human Rainbow Dash Other Main 6
Have you ever woken up as a vegan cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix it
Have you ever woken up as a vegetarian cartoon pony? I have, and she won’t shut up about it. I’m stuck in her body as our minds swap control and our memories blur. I can’t seem to do anything right, and it’s even worse when she’s in charge.
Now, we’re in a back and forth war for control of her body. I just want to eat meat again, and have a little personal space. She’s convinced I’m hitting on her friends and trying to score. I’m not sure I can survive the rest of the day, let alone until we fix this.
Edits by: Selbi , Abcron , Breath of Plagues , Refro , Jaestring , The Parasprite , Starbound Gurren SkeeterTL , Solidfire , Penjacker , TypewriterError , Pearple Prose Tsitra360 V1.1-Rated teen sex for strong innuendo. V1.2-Pinkie Pie now enforcing RIAA guidelines.
Chapters 1. Unexpected House Guest · 23rd of August, 20135,105
2. Awkward Misadventure for Two · 26th of August, 20135,034
3. New Pony Party · 2nd of September, 20135,704
4. Three Can Keep a Secret · 10th of September, 20135,767
5. Attempts at Normalcy · 11th of September, 20135,382
6. Facing Reality · 14th of September, 20137,040
7. That Escalated Quickly · 18th of September, 20137,126
8. The 20th Century Limited · 23rd of September, 20134,127
9. Full of Surprises · 29th of September, 20136,519
10. Same Crap, Different Day · 4th of October, 20137,363
11. We Need To Go Deeper. · 10th of October, 20134,525
12. In Sickness And Health · 27th of October, 20135,314
13. Blackout · 18th of November, 20133,758
14. Never a Dull Moment · 1st of December, 20136,861
15. Dash of Insanity · 10th of December, 20136,886
16. In The End · 17th of December, 20134,907
17. Epilogue · 20th of December, 20131,579
---- Bonus: Dash's Journal, prequel edition ---- · 6th of January, 20142,300
Likes: 3810 Dislikes: 75
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Zecora OC Main 6 CMCs
a human gets cut off from his group while traversing a mountain. finds himself in a strange land
A young man lost in the hilly embrace of a mountain sleeps the night away under a knot of tree roots. When he wakes he will find himself thrust into a strange new environment, the Everfree Forest. With only his pack and his experience as a Boy Scout to aid him, he must survive, make sense of his surroundings and with some luck, ultimately find his way home. What does one do after wandering beyond the edge of the map? And better yet...
What if you are not alone?
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I have been reading fan fiction here for a while and wanted to give something back.
Rated teen for strong language
Awesome cover art by Carnelian . Seriously, the guy has major skills with how fast he drew this up.
and of course ALL CHARACTERS / REFERENCES BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS. “MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC” IS OWNED BY HASBRO
NO PROFIT WAS MADE IN THE CREATION / DISTRIBUTION PLEASE DONT SUE ME OR ANY PARTY THAT DISTRIBUTES THIS WORK (unless they try to sell it, then by all means go nuts)
Chapters Taking a Tumble in the Wood · 30th of October, 20127,391
A Missed Turn, a Chance Meeting · 1st of November, 20128,528
Night and Day · 27th of November, 20128,295
Out and About · 27th of November, 20127,971
Tooth, Timber and Ax · 27th of October, 20126,422
Silent Steps · 27th of October, 201212,321
Daybreak Breakaway · 27th of October, 20127,286
Up, Over and Onwards · 1st of November, 20126,163
Retaliatory Trespassing · 19th of February, 20135,381
Mediations Managed · 28th of July, 20137,119
Sidetracks and Gametrails · 1st of March, 20145,484
Showdown at High Noon · 5th of February, 20167,684
Likes: 3809 Dislikes: 103
MLP: FiM Adventure Human Celestia Luna Zecora OC Main 6
A man finds himself in a colorful world of magic... unable to talk to its residents, thought to be a monster, hunted and desperately seeking a way to return home.
Peter Collins. Full-time copy clerk; part-time competitive shooter and sketch artist. Not the most glorious life, but for an independent 26-year-old looking to make his way up the corporate ladder, it's not a bad start.
But the thing about one-in-a-million chances is that somebody has to be that one. And Pete has just found himself the winner of a bizarre cosmic lottery, giving him a free one-way trip into a land of magic and wonder: Equestria.
Unfortunately, the locals are skittish, distrustful of anything not their own, and outright terrified of whatever might be threatening to them. And with no way to speak to or understand them, what might have been a trip through paradise becomes a journey through a living hell, where the simplest of misunderstandings can bring the most dire of consequences. Alone, confused and desperate, Peter wages a one-man battle to escape a land seemingly out to get him, searching for a way back home, while the forces that protect this magical nation- ignorant of his goals and terrified that he may be a threat- do all they can to capture him.
How far can fear push us apart, what can it push us to do, when communication is impossible?
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Partial rewrite finished. See this blog post for details.
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Rated Teen for language and violence. This story was inspired in part by A Voice Among the Strangers by Tystarr , as well as Over the Edge and Through the Wood by JarOfHearts . Cover art graciously provided by the talented Sonson-Sensei ! Also look here for the original cover art provided by Armalite .
Now with its own TV Tropes page due to the heroic efforts of redandready45 .
Chapters Rock And a Hard Place · 31st of July, 20132,263
One Rain-Swept Evening · 1st of August, 20131,692
Dawning Realizations · 3rd of August, 20135,025
Trails · 8th of August, 20132,734
On the Road To... Somewhere · 14th of August, 20133,768
New Exhibits · 20th of August, 20137,394
Loosed · 28th of August, 20139,120
Sidetracked · 4th of September, 20136,366
(Un)Settled · 11th of September, 20137,067
Making Progress · 18th of September, 20136,578
Rained Out · 25th of September, 20138,369
Back At It · 2nd of October, 20137,269
End Of the Run · 13th of October, 20137,177
The Art of Communication · 23rd of October, 20138,188
Behind Golden Eyes · 3rd of November, 20135,551
The Setup... · 13th of November, 20134,846
...And the Delivery · 21st of November, 20135,641
A Show of Trust · 28th of November, 20135,590
Turning the Corner · 29th of December, 20135,847
The Power of Words · 10th of January, 20145,373
Under Protest · 16th of January, 20144,711
New in Town · 24th of January, 20144,933
Winter Warmth · 27th of January, 20145,173
Turnaround · 6th of February, 20147,442
On With the Show · 22nd of February, 20146,946
Raising the Stakes · 7th of March, 20147,845
Heartfelt · 28th of March, 20147,343
Ultimatums · 13th of April, 20147,531
Field of (Bad) Dreams · 29th of April, 20149,715
Untethered · 14th of May, 201410,821
Intrusion · 4th of June, 20148,341
When A Door Closes... · 3rd of July, 20149,135
Impact · 14th of October, 201412,311
The Only Constant is Change · 18th of October, 20149,451
Two Bars (Epilogue) · 18th of October, 2014689
Likes: 3327 Dislikes: 58
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Main 6 CMCs Changelings
A changeling is thrown out of the changeling hive and ends up in a familiar village.
A single changeling is blamed for making Chrysalis' plan to take over Equestria fail. He's banished and thrown out of the hive, ending up somewhere far away.
Luckily, he ends up not too far from a certain well-known village, where he can feed to his heart's content.
Needless to say, not everything goes according to plan.
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Now with a French version, courtesy of Wansdich, here .here . And even more here !here .Featured on Equestria Daily!
Chapters Chapter 1 · 6th of July, 20121,581
Chapter 2 · 6th of July, 20121,744
Chapter 3 · 4th of June, 20121,720
Chapter 4 · 4th of June, 20121,377
Chapter 5 · 7th of August, 20122,489
Chapter 6 · 5th of June, 20121,887
Chapter 7 · 21st of August, 20123,046
Chapter 8 · 14th of June, 20122,455
Chapter 9 · 18th of June, 20123,192
Chapter 10 · 6th of August, 20123,789
Likes: 3284 Dislikes: 86
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Celestia OC Other Main 6
TD's journey around the lands outside of Equestria
After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?
Edited by the amazing Jack Kellar and Marioland1
Special thanks to MyHobby for the cover art!!
Chapters He Was Never the Center · 6th of January, 20132,424
Crystals · 6th of January, 20133,477
Why? · 24th of January, 20134,074
The Bizzare Aquisition of Oswald Q. Phoenix · 21st of February, 20134,144
Soundspeed · 27th of February, 20133,685
TD Learns Some Odd Things and Meets the First of The Intelligent Races · 4th of March, 20134,023
Die Diamanten-Hunde on Third Base · 12th of March, 20133,060
You Know, Soundspeed Isn't the Only One Who Can Kick Plot · 20th of March, 20135,497
TD and the Zebras · 27th of March, 20133,609
Catch the Chicken, Rocky · 8th of April, 20136,782
Hansit · 25th of April, 20133,834
Facepalming My Phoenix · 24th of May, 20133,887
Schunie · 3rd of July, 20135,911
Preparation · 22nd of July, 20135,214
The Ultimate Showdown · 7th of August, 20136,114
Of All the Dumb Luck... · 8th of August, 20133,837
Uh, No Thank You · 20th of August, 20133,374
Why Me? · 24th of August, 20132,659
The Clans · 31st of August, 20136,156
Saddle Arabia · 2nd of September, 20133,833
Another Goes Down · 8th of September, 20132,607
Whodunit · 13th of September, 20134,919
Queen Chrysalis is a Total Idiot · 15th of September, 20132,789
Chrysalis gets Mad... and Then I Do · 16th of September, 20134,141
Twilight's Tribute · 17th of September, 20133,440
The Crystal Heart · 18th of September, 20135,242
Debriefing · 18th of September, 2013429
All I Can Do · 18th of November, 2013479
Likes: 3232 Dislikes: 149
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Random Human Discord Main 6 King Sombra Changelings Tirek
A human, after a tragic accident, ends up in the body of Lord Tirek. It all goes downhill from there.
After a tragic accident, a human ends up in Lord Tirek's body, as part of an attempt to reform the villain after his recent escapades. While the hero of our tale is trying to make sense of his new surroundings, the rest of Equestria thinks that the most terrible threat that their world has ever seen is back...Shadow Bolt
Chapters Seriously, I Have No Idea! My Name's Conrad! · 27th of December, 20144,542
I'm Twenty-Six, And Recently Graduated College! I Just Got My Masters In Structural Engineering, For Pity's Sake! · 29th of December, 20147,674
I Build Things! I Don't Break Things! Except Maybe When I'm Drunk, And I Trip On Something! · 31st of December, 20144,306
I Swear, I Wasn't The Guy Who Blew Up Your House! · 2nd of January, 20153,181
Throwing You At A Mountain? Do I Look Like The Kind Of Guy Who'd Do That?! Wait, Don't Answer That! · 3rd of January, 20155,560
I Know You Have No Reason To Believe Me... · 6th of January, 20153,513
In Fact, I'm Pretty Sure My Words Are Falling On Deaf Ears... · 10th of January, 20152,450
But I Swear To You, I'm Not Lying! · 14th of January, 20152,629
We Don't Have Time For This! · 18th of January, 20151,998
While We're Arguing Here... · 23rd of January, 20153,308
Things Are Spinning Out Of Control! · 30th of January, 20153,978
(A Brief Interlude...) · 31st of January, 20151,033
You're Not Buying It, Are You? · 7th of February, 20155,042
Crud. Well, You Can't Blame Me For Trying, Right? · 12th of February, 20152,916
I Had You Going There For A Minute, Didn't I? · 19th of February, 20153,766
No? Really? Am I That Transparent? · 25th of February, 20154,318
Alright, Fine, Just Not In The Face... OWWW MY FACE!!! · 4th of March, 20154,360
Likes: 3224 Dislikes: 279
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Gilda Trixie OC Main 6 Diamond Dogs
Name's Griffin, I'm sarcastic, I'm crude, and I'm a brony.
I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.
Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.
Chapters Well, This Is Original (1) · 2nd of August, 20121,299
Can I Get The Number Of That Bus? (2) · 27th of July, 20123,017
Life In The Wild (3) · 27th of July, 20121,476
I'm A Badass? (4) · 27th of July, 20123,161
Breakdown (5) · 5th of September, 20123,645
On The Road Again (6) · 27th of July, 20123,761
Too Peaceful (7) · 27th of July, 20122,293
New In Town (8) · 27th of July, 20123,507
Explanation (9) · 27th of July, 20122,853
Training (10) · 27th of July, 20122,288
Breakout (11) · 12th of August, 20123,159
Test (12) · 6th of August, 20124,693
Freedom (13) · 13th of April, 20123,733
Letters (14) · 14th of August, 20122,796
Preparation (15) · 9th of April, 20123,206
Other Side (16) · 14th of April, 20123,327
Price (17) · 2nd of April, 20122,331
Daring and Scooby Doo (18) · 6th of April, 20124,235
Duel (19) · 28th of September, 20125,812
More Letters and Other Side (20) · 14th of April, 20124,544
Did I Mention I'm A Pirate? (21) · 13th of April, 20123,291
Here Kitty Kitty (22) · 5th of August, 20124,310
Heartfelt (23) · 18th of April, 20123,149
Arachnophobia (24) · 16th of June, 20123,934
Magic, *Snort Snort* (25) · 31st of July, 20123,069
Diplomacy Part 1 (26) · 25th of April, 20122,660
Diplomacy Part 2 (27) · 27th of May, 20122,668
Diplomacy Part 3 (28) · 13th of July, 20122,708
Blood (29) · 8th of May, 20124,568
Parenthood (30) · 9th of June, 20123,489
Greed (31) · 13th of August, 20122,666
Mail Time With Ponies (32) · 28th of April, 20123,203
Other Side The Third (33) · 28th of April, 20123,269
Meet The Troll (34) · 7th of August, 20123,308
Takeoff (35) · 3rd of May, 20124,901
Rampage (36) · 26th of July, 20123,677
Farewell (37) · 1st of May, 20123,644
Gilda (38) · 2nd of May, 20122,680
Shy (39) · 2nd of May, 20121,737
Growl (40) · 3rd of May, 20121,262
A Dash Of Life (41) · 3rd of May, 20122,343
The Trix To Success (42) · 7th of May, 20124,867
Pink (43) · 8th of May, 20123,062
Food and Flag (44) · 10th of May, 20123,107
Natives (45) · 11th of May, 20122,351
Lies And Slander (46) · 16th of September, 20122,716
Why Was School Never This Fun? (47) · 9th of June, 20122,687
Letters Again (48) · 13th of May, 20122,668
Raid (49) · 2nd of August, 20123,538
The Part Where Stuff Happens (50) · 2nd of August, 20123,591
Attack On Equestria (51) · 25th of May, 20122,547
Bug Hunt (52) · 22nd of June, 20123,543
Pain (53) · 13th of June, 20124,740
Resolution (54) · 13th of June, 20122,232
Rounds (55) · 26th of May, 20123,096
Meet the Medic (56) · 27th of May, 20122,173
Technology (57) · 1st of June, 20123,263
The Part Where More Stuff Happens (58) · 7th of June, 20123,225
It's A Human Thing (59) · 5th of June, 20123,453
Manehatten (60) · 9th of June, 20123,495
Viva Las Pegasus (61) · 13th of June, 20122,353
Growing Up (62) · 13th of June, 20122,925
Letting Go (63) · 13th of June, 20123,159
Ponyville (64) · 24th of November, 20126,134
Concert (65) · 27th of August, 20123,013
I'm Not A 'Lyre' (66) · 14th of June, 20125,324
Signal (67) · 27th of August, 20122,535
Another Human? Another idiot. (68) · 10th of September, 20122,177
Ahoy Aoi (69)..... Lol, 69 · 1st of July, 20125,832
Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet (70) · 7th of July, 20122,661
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Bugbear? (71) · 19th of July, 20124,277
Shit, Nice To Meet You, I'm Fan. (72) · 14th of July, 20123,654
Playful Demon (73) · 21st of July, 20125,251
Breakfast At Canterlot (74) · 27th of July, 20123,222
Visions Of The Future (Also known as SPOILER): Beginning Of The End (75) · 2nd of August, 2012880
Equestrian Idol (76) · 7th of August, 20125,352
Paperwork (77) · 10th of August, 20125,718
Back To Work (78) · 19th of August, 20124,400
How do I Sword Sword? (79) · 19th of August, 20126,156
Class Dismissed (80) · 25th of August, 20126,893
SlenderGrif Bakes Cupcakes (81) · 28th of August, 20122,583
Get Off My Ship (82) · 31st of August, 20122,965
Interrupted Bliss (83) · 19th of September, 20122,361
Embers Of A Past Blaze (84) · 3rd of October, 20124,142
Aftermath (85) · 4th of September, 20123,116
Captain Gilda (86) · 5th of September, 20121,993
Science! (87) · 9th of September, 20121,929
Negotiation (88) · 19th of September, 20123,801
An Etch In My Heart (89) · 19th of September, 20121,477
Morals (90) · 20th of September, 20122,661
Mind-F--- (91) · 23rd of September, 20122,239
Breaking The Rules (92) · 23rd of September, 20123,097
Betrayal (93) · 25th of September, 20124,612
Man Up Ya Wee Lass! (94) · 25th of September, 20122,176
Hello Everypony (95) · 31st of October, 20123,728
Welcome To The World (96) · 3rd of October, 201210,551
Nuclear Launch Detected.... No, Not Really (97) · 12th of October, 20124,545
Murder, He Wrote (98) · 17th of October, 20123,037
The Happening (99) · 18th of October, 20123,116
Griffin's Mind (ERMAHGERD! One Hundred) · 23rd of October, 20127,340
Ho Ho Huh? · 25th of December, 2012172
