Ponyville's resident human attempts to adjust to living with Celestia as his roommate while also avoiding Princess Twilight's crazy romantic overtures.
[Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations.]
Returning readers curious about the changes to this story's chapter format should read this post.
Ever since Anon arrived in Equestria, Twilight's been getting crazier and crazier in her pursuit of his romantic attention. When he turns to the benevolent and graceful Princess Celestia for help, she sends him on a quest to retrieve a sacred stone in return for her aid. No big deal, right? Well... turns out the stone is used to transform Twilight into an alicorn, increasing his problems a thousand fold, and Celestia unexpectedly moves in as his new roommate after giving up her crown to Twilight.
Great.
While Ponyville's plucky human attempts to adjust to living with a large, lazy ex-Princess horse who constantly eats all his sweets, the new Princess of the Day broods within Canterlot castle, scheming her diabolical schemes. Twilight Sparkle intends to reclaim her very special (but strangely reluctant) somehuman, and she's willing to utilize all of the immense resources of the kingdom she now controls in order to do so!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between February 2013 and December 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
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Luna takes an interest in Ponyville's resident human, further complicating his already tumultuous life.
[ Rated mature for excessive language and humorous sexual dialog and situations. ]
Anon's got pony problems. Fluttershy's been stalking him, Twilight's trying to experiment on him, and he's been fighting sleep ever since he met Luna at a dinner party last week. The reclusive Princess of the Night has taken a somewhat inappropriate interest in him and has been invading his dreams!
Thanks to Luna's dreamwalking shenanigans, Anon now has to contend with doomsday meteors, horrendous creatures, and harrowing trials in addition to the growing herd of overly amorous mares plaguing him in his daily life. The line between dreams and reality begins to blur, leaving Ponyville's poor resident human desperate for a moment of peace and quiet!
This is a completed second person Anon in Equestria story originally written between December 2012 and February 2013 and converted to prose by reader request.
One hormonally imbalanced teenage colt, one smoking-hot milf. What's the worst that can happen?
Your mom is needed to help get Equestria's weather back under control after Tirek's rampage. Unwilling to leave you alone for an extended period of time, she drops you off at one of her friend's house: a lovely unicorn mare by the name of Twilight Velvet. You'll now be spending several weeks with her, and already you can see a huge problem: you are a hormonally imbalanced teenager...
...and she is hot!
Story for the Month of May MILF.
Takes place in a universe where Night Light died shortly after Twilight was born.
Death has come for Anon. Unfortunately, she has her work cut out for her.
Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.
You never really did care much for bugs. So it'd figure that after being magically displaced into pastel pony world, you get kidnapped by pony-sized bugs.
Life's shitty enough when you get dragged from your home to a world of talking ponies so colorful your eyes start to hurt. Then throw in the fact that you quickly get kidnapped by a species of love eating bugs the size of ponies, and you're in hell... or are you?
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A human and his pet horse are transported to Equestria.
It is a fact that horses have served mankind for thousands of years, in times of war and in times of peace. Your horse – a chestnut mare named Zayna – helps you to earn your primary source of income, in the form of a riding school.
But then, a freak occurrence dumps you both in a strange new land populated by talking ponies. At first, they are a bit hostile due to a misunderstanding — but that's nothing when you realise it's not just ponies who can talk here.
A bunch of ponies summon a demon. They get a human.
A group of pony radicals try to summon a demon to overthrow the princesses. Instead they got a human. They don't know what a human is.
((Pre Princess Twilight))
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Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
A collection of short stories about fetish guesses.
You've had your eyes set on Applejack for a long time. Maybe your best friend Rainbow Dash can help you earn Applejack's heart. You wouldn't see why not. Besides, she's your best bro. Right?
An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality.
An engineer transplanted from Earth tries to take his work with him to Equestria, but it's a mare's world here, and he's not taken seriously. Teaming up with a purple alicorn and mixing in some magic gives him a shot at making his dreams a reality, though what those dreams are may change over time. His hosts - two other princesses - may want other things from him.
This story is a prose version of one written for Reverse Gender Roles Equestria. As such it contains material typical of it, including second-person present perspective, a human named Anonymous, herding, and cute pony sexism. The last is pretty light barring a few incidents. Story is rated M for gratuitous language and sexual situations.
A strange creature arrives in Ponyville and the Apples have taken it upon themselves to keep it as a pet, despite Twilight's cautious words.
A human has arrived in Ponyville that the Apples dubbed, "Anonymous." Twilight is worried he might be dangerous. They know nothing about him after all. However, the Apples still treat him like a common pet, until he begins mimicking speech.
Anonymous is summoned by Princess Cadance during the Equestria Games. What he comes face to face with is a tearful, brokenhearted mare that needs someone to be there for her.
Anonymous is summoned by Princess Cadance during the Equestria Games. What he comes face to face with is a tearful, brokenhearted mare that needs someone to be there for her.
A large corporation in Manehattan hires you to fulfill the Diversity and Inclusion goals and reach the target numbers on the key metrics such as the absence of gender and racial bias. To their surprise, you are not entirely useless. (RGRE)
A large corporation in Manehattan hires you to fulfill the Diversity and Inclusion goals and reach the target numbers on the key metrics such as the absence of gender and racial bias. They specialize in customized spell solutions, distributed enchantment systems and cloud mana storage: three things that you, a human, didn't know even exist.
To their surprise, you are not entirely useless.
This is an RGRE (Reversed Gender Roles Equestria) story. You were warned.
In his short time in this alien land, Anon has learned three things: 1) Magic horses are bad at learning English. 2) They love triangles. 3) Social position is likely determined by booty size, if the big white one is anything to go by.
In his short time in this alien land, Anon has learned three things: 1) Magic horses are bad at learning English. 2) They love triangles. 3) Social position is likely determined by booty size, if the big white one is anything to go by.
Umbra has never been good with Colts, but when her friends drag her out to a bar to get her some tail, she finally musters up the courage to talk to one. Only problem is, she chose Anonymous. An RGRE story
Umbra has never been good with Colts, but when her friends drag her out to a bar to get her some tail, she finally musters up the courage to talk to one. Only problem is, she chose Anonymous, the exotic human that no mare has been able to take home.
But with a bit of luck and more than a little liquid courage, Umbra might find they connect in ways she never thought possible.
You wake up in a land where magic is real and sapient ponies have built a civilisation. Being from a different universe, you have no understanding of their language or laws, but you're happy to have found yourself in the friendliest town there is. Good luck building a new life as their favourite... monkey thing.
You are a cartoonist who brings never-before-seen art, and she's an amazing cellist who makes music. Two fields dominated by unicorns, but you two are doing just fine.
You were a cartoonist on Earth, but since everyone in Equestria is a cartoon your pictures are pretty life-like. Opening up an art gallery in Canterlot, you take the train and meet a mare who is just like you. She's a musician who plays an instrument only reserved for unicorns.
It seems that both of you don't require any magic.
No obscure fetishes, slight domination. Human on mare sex.
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This is one of the best fics I've read in a long time. The detailing was fantastic and the way you wrote Octavia was incredible. Have a thumbs up and a fave. - heartbrokenpariah
