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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Romance Dark Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia OC Discord Main 6
A twisted take on HiE stories
For Equus, humans have always been viewed as animals, creatures that could neither think nor reason. That's the way it has been since humans were first discovered nearly a thousand years ago. All that changes for Twilight Sparkle, newly crowned princess of Equestria, when she finds out that her human is as intelligent as she is.
Max, a human from Earth, finds himself stuck in a world where ponies rule and humans are treated as pets. Now, with the help of his "owner", he must adapt and learn his place in this new world. That shouldn't be too hard, right?
However, something unseen is lurking in the background, pulling strings, and a darkness stirs deep beneath Canterlot.
...and what dark secrets do the humans of Equestria hold?
Also contains the side story, Interlude: Sunbutt , staring here: Part One
Editing by: Malefactory , Captain Croissandwich , Tired Old Man , Exanime32 , Katherine Kerensky , Aussie Hard-Dick , Holy Macintosh , and others!
Dramatic Reading by Night Scribe: here Dramatic Reading by DT the Lost Water Spirit: here Dramatic Reading by Daniel Scratch Animations: here Review by Robinofdeed: here Deviantart Fan Art Group: here YouTube Review: here
Chapters Prologue: Standing in Your Grave · 21st of June, 20132,653
Chapter 1: Descent into Hell · 21st of June, 20134,835
Chapter 2: Breaching Hell · 28th of June, 20133,784
Chapter 3: Questions and Answers, part 1 · 5th of July, 20134,708
Chapter 4: Special Delivery, First Class · 12th of July, 20136,451
Chapter 5: Crepuscolo e Incubi Eterni · 19th of July, 20135,685
Chapter 6: Welcome to Ponyville · 26th of July, 20136,036
Chapter 7: Buyer Beware · 27th of July, 20134,742
Chapter 8: We Need To Talk / Questions and Answers, part 2 · 2nd of August, 20132,757
Chapter 9: A Fresh Start · 9th of August, 20132,571
Chapter 10: Having Fun with Your Human · 16th of August, 20136,641
Chapter 11: Bonding with Your Human · 23rd of August, 20137,096
Chapter 12: Beating the Heat with Your Human · 30th of August, 20134,104
Chapter 13: Meeting the Cakes (Guest Chapter) · 6th of September, 20135,413
Interlude: Rainbow Dash's Stunt Day (Guest Chapter) · 18th of January, 20145,814
Chapter 14: Your Family and Your Human · 13th of September, 201312,131
Chapter 15: The Horse You Rode In On · 20th of September, 20135,778
Chapter 16: The Gathering Storm · 27th of September, 20136,522
Chapter 17: 'The Greatest' is Here! · 4th of October, 201311,833
Chapter 18: Tell The Truth and Shame The Devil · 11th of October, 20137,785
Chapter 19: A Little Fall of Rain · 11th of October, 20134,620
Chapter 20: The Mind of a Mad Man · 18th of October, 20133,882
Chapter 21: Out of the Frying Pan... · 25th of October, 20136,577
Chapter 22: ...And Into The Fire / The Relationship of Pawn and King · 31st of October, 20135,319
Chapter 23: The Coming Dawn · 8th of November, 20137,342
Chapter 24: Truth Will Out · 15th of November, 20139,404
Chapter 25: Homeward Bound · 30th of November, 20138,127
Chapter 26: Chasing Rainbows · 6th of December, 20136,993
Interlude: On the Farm (Guest Chapter) · 20th of June, 20146,505
Chapter 27: Your Family and Your Human, part 2 · 15th of December, 201314,188
Chapter 28: Nightmare Night · 21st of December, 201316,780
Chapter 29: The Plucking of a Lyre · 31st of December, 201314,225
Interlude: Sunbutt ☼ · 31st of December, 20131,240
Chapter 30: The Health of Your Human · 10th of January, 20147,295
Chapter 31: The Grand Galloping Gala · 24th of January, 201411,258
Chapter 32: The Grand Galloping Gala, part 2: Black Pawns Released · 7th of February, 201411,359
Chapter 33: In the Depths of the Archives · 21st of February, 201411,369
Chapter 34: White Pawns on the Move · 7th of March, 201413,857
Interlude: The Judgment of Blueblood · 7th of March, 20142,517
Chapter 35: Anthropology · 21st of March, 201414,291
Chapter 36: This is Earth: My Childhood, My Home · 28th of March, 20149,635
Chapter 37: Competing with Your Human · 11th of April, 201411,161
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 2 ☼ · 12th of April, 20141,162
Chapter 38: Eating Out with Your Human · 25th of April, 20147,760
Chapter 39: The Infection and Your Human · 9th of May, 20149,961
Chapter 40: Cabin Fever · 23rd of May, 201410,003
Chapter 41: The Anomaly Meets the Vagabond · 6th of June, 20149,488
Chapter 42: Music and Your Human · 20th of June, 20149,253
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 3 ☼ · 20th of June, 20141,217
Chapter 43: Hearth's Warming Eve and the Oblivious King · 1st of August, 201428,319
Chapter 44: This is Earth: The Face of Humanity · 15th of August, 20148,686
Chapter 45: Tainted Love and Poison · 29th of August, 20148,214
Chapter 46: Rematch of Blood and Timber · 12th of September, 20149,149
Interlude: Aftermath and Blood Money · 16th of September, 20142,445
Interlude: Aftermath, part 2 · 23rd of September, 20142,713
Chapter 47: The Greatest Trick... · 26th of September, 201410,379
Chapter 48: The Ship Sets Sail · 10th of October, 201413,543
Chapter 49: Your Human and You · 31st of October, 20148,438
Chapter 50: Troubled Waters · 21st of November, 201411,360
Chapter 51: Leaking Chaos · 22nd of December, 20146,718
Interlude: 'Tis the Season · 25th of December, 20143,642
Chapter 52: The Heart Knows... · 23rd of January, 20158,780
Chapter 53: ...What the Mind Doesn't · 20th of February, 201510,202
Chapter 54: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back · 13th of April, 20159,076
Chapter 55: The Calm Before... · 24th of April, 20159,117
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 4 ☼ · 24th of April, 2015895
Chapter 56: The Truth of the Matter · 5th of June, 20158,491
Chapter 57: Sandpoint · 20th of June, 20159,152
Chapter 58: There But For The Grace of God Go I · 17th of July, 20157,582
Chapter 59: Where The Light Won't Find You · 25th of September, 201511,269
Chapter 60: While The Walls Come Tumbling Down · 25th of December, 201513,436
Chapter 61: The Fall of Canterlot · 12th of February, 201613,537
Chapter 62: Rise of the Humans · 26th of February, 201612,150
Chapter 63: Not a Fan of Puppeteers · 1st of April, 201616,451
Chapter 64: From the Ashes and the Dust · 13th of May, 201610,827
Interlude: 'Moonstache' · 18th of April, 20161,682
Chapter 65: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 1 · 5th of August, 20166,911
Chapter 66: Princess Twilight Sparkle, part 2 · 16th of September, 20166,761
Chapter 67: This is My Kingdom Come · 1st of January, 201710,198
Chapter 68: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 1 · 3rd of March, 201712,002
Chapter 69: The Jail at the End of the World, Part 2 / The Light at the Edge of Insanity · 30th of June, 201712,742
Chapter 70: The State of the World and Those Who Live There In · 13th of March, 201812,836
Interlude: Sunbutt, part 5 ☼ · 13th of March, 2018918
Chapter 71: Life Returns To Normal… or as Normal as it Can Get · 28th of February, 20198,224
Epilogue: The Road Goes Ever On and On... · 28th of February, 20191,134
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MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Human Twilight Rainbow Dash Other
A human continues to run afowl of pony social norms.
Lero, after coming to Equestria, continues to make mistakes because he simply doesn't understand pony social norms. Can he figure out the differences before he inadvertently breaks somepony's heart? Once he understands the situation, will he be okay with the idea of a relationship with a pony?
A romantic story that explores the differences between our societies and how that might effect the social interactions between our species.
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I am NOT the author of this story, the author has expressed his wishes to remain anonymous, however, this is submitted with his express permission in order to get this touching story out to a wider audience. Hopefully you will enjoy this as much as I have.
Chapters The Confession · 24th of May, 20125,190
Understanding · 24th of May, 20128,088
Morning Interlude · 25th of May, 20125,353
Lunch With Friends · 24th of May, 20124,521
The Feather · 24th of May, 20121,476
Heated Passion · 24th of May, 20124,989
Fun and Games · 10th of June, 201211,496
Dinner For Three · 11th of June, 20129,843
Showdown · 20th of June, 20123,798
A Learning Experience · 21st of June, 201210,203
On Cloud Nine · 29th of October, 201217,380
The Altercation · 6th of October, 201210,702
Breaking Taboos · 9th of October, 20128,791
And They Lived A Life of Love · 13th of October, 20127,154
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MLP: FiM Adventure Sci-Fi Human Twilight Rainbow Dash Celestia Luna Other
A mission to investigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
The star system Omega Centauri was just another oddity on a map to scientists in the not too distant future. However when they found the star was orbiting an earth-sized, earth-like planet instead of a black hole as its motion had suggested, a mission was scrambled to investigate this most unusual of celestial behaviors.
Hamstrung by politics, and nearly crippled before it began, the 'Lone Ranger' mission was reduced to just one crew member and left to his own devices.
These are the logs of Arrow 18 and its lone commander. This information is classified TOP SECRET by the Global Space Agency.
Do NOT tell the princess.
Chapters Archive One: Arrival · 25th of July, 20124,850
Archive Two: Contact · 7th of June, 20125,212
Archive Three: Communication · 7th of June, 20123,218
GSA Email Transcripts Excerpt 1: July 4th and 5th, 2258 · 7th of June, 2012521
Archive Four: Knowlege · 9th of June, 20123,141
Archive Five: Mysteries · 10th of August, 20123,756
Archive Six: Surprises · 25th of July, 20125,858
Archive Seven: Bigger Surprises · 7th of August, 20126,481
A.F.R.T. 11252257:054557 · 30th of September, 20125,982
C.O.N.T.A.C.T. Instant Messenger · 11th of October, 2012887
Archive Eight: Tranquility · 22nd of December, 20126,678
Archive Nine: Heroes · 25th of December, 20134,400
Archive Ten: And Explorers · 22nd of February, 20157,305
Archive Eleven: But Mostly... Friends · 28th of June, 20156,291
CLASSIFIED CONVERSATION: INCIDENT 'RANGER' · 28th of June, 2015585
FINAL ENTRY: Hope · 28th of June, 2015853
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MLP: FiM Sex Non-con Violence Profanity Dark Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna OC Discord Main 6
Discord makes a deal with Celestia, sending a human to Equestria at the start of season two.
When Discord breaks free of his stone prison, he proves to be much older and wiser than he was on the show. A being of ancient and unimaginable power, he forces Celestia to make a deal to save her little ponies. What she doesn't realize is that one of the terms of the deal is that she forgets ever making it. Enter Navarone, a poor human just trying to get by—or at least, to the ponies that's what he looks like. Pulled from his home by an accidental summoning from one Twilight Sparkle, Navarone is thrust into a world of ponies and more violence than he expected from such a peaceful seeming world. These are his adventures—with a few asides from everybody's favorite Lord of Chaos, of course.
Now on TVtropes! I answered a ton of questions for the fellow making this, so the stuff on there is mostly accurate.
Cover picture by a fellow called Sawhorse . If you see any mistakes, send me a PM with the chapter, the line, and the mistake and I'll fix it. This thing is huge. There are plenty of mistakes in there. Also, there are spoilers in the comments.
If you want a download link to the story or to see it before the rewrite.
I make all the clop in this story skippable. But if you don't want to see it at all, I have it without clop on gdocs. But if you're a dirty heathen and you like clop, here's your version.
It feels unfair to spoil a story in the description, but a lot of people have asked for a warning about this, so the main character of my story eventually gets gender-swapped for a long duration.
Chapters Prologue · 23rd of November, 20124,244
Chapter One—And so it Begins... · 18th of September, 201217,092
Chapter Two—Blue Moon · 18th of September, 20128,402
Chapter Three—Just Say No · 31st of August, 20129,131
Chapter Four—Nightmare Night · 19th of November, 201215,183
Chapter Five—Twilight ’s challenge · 5th of September, 201210,063
Chapter Six—Horsing Around · 7th of December, 201218,221
Chapter Seven—Mailmares, dancing, and Cutie Marks · 28th of August, 20127,520
Chapter Eight—Carnies, teeth, and interesting meetings · 19th of September, 201215,536
Chapter Nine—Hunter... or hunted? · 14th of September, 20128,114
Chapter Ten—The Gala · 14th of September, 20128,060
Chapter Eleven—Summer Wrap Up · 2nd of September, 20128,803
Chapter Twelve—Aftermath. · 3rd of September, 201213,204
Chapter Thirteen—I didn’t go to school for this · 7th of December, 201213,138
Chapter Fourteen—Instrumentalists and fillies · 16th of September, 20126,626
Special Christmas Chapter · 26th of December, 20123,093
Chapter Fifteen—No good deed goes unpunished · 17th of September, 201210,748
Chapter Sixteen—The march to freedom! · 7th of December, 201212,948
Chapter Seventeen—Coming down from the high of war · 19th of September, 201213,019
Chapter Eighteen—More snake people. · 21st of September, 20124,769
Chapter Nineteen—Affairs of the Heart · 4th of September, 20123,282
Chapter Twenty—I am not the love doctor · 6th of September, 20127,451
Chapter Twenty-One—Why I never want to help Rarity again · 7th of December, 20126,980
Chapter Twenty-Two—Dammit Twilight . Also, fuck dragons. · 6th of September, 201211,571
Chapter Twenty-Three—Back to Egypt. · 30th of November, 201211,733
Chapter Twenty-Four—Knives in the... day · 8th of December, 201218,767
Chapter Twenty-Five—A chance meeting of a lifetime · 8th of December, 201210,913
Chapter Twenty-Six—The long way home · 10th of November, 201212,105
Chapter Twenty-Seven—The wager · 7th of December, 201213,064
Chapter Twenty-Eight—Introductions · 5th of October, 201210,169
Chapter Twenty-Nine—I just can’t hold all these snake people! · 19th of November, 20128,462
Chapter Thirty—Ouch, my everything · 5th of October, 20125,694
Chapter Thirty-One—Long talks and rave parties · 7th of December, 201215,110
Chapter Thirty-Two—I’m a shitty guard · 8th of December, 201216,113
Chapter Thirty-Three—Weddings to ruin, cheese legs to taunt · 8th of December, 201225,213
Chapter Thirty-Four—Happiness is Overrated · 7th of December, 201231,991
Chapter Thirty-Five—Fear and Loathing in Canterlot · 7th of December, 201215,326
Chapter Thirty-Six—Parties, weddings, and dreams · 20th of November, 201226,864
Chapter Thirty-Seven—Fishing, monsters, and running away · 19th of October, 201216,212
Chapter Thirty-Eight—The Equalizer · 26th of November, 20129,405
Chapter Thirty-Nine—I hate Canterlot · 7th of December, 201227,290
Chapter Forty—Fruits and Poultry · 7th of December, 201213,120
Chapter Forty-One—Talking with Monsters · 23rd of September, 20122,760
Chapter Forty-Two—Injuries and mixing medicines · 24th of October, 20129,955
Chapter Forty-Three—Weed and promises made · 8th of December, 201210,091
Chapter Forty-Four—A visit to a changeling hive · 3rd of November, 201220,057
Chapter Forty-Five—Rewards and more spells · 28th of October, 20127,984
Chapter Forty-Six—Gryphus · 7th of November, 201220,496
Chapter Forty-Seven—Hunting · 21st of November, 201210,209
Chapter Forty-Eight—Estrus · 7th of December, 201210,679
Chapter Forty-Nine—A Visit from a Friend · 30th of September, 201213,671
Chapter Fifty—Let the Race Begin · 4th of December, 20126,765
Chapter Fifty-One—Fuck Appaloosa. Also, more cheeselegs! · 19th of October, 201214,800
Chapter Fifty-Two—I fucking hate bugs · 2nd of December, 201214,243
Chapter Fifty-Three—Thank God for human insurance · 7th of December, 20128,750
Chapter Fifty-Four—Seriously, fuck Appaloosa · 8th of November, 20129,747
Chapter Fifty-Five—One of these days, these mares are going to kill me. · 19th of October, 20128,914
Chapter Fifty-Six—The Fabulous Flankfurt Festival · 8th of November, 201211,387
Chapter Fifty-Seven—Playing by the rules is overrated anyway · 20th of October, 201216,309
Chapter Fifty-Eight—Life as a human in pony land is always busy · 25th of November, 201212,982
Chapter Fifty-Nine—Wuthering Ponies · 20th of October, 201212,596
Chapter Sixty—Date night · 3rd of December, 20129,522
Chapter Sixty-One—Tournament and goodbyes · 20th of October, 20128,831
Chapter Sixty-Two—On having standards... · 24th of November, 201214,523
Chapter Sixty-Three—This is why I don’t follow orders · 5th of December, 201216,869
Chapter Sixty-Four—Becoming a real family man · 16th of November, 201215,673
Chapter Sixty-Five—Building blocks of a home · 8th of December, 201212,699
Chapter Sixty-Six—I never was good at pranking · 7th of December, 201214,056
Chapter Sixty-Seven—I just can’t hold all this responsibility · 17th of December, 201211,138
Chapter Sixty-Eight—Substance abuse, here I come. · 20th of December, 201213,750
Chapter Sixty-Nine—What did I ever do to deserve this? · 6th of January, 201312,020
Chapter Seventy—War Games · 12th of January, 201320,243
Chapter Seventy-One—Getting better at that pranking thing · 18th of January, 201313,793
Chapter Seventy-Two—Coming home this Christmas day… · 26th of January, 201314,466
Chapter Seventy-Three—The worst feeling in the world · 31st of January, 201314,458
Chapter Seventy-Four—Armed and dangerous · 10th of February, 201310,692
Chapter Seventy-Five—Thank God I’m chaotic something · 26th of February, 201318,018
Chapter Seventy-Six—All good things must end · 16th of March, 201313,189
Chapter Seventy-Seven—I get the weirdest guests · 29th of March, 201321,517
Chapter Seventy-Eight—And it was all going so well… · 10th of April, 201311,441
Chapter Seventy-Nine—Bed rest with no sexy nurse? Blasphemy · 16th of April, 201316,520
Chapter Eighty—Sometimes I can’t help but wonder if I bring things on myself · 25th of April, 201311,582
Chapter Eighty-One—Dreamwalking · 2nd of May, 201320,187
Chapter Eighty-Two—New friend…s? · 15th of May, 201318,815
Chapter Eighty-Three—Wedding and the fall heat · 25th of May, 201314,173
Chapter Eighty-Four—Harvest · 5th of June, 201316,357
Chapter Eighty-Five—No, Nav. You are the demons. · 21st of June, 201316,967
Chapter Eighty-Six—Rambunctiously Radical Rave · 9th of July, 201319,221
Chapter Eighty-Seven—Consequences · 12th of July, 201313,385
Chapter Eighty-Eight—Some Serious Shit · 20th of July, 201315,292
Chapter Eighty-Nine—I'm on a Boat · 9th of August, 201313,628
Chapter Ninety—Stupendous Stalliongrad Soiree · 13th of August, 201311,896
Chapter Ninety-One—Soiree Part Two · 17th of August, 201312,949
Chapter Ninety-Two—Show of Hands · 25th of August, 201313,350
Chapter Ninety-Three—I’ve seen some shit · 31st of August, 201312,711
Chapter Ninety-Four—Crystal Empire · 3rd of September, 201314,120
Chapter Ninety-Five—No Gods or Kings · 8th of September, 201314,101
Chapter Ninety-Six—Down the Rabbit Hole · 14th of September, 201315,119
Chapter Ninety-Seven—Inside the Fire · 28th of September, 201313,842
Chapter Ninety-Eight—On the Road Again · 14th of October, 201312,209
Chapter Ninety-Nine—Take a look, it’s in a book... · 9th of November, 201322,265
Chapter One Hundred—New Crew · 19th of November, 201316,033
Chapter One Hundred and One—Welcome to the Jungle · 18th of December, 201315,196
Chapter One Hundred and Two—Come into my lair... · 26th of December, 201314,780
Chapter One Hundred and Three—...said the spider to the fly · 28th of December, 201313,347
Chapter One Hundred and Four—Monkey Business · 30th of December, 201314,986
Chapter One Hundred and Five—Back in business · 3rd of January, 201413,591
Chapter One Hundred and Six—The First Curse · 6th of January, 201412,671
Chapter One Hundred and Seven—The Lost City · 12th of January, 201413,414
Chapter One Hundred and Eight—Flying South for the Winter · 15th of January, 201413,383
Chapter One Hundred and Nine—Ice, ice, baby! · 21st of January, 201411,446
Chapter One Hundred and Ten—The Haunted · 28th of January, 201414,878
Chapter One Hundred and Eleven—The Damned · 21st of February, 201416,194
Chapter One Hundred and Twelve—Through the Eyes of a Dragon · 16th of March, 201417,586
Chapter One Hundred and Thirteen—Good to be Back · 8th of April, 201413,147
Chapter One Hundred and Fourteen—Homecoming · 20th of April, 201412,158
Chapter One Hundred and Fifteen—Welcome Home · 1st of May, 201417,436
Chapter One Hundred and Sixteen · 13th of May, 201416,400
Chapter One Hundred and Seventeen—Another Gala Down · 28th of May, 201414,462
Chapter One Hundred and Eighteen—Return to Ponyville · 12th of July, 201414,271
Chapter One Hundred and Nineteen—Too Many Pinkies · 10th of August, 201412,580
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty—The Calm Between the Storms · 29th of August, 201413,714
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-One—Trixie's Challenge · 17th of September, 201415,959
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Two—Trixie's Comeuppance · 28th of September, 201421,177
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Three—Return to the Capital · 29th of October, 201414,464
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Four—The Herald of Change · 3rd of November, 20147,163
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Five—Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 17th of November, 20147,966
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Six—The First Date · 24th of December, 20149,565
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Seven—Back to Adventure · 5th of February, 201510,690
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Eight—Into the Queen's Dark Hole · 2nd of March, 201510,193
Chapter One Hundred and Twenty-Nine—Return of the Dead · 26th of March, 20158,644
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty—As if There Wasn't Enough Weird Shit · 7th of April, 20157,937
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-One—War Games: Changeling Edition · 26th of June, 201515,441
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Two—About Time · 17th of August, 201510,955
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Three—Short Cooldown · 7th of October, 201514,688
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Four · 15th of December, 201527,231
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Five — Heart’s Vein · 23rd of January, 201615,295
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Six — After School Special · 8th of March, 201614,593
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Seven—Drugs are Bad, M'Kay · 20th of April, 201614,240
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Eight — Pertz · 4th of May, 201618,871
Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Nine—Row Row Row Your Boat · 31st of May, 201615,158
Chapter One Hundred and Forty — The Exorcism of Canterlot · 30th of June, 201616,424
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-One—Visitors · 22nd of July, 201614,006
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Two · 18th of August, 201615,791
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Three — The Great Outing · 11th of October, 201618,643
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Four—Navarone Goes to Canterlot · 7th of November, 201612,150
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Five — Cloudsdale · 15th of December, 201616,288
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Six — Ennobling · 16th of January, 201720,910
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Seven—Administrating Sucks · 8th of February, 201718,373
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Eight — Hawaii · 1st of March, 201715,752
Chapter One Hundred and Forty-Nine—Crispy Fried · 21st of March, 201717,910
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty—New Threads · 28th of April, 201716,157
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-One—Dawn of the First Day · 4th of June, 20179,819
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Two—Dawn of the Second Day · 12th of July, 201718,125
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Three—Dawn of the Third Day · 24th of August, 201718,574
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Four—The Perils of Drinking · 5th of September, 201719,593
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Five—Fetch Quests are the Worst · 17th of September, 201716,290
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Six · 25th of September, 201716,007
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Seven · 8th of October, 201724,309
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Eight · 21st of October, 201713,521
Chapter One Hundred and Fifty-Nine · 2nd of November, 201719,724
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty · 11th of November, 201712,038
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-One · 16th of November, 201719,315
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Two · 27th of November, 201716,132
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Three · 16th of December, 201715,228
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Four · 30th of December, 201719,796
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Five · 23rd of January, 201822,095
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Six · 13th of February, 201821,513
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Seven · 1st of March, 201815,670
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Eight · 15th of March, 201818,054
Chapter One Hundred and Sixty-Nine—The Gryphoning · 9th of April, 201814,624
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy—City Tour · 19th of April, 201813,641
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-One · 26th of May, 201811,319
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Two · 20th of June, 201815,384
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Three · 11th of July, 201814,276
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Four · 13th of July, 201835,407
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Five—The Hamlet of Mehdiocrity · 15th of August, 201816,444
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Six · 2nd of September, 201819,332
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Seven—Hurray for Bad Decisions! · 15th of September, 201817,702
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Eight · 4th of October, 201814,003
Chapter One Hundred and Seventy-Nine · 4th of November, 201817,161
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty · 19th of November, 201816,737
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-One—A Nice Respite · 2nd of December, 201810,347
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Two · 14th of January, 201919,817
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Three · 5th of February, 201921,905
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Four · 14th of February, 201913,137
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Five · 3rd of March, 201916,925
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Six—The First Round Table · 31st of March, 201925,739
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Seven · 22nd of April, 201923,819
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Eight · 13th of May, 201914,694
Chapter One Hundred and Eighty-Nine · 14th of May, 201914,366
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety · 5th of June, 201913,930
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-One · 6th of July, 201920,193
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Two · 19th of August, 201915,054
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Three · 25th of September, 201922,127
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Four · 24th of October, 201919,320
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Five · 25th of November, 201924,845
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Six · 31st of December, 201921,860
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Seven · 6th of February, 202018,284
Chapter One Hundred and Ninety-Eight · 26th of April, 202020,797
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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Random Slice of Life Alt. Universe Twilight Luna Trixie Main 6
The entire series of FiM as a harem comedy, centering around a Rule 63 Twilight Sparkle
Twilight Sparkle was never born. As a mare, anyway. Instead, this story stars the young colt Dusk Shine, personal protoge of Celestia, asocial bookworm, and (unknownst to him) super-cute pretty boy.
When Celestia sends Dusk Shine to Ponyville, all he wants to do is prepare for Nightmare Moon's return. But when five certain mares each develop a massive crush on Dusk, he'll have more on his plate than Twilight ever did. (No clop scenes, I Pinkie Promise)
Hey, author of the story here. You might have noticed that there's a big ugly Cancelled at the bottom of all those chapters. This is only half true. The story is actually continuing under the name of a different author, White Rabbit. In fact, you're probably here to get a little recap for his version of it. It's okay, nobody's judging you. When you're done reading this (and by god, I hope you have a lot of spare time for that), go here for the continuation.
Chapters Mio Amore, No Me Gusta · 31st of July, 201210,174
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus · 1st of August, 20122,609
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 2 · 20th of October, 20124,979
The Celestia-Damned Gala Tickets from Tartarus Pt. 3 · 20th of October, 20124,384
Dat Plot (and Subplot) · 13th of August, 20122,950
Dat Plot (and Subplot) Pt. 2 · 15th of August, 20123,085
DatPlot (and Subplot) Pt. 3 · 1st of September, 20123,173
Dusk meets Trixie · 20th of September, 20126,520
The Rise of Dovashy · 31st of August, 20122,271
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 2 · 6th of September, 20122,362
The Rise of Dovashy Pt. 3 · 8th of September, 20122,937
Sleepovers and Shenanigans · 18th of September, 20122,754
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20121,408
Sleepovers and Shenanigans Pt. 3 · 14th of September, 20122,036
Wild Mass Guessing · 15th of September, 20124,597
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20121,818
Wild Mass Guessing Pt. 3 · 4th of October, 20125,256
A Parasprite's POV · 6th of October, 20122,729
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 2 · 19th of October, 20122,533
A Parasprite's POV Pt. 3 · 29th of October, 20127,401
Winter Wrap-Up (Or Not...) · 29th of October, 2012698
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever · 18th of November, 20125,728
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 2 · 25th of November, 20127,040
Cutie Marks, Forbidden Love, and Slendermane Being the Worst Role Model Ever Pt. 3 · 13th of January, 20136,344
¡Traducción Española en Producción! · 16th of February, 201357
Rarity's Pussy · 18th of February, 20137,549
Intermission Chapter: The Date · 24th of February, 20132,694
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 2 · 28th of March, 20134,042
Deleted Scene: Celestia's Love Letter · 1st of April, 2013874
Rarity's Pussy Pt. 3 · 6th of April, 20134,563
Pinkieception · 10th of April, 20132,759
Pinkieception Pt. 2 · 13th of April, 20133,401
Pinkieception Pt. 3 · 18th of April, 20134,009
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Premiere · 27th of May, 20133,560
Intermission Chapter: Luna's Letters · 17th of July, 20131,334
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Movie · 22nd of August, 20136,287
Rainbow Dash is Best Pony: The Crossover · 7th of April, 20142,372
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MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Slice of Life Human Fluttershy Twilight Other
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept... For a given value of "realistic."
A slightly more realistic take on the "Human in Equestria" story concept.
... For a given value of "realistic."
Okay, it's barely realistic but it is a hell of a lot of fun...
Now with an image graciously provided by Page Turner, and an audiobook version narrated by multifanficaday and if you prefer it in German, FrankyDoodle has got you covered!
And a TVTropes Page!
Last Featured: 11/26/2019! Thank you so much!
Chapters One · 6th of March, 20122,538
Two · 14th of March, 20123,378
Three · 15th of March, 20125,456
Four · 14th of March, 20123,388
Five · 15th of March, 20125,706
Extras Number One · 18th of March, 2012997
Six · 18th of March, 20123,250
Seven · 19th of March, 20123,925
Eight · 16th of April, 20123,770
Nine · 25th of March, 20123,056
Ten · 31st of March, 20123,757
Eleven · 3rd of April, 20123,884
Twelve · 19th of May, 20124,748
Thirteen · 1st of June, 20123,755
Fourteen · 28th of June, 20123,428
Fifteen · 16th of August, 20124,903
Sixteen · 19th of November, 20123,684
Seventeen · 14th of December, 20125,322
Eighteen · 14th of January, 201312,601
Nineteen · 13th of February, 20134,178
Twenty · 19th of March, 20134,220
Twenty-One · 4th of April, 201310,309
Twenty-Two · 5th of April, 20131,187
Twenty-Three · 15th of April, 20133,659
Twenty-Four · 13th of May, 20135,185
Twenty-Five · 19th of June, 20133,345
Twenty-Six · 21st of December, 20138,148
Twenty-Seven · 15th of January, 20141,407
Twenty-Eight (Updated) · 21st of July, 20143,338
Twenty-Nine · 29th of September, 20141,352
Thirty · 19th of October, 20145,310
Thirty-One · 19th of December, 20143,961
Thirty-Two · 24th of December, 20143,890
Thirty-Three · 5th of November, 2015707
Thirty-Four · 13th of November, 2015784
Prologue · 20th of December, 20172,626
Thirty-Five · 1st of November, 20191,127
Thirty-Six · 2nd of November, 20193,485
Extras 2 · 6th of November, 2019675
Extras 3 · 8th of November, 2019824
Thirty-Seven · 8th of November, 20192,418
Extras 4 · 12th of November, 2019733
Thirty-Eight · 16th of November, 20192,751
Thirty-Nine · 22nd of November, 20191,384
Forty · 26th of November, 20191,639
Extras 5 · 27th of November, 2019836
Extras 6 · 13th of December, 20191,007
Endgame Homage · 2nd of February, 20201,967
Likes: 4444 Dislikes: 94
MLP: FiM Adventure Sci-Fi Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna OC Carrot Top Main 6
A mysterious predator haunts the White Tail Woods... one that is deadly, terrifying, and...nice?
This is the first book of The Humanity Within Trilogy. Its sequel is What I've Done.
I wasn't always like this, a monster, running through the woods on an alien planet. I was once a man. I had dreams, a girlfriend, and a great job. Then They came. In the middle of the night, They scooped me from my home, and... changed me.
Now I'm a beast, a demon the like of which the world I've become stranded on has never seen before, scraping by on the fringes of society, hiding from the natives, and doing my best to avoid notice.
After all, who could ever be friends with a monster?
Cover Image done by the very talented PaintSplotch! You can find his FimFic account here. And here is his DeviantArt Account! Now 100% approved by Twilight 's Library! Mad props to my prereaders:ThatPonyWithASword. Admiral Applejack. JXWheeler
Chapters Chapter I · 18th of August, 20141,247
Chapter II · 24th of August, 20141,628
Chapter III · 10th of September, 20143,053
Chapter IV · 12th of September, 20143,104
Chapter V · 16th of September, 20142,124
Chapter VI · 17th of September, 20142,296
Chapter VII · 24th of September, 20143,685
Chapter VIII · 30th of September, 20143,315
Chapter IX · 5th of October, 20143,296
Chapter X · 24th of October, 20143,566
Chapter XI · 30th of October, 20142,860
Chapter XII · 10th of November, 20143,537
Chapter XIII · 14th of November, 20143,914
Chapter XIV · 26th of November, 20142,075
Epilogue · 4th of December, 2014572
Likes: 4084 Dislikes: 56
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Alt. Universe Twilight Rarity Discord Main 6 CMCs
When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales.
Everypony enjoys myths and ponytales, even if they know such things aren't real. Alicorns fighting against a spirit of chaos? An ancient princess trapped in a library under a tree, waiting to be found? Quite enchanting and fantastic tales yes, but nonetheless as fictional as Daring Do and other such stories. At least, that's what Rarity used to think.
She doesn't anymore.
Dedicated to Annuska for being as amazing a writer as she is a friend.
Patreon! Based on an old oneshot . Chapter Art by Arctic Waters // Graphic Design and Typography by Swan Song .
Chapters ~ Act I ~ 01 ~ The Library in the Forest ~ · 11th of February, 20159,769
~ Interlude I ~ A Research Log ~ · 26th of February, 2015686
~ Act I ~ 02 ~ The Princess in the Library ~ · 26th of February, 20156,984
~ Act I ~ 03 ~ The Questions in the Labyrinth ~ · 29th of March, 201512,942
~ Act I ~ 04 ~ The Princess Parade ~ · 11th of April, 20159,070
~ Act I ~ 05 ~ The Dragon Library ~ · 25th of May, 20157,169
~ Act I ~ 06 ~ The Broken Promise ~ · 20th of June, 20157,768
~ Interlude II ~ A Letter to Twilight ~ · 27th of July, 2015398
~ Act I ~ 07 ~ The Search For Princess Booky ~ · 27th of July, 201514,297
~ Act I ~ 08 ~ The Last Letter of Fritter Cobbler ~ · 1st of September, 201512,090
~ Act I ~ 09 ~ The Shadow on the Wall ~ · 19th of September, 201511,541
~ Act I ~ 10 ~ The Party Mare and Her Secret ~ · 14th of October, 20155,308
~ Act I ~ 11 ~ The Broken Star ~ · 18th of October, 20159,435
~ Act I ~ 12 ~ The Professor's Theory ~ · 13th of November, 20158,296
~ Interlude III ~ A Filly's Dream ~ · 13th of November, 20153,543
~ Act II ~ 13 ~ The Princess' Request ~ · 19th of December, 20159,561
~ Act II ~ 14 ~ The Missing Owl ~ · 8th of February, 20166,943
~ Act II ~ 15 ~ The Kitten and the Butterfly ~ · 29th of February, 20169,926
~ Interlude IV ~ An Untold Bedtime Story ~ · 28th of March, 20166,514
~ Act II ~ 16 ~ The Dragon Falls ~ · 26th of April, 20167,987
~ Act II ~ 17 ~ The Dragon Thief ~ · 24th of May, 20168,231
~ Act II ~ 18 ~ The Dragon Sacrifice ~ · 26th of July, 201610,565
~ Act II ~ 19 ~ The Promise Of A Future Meeting ~ · 10th of September, 20167,847
~ Act II ~ 20 ~ The Wrangled Maze ~ · 22nd of December, 20169,540
~ Act II ~ 21 ~ The Checklist Conversation ~ · 1st of January, 20175,322
~ Act II ~ 22 ~ The Secret of Heart's Haven ~ · 11th of January, 20179,283
~ Act II ~ 23 ~ The Library's Revelations ~ · 19th of January, 20177,115
~ Interlude V ~ A Filly's Nightmare ~ · 10th of February, 20173,520
~ Act II ~ 24 ~ The Light of the Library ~ · 13th of February, 20178,399
~ Act III ~ 25 ~ The Old Castle's Secret ~ · 27th of February, 20179,111
~ Act III ~ 26 ~ The Legacy From Long Ago ~ · 6th of March, 20175,366
~ Act III ~ 27 ~ The Princess's Last Letter ~ · 19th of March, 20178,563
~ Interlude VI ~ A Vision I ~ · 19th of March, 2017406
~ Act III ~ 28 ~ The Three Stallions ~ · 27th of March, 20179,972
~ Interlude VII ~ A Vision II ~ · 27th of March, 2017860
~ Act III ~ 29 ~ The Longest Night ~ · 31st of March, 201714,451
~ Interlude VIII ~ A Better Future ~ · 4th of April, 2017588
~ Act III ~ 30 ~ The Magic of Hollow Shades ~ · 18th of May, 20175,854
~ Act III ~ 31 ~ The Tale of the Four Princesses ~ · 25th of May, 20177,205
~ Interlude IX ~ An Enchanted Library ~ · 25th of May, 20173,935
~ Act III ~ 32 ~ The Curse of the Everfree ~ · 1st of June, 201710,079
~ Act III ~ 33 ~ The Shared Memories ~ · 7th of June, 20178,620
~ Act III ~ 34 ~ The Return to Canterlot Castle ~ · 7th of June, 20176,148
~ Act III ~ 35 ~ The Last Seeking Night ~ · 8th of June, 20175,629
~ Act III ~ 36 ~ The Seamstress in the Library ~ · 8th of June, 20178,758
~ ??? ~ A Long Wait ~ End of Book I ~ · 14th of June, 20171,553
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MLP: FiM Adventure Drama Alt. Universe Celestia Luna OC Main 6 Chrysalis
Thanks to the love bomb at the Royal Wedding, Princess Celestia is revealed to be a Changeling Queen. How will Equestria, deal with this? And why is Celestia a Changeling Queen in the first place?
At the Royal Wedding, Chrysalis and the Changelings were revealed to all of Equestria.
But another mask was torn away that day. A mask born for a thousand years. A mask created on one promise. A mask, that has become synonymous, fused, to its bearer.
A mask that when ripped off, causes Twilight , her friends and Luna to question everything they ever knew about the one pony, one very important pony.
At the Royal Wedding, the meaning of the phrase 'Princess Celestia' changes forever.
NOTE: Chrysalis is NOT Celestia!!! That'd be impossible to pull off.
Credits to: Plainoasis for the design of the cover art Note 2: Original cover art here: https://angelea-phoenix.deviantart.com/art/Contest-entry-Changeling-Celestia-337023552
Pre-read/edited by Zervziel ,Blankscape , FinalFan , Courage Fire Aurora Borealis
Side Stories to this can be found: here .
Contribute to the TV Tropes Page (thanks to Babs_Seed72 for getting it up)
Chapters Prologue: The Promise (Majorly Rewritten) · 11th of February, 2013362
Chapter 1: The Life of an Actress · 11th of February, 20133,103
Chapter 2: The Royal Wedding · 13th of February, 20132,347
Chapter 3: Prelude to the Trial · 17th of February, 20132,167
Chapter 4: A Way to the Truth · 22nd of February, 20132,144
Chapter 5: Realization · 26th of February, 20132,189
Chapter 6: Stories · 9th of March, 20134,762
Chapter 7: The Night Alternia Died · 19th of April, 20133,750
Chapter 8: The Dawn of a New Celestia · 4th of May, 20133,784
Alternia: Question and Answer Session · 18th of May, 20139,683
Chapter 9: To Comfort the Moon · 15th of June, 20133,662
Chapter 10: New Promises · 25th of July, 20134,195
Chapter 11: New Developments · 24th of September, 20137,062
Chapter 12: The Drawing of the Lines · 23rd of October, 20137,045
Chapter 13 Life Changing Decisions · 18th of November, 20135,152
Chapter 14 Vestiges of Peace · 14th of January, 20145,872
Chapter 15: Queen meets Princess · 25th of January, 20146,689
Chapter 16: The Precipice · 26th of February, 20147,341
Chapter 17: Night Talk and Fencing · 25th of March, 20146,430
Chapter 18: Trust and Traitors · 17th of June, 201411,038
Chapter 19: Twilight Time · 7th of November, 20143,695
Chapter 20: Sisters · 8th of November, 20144,537
Chapter 21: Mother and Daughter · 9th of November, 20146,642
Chapter 22: A Convenant Takes Shape · 7th of March, 20156,437
Chapter 23: Twilight Time #2, Entomology · 8th of March, 20154,048
Chapter 24: What Goes Around Comes Around · 9th of March, 20156,325
Chapter 25: Fall · 14th of July, 201513,027
Chapter 26: Reactions · 15th of July, 20155,382
Chapter 27: Raising the Sun · 16th of July, 20155,079
Chapter 28: An Offer · 17th of July, 20153,867
Chapter 29: Into a New Dawn · 22nd of July, 20153,698
Chapter 30: The End? · 22nd of July, 2015506
Infinite Horizons Guest Chapter · 26th of February, 20145,920
Likes: 3723 Dislikes: 68
MLP: FiM Romance Comedy Twilight Celestia Luna Other Chrysalis
Twilight accidentally marries Chrysalis.
For years, Twilight Sparkle and Queen Chrysalis have been at each other's throats. Both have experienced victory over the other, and both have experienced defeat. Out of all the creatures in Equestria, none despise each other the way the pony Princess and changeling Queen do. They seemed destined to remain locked in battle forever, or at least until one is finally dead at the hooves of the other. The cruel insults, the vicious loathing, and the powerful spells that have passed back and forth between them at each meeting have become the stuff of legend.
Imagine Twilight 's surprise when she finds out changelings consider this dating.
And now they're married.
***
Sequel: Pony Courtship Rituals
***
Some beautiful fanart of the end of chapter three was done by Dmann892 ; you can see it here .
More awesome fanart, this time from chapter one.
Now with a TvTropes page (obligatory TvTropes warning goes here).
If you want a Russian translation, you can find it here.
There is now a reading of the story on Youtube, which starts here .
Chapters Chapter One: The Engagement · 13th of November, 20153,369
Chapter Two: The Honeymoon · 21st of November, 20153,166
Chapter Three: The Princesses · 8th of December, 20157,069
Chapter Four: The Family · 12th of January, 20166,373
Chapter Five: The Friends · 9th of February, 20166,823
Chapter Six: The Afterparty · 8th of March, 20163,409
Chapter Seven: The Wedding... and the Truth · 25th of March, 20167,662
The Epilogue · 28th of March, 2016587
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MLP: FiM Sex Gore Adventure Human Alt. Universe Luna OC Nightmare Moon
Right before the Elements struck, the Nightmare unleashed a spell out of desperation. A substitution spell. Otherwise known as the correct use of Kawarimi.
As the elements were unleashed, the Nightmare knew it was over. But it would not let it's fun end. No, it would not be left behind. It would find another world to bring to ruin. As for the poor sap that was left in It's place? He was going to get blasted, what did it matter what he ended up getting from It?
Cover Image by NetherWalker
Realized there was no link, so I'm adding two, one here and one in the chapter. After the events of Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare , the juicy bits that I cant put in a T fic: Defining Love
Edit: I swear, half of you are uncultured heathens. The thing in the image with the Nightmare's hair is a substitute doll
Chapters Nightmare Used Substitute. Substitute Weathered the Blow. · 25th of April, 20152,168
Foals are Friends, not Food · 25th of April, 20152,649
Dreamweaver · 25th of April, 20152,127
"..And then I Jumped out and Yelled 'Supplies!" · 26th of April, 20152,412
Resource Farming · 28th of April, 20152,895
Party Like it's... What Year is it Again? · 30th of April, 20152,184
It's not the Truth, It's What They See · 1st of May, 20152,870
Jobs? Give me a List of Names, and Some Darts · 4th of May, 20152,689
Clearing Jungles and Jungle Clearings. · 6th of May, 20155,351
Be Cautious of what you Wish for. · 7th of May, 20153,330
A Daughter's Fear · 9th of May, 20152,971
Our Past Gives Birth to Our Fears · 21st of May, 20152,542
Where One Exists, So May Others · 21st of May, 20152,661
What's in a Name? · 23rd of May, 20152,634
Where There's Smoke · 23rd of May, 20152,194
Pick your Poison · 24th of May, 20153,768
Spiritual and Physical Health · 28th of May, 20153,421
Their Love Gives Him Strength · 29th of May, 20152,301
A More Elegant Resource Run for a More Civilized People · 30th of May, 20154,487
Uh, Sir? You Have Something on Your... · 1st of June, 20153,239
One Shadow Does Not Lie to Another · 2nd of June, 20153,470
I Leave You Guys for a Week · 3rd of June, 20152,098
Kings Weep Not for Their People, But No King is He · 3rd of June, 20152,816
Marriage and Leadership · 19th of June, 20153,705
Proper Plot Care · 21st of June, 20154,044
Queen Huggle-Buzz · 23rd of June, 20153,575
Everything the Light Touches · 23rd of June, 20152,739
...Is Wracked with Pain · 23rd of June, 20151,891
Dreams of Home · 29th of June, 20155,256
Goals · 30th of June, 20154,005
Low Blows and the Love of Children · 1st of July, 20154,819
Turnabout is Fair Play · 5th of July, 20153,081
Desperate for Love · 6th of July, 20153,284
The Fate of the Lost · 24th of July, 20153,104
Like a Good Neighbor · 28th of July, 20155,994
That's Not What I Meant by a Heart to Heart, Put Down the Knife. · 30th of July, 20154,036
When You Invite Someone to Dinner, Take Their Dietary Needs into Account · 31st of July, 20152,823
Bonus Objective: No Alerts Triggered · 31st of July, 20155,190
Watch that Recoil · 4th of August, 20153,355
Rainy Days and Mondays · 6th of August, 20154,271
All Work and No Play Leads to a Frustrated Cuddlebug · 7th of August, 20153,803
Lookin for Love · 8th of August, 20154,787
Blood Rage: Highs and Lows · 15th of August, 20156,222
Oh My God, It's Everywhere! · 17th of August, 20155,307
Embraced, Both in Body and Mind · 18th of August, 20153,274
Family Get-Together · 18th of August, 20152,664
It's not Often We get Visitors · 23rd of August, 20153,591
She Cares for Her Own · 25th of August, 20153,441
Don't Underestimate the Power of a Bored Mare · 27th of August, 20155,812
A God Without Worshippers · 3rd of September, 20156,724
Taking Census · 8th of September, 20155,858
Better the Carrot than the Array · 11th of September, 20155,028
The Legends of Another World · 12th of September, 20153,760
Charity is its Own Reward... · 24th of September, 20155,970
...but I do Accept Reality Checks · 8th of October, 20155,755
Surveying the Kingdom · 15th of October, 20155,947
The Truth About Changeling Culture · 3rd of November, 20155,019
The Start of the New Way and the Scars of the Twilight Coup · 7th of November, 20153,620
A New Type of Hive · 8th of November, 20154,893
Some Bend and Some Break · 10th of November, 20155,102
Your Bed is Warmer · 14th of November, 20155,153
Now Remember, First Impressions are Important · 18th of November, 20154,228
The Council and the Patchwork Mare · 22nd of November, 20154,941
Happiness Doubled by Family Shared · 29th of November, 20154,937
Holiday Fever · 3rd of December, 20154,834
Memories of Christmas Warmings past · 21st of December, 20156,385
Not that kind of love, geeze! · 30th of December, 20155,085
Retaliations · 2nd of January, 20165,428
I'd say Screw the Everfree Forest... · 7th of January, 20165,612
...But It May Derive Some Pleasure From Such an Act · 10th of January, 20166,256
Bunnytopia · 13th of January, 20164,705
Those Who Suffer in Silence · 17th of January, 20165,936
Pandinus Discovers Pranks and Cimmerian Embraces His Feminine Side · 19th of January, 20165,814
Jailbreak · 22nd of January, 20166,944
The Mad Hive Vs. The Shadow Hive · 25th of January, 20165,655
Madness Unleashed · 26th of January, 20166,606
Do Griffons go on Dates? · 28th of January, 20164,603
Home at Last, and the Mistress is Hungry · 30th of January, 20165,773
Princess Cadance, Alicorn of Marriage Counseling · 2nd of February, 20168,294
The Talk · 6th of February, 20165,904
On Alicorn Hygiene Practices · 13th of February, 20166,115
Practice Makes Perfect · 17th of February, 20166,080
The Shell Shocked and the Settled · 25th of February, 20167,415
Dream-Sweep · 27th of February, 20166,982
Hope to the Hopeless, The Brightest Shadow · 14th of March, 20165,820
A Bunch of Bull · 2nd of May, 20164,952
Dreaming of a Green Christmas. · 12th of May, 20166,720
Dream Lesson · 31st of May, 20163,704
The Party Mare Cometh · 8th of September, 20163,612
Warming Hearts · 8th of September, 20162,589
What to Do With A Spare Soul · 9th of September, 20162,674
Cross-Culture Christmas · 29th of November, 20167,241
Beginning of the End · 31st of December, 20165,053
Hightalon · 1st of January, 20175,606
Heed the Words of the Elders · 31st of January, 20176,594
Familiar Territory, Familiar Faces · 20th of March, 20175,257
Reality Meets Expectations · 24th of May, 20175,833
The Mission: Steal the Moon · 2nd of June, 201713,114
Recovery is a Not-So-long Road for an Alicorn · 16th of June, 20176,505
These Campaigns were Easier on the Computer · 15th of September, 20175,492
Hive Exploits · 1st of November, 20174,542
Wearing Down Resistance · 6th of December, 20173,550
Life Lessons · 12th of December, 20176,043
Marks of the Soul · 23rd of December, 20173,443
Did I Miss Anything? · 24th of November, 20183,860
Crystal Corpse · 21st of December, 20183,212
Crystal Resurrection · 26th of December, 20183,155
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MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Second Person Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Anon
Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight 's crazy romantic overtures.
[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations.]
Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post .
Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight 's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight .
Great.
While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Those interested in the .epub version of this story should Read this Post .
Chapters 1 - Wake Up, Roomie · 28th of February, 20143,944
2 - Job Hunting · 28th of February, 20144,743
3 - The Walking of the Leaves · 28th of February, 20144,777
4 - Business Trip · 28th of February, 20144,763
5 - A Step · 28th of February, 20144,718
6 - Snow Day · 1st of April, 20173,625
7 - Encounter · 28th of February, 20147,797
8 - Departure · 28th of February, 20148,481
9 - Dawn Star · 1st of April, 20175,768
10 - Purple Wings · 2nd of March, 20147,462
11 - Guidance · 1st of April, 20175,190
12 - The Altar · 4th of March, 20148,279
13 - Road of Trials - I · 1st of April, 20177,368
14 - Road of Trials - II · 1st of April, 20177,876
15 - Road of Trials - III · 8th of March, 20147,915
16 - Nightmare · 1st of April, 20175,398
17 - Preparations · 8th of March, 20145,986
18 - A Promise · 1st of April, 20176,330
19 - Epiphany · 9th of March, 20147,320
20 - The Storm · 1st of April, 20177,137
21 - Harbinger · 1st of April, 20176,609
22 - Concordia · 9th of March, 20145,917
23 - Ascension · 1st of April, 20174,132
24 - Sunlight · 1st of April, 20178,254
25 - White Wings · 1st of April, 20176,966
26 - Reunion · 9th of March, 20143,572
Epilogue · 9th of March, 20143,295
A Day in Winter - 1 - Dawn · 1st of April, 20172,300
A Day in Winter - 2 - Morning · 1st of April, 20175,667
A Day in Winter - 3 - Midday · 1st of April, 20172,124
A Day in Winter - 4 - Afternoon · 1st of April, 20175,704
A Day in Winter - 5 - Dusk · 11th of March, 20145,938
Five Vignettes - 1 - Hearts & Hooves · 1st of April, 2017940
Five Vignettes - 2 - Blessing · 1st of April, 20174,439
Five Vignettes - 3 - A Pressing Question · 1st of April, 20171,026
Five Vignettes - 4 - The Great Escape · 1st of April, 20172,859
Five Vignettes - 5 - With Your Own Eyes · 28th of May, 20144,948
Likes: 3290 Dislikes: 140
MLP: FiM Dark Adventure Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna OC King Sombra
There is a secret held in the dungeons below Canterlot, deeper than the crystal caverns into the roots of the mountain. This secret is a creature imprisoned by the Princesses. It is a source of great knowledge, but may ultimately be a great enemy.
It has been one of the closest guarded secrets of Canterlot's royalty. Deep in a specially constructed dungeon, surrounded by warding spells and powerful magic barriers, exists an enigma. Within a cage that could only be described as something out of a nightmare, it waits and watches all of Equestria. A creature that cannot age, is immune to disease, does not thirst nor hunger, and resists all injury. But, it also holds secrets and knowledge that could safeguard the kingdom. Its powers are frightening, but it is civil enough for debate when patience permits.
Princess Celestia has sought counsel with the creature before, enduring it making deal after deal for its services. The Princess walks a fine line when dealing with it, knowing full well anything could give it an advantage despite its imprisonment. She has had to go back on her word in these dealings, and from this a deep animosity between them has been born. It is a necessary evil as she is convinced this is a being capable of untold evil far and above anything Equestria has ever dreamed of. So long as it remains within the confines of its cell, her kingdom is made safe. So much magic has been woven to ensure that, there is little chance of escape.
So long as the magic holds, there is no danger. So long as the cage remains strong, the nameless creature stays enthralled in his cavernous dwelling. If that were to change--if the magic failed--not even the wisest could say. But one thing is assured, it does not bode well for Equestria.
Chapters Chapter 1 - Changing of the Guard · 14th of January, 20153,945
Chapter 2 - Deals with a Devil · 14th of January, 20152,819
Chapter 3 - Just Conversations · 14th of January, 20156,423
Chapter 4 - The Logical Conclusion · 14th of January, 20153,179
Chapter 5 - Hubris · 14th of January, 20152,830
Chapter 6 - What Ally is Time · 16th of January, 20154,833
Chapter 7 - Three's a Crowd · 20th of January, 20154,523
Chapter 8 - Forgotten Rendezvous · 18th of January, 20152,732
Chapter 9 - The Grace of the Heart · 23rd of January, 20152,687
Chapter 10 - Consider the Debts of the Past · 3rd of February, 20154,256
Chapter 11 - A Stranger Came to Ponyville · 18th of February, 20153,408
Chapter 12 - Friends or Foes · 14th of March, 20155,141
Chapter 13 - Law of Opposites Part 1 · 14th of May, 20158,099
Chapter 14 - Law of Opposites Part 2 · 5th of May, 20174,954
Likes: 3284 Dislikes: 86
MLP: FiM Adventure Comedy Human Celestia OC Other Main 6
TD's journey around the lands outside of Equestria
After leaving Ponyville, the human TD Harrison Powell finds himself in even stranger territory than the land of the ponies. Will he find his way home? Or will he find out that he should have stayed in Ponyville under the watchful eyes of the Royal Sisters after all?
Edited by the amazing Jack Kellar and Marioland1
Special thanks to MyHobby for the cover art!!
Chapters He Was Never the Center · 6th of January, 20132,424
Crystals · 6th of January, 20133,477
Why? · 24th of January, 20134,074
The Bizzare Aquisition of Oswald Q. Phoenix · 21st of February, 20134,144
Soundspeed · 27th of February, 20133,685
TD Learns Some Odd Things and Meets the First of The Intelligent Races · 4th of March, 20134,023
Die Diamanten-Hunde on Third Base · 12th of March, 20133,060
You Know, Soundspeed Isn't the Only One Who Can Kick Plot · 20th of March, 20135,497
TD and the Zebras · 27th of March, 20133,609
Catch the Chicken, Rocky · 8th of April, 20136,782
Hansit · 25th of April, 20133,834
Facepalming My Phoenix · 24th of May, 20133,887
Schunie · 3rd of July, 20135,911
Preparation · 22nd of July, 20135,214
The Ultimate Showdown · 7th of August, 20136,114
Of All the Dumb Luck... · 8th of August, 20133,837
Uh, No Thank You · 20th of August, 20133,374
Why Me? · 24th of August, 20132,659
The Clans · 31st of August, 20136,156
Saddle Arabia · 2nd of September, 20133,833
Another Goes Down · 8th of September, 20132,607
Whodunit · 13th of September, 20134,919
Queen Chrysalis is a Total Idiot · 15th of September, 20132,789
Chrysalis gets Mad... and Then I Do · 16th of September, 20134,141
Twilight 's Tribute· 17th of September, 20133,440
The Crystal Heart · 18th of September, 20135,242
Debriefing · 18th of September, 2013429
All I Can Do · 18th of November, 2013479
Likes: 3283 Dislikes: 193
MLP: FiM Drama Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Prince Blueblood Anon
Anon is trying to move on with his life after what happened in Ponyville but it's hard to ignore what's right in front of him.
Things are a lot better for Anon since the events of Ponyville. His store is doing great and he enjoys the company of all his friends. As the days go on, he finds that the problems of the past are quick to haunt him as he is forced to face the one thing that hurt him the most.
Chapters That was then, this is now · 26th of April, 20157,440
Change is never easy · 30th of April, 20154,644
Fools Gold · 17th of May, 20152,652
The lies we tell · 2nd of July, 20153,254
Living in the past, stuck in the future · 2nd of October, 20153,315
What we fear most · 20th of October, 20153,696
Waking Nightmare · 6th of November, 20152,792
Hangovers are never easy · 4th of January, 20163,871
What you least expect · 16th of February, 20163,741
A different kind of friend · 24th of February, 20163,833
Things never change · 1st of April, 20162,113
Complications · 6th of April, 20163,795
Broken · 28th of April, 20163,862
Frienemies · 29th of July, 20162,869
The unknown · 2nd of August, 20161,598
Rock and a hard place · 11th of September, 20164,664
When all is lost · 24th of November, 20164,468
Revelation P1 · 7th of January, 20175,929
Revelation P2 · 7th of February, 20173,014
Harsh truths P1 · 1st of April, 20174,768
Harsh truths P2 · 12th of April, 20172,881
Harsh truths P3 · 25th of April, 20173,106
Troubling times · 25th of July, 20174,713
Comfort zone · 10th of August, 20173,781
Facing forward · 22nd of September, 20174,235
First to leap · 2nd of October, 20173,957
For what it's worth P1 · 17th of October, 20174,948
For what it's worth P2 · 2nd of November, 20174,338
All that is gold · 1st of April, 20182,601
Likes: 3022 Dislikes: 52
MLP: FiM Gore Adventure Human Twilight OC
Twilight wakes up to a deadly game of survival on an enigmatic island, and she's not alone...
Twilight Sparkle wakes up one morning to a harsh dose of unreality. She is stranded, without her friends, on an island which matches no known locale on Equestria. Surrounded and harried on all sides by the alien and the dangerous, she will find her mettle sorely tested, and find perhaps that the best friends you will ever have in your life are the ones you make when your back is to the wall...
Thanks to CedricBale and noobie56xx for tracking down the name of the artist so I could give them credit.
Chapters Chapter One - Nowhere · 30th of September, 20125,671
Chapter Two - Necessities · 4th of December, 20126,737
Chapter Three - Being · 30th of September, 20125,362
Chapter Four - Relax · 30th of September, 20125,132
Chapter Five - Discovery · 30th of September, 20127,744
Chapter Six - Survival · 30th of September, 20128,629
Chapter Seven - Reaction · 11th of October, 20125,886
Chapter Eight - Sustenance · 12th of November, 20126,590
Chapter Nine - Progress · 6th of December, 201213,150
Chapter Ten - Wanderings · 24th of November, 201217,211
Chapter Eleven - Stand · 12th of February, 201319,746
Chapter Twelve - Expanding · 15th of June, 201317,855
Chapter Thirteen - Hypothetical · 4th of November, 201617,160
Likes: 2990 Dislikes: 210
MLP: FiM Sex Gore Dark Sad Slice of Life Human Alt. Universe Celestia Luna Gilda Other Main 6
When a human in Equestria attempts suicide, the ponies who shunned him are forced to care for him in Ponyville Hospital.
My name is Jason Wright. If you've heard of me, you probably know what I did, and what an idiot I am for doing it. Now I'm stuck in the hospital, surrounded by ponies who hate me because I can't even die right. But while I'm here, maybe I can try to learn why I was saved, and what I did to make the ponies hate me in the first place.
// Hello, and welcome to It Never Really Ends! This is a sequel to MisterBlonde's oneshot Ending. They expressed no desire to continue the story on their own, and have given me permission to do so myself! //
Chapters Anxiety · 26th of April, 20141,597
Depression · 26th of April, 20141,463
Obsession · 27th of April, 20141,416
Paranoia · 27th of April, 20141,534
Trauma · 27th of April, 20141,699
Dependence—Rewritten · 28th of April, 20141,792
Curiosity—Rewritten · 30th of April, 20141,873
Rage—Rewritten · 1st of May, 20141,950
Panic! · 5th of May, 20142,021
Hostility · 8th of May, 20141,785
Disappointment · 13th of May, 20142,072
Projection · 17th of May, 20141,393
Desperation · 31st of May, 20142,011
Tension · 23rd of June, 20141,578
Spite · 16th of July, 20141,180
Disbelief · 20th of July, 20141,418
Vertigo · 27th of July, 20142,254
Contact · 30th of July, 20141,660
Flashbacks · 5th of August, 20141,965
Unforgiven · 7th of August, 20141,629
The Punchline · 1st of September, 20141,631
Leave Me Alone · 2nd of September, 20142,427
Well Fuck. · 2nd of September, 20141,157
Token Dream Sequence · 2nd of September, 20141,483
Stayin' Alive · 2nd of September, 20141,298
Small Town Hospitality · 4th of September, 20141,457
Ignorance Is Bliss · 4th of September, 20141,323
On a Bed of White Down · 4th of September, 20141,280
This Means War · 6th of September, 20141,971
The Truth Hurts · 8th of September, 20141,235
Surprise, Muthabucka · 29th of September, 20141,911
A Conversation Long Overdue · 11th of November, 20143,239
No Touching · 11th of November, 20141,125
Everything is Perfectly Fine · 11th of November, 20141,209
Wrong · 12th of November, 20141,331
Ponies Make Shitty Doctors · 13th of November, 20141,618
Remember this Moment · 13th of November, 20142,352
Dammit Twilight ... · 14th of November, 20141,687
I Fucking Hate You · 27th of January, 20151,865
Likes: 2957 Dislikes: 141
MLP: FiM Gore Violence Death Dark Adventure Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Shining Armor Main 6 Chrysalis
Twilight Sparkle is not who she says she is, she doesn't really know WHAT she is...
A mother will do a lot for her child, even give them up if it meant them having a safer life growing up, despite the obvious pain that comes for the parent.
That pain is something Queen Chrysalis has gone through for eighteen years, but now the time is upon them, and she wants her daughter back. Even if that means invading Canterlot during a royal wedding.
Edited by RC2101_Copey New cover art was created by the talented Jesuka Now has a TVtropes page: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Change Go watch the reading by Skijaramaz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecqtu_Djrw4
(Featured on 18/10/2015, the first day! Thank you!)
Change is now a printed book, information here: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/732008/i-got-a-thing-change-is-now-a-physical-book
Chapters 1 - Prologue · 18th of October, 20151,498
2 - The Same... Yet Different · 24th of October, 20152,524
3 - Flashback: Discovery · 25th of October, 2015871
4 - The Calm Before The Storm · 25th of October, 20152,020
5 - The Storm · 1st of November, 20152,580
6 - Homecoming · 8th of November, 20153,824
7 - Flashback: Birth · 16th of November, 2015733
8 - Post Wedding Blues · 22nd of November, 20151,482
9 - Broad Sword · 22nd of November, 20152,262
10 - The Changeling Princess · 6th of December, 20152,923
11 - In The Shadows · 12th of December, 20151,597
12 - The Badlands · 13th of December, 20151,530
13 - Flying Lessons · 20th of December, 20151,820
14 - Flashback: Hearth's Warming · 24th of December, 2015889
15 - Captured · 3rd of January, 20162,364
16 - Siblings · 10th of January, 20161,869
17 - Broken Armor · 11th of January, 20161,509
18 - Forward onto Canterlot · 18th of January, 20161,844
19 - Canterlot · 24th of January, 20163,307
20 - A Long Awaited Talk · 31st of January, 20161,689
21 - Arrival · 7th of February, 20161,594
22 - Serpens · 15th of February, 20162,374
23 - Lightning Strikes · 19th of February, 20164,785
24 - Aftermath · 25th of February, 20162,944
25 - A Misguided Evil · 6th of March, 20161,771
26 - Visiting Hours · 13th of March, 20162,669
27 - Flashback: Young Love · 19th of March, 2016551
28 - The Wrath Of A Mother · 20th of March, 20165,260
29 - Recovery · 29th of March, 20163,116
30 - Act 1 Epilogue · 29th of March, 2016630
31 - Intermission: In The Mind Of The Sun · 3rd of April, 20162,393
32 - Act 2 Prologue · 10th of April, 20162,634
33 - Invitation · 17th of April, 20162,077
34 - Duty Calls · 24th of April, 20162,811
35 - The Crystal Empire · 1st of May, 20162,231
36 - Nightmare · 8th of May, 20162,701
37 - Departure · 15th of May, 20162,245
38 - Intruder · 22nd of May, 20162,636
39 - The Other Queens · 29th of May, 20162,442
40 - Stories · 2nd of June, 20162,449
41 - Chase · 5th of June, 20162,331
42 - The Council · 12th of June, 20163,487
43 - Flashback: Fast Friends · 12th of June, 20161,179
44 - Revelations · 19th of June, 20163,031
45 - Change Of Plans · 26th of June, 20161,628
46 - Quae Est Finis: Part 1 · 26th of June, 20163,733
47 - Quae Est Finis: Part 2 · 2nd of July, 20164,922
48 - Quae Est Finis: Part 3 · 10th of July, 20163,369
49 - All That Remains · 17th of July, 20163,308
50 - New Beginnings · 24th of July, 20162,376
51 - Act 2 Epilogue · 24th of July, 2016681
52 - Intermission: A Grand Day Out · 30th of July, 20161,412
53 - Act 3 Prologue · 7th of August, 20161,309
54 - Scarred · 14th of August, 20162,262
55 - Motherly Concern · 21st of August, 20162,331
56 - Flashback: Proposal · 27th of August, 2016766
57 - Ponyville · 28th of August, 20162,342
58 - Old Friends · 4th of September, 20162,319
59 - Scouting Mission · 11th of September, 20162,314
60 - The Drums Of War · 18th of September, 20162,291
61 - Change: Part 1 · 25th of September, 20163,625
62 - Change: Part 2 · 2nd of October, 20164,528
63 - The New Dawn · 9th of October, 20162,193
64 - Epilogue · 9th of October, 20161,124
Likes: 2884 Dislikes: 207
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Human Celestia Luna Trixie OC Main 6
Stupid Human takes a trip to Equestria. But not the Equestria that he was wanting.
* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *
Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...
FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!
... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?
So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.
Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!
Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.
Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.
ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!
Chapters Chapter One: Your Body Is Not Ready · 16th of September, 201211,399
Chapter Two: In Soviet Equestria, Something Something Pony... · 1st of September, 201211,996
Chapter Three: A Series of Tubes and A Bucket of Water · 1st of September, 201210,539
Chapter Four: Luna’s Gonna Loon, Lucky’s Gonna Luck, Twilight ’s Gonna Beat You To Death With A Book! · 1st of September, 201218,712
Chapter Five - Part One: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 30th of September, 201210,737
Chapter Five - Part Two: Burning Books and Tech for Fun and Profit! · 4th of October, 201219,883
Chapter Six: Pony Science, Pony Pancakes, Pony Ponies... Pony. · 10th of November, 201215,500
Chapter Seven: Glomping Ponies for Fun and Prof-... Well, Mostly Just Fun... · 23rd of July, 20138,030
Chapter Eight: Mr. The Shark, The Ponies Are Here For Your 5:00 Jumping · 8th of November, 201410,841
Chapter Nine: That Moment When You're Getting Attacked By The Darkness · 3rd of March, 201514,162
Chapter Ten - Part One: If I Had To Choose Between Lucky and Luna, I'd Commit Sudoku · 16th of January, 201610,422
Chapter Fifteen - Part One: Flutterfall · 20th of September, 201213,414
Chapter Fifteen - Part Two: A Few Good Mares · 20th of September, 201212,300
Likes: 2847 Dislikes: 166
MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Romance Dark Comedy Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Chrysalis
What happens when you have a changeling Queen who rules nothing. A Human who resents ponies for treating him like a science project. And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria. Oh and a really weird story, no really.
27/05/2016- The Sequel is up!
What happens when you have a Changeling Queen who rules nothing.
A Human who resents Ponies for treating him like a science project.
And an unusual friendship that resulted in something unheard of in Equestria.
The Answer?
A really weird story with a clueless Human and a Queen that can't flirt for shit.
This here is Chrysalis's Chronicle turned story. Because the huggable love bug was too damn sexy for a mere chronicle and deserves a bloody story.
That and I haven't done one with Chrysalis yet, so this is a challenge for me.
Oh and it's in Chrysalis's point of view, so double the challenge really!
For those who read for Romance, stop at the end of Act One.
For those who like Romance and Dark...well, carry on, but don't say you weren't warned.
Here are the genre's for each act.
Act one- Romance/Black Comedy
Act Two- Romance/A Bit Dark
Cover Art By The Amazing Jaxonian
Chapters Act One-This Could Be Fun · 26th of September, 20133,418
Damn It, Get Aroused Already! · 28th of September, 20134,864
Richie Is My Drug, My Addiction, My Richie, Richie, Richie! · 2nd of October, 20134,174
My Ass Is Damn Fine · 11th of October, 20134,026
We All Have Secrets · 21st of October, 20135,266
End Of Story-I Am Not Chrysalis, I Am Chrissy, I Am Yours · 24th of October, 20135,021
Act Two (NO LONGER CANON!)-We Are Mated For Life- Part One (The Secret) · 31st of October, 20135,494
We Are Mated For Life- Part Two (The Dreams) · 24th of November, 20136,320
We Are Mated For Life- Part Three (The Bond) · 16th of December, 20135,646
End Of Story-We Are Mated For Life (The Love) · 3rd of January, 201410,657