Likes: 7719 Dislikes: 515
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Dark Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia OC Discord Main 6
A twisted take on HiE stories
For Equus, humans have always been viewed as animals, creatures that could neither think nor reason. That's the way it has been since humans were first discovered nearly a thousand years ago. All that changes for Twilight Sparkle, newly crowned princess of Equestria, when she finds out that her human is as intelligent as she is.
Max, a human from Earth, finds himself stuck in a world where ponies rule and humans are treated as pets. Now, with the help of his "owner", he must adapt and learn his place in this new world. That shouldn't be too hard, right?
However, something unseen is lurking in the background, pulling strings, and a darkness stirs deep beneath Canterlot.
...and what dark secrets do the humans of Equestria hold?
Also contains the side story, Interlude: Sunbutt , staring here: Part One
Editing by: Malefactory , Captain Croissandwich , Tired Old Man , Exanime32 , Katherine Kerensky , Aussie Hard-Dick , Holy Macintosh , and others!
Dramatic Reading by Night Scribe: here Dramatic Reading by DT the Lost Water Spirit: here Dramatic Reading by Daniel Scratch Animations: here Review by Robinofdeed: here Deviantart Fan Art Group: here YouTube Review: here
Chapters Prologue: Standing in Your Grave · 21st of June, 20132,653
Chapter 1: Descent into Hell · 21st of June, 20134,835
Chapter 2: Breaching Hell · 28th of June, 20133,784
Chapter 3: Questions and Answers, part 1 · 5th of July, 20134,708
Chapter 4: Special Delivery, First Class · 12th of July, 20136,451
Chapter 5: Crepuscolo e Incubi Eterni · 19th of July, 20135,685
Chapter 6: Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of July, 20136,036
Chapter 7: Buyer Beware · 27th of July, 20134,742
Chapter 8: We Need To Talk / Questions and Answers, part 2 · 2nd of August, 20132,757
Chapter 9: A Fresh Start · 9th of August, 20132,571
Chapter 10: Having Fun with Your Human · 16th of August, 20136,641
Chapter 11: Bonding with Your Human · 23rd of August, 20137,096
Chapter 12: Beating the Heat with Your Human · 30th of August, 20134,104
Chapter 13: Meeting the Cakes (Guest Chapter) · 6th of September, 20135,413
Interlude: Rainbow Dash's Stunt Day (Guest Chapter) · 18th of January, 20145,814
Chapter 14: Your Family and Your Human · 13th of September, 201312,131
Chapter 15: The Horse You Rode In On · 20th of September, 20135,778
Chapter 16: The Gathering Storm · 27th of September, 20136,522
Chapter 17: 'The Greatest' is Here! · 4th of October, 201311,833
Chapter 18: Tell The Truth and Shame The Devil · 11th of October, 20137,785
Chapter 19: A Little Fall of Rain · 11th of October, 20134,620
Chapter 20: The Mind of a Mad Man · 18th of October, 20133,882
Chapter 21: Out of the Frying Pan... · 25th of October, 20136,577
Chapter 22: ...And Into The Fire / The Relationship of Pawn and King · 31st of October, 20135,319
Chapter 23: The Coming Dawn · 8th of November, 20137,342
Chapter 24: Truth Will Out · 15th of November, 20139,404
Chapter 25: Homeward Bound · 30th of November, 20138,127
Chapter 26: Chasing Rainbows · 6th of December, 20136,993
Interlude: On the Farm (Guest Chapter) · 20th of June, 20146,505
Chapter 27: Your Family and Your Human, part 2 · 15th of December, 201314,188
Chapter 28: Nightmare Night · 21st of December, 201316,780
Chapter 29: The Plucking of a Lyre · 31st of December, 201314,225
Interlude: Sunbutt ☼ · 31st of December, 20131,240
Chapter 30: The Health of Your Human · 10th of January, 20147,295
Chapter 31: The Grand Galloping Gala · 24th of January, 201411,258
Chapter 32: The Grand Galloping Gala, part 2: Black Pawns Released · 7th of February, 201411,359
Chapter 33: In the Depths of the Archives · 21st of February, 201411,369
Chapter 34: White Pawns on the Move · 7th of March, 201413,857
Interlude: The Judgment of Blueblood · 7th of March, 20142,517
Chapter 35: Anthropology · 21st of March, 201414,291
Chapter 36: This is Earth: My Childhood, My Home · 28th of March, 20149,635
Chapter 37: Competing with Your Human · 11th of April, 201411,161
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 2 ☼ · 12th of April, 20141,162
Chapter 38: Eating Out with Your Human · 25th of April, 20147,760
Chapter 39: The Infection and Your Human · 9th of May, 20149,961
Chapter 40: Cabin Fever · 23rd of May, 201410,003
Chapter 41: The Anomaly Meets the Vagabond · 6th of June, 20149,488
Chapter 42: Music and Your Human · 20th of June, 20149,253
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 3 ☼ · 20th of June, 20141,217
Chapter 43: Hearth's Warming Eve and the Oblivious King · 1st of August, 201428,319
Chapter 44: This is Earth: The Face of Humanity · 15th of August, 20148,686
Chapter 45: Tainted Love and Poison · 29th of August, 20148,214
Chapter 46: Rematch of Blood and Timber · 12th of September, 20149,149
Interlude: Aftermath and Blood Money · 16th of September, 20142,445
Interlude: Aftermath, part 2 · 23rd of September, 20142,713
Chapter 47: The Greatest Trick... · 26th of September, 201410,379
Chapter 48: The Ship Sets Sail · 10th of October, 201413,543
Chapter 49: Your Human and You · 31st of October, 20148,438
Chapter 50: Troubled Waters · 21st of November, 201411,360
Chapter 51: Leaking Chaos · 22nd of December, 20146,718
Interlude: 'Tis the Season · 25th of December, 20143,642
Chapter 52: The Heart Knows... · 23rd of January, 20158,780
Chapter 53: ...What the Mind Doesn't · 20th of February, 201510,202
Chapter 54: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 13th of April, 20159,076
Chapter 55: The Calm Before... · 24th of April, 20159,117
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 4 ☼ · 24th of April, 2015895
Chapter 56: The Truth of the Matter · 5th of June, 20158,491
Chapter 57: Sandpoint · 20th of June, 20159,152
Chapter 58: There But For The Grace of God Go I · 17th of July, 20157,582
Chapter 59: Where The Light Won't Find You · 25th of September, 201511,269
Chapter 60: While The Walls Come Tumbling Down · 25th of December, 201513,436
Chapter 61: The Fall of Canterlot · 12th of February, 201613,537
Chapter 62: Rise of the Humans · 26th of February, 201612,150
Chapter 63: Not a Fan of Puppeteers · 1st of April, 201616,451
Chapter 64: From the Ashes and the Dust · 13th of May, 201610,827
Interlude: 'Moonstache' · 18th of April, 20161,682
Chapter 65: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 1 · 5th of August, 20166,911
Chapter 66: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 2 · 16th of September, 20166,761
Chapter 67: This is My Kingdom Come · 1st of January, 201710,198
Chapter 68: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 1 · 3rd of March, 201712,002
Chapter 69: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 2 / The Light at the Edge of Insanity · 30th of June, 201712,742
Chapter 70: The State of the World and Those Who Live There In · 13th of March, 201812,836
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 5 ☼ · 13th of March, 2018918
Chapter 71: Life Returns To Normal… or as Normal as it Can Get · 28th of February, 20198,224
Epilogue: The Road Goes Ever On and On... · 28th of February, 20191,134
Likes: 7316 Dislikes: 240
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Twilight Rainbow Dash Other
A human continues to run afowl of pony social norms.
Lero, after coming to Equestria, continues to make mistakes because he simply doesn't understand pony social norms. Can he figure out the differences before he inadvertently breaks somepony's heart? Once he understands the situation, will he be okay with the idea of a relationship with a pony?
A romantic story that explores the differences between our societies and how that might effect the social interactions between our species.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
I am NOT the author of this story, the author has expressed his wishes to remain anonymous, however, this is submitted with his express permission in order to get this touching story out to a wider audience. Hopefully you will enjoy this as much as I have.
Chapters The Confession · 24th of May, 20125,190
Understanding · 24th of May, 20128,088
Morning Interlude · 25th of May, 20125,353
Lunch With Friends · 24th of May, 20124,521
The Feather · 24th of May, 20121,476
Heated Passion · 24th of May, 20124,989
Fun and Games · 10th of June, 201211,496
Dinner For Three · 11th of June, 20129,843
Showdown · 20th of June, 20123,798
A Learning Experience · 21st of June, 201210,203
On Cloud Nine · 29th of October, 201217,380
The Altercation · 6th of October, 201210,702
Breaking Taboos · 9th of October, 20128,791
And They Lived A Life of Love · 13th of October, 20127,154
Likes: 5096 Dislikes: 85
MLP: FiM Romance OC Changelings
Can a creature that feeds on love ever feel it?
Kuno, a young changeling, is left weak, bloodied, and bruised after the events of the Canterlot wedding. She is soon discovered by Warden, a Royal Guard. But for some reason, Warden shows her mercy. Instead of taking her into the custody of the Royal Guard, he becomes both her captor and her savior. But over time, Kuno will come to ask herself the hardest question she has ever pondered: Can a changeling feel love?
Chapters Captive · 1st of November, 20123,832
Collared · 2nd of November, 20121,872
Plans · 13th of November, 20121,822
Fruition · 13th of November, 20122,360
Empathy · 14th of November, 20121,635
Gift · 15th of November, 20122,499
Friends · 16th of November, 20121,690
Secrets · 16th of November, 20122,072
Sympathy · 17th of November, 20122,265
Aurora · 18th of November, 20122,217
First Kiss · 19th of November, 20121,448
A New Leaf · 19th of November, 20122,496
Happiness · 21st of November, 20121,582
Letter · 21st of November, 20122,139
Finale · 21st of November, 20123,981
Epilogue · 21st of November, 20121,448
Likes: 4704 Dislikes: 432
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Luna Trixie Main 6
The entire series of FiM as a harem comedy, centering around a Rule 63 Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protoge of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon's return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he'll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did. (No clop scenes, I Pinkie Promise)
Hey, author of the story here. You might have noticed that there's a big ugly Cancelled at the bottom of all those chapters. This is only half true. The story is actually continuing under the name of a different author, White Rabbit. In fact, you're probably here to get a little recap for his version of it. It's okay, nobody's judging you. When you're done reading this (and by god, I hope you have a lot of spare time for that), go here for the continuation.
Chapters Mio Amore, No Me Gusta · 31st of July, 201210,174
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus · 1st of August, 20122,609
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 2 · 20th of October, 20124,979
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 3 · 20th of October, 20124,384
Dat Plot (and Subplot) · 13th of August, 20122,950
Dat Plot (and Subplot) Pt. 2 · 15th of August, 20123,085
DatPlot (and Subplot) Pt. 3 · 1st of September, 20123,173
Dusk meets Trixie · 20th of September, 20126,520
The Rise of Dovashy · 31st of August, 20122,271
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 2 · 6th of September, 20122,362
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 3 · 8th of September, 20122,937
Sleepovers and Shenanigans · 18th of September, 20122,754
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20121,408
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 3 · 14th of September, 20122,036
Wild Mass Guessing · 15th of September, 20124,597
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20121,818
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 3 · 4th of October, 20125,256
A Parasprite's POV · 6th of October, 20122,729
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20122,533
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 3 · 29th of October, 20127,401
Winter Wrap-Up (Or Not...) · 29th of October, 2012698
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever · 18th of November, 20125,728
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20127,040
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 3 · 13th of January, 20136,344
¡Traducción Española en Producción! · 16th of February, 201357
Rarity's Pussy · 18th of February, 20137,549
Intermission Chapter: The Date · 24th of February, 20132,694
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 2 · 28th of March, 20134,042
Deleted Scene: Celestia's Love Letter · 1st of April, 2013874
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 3 · 6th of April, 20134,563
Pinkieception · 10th of April, 20132,759
Pinkieception Pt. 2 · 13th of April, 20133,401
Pinkieception Pt. 3 · 18th of April, 20134,009
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Premiere · 27th of May, 20133,560
Intermission Chapter: Luna's Letters · 17th of July, 20131,334
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Movie · 22nd of August, 20136,287
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Crossover · 7th of April, 20142,372
Likes: 4597 Dislikes: 337
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Fluttershy Twilight Other
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic."
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.
... For a given value of "realistic."
Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...
Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!
And a TVTropes Page!
Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!
Chapters One · 6th of March, 20122,538
Two · 14th of March, 20123,378
Three · 15th of March, 20125,456
Four · 14th of March, 20123,388
Five · 15th of March, 20125,706
Extras Number One · 18th of March, 2012997
Six · 18th of March, 20123,250
Seven · 19th of March, 20123,925
Eight · 16th of April, 20123,770
Nine · 25th of March, 20123,056
Ten · 31st of March, 20123,757
Eleven · 3rd of April, 20123,884
Twelve · 19th of May, 20124,748
Thirteen · 1st of June, 20123,755
Fourteen · 28th of June, 20123,428
Fifteen · 16th of August, 20124,903
Sixteen · 19th of November, 20123,684
Seventeen · 14th of December, 20125,322
Eighteen · 14th of January, 201312,601
Nineteen · 13th of February, 20134,178
Twenty · 19th of March, 20134,220
Twenty-One · 4th of April, 201310,309
Twenty-Two · 5th of April, 20131,187
Twenty-Three · 15th of April, 20133,659
Twenty-Four · 13th of May, 20135,185
Twenty-Five · 19th of June, 20133,345
Twenty-Six · 21st of December, 20138,148
Twenty-Seven · 15th of January, 20141,407
Twenty-Eight (Updated) · 21st of July, 20143,338
Twenty-Nine · 29th of September, 20141,352
Thirty · 19th of October, 20145,310
Thirty-One · 19th of December, 20143,961
Thirty-Two · 24th of December, 20143,890
Thirty-Three · 5th of November, 2015707
Thirty-Four · 13th of November, 2015784
Prologue · 20th of December, 20172,626
Thirty-Five · 1st of November, 20191,127
Thirty-Six · 2nd of November, 20193,485
Extras 2 · 6th of November, 2019675
Extras 3 · 8th of November, 2019824
Thirty-Seven · 8th of November, 20192,418
Extras 4 · 12th of November, 2019733
Thirty-Eight · 16th of November, 20192,751
Thirty-Nine · 22nd of November, 20191,384
Forty · 26th of November, 20191,639
Extras 5 · 27th of November, 2019836
Extras 6 · 13th of December, 20191,007
Endgame Homage · 2nd of February, 20201,967
Likes: 4084 Dislikes: 56
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Alt. Universe Twilight Rarity Discord Main 6 CMCs
When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales.
Everypony enjoys myths and ponytales, even if they know such things aren't real. Alicorns fighting against a spirit of chaos? An ancient princess trapped in a library under a tree, waiting to be found? Quite enchanting and fantastic tales yes, but nonetheless as fictional as Daring Do and other such stories. At least, that's what Rarity used to think.
She doesn't anymore.
Dedicated to Annuska for being as amazing a writer as she is a friend.
Patreon! Based on an old oneshot . Chapter Art by Arctic Waters // Graphic Design and Typography by Swan Song .
Chapters ~ Act I ~ 01 ~ The Library in the Forest ~ · 11th of February, 20159,769
~ Interlude I ~ A Research Log ~ · 26th of February, 2015686
~ Act I ~ 02 ~ The Princess in the Library ~ · 26th of February, 20156,984
~ Act I ~ 03 ~ The Questions in the Labyrinth ~ · 29th of March, 201512,942
~ Act I ~ 04 ~ The Princess Parade ~ · 11th of April, 20159,070
~ Act I ~ 05 ~ The Dragon Library ~ · 25th of May, 20157,169
~ Act I ~ 06 ~ The Broken Promise ~ · 20th of June, 20157,768
~ Interlude II ~ A Letter to Twilight ~ · 27th of July, 2015398
~ Act I ~ 07 ~ The Search For Princess Booky ~ · 27th of July, 201514,297
~ Act I ~ 08 ~ The Last Letter of Fritter Cobbler ~ · 1st of September, 201512,090
~ Act I ~ 09 ~ The Shadow on the Wall ~ · 19th of September, 201511,541
~ Act I ~ 10 ~ The Party Mare and Her Secret ~ · 14th of October, 20155,308
~ Act I ~ 11 ~ The Broken Star ~ · 18th of October, 20159,435
~ Act I ~ 12 ~ The Professor's Theory ~ · 13th of November, 20158,296
~ Interlude III ~ A Filly's Dream ~ · 13th of November, 20153,543
~ Act II ~ 13 ~ The Princess' Request ~ · 19th of December, 20159,561
~ Act II ~ 14 ~ The Missing Owl ~ · 8th of February, 20166,943
~ Act II ~ 15 ~ The Kitten and the Butterfly ~ · 29th of February, 20169,926
~ Interlude IV ~ An Untold Bedtime Story ~ · 28th of March, 20166,514
~ Act II ~ 16 ~ The Dragon Falls ~ · 26th of April, 20167,987
~ Act II ~ 17 ~ The Dragon Thief ~ · 24th of May, 20168,231
~ Act II ~ 18 ~ The Dragon Sacrifice ~ · 26th of July, 201610,565
~ Act II ~ 19 ~ The Promise Of A Future Meeting ~ · 10th of September, 20167,847
~ Act II ~ 20 ~ The Wrangled Maze ~ · 22nd of December, 20169,540
~ Act II ~ 21 ~ The Checklist Conversation ~ · 1st of January, 20175,322
~ Act II ~ 22 ~ The Secret of Heart's Haven ~ · 11th of January, 20179,283
~ Act II ~ 23 ~ The Library's Revelations ~ · 19th of January, 20177,115
~ Interlude V ~ A Filly's Nightmare ~ · 10th of February, 20173,520
~ Act II ~ 24 ~ The Light of the Library ~ · 13th of February, 20178,399
~ Act III ~ 25 ~ The Old Castle's Secret ~ · 27th of February, 20179,111
~ Act III ~ 26 ~ The Legacy From Long Ago ~ · 6th of March, 20175,366
~ Act III ~ 27 ~ The Princess's Last Letter ~ · 19th of March, 20178,563
~ Interlude VI ~ A Vision I ~ · 19th of March, 2017406
~ Act III ~ 28 ~ The Three Stallions ~ · 27th of March, 20179,972
~ Interlude VII ~ A Vision II ~ · 27th of March, 2017860
~ Act III ~ 29 ~ The Longest Night ~ · 31st of March, 201714,451
~ Interlude VIII ~ A Better Future ~ · 4th of April, 2017588
~ Act III ~ 30 ~ The Magic of Hollow Shades ~ · 18th of May, 20175,854
~ Act III ~ 31 ~ The Tale of the Four Princesses ~ · 25th of May, 20177,205
~ Interlude IX ~ An Enchanted Library ~ · 25th of May, 20173,935
~ Act III ~ 32 ~ The Curse of the Everfree ~ · 1st of June, 201710,079
~ Act III ~ 33 ~ The Shared Memories ~ · 7th of June, 20178,620
~ Act III ~ 34 ~ The Return to Canterlot Castle ~ · 7th of June, 20176,148
~ Act III ~ 35 ~ The Last Seeking Night ~ · 8th of June, 20175,629
~ Act III ~ 36 ~ The Seamstress in the Library ~ · 8th of June, 20178,758
~ ??? ~ A Long Wait ~ End of Book I ~ · 14th of June, 20171,553
Likes: 3950 Dislikes: 126
MLP: FiM Gore Romance Dark Adventure Comedy Human OC Discord Other Daring Do Diamond Dogs
A human finds himself in Equestria... He decides to forsake Ponyville and see the world instead.
I always wanted to go to Equestria. When I got the chance, I took the deal without reading the fine print. To my surprise, I didn't arrive there as a pony, or even as a human. It seems I get to view this world from a different perspective than what I've imagined.
My name is Echo. I am a Diamond Dog.
-Edited by the one, the only, Nathan Traveler! -(Cover by Jovial_Shake of fimfiction.net) -Now featured on Equestriadaily.com!
Chapters (Prologue) A Message From Echo · 20th of August, 2012557
(1) Never Trust a Man in a Matching Tracksuit · 28th of April, 20121,132
(2) Red of Tooth and Sharp of Claw · 28th of April, 20124,849
(3) A New Den · 19th of May, 20122,979
(4) An Old Dog Learns a New Trick · 4th of August, 20122,746
(5) Digging for Bones · 28th of April, 20123,530
(6) The Lone Wolf · 19th of May, 20124,045
(7) Welcome to the Pack · 19th of May, 20124,228
(8) Close Encounters of the Furry Kind · 28th of April, 20124,860
(9) Raiding the Kitchen · 28th of April, 20125,088
(10) Rolling Over · 28th of April, 20124,506
(11) Hunting Tactics · 28th of April, 20124,180
(12) Warning Signals · 28th of April, 20123,736
(13) Extinction · 28th of April, 20126,335
(14) Pavlov's Legacy · 19th of May, 20124,591
(15) Top of the Food Chain · 28th of April, 20127,061
(16) Hellhound · 28th of April, 20127,071
(17) The Big Stick · 29th of April, 20126,183
(18) Fowl Play · 28th of April, 20126,662
(19) A Scratch Behind the Ears · 28th of April, 20125,718
(20) [The Battle of Wethoof, Part I] All Dogs Go to Heaven · 12th of May, 20127,887
(21) [The Battle of Wethoof, Part II] Of Fire, Ice, and Diamond · 13th of May, 201210,613
(22) Darwin Be Damned · 23rd of May, 20126,694
(23) Burying Bones · 15th of June, 20127,403
(24) Into the Wild · 4th of August, 20126,404
(Epilogue) Another Message From Echo · 15th of June, 2012537
Likes: 3723 Dislikes: 68
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Twilight Celestia Luna Other Chrysalis
Twilight accidentally marries Chrysalis.
For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other, and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other. The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.
Imagine Twilight's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.
And now they're married.
***
Sequel: Pony Courtship Rituals
***
Some beautiful fanart of the end of chapter three was done by Dmann892 ; you can see it here .
More awesome fanart, this time from chapter one.
Now with a TvTropes page (obligatory TvTropes warning goes here).
If you want a Russian translation, you can find it here.
There is now a reading of the story on Youtube, which starts here .
Chapters Chapter One: The Engagement · 13th of November, 20153,369
Chapter Two: The Honeymoon · 21st of November, 20153,166
Chapter Three: The Princesses · 8th of December, 20157,069
Chapter Four: The Family · 12th of January, 20166,373
Chapter Five: The Friends · 9th of February, 20166,823
Chapter Six: The Afterparty · 8th of March, 20163,409
Chapter Seven: The Wedding... and the Truth · 25th of March, 20167,662
The Epilogue · 28th of March, 2016587
Likes: 3524 Dislikes: 57
MLP: FiM Romance OC Chrysalis Changelings
Part two of An Affliction of the Heart.
Kuno and Warden are happily together now, but events are transpiring to force them from their happy life.
The reappearance of the Crystal Empire causes Kuno and Warden to give up their new-found home. And Kuno, ignoring the fact that they're two different species and completely incompatible, decides that she wants a baby .
Chapters New Beginnings · 25th of December, 20122,467
Regifting · 26th of December, 20122,770
Homecoming · 27th of December, 20121,799
Instincts · 28th of December, 20122,605
Royalty · 31st of December, 20123,242
Exposition · 4th of January, 20132,154
Fantasy · 8th of January, 20133,513
Aurora · 15th of January, 20132,715
Old Wounds · 24th of January, 20131,749
Sacrament · 27th of January, 20132,258
Unexpected Guest · 9th of February, 20132,304
Revelations · 9th of February, 20133,825
Resolution · 11th of February, 20133,628
Epilogue · 12th of February, 20131,159
Likes: 3416 Dislikes: 172
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human OC Other Cadance Shining Armor
Cadence's view of love changes
You'd think I'd know the answer right? I AM the Princess of love...
So why is Shiny ignoring me?
Why can't I fix what's wrong with us?
And WHY do I feel.... something for this odd creature that I've befriended?
...Why can't this be easy?
Multi Ch. Cadence first POV
Cadence X human Thanks for everyone who edited, pre-read, etc... I'll put your names down a different day
Part 4 in the cool Roman names series (I know Ares isn't a Roman name but I don't give a f%$@@#$k!)
Cover goes to whoever drew it
Chapters A 'Yeti' drops by · 22nd of October, 20134,530
You sure you guys aren't part dog? · 5th of November, 20134,967
Of letters and Playmare's · 18th of November, 20134,689
Arguments, Agreements, and Almost Forced Photoshoots · 2nd of December, 20135,222
Chess games and Reminiscing · 17th of December, 20135,405
A Christmas Special: Huzzah to Diddling! · 24th of December, 20136,340
What Goes Up Must Come Down · 6th of January, 20148,191
Away to Canterlot · 20th of January, 20148,436
Give a little take a little · 3rd of February, 20149,731
Lakes and Tears · 17th of February, 20148,678
A vacation from the vacation · 10th of March, 20149,197
And the castle comes crashing down · 24th of March, 20149,176
Talks in the Moonlight · 7th of April, 20147,885
Butterflies · 21st of April, 20149,673
Birthday Surprises · 5th of May, 20148,005
Letters, Confessions, and This is Love · 12th of May, 20145,673
Author's notes · 12th of May, 2014306
Likes: 3397 Dislikes: 96
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Second Person Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Anon
Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations.]
Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post .
Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight.
Great.
While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Those interested in the .epub version of this story should Read this Post .
Chapters 1 - Wake Up, Roomie · 28th of February, 20143,944
2 - Job Hunting · 28th of February, 20144,743
3 - The Walking of the Leaves · 28th of February, 20144,777
4 - Business Trip · 28th of February, 20144,763
5 - A Step · 28th of February, 20144,718
6 - Snow Day · 1st of April, 20173,625
7 - Encounter · 28th of February, 20147,797
8 - Departure · 28th of February, 20148,481
9 - Dawn Star · 1st of April, 20175,768
10 - Purple Wings · 2nd of March, 20147,462
11 - Guidance · 1st of April, 20175,190
12 - The Altar · 4th of March, 20148,279
13 - Road of Trials - I · 1st of April, 20177,368
14 - Road of Trials - II · 1st of April, 20177,876
15 - Road of Trials - III · 8th of March, 20147,915
16 - Nightmare · 1st of April, 20175,398
17 - Preparations · 8th of March, 20145,986
18 - A Promise · 1st of April, 20176,330
19 - Epiphany · 9th of March, 20147,320
20 - The Storm · 1st of April, 20177,137
21 - Harbinger · 1st of April, 20176,609
22 - Concordia · 9th of March, 20145,917
23 - Ascension · 1st of April, 20174,132
24 - Sunlight · 1st of April, 20178,254
25 - White Wings · 1st of April, 20176,966
26 - Reunion · 9th of March, 20143,572
Epilogue · 9th of March, 20143,295
A Day in Winter - 1 - Dawn · 1st of April, 20172,300
A Day in Winter - 2 - Morning · 1st of April, 20175,667
A Day in Winter - 3 - Midday · 1st of April, 20172,124
A Day in Winter - 4 - Afternoon · 1st of April, 20175,704
A Day in Winter - 5 - Dusk · 11th of March, 20145,938
Five Vignettes - 1 - Hearts & Hooves · 1st of April, 2017940
Five Vignettes - 2 - Blessing · 1st of April, 20174,439
Five Vignettes - 3 - A Pressing Question · 1st of April, 20171,026
Five Vignettes - 4 - The Great Escape · 1st of April, 20172,859
Five Vignettes - 5 - With Your Own Eyes · 28th of May, 20144,948
Likes: 3318 Dislikes: 101
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Rarity Trixie Cheerilee Spitfire OC
The story of the everyday life of a human hired by mares to provide comfort for their needs, all the while exploring Equestrian life through the eyes of his customers. Set in the Gentlemanverse.
Humanity found out that it was not alone years ago. A portal was opened, revealing the existence of Equestria, land of the Ponies, and a much larger world. Soon, a partnership between the two races was formed. All was well.
Having been rejected from taking a job he was aiming for in Equestria, a human stumbles upon another job opportunity. With the staggering ratio of mare and stallion, somepony thought they could make some money to hire out human males to mares on request, providing a wide range of service from the intimate to the very sensual.
This is his story.
"A Gentleman for Mares must be capable of adapting to the needs of any mare, always expanding his repertoire and make each customer a happy one—for a happy customer, is a repeat customer."
~ Platinum Corona, Founder of Gentleman for Mares.
Contains human paired with ponies. You've been warned.
First Story of the Gentlemanverse
The story was added in Equestria After Dark. Yay!
The Equestrian Critics Society gave this story the initial score of 8.9/10. (Full Review ) Honorable Mention for Fic of the Month, June 2013
Aquillo's WRITE Review
Chapters Spitfire's First Gentleman · 6th of November, 20126,374
The Enduring and Adaptable Gentleman · 12th of November, 20127,269
Take the Heat, Gentleman · 7th of December, 20129,284
Gentleman, Teach Me Something Please · 31st of December, 201211,650
We Need Gentlemen · 18th of January, 201315,483
Gentleman in the Falls · 8th of March, 201313,738
Gentleman Falls · 15th of June, 20139,746
Drowning Gentleman · 14th of July, 201310,275
The Lady and the Gentleman · 11th of August, 201312,716
The Gentleman and His Mare · 19th of August, 20132,969
Likes: 3224 Dislikes: 279
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Gilda Trixie OC Main 6 Diamond Dogs
Name's Griffin, I'm sarcastic, I'm crude, and I'm a brony.
I'm Griffin, not much else to it. I've been bullied most of my life, which left me bitter and sarcastic. I'm a closet brony. What? You think I'm just gonna go out and tell a world that hates me that I watch a cartoon intended for little girls? I don't feel like giving the punks at school any more ammo. That's when cosmic powers decide I need to take a trip to my favorite fantasy land. But all is not sunshine and rainbows and it certainly won't be after I'm done with it. Equestria from the point of view of an extremely pissed off teenager, with a twist. Rust, the author of 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond dog' is awesomesauce enough to have a cross over between our stories. Carnelian is a boss when it comes to art. Part of the 'Chess Game of the Gods'.
Violence, gratuitous swearing, and sexual themes. Reader discretion is advised.
Chapters Well, This Is Original (1) · 2nd of August, 20121,299
Can I Get The Number Of That Bus? (2) · 27th of July, 20123,017
Life In The Wild (3) · 27th of July, 20121,476
I'm A Badass? (4) · 27th of July, 20123,161
Breakdown (5) · 5th of September, 20123,645
On The Road Again (6) · 27th of July, 20123,761
Too Peaceful (7) · 27th of July, 20122,293
New In Town (8) · 27th of July, 20123,507
Explanation (9) · 27th of July, 20122,853
Training (10) · 27th of July, 20122,288
Breakout (11) · 12th of August, 20123,159
Test (12) · 6th of August, 20124,693
Freedom (13) · 13th of April, 20123,733
Letters (14) · 14th of August, 20122,796
Preparation (15) · 9th of April, 20123,206
Other Side (16) · 14th of April, 20123,327
Price (17) · 2nd of April, 20122,331
Daring and Scooby Doo (18) · 6th of April, 20124,235
Duel (19) · 28th of September, 20125,812
More Letters and Other Side (20) · 14th of April, 20124,544
Did I Mention I'm A Pirate? (21) · 13th of April, 20123,291
Here Kitty Kitty (22) · 5th of August, 20124,310
Heartfelt (23) · 18th of April, 20123,149
Arachnophobia (24) · 16th of June, 20123,934
Magic, *Snort Snort* (25) · 31st of July, 20123,069
Diplomacy Part 1 (26) · 25th of April, 20122,660
Diplomacy Part 2 (27) · 27th of May, 20122,668
Diplomacy Part 3 (28) · 13th of July, 20122,708
Blood (29) · 8th of May, 20124,568
Parenthood (30) · 9th of June, 20123,489
Greed (31) · 13th of August, 20122,666
Mail Time With Ponies (32) · 28th of April, 20123,203
Other Side The Third (33) · 28th of April, 20123,269
Meet The Troll (34) · 7th of August, 20123,308
Takeoff (35) · 3rd of May, 20124,901
Rampage (36) · 26th of July, 20123,677
Farewell (37) · 1st of May, 20123,644
Gilda (38) · 2nd of May, 20122,680
Shy (39) · 2nd of May, 20121,737
Growl (40) · 3rd of May, 20121,262
A Dash Of Life (41) · 3rd of May, 20122,343
The Trix To Success (42) · 7th of May, 20124,867
Pink (43) · 8th of May, 20123,062
Food and Flag (44) · 10th of May, 20123,107
Natives (45) · 11th of May, 20122,351
Lies And Slander (46) · 16th of September, 20122,716
Why Was School Never This Fun? (47) · 9th of June, 20122,687
Letters Again (48) · 13th of May, 20122,668
Raid (49) · 2nd of August, 20123,538
The Part Where Stuff Happens (50) · 2nd of August, 20123,591
Attack On Equestria (51) · 25th of May, 20122,547
Bug Hunt (52) · 22nd of June, 20123,543
Pain (53) · 13th of June, 20124,740
Resolution (54) · 13th of June, 20122,232
Rounds (55) · 26th of May, 20123,096
Meet the Medic (56) · 27th of May, 20122,173
Technology (57) · 1st of June, 20123,263
The Part Where More Stuff Happens (58) · 7th of June, 20123,225
It's A Human Thing (59) · 5th of June, 20123,453
Manehatten (60) · 9th of June, 20123,495
Viva Las Pegasus (61) · 13th of June, 20122,353
Growing Up (62) · 13th of June, 20122,925
Letting Go (63) · 13th of June, 20123,159
Ponyville (64) · 24th of November, 20126,134
Concert (65) · 27th of August, 20123,013
I'm Not A 'Lyre' (66) · 14th of June, 20125,324
Signal (67) · 27th of August, 20122,535
Another Human? Another idiot. (68) · 10th of September, 20122,177
Ahoy Aoi (69)..... Lol, 69 · 1st of July, 20125,832
Party Hard, And It's Not Even The Concert Yet (70) · 7th of July, 20122,661
What Shall We Do With A Drunken Bugbear? (71) · 19th of July, 20124,277
Shit, Nice To Meet You, I'm Fan. (72) · 14th of July, 20123,654
Playful Demon (73) · 21st of July, 20125,251
Breakfast At Canterlot (74) · 27th of July, 20123,222
Visions Of The Future (Also known as SPOILER): Beginning Of The End (75) · 2nd of August, 2012880
Equestrian Idol (76) · 7th of August, 20125,352
Paperwork (77) · 10th of August, 20125,718
Back To Work (78) · 19th of August, 20124,400
How do I Sword Sword? (79) · 19th of August, 20126,156
Class Dismissed (80) · 25th of August, 20126,893
SlenderGrif Bakes Cupcakes (81) · 28th of August, 20122,583
Get Off My Ship (82) · 31st of August, 20122,965
Interrupted Bliss (83) · 19th of September, 20122,361
Embers Of A Past Blaze (84) · 3rd of October, 20124,142
Aftermath (85) · 4th of September, 20123,116
Captain Gilda (86) · 5th of September, 20121,993
Science! (87) · 9th of September, 20121,929
Negotiation (88) · 19th of September, 20123,801
An Etch In My Heart (89) · 19th of September, 20121,477
Morals (90) · 20th of September, 20122,661
Mind-F--- (91) · 23rd of September, 20122,239
Breaking The Rules (92) · 23rd of September, 20123,097
Betrayal (93) · 25th of September, 20124,612
Man Up Ya Wee Lass! (94) · 25th of September, 20122,176
Hello Everypony (95) · 31st of October, 20123,728
Welcome To The World (96) · 3rd of October, 201210,551
Nuclear Launch Detected.... No, Not Really (97) · 12th of October, 20124,545
Murder, He Wrote (98) · 17th of October, 20123,037
The Happening (99) · 18th of October, 20123,116
Griffin's Mind (ERMAHGERD! One Hundred) · 23rd of October, 20127,340
Ho Ho Huh? · 25th of December, 2012172
Likes: 3178 Dislikes: 59
MLP: FiM Romance Slice of Life Human Celestia Luna OC
A magical accident have a human end up in Equestria in the form of a unicorn.
A magical accident has a human end up in Equestria in the form of a unicorn.
Warning, Spoilers in comment section.
Cover art by: Sipioc
AN// All thanks to the people over at spacebattles.com for betaing.
Sequel can be found here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/306592/normal-life
Chapters Chapter 1 · 21st of July, 2015826
Chapter 2 · 21st of July, 20151,142
Chapter 3 · 21st of July, 20151,151
Chapter 4 · 21st of July, 201523
Chapter 5 · 21st of July, 2015695
Chapter 6 · 21st of July, 20151,176
Chapter 7 · 22nd of July, 2015847
Chapter 8 · 23rd of July, 2015947
Chapter 9 · 23rd of July, 20151,131
Chapter 10 · 24th of July, 2015872
Chapter 11 · 25th of July, 20151,159
Chapter 12 · 26th of July, 2015941
Chapter 13 · 27th of July, 20151,022
Chapter 14 · 28th of July, 2015862
Chapter 15 · 29th of July, 20151,073
Chapter 16 · 29th of July, 20151,839
Chapter 17 · 30th of July, 20151,250
Chapter 18 · 31st of July, 2015920
Chapter 19 · 1st of August, 20151,007
Chapter 20 · 2nd of August, 2015931
Chapter 21 · 3rd of August, 2015737
Chapter 22 · 4th of August, 20151,123
Chapter 23 · 5th of August, 20151,566
Chapter 24 · 6th of August, 20151,052
Chapter 25 · 7th of August, 20151,036
Chapter 26 · 7th of August, 20151,624
Chapter 27 · 8th of August, 20151,228
Chapter 28 · 9th of August, 20151,074
Chapter 29 · 10th of August, 20151,040
Chapter 30 · 11th of August, 2015992
Chapter 31 · 12th of August, 2015833
Chapter 32 · 13th of August, 2015908
Chapter 33 · 14th of August, 2015993
Chapter 34 · 15th of August, 2015871
Chapter 35 · 16th of August, 2015939
Chapter 36 · 17th of August, 2015898
Chapter 37 · 18th of August, 20151,205
Chapter 38 · 19th of August, 20151,217
Chapter 39 · 20th of August, 20151,171
Chapter 40 · 21st of August, 2015885
Chapter 41 · 22nd of August, 20151,452
Chapter 42 · 23rd of August, 20151,467
Chapter 43 · 24th of August, 20151,123
Chapter 44 · 25th of August, 20151,008
Chapter 45 · 26th of August, 20151,663
Chapter 46 · 27th of August, 20151,144
Chapter 47 · 30th of August, 2015866
Chapter 48 · 31st of August, 20151,009
Chapter 49 · 1st of September, 20151,071
Chapter 50 · 2nd of September, 20151,017
Chapter 51 · 3rd of September, 20151,149
Chapter 52 · 4th of September, 20151,771
Chapter 53 · 5th of September, 20151,148
Likes: 2963 Dislikes: 135
MLP: FiM Gore Profanity Romance Adventure Human Alt. Universe Luna Trixie OC Main 6 CMCs
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria and killed by Timber Wolves, only to be reborn as something different. Will the Ponies learn to accept this new creature?
Aeron, a human man is transported to Equestria through means unknown. After appearing in the Everfree forest, he is attacked and killed by the malicious Timber Wolves. But his story does not end there. For he is reborn as something new to Equestria. But will this new being find acceptance among the Ponies? And how will his presence change the course of events as we know them? Only time will tell.
( Tags may be added or changed as story progresses. )
09-01-16 Holy Horseapples, this got featured 26-02-17 Over 2000 likes. I never dreamed that was possible Thanks everyone. 26-03-18 And 2500 likes. Honestly I'm surprised.
Evergreen Heart has a computer generated Youtube reading, made by Fanfiction Reader. Go check it out .
Chapters Chapter 1: And so I died. · 5th of January, 20161,516
Chapter 2: And so I lived? · 5th of January, 20161,636
Chapter 3: Onward to Ponyville · 6th of January, 20163,304
Chapter 4: Zebras and Soul Containers · 9th of January, 20163,000
Chapter 5: Stories and Meditations. · 9th of January, 20163,297
Chapter 6: Bridle Gossip · 12th of January, 20163,417
Chapter 7: Origins of the Tree of Harmony. · 13th of January, 20162,413
Chapter 8: Let sleeping dragons lie. · 18th of January, 20164,227
Chapter 9: The beast within. · 3rd of February, 20167,709
Chapter 10: Prison of glass. · 10th of February, 20162,542
Chapter 11: PhD in Clueless. · 2nd of March, 20166,509
Chapter 12: Talks and Troubles · 3rd of April, 201610,454
Chapter 13: Spies, Cards and Doctors. · 22nd of April, 20164,838
Chapter 14: Trials are boring... · 20th of July, 20161,821
Chapter 15: Unless your life is on the line. · 30th of July, 201610,037
Chapter 16: Stone walls do not a prison make. · 5th of August, 20165,601
Chapter 17: When Chaos drives, Insanity holds the reins. · 9th of August, 201610,770
Chapter 18: Just a stranger on the road. · 19th of August, 20167,080
Chapter 19: Night of the Star Spiders. · 5th of September, 20165,056
Chapter 20: Into the Nest. · 18th of September, 20168,963
Chapter 21: Must be Tuesday. · 17th of October, 20165,998
Chapter 22: The first days of Spring. · 4th of November, 20166,057
Chapter 23: What songs do monsters like to sing? · 13th of November, 20165,635
Chapter 24: The best night ever? · 2nd of December, 20169,777
Chapter 25: When Fate gets bored, things go pear shaped. · 14th of January, 201716,901
Chapter 26: No going back. · 4th of February, 20175,513
Chapter 27: Hijinks on the high seas. · 21st of February, 20177,449
Chapter 28: Chains of Tyranny. · 22nd of March, 20179,701
Chapter 29: Wrath and Ruin. · 22nd of May, 201720,517
Chapter 30: Convergence. · 23rd of August, 201711,493
Chapter 31: From the journal of Aeron. · 25th of September, 20177,880
Chapter 32: Story time, Part 1. · 18th of December, 20174,283
Chapter 33: Story time: Part 2. · 27th of December, 20177,136
Chapter 34: Magic Duel. · 25th of March, 20189,069
Chapter 35: The day that Canterlot fell. · 4th of August, 201824,177
Chapter 36: Unexpect the expected? · 25th of April, 20194,672
Likes: 2939 Dislikes: 44
MLP: FiM Romance Slice of Life OC Changelings
The first hybrid child ever, Swarm, child of Warden and Kuno, grows up in a strange and sometimes unaccepting world.
Swarm is the first ever changeling/pony hybrid, child of Warden the pegasus, and Kuno the changeling.
What does life have in store for this unlikely trio?
Twists, for a start!
Chapters New Beginnings · 21st of April, 20134,340
Firsts · 1st of May, 20133,124
Tensions · 7th of June, 20133,300
Felony Misdemeanor · 22nd of June, 20133,001
Heart to Heart · 25th of June, 20132,688
Teacher-Parent Meeting · 1st of July, 20132,637
Royal Visit · 8th of July, 20133,592
Progeny · 23rd of July, 20133,351
Whipped · 29th of July, 20132,673
Family Reunion · 9th of August, 20134,845
Glorious Exposition · 10th of August, 20133,160
Familial Resolutions · 16th of August, 20133,253
Nuances · 27th of August, 20132,679
Beginning's End · 9th of September, 20133,015
Likes: 2884 Dislikes: 207
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
Stupid Human takes a trip to Equestria. But not the Equestria that he was wanting.
* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *
Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...
FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?
So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.
Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!
Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.
Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.
ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!
Chapters Chapter One: Your Body Is Not Ready · 16th of September, 201211,399
Chapter Two: In Soviet Equestria, Something Something Pony... · 1st of September, 201211,996
Chapter Three: A Series of Tubes and A Bucket of Water · 1st of September, 201210,539
Chapter Four: Luna’s Gonna Loon, Lucky’s Gonna Luck, Twilight’s Gonna Beat You To Death With A Book! · 1st of September, 201218,712
Chapter Five - Part One: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 30th of September, 201210,737
Chapter Five - Part Two: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 4th of October, 201219,883
Chapter Six: Pony Science, Pony Pancakes, Pony Ponies... Pony. · 10th of November, 201215,500
Chapter Seven: Glomping Ponies for Fun and Prof-... Well, Mostly Just Fun... · 23rd of July, 20138,030
Chapter Eight: Mr. The Shark, The Ponies Are Here For Your 5:00 Jumping · 8th of November, 201410,841
Chapter Nine: That Moment When You're Getting Attacked By The Darkness · 3rd of March, 201514,162
Chapter Ten - Part One: If I Had To Choose Between Lucky and Luna, I'd Commit Sudoku · 16th of January, 201610,422
Chapter Fifteen - Part One: Flutterfall · 20th of September, 201213,414
Chapter Fifteen - Part Two: A Few Good Mares · 20th of September, 201212,300
Likes: 2875 Dislikes: 122
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Drama Slice of Life Human Celestia Cheerilee OC Bat Pony
TD's life in Equestria after the events of Wanderings of a Non-Brony
After the six year journey around the planet in Wanderings of a Non-Brony, The human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in Equestria for good. He sees no choice but to settle down in Ponyville, ready to live the rest of his life as best as he can.
This is his life.
Edited by Marioland1 and Strike89
Chapters Home? · 17th of November, 20131,744
I'm Gonna Emo Out · 17th of November, 20135,280
27-Reintegration · 20th of December, 20133,188
27-TD and the Mirror Pool: Gathering Armies · 27th of December, 20135,043
27-TD and the Mirror Pool: The Invasion of Canterlot · 4th of January, 20146,991
27-Curious Chaos · 10th of February, 20143,854
27-Waxing Profound · 13th of February, 20145,068
27-I Hate This Stupid Nonsense · 14th of February, 20141,505
28-Oswald · 14th of February, 20143,068
29-Hearts and Hooves Day · 15th of February, 20142,818
29-Celestia · 16th of February, 20142,427
29-Duo · 26th of February, 20143,777
29-Out to Ponyville · 4th of March, 20144,379
29-Chaotic Love · 8th of March, 20143,724
30-Getting Older Isn't Necessarily Bad · 14th of March, 20145,139
30-Finding Out About the In-Laws · 22nd of March, 20143,454
30-Ruined Relationship · 28th of March, 20143,775
30-I Think I Feel a Song Coming On · 13th of April, 20142,512
30-The In-Laws · 28th of May, 20145,074
30-Approval · 30th of July, 20143,580
30-The Marriage of a Non-Brony · 16th of August, 20146,780
30-Reception · 21st of September, 20146,957
30-Honeymoon: The Beginning · 5th of March, 20155,412
30- Honeymoon: Saddle Arabia · 22nd of November, 20154,098
32-In Sickness... · 1st of December, 20154,111
32-And in Health · 13th of December, 20154,103
33-Offspring · 13th of December, 20154,616
33-Four · 15th of December, 20156,000
33-Family · 25th of December, 20153,444
33-Bratty Little Sister · 3rd of February, 20162,620
34-Fighting · 17th of April, 20162,000
34-Published · 5th of May, 20164,000
34-Bats · 14th of June, 20164,945
34-Parents · 16th of June, 20162,625
35-Awkward · 28th of June, 20162,141
35-Pre-interview · 13th of July, 2016979
35-Interview · 18th of August, 20165,164
35-Baby Phoenixes · 9th of December, 20161,034
37-Back to the Empire · 9th of December, 20164,657
37-Pain · 10th of March, 20174,650
37-Brutal Victory · 6th of January, 20205,511
37-All Out · 6th of January, 20203,656
40-Prepping · 10th of August, 20193,347
40-Twenty · 10th of August, 20191,003
40-First Day · 24th of October, 20195,436
Likes: 2847 Dislikes: 166
MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Romance Dark Comedy Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Chrysalis
What happens when you have a changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. Oh and a really weird story, no really.
27/05/2016- The Sequel is up!
What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing.
A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project.
And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria.
The Answer?
A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit.
This here is Chrysalis's Chronicle turned story. Because the huggable love bug was too damn sexy for a mere chronicle and deserves a bloody story.
That and I haven't done one with Chrysalis yet, so this is a challenge for me.
Oh and it's in Chrysalis's point of view, so double the challenge really!
For those who read for Romance , stop at the end of Act One.
For those who like Romance and Dark...well, carry on, but don't say you weren't warned.
Here are the genre's for each act.
Act one- Romance /Black Comedy
Act Two- Romance /A Bit Dark
Cover Art By The Amazing Jaxonian
Chapters Act One-This Could Be Fun · 26th of September, 20133,418
Damn It, Get Aroused Already! · 28th of September, 20134,864
Richie Is My Drug, My Addiction, My Richie, Richie, Richie! · 2nd of October, 20134,174
My Ass Is Damn Fine · 11th of October, 20134,026
We All Have Secrets · 21st of October, 20135,266
End Of Story-I Am Not Chrysalis, I Am Chrissy, I Am Yours · 24th of October, 20135,021
Act Two (NO LONGER CANON!)-We Are Mated For Life- Part One (The Secret) · 31st of October, 20135,494
We Are Mated For Life- Part Two (The Dreams) · 24th of November, 20136,320
We Are Mated For Life- Part Three (The Bond) · 16th of December, 20135,646
End Of Story-We Are Mated For Life (The Love) · 3rd of January, 201410,657
Likes: 2762 Dislikes: 63
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Human Alt. Universe Twilight Rainbow Dash Applejack OC Other
Living in Equestria under a false name and racial identity is one thing. Finding out you're not the only one of your kind stranded here is another... especially when that someone and the element bearers are looking for you.
Being my first attempt at a first-person romantic comedy, this takes a slightly different approach to the concept of being a human stranded in Equestria.
Enjoy.
Big thanks to DVAN56 for editing. Go check out his work!
Chapters Chapter 1: Starting three years in · 23rd of October, 20131,431
Chapter 2: The store is closed · 23rd of October, 20131,910
Chapter 3: No alicorns allowed · 27th of October, 20131,792
Chapter 4: Human · 2nd of November, 20131,906
Chapter 5: Meet the aunt · 15th of November, 20132,446
Chapter 6: Hide the cookie · 24th of November, 20131,992
Chapter 7: Celestia · 8th of December, 20131,840
Chapter 8: Hold up · 24th of December, 20131,997
Chapter 9: Pushing my luck · 3rd of February, 20141,857
Chapter 10: House occupation · 21st of February, 20141,895
Chapter 11: Alicorn standards · 28th of February, 20141,834
Chapter 12: Simple necessities · 13th of March, 20141,654
Chapter 13: The usual · 31st of March, 20141,978
Chapter 14: Dinner? · 13th of April, 20142,094
Chapter 15: Crates and silverware · 23rd of April, 20142,846
Chapter 16: Twilight Sparkle · 4th of November, 20141,044
Chapter 17: Dinner. · 20th of August, 20182,047
Chapter 18: Holla at the moon · 26th of August, 20182,484