Lyra Heartstrings loves humans, so much that she might have summoned one to Equestria
Lyra Heartstrings loves humans, so much so that she wrote a book about humans. Unfortunately for her, the rest of Equestria doesn't share her enthusiasm. They don't even believe the legendary creatures are real. Luckily for her, she's got the proof, and the proof's name is Archard.
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Lyra is convinced that the ancient Horn of Celestia is the key to unlocking the true history of her race. But the tower isn't what it seems, and neither is she.
Since time immemorial, the Horn of Celestia has stood above the ancient northern glaciers. It is older than the Empire, older than Equestria itself. The tower carries many ancient legends, but the most credible is this: that during the time of strife, ponies sacrificed their greatest powers to come together into a single kingdom, committed to peace and friendship forevermore.
Lyra Heartstrings is convinced there is more to this story, and after years of preparation, she has arrived at the tower with an expedition of friends and fellow experts to discover the truth for herself. One way or another, she will discover the secrets concealed in the ancient horn, even if it costs her everything.
This story was written on my Patreon as a commission for HMage, but was one of the earliest casualties of the pandemic. As a result, only part 1 of 2 was written. There are roughly eleven chapters taking us to what was meant to be the halfway point of the story. At least for now, the story will end there--not as a painful cliffhanger, but before our heroes transition to the next phase of their adventure.
There are no plans to continue beyond that at this point. But it felt like a terrible shame that other people couldn't enjoy the story thus far.
Editing by Two Bit and Sparktail, cover by Zutcha. The works.
Anon becomes a deep-tissue massage therapist in Equestria. Like... elbow-deep.
Anon had a normal life of being a massage therapist. And then one day he accidentally opened a portal to Equestria. As the only human in this new land, it would be a shame if his magic fingers went to waste.
So he decides to work as a deep-tissue masseur at the spa with Aloe and Lotus. Ponies from all over Equestria come to work out their problems, stress and kinks. Anon: part-time masseur, full-time therapist.
Now about that happy ending...
A comment-driven episodic story. Each chapter focuses on a different character. After each chapter, YOU, the readers, nominate and vote on who you want to visit Anon for a massage next! Simply comment which character you want to visit, and after (an arbitrary amount of time)the character with the most upvotes will be next! (Duplicate nomination wont have their scores added together.) It can be any creature from MLP, even an OC! If your character doesn't get the most votes, don't despair! You can always nominate them again on the NEXT chapter.
Lyra and Bon Bon have taken a human into their abode. Whilst Bon Bon shuns the man, Lyra is intrigued by him. Then, one afternoon, Lyra catches him walking out of the shower... surely all humans aren't THAT big, are they?
Bon Bon and Lyra are happily married. They both own a wonderful home, work their dream jobs and feel nothing but love for one another. The dynamic between them was perfect... until they took Equestria's latest addition into their home. Bon Bon saw the human as an intruder, forced upon her by Lyra's fascination and good-spirited nature. Still, she tolerates him, if only for her wife's sake; telling herself every day that he'll be out of her mane eventually. Lyra meanwhile seems him as a friend. A strange-looking but overall kindly alien who just happens to live in their home, nothing more, nothing less...
Although one day, she sees that he is more.
So much more.
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Artist: coinpo Tags: Lesbian sex, cunnilingus and strap-ons. Human supremacy/domination, very large endowment, cock worship, deepthroat, very large cumshots, hardcore sex, orientation play (lesbian-to-straight), power-of-big-dick and implied impregnation. Cuckquean, non-con, betrayal, assisted blowjob, face fucking, forced vaginal penetration, cervix penetration, mind break. THIS WAS A COMMISSION Thank you massively to Exuno for not only commissioning this work but also encouraging me every step of the way. And additionally, Deergenerate cannot be forgotten for his contribution. If it were not for his help here and there throughout, this story might have come out even later. So thank you. Featured 12/04/20
Doubting that hands are so awesome like Lyra claims, Bon Bon must be proven wrong in the sexiest manner possible!
After a trip through the magic mirror, Lyra returns to Equestria in a human state; and proceeds to teach a doubtful Bon Bon how awesome hands really are!
Sometimes a perfectly good Thursday afternoon is ruined by an otherworldly suitor. Sometimes that suitor is egged on by the love of your life. Bonbon has gotten used to it.
Twilight Sparkle was Celestia's chosen heir, and under her rule Equestria was destined to prosper. But then her friends passed, as mortal ponies always do, and she was left to rule alone. The years were not kind to her after that.
Twilight Sparkle has ruled Equestria for over a thousand years. From her throne atop the floating city of Concord, she enforces ruthless harmony over the handful of surviving settlements. But Twilight is afraid: Equestria's survival always hangs by a thread, as enemies more ancient than the Alicorns threaten to return and devour what she has built.
Twilight selects her star pupil, a young unicorn named Star Orchid, to travel down from the perfect city of Concord into the dangerous ruins beneath, so that she might locate these forces, and help Twilight to destroy them. Only when every threat to Equestria is finally dismantled will she be able to rest. Until then, there is much left to purify.
Edited by Two Bit and Sparktail. Cover by Zutcha
Updates Wednesdays.
This story was commissioned by TyrannisUmbra, with additional funds donated by my enabler, Two Bit. If you'd like one of your own, drop me a PM!
This story takes place in the same universe as Why We Dig. I'm not going to call it a sequel, since none of its characters will be aware of anything in that story, so you won't have to be either.
Anon finds out he can never go home, which means he can now focus on his love life with horses.
After two years in a world of magical ponies, you finally receive the dreaded confirmation that you're stuck here, forever. Your best pony friends, Lyra and Bon Bon, see this as the perfect opportunity to move past your old taboos about dating equines and enter the dating game. But, do they have bigger plans for you?
In case it wasn't obvious, contains a MFF human/pony/pony relationship, but also hornplay and gentle femdom.
I started working on this months ago, so it definitely does not line up with current canon.
UPDATE: Featured 11/04/2019. Thank you all so much.
Lyra finally sees a real human in Equestria and offers him a job.
You, Anon, have finally made a place for yourself here in Equestria. Money is a bit tight, so you go looking for a job every day. Finally, you run into a pony who happens to love humans. She knows all about them. With a glee, she offers you a job, and you happily accept. You need the money, after all. However, the job is nothing like what you would expect.
When the first portal to Equestria opened, and humans started coming back with Cutie Marks, it forever altered the fate of two worlds. Now, a young man must face the true consequences of that change.
A Cutie Mark amplifies potential. It makes a pony formidable — but it makes a human a god.
When humans started visiting Equestria and returning with Cutie Marks on their hips, Earth changed overnight. Now a young man with an unwritten future is about to discover the true consequences of that change … and his choice of Marks will forever alter the fate of two worlds.
** CONTENT WARNING:Offscreen rape, mind control.** Earns its Dark tag.
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Highly Recommended by Present Perfect!"Completely memorable ... I've never read anything like it. Also perfectly terrifying."
"It went on my Favorites shelf, and I really don't do dark." –iisaw
Third-place winner in the September 2014 Writeoff Association competition! Newly edited for FIMFiction!
Praise for the Writeoff version: "What in the hell. … This is a really remarkable and surprising piece, one of the best HiE’s I’ve ever read, and the best Friendship Is Optimal-style sci-fi I’ve read since FiO itself." –Present Perfect
"F**k you for writing an HiE that I actually thoroughly enjoyed. Just f**k you." –Golden Vision
Your foster brother, Button Mash, has just made a bad brotherly relationship worse by fucking your girl, and on your bed! Looks like the only way to get even is to level up, namely by banging his mom.
You're the adopted brother of Button Mash and son of Creamy Heart. While you get along really well—almost too well—with your foster mother, Button, her biological son, is always quick to remind you that you aren't a real part of HIS family.
Needless to say, he's an asshole, and today, he took things WAY too far by fucking your girl, Sweetie Belle, and on your bed to boot! You want revenge, and what better way than upgrading to a mare that he could never have, and that he'd never forgive you for taking? That's right, it's time to seduce and fuck Creamy Heart. Good luck.
Edited by the wonderful incest savant Grimm, who has been an immeasurable help in bringing this story to fruition!
Humans often pass through Equestria on their way to worlds unknown, maintaining cordial relations with the locals. One has chosen to live in Ponyville. Lyra worries about him when he's not there, and is happy when he comes back.
This particular human rather likes it in Ponyville. Indeed, he rather likes being away from Earth in general. Though he doesn't like to talk about it.
Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song. It was the happiest moment of her life. Until she realized he couldn't hear it.
Song and magic are two parts of the same whole in Equestria. When Rose saw Anon, it was love at first sight, and as if to shake any doubt, she heard their song, the one they're meant to sing together. It was the happiest moment of her life.
Anon, after a series of poor life choices, decides to visit Ponyville General to get herself checked out. Confusing revelations and lewd shenanigans ensue...
Anon, after being turned into a pint-sized pony and binging on her hedonistic tendencies, decides to go to a doctor (or would it be veterinarian?) for a checkup. She learns a few interesting facts about herself, had a bit of a tantrum, is thrown out, then runs into Lyra. Things get weird, which is saying something, and then go completely off the rails. Will our awkward little horse intrepid hero ever get a moment's rest?!? Tune in and find out!!!
Kinks Include: Female on Female, Some Oral, Sex Toys (Don't Ask), Sensual Sorcery, Screwing One's Self Over (Again, Don't Ask), Cataclysmic Climaxes, Unexpected Interruptions, and a Myriad of Misadventures!!!
Anon, tired of being a virgin in pony land, decides to get laid. It goes as well as you'd expect it to. (Semi-RGRE?)
Anon is tired of being a virgin. It causes him endless guilt and the need to get shit done. So he finally leaves his room and tries his luck at a bar. There, he meets the mare Lyra Heartstrings, recently broken up by a stallion. Can she give Anon advice on getting a mare? Will the two end up getting together?
When Equestrian help is required in the world of Canterlot High, but Princess Twilight isn't responding to the journal, five girls cross over to find her.
Sunset's in trouble and we need Princess Twilight's help. We've been calling her with Sunset's magic journal since yesterday but there's been no reply.
Looks like we're going to have to go through the portal and find her ourselves.
After all, it's a magical land of cute, colorful ponies. This should be easy.
Right?
Sex tag exists for jokes relating to nudity and innuendo.
Main story is complete as of chapter 41, but I'm adding a series of epilogues for fun (3 are remaining)
Trixie and Starlight resume the magical show's travelling tour after dealing with some simple fixes that would make their travel a little easier. But as soon as they've solved the space and food problems... a new one crops up! Estrus!
Trixie and Starlight have long been the closest of friends. The best of friends. Not like Lyra and Bon Bon best friends... but very close!
All that is going to be tested in the fire of mare-heat now, though.
After the events of Road to Friendship, Trixie and Starlight stay on the road for a few more weeks. With some judicious application of magic and organization, the issues of wagon-space, finances, and food were easily solved. What would not be so easily solved, however... was the issue of an early estrus for Trixie...
How will the two best-friends tackle the scenario, and what kind of impacts could this have on their overall friendship? Starlight's knowledge of a rather prodigious and forbidden spell may help... or complicate things. Will the two besties still be friends the morning after?
Read on in this rom-com-clop to find out!
Warning! Contains: Futa on mare (x2) / Slight-cum expansion / Rough dreamsex squence / Really hot sex Don't read if you ain't into it!
Director's Cut now up (with editing from the fantastic Rei)!
Lyra summoned a Human to Equestria on the day of the Summer Sun Celebration... the same day Celestia's Student moved into Ponyville. Now she and her roommate Bon-Bon have to keep him safe from, literally, EVERYTHING!
At first, he was just an ordinary man on Earth. Now, he's a not-so-ordinary man on Equus, in the kingdom of Equestria.
He's constantly under the care of a mare named Lyra Heartstrings, and her roommate Bon-Bon. What's more, he's also apparently a bit of a "myth" in this world, which means he has to hide from the Higher-Ups, or risk getting experimented on!
To top it all off, the problems that keep happening around the town of Ponyville are, in some way, shape, and/or form, tied in with these two strange mares! And they may not even realize it!
While on a job to deliver supplies to a new colony in the Andromeda Galaxy, something goes horribly wrong. David Lawson finds himself the sole surviror of a devestating crash on an unknown world. An unkown world full of colorful talking ponies...
Note* This story is prewritten and will be updated weekly.
In the year 2037, humanity developed the technology to travel across galaxies. Several companies sprang up with intent to travel to the Andromeda galaxy and develop Earth's first colony. David Lawson joined one such company, but on the flight back to Earth, something went terribly wrong. Now, David has crash landed on an unknown planet. He is all alone... or so he thought.
Midnight Shadow, a unicorn mare from Canterlot, takes responsibility for the strange alien creature and saves his life, but can he even make a life for himself in this new world? Can he ever find happiness? Security? Love?
The way certain characters act was inspired by a few other stories on here, namely Fleeting Flames, To Find a Rainbow, and Lyra's Confession. I highly recommended you read those if you haven't yet.
Also, this is my first story ever, so please be gentle. Tagged with violence due to a small fight in chapter 3 and descriptions of blood and burn wounds. Nothing too crazy, but tagged just to be safe. Tagged with sex because of sex.
If this story is any good whatsoever, I attribute that to my best friend and fantastic editor AJ. Also, I would probably have far more spelling mistakes and bad grammar if not for BurningDusk. He read through all of my crap before hand and made sure it was legible.
