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MLP: FiM Profanity Adventure Comedy Slice of Life Second Person Discord Main 6 CMCs Chrysalis Anon
Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.
Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.
The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.
This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.
Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story
https://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111 link to the original version
Chapters Chapter 1 · 21st of October, 20172,365
Chapter 2 · 21st of October, 20172,897
Chapter 3 · 21st of October, 20171,497
Chapter 4 · 22nd of October, 20172,852
Chapter 5 · 23rd of October, 20173,233
Chapter 6 · 23rd of October, 20172,546
Chapter 7 · 23rd of October, 20172,604
Chapter 8 · 24th of October, 20173,495
Chapter 9 · 24th of October, 20171,170
Chapter 10 · 24th of October, 20172,121
Chapter 11 · 24th of October, 20173,017
Chapter 12 · 24th of October, 20171,992
Chapter 13 · 24th of October, 20172,194
Chapter 14 · 24th of October, 20173,822
Chapter 15 · 24th of October, 20171,702
Chapter 16 · 26th of October, 20172,685
Chapter 17 · 26th of October, 20172,180
Chapter 18 · 27th of October, 20171,423
Chapter 19 · 28th of October, 20172,437
Chapter 20 · 29th of October, 20171,569
Chapter 21 · 30th of October, 20172,960
Chapter 22 · 30th of October, 20173,097
Chapter 23 · 31st of October, 20172,204
Chapter 24 · 31st of October, 20171,467
Chapter 25 · 31st of October, 20172,864
Chapter 26 · 1st of November, 20172,057
Chapter 27 · 2nd of November, 20173,699
Chapter 28 · 3rd of November, 20172,172
Chapter 29 · 3rd of November, 20173,505
Chapter 30 · 3rd of November, 20171,947
Chapter 31 · 3rd of November, 20174,162
Chapter 32 · 4th of November, 20174,576
Chapter 33 · 5th of November, 20171,809
Chapter 34 · 5th of November, 20171,511
Chapter 35 · 5th of November, 20172,018
Chapter 36 · 6th of November, 20172,858
Chapter 37 · 6th of November, 20171,955
Chapter 38 · 7th of November, 20172,041
Chapter 39 · 7th of November, 20172,009
Chapter 40 · 7th of November, 20171,961
Chapter 41 · 7th of November, 20171,927
Chapter 42 · 7th of November, 20172,177
Chapter 43 · 7th of November, 20173,050
Chapter 44 · 7th of November, 20173,439
Chapter 45 · 8th of November, 20172,273
Chapter 46 · 8th of November, 20171,652
Chapter 47 · 8th of November, 20172,294
Chapter 48 · 8th of November, 20172,335
Chapter 49 · 8th of November, 20173,218
Chapter 50 · 8th of November, 20171,834
Chapter 51 · 8th of November, 20173,939
Chapter 52 · 8th of November, 20173,364
Chapter 53 · 8th of November, 20173,663
Chapter 54 · 8th of November, 20173,247
Chapter 55 · 9th of November, 20172,732
Chapter 56 · 9th of November, 20174,970
Chapter 57 · 9th of November, 20172,581
Chapter 58 · 9th of November, 20172,748
Chapter 59 · 9th of November, 20171,659
Chapter 60 · 9th of November, 20171,558
Chapter 61 · 9th of November, 20171,482
Chapter 62 · 9th of November, 20173,534
Chapter 63 · 9th of November, 20171,639
Chapter 64 · 9th of November, 20173,277
Chapter 65 · 10th of November, 20175,027
Chapter 66 · 10th of November, 20173,800
Chapter 67 · 10th of November, 20173,596
Chapter 68 · 10th of November, 20171,950
Chapter 69 · 10th of November, 20174,731
Chapter 70 · 10th of November, 20173,292
Chapter 71 · 10th of November, 20172,696
Chapter 72 · 11th of November, 20172,871
Chapter 73 · 11th of November, 20174,824
Chapter 74 · 11th of November, 20172,391
Chapter 75 · 14th of November, 20173,206
Chapter 76 · 14th of November, 20172,949
Chapter 77 · 15th of November, 20172,513
Chapter 78 · 15th of November, 20174,048
Chapter 79 · 15th of November, 20172,919
Chapter 80 · 16th of November, 20173,764
Chapter 81 · 16th of November, 20172,869
Chapter 82 · 17th of November, 20172,260
Chapter 83 · 17th of November, 20172,864
Chapter 84 · 18th of November, 20173,655
Chapter 85 · 18th of November, 20173,398
Chapter 86 · 18th of November, 20174,040
Chapter 87 · 19th of November, 20173,410
Chapter 88 · 19th of November, 20174,339
Chapter 89 · 20th of November, 20173,327
Chapter 90 · 20th of November, 20174,859
Chapter 91 · 20th of November, 20174,933
Chapter 92 · 20th of November, 20173,150
Chapter 93 · 20th of November, 20174,246
Chapter 94 · 20th of November, 20173,573
Chapter 95 · 20th of November, 20173,475
Chapter 96 · 21st of November, 20175,078
Chapter 97 · 21st of November, 20173,965
Chapter 98 · 21st of November, 20172,123
Chapter 99 · 21st of November, 20173,230
Chapter 100 · 21st of November, 20176,257
Chapter 101 · 22nd of November, 20174,340
Chapter 102 · 22nd of November, 20173,723
Chapter 103 · 22nd of November, 20172,215
Chapter 104 · 22nd of November, 20172,623
Chapter 105 · 22nd of November, 20174,800
Chapter 106 · 22nd of November, 20172,870
Chapter 107 · 22nd of November, 20174,093
Chapter 108 · 22nd of November, 20174,208
Chapter 109 · 26th of November, 20172,424
Chapter 110 · 26th of November, 20172,854
Chapter 111 · 26th of November, 20173,112
Chapter 112 · 27th of November, 20175,137
Chapter 113 · 27th of November, 20173,084
Chapter 114 · 28th of November, 20173,736
Chapter 115 · 28th of November, 20173,235
Chapter 116 · 28th of November, 20175,588
Chapter 117 · 28th of November, 20174,244
Chapter 118 · 29th of November, 20173,857
Chapter 119 · 29th of November, 20172,460
Chapter 120 · 29th of November, 20174,061
Chapter 121 · 30th of November, 20174,427
Chapter 122 · 1st of December, 20174,133
Chapter 123 · 2nd of December, 20175,211
Chapter 124 · 2nd of December, 20174,379
Chapter 125 · 3rd of December, 20173,892
Chapter 126 · 3rd of December, 20172,523
Chapter 127 · 5th of December, 20174,682
Chapter 128 · 6th of December, 20177,380
Chapter 129 · 7th of December, 20174,506
Chapter 130 · 8th of December, 20175,559
Chapter 131 · 9th of December, 20174,183
Chapter 132 · 10th of December, 20175,172
Chapter 133 · 11th of December, 20173,314
Chapter 134 · 12th of December, 20173,760
Chapter 135 · 13th of December, 20173,182
Chapter 136 · 14th of December, 20172,662
Chapter 137 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 14th of December, 20177,538
Chapter 138 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 15th of December, 20175,246
Chapter 139 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 16th of December, 20174,796
Chapter 140 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 16th of December, 20171,889
Chapter 141 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 17th of December, 20173,479
Chapter 142 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 18th of December, 20173,692
Chapter 143 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 19th of December, 20174,663
Chapter 144 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 20th of December, 20173,465
Chapter 145 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 21st of December, 20172,375
Chapter 146 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 22nd of December, 20174,309
Chapter 147 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 22nd of December, 20173,409
Chapter 148 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 23rd of December, 20172,178
Chapter 149 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 24th of December, 20173,279
Chapter 150 - The Nightmare Night Arc · 25th of December, 20173,034
Chapter 151 · 26th of December, 20174,160
Chapter 152 · 26th of December, 20173,930
Chapter 153 · 26th of December, 20174,815
Chapter 154 · 27th of December, 20172,678
Chapter 155 · 27th of December, 20171,999
Chapter 156 · 28th of December, 20173,043
Chapter 157 · 29th of December, 20173,419
Chapter 158 · 30th of December, 20173,886
Chapter 159 · 31st of December, 20172,217
Chapter 160 · 31st of December, 20173,808
Chapter 161 · 1st of January, 20182,325
Chapter 162 · 2nd of January, 20184,726
Chapter 163 · 3rd of January, 20182,940
Chapter 164 · 4th of January, 20183,297
Chapter 165 · 5th of January, 20185,409
Chapter 166 · 6th of January, 20183,767
Chapter 167 · 6th of January, 20183,395
Chapter 168 · 7th of January, 20183,929
Chapter 169 · 7th of January, 20183,740
Chapter 170 · 7th of January, 20185,060
Chapter 171 · 8th of January, 20184,606
Chapter 172 · 8th of January, 20183,103
Chapter 173 · 8th of January, 20184,161
Chapter 174 · 8th of January, 20182,186
Chapter 175 · 9th of January, 20182,589
Chapter 176 · 9th of January, 20184,676
Chapter 177 · 10th of January, 20183,557
Chapter 178 · 11th of January, 20184,576
Chapter 179 - Twilight Week Arc · 11th of January, 20184,091
Chapter 180 - Twilight Week Arc · 12th of January, 20183,168
Chapter 181 - Twilight Week Arc · 12th of January, 20184,461
Chapter 182 - Twilight Week Arc · 13th of January, 20185,322
Chapter 183 - Twilight Week Arc · 13th of January, 20183,838
Chapter 184 - Twilight Week Arc · 14th of January, 20184,682
Chapter 185 - Twilight Week Arc · 14th of January, 20184,547
Chapter 186 - Twilight Week Arc · 15th of January, 20183,643
Chapter 187 - Twilight Week Arc · 16th of January, 20183,203
Chapter 188 - Twilight Week Arc · 17th of January, 20184,306
Chapter 189 - Twilight Week Arc · 18th of January, 20184,959
Chapter 190 - Twilight Week Arc · 19th of January, 20184,925
Chapter 191 - Twilight Week Arc · 20th of January, 20184,576
Chapter 192 - Twilight Week Arc · 20th of January, 20182,008
Chapter 193 - Twilight Week Arc · 21st of January, 20184,743
Chapter 194 - Twilight Week Arc · 22nd of January, 20184,313
Chapter 195 - Twilight Week Arc · 23rd of January, 20182,092
Chapter 196 - Twilight Week Arc · 23rd of January, 20182,385
Chapter 197 - Twilight Week Arc · 24th of January, 20183,679
Chapter 198 - Twilight Week Arc · 25th of January, 20184,978
Chapter 199 - Twilight Week Arc · 26th of January, 20183,160
Chapter 200 - Twilight Week Arc · 27th of January, 20183,638
Chapter 201 - Twilight Week Arc · 28th of January, 20183,286
Chapter 202 - Twilight Week Arc · 28th of January, 20183,437
Chapter 203 - Twilight Week Arc · 29th of January, 20183,672
Chapter 204 - Twilight Week Arc · 30th of January, 20182,844
Chapter 205 - Twilight Week Arc · 31st of January, 20184,048
Chapter 206 - Twilight Week Arc · 1st of February, 20183,150
Chapter 207 - Twilight Week Arc · 2nd of February, 20184,865
Chapter 208 - Twilight Week Arc · 3rd of February, 20182,891
Chapter 209 - Twilight Week Arc · 4th of February, 20185,381
Chapter 210 - Twilight Week Arc · 5th of February, 20183,895
Chapter 211 - Twilight Week Arc · 6th of February, 20182,382
Chapter 212 - Twilight Week Arc · 7th of February, 20183,175
Chapter 213 - Twilight Week Arc · 8th of February, 20183,547
Chapter 214 - Twilight Week Arc · 9th of February, 20183,052
Chapter 215 - Twilight Week Arc · 10th of February, 20183,502
Chapter 216 - Twilight Week Arc · 11th of February, 20183,458
Chapter 217 - Twilight Week Arc · 12th of February, 20186,308
Chapter 218 - Twilight Week Arc · 13th of February, 20183,547
Chapter 219 · 14th of February, 20183,945
Chapter 220 · 15th of February, 20183,686
Chapter 221 · 16th of February, 20185,810
Chapter 222 · 17th of February, 20183,992
Chapter 223 · 18th of February, 20185,307
Chapter 224 · 19th of February, 20182,627
Chapter 225 · 20th of February, 20184,667
Chapter 226 · 21st of February, 20182,902
Chapter 227 · 22nd of February, 20183,011
Chapter 228 · 23rd of February, 20184,910
Chapter 229 · 24th of February, 20186,131
Chapter 230 · 25th of February, 20185,864
Chapter 231 · 26th of February, 20182,500
Chapter 232 · 27th of February, 20183,661
Chapter 233 · 28th of February, 20185,666
Chapter 234 · 1st of March, 20184,800
Chapter 235 · 2nd of March, 20189,443
Chapter 236 · 3rd of March, 20186,508
Chapter 237 · 4th of March, 20187,383
Chapter 238 · 5th of March, 20183,501
Chapter 239 (Please read Author's note) · 6th of March, 20184,704
Chapter 240 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 7th of March, 20182,550
Chapter 241 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 8th of March, 20183,015
Chapter 242 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 9th of March, 20186,647
Chapter 243 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 10th of March, 20184,761
Chapter 244 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 11th of March, 20182,538
Chapter 245 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 12th of March, 20184,450
Chapter 246 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 13th of March, 20185,800
Chapter 247 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 14th of March, 20183,316
Chapter 248 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 15th of March, 20188,486
Chapter 249 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 16th of March, 20184,282
Chapter 250 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 17th of March, 20186,321
Chapter 251 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 18th of March, 20186,120
Chapter 252 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 19th of March, 20185,677
Chapter 253 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 20th of March, 20185,880
Chapter 254 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 21st of March, 20183,692
Chapter 255 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 22nd of March, 20184,482
Chapter 256 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 23rd of March, 20185,942
Chapter 257 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 24th of March, 20184,865
Chapter 258 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 25th of March, 201810,787
Chapter 259 - Flim Flam Future Arc · 26th of March, 20183,002
Chapter 260 · 27th of March, 20187,784
Chapter 261 · 28th of March, 20184,406
Chapter 262 · 29th of March, 20185,035
Chapter 263 · 30th of March, 20184,583
Chapter 264 · 30th of March, 20186,924
Chapter 265 · 30th of March, 20183,151
Chapter 266 · 30th of March, 20186,800
Chapter 267 · 1st of April, 20184,996
Chapter 268 · 2nd of April, 20187,260
Chapter 269 · 2nd of April, 20183,076
Chapter 270 · 3rd of April, 20186,902
Chapter 271 · 4th of April, 20185,398
Chapter 272 · 4th of April, 20184,431
Chapter 273 · 5th of April, 20189,775
Chapter 274 · 6th of April, 20184,994
Chapter 275 · 7th of April, 20185,871
Chapter 276 · 8th of April, 20185,314
Chapter 277 · 9th of April, 20188,485
Chapter 278 · 10th of April, 20186,546
Chapter 279 · 11th of April, 20189,845
Chapter 280 · 12th of April, 20185,022
Chapter 281 · 13th of April, 20184,409
Chapter 282 · 14th of April, 20183,086
Chapter 283 · 15th of April, 201810,868
Chapter 284 · 16th of April, 20188,712
Chapter 285 · 17th of April, 20186,315
Chapter 286 · 18th of April, 20185,741
Chapter 287 · 19th of April, 20187,712
Chapter 288 · 20th of April, 20186,754
Chapter 289 · 21st of April, 20185,730
Chapter 290 · 22nd of April, 201810,747
Chapter 291 · 23rd of April, 20183,620
Chapter 292 · 24th of April, 20187,690
Chapter 293 · 25th of April, 201810,112
Chapter 294 · 26th of April, 20184,650
Chapter 295 · 27th of April, 20185,542
Chapter 296 · 28th of April, 20184,314
Chapter 297 · 29th of April, 20189,660
Chapter 298 · 30th of April, 20188,274
Chapter 299 · 1st of May, 201810,709
Chapter 300 · 2nd of May, 20184,080
Chapter 301 · 3rd of May, 20189,130
Chapter 302 · 4th of May, 20184,460
Chapter 303 · 5th of May, 20182,671
Chapter 304 · 6th of May, 20187,136
Chapter 305 · 7th of May, 20184,306
Chapter 306 · 8th of May, 20183,910
Chapter 307 - (in the Eyes of Discord) · 9th of May, 20182,624
Chapter 308 · 10th of May, 20188,420
Chapter 309 · 11th of May, 20185,669
Chapter 310 · 12th of May, 20185,911
Chapter 311 · 13th of May, 20187,535
Chapter 312 · 14th of May, 20186,092
Chapter 313 · 15th of May, 20187,756
Chapter 314 · 16th of May, 20184,570
Chapter 315 · 17th of May, 20186,229
Chapter 316 · 18th of May, 20183,643
Chapter 317 · 19th of May, 20185,064
Chapter 318 · 20th of May, 20183,069
Chapter 319 · 21st of May, 20184,418
Chapter 320 · 22nd of May, 20183,587
Chapter 321 · 23rd of May, 20185,990
Chapter 322 · 24th of May, 20187,832
Chapter 323 · 25th of May, 20188,172
Chapter 324 · 26th of May, 20185,785
Chapter 325 (The Final Chapter of Book 1) · 27th of May, 20187,723
EXTRA: The After Years · 29th of May, 20182,425
EXTRA 2: Face your fears · 31st of May, 20182,891
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MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Second Person Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Anon
Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations.]
Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post .
Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight.
Great.
While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Those interested in the .epub version of this story should Read this Post .
Chapters 1 - Wake Up, Roomie · 28th of February, 20143,944
2 - Job Hunting · 28th of February, 20144,743
3 - The Walking of the Leaves · 28th of February, 20144,777
4 - Business Trip · 28th of February, 20144,763
5 - A Step · 28th of February, 20144,718
6 - Snow Day · 1st of April, 20173,625
7 - Encounter · 28th of February, 20147,797
8 - Departure · 28th of February, 20148,481
9 - Dawn Star · 1st of April, 20175,768
10 - Purple Wings · 2nd of March, 20147,462
11 - Guidance · 1st of April, 20175,190
12 - The Altar · 4th of March, 20148,279
13 - Road of Trials - I · 1st of April, 20177,368
14 - Road of Trials - II · 1st of April, 20177,876
15 - Road of Trials - III · 8th of March, 20147,915
16 - Nightmare · 1st of April, 20175,398
17 - Preparations · 8th of March, 20145,986
18 - A Promise · 1st of April, 20176,330
19 - Epiphany · 9th of March, 20147,320
20 - The Storm · 1st of April, 20177,137
21 - Harbinger · 1st of April, 20176,609
22 - Concordia · 9th of March, 20145,917
23 - Ascension · 1st of April, 20174,132
24 - Sunlight · 1st of April, 20178,254
25 - White Wings · 1st of April, 20176,966
26 - Reunion · 9th of March, 20143,572
Epilogue · 9th of March, 20143,295
A Day in Winter - 1 - Dawn · 1st of April, 20172,300
A Day in Winter - 2 - Morning · 1st of April, 20175,667
A Day in Winter - 3 - Midday · 1st of April, 20172,124
A Day in Winter - 4 - Afternoon · 1st of April, 20175,704
A Day in Winter - 5 - Dusk · 11th of March, 20145,938
Five Vignettes - 1 - Hearts & Hooves · 1st of April, 2017940
Five Vignettes - 2 - Blessing · 1st of April, 20174,439
Five Vignettes - 3 - A Pressing Question · 1st of April, 20171,026
Five Vignettes - 4 - The Great Escape · 1st of April, 20172,859
Five Vignettes - 5 - With Your Own Eyes · 28th of May, 20144,948
Likes: 893 Dislikes: 82
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Second Person Human Alt. Universe Rainbow Dash Scootaloo OC
A second-person telling of Ivan's day-to-day life in his ragtag relationship with Rainbow. Ragtag, because what they have is far from ideal. But that's what makes it enjoyable, right?
"Moments like these make you feel lucky that you ever ended up here. That things turned out the way they are now. That, somehow, through all the turmoil, you've managed to come out with your head held high and a smile on your face" (Chapter 7).
[A second person perspective of Ivan's time in Equestria]
Close Bonds is now on Youtube! Weird Alicorn has been doing some awesome readings, and apparently has a great singing voice (first chapter XD). Click here if you'd rather listen to the story than read it.
Also: If you're going to dislike this story, please give me at least one good reason why. Otherwise, I'm going to assume that you're just another jackass that saw the 'human' tag and pressed the dislike button.
AU tag recently added because nothing after the season 3 finale applies here.
*Featured June 17th, 2014! Thank you all for making this happen! September 30th, 2014! May 4th, 2015!
Chapters All's well that ends well (Revised! 8-14-2016) · 17th of February, 20134,076
The Chickens and the Beas · 4th of March, 20135,511
The Calm Before the Storm · 19th of March, 20133,877
Estrus: Day 1-2 · 28th of March, 20133,629
Estrus: Day 2-3 · 7th of April, 20136,594
End of Act One · 8th of April, 2013842
Ivan and Rainbow go to the Beach! Part 1 · 22nd of April, 20133,103
Ivan and Rainbow go to the Beach! Part 2 · 5th of May, 20135,125
Intermission: Scootaloo's Letter · 11th of May, 2013694
Ivan and Rainbow are Still at the Beach! Part One · 20th of May, 20132,564
Ivan and Rainbow are Still at the Beach! Part Two · 28th of May, 20133,242
Chapter Ten: End of Second Arc · 30th of May, 20133,004
Runaway Applebloom · 14th of June, 20134,174
It's English, not Equish · 20th of June, 20133,593
Pancakes and Apples · 4th of July, 20134,658
Mon Amour, Nous Baisons ce Soir (End of Third Arc) · 17th of July, 20136,335
Welcome Home · 2nd of August, 20133,697
The Guest · 9th of August, 20131,904
Hospital Drama · 20th of August, 20131,729
Sorting Things Out · 8th of September, 20133,115
Just Another Day · 24th of September, 20135,866
Prelude to Twentieth Chapter · 1st of October, 20131,470
Arrival · 20th of October, 20135,742
Dinner Date · 17th of November, 20139,656
Bad Choices · 12th of February, 201415,126
End of Fourth Arc · 8th of March, 20142,989
End of Fourth Arc (Part 2) · 10th of March, 20141,710
A New Day · 17th of June, 20143,902
Red Wine · 28th of June, 20143,715
Loose Lips... · 14th of August, 20146,201
...Sink Ships · 8th of September, 20144,640
Limp · 1st of October, 20144,444
Not Dead · 20th of April, 20156,458
My Happiness · 5th of May, 20155,346
Giant · 18th of June, 20157,712
From Beyond the Grave · 5th of July, 20156,915
Likes: 1992 Dislikes: 58
MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Romance Comedy Slice of Life Second Person Human Alt. Universe OC Chrysalis Changelings Anon Pharynx
You never really did care much for bugs. So it'd figure that after being magically displaced into pastel pony world, you get kidnapped by pony-sized bugs.
Life's shitty enough when you get dragged from your home to a world of talking ponies so colorful your eyes start to hurt. Then throw in the fact that you quickly get kidnapped by a species of love eating bugs the size of ponies, and you're in hell... or are you?
(Featured! Holy crap! This is a first for me, thank you very much!)
Chapters I Hate Bugs · 30th of September, 20182,008
Tour Troubles · 30th of September, 20184,030
Hostage Negotiations For Dummies · 1st of October, 20184,625
Changelingtarian Award Winner · 2nd of October, 20183,979
Sexual Harassment Is Fun! (But Not Really) · 3rd of October, 20182,881
Bittersweet Dreams · 4th of October, 20184,010
A Changeling Of Clothes · 5th of October, 20183,337
Bookworms · 6th of October, 20183,057
Game Night With "Friends" · 7th of October, 20183,989
Game Night With "Friends" 2: The Worst Possible Outcome · 8th of October, 20184,369
A Day In Hell · 9th of October, 20183,333
Calling Mom On The Weekends · 10th of October, 20184,269
The Boring Chapter You Want To Skip · 11th of October, 20184,243
Bed Rest With Nurse Apocrita · 12th of October, 20182,690
The Rise Of Lord Anon · 13th of October, 20183,619
Pest Control · 14th of October, 20183,322
Return To (Failed) Negotiations · 15th of October, 20182,897
Anon And Ap: The End Of A Friendship · 16th of October, 20185,274
Letters From Home · 17th of October, 20182,798
Growing Pains · 18th of October, 20182,867
Chitin Needs Acting Lessons · 20th of October, 20182,769
The Sexiest Distraction Around · 20th of October, 20183,976
The Easiest Decision · 21st of October, 20183,088
All's Fair In Love And War · 22nd of October, 20182,967
Limbo Dancing In Limbo · 23rd of October, 20184,275
Apocrita 2: The Sequel Always Sucks · 24th of October, 20182,937
Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee-Atch · 25th of October, 20182,822
Mother Of All Problems · 26th of October, 20182,635
You Must Be This Big To Ride Ap's Mom · 27th of October, 20182,929
How I Met Your Mother · 28th of October, 20183,836
Happy Birthday!.. Or Is It Hatchingday? · 30th of October, 20182,931
I Love It When You Call Me Big Poppa · 30th of October, 20182,734
Hail Hive · 31st of October, 20183,803
Mother-Daughter Bondage Time... Or Was It Bonding? · 2nd of November, 20182,408
The Usurper Emerges! · 2nd of November, 20183,782
Generation Anon · 3rd of November, 20182,078
The Road To War · 5th of November, 20182,881
Go The Fuck To Sleep · 6th of November, 20182,626
Meet My Daughter, Lord Tyrant Supreme · 6th of November, 20183,491
Brotherly Love Vs. Anon's Penis · 8th of November, 20182,835
Reunited And It Feels So Good · 9th of November, 20183,344
You Give Love A Bad Name · 10th of November, 20183,487
Take Me Home · 10th of November, 20183,446
After Anon · 12th of November, 20186,327
Dying Is Easy, Living Is Hard... Living Is New Penis Name · 13th of November, 20183,045
Epilogue: I Love Bugs · 14th of November, 20184,246
Likes: 1739 Dislikes: 187
MLP: FiM Non-con Profanity Death Sex Gore Suicide / Self Harm Violence Fetish Narcotics Anthology Comedy Dark Alt. Universe Second Person Human Fluttershy Anon Nurse Redheart
Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.
Warning - This Story Contains Almost Everything
Current Cover Art Here Previous Cover Art by TGWeaver Previous Cover Art Here and Here and Here
Chapters Puns · 15th of January, 2016450
Hot Dialogue · 23rd of January, 20162,035
Pony AIDS · 15th of January, 2016545
Sleep · 15th of January, 2016931
Nightmare Night · 15th of January, 2016385
Poetry · 15th of January, 2016279
Animu · 15th of January, 2016375
Seaponies · 15th of January, 2016518
Rubber Ducks · 15th of January, 2016368
Dialogue 1 (Confidence) · 15th of January, 2016473
Dialogue 2 (Anon Gets Treated Like an OC) · 15th of January, 2016366
Dialogue 3 (Friendship) · 15th of January, 2016502
Nurse · 15th of January, 2016399
Dark Room · 15th of January, 2016195
Lonely Night · 15th of January, 2016496
Flutter Balboa · 15th of January, 2016270
Magic Mirror · 19th of January, 20162,667
Lemonade · 20th of January, 20162,837
More Puns · 23rd of January, 2016384
Fanmares · 13th of February, 2016807
Gloryholes · 13th of February, 2016406
Return to Earth · 13th of February, 2016612
G-Major · 13th of February, 2016306
Layers · 24th of March, 2016771
Cussershy · 8th of June, 2016681
Different · 9th of June, 2016940
What is Zit? · 9th of June, 2016385
Hypnotism · 10th of June, 2016474
Creampies · 10th of June, 2016536
Tentacles · 10th of June, 2016685
Bloody Hell · 13th of June, 2016582
Clothes · 14th of June, 2016549
Abused Orphans · 15th of June, 2016781
Goths · 16th of June, 2016556
Fluttershy's Dream · 15th of January, 20161,672
Choking - Redheart 1 · 17th of June, 2016770
Sexting - Redheart 2 · 18th of June, 2016865
Futashy - Redheart 3 · 19th of June, 2016652
Butterscotch (Rule 63) - Redheart 4 · 20th of June, 2016745
Clones - Redheart 5 · 21st of June, 2016710
Cockblocks - Redheart 6 · 22nd of June, 20161,160
Disabilites - Redheart 7 · 22nd of June, 2016619
Hoofflix and Chill - Redheart 8 · 22nd of June, 2016940
Negging - Redheart 9 · 23rd of June, 2016638
Fat Pony - Redheart 10 · 24th of June, 2016710
Full Disclosure - Redheart 11 · 25th of June, 20161,217
Choose - Redheart 12 · 26th of June, 20161,062
Love - Redheart End · 28th of June, 20161,080
Guro · 28th of June, 2016574
Male Genital Abuse · 29th of June, 2016626
Pet Play · 30th of June, 2016699
Dragon Abuse · 1st of July, 20161,042
Bondage and Forcefeeding · 3rd of July, 20161,071
Cum Inflation · 4th of July, 2016781
Farting - Death 1 · 5th of July, 2016747
Vomiting - Death 2 · 6th of July, 2016735
Vaping - Death 3 · 6th of July, 2016595
Smoking - Death 4 · 6th of July, 2016693
Suicide - Death End · 6th of July, 2016450
Reincarnation - Death ACTUAL End · 6th of July, 2016826
Zoophilia · 7th of July, 2016606
Toaster · 8th of July, 2016538
Crippling Disappointment · 2nd of September, 2016607
Dolls · 2nd of September, 2016475
Gamer Girls · 2nd of September, 2016375
Not Funny · 7th of September, 20161,181
Yandere-Shy · 8th of September, 20161,023
Click-Bait · 9th of September, 2016560
Forgot · 12th of September, 2016541
War - OLP 1 · 13th of September, 2016540
69 - OLP 2 · 13th of September, 2016696
Fetish Guesses - OLP 3 · 14th of September, 2016766
Onesies - OLP 4 · 15th of September, 2016914
Belly Rubs - OLP 5 · 16th of September, 2016790
Holding Hooves (Food Poisoning) - OLP 6 · 19th of September, 2016791
Surprise - OLP End · 20th of September, 2016875
Secretaries · 20th of September, 2016647
Buttershy · 21st of September, 2016634
Ballroom Blitz - A Guest Chapter by ROBCakeran53 · 21st of September, 20161,891
Pocky · 22nd of September, 2016471
Food · 23rd of September, 20161,245
Edgy · 24th of September, 20161,183
Typos · 26th of September, 2016333
Discord Vines · 27th of September, 2016541
Flamethrowers · 28th of September, 2016664
Vore · 29th of September, 20161,147
The Last Mare In Equestria · 30th of September, 2016817
Cougars · 3rd of October, 2016574
Cougar · 5th of October, 2016441
A New Leaf · 6th of October, 2016942
Kidnapping - Horror 1 · 7th of October, 2016634
Needles - Horror 2 · 10th of October, 2016898
Dinner - Horror 3 · 12th of October, 2016645
Guesses Won't Save You Now - Horror 4 · 15th of October, 20161,099
Another Chance - Horror 5 · 15th of October, 2016874
Lashing Back - Horror 6 · 15th of October, 2016921
Run - Horror 7 · 15th of October, 2016854
The Chapter Where Fluttershy Rapes Anon - Horror 8 · 15th of October, 20161,145
End - Horror 9 · 15th of October, 2016697
Priests - Chapter 100 · 16th of October, 2016844
Pretty Much All The Clothing · 13th of November, 20161,407
Somnophilia · 15th of November, 2016457
Strangers · 17th of November, 2016686
Anon Wants in Her Head · 17th of November, 2016470
Dank Memes · 18th of November, 2016882
Asexuality · 22nd of November, 2016900
Morning Off · 29th of November, 2016655
Oviposition · 5th of December, 20161,050
Flutter-bells · 5th of December, 2016347
Birb · 4th of January, 2017716
Tags/Slavery · 12th of January, 2017613
Wet Dreams · 12th of January, 20171,020
Valentines · 2nd of February, 2017939
Daddy/Daughter · 3rd of February, 2017733
Anxiety / Vore · 3rd of February, 2017803
Pants In Fluttershy · 3rd of February, 2017898
Ice Play · 3rd of February, 2017858
Just Once · 7th of February, 20171,557
Potty Training · 7th of February, 2017764
Fanfiction · 21st of February, 20171,350
Hearth's Warming Eve (Older) · 21st of February, 2017399
Applejack (Older) · 21st of February, 2017310
Pinkie Pie (Older) · 21st of February, 2017301
Flutter Filly (Older) · 21st of February, 2017260
Kool-Aid (Older) · 21st of February, 2017229
Abstinence · 2nd of March, 2017790
Sports · 3rd of March, 2017342
Necrophilia · 3rd of March, 2017225
Fluttershy Wins - Abuse 1 · 2nd of March, 2017975
Scene Change - Abuse 2 · 16th of March, 2017684
Twilight Wins - Abuse End · 17th of March, 20171,260
Formicophilia · 17th of March, 2017580
Musicals · 22nd of March, 2017496
Podcasts · 28th of March, 20171,120
A Step Too Far · 24th of April, 2017899
Oh Baby · 30th of May, 2017988
Wholesome Compliments · 1st of June, 2017684
Film Noir Style · 21st of June, 2017651
Pregnancy - Red Returns 1 · 7th of July, 2017878
It's Time To Leave - Red Returns 2 · 10th of July, 2017732
Restart - Red Returns 3 · 11th of July, 2017631
Brainstorming - Red Returns 4 · 12th of July, 2017896
The Plan - Red Returns 5 · 13th of July, 2017839
Private - Red Returns 6 · 14th of July, 2017646
(Guest Chapter) A Wholesome Romance with Mr Tingles by the parasprite · 7th of August, 20172,658
Home - Red Returns 7 · 9th of August, 20171,076
Cum (One-Shot) · 9th of August, 2017776
Prison - Red Returns 8 · 10th of August, 2017655
Store - Red Returns 9 · 17th of August, 2017821
Change of Plans - Red Returns 10 · 20th of September, 2017652
Please Remember - Red Returns 11 · 22nd of September, 2017427
Windows - Red Returns 12 · 22nd of September, 2017571
Vertigo - Red Returns 13 · 26th of September, 2017567
Sunbather - Red Returns 14 · 6th of October, 2017539
The Pecan Tree - Red Returns 15 · 13th of October, 2017376
Dream House - Red Returns 16 · 13th of October, 20171,346
Irresistable - Red Returns Finale · 13th of October, 2017405
!|\\|!+!4+3 |23800+ |>|20+0(01 · 13th of October, 2017217
Rimjobs · 13th of October, 2017534
Morning Breath · 23rd of October, 2017433
Crushing · 8th of November, 2017615
Incest (Patreon Voted) · 12th of November, 2017735
Insects (Patreon Voted) · 14th of November, 2017370
Female Private Abuse · 5th of December, 2017530
Puppies · 11th of December, 2017473
Vaginal Hemorrhoids · 18th of December, 2017966
Cumshots / Bukakke · 21st of December, 2017473
Mistletoe · 22nd of December, 20171,000
Loli/Shota · 26th of December, 2017726
erMomise · 26th of December, 2017657
Terror · 28th of December, 2017619
Draft · 4th of January, 2018688
Transit · 31st of January, 2018755
Hearts and Hooves Day · 14th of February, 2018416
_______________________!!!!!!!!!!! 3424243 ---- [Sequence_Break] Birthday · 5th of March, 2018383
[SequenceSequenceSequenc- Run it Again] · 22nd of June, 2018778
[Sequence Break] Hot Sauce · 10th of August, 2018788
Soda Pressing (Guest Chapter by anonpencil) · 19th of August, 2018440
Weapons · 26th of October, 2018779
My Story · 28th of December, 2018424
The Second Person · 28th of December, 2018374
Soul Vore (A Predictive Text Bot's Chapter of FSWIYP) · 28th of January, 2019528
Making the Plan · 2nd of February, 20191,334
My Final Thoughts · 1st of May, 2019646
Welcome Back · 2nd of May, 2019756
Villian Monologues · 3rd of May, 2019767
Discovering Truth · 12th of June, 20201,516
Likes: 944 Dislikes: 65
MLP: FiM Sex Profanity Romance Comedy Porn Second Person Human Alt. Universe OC Changelings Anon
Something's been bugging you ever since you woke up in magical talking horse land, and it's not just the Changeling that can't seem to get rid of you.
Waking up in magical talking horse land was not your idea of the next big leap in your life. But you’ve not only gone and done that, you’ve somehow befriended a shape-shifting spy bug whose aptitude for doing evil is rivaled only by the number of times you manage to get your dick stuck inside her. Truly a change indeed, but one you’re taking in surprising stride. …Cause this has to be some kind of dream or hallucination - you’ll Wake Up eventually, right?
Contains: Bug ponies being cute, lots of vanilla-ish sex, light inadvertent foalcon, learning to love, temporary sadness, almost but not quite rape, and Anon not being gay.
Chapters Prologue: Chapter 1 - Crash Course · 30th of October, 20182,000
Prologue: Chapter 2 - Royally Fucked · 31st of October, 20182,000
Prologue: Chapter 3 - A Small Price to Pay · 1st of November, 20182,000
Prologue: Chapter 4 - Loose Lips Sink Ships · 2nd of November, 20182,000
Prologue: Chapter 5 - Helluva Hangover · 3rd of November, 20182,000
*** HALT - LP0 ON FIRE *** · 3rd of November, 20182,000
Act I - Have Atlas, Will Travel : Chapter 1 - Man About Town · 4th of November, 20182,000
Act I - Have Atlas, Will Travel : Chapter 2 - Putting the D in Science · 5th of November, 20182,000
Act I - Have Atlas, Will Travel : Chapter 3 - Bed, Bath, and …Further · 6th of November, 20182,000
Act I - Have Atlas, Will Travel : Chapter 4 - Everfree At Last · 7th of November, 20182,000
Act I - Have Atlas, Will Travel : Chapter 5 - Statistically Significant Sample Size · 8th of November, 20182,000
Act I - Have Atlas, Will Travel : Chapter 6 - Alternative Testing Procedures · 9th of November, 20182,000
Act I - Have Atlas, Will Travel : Chapter 7 - Sun-intended Consequences · 10th of November, 20182,000
SWEET_DREAMS["are_made_of"](this); · 10th of November, 20182,000
Act II - Capitol Punishment : Chapter 1 - Can't or Won't? · 11th of November, 20182,000
Act II - Capitol Punishment : Chapter 2 - Reservations · 12th of November, 20182,000
Act II - Capitol Punishment : Chapter 3 - Royaltease · 13th of November, 20182,000
Act II - Capitol Punishment : Chapter 4 - The Plot Thiccens · 14th of November, 20182,000
Act II - Capitol Punishment : Chapter 5 - Mine · 15th of November, 20182,000
Act II - Capitol Punishment : Chapter 6 - Bright Lights, Bug City · 16th of November, 20182,000
Act II - Capitol Punishment : Chapter 7 - Bug on Its Back · 17th of November, 20182,000
Wake Up · 17th of November, 20182,000
Act III - Alive in the Hive : Chapter 1 - We've Woken the Hive! · 18th of November, 20182,000
Act III - Alive in the Hive : Chapter 2 - Meating the Family · 19th of November, 20182,000
Act III - Alive in the Hive : Chapter 3 - Disenchantment · 20th of November, 20182,000
Act III - Alive in the Hive : Chapter 4 - Meta-Metamora · 21st of November, 20182,000
Act III - Alive in the Hive : Chapter 5 - On Second Thot · 22nd of November, 20182,000
Act III - Alive in the Hive : Chapter 6 - What a Dick! · 23rd of November, 20182,000
Act III - Alive in the Hive : Chapter 7 - Queen B · 24th of November, 20182,000
Home · 24th of November, 20182,000
Act IV - Equestria Strikes Back : Chapter 1 - Recap · 25th of November, 20182,000
Act IV - Equestria Strikes Back : Chapter 2 - Fuck You, I'm Magic! · 26th of November, 20182,000
Act IV - Equestria Strikes Back : Chapter 3 - Em for Mistake · 27th of November, 20182,000
Act IV - Equestria Strikes Back : Chapter 4 - A Changeling of Heart · 28th of November, 20182,000
Act IV - Equestria Strikes Back : Chapter 5 - Flowers for a Friend · 29th of November, 20182,000
Act IV - Equestria Strikes Back : Chapter 6 - Fuck You, I'm You! · 30th of November, 20182,000
Act IV - Equestria Strikes Back : Chapter 7 - Doomsday Cock · 1st of December, 20182,000
Prototype Automatic Story Generator · 1st of December, 20182,000
Act V - In Love and War : Chapter 1 - Ponyvillains · 2nd of December, 20182,000
Act V - In Love and War : Chapter 2 - Burning Down the Hive · 3rd of December, 20182,000
Act V - In Love and War : Chapter 3 - Indecision · 4th of December, 20182,000
Act V - In Love and War : Chapter 4 - Impact · 5th of December, 20182,000
Act V - In Love and War : Chapter 5 - Decision · 6th of December, 20182,000
Act V - In Love and War : Chapter 6 - Anon Saves the Day · 7th of December, 20182,000
Act V - In Love and War : Chapter 7 - The Day Saves Anon · 8th of December, 20182,000
Epilogue: Chapter 1 - Less is Metamora · 11th of December, 20182,000
Epilogue: Chapter 2 - The Doctor is In · 12th of December, 20182,000
Epilogue: Chapter 3 - Science, Bitch! · 13th of December, 20182,000
Epilogue: Chapter 4 - The Doctor is Out · 14th of December, 20182,000
Epilogue: Chapter 5 - A Happy Fucking Ending · 15th of December, 20182,000
[Bonus][Act I] What Are We Gonna Do on the Bed? · 18th of December, 20182,000
[Bonus][Act I] Centaurea Cyanus · 19th of December, 20182,000
[Bonus][Act I] - Stable Elements, Unstable Reaction · 20th of December, 20182,000
[Bonus][Act II] Maid to Please · 21st of December, 20182,000
[Bonus][Act II] Star:Pupil · 22nd of December, 20182,000
[Bonus][Act III] Far from the Sun · 1st of January, 20192,000
[Bonus][Act III] Keeping Aphelion Warm · 2nd of January, 20192,000
[Bonus][Act IV] Darkest Before the Day · 18th of June, 20192,000
[Bonus][Act IV] Fuck You, I'm Magic-er · 3rd of January, 20192,000
[Bonus][Act IV] How to Make Love · 19th of June, 20192,000
[Bonus][Act IV] Honey:Moon · 19th of June, 20192,000
[Bonus][Act IV] Ovi-positive · 21st of June, 20192,000
[Bonus][Act V] Cornflower Blues · 21st of June, 20192,000
[Bonus][Act V] Science Unfair · 25th of June, 20192,000
[Bonus][Epilogue] Pride and Accomplishment · 26th of June, 20192,000
[Bonus][Epilogue] A Bad Lyre · 17th of July, 20192,000
Likes: 1233 Dislikes: 47
MLP: FiM Comedy Slice of Life Second Person Human Nightmare Moon Anon
A series of short stories about a filly Nightmare Moon, nicknamed Moonie, and her father figure/guardian Anonymous the human.
Nightmare Moon returns and is hit once again with the Elements of Harmony rendering her a mischievous little filly. Much to Nightmare Moon’s annoyance, Anon thinks she's cute as all hell and is the only one willing to put up with her antics and evil , so Celestia tasks him with reforming the bundle of misery and mischief.
Cover Image is by EvetsSteve , may he rest in peace. Chapters 1-21 were converted into prose from my greentext stories with the help of Nav/WhatMustIDo
Chapters 1 Minions or Friends? · 7th of June, 20141,168
2 Truth or Dare · 7th of June, 2014489
3 It's quiet, too quiet. · 8th of June, 2014170
4 In comes Sir Bearington · 9th of June, 2014284
5 Moonie Gear Solid · 9th of June, 2014201
6 Nightmare Night · 11th of June, 2014745
7 Bath Time · 12th of June, 2014967
8 I need a hobby · 13th of June, 2014410
9 Sweet Dreams · 16th of June, 2014169
10 Dinner Time Antics · 7th of June, 2014637
11 Bedtime Antics · 17th of June, 2014416
12 Playtime at the Park · 19th of June, 2014373
13 Sleeping in spells DOOM! · 21st of June, 2014174
14 Under the stars · 23rd of June, 2014232
15 Home-made meals · 24th of June, 2014155
16 Do what you want cause a pirate is free~ · 7th of June, 2014166
17 Trouble with a capital M · 26th of June, 2014312
18 Moonie the cook · 27th of June, 2014764
19 Moonie, the master of misdirection · 7th of June, 2014202
20 Nightwing Moon · 30th of June, 2014544
21 Parent Teacher Interviews · 7th of June, 20141,145
22 Snow Way Out · 9th of August, 20142,068
23 Moonie does her Homework · 24th of September, 2014291
24 Ore no Kouma · 30th of September, 2014427
25 Moonie and the Pink Party Popper Pranks · 3rd of October, 20142,503
26 Moonie and the very tired human · 21st of October, 20141,479
27 A Battle of the Ages · 18th of November, 20141,261
28 Nerph Wars · 11th of April, 20151,699
29 Jealous of the Moon · 2nd of May, 20152,665
30 Ice Cream! · 4th of July, 2015485
31 Goodnight Struggles · 4th of July, 2015415
32 No Bully Pls · 31st of July, 20151,934
33 RPG Moonie · 4th of August, 20151,256
34 A Bet is a Bet · 29th of August, 20151,040
35 Snug as a Rug · 10th of September, 2015772
36 Spoiler Alert: Moonie was adopted · 11th of September, 2015965
37 Venomous Moonie · 1st of October, 2015696
38 They Grow up so Fast · 2nd of October, 20151,220
39 Goodnight Moonie · 7th of October, 20151,413
40 Mischief, for the Greater Good. · 9th of October, 20151,681
41 Detective Moonie · 16th of October, 20151,158
42 No disco fever here. Just the regular kind. · 22nd of October, 20151,139
43 Anonymous the Hero · 2nd of November, 2015975
44 Moonie's Booming Business · 7th of November, 20152,176
45 Grounded · 8th of November, 20151,945
46 Hearth's Warming Eve · 25th of December, 20151,886
47 Camp Sunshine and Friendship · 21st of January, 20165,322
48 The Man and the Moon · 22nd of January, 2016941
49 Just a little hiccup in the plan · 26th of February, 2016880
50 The Test [Chapter 50 & 50k Word Special] · 14th of June, 20166,115
51 Tricky Lessons · 29th of June, 20161,909
52 The General Antics of Moonie and Anonymous the Human, now with Trixie · 13th of July, 20161,472
53 The Magnanimous and Magnificent Moonie · 6th of August, 20161,669
54 Moonie's BFF Forever Trixie · 7th of October, 20161,707
55 Moondini · 12th of October, 20161,955
56 Stay · 20th of November, 2016695
57 Hearth's Warming · 17th of December, 20163,114
58 Moonie's Day at the Office · 7th of January, 20173,401
59 Taking the Nightmare out of Nightmare Moon · 10th of January, 2017836
60 Story Time · 26th of January, 2017710
61 I'll Show You Evil · 26th of January, 2017948
62 Midnight Fishing · 26th of March, 2017601
63 Get Some Sleep · 21st of June, 20171,060
64 Desiderate · 8th of August, 2017851
65 Shadow Puppets · 10th of September, 2017532
66 Major Mayoral Stress · 8th of November, 20171,791
67 What was that? · 9th of December, 2017539
68 The Odd Family · 14th of December, 2017337
69 Immature Giggling · 15th of December, 20171,784
70 Beware The Bogeyman · 18th of December, 20171,305
71 I SUMMON THEE · 21st of December, 2017665
72 Witch Rites · 30th of December, 20171,383
73 There's always something · 18th of January, 20181,080
74 A day in Canterlot · 6th of February, 20182,025
75 The Train Ride Home · 13th of February, 20182,140
76 And There Will Never Be Any More · 16th of February, 2018493
77 I have been drinking enough to poison a small community of elephants and didn't proof read. She'll be right though, I rarely edit anyway. How many letters can I put in a title? Yes, this is a good title. I'll type until FimFic stops me · 24th of February, 20182,058
78 The Date · 25th of March, 20182,937
79 You Ruin EVERYTHING · 21st of April, 2018466
80 Makeover · 28th of May, 2018691
81 Moonie's Miserable Morning Malaise Mishap · 28th of May, 20181,234
82 If Things Had Gone Another Way · 1st of June, 20182,368
83 Forever Ago · 8th of June, 20181,322
84 Dream a Little Dream of Me · 12th of June, 20181,764
85 The Company is Nice · 24th of June, 2018850
86 Almost like friends · 4th of September, 2018787
87 Help Me Commit Evil · 30th of September, 20181,002
88 Moonlight Savings Time · 11th of October, 2018472
89 Tube Food · 12th of October, 2018620
90 The Return of Nightmare Looms · 13th of October, 20181,692
91 A Trip into the Everfree · 20th of October, 20181,590
92 The Late Night Show with Sir Bearington Starring Moonie · 30th of November, 2018715
93 There has to be something in the stocking that makes noise. Otherwise, what is 4:30am for? · 23rd of December, 2018759
94 The Shoe is on the other Hoof · 5th of January, 2019986
95 Fate Conspires · 1st of February, 20191,830
96 Where HAVE you been? · 18th of March, 2019760
97 Pony Organisational Skills are Awful · 24th of March, 20191,070
98 Mrs Evil McSinisterson · 29th of March, 20191,875
99 UltiMart: The Vile Evildoing of a Department Store · 8th of April, 2019857
100 The Conclusion to Mrs Evil McSinisterson · 10th of May, 20196,104
101 In The Beginning · 8th of May, 20214,721
Likes: 1145 Dislikes: 71
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Second Person Crossover Human Twilight DJ P0N-3 Other Chrysalis Ms. Harshwhinny
A collaborative collection of stories about finding ponies in your bed.
You're just an ordinary guy, living an ordinary life. But your life changes one miserable Monday, when you arrive home to find an unexpected visitor in your house: specifically, you discover Twilight Sparkle in your bed.
Things go downhill fast.
And she's just your first visitor.
Tags and contributing authors will be added as needed. A couple new chapters will be added daily until the well runs dry. Continuity is overrated, so don't complain about it. It's a thematic collab, not a big budget Hollywood movie where there are never any continuity errors.Do you want to join? Click here!
Chapters Prologue · 1st of January, 20151,405
Twilight Sparkle Is In Your Bed, Reading Playboy (Admiral Biscuit) · 1st of January, 20152,600
Vinyl Scratch is in Your Bed, Lighting it on Fire (Samey90) · 1st of January, 20151,571
Queen Chrysalis Is Disguised As Your Bed (Estee) · 1st of January, 20152,255
Star Swirl the Bearded Exiles your Bed to Another Dimension (Daedelean) · 2nd of January, 20152,580
Fluttershy is hiding under your bed (Hoopy McGee) · 2nd of January, 20151,711
Octavia is in your bed, drinking whiskey (Splat) · 2nd of January, 20151,582
Sonata Dusk Is In Your Bed, Eating Tacos (MythrilMoth) · 3rd of January, 2015858
A Swarm of Changelings is Under your Bed (Scarheart) · 3rd of January, 20152,339
Rainbow Dash Crashes Into Your Bed (Rinnaul) · 4th of January, 20151,667
Pinkie Pie is Playing Twister With Your Bed (Maxes Altho) · 4th of January, 20151,247
Cadance Poofs into Your Bed (Flutterpriest) · 5th of January, 20151,945
Ms. Harshwhinny Finds Your Bed Unsuitable For Hosting The Equestria Games (nemryn) · 5th of January, 2015146
Discord Turns Your Bed Into A Chocolate Raincloud (Chicago Ted) · 5th of January, 20151,566
Gamer Luna Is In Your Bed (Trolleroids) · 6th of January, 20152,614
Sweetie Belle Is Making Cereal In Your Bed (Just A Fabulous Cat) · 6th of January, 2015729
A Pony Is In Your Bed, What A Twist (Flutters Is Shy) · 6th of January, 20151,727
Rainbow Dash Is Eating Your Bed (warewolves) · 7th of January, 20151,328
Twilight Sparkle's Bed Is On Your Bed (defender2222) · 7th of January, 20151,061
Lyra Heartstrings is in Your Bed, Trying To Sleep Like a Human (HudsonHawk) · 8th of January, 20152,074
Spike is in Your Bed, Eating Your Doritos (Anonymoose) · 8th of January, 2015993
Doctor Hooves Has Crashed A Blue Box On Your Bed (shockwave7669) · 8th of January, 20151,117
Davenport Sells You A Bed (Alaborn) · 9th of January, 20151,122
King Sombra Is In Your Bed, Turning It Into Crystals (JumpingShinyFrogs) · 9th of January, 2015859
Button Mash Is In Your Bed, Pissing Off Hasbro (Ponyswamp) · 10th of January, 20151,799
A Chorus of Lyras Has Invaded Your Bedroom (FanOfMostEverything) · 10th of January, 20152,480
Seaponies Are Inside Your Bed. Inside It. It's A Waterbed. (Humanoid) · 11th of January, 20151,045
You are In Twilight Sparkle's Bed (TheGypsyBard) · 11th of January, 20151,250
King Sombra Is Smoking In Your Bed (Hoopy McGee) · 12th of January, 20151,785
Roseluck Sobers Up In Your Bed (Marcibel) · 12th of January, 20152,454
Knighty's Redecorated Your Bed And Now Everypony's Pissed (Dash The Stampede) · 12th of January, 2015711
Everypony Wants Your Bed (Shachza) · 13th of January, 20152,522
The CMC Tries To Get Your Bed Tattooed On Their Flanks (gabrek) · 13th of January, 2015510
Maud Pie Is Rocking Your Bed (Spirit Shift) · 13th of January, 20151,762
The Cutie Mark Crusaders are in your bed (and you're ignoring them) (Budget Player Cadet) · 14th of January, 2015773
The Cutie Mark Crusaders Try to Make Your Bed (sbloom85) · 14th of January, 2015919
Celestia Finds A Child In Her Bed (Paton Pendeng) · 15th of January, 20153,513
Shining Armor Is Commanding Your Bed (Sage Probo) · 15th of January, 2015750
Opal's In The Mattress And We Can't Get Her Out. (Estee) · 16th of January, 20153,199
There Must Be A Pony In Your Bed (Captain Moneybags) · 16th of January, 20151,095
The Cutie Mark Crusaders Redecorate Your Bedroom (Charelzzz) · 17th of January, 20151,901
Ahuizotl Is In Your Bed, Mistaking It For An Ancient Artifact (Nyerguds) · 19th of January, 20151,340
Princess Celestia Declares Your Bed To Be The Last Hope Of The Universe (General Liberator) · 21st of January, 20155,862
You Completely Fail To Notice Applejack Is In Your Bed (Bugsydor) · 21st of January, 2015707
A Self-Insert Is In Your Bed (warewolves) · 22nd of January, 2015524
Gilda is Hogging Your Bed, and Eating Your Chicken (theRedBrony) · 22nd of January, 20152,250
Queen Chrysalis Drains Your Bed of Its Love (nioniosbbbb) · 24th of January, 20151,947
Flim and Flam are Trying to Sell You Your Bed, Which is Definitely Not a Changeling (whizzball1) · 24th of January, 20151,425
Flash Sentry Is Guarding Your Bed (Half Dime) · 26th of January, 2015799
Rainbow Dash Makes Your Bed Run Red (gabrek) · 27th of January, 20151,649
M. A. Larson Is Ruined Your Bed (Anonymoose) · 28th of January, 2015344
Comparative Biology In Your Bed (Brumby_Run) · 29th of January, 20151,713
Steve Magnet Finds Your Bed Seriously Lacking in Style (libertydude) · 30th of January, 20155,419
A Nightmare Spirit is your Bed (Appletank) · 30th of January, 20152,368
Pinkamena is Violently Stabbing Your Bed (Maxes Altho) · 31st of January, 2015409
Lyra and Bon Bon Are in Your Bed, and You Need New Sheets (Marcibel) · 1st of February, 20151,745
Princess Celestia Tries To Lower The Sun From Your Bed (michaelb958) · 2nd of February, 20151,067
Flim and Flam are Trying to Sell Repairs for Your Bed (whizzball1) · 3rd of February, 20151,971
A Red and Black Alicorn OC Has Taken Over Your Bed (moviemaster8510) · 5th of February, 2015875
Derpy Delivers Your Nightstand (Brumby_Run) · 8th of February, 20151,054
Princess Cadance and Shining Armor Are On Your Bed (zakueins) · 9th of February, 20153,137
Octavia is Back on Your Bed After a Blow-Up With Vinyl (HudsonHawk) · 10th of February, 20151,751
Pumpkin and Pound Cake are in Your Bed, Being Babysitted! (Pickleless) · 12th of February, 20151,170
Shining Armor is in Your Bed, Having an Existential Crisis (RetroLord) · 13th of February, 20156,556
You Are In Your Bed, Hating Mondays (Dusty Sunrise) · 25th of February, 20151,081
Snowdrop Is Two Feet to the Left of Your Bed (Admiral Biscuit) · 4th of March, 20151,736
Rarity Has Just Redecorated Your Apartment (zakueins) · 11th of March, 20153,613
Bulk Biceps is Bench Pressing Your Bed (Level Dasher) · 15th of March, 2015744
Your Bed is in Your Bed, Pondering a Philosophical Dilemma (AShadowOfCygnus) · 19th of March, 20154,820
Lord Tirek Is Having A Hot Tub Party In Your Bed (Twiface) · 30th of March, 20151,476
A Bottle Of Strawberry Fanta Is In Your Bed, And It's Definitely Not Celestia's Fault (ocalhoun) · 13th of July, 20161,298
Death Is In Your Bed (Admiral Biscuit) · 31st of May, 20151,352
Likes: 305 Dislikes: 25
MLP: FiM Sex Narcotics Profanity Romance Comedy Random Second Person Human Alt. Universe Big Mac Lyra Other Main 6 Anon
Several ordinary bros find themselves in extraordinary situations.
You are Anonymous, a twenty something year old who one day awoke to find himself in a world filled with colorful talking ponies (and some other humans too) for some reason.
But that's not important; what's important to you are your bros, Big Mac and Lyra, who have been there for you like true compadres ever since you showed up in Ponyville.
Now, you and your friends take on anything that Equestria can throw at you, with the help of a few friends, hot mares and loads of booze.
Collaborators: Hideo Kojima, Broseph Stalin , Nehem. Editors: Semper Fidelis
Chapters Chapter I: Introductions, Part I · 14th of July, 20145,027
Chapter II: Introductions, Part II · 29th of July, 20145,454
Chapter III: Introductions, Part III · 19th of August, 20143,245
Chapter IV: Pot Brownies, Apples, and Booty Galore! · 26th of September, 201411,500
Chapter V: Anonymous and the Tickle Fetishist · 28th of September, 20145,559
Chapter VI: Equestrian Psycho · 12th of December, 20148,855
Chapter VII: Merry Motherfucking Hearth's Warming, Anonymous; Part I · 2nd of January, 20157,822
Chapter VIII: Merry Motherfucking Hearth's Warming, Anonymous; Part II · 31st of January, 20155,140
Chapter IX: Can't Fight This Feeling · 8th of February, 201517,420
Chapter X: The Broginning and The End · 24th of September, 201513,603
Chapter XI: The Misadventures of Anonette · 31st of October, 20158,563
Chapter XII: A New Broginning, Part I · 15th of June, 20176,847
Chapter XIII: A New Broginning, Part II · 25th of June, 20176,578
Chapter XIV: A New Broginning, Part III · 24th of November, 20173,156
Chapter XV: Bromand and Conquer, Part I · 26th of November, 20178,968
Chapter XVI: Bromand and Conquer, Part II · 27th of August, 20195,991
Chapter XVII: Bromand and Conquer, Part III · 30th of August, 20192,944
Chapter XVIII: Burnt Poptarts and Sparkling Flanks · 2nd of April, 2020857
Likes: 737 Dislikes: 25
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Slice of Life Second Person Human Rainbow Dash Wonderbolts Zephyr Breeze
After graduating first in his class at a hair styling academy, Zephyr Breeze is more confident than ever that he can win over Rainbow Dash. Can her human friend help her find a solution to get the message across to the stubborn stallion?
For an other-worldly immigrant, you've got life figured out. You've found a vendor who will import meat, you're in line for a lucrative job, and you've got the best rainbow-maned friend anyone could ask for.
You've become inseparable from Rainbow Dash in the year since you'd met her. You've stuck through thick and thin, from flying injuries to her acceptance into the Wonderbolts. Every challenge in your lives seemed only to reaffirm your loyal companionship. But when she finds herself in the crosshairs of an overly confident and exceedingly flirtatious Zephyr, you get dragged into a drama filled charade that will test the depths of your feelings and the limits of your friendship like no other.
Special thanks to DE_K for helping edit!
Chapters Perfect Timing · 26th of February, 20172,329
Agreement · 1st of March, 20176,605
Adjusting · 6th of March, 20173,714
Musings · 31st of March, 20172,617
Feelings · 2nd of April, 201712,676
Perspective · 9th of April, 20171,131
Dreams · 10th of April, 20172,989
Altercation · 20th of April, 20177,160
Bonding · 23rd of April, 201713,162
Morning · 26th of April, 20172,463
Showtime · 1st of June, 20176,315
Reconciliations · 15th of June, 20173,057
Welcome Home · 4th of July, 201711,089
Socializing · 30th of August, 201712,655
Loyalty · 17th of September, 201712,038
Likes: 1620 Dislikes: 43
MLP: FiM Profanity Romance Drama Second Person Human Alt. Universe Twilight Celestia Luna Anon Raven Inkwell
An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality.
An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn and mixing in some magic gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality, though what those dreams are may change over time. His hosts - two other princesses - may want other things from him.
This story is a prose version of one written for Reverse Gender Roles Equestria. As such it contains material typical of it, including second-person present perspective, a human named Anonymous, herding, and cute pony sexism. The last is pretty light barring a few incidents. Story is rated M for gratuitous language and sexual situations.
Cover art provided by an anonymous RGRE artfriend
Featured 1-9/1/20, #1 sitewide 1-6
Chapters 1 Three Princesses · 31st of December, 20196,104
2 The Machine · 31st of December, 20194,873
3 No Path Home · 31st of December, 20193,967
4 Give And Take · 31st of December, 20192,960
5 Night Moves · 31st of December, 20194,673
6 Blinded With Science · 31st of December, 20195,290
7 Alone Time · 31st of December, 20199,120
8 Plans · 31st of December, 20195,071
9 Opening Move · 31st of December, 20198,130
10 History · 31st of December, 20196,551
11 The Empath · 31st of December, 20198,651
12 Consequences · 31st of December, 201910,441
13 Aftermath · 31st of December, 20195,620
14 Marely Matters · 31st of December, 20196,114
15 The Herd · 31st of December, 20195,645
Epilogue · 31st of December, 20191,540
Likes: 1395 Dislikes: 55
MLP: FiM Violence Profanity Adventure Mystery Slice of Life Second Person Human Alt. Universe Main 6 Anon Bat Pony
You end up in a land of sapient equines. Proceed.
You wake up in a land where magic is real and sapient ponies have built a civilisation. Being from a different universe, you have no understanding of their language or laws, but you're happy to have found yourself in the friendliest town there is. Good luck building a new life as their favourite... monkey thing.
Proofread by DekaSkittalz
Chapters Chapter 1 · 26th of December, 20181,509
Chapter 2 · 26th of December, 20181,136
Chapter 3 · 29th of December, 20181,197
Chapter 4 · 5th of January, 20191,170
Chapter 5 · 7th of January, 20192,554
Chapter 6 · 9th of January, 20191,466
Chapter 7 · 14th of January, 20192,499
Chapter 8 · 18th of January, 20191,192
Chapter 9 · 20th of January, 20191,480
Chapter 10 · 23rd of January, 20191,378
Chapter 11 · 30th of January, 20191,155
Chapter 12 · 3rd of February, 20191,832
Chapter 13 · 6th of February, 20192,047
Chapter 14 · 14th of February, 20191,538
Chapter 15 · 16th of February, 20191,876
Chapter 16 · 8th of March, 20194,895
Chapter 17 · 12th of March, 20191,449
Chapter 18 · 20th of March, 20192,313
Chapter 19 · 22nd of March, 20191,306
Chapter 20 · 29th of March, 20192,015
Chapter 21 · 3rd of April, 20193,041
Chapter 22 · 10th of April, 20191,382
Chapter 23 · 17th of April, 20191,484
Chapter 24 · 30th of April, 20191,801
Chapter 25 · 9th of May, 20191,670
Chapter 26 · 30th of May, 20194,139
Chapter 27 · 5th of June, 20191,872
Chapter 28 · 14th of August, 20194,027
Chapter 29 · 18th of August, 20192,346
Chapter 30 · 23rd of September, 20194,693
Chapter 31 · 19th of October, 20191,499
Chapter 32 · 15th of December, 20193,921
Chapter 33 · 15th of January, 20203,002
Chapter 34 · 17th of February, 20202,470
Chapter 35 · 28th of March, 20205,382
Chapter 36 · 23rd of May, 20204,188
Chapter 37 · 15th of March, 20219,542
Likes: 2251 Dislikes: 87
MLP: FiM Romance Adventure Comedy Second Person Human Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Applejack Luna Anon
Luna takes an interest in Ponyville's resident human, further complicating his already tumultuous life.
[ Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations. ]
Anon's got pony problems. Fluttershy's been stalking him, Twilight's trying to experiment on him, and he's been fighting sleep ever since he met Luna at a dinner party last week. The reclusive Princess of the Night has taken a somewhat inappropriate interest in him and has been invading his dreams!
Thanks to Luna's dreamwalking shenanigans, Anon now has to contend with doomsday meteors, horrendous creatures, and harrowing trials in addition to the growing herd of overly amorous mares plaguing him in his daily life. The line between dreams and reality begins to blur, leaving Ponyville's poor resident human desperate for a moment of peace and quiet!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between December 2012 and February 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
Chapters 1 - Don't Go to Sleep · 30th of January, 20143,768
2 - Special Delivery · 30th of January, 20145,476
3 - Office Work · 30th of January, 20143,455
4 - A Stroll Through the Swamp · 30th of January, 20144,811
5 - Night of Reckoning · 30th of January, 20147,670
6 - Autismogeddon · 1st of February, 20146,709
7 - Date Night! · 1st of February, 20147,027
8 - Into the Forest · 2nd of February, 20148,325
9 - Retro Revival · 4th of February, 20148,438
10 - Nightmare · 5th of February, 201411,102
11 - Dreams · 6th of February, 201416,980
Likes: 1250 Dislikes: 54
MLP: FiM Sex Romance Drama Slice of Life Second Person Human OC Anon
A young human finds himself in Equestria, lost, not in body, but in purpose as he attempts to belong in the alien world. A mare, devoid of a destiny, seeks to end it all. Can these two stray souls find meanining in each other? Can they find more?
A young human finds himself in Equestria, lost, not in body, but in purpose as he attempts to belong in the alien world. A mare, devoid of a destiny and seeing herself unnecessary in the world, seeks to end it all. Can these two stray souls find meaning together?
A story that was born as a 4chan greetext featuring the OC, Floor Bored. Also know as the NEET(N ot in E ducation, E mployment, or T raining)pone, Floor is often portrayed as anti-social, be it meek or vulgar, and a bit of a nympho. She's also often featured in watersports clop, but readers need not worry. The story will not be a clopfic despite having sexual themes, and any inclusion of urine is merely a homage to the character's origins.
Cover art by Smoldix. Art featured at the end of chapters will be credited if possible.
Chapters Chapter 1 · 21st of August, 20171,078
Chapter 2 · 22nd of August, 20171,486
Chapter 3 · 22nd of August, 20173,732
Chapter 4 · 23rd of August, 20173,582
Chapter 5 · 23rd of August, 20173,891
Chapter 6 · 25th of August, 20175,260
Chapter 7 · 30th of August, 20174,126
Chapter 8 · 18th of September, 20175,949
Chapter 9 · 5th of October, 20172,151
Chapter 10 · 26th of October, 20172,367
Chapter 11 · 23rd of December, 20174,387
Chapter 12 · 10th of March, 20182,965
Chapter 13 · 7th of May, 20183,326
Chapter 14 · 18th of June, 20183,732
Chapter 15 · 5th of July, 20183,361
Chapter 16 · 17th of August, 20183,127
Chapter 17 · 24th of November, 20183,545
Omake: Little Robber Mare + ChangeNEET · 26th of October, 20184,568
Omake: Multi-Shorts NEETazaganza! · 16th of May, 20185,909
Omake: Floor Meets Flutters · 19th of September, 20171,438
Omake: Noodle Exchange · 29th of December, 20171,121
Omake: Thanksgiving Dinner... Sex · 25th of November, 20171,984
Chapter 18 · 14th of February, 20195,743
Chapter 19 · 6th of May, 20194,244
Likes: 894 Dislikes: 22
MLP: FiM Slice of Life Second Person Human Twilight Other Starlight Glimmer
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
Cover art by ElementOfFaith
Chapters Starlight Glimmer · 20th of December, 20165,446
Twilight Sparkle · 20th of January, 20174,436
Derpy Hooves · 7th of March, 20174,325
Rarity · 17th of May, 20174,359
Applejack · 18th of October, 20175,057
Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy · 29th of July, 20187,718
Rainbow Dash · 20th of February, 20196,316
Roseluck · 6th of November, 20195,497
Cheerilee · 30th of March, 20206,558
Lyra Heartstrings and Bon Bon · 19th of July, 20206,020
Spoiled Rich · 9th of August, 20205,429
Mrs. Cake · 17th of October, 20205,348
Cadance · 8th of December, 20205,223
Princess Luna (Part 1) · 29th of April, 20216,728
Princess Luna (Part 2) · 6th of May, 20212,875
Likes: 346 Dislikes: 23
MLP: FiM Romance Slice of Life Second Person Human Fluttershy Rainbow Dash Celestia Main 6 Anon
Anon is pulled into Equestria by a long-lost artifact belonging to Discord. Without the ability to speak or write clearly after being transported, Anon is placed in Fluttershy's care.
Anon is dragged into Equestria by the effects of a mysterious idol belonging to Discord. He is soon discovered by Princess Celestia, Twilight, and Fluttershy, without any memory of how to speak or write clearly, or his past. Fluttershy then volunteers to watch over Anon until the princesses decide on further action. What follows is Anon's attempts at making a new life for himself alongside Fluttershy and her friends.
Featured as of 11/13/2017- Holy moly! A hearty thank-you to everyone who has joined me for the story so far, and a warm welcome to everyone who has yet to hop on board. Enjoy.
Chapters Chapter 1 - Day 1 · 6th of August, 20175,907
Chapter 2 - Day 2 pt. 1 · 9th of August, 20175,423
Chapter 3 - Day 2 pt. 2 · 14th of August, 20175,044
Chapter 4 - Day 3 · 19th of August, 20175,075
Chapter 5 - Day 4 · 27th of August, 20175,023
Chapter 6 - Day 5 pt. 1 · 3rd of September, 20175,297
Chapter 7 - Day 5 pt. 2 · 20th of September, 20175,508
Chapter 8 - Day 6 · 31st of October, 20175,005
Chapter 9 - Day 7 · 6th of November, 20176,129
Chapter 10 - Day 8 pt. 1 · 13th of November, 20175,097
Chapter 11 - Day 8 pt. 2 · 19th of November, 20175,037
Chapter 12 - Day 9 · 22nd of January, 20186,558
Chapter 13 - Day 10 · 23rd of March, 20187,344
Chapter 14 - Day 11 · 2nd of August, 20186,116
Likes: 1129 Dislikes: 92
MLP: FiM Sex Random Porn Second Person Human Diamond Tiara Silver Spoon CMCs Babs Seed Self Insert
You have been in equestria for a long time. What you notice as of late though is that some of the fillies in town are getting a little too friendly.
You have been living peacefully in Equestria for longer than you would like to admit. You have friends and made a rather nice life for yourself. Yeah, things are working out rather well for you. Except for one problem. You've noticed that the fillies you know are getting a little too close for comfort.
A series of self contained oneshots, featuring different fillies having consensual sex with an adult human male. Randomly selected based on how I feel.
Chapters Applebloom · 8th of July, 20135,727
Scootaloo · 20th of July, 20136,150
Babs Seed · 4th of August, 20135,745
Sweetie Belle · 9th of October, 20138,256
Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon · 14th of January, 20149,633
Pumpkin Cake · 15th of January, 2014911
Derpy (DT & SS-verse Part 2) · 6th of March, 20142,561
Twilight · 5th of February, 201510,754
Luna (Twilight-verse Final) · 27th of September, 201526,467
Likes: 293 Dislikes: 25
MLP: FiM Comedy Random Slice of Life Second Person Human Anon
Anon just wants to live a simple life, that is until he somehow ended up in pastel pony land with the powers of an Eldritch God that surpasses even Discord himself. Some fun slice of life stuff where Anon lives a rather bizarre but simple life.
Anon wants to live a simple life but ends up in Equestria with the powers of an (Eldritch) God. Weeks after his arrival, Rarity buys him a diner/bar as a welcoming gift and business franchise where she can get her clients. Anon then works at his diner/bar and successfully lives a simple life, though things get more exciting each day for every pony he meets. Anon also occasionally uses his infinite powers to poke a little fun. Good slice of life stuff.
Chapters The stray magician · 2nd of May, 20194,958
A regal and rumpus babysitting hangout · 5th of May, 20196,242
Of strings and technology · 13th of May, 20194,987
Of all the lonely insects · 20th of May, 20195,300
A sweet school tour · 2nd of June, 20196,300
Daring Do’s Bizarre Adventure (Part 1) · 11th of June, 20196,055
Daring Do’s Bizarre Adventure (Part 2) · 1st of July, 20195,248
A trip for four (Part 1) · 27th of July, 20195,174
A trip for four (Part 2) · 21st of August, 20195,058
Funerals and weddings · 28th of October, 20199,088
Night of scares · 7th of May, 20206,281
The plan is simple (Part 1) · 22nd of May, 20204,528
The plan is simple (Part 2) · 8th of June, 20205,284
Likes: 585 Dislikes: 23
MLP: FiM Sex Slice of Life Second Person Human Celestia OC Other Starlight Glimmer Anon
A collection of second person one-shot clopfics written by yours truly.
A collection of second person one-shot clopfics written by yours truly over the last year or two that have been converted to be more site friendly.
Warning: Contains human, Anonymous, and Human X Horse relations. There's no story to many of these stories, folks. It's just smut. A lot of it.
I have no idea who the artist to the pic is, so you're all out of luck unfortunately.
Chapters A bet · 2nd of June, 20175,769
Stress Relief · 2nd of June, 20175,440
Cafeteria Coupling · 3rd of June, 20175,202
Weekend Fun · 4th of June, 20176,393
Breaking Twilight · 5th of June, 20173,902
A Prideful Pony · 6th of June, 20176,623
A Busy Mayor · 7th of June, 20175,765
Operation Mystery Man · 8th of June, 20174,469
Library Lewdness · 9th of June, 20176,127
Cheerileeader · 10th of June, 201710,143
Horse Dick Shenanigans · 13th of July, 20177,774
Pegasi Honor · 31st of July, 20176,791
Likes: 758 Dislikes: 54
MLP: FiM Romance Drama Second Person Human Alt. Universe Fluttershy OC Anon
Anonymous leaves Ponyville to pursue a quiet office job in Manehattan. While he finds the possibility of new love in his future, he finds that his past from Ponyville isn't willing to give him up so easily. Some mares just don't know when to stop.
Who will Anon choose? His past life, Fluttershy? The mysterious Autumn? Or, perhaps the troubled Mulberry?
Chapters Part 1 - Chapter 1: Off to the Office · 15th of July, 20142,776
Part 1 - Chapter 2: Let's Set Things Straight · 21st of July, 20143,656
Part 1 - Chapter 3: Happy Hour · 29th of July, 20142,677
Part 1 - Chapter 4: The Authorities · 3rd of August, 20144,943
Part 1 - Chapter 5: Breakfast · 9th of August, 20143,829
Part 1 - Chapter 6: Back in the Grind · 17th of August, 20144,378
Part 1 - Chapter 7: An Unexpected Visitor · 23rd of August, 20144,430
Part 1 - Chapter 8: Fluttershy's Date · 2nd of September, 20145,943
Part 1 - Chapter 9: The Truth and The Past · 10th of September, 20146,405
Part 1 - Chapter 10: Hopeless · 14th of February, 20159,160
Part 1 - Chapter 11: Bedside Manner · 17th of May, 20157,335
Part 2 - Chapter 1: Return to the Office · 26th of December, 20165,321
Part 2 - Chapter 2: The Project · 13th of April, 20173,439
Part 2 - Chapter 3: A Late Night · 6th of December, 20173,767
Part 2 - Chapter 4: A Daily Case of the Mondays · 18th of March, 20182,958