A bunch of ponies summon a demon. They get a human.
A group of pony radicals try to summon a demon to overthrow the princesses. Instead they got a human. They don't know what a human is.
((Pre Princess Twilight))
((Edit: Featured 5/11/2020. Didn't expect this to go over so well!)) ((Edit2: Ch.8 featured 10/1/2020)) ((Edit3: Featured 10/22/2020)) ((Final Edit: Featured 3/25/2021))
You wake up in a land where magic is real and sapient ponies have built a civilisation. Being from a different universe, you have no understanding of their language or laws, but you're happy to have found yourself in the friendliest town there is. Good luck building a new life as their favourite... monkey thing.
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
A collection of oneshots set in RGRE. What is RGRE? Look here:RGRE primer {This story has two versions, the 15th chapter is the first person version of those before it. After that, each oneshot is followed by a first person version of it.}
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria, involving displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs.
Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.
*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.
After his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. That quickly revolves itself after a misunderstanding and a timberwolf attack leads him back to Canterlot. Shenanigans ensue.
Several months after his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. He was content in his solitude and was enjoying spending his days doing... not much at all. And occasionally abusing boops to get his way, but that's less important.
When he comes to realize the difference between solitude and loneliness, he sets out to fix it.
After getting shipped off to Canterlot due to some slight misunderstandings and slight timberwolf attacks, there's a tab bit more to deal with than he'd expect.
Like Princess Luna. And rebuilding bridges with Twilight. And Princess Celestia's odd behaviour.
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A young filly fathered by a human finds growing up as a hybrid isn't without it's trials and tribulations. (RGRE)
In Ponyville, a new and unusual resident moved into town. He went on adventures, made friends, met the love of his life, had children, and lived happily ever after for many years.
This isn't his story, but the story of his firstborn.
Anonymous Junior isn't like most ponies. Her teeth are sharp, her gaze is unnerving, and her gait is predatory. The hot blood of humanity, the blood of her sire, pumps through her veins, and it's apparent to all who look. Even when empowered by such passion, the life of a young filly is still one filled with trials and tribulations.
A re-imagining of Anon Filly as the biological daughter of Anonymous. A Second-Person story starring You as Anonymous Junior Takes place in the Reversed Gender Role Equesria AU Makes use of OCs that I do not own. They belong to their respective creators and my depictions should not be considered accurate.
Twilight has been acting odd leading up to Hearts and Hooves day, and it's up to Starlight to find out why. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Twilight has been acting odd leading up to Hearts and Hooves day, and it's up to Starlight to find out why. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
Guys wait, you’re actually horny? I thought you were just joking...
Your name is Anon and you are a human living in a society run by ponies.
You have no human friends—probably because you’re the only one. But that’s all right, you’ve got some pony friends and they’re pretty groovy. You just wish they’d tone down the ironic erotic energy they constantly exuded while around you.
I mean. There’s no way they were really that sexually charged, at least towards you. Right?
Discord makes a deal with an anonymous human. The human gets to live a good life in Equestria. And Discord? he gets to have a son of his own. Of course, his only reason is to impress Fluttershy and annoy Twilight.
Wanting to impress his best friend and bolster his own reputation. Discord takes a human from earth and changes him into a colt. But not just any human, a human who knows about the show itself. Thus begins a symbiotic relationship where Anon gets to experience life in Equestria as a young child while Discord can use him for his own plans. Of course, the information of Anon's origins are to remain a secret. And this of course, along with Anon being quite the manchild, creates all sorts of hi-jinks for both him and those around him. Though, considering his adoptive father is Discord. Chaos is all part of the course.
The story is mostly slice of life. Especially at the beginning. But as it goes on, things become more chaotic and life tumbles down into chaos for our good Anon. Everything from dealing with the queen of the changelings to even getting his own chance at soviet Glimmer. All that and more in this story.
This is a reformatted version (reformatted by ShobieShy) of the greentexted "Dadonequus Discord" written during mid season 5 by myself.
Cover Art by "Bunny". made specifically for the story
A series of short stories about a filly Nightmare Moon, nicknamed Moonie, and her father figure/guardian Anonymous the human.
Nightmare Moon returns and is hit once again with the Elements of Harmony rendering her a mischievous little filly. Much to Nightmare Moon’s annoyance, Anon thinks she's cute as all hell and is the only one willing to put up with her antics and evil, so Celestia tasks him with reforming the bundle of misery and mischief.
To make up for not being around as much lately, Spitfire treats you to a sensual apology blowjob.
Spitfire hasn't been around as much lately. Her life's been kind of crazy, and you as her partner have been doing your best to deal with her increasing absence, but it hasn't all been easy.
In an effort to make things up to you, she's put together a big surprise for you, one that'll properly remind you just how sexy and brilliant of a mare you've got in your life.
Spoiler warning: You're definitely getting head. Small touch of RGRE.
So glad to be back at it!
A story to mark my return and a great place to start it, I think. A story about giving back to those we care about, dedicated to all of my readers that waited for the day I'd finally be able to say I was back!
Princess Luna is going to be making a move tonight. Anon's friends offer him condolences, but no one wants to get in the way of a 1000 year dry spell ending. Anon is kind of a slut, so he doesn't mind. (RGRE) {Has first and second person versions}
Princess Luna is going to be making a move tonight. Anon's friends offer him condolences, but no one wants to get in the way of a 1000 year dry spell ending. Anon is kind of a slut, so he doesn't mind. (RGRE) {This story has two versions, the last chapter is the first person version.}
You, anon, are dropped into the desert and end up working for the scariest yet cutest pony army commander
You are anon, and one day when you are on vacation you have a Head splitting headache. You then find yourself in equestria, or just outside of it. you wander aimlessly until you find civilization, and end up working with the local militia, under the command of a scary yet cute pony, who is sweeter on the inside then most would expect.
You're Anon, and you're in a strange, childlike place, and your job is to wash dishes.
This childish world stands no chance against your might, and your prowess of washing dishes. This is your journey to become the best dishwasher in all of pony land! Make friends, give talks on the birds and the bees, and become one with the art of underwater ceramics!
Who knows, one day, you might even do something that'll change the world!
As a wise man once said... "The dishes beckon, and I am their reckoning."
When you were growing up as the only human in the Equestria you knew you were different. With your canine fangs and being an omnivore, you gave up on having friends. Until one alicorn change it all.
When you were growing up as the only human in Equestria you knew you were different. With your canine fangs, these wrigglers you have on your hoof and being an omnivore, you gave up on having friends. Until one alicorn change it all.
I might switch it to third person depending on the story's perspective or you guys' opinion. Cover art is done by me.
5/26/2019 Holy moly I did not expect this story to be featured on the same day, thank you so much! 3/6/2020 Sweet apples it's featured again! Thank you guys so much!
You land in the middle of the Everfree Forest and meet a lone bat filly. You end up helping her get back home, and at the same time wondering if you'll be able to get home yourself. But would it be so bad if you couldn't?
You wake up in the middle of an unknown forest, surrounded by alien plants and animals, and a frightened bat filly. You take it upon yourself to help this filly get back to civilization, by way of miles of dangerous obstacles, bat filly antics, and the dread you'll never be able to get back home. But by the end, will you want to?
Cover art by Ravensun. Edited slightly to match Mischievous' colors.
WARNING: Contents may contain Adorable bat filly antics, Potential 'D'aww' moments, Feels
Featured 8/27/19! My first featured fic if I'm not mistaken. Thank you all so much!
You woke up in Griffonstone, and were tended to by a trio of griffon girls who, unbeknownst to you, have a thing for the unusual... and being the only "human" in this new world, that puts you quite high in the "Unusual Scale"...
You are Regol of Seuhans, a skilled Hexblade from another world, and you've woken up in a place called Griffonstone.
You were tended to by a trio of griffon girls who, unbeknownst to you, might have a thing for the unusual... and being the only "human" in this strange new world, that puts you quite high in the "Unusual Scale".
These griffons - Gilda, Greta, and Gabby, decided to come up with a compromise for their shared feelings with you, and formed a "Flock", or the Griffon-Equivalent of a "Herd".
Not really knowing the full meaning behind it, you simply went with their offer when they invited you to join them.
But a few minor complications with the law leads to the four of you traveling the world, taking on a multitude of quests to help protect the inhabitants of Equus, both well-known and unknown alike, from various degrees of issues, ranging from doing simple favors around various towns, to hunting down the strongest kinds of monsters and villains, alike... all at a price, of course.
After all, it's part of the Griffon Code... blades for bits, and favors for fortunes.
Mostly written because there isn't enough proper Gabby fanfics around here (or Greta, for that matter!) Though it'll contain "Sex", it's a story first, and foremost!
Don't let the "ANON" Tag fool you. I've decided to give it a unique twist by incorporating my own version of "Anon" titled "Enigma Gray", then ran it into the Hylian Name Generator, which gave me "Regol Seuhans", which I think sounds better than "Anon" anyways. So same name meaning, but executed differently for a much more "unique" feel for your character. Besides that, I view Anon as less of a "Character" and more of a "Concept" for humanity in general, regardless of which walk of life they lived beforehand.
In the magical land of Equestria, you are the most non-magical, and therefore unusual, thing. Well, they used to call you "a thing" until they got to know you better. Now they call you "Yes!", "Don't stop!", and, occasionally, Anonymous. You have everything a stallion would kill for: fame, money, mares. However, you are not a stallion.
Warning: contains a story. Kinks: crotchboobs, lactation, well-toned mares, incredibly dumb Anonymous dominating and being dominated by mares.
