What do you get when Dashie likes your books? You get paid under the table of course!
Today seems like a perfect day to sell your books! Nothing out of the ordinary could ever happen.
Oh wait, you are in magical horse land, of course something is going to happen. Your no-strings-attached buddy Rainbow Dash might have something to do with it too.
Proof-read by Zephyr. Thanks for putting up with my writing!
You are a Knight of the Round Table, noble and pure, but your virtue is no match for the lust of an evil little purple alicorn.
Somewhere in a forest two worlds meet. You, a knight of the Round Table, find yourself passing between those worlds all unawares, and encounter a strange creature of great power who has plans to entertain herself with your body. You are helpless to fight the evil little equine that holds you spellbound, but then you're not really sure you want to...
Or, Mean Twilight has some fun.
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You have been in equestria for a long time. What you notice as of late though is that some of the fillies in town are getting a little too friendly.
You have been living peacefully in Equestria for longer than you would like to admit. You have friends and made a rather nice life for yourself. Yeah, things are working out rather well for you. Except for one problem. You've noticed that the fillies you know are getting a little too close for comfort.
A series of self contained oneshots, featuring different fillies having consensual sex with an adult human male. Randomly selected based on how I feel.
One hormonally imbalanced teenage colt, one smoking-hot milf. What's the worst that can happen?
Your mom is needed to help get Equestria's weather back under control after Tirek's rampage. Unwilling to leave you alone for an extended period of time, she drops you off at one of her friend's house: a lovely unicorn mare by the name of Twilight Velvet. You'll now be spending several weeks with her, and already you can see a huge problem: you are a hormonally imbalanced teenager...
...and she is hot!
Story for the Month of May MILF.
Takes place in a universe where Night Light died shortly after Twilight was born.
Something's been bugging you ever since you woke up in magical talking horse land, and it's not just the Changeling that can't seem to get rid of you.
Waking up in magical talking horse land was not your idea of the next big leap in your life. But you’ve not only gone and done that, you’ve somehow befriended a shape-shifting spy bug whose aptitude for doing evil is rivaled only by the number of times you manage to get your dick stuck inside her. Truly a change indeed, but one you’re taking in surprising stride. …Cause this has to be some kind of dream or hallucination - you’ll Wake Up eventually, right?
Contains: Bug ponies being cute, lots of vanilla-ish sex, light inadvertent foalcon, learning to love, temporary sadness, almost but not quite rape, and Anon not being gay.
Equestria has almost everything that Earth can offer, except sign language. Fluttershy wants to have a very important conversation with you, but she just doesn't seem to be making any sense. What is she trying to say?
After you suffer from writer's block, Rainbow Dash comes up with a way to help you out.
EDIT: Featured. Huh. Wasn't expecting that.
As you try to write another story, you are plagued with writer's block and a writer's crisis. Luckily, Rainbow Dash is there to help you out with a little idea.
Based on my own writer's crisis, only this has ponies and sex and my crisis had neither of those.
Professing your feelings is a moment of fragility. The way your crush responds is the difference between pure joy, mild disappointment, or soul crushing pain. These stories emphasize the latter of those three.
Professing your feelings is a moment of fragility. The way your crush responds is the difference between pure joy, mild disappointment, or soul crushing pain.
These stories emphasize the latter of those three.
You, how did you do this, you thought it was impossible, but you guess not.
On a regular day you did the usual, go to Sugar Cube Corner then to the gym, then the rest of the day is your oyster. There was this one occasion where you were invited by Fluttershy to help her with her animals, funny thing was that Rainbow Dash was there as well, but you don't remember that day very well, until they both came to your house to tell you some shocking news.
A bunch of ponies summon a demon. They get a human.
A group of pony radicals try to summon a demon to overthrow the princesses. Instead they got a human. They don't know what a human is.
((Pre Princess Twilight))
((Edit: Featured 5/11/2020. Didn't expect this to go over so well!)) ((Edit2: Ch.8 featured 10/1/2020)) ((Edit3: Featured 10/22/2020)) ((Final Edit: Featured 3/25/2021))
Friendship is a give-and-take relationship. Fortunately for you, Pinkie doesn't ask for much, and she has plenty to give. Maybe it's time to start giving back.
